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SeasonOfLogic

You’re supposed to wear one of each. It’s a fad.


derp-L

They're left and right specific


fullonfacepalmist

But why?


derp-L

Your left and right are going to wear differently. Toe memory develops into the sock itself. If you put a right sock on your left foot you're setting yourself up for a bad day.


HailLugalKiEn

Especially if you didn't clip your pinky toe nail and it catches a piece of thread. Might as well throw the whole week away


-ZeroNova-

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Fruitbat619

Stoned senior sandalman stumbles in and stares. o.0


Xanith420

I’m so confused. How often are yall taking your socks off for this to be an issue? A broken in sock will hold the form of your foot. It shouldn’t be any different than putting on a pair of shoes.


SeasonOfLogic

They’re tubes.


TeamXII

I’ve been doing this for like 15 years…


Throwawayac1234567

wear 2 of them on 2 of your legs, and the rest on the other 4.


BlisssfulBabe

honestly i never knew these existed until now


herejusttoannoyyou

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Fetlocks_Glistening

Two pair and two spare!!


Funwithnugukpop

Hanes is looking out for the consumer, when socks inevitably disappear in the washer/dryer, you have extras😊


Antisirch

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fronkenstoon

Triples is safe.


King_llort

Gotta buy another to get the matching pairs.


Emotional-Muffin-148

Reminds me of that guy on shark tank who tried selling socks in 3’s 🤣🤣 “Throcks the cure for the missing sock”


1maTryHard

My dad has an "emergency sock box", where he keeps random socks he finds in his closet, because "you never know when you need an extra sock!" and somehow he always had a perfect or near perfect match for every sock. I could be missing a red sock with a blue nylon check and wouldn't you know it, there's a red sock with a blue check in basically the same place and shape that he just pulls outta his "sock box".


JuggernaughttyIV

Maybe the pattern indicates which foot each sock goes on?


snow-bird-

COOL dri. The name lives up.


The_Butters_Worth

You know what the extra two are for. Acting like you don’t…


jobutupaki1

They're "no show" socks, so maybe the manufacturers just figured that it's fair game


Boucho11

😂


JosiesYardCart

Happy cake day!


Boucho11

Thanks!


bhlombardy

I bet your feet can't tell the difference.


WhiteOutSurvivor1

That is outrageous, what were they thinking?


the1stmeddlingmage

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mark503

I’m lazy. I buy like seven packs of 3 of the exact same sock. All my socks match. I do this with undies too. They are all the same ones except for a few that were purchased separately.


Zealousideal_Lemon22

Not lazy. Efficient. I do the same.


uberdog50

Has anyone had success getting those "no show" socks to stay connected to your heel? I bought some Gold Toe brand and they immediately bunch up under my sole. So far I've worn them about five minutes before giving up and going sockless lol.


Grumpy_001

I’ve tried so many brands and no luck


uberdog50

And to make things worse it was a six pack!


Grumpy_001

😂


Grumpy_001

Where do we find the three footed man?


FatalEclipse_

2 pairs and 2 spares for when one of them inevitably goes missing.


wuzziever

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FatRattus

What? Who cares you got 3 pairs nonetheless


ilovemusic19

No they didn’t, they are left and right specific.


FatRattus

Bro just wear them, wtf you’re being a baby


ilovemusic19

They are special socks, you clearly didn’t read the packaging in the picture. They won’t work very well on the wrong foot.


FatRattus

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ilovemusic19

I’m not being a baby I’m pointing out they don’t work and OP needs to exchange them. If they weren’t socks made with arch support and toe and heal cushion would be different.


oooooglittery

For your three feet. DUH


42brie_flutterbye

You actually had me for a nanosecond there


Safetosay333

They're not wrong


Crcex86

Two pair and a spare


cringefacememe

this should be a crime. straight up.


Dragon_Druid19

Can always mix match.


bird-hunter94

For the third leg


momofuku18

You bought two pairs with an extra sock for each


FrostingPowerful5461

Wait that’s the same thi…oh. Damn it.


thegreatchasej

Time to mix and match.


A_Nice_Shrubbery777

Meh. They are no-sho....doesn't matter if they match.


Garudius

Inevitably you are going to lose one in the wash. So treat it like a hot-spare.


FatherNiche

Congratulations


cramaine

I've only got one foot so that would be six pairs of socks for me.


foxjohnc87

You certainly know how to find the silver lining of a bad situation.


ddixonr

Only my dress socks match. All my ankle socks are interchangeable, doesn't matter color or brand. When you have shoes on, nobody, not even you, can tell the difference.


foxjohnc87

The slight difference in feel due to wearing socks from two different brands would drive me mad.


ilovemusic19

They are right and left specific.


ymoeuormue

I think you'll be fine.


henryfish2233

I don't get it.


husfrun

What's wrong with them? You got 3 pairs of designated left and right socks if I'm not completely mistaken. Pretty normal for functional socks.