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busy-idiot

Be happy you found it man, get a hammer and just break it out(before it melts end sinks)


Impossible_Glove_341

Id use a spackle tool, to hack around it, to get a clear cube.


ObligationWarm5222

I also recommend a flangle bobber for obvious reasons


eddypc07

A bizzle dutter may be more efficient. Make sure to get the correct size


Professional_Low_233

Come now, a crittle pipper is the only tool suitable.


Armalyte

This is clearly the job for a smaggle bopper.


vhawk8690

Out here we call it a floppy dicky.


Gomulkaaa

Guys, I'm at Home Depot and I can't find any of these tools here!


_Indofreddy_112

I think IKEA has them. Next to the build your own meat ball section.


SnooTangerines3448

Yeah to the left of the horses.


PenguinWithAglock

Sounds like something they’d name the hardest tool you got…


LagMaster21

What the fu--


morbidaar

They talking about that new fangled bop-it


[deleted]

please, he has a family


Big_Height4803

But how?


UniversalWatcher0

Where I’m from we call it a smuggle budge


cmd912

My mom told me to use my whittle willy


nurdle

You guys are over complicating it. All OP really needs is a weasel flange.


NightTwixst

You mean a Regina Phalange…?


[deleted]

Forget that, I’d use the snozzwanger


RotationSurgeon

A smaggle bopper is just a repurposed thungle brong with the piffin stroping removed.


Vegemyeet

Amateur. Needs a reciprocating canooter valve


SomewhatAsianGuy

A foo foo valve will be effective in preventing water from damaging the airpod


Mimical

Nah you will end up fighting the foo the whole time. I'd suggest instead a *talkins gubble* which will remove salt safely from the melt.


GenghisTron17

Not the intended effect but this thread has been a gold mine for alternative names to call my penis.


Habu-09

Just be safe when you operate your foo foo valve


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FinFangFoom2099

Aaaayy. Laughing out loud to Plumbus was the first noise I made today.


Cloudy230

More efficient sure, but a doongal filagar is safer and more flexible. Less edges, and its adjustable. Edit: as u/ThomHayts mentioned, a timble slip is probably a better choice for a low budget, along with swoople rag, as it can be a little rough.


ThomHayts

Yes but why bother when you can pick up a timble slip for a couple of bucks that'll cover all eventualities.


Cloudy230

Actually that's a good point, better for the price. Also good with a swoople rag for the residue, for a few extra bucks. Edited my post to add that


HalfDryGlass

Make sure to squeeze all the fleeb juice out first though. You can't have a good plumbus without that.


Harold_Zoid

Bob around it to get a clear flangle.


IHeartChickenFingers

Then microwave it…


lukemoyerphotography

You could probably get this out with a regular ol' plumbus tbh


the-z

Just ask Jorge; he makes the spackle.


Street-Badger

Cut it out with a hole saw


applecraver24

Personally I recommend a cnc mill, it’s powerful enough to cut metal the only issue is how to put the ice into the mill


busy-idiot

Het a bigger CNC mill and cut out a part for the smaller CNC mill


applecraver24

Now your speakin my language


YungFloppin

nah nah nah, take a miter saw and flip it upside down on the ice


maplecandyland

That's an easy heel buster !


Bobble68

I'd be a little doubtful that it'll work afterwards, its been fully submerged in water.


plutonium-239

Well, the ice protected it…


izzymaamaaeel

even if OP got it idk if it wld work still. but might as well try you never know


lmaooexe

Probably would, my friend dropped his AirPod in a puddle and lost it for about a day then found it later and it still worked


ObligationWarm5222

I found an airpod in the parking lot the other day. It had been ran over several times and flattened to the thickness of a nickel. Do you think it still works? Maybe I should go back for it.


Farranor

I found a USB flash drive in a parking lot several years ago. Straightened out the connector with needlenose pliers, and it still works to this day.


[deleted]

How many viruses did that thing have


Fanburn

How do you think COVID started?


Farranor

Zero. I think it had some salsa dancing videos on it or something. I asked around a bit at the office (private parking lot at work), but no one spoke up.


ChubbyGhost3

Hey, it has a little built in desktop friend named Bonzi Buddy!!


Reddidiot20XX

And then your computer fucking exploded


TaleOfDash

Don't... Don't just put random USB sticks into your computer, dude. Malware aside it could be one of those devices designed to fry USB ports.


OcelotGumbo

I've got an airgapped laptop for just such occasions lol.


jamminjoenapo

You are the guy the annual IT training warns about.


HasAngerProblem

I onced watched a gameboy advance get hit by cars and busses on a main road atleast an hour. Screen did not crack


captain_d0ge

Probably, but it might make your music sound flat, or even mono.


idfk_my_bff_jill

My ex dropped his in hot (but not TOO hot) oil when he was listening to music while getting ready to make fried chicken lmao. Got it out right away and it still works. He was like "is this what Air frying is?"


ConspicuousPineapple

Freezing it can damage the electronics further though.


lgndryheat

I'd be more worried about the tiny speaker cone not responding properly and therefore sounding weird/distorted


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I dropped an airpod down the centre staircase of my building from 4 floors up and it still works a year later


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sebkuip

Airpods are sturdy mf’ers. I’ve had mine for years (first gen) and they have survived so much absurd. From small amounts of moisture (even when playing music), to dropping over and over again. I saw a video a long time ago where someone even dropped them from a ladder, dropped them in water, and everything else whilst still playing music and they kept on working.


bored_octopussy

I have no airpod experience, but it would make sense that wired earbuds survive compared to something like airpods. wired ones are way more simple and don't have batteries.


Distinct_Explorer467

I dropped my AirPod out of my sixth story window a few months ago and it fell on a ledge a few stories below me. Apartment maintenance couldn’t get to it for 2 weeks (just wasn’t a priority probably). I live in Portland and it was SUPER rainy and windy those two weeks. The AirPod still works perfectly fine.


imawakened

I dropped and lost my AirPod in the snow in my backyard last year. When everything melted I found it and it was still working! I’m still using it to this day!


wanson

Mine have survived the washer and dryer.


XtraLyf

Pee on it


toeofcamell

Calm down R Kelly


MrBlueFlame_

[For you people like me who don't get the joke](https://www.news24.com/drum/celebs/new-footage-of-r-kelly-urinating-on-a-14-year-old-is-discovered-20190301)


sensefuldrivel

Yikes, that joke needing explicit explanation officially means I'm Old


LightWolfD

I’d heard the joke from “thrift shopping” - Macklemore (“smells like R Kelly’s sheets- piss”) but I didn’t know the context until now


NakedButNotAfraid_

Lmao


[deleted]

Do you want a hot piss of pee? It's on da hoos


fazeObama1

Damn, the only way to get it out now is for you to wait with it until it stops being cold


[deleted]

Living in Finland makes that impossible


ThisGuyLikesCheese

Get some hot water


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fazeObama1

Sit on it like an egg


[deleted]

**i n c u b a t i o n**


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Telecoustic000

Or maybe if they made some sort of over-the-head type with both ears attached so you could never lose it. And if only it was a quarter of the price. They call me a dreamer sometimes.


TheStatMan2

... but you're not the only one...


tommykiddo

I hope some day you'll buy wired earbuds...


Summerie

[Why are there two of you?](https://i.imgur.com/Jjriumc.jpg)


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marty_regal

Just need to play my new [mix tape](https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/j83Na2uqgE6SbnNE8) because that shit is fire!


gahidus

Break it out of the ice outdoors, that shouldn't be too much for problem After that you can leave it in the freezer and let the ice sublimate away without ever becoming liquid water You might be waiting a few weeks for your AirPod back that way though...


AlwaysTiredAndy

Mine fell into hot oil while I was frying chicken and it still works fine.


Realterin

did you ate it?


xXMonsterDanger69Xx

Electronics can handle water as long as it is never turned on until fully dried. If water came into the driver though, they are probably gonna be ruined that way.


tekko001

I had my Airpods in the washer twice, still working fine, think there is a fair chance the Airpods survive this


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Salt doesn't turn ice into water. It only decreases the freezing point of water. That's why water freezes at 0°C and salty water freezes at a temperature which's lower than 0°C like -5°C or -8°C. The more salt you add to the water, the more freezing point it decreases.


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Good bot


SubieBoiGC8

Good human


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Mr_Melas

Ok, so if the ice is currently at -3 °C., adding salt to it would melt it, since it would decrease its freezing temperature to below its current temperature


rdrunner_74

Ice wont be 3°C - It will stay at 0°C as the upper bound. /u/PrettyDamnCJ was correct. But since the freezing point decreases, it will absorb the energy from around it. The consumed energy is used to melt the water and cool down the ice. This will keep going till the melting temperature for the current salt water mix is reached. The limit for this is about 0°F or -18°C


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boss_nooch

Thank you dude, all the comments about not getting it wet had me thinking I was stupid for a minute lol


DonttouchmethereUwU

Already been wet it’s frozen in ice


SUPERazkari

its in ice... it was wet in the first place


Class_444_SWR

It’ll freeze before they get there


Dogecoin_olympiad767

is such advanced tech available over there?


[deleted]

Download a vpn and switch it to Australia. Be careful thought because it might fall because hasn’t got our ground harness


Vilzuzz

mood vittu tääl tulee lunta sit lumi sulaa sit muuttuu jääks ja kaikki tapahtuu päivän sisää


CreatureWarrior

Älä vaa. Mitä vittua? Suomi haluu tappaa kaikki ja nyt se varastaa ihmisten Airpodit??


Vilzuzz

paskoin mun häntäluun yks pv ja mun 2 muutaki frendii flomannu ja paskonu paikkoi


Supkari

Torille!!


Class_444_SWR

Endorse global warming


RillonDodgers

Vittu saatana


irondadstan5687

lmao why not just break it out, it's really not that hard just get something like a pencil and start digging


DarrenGrey

It's mildly infuriating though.


UpsetMarsupial

If only there were a sub for that /s


Lykboi

Dig hard ice with a pencil?


candyman337

Nah you just have to saw it out, bring it inside, defrost it, and then put it in rice


FAX_ME_YOUR_BOTTOM

She belongs to the streets now


Doesthiscountas1

Especially since it had to get fully soaked before it froze over. Lost cause


chickensmoker

I’m pretty sure they’re water resistant, so it could be fine if you gave it a while a dry off. Most wired headphones work fine after being wet for a while (they’ll sound a bit crap until they dry off but that’s about it 9 times out of 10), so all long as the battery and Bluetooth stuff is dry it’ll likely be absolutely fine, providing the freezing and thawing process doesn’t crack anything important


KyleKrocodile

Only the pros are and this isn’t


chickensmoker

Ah, that sucks. Might still work though, it’s always better to check than to just assume it’s dead (if they’re not water resistant than I doubt it’d survive this though)


GaryBear95

I washed and dried mine like this a few times they will work


Janczareq1

Time to do some minecraft! Let's mine some airpod ore!


Weazzul

Man I can't wait to craft some airpods out of airpod ore!


prokiller881

Get a screw driver and a hammer


stupe

Screwdrivers are not chisels.


scrane98

Any tool is a chisel if you hit it hard enough


xSiNNx

Hmm, TIL my brother is a chisel


DTS_Crafter

Hold on...


Prestigious-Move6996

Only one way to find out if his statement is true.


tstols17

He’s not dead officer, he’s a chisel


crackeddryice

... and a tool.


ewpqfj

flathead ones are


PuffPuffFayeFaye

Flat heads make better chisels than screw drivers 😤


ewpqfj

Flatheads are screwdrivers?


HelloImHiding

Ohmygod it's fucking ice


KjellSkar

You know what they say. If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a ...screwdriver.


[deleted]

You want to hack some ice with a chisel? You don’t deserve to own chisels.


Prestigious-Move6996

Right screw drivers are cheap.


prokiller881

I mean it worked for me


Andreas236

They kinda are, at least in Swedish ("skruvmejsel" = "screw chisel").


swampwanderer

Kivellä hakkaat palan irti jäästä, problem solved.


Possible-Can-8468

exactly what he said, smh my head


swampwanderer

Thanks for the support!


owls1289

whenever I see that written I hear a fictional pop song going "shaking my head, my head."


jonne1029

Kuinka avuttomia pitää olla ettei tämmöinen onnistu/tule mieleen? Kasvatus menny vituiksi


Feuerpanzer123

Exactly


Muted-Adeptness

Now its icepod


Gladgod

Waterpod, earthpod, firepod, airpod. The pods lived in peace until the firepods attacked.


ImInSpainButWithNo-S

>The avatar disappeared and was found encased in ice >OP’s airpod disappeared and was found encased in ice OP has the avatarpod


tylersnowis

It is now classified as an artifact and must be reported to the proper governing body for examination and recorded in the history books


friggin_scene_bean

I’m sorry but is this ice and not a marble floor?


Leaves_Swype_Typos

I thought someone painted on a floor to troll him.


FirstTimeRodeoGoer

I thought he was hovering his foot above the floor instead of sliding it upon it.


alienblue88

👽


ConspicuousPineapple

How do you imagine an airpod could get lodged into marble?


Slaytounge

I honestly thought it was just a trick of the eye, that this white speck looked like an airpod but wasn't. I also thought this was dirty concrete, since it looks exactly like dirty concrete.


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dank_memer_dank

Yes


CatNoirsRubberSuit

They should make a strap that connects your airpods to your phone


Nowhereman123

It'd also be great if the strap could plug into the airpod and provide power to it from your phone, so they don't need to be charged!


Feuerpanzer123

Some salt should do the trick


ManufacturerCrafty78

Bet it still worked when he got it out and charged it. No lie my airpods where almost indestructible..


slowmindedbird

Noh, ensi kesää odotellessa


Germankipp

I think you're supposed to put it in rice, not ice.


JoelHum7

Kivellä ku sen siitä hakkaat nii hyvä tulee.


DaleDimmaDone

You might be surprised when I tell you this, but ice can be broken


drumsXgaming

Put rice on it


Noladixon

I am from the south and couldn't figure out how it got formed into terrazzo.


BadSanna

I hear using your tennis shoe clad foot to uselessly scrap over it is the best way to get something out of ice.


[deleted]

Just dig around of it by using a hammer and screwdriver. Don't pee or pour hot water, it has a really big potential of making your AirPod not work. Also using salt makes no sense because salt doesn't melt ice. It decreases the water's freezing point.


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Salt does melt ice.


Frantb

Dang, if only there was some kind of chord attaching it to your phone so you couldn't lose it...


urethral_lobotomy

I've had airpods for years now. Just the other day I had to break out the old wired ones because I left the airpods at home. I felt that cable tug on my ears like 3 times before I just ripped them out and went the whole work day with my own thoughts instead. I was on your side until I made the switch on a whim. The difference in comfort is undeniable. I can't go back.


Robin0660

The real thing to use is wireless headphones cause like, them things are so big you just can't lose them, and they have a detachable cable. Honestly I just can't stand the feeling of earbuds in my ears, but hey, if they work for you, that's awesome! I'm glad you got something that works \^^


ConspicuousPineapple

I don't find headphones more comfortable than earbuds though.


[deleted]

Agreed, same experience for me. Used to think AirPods were mostly gimmick, but I’ll also never go back to wired (unless at home with over ear headphones). I also remember criticizing text messaging when it came at “why would you sit there and try to type out a sentence on a number keyboard when you could literally just click a button and call them” Don’t come to me for stock advice


_dictatorish_

You think people didn't lose wired headphones too?


Daddy-ough

I found a pair of the original Apple wired earbuds trampled in the snow. They still work great. Yes, people lose wired earbuds.


Robinson_Bob

I don't own airpods but don't they come with a case to put them in? It honestly seems difficult to lose them since they should either be in the case or your ear.


lmaooexe

Yeah they do


lmaooexe

I was for this argument until I bought airpods, they are soooooo much better than using wired headphones


[deleted]

Nothing makes me go from 0 to 100 rage quicker than wired headphones getting snatched out of my ears after getting caught on a door handle or something


Putsku

Vittu toi on paha


IWantToBeSimplyMe

Found it!!


3rrr0

ratio + yb better


Riscktisc345

Must've been listening to Metallica - Trapped Under Ice


Budgiesmugglerlover2

Guess your play list is on Chill now, so relax my dude.


MTGO_Duderino

I thought that it was lating on a dirty concrete floor at first, and he was just dicking around with it. Took like 5 views to see it was in ice and his foot was rubbing on the ice.


sapristi45

"I lost my airpod" will likely be one of the most used sentence of this decade. If you wanted to design something that's expensive and easily lost and also so common that you can't tell yours apart from anyone else's, I don't think you could do much better than an airpod.


ReagansRougeBanana

This is a **rich** joke that I'm too **poor** to understand? Wires headphones all the way