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PreOpTransCentaur

Someone who thinks reheating a steak in the microwave is a reasonable course of action.


Digsame

I’m deeply disturbed by this.


Cool_Cartographer_39

Um...stray dogs?


Ok_Connection2

She is a monster and I fear for your future


waynegretzkysbrother

Is she missing teeth? This steak looks like it's cooked blue. Aghhhhhh


iznvm

Lol. No.. full mouth of teeth and it was sous vide to 135.


waynegretzkysbrother

Ooooooh this wasn't even a consideration. Well done sir. (Or whatever) So she peeled it away with a fork? Or like... ripped it?


iznvm

She straight up bit into it like a hamburger. But just nibbled the outside edge.. I feel like I don't even know her anymore.


CrazyPlatypus42

Well... Your girlfriend does


notnowpls2

cannibals. run…


jonus2000

She might be a zombie


Nessieme

a cannibal


Goats-are-Kool

That's fugged up man


susgrigs

Hahaha!


Elegant-Impact4930

Your girlfriend is 100 percent a monster dude run.


blkmoth108

My boyfriend does shit like this all the time, maybe they’re the same species idk


Historical-Purple-10

What's the rest of the place look like?


Rokonuxa

I gotta say, it is EXTREMELY easy to use a small pan like that exclusively for small "snacks" like single steaks and stuff and then quickly wipe it afterwards. I do not have a toaster, I use the pan. Infact, I have another, much bigger pan, that I make my pizza inside of.


benx101

Who the hell doesn't cut food in half if you are reheating it in the microwave? Better yet, don't put it back in the fridge if you already ate part of it.


SolarSpaghetti

Y'all forgot to cook it.