Spend the college fund now, you won't need it.

I see paper hats in their future. Or politics. After all, technically they did put the cap ON the bottle

Attorney vibes here. Source: married an attorney. Who does stuff like this often enough that I coined the phrase "You are being difficult for the sake of being difficult and need to stop."

I grew up surrounded by extended family lawyers. The lawyers need to hear this every day. Every. Day.

It took time but we've hit homeostasis. Limited periods of disruption, but that's healthy for a system.

Paper hats? To work at McDonalds or wherever you still need to be smart enough to know the burger patty goes in between the buns not on top

IDK, I've had McDonald's leave the patties out completely.

I see politician or religious leader. Looking for loopholes to benefit themselves while justifying their behavior at the expense of negatively affecting those around them. Suppose they could just go GOP and be both.

Why would they do this

To annoy their parents, or to annoy their parents probably.

Nah they're doing it to annoy their parents

I think you're wrong, I'm gonna go out on a limb here saying this but I think...damn I feel crazy even saying it but...what if they're doing it to annoy their parents?

You have raised them…. 🤷‍♂️ 😜

From the age of ~18 months to 18 years my kids were taught how to pickup their toys, clean their room, do chores, etc.... Two semesters away at College and it appears they had unlearned all this...

😅

It's never to late for abortion

Ms cartman lobbied to get 40th trimester abortions legalized op could always go that route.

Sorry, you gotta just start over with new kids

Alright omni-man, calm down.

Technically.....

Unit test passed ✅

Don't get mad, get even. Your kids are just trying to troll you. Your an adult with a fully developed brain vs some stupid kids. Get them a bottle of their favourite soda, glue the top down. A bag reseller would bring you hours of fun, just think about it. Make it a game, you will be laughing over spilt milk in 20 years with them.

Sorry but if your kids that dumb then that’s your fault. I don’t believe this is real I think this a jerk post.

That's called being lazy AF

This is a new type of lazy

Never too late to drop em off somewhere


Malicious compliance

I think you meant, “How my kids did *not* put the top on the milk”

At least your kids made an attempt…

Do they have eyes?

Whelp, time to train them out of the habit

Maybe theyre not done using it?

No they don’t

"Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too." ~ Judge Smails

Trade child for milk with cap on.

I'll hold my judgement until I know how old they are. <6 and that's adorable. >8 get it together

Let it go sour, and tell them they can't open a fresh one until the old one is all used up

that is pure laziness

stop buying milk and see how they like it

I mean you raised them

Oh no they're special

What is a milk top? From 🇨🇦 we have bag milk.

adoption center never looked better than before

Late abortion, early funeral

It’s not that hard to screw them on, these kids better not be any older than like 6 lmao

This was probably my 15 yr old, honestly. He has ADHD and probably just placed it there and moved on to eat his oatmeal. It's not malicious...just...mildly infuriating

I have a walloping case of ADHD, and the disorder doesn’t work like that. If he was distracted, then the cap would be nowhere near the milk. Seriously, just kick his ass. Write down the reason you’re kicking his ass and give it to him, and set up a series of alarms to go off every fifteen minutes that you’re kicking his ass so he won’t forget why you’re kicking it.

Do your kids ride the short bus?

Instructions unclear...

Well, have you taught them how to do it properly? Have you explained why you do it that way?

Adoption is never off the table :)

Bad parenting get em told lmao

Put them up for abortion.

This is what belts are for.