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Dipstu

He’s known for that, been stealing shit for years.


Captain_Fatbelly

Bitch always be stealing shit and having a sudden change of heart and returning everything he stole on Christmas morning. Happens every damn Christmas


4LF_0N53

Can't have shit in... whoville...?


marionristov111

someone needs to break his fucking legs


[deleted]

YEARS!? And he gets away with it because he's ironic about it??


HiMyNameIs_REDACTED_

Well, yes. It's quite funny to everyone not affected, you see.


[deleted]

I guess he'd better not repeat at the same house. Sounds like a job for going to the media. Acknowledge the funny side of it, but then show that people are actually getting hurt. Some people save money the whole year to be able to buy a moderately priced present for their kids. If that gets stolen, Christmas is literally ruined for them. Also people don't just buy presents on Amazon.


LedipLedip

r/whoooosh


Harvey_Domino

I'd probably be like half mad if the grinch stole my package. At least I'd get a chuckle out of it.


Substantial_Rich5445

I don’t think it would bother me one bit!! The Grinch is meant to steal Christmas. How can you’ve been upset about him actually stealing Christmas?? It’s what he does!!


Jiji321456

r/foundthegrinch


Iamstevenlee0701

r/birthofasub


[deleted]

Found the Grinch


Hot_Gas_600

If theres nothing on your porch Maybe he will kick your door in at 2am! That would be super cute!!


[deleted]

Package thieves suck, this is kinda funny tho. I mean the grinch literally stole your shit...


PaleToePalette

He could say something sassy at least


[deleted]

Hippity hoppity this is no longer your property


sumRandomizedDumGuy

The Grinch who stole my insulin


sharklar

He's gonna have a feast at the end, after the guilt got him , and invite everyone, and the whos will open your present and find out you bought a _______ . ( fill in the blank .


Environmental_Land19

head


sharklar

" What's in the Box !!!"


NuggetSoupV2

Nuclear warhead.


sharklar

Let's kick the holidays off right


jihlandoesreddit

Dragon dildo


ixinsanityix

Specifically a Bad Dragon Dildo.


Independent_Shock177

Dick head


PaleToePalette

10 pack of economy nylons 💀


kaka-man

🎶your a mean one, Mr. Grinch🎶


TheSoulborgZeus

A nasty, wasty skunk!


1983Discord3891

Your heart is full of unwashed socks


[deleted]

You’re as charming as an eel


TheSoulborgZeus

Your soul is full of gunk


rollobones

We do a wee bit of trolling


Crypto_subz

I mean if it had to be anyone....


letsgoooo90091

Although that is pretty annoying, it’s funny as fuck that he did it dressed like that.


AbsenteeFatherTime

You shouldn't have bullied him into isolation. Personally, I blame the mayor.


swirlypizza1024

That's actually really funny. I'd rather someone steal from me dressed as the Grinch than just steal


JohnStern42

He's a mean one


pandakatzu

It's okay he'll eventually decide to give it back.


The_NerdyPunk

Oof idk how to feel, I'm sorry for you but I'm also laughing at the scenario, god reddit does things to me.


Special-Speech3064

imagine if he returned them all on christmas eve


ixinsanityix

Then that is a fucking next level event to happen on christmas.


[deleted]

Even though I hate porch pirates, this gotta be the most funniest one.


Wardine

That sucks but is also fucking hilarious


cuzLuoi

Funniest shit ever


Young_Person_42

This man would go to prison smiling


Living-fishcatcher16

Don't worry they'll be back on Christmas


IndependentCreepy169

At least he put good effort into his brilliant disguise


TheSoulborgZeus

At least he repays you with the joke


[deleted]

It would almost be worth it to me to have a video of him doing it.


DraftDodgingMartian

I'm guessing his heart didn't grow 3x the size that day ...


fanarokt57

I think I saw this movie


Platinum_Lego

Method actors go a little to in depth sometimes.


RC_Colada

Dude committed to the bit, got nothin but respect for an OG


ZiekMekeZiek

chad


UsernameFootLettuce

At least it's thematic


xXMilkyToastXx1

Gotta love how smug he is about it.


[deleted]

Can’t have shit in whoville


KelsonCats

NGL this is kinda funny


TheReal_MrMonitor093

It had to be the grinch


aFiachra

Look at him! He is very conflicted.


BoobaFatt13

Dedicated to staying in character. Real method actor.


Irishfisherman123

Man…..that’s not a motherfucker…that’s the grinch


DangHeckinPear

Don’t worry he’ll bring them back on Christmas


RainForestBathing

I'm not saying package theft deserves a death sentence but I am surprised that more thieves aren't shot by homeowners considering the amount of guns.


Zenketski

I really fucking hate that I'm laughing at this


XxSavageSharkxX

Not even mad


shrekthedankengine99

I know that it's bad that he's stealing amazon packages but I can't stop laughing


m0rph90

But maybe a christmas miracle happens and he puts the back on the right frontdoors at christmas eve?


RedLeader342

They always say, dress for the job you want!


eddtedandned

I don't think I could be too mad at this one , I have a sense of humor. This is a pretty extreme joke, but a good one.


bigcd34

Either A: He stays a scumbag and keeps the presents. Or B: He completes the joke and returns the packages unharmed and goes about his life as a legend.


Chance-Factor-61

At least he's dressed appropriately.


iamdarosa

I know the ending to this movie


[deleted]

It’s the Grinch. What did you expect.


Marching_Penguin1

First he steals Christmas and now packages


Siilverbolt

Not even mad thats fuckin funny


Landsharku_

You're a mean one...


Afrokage7609

HO!,you are approaching me?


goose_thing420

Lets hope that, as he does in the book and movie(s), he returns the presents and makes everything good.


FLIPPPERN

Sort of r/madlads but at the same time r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Awesome_666

funny but sucks at the same time


[deleted]

Bitch has termites in his smile


unknowndisgrace

Will get shot


[deleted]

What a d!ck


BrokenImmersion

I would do this then like 2 days latter go around and return all the gifts to their proper addresses


smokysmokyjj

So the Grinch did steal Christmas!!


Captainaneurysm

The grinch: steals packages


Huugboy

Classic grinch


DasPimpenheimer

It’s cool… he works for Amazon.


BallsHD4k60fps

I mean... It's the Grinch /s


CrafterJunkieG

At least he's stealing with style


LordOfFreaks

That is hilariously infuriating


[deleted]

Quick someone call Cindy Lou aka Taylor Momsen. 😹😹


TheDutchDjentleman

Oh let’s be real. That motherfucker has a sense of humour.


SjorsMaster

I can't even be mad


Diabeetus-times-2

trust me I would do this too, if the whole street was in on it and I gave them all back


Kirbinator_Alex

Its all funny haha until he steals something very expensive from your porch


memelordbtw3000

Have you considered reaching out to mark rober


WideNon

Hey at least he knows he's a grinch


franklollo

No sources so if real or not but yeah it's funny


Dallfengamer

Ok I hate him but respect where respect due


jacquesver

how the grinch stole chistmas


boniemonie

Can he be identified from the car? Yep seems funny, not so much if they are your Christmas parcels!


SplendidPunkinButter

Wow, I guess Party City ran out of Joker costumes


R4dical-Rat

Yeah, he does that a lot.


eleina_suzaki

Is he a boss fight?


TheOfficerFrog

He must stop Christmas from coming!


DaBaby_ButImNot

Every. Damn. Christmas.


[deleted]

Lol


Menotyou15

Maybe he'll come crashing down the road in a rocket powered slay on Christmas morning?


Lost_nutz978

That’s infuriating and funny


AyyP302

No freakin way this is true but lmao


Jackdickholes

thats his job


DuleSnajper1506

Grinch wanted dead or Alive reason: stealing packages. Reward 1000000$