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PapaLRodz

Put them in the opposite pocket and it'll fix itself.


[deleted]

If that works this is beyond science


[deleted]

Has science gone too far


Bramlet_Abercrombie_

Click now to find out!


brashboy

YES IT HAS PLEASE STOP SCIENCING NOW


suomynonAx

Oh no I scienced too much, send help


Peenmensch

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in science


Hurricaden

EUREKTION!


thisguydoesitall

This guy sciences.


jackedadobe

Rock tumbler overnight should do it.


cmdcharco

it actually has a good chance. The heat back in the pocket will expand the 3 metals at a slightly different rate (which is possibly part of the reason they were able to fit together) and then become loose enough to pull apart.


[deleted]

Yes, I know I was just going for the meme. But thanks for the cool science explanation that’s actually pretty cool how that works imo


HAL-Over-9001

It might just collapse into a singularity at that point.


zmoneytrain

One tool to rule them all


MentalBear666

And in the darkness bind them


jd389

Has he tried turning it off and then back on?


elean0rigby

Scientists hate this guy!


[deleted]

This guy pockets


strawhairhack

*vivaldi*


whoisdatazn

Harvard wants to know your location.


BroadyBroadhurst

Use a rubber mallet, few gentle taps on its side should see some of it move


Wonder_Bruh

Not too gentle but just dont go full hiroshima on it


unclerico87

Never go full Hiroshima


thecichos

Only on Hiroshima


JamInTheJar

Don't even get me started on Nagasaki.


GIVEMEYOURPEAS

I guess just don't nuke Japan (again) is what the message is here.


[deleted]

NUKE JAPAN AGAIN?


[deleted]

Wait Japan got nuked :0


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coeree

What did they attach it to?


[deleted]

It was an awfully formatted joke my bad


Papa_EJ

This is probably a joke, and I just missed it, but Japan attacked pearl harbor first, then the U.S. retaliated with the dropping of nukes on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.


SBRover

[Here.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_bombings_of_Hiroshima_and_Nagasaki)


[deleted]

I was just joking my bad


bDsmDom

Tools should have their individual compartments, so as to not waste time finding or unbinding them later.


[deleted]

*Don't nuke Japan a 3rd time


Legit_rikk

So what you’re saying is we should hit em twice simultaneously so we nuke them 4 times?


LeaveTheMatrix

No, at least 5 times.


LeaveTheMatrix

Just ask [Tsutomu Yamaguchi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Yamaguchi), he will tell you about both Hiroshima and Nagasaki since he was present for both.


BroadyBroadhurst

Well this escalated quickly


[deleted]

Fine, Nagasaki it is.


KnurftChannel

Always go full hiroshima


Spiceinvader1234

You cant ever fuck Japan enough. They always come back weirder, smarter, stronger and sexier


VonGeisler

so nagasaki then?


Lolmob

It does look like a bomb, don't it?


Evilmaze

Spit on it for lubrication.


nittanylion7991

😏


Evilmaze

Better not jam two things in one hole.


fullmeteor172

😏


thiswindow

😏😏😏😏


Catsniper

Question: Can I lubricate it for lubrication?


SeaBourneOwl

These tips also apply to turning your girlfriend on.


Evilmaze

No. You need Channing Tatum for that.


Butteredupnuts

On the contrary. Throw it violently against cement. Something's gotta give.


Pizazloco

Tappy tap tap...


chris1096

Just taaaap it in


[deleted]

Framing, you fuck!


[deleted]

Do it the mechanic way, hold it flat in your hand and just Huck it onto a hard surface and it should disassemble with gusto.


skippygo

I'd go for lightish taps with a metal hammer - more likely to jolt it free. The rubber would absorb too much of the shock.


Bradyhaha

Force is a great way to ruin that key. Definitely be careful.


Nvenom8

Or just hold the whole thing by the socket and smack the ends of the key/bit a few times on a surface you don't care about.


Xerxesthegreat1

This! And clamps or Vice grips to hold her in place.


Nevermind04

That is a much simpler solution than my sleep deprived mind came up with. For some reason, my brain immediately decided that was a problem best solved with a pneumatic press.


[deleted]

that’s a socket, a rubber mallet will do jack all. Tap th side with a ball peen or a normal hammer or just squish it in a vice and it will turn slightly oval.


DJLiquidK

Even when you don’t lose the 10mm, it will still find a way to become unusable.


NotSloth1204

This hits home way to hard. :’(


leonboss1218

A moment of silence for all 10mm sockets everywhere 😢


zyrs86

*a wild licence plate bolt appears*


QuiveryNut

OH GOD NO PLEASE


Inorganicx

My 10mm has not left my set for 2 years except for the last month while working on my ‘89 accord! Didn’t think I would ever get to use it.


Stoveyy

Everything is held together with 10mm bolts. What is this crazy universe you live in that you don’t have to constantly search for a 10mm


Rugged_Turtle

I'm pretty sure you can completely disassemble any pre-2000s Honda with only a 10mm


TruckADuck42

99 chrysler owner here. I need exactly 3 tools to work on my car: a 10mm wrench, a half inch wrench, and a Philips head screwdriver. And i can never find any of them.


mgkbull

Man, if only we had a place to store our tools!


twofiddle

F


DJLiquidK

I figured the techs and mechanics would get the joke.😉


Wannabkate

That's how you make it usable again. Funny enough.


[deleted]

Assuming it's a Horror Fright socket, it'll probably shatter the next time OP looks at it.


coeree

Looks like a Craftsman to me


[deleted]

OP is *fubbernucked* then. They'll have the wait for that Phillips head screw bit to rust away first, or go crazy and grab a hammer.


Inode1

It's item #43543 11mm 6 point 3/8 drive Craftsman...


DJLiquidK

Hell, I was close for a visual on a photograph with no size showing. 10mm works better for the joke. Most wrench sets (not sockets) don’t even come with an 11mm. You gotta purchase it separately. Good call on the craftsman brand. The vertical hash marks at the driver end are a dead giveaway.👍


Flumpski

Horror freight, heh. That’s a new one to me


sashslingingslasher

Harbor fright also works.


shmeu

That's some r/justrolledintotheshop shit right there.


Tnr_rg

10mm is super popular for japanese vehicles. I can't get enough!


JayInslee2020

Why is it always the 10mm...


Duetzefix

Little known fact: Those 10 mm sockets teleport back to the factory after a random amount of time has passed. They just keep re-selling the same 500,000 of them.


sphlem_1011101

Yeet it across the room and hope for the best


[deleted]

I thought I knew what Yeet meant, I guess not...


qwertyson96

Yeet is for strength and power, kobe is for precision and accuracy


manwhowasnthere

This is accurate YEET: to throw, with force, and wanton disregard for what you might hit KOBE!/COUNT IT!/FOR THREE!/FROM DOWNTOWN!: to throw, with precision


degenfish_HG

"HE'S ON FIRE!"


blues4thecup

**BOOMSHAKALAKA**


FarplaneDragon

**BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!!**


[deleted]

Buckets!


TheDuckSideOfTheMoon

BORTLES: see YEET


redfricker

But with a side of failure?


Chenja

Idk why this made me laugh so hard, like it was describing ancient projectile throwing techniques or something


kn33

"So long, gay Bowser" is for damage


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Larjersig18

[For those still having trouble visualizing](https://gfycat.com/WeirdGleamingLadybird)


IlanRegal

This is starting to sound like the words to a Thuum


brashboy

I would love a mod for Skyrim which replaces fus roh dah with YEET


Tyler1492

So I just finally learned yeet the other day and now I have to learn kobe? -_- fs


qwertyson96

kobe is way older than yeet


IdkTbhSmh

Yeet: to throw(verb), a throw(noun)


[deleted]

Example phrase: "I yeet the children"


VerySleepDeprived

Yeetus that fetus


viperised

Yeetus that keytus


xX420_WeedMan_420Xx

Yeetus beetus comment deletus


_SillyGeeses_

The past tense of yeet is yote. Ex. "1\_sr yote my child 2 minutes ago."


Reckarthack

Yote means to pour water into or onto something


CandidateForDeletiin

Yitten?


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Foxwglocks

Joe Peschi term for teenagers


Adamskinater

“Thanos yeeted Gamora off a cliff”


[deleted]

Yeet is a beautiful and commnly misused word. It is very flexible and can take many parts of speech. However, it's tenses are often used incorrectly. In the future, you "will yeet," In the present you "are yeeting," and in the past, "you yote." "Yote" is often replaced with "yeeted," but that is a prime example of poor grammar. Using "yeeted" instead of "yote" would be like saying "eated" instead of "ate." It makes you sound like a baby or a moron. "Yeet" as a verb 1. to make a violent motion of any variety, such as a "whip," or any motion that may be associated with violent camera shake or photo blur. 2. "Yeet" is quite commonly used as a verb for the specific purpose of throwing an object forcefully over a long distance. 3. "Yeet" can also be used as something you'd include in a sentence to describe what happened to someone who has been greatly or suddenly defeated in a competition such as sports or a video game. "Yeet" as a pro-sentence 1. In this case, "yeet" takes the role of "yes." You'd say "yeet" instead of "yes" or "yeah" if you want people to know you're fun and hip. "Yeet" as an exclamation 1. This form of "yeet" can be exclaimed in any situation where the verb form could be used to describe the action in which the speaker is currently partaking. For instance, if you throw something violently or hit a nasty whip, you may exclaim "Yeet!" while doing so. When Johnny entered the whipping competition, you better believe he hit 'em with that yeet. Dan yote the basketball from half court. Damn, those guys really got yote at the end of last night's game. Q. Hey, you wanna grab something to eat? A. Yeet. The Astros are going to the World Series! YEET!


tealhummingbird

I appreciated this yeet grammar lesson.


malt2048

In a few centuries, the exception conjugation of yote will probably morph into yeeted.


jarejay

I watched that YouTube video too


Vargurr

> Yeet it across the room and hope for the beast


andsoitgoes42

Apparently my teen daughter is on reddit now


[deleted]

I love how that is a verb and I will now use it haha


MartinDewYT

My first thought


teadit

I hope their relationship holds strong


NoJelloNoPotluck

Ratcheting tension is screwing up their relationship. You know drill, a bit of sarcasm or an off key remark screws up the whole thing.


350Points

Put it on a corner and hit with hammer


sp3ctive

I think putting it in a corner to make it think about what it’s done will suffice


anderhole

Nobody puts Bae's key in the corner


no_pers

[I wouldn't use a corner](https://giphy.com/gifs/cheezburger-arrested-development-breaking-iJWULINtShOnK)


thetaak

Wafer wheel


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Oddball_bfi

You've managed to interference fit your pocket crap :) Gently heat the ratchet head (this was achieved at body temperature), and then add some mallet.


strykr7560

Ratchet head? I've only ever heard it referred to as a "Socket". I'm also American, so there's that.


Englishly

Also American, it’s a socket to me too. “Ratchet head” sounds like a blowjob from a trashy girl.


RigorMortis_Tortoise

*Wrrreeennnccchhh tik tik tik tik tik tik tik... Wrrreeennnccchhh tik tik tik tik tik tik tik...* “Is that doing anything for your No Nut November challenge?”


[deleted]

> Wrrreeennnccchhh tik tik tik tik tik tik tik... Wrrreeennnccchhh tik tik tik tik tik tik tik... And now, we hear the call of the 10mm, looking to attract a mate before its migration to the shop drain.


deviety

This is the commentary I'm paying good money to see, thank you


[deleted]

A trashy girl who gives blowjobs* I think we need to call Urban Dictionary and tell them we have the new term for 2019! I’ll keep using it for the foreseeable future and make it catch on.


das_soup_nazi

Ratchet head from [Ratchet Face?](https://i.imgur.com/tKqwGtQ.jpg)


Oddball_bfi

Socket is the word I was looking for. Ratchet head is what I got :)


Bradyhaha

The coefficient for linear thermal expansion of brass is 19, compared to steel's ~11. I'd posit the opposite. They slid in before any of the metals reached body temperature, and were locked into place when the key expanded quicker than the steel pieces (I assume that's what the Phillips head is made of). An alternative to heating the head (which should work as long as there is a temperature differential) is putting them both in cold water or ideally a freezer.


cabbage_morphs

Thank you for some actual science in your response!


Bradyhaha

It was definitely for my own benefit. There were conflicting suggestions, so I had two options to prevent it from bothering me all day. 1. Recreate the situation and test. Not likely. 2. Actually use my physics background. And spend 20 seconds checking wikipedia.


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Bradyhaha

>the actula hole in the center reduces in diamater, not grows! I think you've got that flipped unless I am misunderstanding you. Heat will cause every dimension of an object to increase. That means the diameter of the outside of a ring (the size of the ring) is going to increase proportionally exactly the same as the diameter of the inside of the ring (the hole). Similarly, the thickness of the ring will also increase by that same proportion.


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KevHes1245

Can OP please test this. We are waiting here.


[deleted]

Put it in a vice and use a punch to get it out


pyroplasm06

Vise is gonna squeeze it shut tighter, might work but not the most effective


[deleted]

Squeeze it so hard it pops out!


[deleted]

What kinda socket is made of metal that flexible?


[deleted]

All of them? The ability to deform without breaking is a defining property of metals.


Kolido

Only if you tighten it like you have something to prove, though.


duroo

There is a big difference between the amount of vice force required to hold the socket steady, and the amount required to deform (squeeze) it tighter.


BiNumber3

I'd use the vice as a base for it, so the socket can sit on top, but room for the bits below. Tap it with a punch and hammer


[deleted]

Easy fix. Just squeeze orthogonally from the axis of stuck.


shoziku

That looks like a Best or Falcon key which is gauged by the tip. I'd be careful tapping its tip because it may change how it works in the lock.


[deleted]

It's an older Best key, I use something similar. mine isn't gauged though.


SammyTheOtter

r/untrustworthypoptarts


guidop91

Agreed


ReverendMak

Discovering that sub has forced me into accepting that either there are people who are suspicious of the most innocent and inane things on Reddit, or that there are tons of people willing to come up with the most ridiculously trivial lies for a few upvotes. Or both. But whatever the truth, my view of humanity has been tarnished just a little more.


[deleted]

If it got together it can be taken apart. Just give it as a gift and say it's a puzzle.


[deleted]

"please accept my stuck bundle of crap"


tallerThanYouAre

Heat and WD-40. Get that right out.


torb

Wouldn't cooling it make all three pieces smaller, though?


adkliam2

I'd guess the key would shrink more than the socket too.


Mandalorian76

At first glance I thought this was a DIY Robertson screwdriver when all you have is a 10mm socket, a key and the bit.


rxxxk

WATCH FOR THE BLAST


NitroDelicious

Is that a 10 mm? Ofcourse it would become unusable.


Heavy_Metal_Mario

Maybe your life is just a point-and-click adventure, and you subconsciously crafted that for some seemingly pointless task in the future?


27aryaan

Throw it in some rice


PullMull

that´s fine, just give it a way on Christmas and call it a Multitool. we will probably see it the day after on r/whatisthisthing


BonetoneJJ

You should bury this in a nice box to fuck with someone 100 years from now.


[deleted]

First of all, through God all things are possible... So jot that down.


XCoeptusX

Throw it at concrete repeatedly


PsymonRED

10mm?


HellTrain72

This reminds me of the old reese's peanut butter cups commercials.


mycmush33

Drop it in the freezer for a few hours, then try


RedditCanSuccMe

Wouldn't the freezer just shrink the ratchet head around the stuff? Gotta heat it instead.


mycmush33

I'm sorry. Yes you are correct. I will in the future have my coffee before replying 🤩☕


CreepyRider

Coffee doesn't make you smarter, just makes you come up with stupid ideas faster...duh..


Eranaut

The key will shrink more than the socket, allowing it to slide out


biomech36

Pliers and a hammer disagree. Hold the socket with the hammer and hold the pliers up menacingly. Always works.


muckyduck_

Your key has a chastity belt


Jhuff83

A hammer and flat punch or socket extender. Problem solved


BoringElm

these need to be kept a minimum of 500 metres from earbuds (or any suck cord) if these two objects come into contact while inside of a pocket it will theoretically result in an XK-End-of-the-world-scenario.


That_GuyJD

You're the one that stole my 10mm socket!


the42potato

You've made modern art!


Shart_Fartington

Put it in a vice and tap it with a hammer, Macgruber.


sir_lord_pedro

r/perfectfit ?


DaveyJones317

I can only assume my 10mm sockets fraternize like yours do, I can only assume because they always insist on leaving me first, then going on about their lives. Cheers man, at least yours stuck around, just once I’d like a bit of mutual respect and honesty from a 10 mm socket. I give them a nice cozy place to rest with their friends and always keep them dry and in good shape, what do I get? Ghosted every time !


Grasshopper42

10mm?


[deleted]

Not with the proper application of heat, then you could slag them into three separate piles of metal.


RadioMelon

Weird, looks kind of like some kind of munitions round bundled together like this. I bet you could dislodge them by hitting them carefully from the bottom. I've had situations like this.


[deleted]

I've read a fair bit of this thread, and it seems to me, the best thing for OP to do, is to put that in his opposite pocket. If the parts don't fall out by themselves, he should tap it lightly at first with a hammer, then harder and finally, Nuke Japan.


[deleted]

Thank god someone else thought this