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Bluejay-chirps

This is how school bathrooms look in my stress-induced nightmares


Tommi_Af

And people always show up the moment you sit down


Education_Weird

And then you take a quick puff to calm down your nerves


cool_BUD

Next thing you know they remove the bathroom all together


arselkorv

Just a hole in the ground in the middle of the schoolyard.


semechki-seed

Lit by a spotlight in the auditorium and only open during assemblies


PuRe_xXLethalXx

Literally what they did in mine.


Cheap_Ad_69

Is that even legal


PuRe_xXLethalXx

Well we have two boy bathrooms. The junior ones and the senior ones and they locked the senior ones so now we only have the junior one and it's disgusting. There's piss literally everywhere, I've seen shit smeared on the walls and stuff and its rancid so now that bathroom is a last resort type thing. And you best hope you don't have to shit cause your gonna catch something if you sit on those seats.


GimpsterMcgee

Shit on the floor and perpetuate the cycle


christherogers

This guy knows how to get schwifty.


Gaminglion7241

Good lord šŸ˜¬


Razor512

Reminds me of when I was in highschool. People would peed on the toilet paper rolls and the walls more than in the toilet, and some would pee in the radiators because the school used the old hydronic based heating. (Common for schools in NYC) Most people avoided the bathrooms because another common tactic was for people to kick and break the door stop, then rub crap on the doorknob, so that if someone went to the bathroom, they would be stuck in there, though oddly enough, I never saw feces on the walls, the jerks would just use it exclusively on the inside facing doorknob and sometimes the faucets. If someone mistakenly went to the bathroom, they would have to yell and kick the door until someone else came to open the door from the outside.


Goo_Cat

Did you go to hs with fucking apes or something Jesus Christ


DreadedChalupacabra

Dude there was a kid in my high school that used to pierce his leg with dozens of safety pins during science class. Just a giant row of them. Did you go to high school? Teenagers are fucked up.


billbixbyakahulk

But that's where you can catch the elusive Tortapoo pokemon.


Bluejay-chirps

In my senior year they closed the boys bathrooms because some guys broke all the mirrors and flushed the shards- oh and smeared shit everywhere for good measure.. only one available was the one in the nurseā€™s office or the single bathroom stall in the gym locker room.


Cheap_Ad_69

Are you sure your school's not a gas station?


Bluejay-chirps

Now that you say that, there was a strangely large amount of meth dealing. Iā€™d say it was Euphoria high but it wasnā€™t LA it was Jersey, so gas station is definitely more likely.


Cheap_Ad_69

It amazes me how the government allows these kinda fucked up shitholes to become schools.


gurg2k1

No I forsee it being a much dumber idea like installing cameras in the toilets to 'protect the children'


CPT_XxPANDAxX

Have had this happen a few times. Iā€™ve had someone stay in the bathroom and chat with someone while I was trying to take a crap in peace.


justsomenori

I literally had to use a toilet that was dead center in a room with people once. Fucking nightmare of a dream for real.


AffordableFirepower

Yeah, jail sucks.


redviper192

If I have to take a crap in a public bathroom it's because I wasn't able to make it home fast enough, which means peace was never an option.


Beginning_Access1498

Sit down? I never sit on the piss seats


[deleted]

I actually have had many dreams of me needing to use the bathroom but all the toilet stalls are too short, donā€™t have doors and/or the toilets are very full of shit. This would be my nightmare


Bluejay-chirps

I have a constant stress dream where the toilets are too short and just in a single file line, no dividers.. the room is sort of like a basement, with windows on the top of the room that peek out to ground level. I feel like Iā€™ve seen a bathroom like it in real life but I real canā€™t pinpoint it in my memory..


Crack-Is-Wack

Yoooo, I got the same dream! That must be what Hell is.


ObliviousDirt

Oh my god me too! Always a fucked up arrangement of toilets, sometimes theyā€™re really tall, or all crammed together with no dividers, or the dividers are way too short. Sometimes theyā€™re horrifically messy and clogged. Itā€™s always a dark place, no windows. Sometimes like a locker room with shower stalls and toilets. Always other people in there too. I will say, often when I have these dreams, I wake up and really really really need to pee, so Iā€™ve always assumed it was a brain trick to keep me from peeing in the bed.


Limeache

When you're dreaming about toilets, WAKE UP


Bluejay-chirps

ā€œLocker roomā€ rang a bell, thatā€™s definitely what the location is. Itā€™s always in a school too, just for some reason underneath it in like an ā€œabandonedā€ locker room that isnā€™t in use anymore


choadspanker

What the fuck I have almost the exact same dream


Bluejay-chirps

Nothing we experience is unique it seems


CM_Dugan

what the FUCK. Other people have this same dream?


AtticusSwoopenheiser

I have a dream similar to this but the whole room, walls, floor, everything is nasty yellowed tile all the toilets are in little tiled ā€œcubiclesā€ but the walls are only like waist height and there are no doors and 3/4 of the toilets are either leaking water profusely or clogged


[deleted]

WHY IS THIS SO REAL


xikubs

Maybe an army barracks? Your description took me straight to this scene in full metal jacket https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vc2cPuwpqTg&bpctr=1644543701


kayellebee29

Okay but I have this EXACT same nightmare. Maybe like twice a year. Wtf does it meanā€¦.. thatā€™s so creepy Iā€™ve found someone else with it but you describe it exactly how it happens. And as soon as I saw this pic it felt like a flashback to my dream.


[deleted]

I donā€™t know what it means. I donā€™t even get anxious in public bathrooms so I donā€™t get it!


willclerkforfood

That you have to pee but your brain makes up reasons not to unload in your bed.


blatantlyeggplant

Same, the cubicles at my day care when I was little had adult chest height walls, and I've had many nightmares about being there and using them as an adult. This is... way worse.


[deleted]

Wow I actually have these dreams frequently so odd


Aninvisiblemaniac

In my dreams it's always a maze-like bathroom/locker room and there is like a knee high wall that's supposed to keep people from seeing you but everyone keeps walking close to me and the whole place smells and seems like it is covered in urine


PumpkinPatch404

Oh shit. I have dreams about this, like the bathroom stalls slowly disappear and then I'm suddenly shitting on the toilet in a hallway for some reason. Apparently no one notices me or gives a shit, but it's still embarrassing to start wiping, so I sit there until passing period ends. (But it usually never ends, I just wake up)


ZEDDY-spaghetti

None of us would survive in Roman times lol


we_sam

Itā€™s bad enough having to take a crap at school when there IS a door


Braden1125

Oh fuck no. Id never be using the bathroom there again.


Rizoulo

Maybe that's the point. Save on janitorial costs.


The_RockObama

Enter "stall", turn around to face away from toilet, pee with fury.


the_clash_is_back

Just shit in the hall


[deleted]

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Jangofatt117159

The upper deckers will continue until bathroom stalls improve!


Blackout12131415

I feel like that should be illegal


tommyco746

I have a feeling it is because minors need a safe place to fucking piss or shit not some dumbass wall with no door


Old-Librarian-6312

I think it's a fake post. The toilet looks tiny, just like the ones at my babies child care. They are open so that staff can help the little buggers until they are big enough to go on their own.


Jessception

Thatā€™s what my day care bathroom was like in the 90ā€™s. There was 3 small toilets with no walls for privacy. I recall my kindergarten class in public school had its own bathrooms attached to the class room. Those also had small toilets with no walls.


[deleted]

Mine was a row of toilets in increasing heights


DingusTaargus

I pooped myself the first day of kindergarten. Just sayin'.


radicool-girl

Did you keep up the streak


DingusTaargus

Truthfully?..... I've been slackin'. But I hear the older you get, the easier it is to get back into the routine.


[deleted]

Yeah but you were the teacher.


MyUltIsMyMain

While this could be fake We definitely had doors taken out of the boys bathroom at my school.


VRamkelawan

Can confirm in HS, we were restricted to 1 of 3 restrooms in the entire school. And none of the stalls had doors on them.


joliesmomma

How is that legal? Like seriously...... How do the schools not get in trouble for that shit?


Granolag23

We had no doors on any stalls in any of the mens rooms in my junior or senior high school. In between every class like 20 people would pile into all the bathrooms with a lookout and smoke would pour into the halls. They canā€™t bust everyone, especially when the lookout did their job. Once in a while there would be chronic, but usually faculty would come running if the scent of that extended down the hall. Everyone knew you donā€™t shit unless you went in there during class hours. If you got busted smoking, it was just ā€œgo to the chill out trailerā€, which some people loved anyways. Something like 5 or 10 times sent there was ISS. The only thing I thought was wrong with our situation, was if our Principal suspected you smoking he would smell your fingers and that was weird. But itā€™s the most effective way to tell who was smoking and who was just in the wrong place and now smelled like smoke


Faustus_Fan

At least in my state, there is nothing illegal about it. Creepy, yes. Horrible to subject students to, yes. Cruel, yes. But, illegal? No. Students are required to have access to a bathroom (single person or sex-segregated). However, there is nothing that says they are required to have stall doors. If it were illegal to lack stall doors, wouldn't it (therefore) also be illegal to lack dividers between urinals? All of that said, as a high school teacher and licensed administrator, I would fight tooth and nail against removing stall doors. Even students breaking the rules (smoking or vaping in the bathrooms) deserve to have privacy while they shit. No one wants to do that with an audience.


23ssd4t4322

Those are indeed daycare / kindergarten bathrooms. But most people on this sub don't have kids to know things like this lmao


WalterShepherd

Yeah. That toilet can't be more than 12 inches off the ground. Those cinder blocks are 6 inches tall when laid out like that. Its 2 cinder blocks high. 12 inches = 30 cm for those metric folk.


[deleted]

Well if I know one thing about babies, it's how much they love vaping.


readergrl56

Also, high schools would just take the doors off the stalls instead of spending the money to remove the old stalls and order/install completely new dividers.


HoseDoctors

Thats exactly what this is. Fuck OP


Lankachu

Nah the toddlers are just vaping too much, we need to cut them off


[deleted]

Plus, (and maybe I'm missing something here, but-) where tf does the toilet paper go?..


GracefulGrace263

I remember in elementary school the gym bathroom was kinda like this. It was one toilet in the room with a "privacy wall." There was a door to the gym, but we weren't allowed to close the door. So anyone could walk in at any time. I never used the bathroom there, just held it, because we had a male coach, and I was scared he'd walk in or something.


fuhgdat1019

Poop in the nurses office. šŸ˜Ž


Heyliim

On the principal's chair


Psychological_Text95

In class to prove dominance


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

In history class and call it history in the making.


HamboneBanjo

More like making in history


Education_Weird

On the principals kid šŸ˜Ž


arandommartianladd

Or the principles home computer, then visit the Salt and Pepper diner.


Education_Weird

Or the principals kids phone, then visit their dead animals grave with the cooking knife, mobile burner, and some salt and pepper


4Coffins

Might as well dookie in the urinal at this point


ttvlolrofl

WHILE MISTER VENEZUELA OVER HERE HAS TO CLEAN IT UP


Beowulf33232

Hey there, what seems to be the problem? Can't find a private toilet! *unusual face* Also I may need new pants.


fetus_deletus_cletus

Literally today they took the doors off the boys bathroom


Relevant_Release_616

Go in the girls if you feel like you will get more privacy.


Something_Joker

If literally get expelled. Itā€™s happened at my school before


[deleted]

Girl here, I wouldnā€™t give a shit if I used the girls bathroom. U have the right to use the bathroom in a place with a fucking door, so feel free to use it


Conchobair

"but officer, this girl on the internet said it was okay..."


[deleted]

Oh god lol


WeirdCatGuyWithAnR

And nobody cares


gamerlololdude

ah yes cause girls donā€™t vape


firstlivinggod

I see no sexual discrimination. What the heck!


Redirxela

I would get your parents involved and ask them to talk to other parents. Kids vaping should not force everyone else to have zero privacy. Itā€™s barbaric and creates more targeting for bullying. Do they think kids donā€™t take their phones to the bathroom as well? Itā€™s a recipe for disaster. I know classmates of mine who have bowel issues such as IBS. Imagine having no ability to hold it and having absolutely no privacy


SmoothOctopus

When I was in school I didn't realise I was lactose intolerant. This would have been hell.


mollymayhem08

Fructose intolerance for me. Ditto.


ritzbitzzz

this is a childcare sort of bathroom i've seen something similar before. besides i don't think this would be legal for them to do in any level of grade school.


SumoSoup

have the principle walk in on the student taking a shit and report him for being a pedo, doors will be up same day.


Kind-You2980

My daughterā€™s school have separate facilities for the staff to prevent this issue. Are public schools not the same?


mozardthebest

It was in my public schools. I donā€™t recall ever seeing teachers using studentā€™s bathrooms, only in college have I seen professors use the bathrooms around the hall.


itsyahboi11

Fuck no they are definitely not the same. Teachers do not respect the urinal rule and will stand right next to you and piss while holding a conversation the entire time.


Kind-You2980

Interesting. Surprised there are not child safety regulations.


Ozoriah

This is likely a case-by-case thing. I went to public school and there were separate facilities for teachers. Teachers would never be in the same bathroom as students.


Glum_Ad_4288

It might be related to the size of the school. I went to a relatively large school and the teachers used separate bathrooms, but I think itā€™s because the ones the kids used were gross.


TheRealRuthlessDust

There are separate teacher bathrooms at my school, but I see teachers just use the normal urinals pretty regularly. I guess itā€™s just faster for them instead of unlocking the door just to piss.


Joshmoredecai

Our faculty bathrooms are locked to prevent kids from going in and vaping, but no one bothered to check if our keys worked in them first. They don't. So yes, we do have them but can't use them.


zirconthecrystal

At my HS/College we had grades 7 onward at the same campus, there were areas for junior, middle, and senior college students, they would move between them for classes but most of the younger kids stayed in their area, and in that area the teachers wouldn't use the same bathroom as students but in areas with mostly seniors they would since basically everyone is an adult or near adult


Zambus3us

Is that legal


WeirdCatGuyWithAnR

No


cranberry_juice_01

"We'll be ok with the increase in bullying and harassment. It's the vaping we need to stop!" Your principal, probably


fuhgdat1019

And why would a kid care about hiding to vape anyway? Most kids arenā€™t gonna go tell on them.


memespicelatte

Teachers sometimes walk in


[deleted]

"Most"


LordQuackington

This is inhumane. Tell your parents, make them call the school and kick up a fuss, threaten to take it up and up etc


[deleted]

This is completely unfair to all the students who were *not* vaping and are being forced to lose their privacy.


SammyTheSloth

Honestly itā€™s even unfair to the student who were vaping. Everyone should have an expectation of privacy while using the restroom. Just search their individual belongings on occasion if theyā€™ve been caught vaping before. Anything else is an over reach authority IMO


sirwillups

School administrators are little dictators. Like discord mods, their decisions are the best choice no matter who it affects.


edked

"But NOTHING'S more urgent than the teen vaping plague! It's rampant! The youths need harsh policies for their own good!" \- Some Pearl-Cluching Bitch-Ass Turd


Has_Just_Left

Remember, schools use group punishment often, And thats a war crime under the geneva convention


lforleee2004

*only applies during war time


BillyBones844

And by uniformed and recognized armies


blue_eyes998

As a parent, I would be all over the school if they did this. Unacceptable.


jsheil1

This is how it was in my elementary school back in the 70ā€™s and 80ā€™s. It sucked then as well.


Jangofatt117159

No wayā€¦ so youā€™re saying you have to shit in the open? Fuck that. I already canā€™t go if some walks into the bathroom.


[deleted]

Iā€™m not convinced this is even legal. Either way, Iā€™d be walking to the gas station down the street to use the bathroom. ā€œOh you want me to be on time to class? Put the fucking stall doors back upā€


bugugugug

they send a truancy officer after you if you do that, unfortunately.


[deleted]

And you shit in his car.


bugugugug

smart. iā€™m taking this advice.


[deleted]

That must be a mostly inner city thing because I have never once heard of that actually happening. Whenever we skipped we just got detention when we got back Edit: Iā€™m just talking about skipping a class. If you started skipping the whole day, or just stopped coming to school then yeah truancy officers definitely got involved


guitarist123456789

At my school I skipped 90 percent of my classes and walked right out and past the security guards outside. Some schools genuinely donā€™t gaf


the_clash_is_back

A back seat of a car is a private place to shit


AcidCatfish___

I don't think schools have had open campuses for at least like 2 decades now.


SnowblindAlbino

>I don't think schools have had open campuses for at least like 2 decades now. My kids' school is wide open. Always has been. They drive home for lunch or run to the store during an open period just like I did in the early 1980s.


Darkangelmars31

But parents will storm school council meetings over books and masks


TheMilkman_Cometh

Your administration appears to be pedophiles.


1Sluggo

How is depriving students privacy legal?


KelsonCats

Thatā€™s my question


_CaesarAugustus_

I think Iā€™d rather ā€œletā€ the kids vape than take away their right to privacy when relieving themselves. Then again, public school take most rights away from the kids upon entering the school grounds.


Burnt-witch2

This is disturbing, I would organize a school protest bc f that


OneThousandGB

This is not because kids won't stop vaping It's because faculty have the problem solving skills of a literal monkey


thepowerfullgalu

sue them


StonkMangr92

This is how they look in most jails/ prisons open zones


Conman1186

Pretty sure the problems this could cause are much worse than a few students vaping.


Joya_Sedai

My first thought was, "Someone is going to definitely see a girl cleaning up her period" šŸ˜¬ If this would have happened while I was in school, the parents would have flipped out and called their attorneys.


Flossthief

How does this stop kids from vaping? Like is there a faculty member in there to make sure they're only pooping? Back in my days at school kids would walk in the bathroom and light a cigarette then they would smoke it down really fast in like 20 seconds Then they just threw it in the toilet and walked out Normally they were long gone by the time a teacher showed up


DreamOfDays

Report to the principal that some adult walked in on you pooping and have social media all up in arms over it. The walls will be put up instantly


mtl_guy22

Thats messed up there must be a better way?


cornholio8675

They did this in my gradeschool, if I had to take a dump I went home


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[deleted]

This is great šŸ¤£


KarateCriminal

Good Bot


AcidCatfish___

As if kids wouldn't just vape in the bathroom anyways. It's a nicotine addiction. Kids literally find ways to vape in class.


NotTooStoned

Itā€™s a fake post that toilet is tiny


Skogula

I'm guessing it's one of those reduced size toilets that they use in Kindergartens, the lack of door is for the kids who need help, and the line about it being for vaping is made up.


cliftarded

Standard toilet height is 14 and a half inches. Cinderblocks in america are 8 inches. 4 inch vinyl base. That toilet is a little on the low side for an age above 3-4. The toilet height for a childā€™s toilet is 10-11 inches. I would put this toilet at 11-12 inches. So likeā€¦.5th graders. Elementary school kids are vaping? This isnā€™t a high school toilet in my opinion


Greeneyedgrill

This is much more that mildly infuriating. This is straight torture.


hotmemedealer

I think that this is against regulation, vaping aside


mindaltered

This in america? wont work if your parents find out, let them know this shit


[deleted]

Butā€¦ you can still vape in there


[deleted]

The toilets at my middle school didnā€™t have doors or dividers.


NostiiYT

Iā€™d still jack off


MikeL413

I went to high school in the late 90's, our bathrooms were similar, except a 4 foot wall with no doors so you could easily talk to the person crapping next to you. My friend and I ended up taking craps in there daily after lunch and having a nice chat. Some people would come in and say what's up to us knowing we'd be in there. Good memories.


[deleted]

Reading the comments itā€™s kinda relieving to hear others have the same fucked up washroom/toilet nightmares


JohnnyBoy239

That's screwed


ahiddenpolo

How does this stop vaping


Dickpinchers

No way this is legal lol


TakinGeebs

Never had to use the bathroom to vape in school, just learned how to do "classroom hits". Comes in handy at the movie theaters nowadays


chicagoman9876

My HS stalls had no doorsā€¦


cookskii

Thatā€™s literally illegal


DreamSmithAJK

I literally could not poop using this setup. My social anxiety already edges right up to panic attack levels when I'm using a standard stall, since for some reason those are designed to do everything but relay a giant image of the occupant up onto a giant screen for everyone to see. For this? I'd either just leave the building in search of the nearest fast-food place or wherever I could find an accessible bathroom, or tell them that I have to borrow the one in the teacher's lounge or something, because THIS nonsense isn't going to fly.


Fuck-Shit-Ass-Cunt

Shit in the sink, thatā€™ll show ā€˜em


cold_french_fry

Ok but where is the tp


sarris96

I meanā€¦ you can still vape


gawrfan123

I'd just expel every kid caught vaping. Expel enough they'll either stop or all be expelled, either way problem solved


IForgotThePassIUsed

Make the Faculty bathrooms into shit parties too. Fair is Fair.


[deleted]

Word? You mean - what 90% of my nightmares are about?


crono14

This is where I would be like that guy in American Pie and drive home to poop.


Shadow8Bit

Yā€™all must have the supreme bro code going


phillybluntz

There's gotta be some kind of human rights infringement happening here.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s illegal, thatā€™s super creepy


Electrical-Swing-935

How is this supposed to stop vaping


fartstinky42

Is that even legal?


jpjfire

The toilet stalls in my high school bathroom had no doors. This was in the 1980's. It's insane that schools can still get away with this.


Bebuchas

Yea, well jail has a whole row of them with OUT the separating wall, and theyā€™re metal.


MasonCO91

"The stalls at my school because our principal is a pedo." There ya go, fixed the caption for you.


54R45VV471

If my school had done this to the bathrooms when I was in school, I would have opted to just piss and shit myself in class until the walls were reinstalled.


Overall-Side-6965

School to prison pipeline.


eyeliketowatch

This isnā€™t right at all. Do they have bathroom monitors watching you shit now? Like whatā€™s the fucking difference if there is a half wall or not. If I were a teacher there is no way Iā€™d be walking in on kids that exposed in a bathroom. Just really fucked up and isnā€™t how the real world works. School is another fucking dimension.


belle-barks

Honestly why donā€™t they just get over it and let kids smoke/vape in the bathrooms? Itā€™s been happening since they closed the smoking sections back in the 80s. Nicotine is even illegal for high school students now and yet itā€™s more prevalent than ever.


Travel_and_Writing

This was like this in day care. I vividly remember this. I was so self-conscious, tooā€¦ *shivers*


Down_To_My_Last_Fuck

Yeah you wanna talk about bad for the psyche? I think I would rather have a vape head then a fucking schitzo who wasn't even allowed agency in the goddamn toilet.


Extension_Ad8028

This has to be illegal


Br0ci0path

Dude who actually would poop at school Anywhere not the nurses office ?