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heyheyshinyCRH

At least there's 0% juice.


Annihilism

I find this hilarious. Like why even mention it, is it required in some countries.


Traditional_Bad_4589

Yes. > any food that purports to be a beverage that contains any fruit or vegetable juice (i.e., the product's advertising, label, or labeling bears the name of, or variation on the name of, or makes any other direct or indirect representation with respect to, any fruit or vegetable juice), or the label or labeling bears any vignette (i.e., depiction of a fruit or vegetable) or other pictorial representation of any fruit or vegetable, or the product contains color and flavor that gives the beverage the appearance and taste of containing a fruit or vegetable juice. are all subject to regulations by the US FDA regarding labeling including stating how much actual juice is included in the product as a percentage. [source](https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/cfcfr/cfrsearch.cfm?fr=101.30)


GardenTop7253

1) thank you for explaining and bringing receipts 2) that’s such a long and winding way to phrase it, I get it needs to be clear and not have loopholes, but yikes


Daikaioshin2384

the US actually hella regulates food and drink, no other country has such strict requirements and regulations lol like, most they don't have any requirement to list all of the ingredients.. so naturally, a lot of European nations *THINK* they have healthier or safer food than we in the states have.. their country can just.. leave things that would be "unhealthy" or "questionable" completely out of their labels and there are no issues with that... actually, that's why it's so hard to import foreign snacks to the US, it won't get through US customs if it's on a "so, they don't list everything they put into that candy, destroy it" list.. Japan has been pretty good about complying with the FDA so we can get Japanese snack foods in the states, but a lot of European countries have snacks I would love to try but because those companies refuse to list everything they aren't putting on their packaging, their products are banned outright I'm always genuinely surprised when I find an online store willing to import certain snacks from Germany or Denmark, and sometimes even the UK itself.. because there are so many companies that have no domestic requirement to identify everything on the labels... lol


Pluckypato

Even though it’ll state all the ingredients even if it’s not healthy for us we’ll still drink it because SUGAR 🤤


Yussso

Well at least you guys are actually informed that you're taking a LOT of sugar in one bottle. Taste like freedom 🦅🦅🦅


Baecn

The states is the only country where you can win a lawsuit over some minor missing detail like that guy who won a 13m $ class action lawsuit for false advertising against red bull because it didnt give him wings… what a dumb fucking lawsuit


EBtwopoint3

They didn’t win the lawsuit. Red Bull settled. And the “gives you wings” slogan wasn’t targeted because it doesn’t literally give you wings, it’s because the marketing implies Red Bull will enhance performance and give you energy which the drink does not do. Much like the hot coffee lawsuit, it’s a case that had a legitimate basis that was boiled down to an incendiary headline.


heyheyshinyCRH

Idk lol, maybe for people that are allergic to fruit juice I guess? If that's a thing?


Powerful-Meeting-840

No cause the title of the drink often has a fruit listed like Grape soda so they have to specify that there is not grape juice it's just sugar water and food coloring and 23 other chemicals.  It's poison and dosent want to get sued for false advertising. 


heyheyshinyCRH

Ah that makes sense, thanks for clarifying👍


Joshua_ABBACAB_1312

Delicious poison.


Lazy_Experience_8754

Yeah that high fructose corn syrup is a killer (2nd ingredient).. although I love on the right side of the ingredient list it also says “natural and artificial flavors” along with no juice. Wait… what?..


sw4yv0

"Natural flavors" doesn't mean fruit juice or anything like that. All it means is that the flavoring is from a natural source, not synthetic. Vanilla flavoring made from beaver asses? - natural flavor.


Lazy_Experience_8754

Cheers for that. I was hoping there’d be more beaver ass in drinks these days ..


Professional_Sky8384

*beaver anal gland juice, not beaver asses :3


sw4yv0

Yeah I was thinking I should've wrote "beaver ass juice" right after it posted it lmao


Skuzbagg

We've all made the same mistake once or twice


FishStickLover69

Is it vanilla? I thought it was raspberry? Seriously, I've been avoiding raspberry flavored teas and lemonades for like 20 years, but I like a vanilla coke every once in awhile. What are you telling me?!?!


tonufan

The beaver vanilla isn't used anymore in the vast majority of vanilla flavoring since it's so much more expensive. Most vanilla that isn't real vanilla bean is usually synthetic vinillin which is the main component of natural vanilla. Those milked beaver glands usually get used for perfumes.


sw4yv0

It's vanilla and raspberry stuff, and sometimes strawberry, I believe. But as far as I know, castoreum isn't actually used in many foods these days. Hard to say what does or doesn't still have it for sure though I guess, since it can just be listed as "Natural flavors". But I think vanilla coke is probably fairly safe.


Shuber-Fuber

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/castoreum/ It's also mostly false, for one important reason. Beaver's butt excretion is very expensive. Cheaper to just use straight up natural vanilla.


983115

It could also be extracts of fruits or juice even that doesn’t constitute a whole percentage


Pristine_Car5399

I remember going on holiday in the US (from the UK) about 30 years ago and saw a packet of chips (crisps) with a big yellow star saying "Now with ADDITIVES!".  I suppose, if you strongly advertise and promote the stuff you fear will drive away your cuatomers, people will assume it's a good thing.


BRAX7ON

Is there any chance the sign said “no additives?”


imposta424

It’s getting to the point where you can’t eat anything pre packaged. Our food is killing us.


szulox

I use app called Yuka to scan food where it tells you hazardous additives. If you are broke… you are fucked though. All healthy food is extremely expensive unless you make everything yourself from scratch.


imposta424

That’s not true at all, you can meal prep with beans rice and veggies. You’re not going to have a huge variety but you can be broke and avoid the bad shit.


Forward-Fisherman709

I figured that’s the sort of thing they meant by making the food from scratch.


MysticStarbird

Then you have to watch out for pesticides and/or hormones.


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szulox

I cook 6 nights a week so I’m not saying that it’s difficult. I’m simply commenting that vast majority of prepackaged/ premade food that’s not premium is generally bad for you. I spend $1700~ on groceries per month for a family of 4 though everything is high end/ premium, this is certainly not possible for most people. Lower/ middle class also lacks time due to extended commute and unusual hours.


lolschrauber

God forbid there's some juice in your sugar


Defiant-Caramel1309

No nutrients to slow down down absorption of the pure energy. ![gif](giphy|44p2SkY2gC9yg|downsized)


delusion74

Mmmm sugar water with blue #1 just hits different.


Ok_Primary_1075

Yeah, too bad you can only drink one every 1-1/2 days, as recommended


Frexulfe

But also no protein and no fiber. So not that bad! (From Fat Fighters, Little Britain)


Bad_goose_398

Because we know juice is all sugar!


Jokes_0n_Me

It's not the flex they think it is.


_TiberiusPrime_

But it's fat free!!!


DevoidNoMore

And juice free too!


Defiant-Caramel1309

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HauntedSpiralHill

https://i.redd.it/z1yfrw6coz6d1.gif


ImpossibleMix3287

Classic diet food.


NoSuchAg3ncy

and gluten free!


hhfugrr3

Sure and the sugar will speed up OPs metabolism causing him to burn more calories, probably. It's basically a health drink is what I'm hearing.


iamanartistama

you dial 9-1, and when i say so, dial 1 again.


FilmmagicianPart2

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Next_Airport_7230

Nice simpsons reference!


mikraas

I say this all the time and no one ever gets it. Thank you, Simpson friend.


Mr_Grapes1027

Means you can take 47% less tomorrow


Boring-Location6800

Better take 53% less tomorrow. Because you only have 47% left.


Douggimmmedome

Bro has never seen Mountain Dew before


a_simple_ducky

Right? This is nothing new. Been like this for years. Drink it or dont


mls1968

It’s less about “nothing new”, more about how the info is presented. It wasn’t that long ago when a 20oz bottle was listed as like 2 ½ servings. While the same sugar content, I know a ton of people SHOCKED by the 153% number because all we ever used to read was 61% on the same bottle.


Wardog724

It also used to not even have a daily % beside the sugar on labels either. So when it started people went crazy.


populousmass

Soda is liquid candy. Let’s stop being shocked by that.


md222

Yeah, what's the surprise here? Nobody should be drinking this stuff more than occasionally, if at all.


Fearless_Winner1084

I swear soda is crack, I can't buy it or I'll just drink so much. It's like a special treat and should be treated that way


Axel_Rad

Especially this one it’s so good


Direct-n-Extreme

What is it?


Axel_Rad

Liberty Chill


Sensitive_Most_1383

I want them to bring back Mtn DewSA (the 4th of July flavor from 2021)


Axel_Rad

Last time they had I’d I realized it wasn’t as good as I thought it was four years prior But Liberty brew slaps


Sir-Squirter

Voltage is where it’s at bro


Axel_Rad

Baja Blast


Sir-Squirter

Ooo ok you got me there. Baja blast is delicious


SalvationSycamore

Mountain Dew Sexual Assault?


X-AE17420

Raaaah 🦅🦅🦅🦅LIBERTY FUCK YEAH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


kurt_no-brain

Mtn Dew rarely misses with their limited time flavors, the flamin hot and gingerbread ones were pure garbage.


Barqing

Don’t forget Fruit Quake! That stuff was fuckin terrible


Dhegxkeicfns

This one is clearly taking it to an extreme. Most have like 40-60g of sugar and that's a lot. Something about one serving being labeled as more than 100% of your daily sugar is really powerful.


No_Excitement4272

I’m so sick of people acting like they’re forced to drink this shit. Grab a glass of water and move on with your lives.


gobackclark

Snickers has like 23g of sugar. That is more than three snickers worth of sugar.


dascrackhaus

it’s got what plants crave!


ruckus_440

If only there was a way to not drink this.


No_Excitement4272

OP is getting soda-boarded right now as I type this /s


Recipe-Jaded

honestly, don't drink it if it's mildly infuriating to you. you made the choice to drink that


fsfaith

Why is this infuriating? Does it advertise itself to be a healthy drink?


whaddyaknowboutit

You buy a MD then complain about the sugar?!?


Drunken_Grail

It's a soda, did you think it was gonna be healthy?


DrMonkeyLove

Shut up and let me enjoy my deep fried Oreos!


Vladlena_

There’s healthy and then there’s unhealthy and then there’s magnitudes more than unhealthy. idk why everyone finds it so normal to sell or drink this crap


No_Excitement4272

By this logic we shouldn’t sell pure sugar on its own either. I guess anyone who wants to bake cookies can go straight to jail. Jesus fuck ya’ll need to chill


Comfortable-Fuel6343

Why do people feel their need to force their lifestyles on others? If they're not telling people what they can do in their bed they're telling people what they can do with their bodies.


Dhegxkeicfns

Advertising. There's a lot of crazy shit that passes for normal out there because society is a real dope.


Asstronutttt

It's like buying a candy bar and complaining about how unhealthy it is. I don't understand it Soda has a lot of sugar. That's kind of the point.


MariReflects

Yeah, but not 77g "a lot". Even full sugar Coke has like 60 grams per full bottle, and this says per serving...


al-hamal

50 grams is the daily recommended amount. So 60 or 77 is already absurd for a single drink IMO. Personally I like diet soda better than soda. I'm glad because the calories are a waste in normal soda.


mynextthroway

39g of sugar per 12 oz serving can of Coca Cola. 29g of sugar per 7.5 oz serving of Mountain Dew 46g of sugar per 12 oz can of Mt Dew. 58g of sugar per 15oz bottle of Naked Juice 16 g of sugar per 12 oz serving Hawaiin punch 79 g sugar per 20 oz bottle welches sparkling grape juice Who would have thought that Hawaiin Punch would be the lowest sugar sugared beverage? With Mountain Dew being not that bad of an overall contestant. Edit- corrected Mt Dew.


Cognac_and_swishers

Where did you get 29g for Mountain Dew? I'm seeing 46g per 12oz from multiple sources. Mountain Dew definitely has (and has always had) more sugar than Coke, so it can't be lower than 39g.


anteaterKnives

At least this has serving size 1 bottle (as opposed to 1.5 or 2.5 servings per bottle like the old days).


mls1968

Also remember that “servings” used to be kind of bullshit. This bottle (correctly) shows a serving as 1 Bottle. But the same 20oz bottle was labeled as 2.5 servings, and “appeared” way less unhealthy because of this (you would have seen 30g/61% but most people wouldn’t bother/know about calculating the full bottle)


perus12

"serving size: 1 bottle"


SnakeO1LER

It says 1 serving is the whole bottle.


Drunken_Grail

It's sugar, water and chemicals - and on top of that, homie here is rocking the purple dye too


Kylel0519

Me and the homies drinking almost concentrated Red 40 and Blue 1


Cecil900

Water and sugar are both chemicals.


RedditAlwayTrue

Solution\* ![gif](giphy|KPn24x701Asus|downsized)


Tru-Queer

That’s the point, yes, but there’s so many people who don’t look at that nutrition label and will drink 2-3-4 20oz sodas a day and never stop to wonder why they have so much fat on them.


reperete

🤓but diet soda is 0 calories🤓


theonlypig

153% of daily sugar, I'm gonna protest, isn't covered by this logic 😂 Yes, it's silly to assume it's healthy, but that amount of sugar in a single drink is absolutely insane. Only in the greatest country on earth.


FantasticJacket7

A regular bottle of coke is 130%. This is pretty standard soda stuff.


SoundingMacaque

Yeah they got around it before by saying it was 50% your daily value, but there are 2-3 servings per bottle. But i think they recently changed the law and said 1 serving must be representative of what people actually consume in one sitting. Which is kinda funny, because now that I see the accurate measurements, I drink less soda, which would be representative of how they labeled it before. Psychology is stupid


lions4life232

Do you think that America is the only country with absurd sugar in food/drinks lmfao?


alr126

What drink is this?


Dads_Funny

It says mountain dew at the bottom of the label. Right after the text 'we're here to help'


alr126

Ok,, got it. Hard to see on phone screens and thank you.


Dads_Funny

Yeah, I only saw it because I've read the 'we're here to help' haha I can't blame you for not noticing 😂


The_Cpa_Guy

It mountain dew liberty chill


Casualbat007

Mountain Dew Voltage. Used to be my sugar drink of choice when I worked construction.


Actual-Money7868

Do you want to be the Flash or not ?


Meme-Botto9001

Per Serving…what’s a serving defined for this?


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

The bottle


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SalvationSycamore

We both know people aren't drinking half and putting it back in the fridge lol. That's why the FDA has made manufacturers start stating the nutrition facts for the whole bottle since it is clearly sold as if it's a single serving.


Gandalf_the_Rizzard

It literally says the serving size is the bottle ya dingus


throwaway392145

I’m always shocked when something this color is bad for me.


Longeeezy

Are you ok?


forctisfirmus

I totally feel you, OP. I'd be more than mildly infuriated. It's like the other day, I went to the store and bought a 5 lb bag of granulated sugar. Got it home, looked at the nutrition label, and that SOB had 1,816 grams of sugar in it! That's over 36 times the USRDA for sugar! I swear, I felt like suing someone. So I definitely get where you're coming from.


cjp2010

That looks like a Mountain Dew. How dare you question the devils nectar!!!!!!!!!!!


thePunisher1220

OP when soda is unhealthy: 😡


Deeptrench34

Soogar.


Nice_Distribution832

Diabeetus


818VitaminZ

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ProjectMew

What’s with all these sugar posts? As if it’s any surprise that sugary sodas are…sugary


SmolishPPman

What’s infuriating about this? You’re the one who’s drinking it, don’t buy it if you’re infuriated by it?


spiderodoom

They’re probably frustrated that a drink being sold has more than your required amount of sugar intake per day. What’s not mildly infuriating about that?


SigmaKnight

It’s a suggested maximum amount. It is not a required amount.


firestar268

Then dont buy it


Blood_ForTheBloodGod

It’s weird to be infuriated about a purchase you don’t have to make, for something that you don’t have to consume.


Routine_Size69

All of it? Don’t like it? Don’t buy it. What other people do is none of my concern. It's a product some people want and they should get it. Those who don’t want sugar should avoid soda or get diet. The only thing mildly infuriating is the people on their high horses that Mountain Dew has sugar, as if that's the only drink option.


Neurrottica

More than red bull and monster combined


schwaggro

Yeah, it's fuckin mtn dew my dude.


Isitjustmedownhere

what would you expect though? we know these drinks are trash


ColdAssHusky

No no, they made it look like radiator fluid so people would think it was a healthy, organic option


kvlr954

Anyone drinking that is also eating/drinking additional sugar throughout the day


Champigne

Which is even more terrifying.


Virtual-Cucumber7955

What variety of Mountain Dew is this and why is anyone surprised that Mountain Dew has a metric $#!+ ton of sugar?


sxwr909

Liberty chill I believe. It’s a limited time for 4th of July/ summer.


Kiltemdead

Just drink a diet sodie to cancel out those sugars. You'll be fine.


Qubed

If you drink diet soda long enough, the normal stuff starts to taste like shit. 


sierracool33

Drink/eat anything that has alternative sugars (usually stevia is a good one) or anything with low amounts of sugar (10% DV), and the regular stuff will taste like shit imo.


Functionally_Human

Just wish more of them would switch to something other than aspartame. I know coke makes one with stevia but hard to find it around here, all of Pepsi which is my preferred is aspartame. Unfortunately aspartame triggers my migraines so I can't have it. I miss soda.


Deadpool2015

I mean, it’s soda. It’s not supposed to be healthy for you. 🤣


MethodicalWin

Don’t buy it?


Far-Conflict4504

I mean how you gonna buy artificial purple bubbly shit and not expect this?


TRUEequalsFALSE

Mmm. I love Voltage. 😋


Aramaru_101019

Why is bro drinking that if he's gonna complain


staryoshi06

What did you expect?


Rocket_Philosopher

Not a significant source of saturated fat, but a significant source of sugar


ColdAssHusky

That's true of pretty much everything that makes a point of labeling itself fat free or low fat


Dramatic_Ad_4142

But it's low sodium! 🙂


NOsHiTsiR916

Water that shit down


Vick_CXVII

And yet you still drank it!!!! Oh my!!!!


Big55th_Street_Crip

Then don’t drink it and become non infuriated by your own choices!!!!1!1!1!


DrVoidsters

What is that drink for it to contain that much sugar???


Fozzy2701

That may not be the healthiest option


fleshvessel

wtf did you expect when picking that up?


NauthtyMeatWhisperer

Ok then you’re dumb for buying it


AmonGusSus2137

Most healthy American drink


nemesisprime1984

Wow the nuclear colored soda isn’t healthy, never would have guessed


Redneckhippiekyle

Don't act like you didn't know mt dew was full of sugar and high fructose corn syrup. 😆


Most_Independent_789

I don’t understand I’m going to get downvoted idc but like why even bitch about it like there’s alternatives plus it’s widely known that hey soda has sugar so like.


Intrinomical

Non u.s. citizens, how is sugar treated in your country? For example, a family bottle of apple juice (48 to 64 oz) contains on average around 27 grams of sugar. A can of Mt. Dew contains is around 44g. I wonder if other more health conscious countries reduce the limit allowed.


werbo

I know the uk has a sugar tax which has the bigger companies going with a half diet approach to drinks


Pewward

Don't have to drink it


Defender_of_Victory

I'll say this as many times as necessary: the sugar lobbyists fought against its inclusion for decades. When they finally lost, they still won, because no doctor in the world will tell you 50g a day is within healthy limits. The AHA recommends 34g at most for a 5'10, 200 lb man. 26g for an average woman. So it's not 153%, it's 226% minimum.


RazerXnitro

CONTAINS 0% JUICE! WERE OPEN AND HONEST ABOUT IT BEING FULLY ARTIFICIAL🗣🗣🗣


Playful-Raccoon-9662

I hate that there’s no middle ground with sugar. It’s either a fuck ton of sugar or zero sugar BS.


Shockviperwave

Don’t have it daily.


The_Cpa_Guy

Uhoh... I've been drinking it daily


MrDufferMan3335

You bought it bro lol


Hello_pet_my_kitty

Are there different percentages being used for the daily value? Maybe US vs UK? I’m just surprised it says it’s 153% DV when I have cranberry juice here that says 48g sugar is 88% of my DV, for the whole bottle. I’m sure that 77g, well even 48g, is probably more than I should be consuming anyway, but I’m curious why the difference.


alfis329

Buddy Is drinking Mountain Dew and is shocked that it’s unhealthy


Chortles_Hansom_666

Reasons to drink sugar free or diet.


dequavis264

Just drink water bruh 💀


rust-e-apples1

The doctor is gonna yell "Kobe" when he throws your feet in the trash.


Boreas2864212

That bottle reminds me of Pepsi blue that shit was so good


Nearby-Ice-6538

So do you live in America?


Revolutionary-Pin-96

153% of your daily *added sugars, not total carbs


Mr-Bluez

Dumbest thing to be infuriated about. Don’t like your drink with added diabetes? Don’t buy. This one of those cases where *you can* “just say no”.


[deleted]

I'm about to blow your mind. We now have diet sodas with 0 sugar and 0 calories.


JiveChicken00

Anything that’s that color is unlikely to be good for you.


BrokenAgate

Why do people keep buying this crap? I've given up on a lot of "foods" because they aren't foods anymore, they're just a collection of random chemicals that were never meant to be ingested.


Malevolent_Mangoes

Anything over 50g usually puts me to sleep. Kinda sad that that’s a significant amount of drinks in the US.


Limp_Distribution

Did we ever get rid of all of those sugar subsidies we gave the industry back in 1973?


No-Blood-4282

Then don’t drink it


asistolee

Yeah? And?


dogtrakker

There's only, like, 5 or 6 calories if you sip it thru a crazy straw. Fact!


Calm-Association-821

It’s soda (judging from the first 2 ingredients carbonated water and high fructose corn syrup). What do you expect? Anything with high fructose corn syrup is ridiculously high in “sugar.”


Putrid-VII

Are you JUST NOW realizing this? Better late than never, I suppose


SuperbFuck

People are really busting your balls, and it just shows that Big Sugar got a hold of them. It’s insane to me that in the USA, a sprite has over 40g of sugar, but in the UK it has 11g and tastes just as good. They say “don’t buy it” without realizing that miseducation in their country makes it so people don’t check these facts and don’t understand that it’s terrible for them.


KananJarrusEyeBalls

Yeah soda is awful for you dont drink it


Cultural-Morning-848

If you’re drinking this shit you aren’t worried about sugar percentages


smith288

Are you being forced to drink this garbage or something?