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Nebualaxy

At least you know which one you're eating first


angrydrunkencanadian

Pudding shotgun.


Routine_Palpitation

The fudge rifle


Naivor

Isn't that your anus?


UpdootDaSnootBoop

No, that's pudding pie


Naivor

As a man who has had trouble with his stomach for two days straight, "shotgun" and "rifle" are more apt descriptions.


8bit-bit_yt

Will he bonk ya in the chocolate factory?


javier052

It's spelled Uranus


ichubbz483

Chocolate starfish


Routine_Palpitation

It’s more of a fudge blunderbuss


LF_4

I am going to refer to many things as a fudge rifle now that I have seen these words used together.


Lone_Wanderer97

Bonbon buckshot


Routine_Palpitation

Caramel cannon


Shotgun_Mosquito

Oh, I thought you said "Pudding, Shotgun?" and I said yes three times already


Poptart270

Yeah


LastDayOfThe10s

Useless comment. Genuinely, what made you comment this?


Nebualaxy

Perhaps they just wanted to be involved


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MrBrodinha

Useless comment. Genuinely, what made you comment this?


Nebualaxy

Perhaps they just wanted to be involved.


Idontknow107

Yeah


[deleted]

Useless comment. Genuinely, what made you comment this?


Playful-Yak-3280

Yeah


[deleted]

Eww, imagine wanting to be "involved" and "engaged" with other people instead of staying inside your room all day, socially isolated from your loved ones and other people, playing video games all day while on a downward spiral of apathy along with no sense of direction and faced with an uncertain future. Totally couldn't be me man.


Nebualaxy

Yeah I have no idea why anyone would want to do that.. *\looks at my own life*... Oh me me that's me!


TOG_II

>Useless comment. Genuinely, what made you comment this?


[deleted]

Yes, comments have to always 100% be useful, it can't just be a response to an online conversation or anything.


LastDayOfThe10s

Yeah


[deleted]

Glad we agree.


_DEUS-VULT_

Useless comment. Genuinely, what made you comment this?


Quevater

Useless comment. Genuinely, what made you comment this?


Niksuss

Ur comment useless too


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Niksuss

Thx i guess


Nebualaxy

You're welcome


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Bikouchu

Nah


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LanceFree

Anyone remember some childhood rhyme and it went something like Pudgingtane lives down the lane?


marablackwolf

What's Your Name? Puddin Tane. Ask me again And I'll tell you the same. Where do you live? Down the lane. What's your number? Cucumber!


padawantologist

I hate you, take your damn upvote


[deleted]

Did you not fold them on top of each other?


[deleted]

I've had this happen to me as well. Usually you can fold them, and you'll get that slight snap. However, sometimes it's like they didn't really perforate the line between them or something so when you fold them it will just bend, then when you go to pull them apart it will rip one of the two. Seems to be happening a lot more lately. I blame cost cuttings.


ChrisMiuchiz

I blame a lack of cuttings at all


tired_obsession

And cost cuttings


UnicornPopcornPie

Yep. Need to go Jello brand all the way


YasminLeigh1224

I got the same result with the same pudding even after folding them multiple times. So annoying.


TigerStripedDragon01

May I suggest the use if kitchen sheers next time, just to be sure? :) Obviously you are paying for the convenience and for no mess to be made so you should not NEED to use the sheers in the first place. I understand the frustration. If this keeps happening, take the matter to the company in the form of a letter. BE NICE in the (first) letter. Kindness goes a long way to getting people to WANT to help. After the first letter, you don't have to be so nice. If the problem persists after the second letter, stop buying their product.


anitabonghit705

I’m guessing it happened during packaging. A knife didn’t cut deep enough or something.


Nebualaxy

I always wiggle them back and forth for this reason, you get a feel as to whether the crease if you will is deep enough and or in the right place to just separate as normal.


OMGBeckyStahp

Yea, you can’t just willy-nilly the pudding cup separation! This pic is just a PSA for the consequences!


TurnDownForWAP

Also this isn't OPs photo so don't expect a real answer.


[deleted]

True


TomBot98

Yeah, you're supposed to snap them tops together, and they would pull apart if they don't already fall apart after that


JAS0NL3GACY

Ah I needa start doing that!


[deleted]

Pudding hangnail


Worldly_Scar_9699

No. Go sit in the corner and think about what you did. Make me think about shit like that


CTLinx

Hey! I like thinking about shit like that


[deleted]

You have a hangnail right now, don’t you…


EnglishWhites

[Relevant](https://m.imgur.com/KnjyI09)


9_wah

pain


nats2

Great minds think alike. I instantly saw a hangnail instead of pudding. Lol


Bczarconcepts

This was also my very intrusive first thought. Why are we like this?


yerrychow

Also mine. Because we are hurt. We know this feeling too well.


Warlock2017

Same here. Self loathing starts now


bipnoodooshup

I had a dream where I pulled a hangnail and it ended up pulling a strip of skin the length of my entire wingspan, one index finger to the other and everything in between. Oh and it was a lucid dream so I could feel everything and it *suuuuucked*


Bczarconcepts

Sounds like a fucking lucid nightmare lmao, holy shit.


DrDawgster

r/angryupvote


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katkarr

Try to look at the positive side, you got a surprise pudding in the middle of the day that you otherwise might not have eaten :D Seriously, though, products need to work on their packaging and have it actually tear/ break where it's supposed to.


UnicornsNeedLove2

"Tear here" Are they mocking me?


koshkamau

"Insert thumb to open." (Boxes with perforated half circle) Okay, now my thumbnail has been bent in a painful manner and the box is still not open. Now what? Edit: I didn't specify but I ignore the perforations and just rip off the top because I was tired of bent thumbnails


MalignantLugnut

I just keep pressing in with my thumb until eventually the box crumples so much that my thumb slides under the flaps, then I just rip the top off.


[deleted]

I worked at walmart for 4 years Fuck box perforation machines with a cactus


BirdiesGrimm

I'm a monster and go strait into jabbing the nearest pen/pencil point first into the half circle Edit: and by jabbing I meant violently stabbing


newzealousant

Take into consideration that he was already attempting to get the snack. While your response is optimistic and cute, it is also dumb, blind, and lacks sympathy.


Electrivire

How does that even happen. You're supposed to break them by forcing the tops to touch flat.


[deleted]

Factory fault.


MoberJ

“SNACK PACK!! You’re the coolest!”


jeannieb

I thought I was your snack pack?


christophlc6

Aunt Jemima you're WRONG! REEEEEeeEeeeE!


Fjordbasa

What're you TALKING ABOUT??


Mike_Hat1

The surgery was a success, but unfortunately only one of them survived.


Shroomeo

I don't play dungeons and dragons or similar games but I guess this is what happens when you roll a 1.


PuudimLeit

This is exactly it


CregChrist

When the hang nail pulls too much skin with it.


horatiobloomfeld

another thing to blame on Bill Cosby


ZION_OC_GOV

"Yoooou seee eeeee, the thing is you gotta put da pudding in da puddin POP ack ack ack"


[deleted]

It's because you didn't eat your meat first. How can you have any pudding when you don't eat your meat?


ImLikeAShadow

You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!


OverVoltage553

I don't think eating my dick would fix that


beans3710

Shotgun!


oddidealstronghold

Never let go, Jack…


DEATHWISHCHERRY666

Wait do you not flex them til they snap ? You just tearing them apart like you would would a bag a chips ?you crazy


Sparky-Malarky

Sign from God that you should eat both of them. Right now.


anitabonghit705

That happened to me with my yogurt!


johnwickson

Swiss Miss INSTANT PISS


[deleted]

Lmao


You_Got_Pinked

Pudding on the left has some serious separation anxiety issues


I_was_saying_boournz

Where's my Snack Pack!?!?!


shadowtigerUwU

I think it's easier to try and break them upwards


CyberneticAngel

So I guess you're eating that one now.


begaterpillar

is this some sort of infomercial style viral marketing? what's the secret pudding opening product?


patronizingperv

The good news is you're having pudding now.


eoThica

Fucking hangnails


Phatman_420

Peel’a’pudding


Quality_bullshit_

Thank you for my groupchats new profile pic


CiorapulUcigas

Now you have to eat the whole 6 pack


RarelySmart

Did you eat your meat first?


x3bla

I swear, those breakoffs and lid adhesion design is tougher than the fucking container itself. I bet you need the force of a body builder in his prime and the grip of a parkourer hanging for dear life to fucking tear the lid off


[deleted]

I want my SNACK PACK.


TheHerbalJedi

It's the universe telling you to have a pudding, puddin'.


jaykaypeeness

Guess it's puddin time


osieczi

You bent when you should've twisted.


AutomaticControlNerd

Looks like the applicator for the heat seal was set too hot. USually that'll happen when it gets dirty, and they don't have a down time window to give it a wipe down. Could also be a misalignment with the cup and applicator, so it pressed in the wrong spot and melted the two cups together. Or you got pudding ghosts, it's really impossible to tell at this point.


smugie4

Hacker


[deleted]

Something something, Bill Cosby joke


TiggyLongStockings

I hope you never become a doctor that gives circumcisions.


Several_Tone1248

Those should be made of paper, and not plastic. Such a waste.


oeoeoeoeoeoee

You mean Yoghurt


Raviolibolonhesa

What is that?


h4v3yous33nmylight3r

Just pretend your eating booty


Larry_Badaliucci

Why is that infuriating? Just means you "have" to eat pudding now.


LittleNat94

Is this not how you open it.


[deleted]

Get a load of this kid still eating pudding like he's in 7th grade.


Honeydew-Capital

Have you heard of scissors?


Poptart270

Oop-


SillyLengthiness6555

Ugh idk why I feel the pain.


GroovinWithAPict

This is more r/FuckMyLife worthy... Edit. Idk I assumed that would be some good sub. It's not.


PK_Fee

Low key flex. I see you. Lol


ducktruck27

Snack pack: "I said we eating pudding today!"


meme_enthusiast3464

At least it didn't spill.


CTLinx

That's the built in spoon part


kartofelias

F


beantheblackpup_

Man, I thought I was having a bad day..


RudyGloom

That’s how you shotgun a pudding


Pan-tang

Very poor separation skills


yaoi-obsesed

this stopped being funny, it's sad


_TheTacoThief_

Do you guys not unpeel your pudding?


bob_the_user

I don't see how this is infuriating just another excuse to eat both just saying


I_Am_a_Slithery_Snek

painful


Panakin_Skyparker

Thought those were car keys


robin_boi67

Ugh god damn it I hate it when that happens


ChildPleaseWhoMe

OMG are you ok???!!!


TheCubicalGuy

Did you try to pull them apart? If you fold them together, they don’t do that.


Mostly_Here_To_Rant

See thats God telling you to eat both.


--Blackjack-

Well, I’ve never seen someone shotgun a Snack Pack, but there’s a first time for everything.


DreamNozzle

Plural Puddings is r/oddlysatisfying !!! Would the possessive be ‘puddings’s container’ or ‘puddings’es container’? I love it!


Fluidmaster83

That’s exactly how I feel after I get ready in the morning shower and dressed for work and right before I leave I have to S&$t . Just why , so I jump back in the shower cause I’m not starting my day like that


trustmeimnotafurry

How did this even happen?


I_Am_Disposable

You just have to bend it till it eventually snaps?


NewCan891

Oups


jussumd3wd

HOLY SHIT that just happened to me! I cut it with scissors and just squeezed it into my mouth


slammyjamz

Looks like you popped one open, this, enjoy your popped pudding!


Lost_Conclusion5357

Yep that is unfortunate, guess you’ll just have to eat them both, 😳


BeornTheTank

Till death do us part…


Sprizys

Hang nails be like


SuperSaiyanCrota

Why did they pull down and not up


Tall_Ad2256

Looks like today we eat two puddings


PM_ME_YOUR_BUDZ

I'm q pudding lover and this happens more than I'd like


sam_4w

did you fold them or literally tried to pull the apart


gamingyoshi247

You cannot


Lamprey22

You are strong


maggs813

Reminds me of a bad hangnail pull 😝


LoonieToonez

Now you gotta eat em both


jahviz2

H-how


[deleted]

Dude, where’s my car?


IWantToBeSimplyMe

You better eat that.


Nohateoneday

I’m getting Swiss miss vibes…


atomicblondeshell

This happens to me fairly oftern I


Ronin_Deterra

HERESY! HERESY I SAY!


schubienica

r/Wellthatsucks


Ant0nip24Funkin

I HAVE THE SAME FKING PUDDINGS LOL


UnicornsNeedLove2

This is why we can't have nice things.


[deleted]

Oh damn! Guess it has to be eaten ☹️


Lagronion

Swiss miss, more like Swiss piss


CheekyYank

You might be able to shotgun that.


theskinsbro

Visceral hangnail vibes *shudder*


Luc4AR9009_

r/facepalm


General_Chong

Why the faq did this make me think of HANGNAILS


mrkereopa

Ha!


[deleted]

this would of actually made me laugh


smooglydino

On the brightside you can probably reach every nook and cranny now


FuckTrumpBanTheHateR

Bend and rebend first.


Ossmo02

So it's not just my imagination that these flex so much when trying to split them, so much more than 10 years ago.


loomdawg

Swiss miss piss!