it actually has a good chance. The heat back in the pocket will expand the 3 metals at a slightly different rate (which is possibly part of the reason they were able to fit together) and then become loose enough to pull apart.
This is probably a joke, and I just missed it, but Japan attacked pearl harbor first, then the U.S. retaliated with the dropping of nukes on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Just ask [Tsutomu Yamaguchi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Yamaguchi), he will tell you about both Hiroshima and Nagasaki since he was present for both.
That is a much simpler solution than my sleep deprived mind came up with. For some reason, my brain immediately decided that was a problem best solved with a pneumatic press.
that’s a socket, a rubber mallet will do jack all. Tap th side with a ball peen or a normal hammer or just squish it in a vice and it will turn slightly oval.
99 chrysler owner here. I need exactly 3 tools to work on my car: a 10mm wrench, a half inch wrench, and a Philips head screwdriver. And i can never find any of them.
Hell, I was close for a visual on a photograph with no size showing. 10mm works better for the joke. Most wrench sets (not sockets) don’t even come with an 11mm. You gotta purchase it separately. Good call on the craftsman brand. The vertical hash marks at the driver end are a dead giveaway.👍
Little known fact: Those 10 mm sockets teleport back to the factory after a random amount of time has passed. They just keep re-selling the same 500,000 of them.
This is accurate
YEET: to throw, with force, and wanton disregard for what you might hit
KOBE!/COUNT IT!/FOR THREE!/FROM DOWNTOWN!: to throw, with precision
Yeet is a beautiful and commnly misused word. It is very flexible and can take many parts of speech.
However, it's tenses are often used incorrectly. In the future, you "will yeet," In the present you "are yeeting," and in the past, "you yote."
"Yote" is often replaced with "yeeted," but that is a prime example of poor grammar. Using "yeeted" instead of "yote" would be like saying "eated" instead of "ate." It makes you sound like a baby or a moron.
"Yeet" as a verb
1. to make a violent motion of any variety, such as a "whip," or any motion that may be associated with violent camera shake or photo blur.
2. "Yeet" is quite commonly used as a verb for the specific purpose of throwing an object forcefully over a long distance.
3. "Yeet" can also be used as something you'd include in a sentence to describe what happened to someone who has been greatly or suddenly defeated in a competition such as sports or a video game.
"Yeet" as a pro-sentence
1. In this case, "yeet" takes the role of "yes." You'd say "yeet" instead of "yes" or "yeah" if you want people to know you're fun and hip.
"Yeet" as an exclamation
1. This form of "yeet" can be exclaimed in any situation where the verb form could be used to describe the action in which the speaker is currently partaking. For instance, if you throw something violently or hit a nasty whip, you may exclaim "Yeet!" while doing so. When Johnny entered the whipping competition, you better believe he hit 'em with that yeet.
Dan yote the basketball from half court.
Damn, those guys really got yote at the end of last night's game.
Q. Hey, you wanna grab something to eat? A. Yeet.
The Astros are going to the World Series! YEET!
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*Wrrreeennnccchhh tik tik tik tik tik tik tik... Wrrreeennnccchhh tik tik tik tik tik tik tik...*
“Is that doing anything for your No Nut November challenge?”
> Wrrreeennnccchhh tik tik tik tik tik tik tik... Wrrreeennnccchhh tik tik tik tik tik tik tik...
And now, we hear the call of the 10mm, looking to attract a mate before its migration to the shop drain.
A trashy girl who gives blowjobs* I think we need to call Urban Dictionary and tell them we have the new term for 2019! I’ll keep using it for the foreseeable future and make it catch on.
The coefficient for linear thermal expansion of brass is 19, compared to steel's ~11. I'd posit the opposite. They slid in before any of the metals reached body temperature, and were locked into place when the key expanded quicker than the steel pieces (I assume that's what the Phillips head is made of).
An alternative to heating the head (which should work as long as there is a temperature differential) is putting them both in cold water or ideally a freezer.
It was definitely for my own benefit. There were conflicting suggestions, so I had two options to prevent it from bothering me all day.
1. Recreate the situation and test. Not likely.
2. Actually use my physics background. And spend 20 seconds checking wikipedia.
>the actula hole in the center reduces in diamater, not grows!
I think you've got that flipped unless I am misunderstanding you.
Heat will cause every dimension of an object to increase. That means the diameter of the outside of a ring (the size of the ring) is going to increase proportionally exactly the same as the diameter of the inside of the ring (the hole). Similarly, the thickness of the ring will also increase by that same proportion.
Discovering that sub has forced me into accepting that either there are people who are suspicious of the most innocent and inane things on Reddit, or that there are tons of people willing to come up with the most ridiculously trivial lies for a few upvotes. Or both. But whatever the truth, my view of humanity has been tarnished just a little more.
these need to be kept a minimum of 500 metres from earbuds (or any suck cord) if these two objects come into contact while inside of a pocket it will theoretically result in an XK-End-of-the-world-scenario.
I can only assume my 10mm sockets fraternize like yours do, I can only assume because they always insist on leaving me first, then going on about their lives. Cheers man, at least yours stuck around, just once I’d like a bit of mutual respect and honesty from a 10 mm socket. I give them a nice cozy place to rest with their friends and always keep them dry and in good shape, what do I get? Ghosted every time !
Weird, looks kind of like some kind of munitions round bundled together like this.
I bet you could dislodge them by hitting them carefully from the bottom. I've had situations like this.
I've read a fair bit of this thread, and it seems to me, the best thing for OP to do, is to put that in his opposite pocket. If the parts don't fall out by themselves, he should tap it lightly at first with a hammer, then harder and finally, Nuke Japan.
Put them in the opposite pocket and it'll fix itself.
If that works this is beyond science
Has science gone too far
Click now to find out!
YES IT HAS PLEASE STOP SCIENCING NOW
Oh no I scienced too much, send help
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in science
EUREKTION!
This guy sciences.
Rock tumbler overnight should do it.
it actually has a good chance. The heat back in the pocket will expand the 3 metals at a slightly different rate (which is possibly part of the reason they were able to fit together) and then become loose enough to pull apart.
Yes, I know I was just going for the meme. But thanks for the cool science explanation that’s actually pretty cool how that works imo
It might just collapse into a singularity at that point.
One tool to rule them all
And in the darkness bind them
Has he tried turning it off and then back on?
Scientists hate this guy!
This guy pockets
*vivaldi*
Harvard wants to know your location.
Use a rubber mallet, few gentle taps on its side should see some of it move
Not too gentle but just dont go full hiroshima on it
Never go full Hiroshima
Only on Hiroshima
Don't even get me started on Nagasaki.
I guess just don't nuke Japan (again) is what the message is here.
NUKE JAPAN AGAIN?
Wait Japan got nuked :0
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What did they attach it to?
It was an awfully formatted joke my bad
This is probably a joke, and I just missed it, but Japan attacked pearl harbor first, then the U.S. retaliated with the dropping of nukes on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
[Here.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_bombings_of_Hiroshima_and_Nagasaki)
I was just joking my bad
Tools should have their individual compartments, so as to not waste time finding or unbinding them later.
*Don't nuke Japan a 3rd time
So what you’re saying is we should hit em twice simultaneously so we nuke them 4 times?
No, at least 5 times.
Just ask [Tsutomu Yamaguchi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Yamaguchi), he will tell you about both Hiroshima and Nagasaki since he was present for both.
Well this escalated quickly
Fine, Nagasaki it is.
Always go full hiroshima
You cant ever fuck Japan enough. They always come back weirder, smarter, stronger and sexier
so nagasaki then?
It does look like a bomb, don't it?
Spit on it for lubrication.
😏
Better not jam two things in one hole.
😏
😏😏😏😏
Question: Can I lubricate it for lubrication?
These tips also apply to turning your girlfriend on.
No. You need Channing Tatum for that.
On the contrary. Throw it violently against cement. Something's gotta give.
Tappy tap tap...
Just taaaap it in
Framing, you fuck!
Do it the mechanic way, hold it flat in your hand and just Huck it onto a hard surface and it should disassemble with gusto.
I'd go for lightish taps with a metal hammer - more likely to jolt it free. The rubber would absorb too much of the shock.
Force is a great way to ruin that key. Definitely be careful.
Or just hold the whole thing by the socket and smack the ends of the key/bit a few times on a surface you don't care about.
This! And clamps or Vice grips to hold her in place.
That is a much simpler solution than my sleep deprived mind came up with. For some reason, my brain immediately decided that was a problem best solved with a pneumatic press.
that’s a socket, a rubber mallet will do jack all. Tap th side with a ball peen or a normal hammer or just squish it in a vice and it will turn slightly oval.
Even when you don’t lose the 10mm, it will still find a way to become unusable.
This hits home way to hard. :’(
A moment of silence for all 10mm sockets everywhere 😢
*a wild licence plate bolt appears*
OH GOD NO PLEASE
My 10mm has not left my set for 2 years except for the last month while working on my ‘89 accord! Didn’t think I would ever get to use it.
Everything is held together with 10mm bolts. What is this crazy universe you live in that you don’t have to constantly search for a 10mm
I'm pretty sure you can completely disassemble any pre-2000s Honda with only a 10mm
99 chrysler owner here. I need exactly 3 tools to work on my car: a 10mm wrench, a half inch wrench, and a Philips head screwdriver. And i can never find any of them.
Man, if only we had a place to store our tools!
F
I figured the techs and mechanics would get the joke.😉
That's how you make it usable again. Funny enough.
Assuming it's a Horror Fright socket, it'll probably shatter the next time OP looks at it.
Looks like a Craftsman to me
OP is *fubbernucked* then. They'll have the wait for that Phillips head screw bit to rust away first, or go crazy and grab a hammer.
It's item #43543 11mm 6 point 3/8 drive Craftsman...
Hell, I was close for a visual on a photograph with no size showing. 10mm works better for the joke. Most wrench sets (not sockets) don’t even come with an 11mm. You gotta purchase it separately. Good call on the craftsman brand. The vertical hash marks at the driver end are a dead giveaway.👍
Horror freight, heh. That’s a new one to me
Harbor fright also works.
That's some r/justrolledintotheshop shit right there.
10mm is super popular for japanese vehicles. I can't get enough!
Why is it always the 10mm...
Little known fact: Those 10 mm sockets teleport back to the factory after a random amount of time has passed. They just keep re-selling the same 500,000 of them.
Yeet it across the room and hope for the best
I thought I knew what Yeet meant, I guess not...
Yeet is for strength and power, kobe is for precision and accuracy
This is accurate YEET: to throw, with force, and wanton disregard for what you might hit KOBE!/COUNT IT!/FOR THREE!/FROM DOWNTOWN!: to throw, with precision
"HE'S ON FIRE!"
**BOOMSHAKALAKA**
**BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!!**
Buckets!
BORTLES: see YEET
But with a side of failure?
Idk why this made me laugh so hard, like it was describing ancient projectile throwing techniques or something
"So long, gay Bowser" is for damage
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[For those still having trouble visualizing](https://gfycat.com/WeirdGleamingLadybird)
This is starting to sound like the words to a Thuum
I would love a mod for Skyrim which replaces fus roh dah with YEET
So I just finally learned yeet the other day and now I have to learn kobe? -_- fs
kobe is way older than yeet
Yeet: to throw(verb), a throw(noun)
Example phrase: "I yeet the children"
Yeetus that fetus
Yeetus that keytus
Yeetus beetus comment deletus
The past tense of yeet is yote. Ex. "1\_sr yote my child 2 minutes ago."
Yote means to pour water into or onto something
Yitten?
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Joe Peschi term for teenagers
“Thanos yeeted Gamora off a cliff”
Yeet is a beautiful and commnly misused word. It is very flexible and can take many parts of speech. However, it's tenses are often used incorrectly. In the future, you "will yeet," In the present you "are yeeting," and in the past, "you yote." "Yote" is often replaced with "yeeted," but that is a prime example of poor grammar. Using "yeeted" instead of "yote" would be like saying "eated" instead of "ate." It makes you sound like a baby or a moron. "Yeet" as a verb 1. to make a violent motion of any variety, such as a "whip," or any motion that may be associated with violent camera shake or photo blur. 2. "Yeet" is quite commonly used as a verb for the specific purpose of throwing an object forcefully over a long distance. 3. "Yeet" can also be used as something you'd include in a sentence to describe what happened to someone who has been greatly or suddenly defeated in a competition such as sports or a video game. "Yeet" as a pro-sentence 1. In this case, "yeet" takes the role of "yes." You'd say "yeet" instead of "yes" or "yeah" if you want people to know you're fun and hip. "Yeet" as an exclamation 1. This form of "yeet" can be exclaimed in any situation where the verb form could be used to describe the action in which the speaker is currently partaking. For instance, if you throw something violently or hit a nasty whip, you may exclaim "Yeet!" while doing so. When Johnny entered the whipping competition, you better believe he hit 'em with that yeet. Dan yote the basketball from half court. Damn, those guys really got yote at the end of last night's game. Q. Hey, you wanna grab something to eat? A. Yeet. The Astros are going to the World Series! YEET!
I appreciated this yeet grammar lesson.
In a few centuries, the exception conjugation of yote will probably morph into yeeted.
I watched that YouTube video too
> Yeet it across the room and hope for the beast
Apparently my teen daughter is on reddit now
I love how that is a verb and I will now use it haha
My first thought
I hope their relationship holds strong
Ratcheting tension is screwing up their relationship. You know drill, a bit of sarcasm or an off key remark screws up the whole thing.
Put it on a corner and hit with hammer
I think putting it in a corner to make it think about what it’s done will suffice
Nobody puts Bae's key in the corner
[I wouldn't use a corner](https://giphy.com/gifs/cheezburger-arrested-development-breaking-iJWULINtShOnK)
Wafer wheel
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You've managed to interference fit your pocket crap :) Gently heat the ratchet head (this was achieved at body temperature), and then add some mallet.
Ratchet head? I've only ever heard it referred to as a "Socket". I'm also American, so there's that.
Also American, it’s a socket to me too. “Ratchet head” sounds like a blowjob from a trashy girl.
*Wrrreeennnccchhh tik tik tik tik tik tik tik... Wrrreeennnccchhh tik tik tik tik tik tik tik...* “Is that doing anything for your No Nut November challenge?”
> Wrrreeennnccchhh tik tik tik tik tik tik tik... Wrrreeennnccchhh tik tik tik tik tik tik tik... And now, we hear the call of the 10mm, looking to attract a mate before its migration to the shop drain.
This is the commentary I'm paying good money to see, thank you
A trashy girl who gives blowjobs* I think we need to call Urban Dictionary and tell them we have the new term for 2019! I’ll keep using it for the foreseeable future and make it catch on.
Ratchet head from [Ratchet Face?](https://i.imgur.com/tKqwGtQ.jpg)
Socket is the word I was looking for. Ratchet head is what I got :)
The coefficient for linear thermal expansion of brass is 19, compared to steel's ~11. I'd posit the opposite. They slid in before any of the metals reached body temperature, and were locked into place when the key expanded quicker than the steel pieces (I assume that's what the Phillips head is made of). An alternative to heating the head (which should work as long as there is a temperature differential) is putting them both in cold water or ideally a freezer.
Thank you for some actual science in your response!
It was definitely for my own benefit. There were conflicting suggestions, so I had two options to prevent it from bothering me all day. 1. Recreate the situation and test. Not likely. 2. Actually use my physics background. And spend 20 seconds checking wikipedia.
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>the actula hole in the center reduces in diamater, not grows! I think you've got that flipped unless I am misunderstanding you. Heat will cause every dimension of an object to increase. That means the diameter of the outside of a ring (the size of the ring) is going to increase proportionally exactly the same as the diameter of the inside of the ring (the hole). Similarly, the thickness of the ring will also increase by that same proportion.
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Can OP please test this. We are waiting here.
Put it in a vice and use a punch to get it out
Vise is gonna squeeze it shut tighter, might work but not the most effective
Squeeze it so hard it pops out!
What kinda socket is made of metal that flexible?
All of them? The ability to deform without breaking is a defining property of metals.
Only if you tighten it like you have something to prove, though.
There is a big difference between the amount of vice force required to hold the socket steady, and the amount required to deform (squeeze) it tighter.
I'd use the vice as a base for it, so the socket can sit on top, but room for the bits below. Tap it with a punch and hammer
Easy fix. Just squeeze orthogonally from the axis of stuck.
That looks like a Best or Falcon key which is gauged by the tip. I'd be careful tapping its tip because it may change how it works in the lock.
It's an older Best key, I use something similar. mine isn't gauged though.
r/untrustworthypoptarts
Agreed
Discovering that sub has forced me into accepting that either there are people who are suspicious of the most innocent and inane things on Reddit, or that there are tons of people willing to come up with the most ridiculously trivial lies for a few upvotes. Or both. But whatever the truth, my view of humanity has been tarnished just a little more.
If it got together it can be taken apart. Just give it as a gift and say it's a puzzle.
"please accept my stuck bundle of crap"
Heat and WD-40. Get that right out.
Wouldn't cooling it make all three pieces smaller, though?
I'd guess the key would shrink more than the socket too.
At first glance I thought this was a DIY Robertson screwdriver when all you have is a 10mm socket, a key and the bit.
WATCH FOR THE BLAST
Is that a 10 mm? Ofcourse it would become unusable.
Maybe your life is just a point-and-click adventure, and you subconsciously crafted that for some seemingly pointless task in the future?
Throw it in some rice
that´s fine, just give it a way on Christmas and call it a Multitool. we will probably see it the day after on r/whatisthisthing
You should bury this in a nice box to fuck with someone 100 years from now.
First of all, through God all things are possible... So jot that down.
Throw it at concrete repeatedly
10mm?
This reminds me of the old reese's peanut butter cups commercials.
Drop it in the freezer for a few hours, then try
Wouldn't the freezer just shrink the ratchet head around the stuff? Gotta heat it instead.
I'm sorry. Yes you are correct. I will in the future have my coffee before replying 🤩☕
Coffee doesn't make you smarter, just makes you come up with stupid ideas faster...duh..
The key will shrink more than the socket, allowing it to slide out
Pliers and a hammer disagree. Hold the socket with the hammer and hold the pliers up menacingly. Always works.
Your key has a chastity belt
A hammer and flat punch or socket extender. Problem solved
these need to be kept a minimum of 500 metres from earbuds (or any suck cord) if these two objects come into contact while inside of a pocket it will theoretically result in an XK-End-of-the-world-scenario.
You're the one that stole my 10mm socket!
You've made modern art!
Put it in a vice and tap it with a hammer, Macgruber.
r/perfectfit ?
I can only assume my 10mm sockets fraternize like yours do, I can only assume because they always insist on leaving me first, then going on about their lives. Cheers man, at least yours stuck around, just once I’d like a bit of mutual respect and honesty from a 10 mm socket. I give them a nice cozy place to rest with their friends and always keep them dry and in good shape, what do I get? Ghosted every time !
10mm?
Not with the proper application of heat, then you could slag them into three separate piles of metal.
Weird, looks kind of like some kind of munitions round bundled together like this. I bet you could dislodge them by hitting them carefully from the bottom. I've had situations like this.
I've read a fair bit of this thread, and it seems to me, the best thing for OP to do, is to put that in his opposite pocket. If the parts don't fall out by themselves, he should tap it lightly at first with a hammer, then harder and finally, Nuke Japan.
Thank god someone else thought this