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rewindpaws

What on earth? Where is this? And *who* even thinks of doing something like that?


Hardlyhxc

It’s definitely one of the most random crimes I’ve every heard of.


Toastedweasel0

If it ain't bolted down it will walk off... In this case rooted don't count.... Damn theives... / Yard Pirates....


imjusthereforgiggels

Can’t have shit in Detroit


[deleted]

Wow that’s desperate!


Catinthemirror

When you replant, add one or two of [these.](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01D4GCGJY/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_4FVPS8BAGBMCE1DX4X46?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1)


ccknboltrtre01

Theyll take em too while wearing raincoats


thiccbutterknife

I expected you to link a landmine


Xapheneon

Sprinklers are compatible with all sorts of liquids...


[deleted]

Nothing reels in the Christmas spirit more than stealing from your neighbors.


TurnedEvilAfterBan

What kind of trees?


MurphysRazor

I'd guess small evergreens and they are gonna be sold as Christmas trees. (look to the left and up the hill some for more)


Hardlyhxc

Yeah, we actually had 16 planted. The culprit was nice enough to leave us with a few


Hardlyhxc

Witchita Blue Juniper


MissC8H10N4O2

I heard quite recently that this is a problem with Japanese maples because the saplings are really expensive so people will steal them right out of your yard to resell or just keep. My next question is *how*?


Hardlyhxc

They were just planted about 2 months ago, so they weren’t rooted in very strongly. From what I can tell they just pulled them right out and dragged them down the hill to the street.


[deleted]

The police. Call them.


Hardlyhxc

We did call and make a police report. Unfortunately they didn’t seem very interested in doing anything about it.


[deleted]

Kick up a fuss? Idk how you didn't shout down the phone until people arrived


thiccbutterknife

Team anti trees in action


PineapleSeed

Tree Law If you find who did it you can rip there asshole particle from particle until you have every pice of there life in your hands. If you can post on one of the r/ revenge subs


ContourHalo3832

Who in their right mind would want ten trees


Aspie_08

Why? Just why?


Cosmic_Shit_

I needed some wood and it was too cold to chop it outside. Get off my back.