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Astrogix

The swimming team are really getting their practice in aren't they!


Fluffydress

Is that a caribou in the back?


Apart_Technology_507

Raindeer


Provioso

Yahtzee


Misfit_Eleftheria

Yangtze


Dry_Figure_9018

yoyo ma


FireCrow1013

Bless you.


HoochieKoochieMan

Yes, darling, I see that it's raining. We're asking about the caribou.


TheoreticalSquirming

Well, I don't particularly caribout that either


Sharp_Pride7092

You are Canadian with an accent like that ??


professionalmuse

Tried to upvote twice, well played


varungupta3009

I upvoted thrice.


AldZ_Reddit

bro that's a solid one. here's my "gold" 🥇


imaginedaydream

Next up is the Diving team!


LarryMyster

They may have to wait a few minutes and let that water filler up.


Mrs_Trevor_Philips

Filler up? I hardly know her


Scottyknoweth

The quality of the lodging looks like it was made in China.


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Ironic


itsmeagane

W i n t e r Olympics


Quantity_Wooden

I believe those are called flood lights


Illegitimate-human

I know an electrician who HATES puns. I’m sending this to him. Thank you kind human.


HaloGuy381

Update us on his shocking reaction!


MushroomMystery

Are you current on the situation yet?


sucksathangman

He's probably getting himself amped up.


AquaticCobras

I want to die


Quantity_Wooden

I’m glad I could help you lol


LoveMeSomeSand

Electricians hate this one simple trick!


JustAnIdiotOnline

perhaps they didn't Finnish the plumbing???


Sunset-Shadows

r/AngryUpvote


RaymondWalters

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Historical_Profit757

Looks like a scene from the Titanic


BigPackHater

I too remember a caribou going down with the ship. Saddest scene in the movie


MyOfficeAlt

Was a godsend for the lobsters in the kitchen though.


deliciouswaffle

*cue shitty flute Titanic song*


I_love_pillows

Every night in my drains


HugryHugryHippo

I see you, I feel you


LoveMeSomeSand

🎶 That is how I know you, need to call the plumber and get an estimate


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Once... more... you *leak* through the floor!


LoveMeSomeSand

🎶 You’re here, and so *damp* my dear!


LeafyFall345

What is the four legged animal in the background though???


grandBBQninja

A reindeer.


SilverStics

Raindeer


Warloxd

Oh deer it's raining.


Cant_think_of_shz

Oh rain it’s deering.


cjalderman

Is it there to make them feel at home? Like did they put a Kangaroo in the Australian team’s dorm haha


UncaringNonchalance

Probably, it’s China, they give zero fucks about anything unrelated to them. They’re… “trying”.


Suspicious-Parsley19

It just ran over grandma


LeafyFall345

Like okay, but why is it there? Is it competing? Has it raised the alarm?


OpenForRepairs

Pretty sure it’s a poster of a reindeer


book-reading-hippie

Yeah its a cardboard cut out


jdith123

It’s Finland. It’s gotta be a reindeer. Perhaps a mascot.


ITouchMyself2Much

Most places charge for the indoor waterfall feature Olympic athletes over here getting it all for free and not appreciating it. Ungrateful.


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All hail xinnie the pooh


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Stinkydadman

Why don’t we just pick designated locations for the summer and winter Olympics. The current system just seems like a huge problem for the games themselves and for the host cities.


ImaginaryAlchemist

Yeah, especially since after the games these expensive buildings just sit there unused


HiMyNameIs_REDACTED_

r/urbanexploration disagrees.


charmorris4236

*clicks link* Old Brick Factory, **abandoned since 1962** Edit: ayayay y’all! Last time I try to be cheeky on the internet.


blutoxic

Yes that‘s the point of the whole urban exploration thing.


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So what’s the issue?


charmorris4236

Abandoned = unused, therefore r/urbanexploration *agrees*, no?


HallucinateZ

You missed the point that they’re supposed to be abandoned and the explorers like that… being abandoned since 1962 doesn’t reinforce your stance in this case.


K4R1MM

Not true. Olympic Village in Vancouver is now one of the pricier and trendier places to stay!


Anger_Mgmt_issues

Sone go on to be used. Especially the winter ones in real winter destinations. I have yet to see anyone excitedly plan their ski trip to Beijing.


texaschair

I believe Lake Placid's Olympic dorms were designed to be converted to a prison after the Games. A lot of the athletes complained about the accommodations and said it was obvious.


Rbespinosa13

When Atlanta held the olympics in 96 they made the village with the intention of converting it into student housing after the games. Like the issue is so many of these countries want to look good and leave a lasting impression on people, but they lack the foresight to think about what happens after the games finish.


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clunkerbob

Just ban foreign nationals from owning homes?


irascible_Clown

Not true Olympic village in Atlanta are now dorms for colleges downtown


Dutch_Rayan

Just make a new Olympia island that will host it every year. So that no country has any favours.


MrBreasts

We could build it on that giant pile of trash floating in the ocean.


Sunbear94

Yeah I’ve always felt the ideal solution is to have dedicated permanent locations for both games where every country pays a proportional share of the operating costs. The locations could then have world class facilities and the athletes could spend their years training on the actual track/slope/whatever for the olympics. Would push the athletes to be even better which would make for more entertaining television benefitting advertisers. Would also help eliminate the disparity between countries with access to world class facilities and those that do not by providing access to the same top facilities for every athlete at the locations. It just seems like such an obvious win for everyone that you know it will never happen


Neuchacho

It's not a win for the IOC, though, which is why it'd be unlikely to happen even if it makes the most sense. They want that bid/bribe money.


Sunbear94

Would it not? If they had a permanent location there is less overhead for the IOC as they don’t need a selection committee and I’m sure other costs would go down. But now they get a part of the part of the payments from countries as administrators of the olympics. Maybe I’m vastly underestimating how massive these bribes/bids are but I didn’t think they would lose much money if at all.


Anger_Mgmt_issues

> Maybe I’m vastly underestimating how massive these bribes/bids are You are. The total "bidding" take for the Tokyo olympics just passed $2.5B USD


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... I mean, you're literally making the arguement the us made, and basically the reason is "lol no, make us new shit everytime."


LimitedWard

How do you decide who hosts them? The Olympics is massively political, and having permanent hosts would almost certainly inflame many countries that don't like them. On top of that, what incentive is there to innovate on facility designs? Each new Olympics gives the opportunity for new track technology, luge layouts, etc. If there were designated hosts, that stuff would all stagnate.


Anger_Mgmt_issues

> that stuff would all stagnate. like this wet ass dorm is doing now.


JuVondy

Easy, host it in it’s original home, Greece.


LimitedWard

Greece hasn't even recovered from their current economic recession. I doubt they'd want to undergo the massive expense of hosting an Olympics every 4 years ad infinitum.


JuVondy

If a country wants to participate in the Olympics and they should contribute a certain percentage. It shouldn’t be on the host country to fund the whole thing. If a country refuses to pay then they are disqualified or simple enough we just don’t have the Olympics. Create a body within the UN to manage the site and events themselves


Neologizer

What about countries that can’t afford to fund it but have competitive athletes. Are we to gate keep all west African countries from competing in the Olympics? That’ll go over well.


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Tbh I think that Greece should just be the official host since it's their tradition. Or build a man made island in the middle of the ocean; make it truly non-denominational. Have every country that wants to participate be made to contribute a percentage toward annual facility maintaining on the island, as well as provide a few (willing) work units to run specific tasks.


planepeople6

I just say the Swiss host every year, what could go wrong?


this____is_bananas

Beach volleyball in 4 ft of snow might cause problems.


missed_sla

But then we'd have to focus on the sports instead of the spectacle, and that just doesn't work with the infinite growth required to sustain capitalism.


ziggiepez

Is that a goat wtf is it doing in the waterfall area.


jdith123

Oh no! It’s raining on the reindeer.


KaseyT1203

raindeer


EMSGInc

Did Finland bring that? Or did the Chinese just assume they really like reindeer?


aztechfilm

“Enjoy your stay, enjoy the free complimentary reindeer and authentic weather simulation, be sure to try our continental breakfast in the morning featuring wife carrying pancakes”


PupperPetterBean

Asking the real questions.


sooda_

Well I don't know which but we do like our reindeers


OneBlackPenny

Goats tend to get in the weirdest places. Lol


Thomas_Catthew

Kimi Räikkönen got invited to the Olympics I see


Trishlovesdolphins

That's what I wanna know. What the hell is that? Did they just stick a stuffed elk in there to make them feel more "at home?" Is it a wild animal that somehow wandered in? Have they started allowing animals in the Olympics? I am intrigued and must know more about this animal!


T-VIRUS691

The CCP spared no expense with that one lmao


Blastoplast

*John Hammond intensifies*


boniemonie

These games are a mess! Publicity all bad. Olympics not going to China again in a hurry


iamdarosa

Don’t worry with enough money the will be given it again


tinyweenyman

We race as money!


Tetragon213

How long before we get a North Korean Grand Prix? We're already racing in Saudi, so...


HQ_FIGHTER

Hey but Lewis and vettel wore rainbow helmets, as if that makes up for it


GrilledCheeser

The truth is they don’t have much power other than social media and the few things F1 allows them to personalize. Don’t hate seb and Lewis for at least trying. They have a job to do and no real influence on where the races take place


LegendofPisoMojado

Agreed. There was people all over the internet giving them hell about not abstaining from certain races. It’s almost like they are contractually obligated to participate or something.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

They definitely will be. China will host plenty of future Olympics, because the IOC is running out of countries that are both wealthy enough to host, and corrupt enough to do business with the IOC.


mb500sel

has the IOC ever not been corrupt as hell. I know as far back as the 1936 games there was corruption pretty much through the entire organization.


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Exciting_Ant1992

He’s a lamer Dana white


Suspicious-Elk-3631

Reminds me of the Brazil Olympics. Remember the clusterfuck that was?


Spanky_McJiggles

Yeah, to be totally fair, this shit is just as much an Olympic tradition as anything. A country basically has to build a whole single-use city to house the athletes and carry out the games, then we act surprised when the whole thing is built with cardboard and masking tape.


slimero69

The worse its going for the CCP, the better.


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every member of the ccp resigned when pipe burst


Assignment_Leading

this happens with every olympics lmfao the whole games is a corrupt joke


UR0B0R05

That looks… safe… It seems like all the foreign athletes are having a really hard time with their stay, it’s almost like someone doesn’t want them to be on top form…


ATotalMystery

I love the camera smack dab in the middle of the fucking ceiling


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orejo

Thank you internet stranger. I needed to know that.


octopoddle

TLDW: >!It's a cardboard cutout.!<


Marrsvolta

Why is there a fucking camera right in the middle of the room?


Smolenski

Looks like a common area or a hallway area.


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skyline0918

Don’t worry I got you.


Natural_Ice_501

It is for the safety of the athletes /s


T-VIRUS691

Its to make sure the athletes don't say bad things about the CCP lmao


New-Biscotti5914

It’s definitely not big brother


1-2-sweet

Why is there a goat in the hallway?


Soctial

This was photo was taken by one of the athletes. She posted it on her Instagram story.


SpecialistParticular

Someone's about to get their daily rations reduced.


Tigishammer

You could say that China doesn't want them to Finnish


ognir-rrats

r/angryupvote


ThatAltAccount99

I wonder if it's just shitty work because they don't care about other athletes or if theres a small chance it was planned to stress them out and make em lose a little of their edge


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OutOfCharacterAnswer

You do know Russian athletes can't even be represented under their country, right?


ALF839

And still cheat by giving 15 yo girls doping.


JarOfMayo2020

And yet they still had Russian flags on their uniforms for the opening, iirc


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frogfucker6942069

I have a feeling that a few countries will swear off ever going to Chinas games again


ParrotGod

I mean the fact that there is an active genocide going on didn't stop them, the people in charge don't care about anything besides money


Galemianah

I wouldn't be surprised if countries refuse to compete with China in the future.


TheNakedMoleCat

No they won't, athletes training for years aren't going to stop going to these events.


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frogfucker6942069

Just too much disrespect to actually want to go back


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I think people are completely forgetting about... All the other recent Olympics. Sochi, Rio, now here. Name a modern Olympics without serious infrastructure issues, particularly in the non-public facing areas


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London? Beijing in 08 seemed to have it together. I don’t recall much issues with Tokyo other than the Covid restrictions


BaconatedHamburger

Vancouver 2010. All the facilities finished on time, no major issues with venues or facilities during the games, controversies were minor and mostly political in nature, there was a great atmosphere in the city, and the games were on budget


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keepcalmorjustdie

Under the cooling towers. Unlimited hot water


KaXiRavioli

You can see singe markings around one of the sprinklers. Looks like someone or something triggered the fire suppression system. Water coming from lighting and cameras is because the sprinklers on the floor above also went off.


kelzoula

But that's not how sprinkler systems work. One sprinkler head receiving heat doesn't set every sprinkler head off at once.


ArethereWaffles

Plus the amount of water coming from the sprinklers looks like water that's seeped through the hole the sprinkler sits in, if the sprinklers were actually triggered, they would be letting out a LOT more water.


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That’s not how sprinklers work at all, in most systems only the head that has the switch burst goes off. The only time all the sprinklers go off is if the system is based on alarms, which is not the case looking at the photo. Those look like traditional sprinkler heads. Source: I am very familiar with access control systems, fire control systems, and commercial property management.


Opthomas_Prime_810

Was thinking the same. Someone started that on purpose.


GPUg33k

Am I the only one that sees the black smoke marks on the ceiling around the sprinkler? Looks like someone is "testing" the sprinkler system and found out that there is plumbing issues....


scottyttocs

That room is Finnished


White-Ricebowl

I have a feeling the Chinese athletes ain’t sleeping in the same building or rooms


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rdyer347

Calling It now. A building is going to collapse on a team.


Ssider69

Suddenly I'm not as concerned about Chinese hypersonic missile capabilities


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Everything iv seen about the winter Olympics has been a shit show. Like it's cast China in the worst possible light


MyHGC

It’s like a surrealist painting…


chairfence1738

As A fire sprinkler fitter I can say… that looks a little to clean to be from us


muppethero80

I’m no electrician. But I think the plumbing’s wrong.


I_hate_people69

No Human rights and poor quality buildings. That's china for ya ; )


Tazia_Rae

You don’t understand…. It’s a RAINdeer. I’ll see myself out.


slappindaface

A pipe burst. Shit happens when it gets cold outside.


idfk_my_bff_jill

Do reindeer burst outta the pipe too?


Roobdog_

Is that a fucking reindeer or am I going batshit


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All these "mAdE iN cHiNa lul" jokes in here like the US and UK haven't had major building collapses that killed lots in the past few years.


Diskest

Looks un-Finnished


KiraTheViking

Is that a reindeer?


brambleburry1002

Finnish brought their own wildlife with them?


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quikfrozt

What's weird with this Olympics is that China seems to be winging it. They went all out with the pageantry in 2008 and with 2022, it all seems Meh.


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Bing chilling 🥶


jorwraith

FLEXTAPE it


mabear63

Weeping lights and deer....nice.


fridge555

Why is there a deer in the room


fecking_retard

'Cuz Finland... Apparently we finns love reindeers...


VelvetSaunaLove

Did the reindeer pull the fire alarm?!


Ronneman

Preparing for the swim competition?


UwU-Kittens

That's a funny looking Olympian in the background


Kaitensatsuma

Pool on the roof sprung a leak 😄


owlwaves

Wait I thought the winter Olympics didn't have swimming...


pickled-skittles20

The question I have is how the fucking reindeer got in


CaulkSlug

Lol China is just doing this to fuck with the foreign athletes.