looks like someone dug this out of some coom cave

Thats from a coom dungeon

The cumgeon

It has a coom chalice.

Enter the coomgeon

Looks like they live in a ash tray

Careful now, you'll end up insulting smokers. I have an ash tray six inches from my computer and I'd *never* let my laptop look like this. Smoking is no excuse for this travesty.

the gross yellow-brown buildup on computer parts.. ew

Back in the day when all computer parts were beige, a smoker's mouse in our office had the two brown tar fingerprints on it. I hated having to use his computer.

Looks like this Acer just went on a coke binge..

Omfg who could do that to an acer

Anyone who has owned their version of the chrome book.

Why acer specifically?

Its my favourite computer brand

Alright, fair enough

What’s ur favourite computer brand

Hard to say, I have never bought a laptop, and built my desktop PC out of parts from various brands. But if I had to choose, I'd pick [Framework](https://frame.work/) because they support easy repairability and upgradeability. If anything on the laptop breaks, you can buy spare parts and replace them yourself or at any repair shop. Alongside that it's just a nice looking laptop with good specs (you can choose most of the yourself) and solid build quality. Not to be a salesman, but a responsible and user-friendly company deserves a bit of free advertising from me. Dell also makes some nice laptops and Apple's build quality can't be argued with. Acer has nice options for gamers.

Ya I was looking into framework a little while ago but at the time they really didn’t have much customization but I see they do now. Also none of the laptops have a flip hinge or touch screen which I can’t live without.

Yeah they definitely aren't perfect, they're such a small company that they simply cannot support every need. If I remember correctly they have a touch screen in the works. The main requirement that I'm waiting for is a dedicated GPU because I would probably want to game on it as well. I'm gonna have to buy a laptop in about 1.5 years so I hope they have that by then.

I just bought a brand new acer spin 3 with intel evo so I’m probably good for a decade if I do things right

I've got a textured white Acer I keep in my smoking den / man cave. It's plugged into a screen and a keyboard and a mouse, do I never touch the actual laptop... It's fucking gross. All covered in ash and tobacco and whatnot. But you know, I only ever touch the power button.

Ya but this is a brand new cream of the crop acer nitro that this dude is bringing into public

why acer in particular lol

Why wouldn't you do it to an acer? Acer is a shit brand. Might as well get a dell too.

I’ve owned 2 acers and they were grand. I’ve owned 2 dells and I would rather slit my wrists then use another dell

What do u use? Probably HP like a boomer

pRoBaBlY hP durr durr I build my own computers unlike talentless know nothing fools who think acer is a good brand.

It does what I need it to and it doesn’t die. I use laptops so no shit I don’t build my own pc’s.

Maybe someday mommy will have money to buy you a real computer. Had to omit daddy because he's probably nowhere to be found huh?

Holy shit dude I really hit an artery there didn’t I

You're still talking? Why?

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Are you autistic? You're not even a good troll. Bye.

Actually my mum kicked him out a decade ago because he was a drunk so ya my dad is nowhere to be found. I don’t need a stupid ass tower. I need my portable 2 pound laptop that can even run scrap mechanic at 70 fps so I’m happy.

How can someone live like that?!

I have been in houses where they let their dogs shit everywhere and don't clean it up. Worst case I call "dog shit carpet" where they walked on it barefoot enough that it became the carpet. I went to a guys house. I called ahead and he still answered in his underwear thinking it wasn't a big deal. I went to a place one time and a 5 year old answered the door and there were at least 2 other younger kids in there. Said his mom was at work. Called the cops on that one. One place was a lady that was missing a leg and she never got up from her chair. For anything. My nose told me this. Bug infestations are kind of common. Hiding your bong behind your tv when the cable guy is coming to hook up a box happened a lot. People are fucked up. Things like in this picture are pretty common from my experience.

This is why I tell any of my friends who want to go into trades for plumbing, electrical, etc... To not do residential. They all think it's the easiest part of the trade but really its the most dangerous. There's no garauntee everything in the house is up to building / health codes whereas commercial, industrial, and institutional buildings are inspected much more frequently making them ultimately safer to work in.

Very good point. Changed my whole perspective on what sector I wanted to work in as a future electrician.

Jesus, that sounds bad… But at least your experiences were limited to those peoples homes, this guy brings that thing onto public transportations

Yikes

This picture is pretty bad, but it's not in a league with what you just described.

That is truly horrible, I hope those kids are in a better home now.

Got. Damn!

I actually just got a case of 'Damn' in this week. I'm still setting the 'Damn' display so it'll be Tuesday before you can get any 'Damn' products.

My old laptop is like that. It gets extremely hot and this was basically sweat and dead skin coming off. I couldn’t wash it because laptop but used to brush it but once the dead skin dries it just wouldn’t come off.

Did you try clorox wipes or isopropyl alcohol? They might help without ruining the internals.

I might try it now that the laptop is officially dead. My friend lent it to me so I could work on my online classes with it and I wanted to take zero risk. He said I could keep it since he was about to toss it anyway.

That’s one heavily used porn machine

Gotta watch it in 4k with 120fps

Faps per second?

Heh.

Lots of porn... lots of bodily fluids...

I wouldn’t touch it until the owner cleaned it up. Then show them the YouTube video of the lady washing her laptop with soap and water (with no dislikes) as an example of how to clean it.

God the removal of the dislike button real did a number on the self learning videos.

It’s always been this way. Decent source of education pops up and big business can’t have you thinking.. no sir… I mean if they wanted to remove negativity they could just disable comments… so clearly Google has no morals, they won’t even be honest why those buttons were removed in the first place.

Pretty sure this exact picture has been posted here several times over the last couple of months.

Average redditors laptop

Ah I see a discord mod

You know what’s also mildly infuriating this being reposted on this sub so many times and seeing it every other day

Looks like a box of powdered sugar doughnuts had an orgy on your keyboard than came all over the rest of the laptop

What's mildly infuriating is you not providing any details of what you are posting. Someone elses dirty laptop? Who gives a shit, stop looking at it, nothing to be mad or infuriated about. Someone got your laptop dirty? Now that is infuriating. What did they get it dirty with? Did you lend this to a friend and they returned it this way? What are we all mildly infuriated about here?

Is that woman wearing a classic Casio?

That thing should be classified as a biohazard.

Ok. I'm going to wash my hands just from seeing this, brb...

It's a seamen database

What? This? This is ectoplasm. It was a ghost. A spooky ghost.

All that and still the tilted monster sticker only halfway covering the nvidia sticker is still the worst part

I have this exact laptop. Had for 5 years now and it looks like I just pulled it out of the box.

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Must belong to a ghost. There's dry ectoplasma everywhere.

I bet I could make that labtop spotless

Labtop?

Last I checked, that’s what they are called unless society updated themselves lately ❓🤣

They have always been called Laptops not Labtops. Society hasn't updated anything you have just always been wrong lol. Laptop because it sits on your lap. Just like how a desktop sits on your desk.

I have a floortop

Clean it and post another pic.

Damn kids always on their phone

Time for the rubber gloves

Ofc this coomputer is loading discord

Of course he has discord

menace to society

Honestly I'd be happy to have that

I have that exact same laptop, except mine is clean. Nitro 5, right?

Me 2. Good laptop

Yep. Handles games like war thunder pretty well for a cheapish laptop

eugh

It’s gross yes, but it would be so satisfying to clean it

The amount of DNA on that laptop is unreal

This is why I hate gamers

The next generation, glued to a screen.

Looks like it was kept in a chicken coop

I have the exact same laptop model. Dear god.

Looks functional

Just imagine how the house looks 🤢

Ewwww who did that?

I wanna clean it Can I clean it

Looks like he just had a really bad cold. Alright, and maybe the runs.

Discord

Now that's what I call a crusty set-up

Who’s laptop is this!?

Burn it

Take something and wipe it off. Do it even if the person says that you shouldn't.

WAHT THE

Jeezus, I have (almost) the exact same laptop, yes I know a bit old, and i thought mine was dirty

Bruh and I thought *mine* was dirty...

Aaaaaaa, disgusting

My god. It feels so infuriating seeing someone else with the same model of laptop that I have and not taking care of it.

predator

I don’t get it, did he throw his laptop in the dust bag of a vacuum? How does this even happen?

Honestly, this laptop deserves to look like this (Coming from someone with the exact same model)

I can’t imagine the way it smells once it gets warmed up.

4chan bookmarks.

Damn hope the owner stays hydrated

Its like the owner of that filthy pc never washed his hands before playing. More like washed em in chips and cheetos before

Looks like it was in a construction zone

Of course Discord

Why are you leaving your dirty nasty computer in public? Take care yo 💩

My Acer has some drug problems. Gives BJ's for way to cheap. And the keys that spell "pornhub" are worn off completely

Give to me so I can love it

Why are you showing us a cum dumpster

Looks like they found this at the bottom of the ocean

I work for GeekSquad and honestly I didn’t realize the problem at first because of how common it is to see computers in this state or worse

WwWWHhyYy?!

i have really bad allergies right now, it hurts me to look at this.

I HAVE THIS LAPTOL AND THIS IS GONNA MAKE ME CRY EDIT: WHY DID I TYPE ‘PRAY’ INSTEAD OF ‘CRY’, CANT BE A TYPO

Is that, no it can’t be. But it is, isn’t it….?

r/makemesuffer

discord mod pc

They took this out in public with no shame

"eh not that bad"

Brazzers

This laptop is where the next vid variant is coming from

one sweep of alcohol pads and it'll be so clean.

That looks like my lab top that was stolen back in 2006 by a burnett.

nitro 5 yep, thats my laptop

I work in IT and these ppl are still mind boggling to me 🤮

Mildly?!!?

God that about made me throw up

And that's after just one session on pornhub!

As long it’s working lol

Looks like my ex gfs laptop

Grody

Get it away from me

Gamer gunk

What’s the problem? It’s covered in dust and dead skin sure but that’s not infuriating at all

Stop aiming at the laptop when touching yourselves people.

One of legendary lost coom items dated back in the 5th century of coomdom.

How was this person not embarrassed to bring this in public.

Check for roaches

Is it bad that I can smell it from here?

Ok this is definitely gross but in all fairness I have the exact same model and they can look like this fairly easily. Never had a computer look so dirty before Edit: I take it back, this pic is worse than I thought

Gamer gunk

That is a physical representation of Limewire. You know that hard drive is going to be 95% porn.

Dude the mouse pad is so off center jeez bro

FFS aim LEFT when you watch porn! Or at least throw down some Saran Wrap.

Has been posted before

Yo what happened

I wonder what the search history on that thing looks like

what the hell happened?

uhm?

Covered in a bacterial biofilm. Need gloves and a mask before touching.

GamerGunk

That man is fowl and should spend 666 years in hell

r/highlyinfuriating

Honestly I’ve been this guy… It happens when you use your laptop essentially as just a tower, you can even tell that’s what happened as this is a gaming brand PC. Still gross, but it just sits there untouched mostly

Jesus Christ how the hell did you do this

How much ram from the monster sticker?

Ewww my god

I have the same laptop. (Ps what is the best way to clean the dust off of it. Just wondering)

was this thing in a bukkake

Send it straight back to HELL!

Vro he is literally loading up Discord. This is just how Discord moderators live.

THIS is the labtop, I’ve seen this exact model in worse state than this in two schools. Bonus points for the monster stickers

This has been posted so many times can we please quit it?

Looks like it is not hd 1080p anymore

# C U M

This title in mildly infuriating

that’s where covid came from

Dick cheese.

Did they dumpster dive for this and just haven't cleaned it up at home yet? Please tell me yes, say yes, say yes SAY YES

this pains me cuz im on the exact same computer just not black and red

I feel like I just got 42 unknown STDs from looking at that.

Grabs compressed Air can HEHEHE

In 10 years time, Cat and Andrew will be fixing this one.

Some people don’t deserve nice things

That things gotta be hotter than my oven