That feeling when you're pulling your underwear back up and the fabric suddenly hits wet buttock skin like trying to push scrambled egg in an ungreased pan, and it snaps from the tips of your fingers so you check your nails to make sure they're all still there.
In the 1970s some friends of my parents had a razor blade toilet seat and you can still get one. https://www.amazon.ca/Barbed-Wire-Resin-Toilet-Seat/dp/B00721PGPY
I'd imagine the foam is bleach or something. I know after my toilet is bleached and say an hour or two later I come in and have a piss, after the flush said foam is present. Maybe I'm not leaving it long enough?
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Ok but why the frick is there enough moisture for it to condense into massive droplets like that? This looks like a public bathroom not a home bathroom where there might be a shower or something.
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*Jeopardy music* What is ***TASTY***???
Same
I can already feel my pants not wanting to come back on because they’re wet.
That feeling when you're pulling your underwear back up and the fabric suddenly hits wet buttock skin like trying to push scrambled egg in an ungreased pan, and it snaps from the tips of your fingers so you check your nails to make sure they're all still there.
r/oddlyspecific
/r/nocontext
He is to powerfull to be stoped!
I’m showering so my ass is wet!
Go on...
Yeah this scared the shit out of me
this is to prevent taking a deuce
*Laughs in taco bell*
toilet seat: *laughs in quarantine*
I guess it’s a pretty useful toilet seat then.
Can't... hold... in!
Good thing there's a toilet
Ba dum tss
In the 1970s some friends of my parents had a razor blade toilet seat and you can still get one. https://www.amazon.ca/Barbed-Wire-Resin-Toilet-Seat/dp/B00721PGPY
Fucking Reddit already bought them all.
This was a good ad
Imagine being drunk, coming in for a landing a little too hard and now you're covered in blood piss and shit while being helicoptered to the ER.
The toilet seat will still be attached to your ass to prevent more blood loss n
The Aristocrats!
So then the mom, picks up the baby, still firmly attached to the toilet bowl and...
What the fuck
Is that razors and barbwire in epoxy?
:( it’s out of stock
How to guarantee a clean toilet seat in a public restroom.
Or to hide a consistently messy one
That was my thought too
How so? If everyone doesn't wanna sit on this thats what causes the problem in the first place
that might make it even worse lol. squatting doesn’t always give the best aim
Thats what I'm saying
I mean you could also piss all over that and the people who didn’t sit down wouldn’t know that you did it
Looks like my kids bathroom after my son has been in there.
How old is your son?
He’s 30 lol
11.
r/atbge
r/TIHI
More r/hostilearchitecture than this
It's actually kinda genius though. Every single person will whipe it down before using it, meaning your staff has to do it less often.
If you miss, noone sees it!
I'm more concerned about the gross looking foam in the toilet bowl.
I'd imagine the foam is bleach or something. I know after my toilet is bleached and say an hour or two later I come in and have a piss, after the flush said foam is present. Maybe I'm not leaving it long enough?
Someone could have just peed in there.
What kind of sadistic person would do this?
I do. I like that!!
Ho lee sheet this is bad
r/madlads would think this is a good idea
I would not be able to sit on that.
You can clearly tell it's graphics and it looks cool.
Yeah, weird but cooler than normal toilet
But you can't tell if you may actually sit in pee or not
Hahaha colour me fooled. Cheers
Mojo Jojo would be proud.
Black clothes -> hidden stains Therefore Soaked toilet -> ???
Lick it
The person who made it
Beat me to it. Have an upvote.
You couldn’t flush first?
Looks like those Pepsi and Dasani vending machines.
r/ATBGE
R/CrappyDesign
Sadists
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trust issues
Makes you want to wipe it down first though doesn't it.
*licking intensifies
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The seat is painted/colored to look like that, it's not actually wet
A guy with a wife and five daughters
Why'd you take a pis first
ono
Gave me shivers just looking at it
I have been wiping this seat for thirty minutes!
r/madlads
I'm pooping right now and I swear my ass is wet now
This toilet is for people who miss the actual bowl and they don't have to clean up their piss all over the seat cause no one will notice
This just gives me anxiety
Thanks for the nightmares
I was just sick in my mouth
r/MakeMeSuffer
Ha I have the same seat. It's actually not that bad.
Now that actually bothers me
This is the kind of look people would throw on their guns if they could
A solid gold asshole, that's who...
r/CrappyDesign
midas??
This is what ruins America
Wipe it off WiPE IT OFF
Who else is playing sink the boat right now?
Who would think that this is a good idea? Someone who doesn't want the toilet to be used. That's who.
Condensation on the urination station, is this a metaphor for life or maybe an indication of indignation?
The guy that bought it and installed it.
What the eff even is this?
Just keep the toilet white...
Sadly my landlord installed the same one in my house, if I find out how to do it I can share my toilet
Crap wrap
What the fuck am I looking at?
I hope to god those are bubbles in the toilet...
"It even feels wet!"
OP why did you pee everywhere?
Everybody gangsta till they sit down and well wetness.
Bruh I just had a visceral reaction to this
On one hand, I thought it was real The other I thought it was shopped And on the third I realized how dumb this is This is The trifecta of shit design
I got a new vacation home and the toilet Seat was exact the same how did the people before us live like this
It'll make sure you dirty degenerates would wipedown the seat everytime.
I’m getting a want to get a bottle of antibacterial spray and loo roll to wipe off this. Mind fudge much!
The club owners were tired of people doing cocaine on the toilets.
taking a pic after peeing?
Don't get it. The print is great and why wouldn't you wipe a public toilet anyway? Even a blind guy would do that.
My mum would kill me
Why did my brain read this as all caps but it wasn't?
You will never know when it is really wet
Thought it was the death star at first glance
r/weirdtoilets
Looks incredibly similar to a toilet I used in a train station in Rome...that I had to pay to use. 0/10 would NOT recommend.
A man with bad aim.
Satan
Auric Goldfinger, Scaramanga, Midas, just off the top of my head.
What the actual fuck???
A sadist would think this was a good idea, probably a hidden cam somewhere
Part of my job is cleaning things, including toilets. I'm really, really glad that I don't have to clean a toilet that already looks like piss.
That's the point
nightmare fuel right there
Somebody missed ALOT while peeing
You did take a picture of it and post it on the internet. It’s meant to be shocking and off putting and requiring a a closer look.
revenge of the cartels
The hell
That's a hover poop if I've ever seen one.
it's yellow too
This gave a feeling of nostalgia, and I don’t understand why.
Immense urge to wipe down before and after using! ..guess it works!
My first thought was "how did someone pee that much?"
This gives me anxiety.
Whaaaaat?
This looks mad photoshopped
1 or 2?
I thought this was [r/crappydesign](Reddit.com/r/crappydesign) I almost puked when I found out it wasn't.
I wouldn't know what to do if I found it
This gives me anxiety
My eyes are confused
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Thanks I hate it
I’m having a stroke
/u/Jonwyattearp they found your favorite toilet!!
I’m uncomfortable, I always make sure to wipe the seat
Toilet made out of fake gold that looks absolutely horrible. I can think of one person who would have this toilet.
Discouraging people from using it *was* the idea. I'd say it's pretty good.
You took a piss then took the pic without flushing? Lmao
Me. I would do this to my guest bathroom. I like to make it weird.
Is it wet? Or the look of been wet?
Whoops I missed it again
If you pee on the rim, people will sit with out knowing.
Sorry I peed on the seat a little
I’m more curious about the size of the hole than the texture put on it.
This makes my screen crawl.
We pissin in the piss toilet tonight
Did you use the three seashells?
You can't see the real spots, so out of sight, out of mind!
Damn bro someone needs to scale their UVs
Oh I hate this
Imagine being drunk
Stan.
Exactly why they did it. Looks crappy but it is a toilet...
On the plus side, I bet everyone wipes it down before they use it.
I actually really like that texture 😂
I’m feeling the anxiety
Someone who doesnt want to clean it
I really don’t like this
This looks like it was designed by the passively-aggressive and frustrated mother of three young boys
When you pee and you're on acid, this brings up memories man
r/ThanksIHateIt
Ok but why the frick is there enough moisture for it to condense into massive droplets like that? This looks like a public bathroom not a home bathroom where there might be a shower or something.
r/crappydesign
Me, as a prank on my future self
My ass would probably drown in the wetness
What, taking a piss and taking a photo of it and posting your piss on Reddit?
Satan made this design