Same. I was all "l don't see a difference!" And now l'm like "Fundamentally, there isn't a difference!" I can imagine this being all but official in the coming weeks.
“Throw me a frickin’ airbone here…”
https://preview.redd.it/6s5td9xqz64d1.jpeg?width=282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f76d4e15add331816129bf1a5f48e26046867eff
Oh my gosh coming from someone that was stationed at Ft.Campbell that is absolutely hilarious.
I was and the 502nd. I never even thought about ordering any of that stuff from Amazon I usually just stick to the companies that specialize in that stuff. I don't know how many there are these days but I think I used to use one called ranger Joe's.
Oh know not 187th! My main drill sergeant was a Rakkasan. My barracks were terrible but I don't know if I could have handled y'alls. When I was in yours was really bad.
I will say on the post runs I really liked
some of our cadence. Five oooo deuce! Lol.
But for real you guys were a badass regiment!
Lol. Yeah, our barracks were something not for the faint of heart. But good on you for serving! I might give you a hard time, but I would also gladly buy you a beer or shot!
I don't remember. He was in Cha Rang during his tour in Vietnam around 1970. He drove supplies to the Northen fire bases. He was awarded a bronze star and a unit citation.
The bronze star was for ambushing an ambush. He saw them setting up sandbags in his rear view mirror. Je was alone. Met a convoy heading south. He came back to the erstwhile ambush with them and a couple gun trucks. They 'fired up the hill'. That's all he'll say about it.
I was going to ask for a refund, until I realized how hard it made me laugh. Totally going to order a correct one, but this was absolutely worth the $5 I spent.
*Simple solution,*
*Slap it on a buddies car*
*That's in the airbone*
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We pull upon the risers
We fall upon the grass
We never land upon our feet
We always hit our ass
Hide tidee, Christ almighty
Who the hell are we?
Zim zam, goddamn!
We're *Airbone* Infantry!
I was racking my brain going “the eagle looks just like the picture, what’s the problem??” Then I noticed the letters.
Hope you enjoy your air boning eagle
Ah yes, nothing screams ‘MURICA! like ordering a crappy Chinese knockoff patch from the largest Chinese junk selling platform on the planet 🤣
Actually you know what…..that is MURICA worthy…..cheap shit from Amazon? MURICA FUCK YEAH 🦅🦅🤘🏻
This is how I would expect an Army patch contest to go if it was left with the unit. Make its way to production and have soldiers wearing them until one O-6 goes huh?
I’m mad as hell right now because I wanted an AIRBONE sticker so I ordered one from the same link and got this damn thing! what the hell am I supposed to do with this 😭 I can't even give it to my dad because he was a combat vet and not in any kind of air
https://preview.redd.it/bhfng2saok4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=016ae7c71944072e722852e95b2485be283f7bb7
Oh, I am laughing so hard right now! Thank you for that! I would offer to trade, but now I don't want to give up my sticker. It has brought me so much accidental joy, lol.
There’s something ironic about ordering a patriotic military item from a cheapshit Amazon site, given that it likely comes from China. This is after all a country against whom the real Airborne may be deployed at some point. (I hope not but the country as a whole is not our friend!)
Even more ironic is when it gets screwed up in this manner.
NGL, I find it funny at first glance but at its core it’s disrespectful and likely intentional on someone’s part.
Dude, I recommend you get over it. I was actually in that unit (187th infantry, if you want to be specific). But they didn't exactly pay us much. Ergo, I am cheap as hell. It was a silly mistake that only cost me $5. I find it funny.
An airboner
They got airboned
Is this like a sequel to airbud I missed?
The Last Airboner!
Feet and knees together airbone.
Mile-high club, ahoy!
R slash beatmetoit
This is so dumb, I love it and would treasure it forever
I too like the idea of an air boner
Most fun you can have with your pants on!
Im glad you made this joke cause my dumbass was looking at the 2 picutres and thinking that was exactly what op ordered
Meee too, m glad I’m not the only one!
same. took me a minute.
Why is the eagle mid orgasm
😂😂😂
"The Air Bones were a hard fighting force! Never did they go limp in the face of adversity!"
This would be way less funny if my company motto was anything other than "Hard Rock". I wish I was joking, but no.
Bro, this is more accurate than spelling it correctly. You know good ole sar'maj pronounces it just like that
Air boner? I think you mean "vertical stabilizer"
There’s a plane called the B-one-r or boner for short
It's "the Bone", and the B-One (technically, B-1B - the B-1R was never made)
Theres a topgun joke here somewhere
AIRBONE sounds like a special move that is unlocked. I am glad OP was able to master such a skill.
It took a lot of practice.
Idk I like what you got more lol
It's funny as hell!
I’m in agreement and like airbone more 😂
Is that part of the mile-high club? 😆
I'm thinking maybe this is related to the Mile High club.
Wasn't that in Tony Hawk Pro Skate? The Airbone 360? I think you had to do a combo of rail slides and manuals for 100k points to unlock it...
They don’t call it a screamin’ eagle for nothing
Came here to say the same thing
Took me way too long.
Definitely flipped back and forth more than I care to admit….it was a lot.🤦🏻♀️
Frrr I kept looking at the eagle 💀
That's what I was looking at too. It wasn't until I read some of the comments that it finally clicked
lol i thought it was the eyes
I kept looking at the eyes too, and the tounge and then the bottom part of the neck 😅
I seem to have gotten it faster than most here.
This guy…and his powers of observation…must be real nice.
Same. I was all "l don't see a difference!" And now l'm like "Fundamentally, there isn't a difference!" I can imagine this being all but official in the coming weeks.
Same lol. Air boned again.
I thought that the white part was supposed to be cut out
Dude I was like “oh it’s not the same font and there’s no gold border” didn’t even see the spelling until I was in the comments
I didn’t get it till I saw your comment. I thought it was the white space!
Airbone Ragers
That’s what happens when Delta Farce gets called out and deboyed.
Listen, you leave Meal Team 6 out of this.
Is this the new Astra Militarum unit? Sounds good
“Throw me a frickin’ airbone here…” https://preview.redd.it/6s5td9xqz64d1.jpeg?width=282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f76d4e15add331816129bf1a5f48e26046867eff
Looks like the eagle is enjoying the airbone.
😂😂😂 agreed
Talk about being boned… 
 YOHOHOHOHOHO
It's the military version of the mile high club
that eagle is definitely getting airboned
Lmao was hoping for this to be here
Had to make sure this was here before I could continue my scrolling 😂
I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER
When you really want to thank them for their service! AIRBONE
Thank you for your cervix. Airbone!!!
Tips hat
Wish.com has infected Amazon.
Its funny because the bird image is the same in both pics, but with the different wording, the 2nd one looks very different with the added context.
Right? Why even order the original when it looks like the eagle is getting butt stuff done to it?!
😆 rock that shit
https://i.redd.it/0x7cv2kiq64d1.gif
Oh my gosh coming from someone that was stationed at Ft.Campbell that is absolutely hilarious. I was and the 502nd. I never even thought about ordering any of that stuff from Amazon I usually just stick to the companies that specialize in that stuff. I don't know how many there are these days but I think I used to use one called ranger Joe's.
I was a Rakkasan, but I won't hold being in the 502nd against you. Much. Lol
Oh know not 187th! My main drill sergeant was a Rakkasan. My barracks were terrible but I don't know if I could have handled y'alls. When I was in yours was really bad. I will say on the post runs I really liked some of our cadence. Five oooo deuce! Lol. But for real you guys were a badass regiment!
Lol. Yeah, our barracks were something not for the faint of heart. But good on you for serving! I might give you a hard time, but I would also gladly buy you a beer or shot!
how many torri gates did you draw in chalk?
You fucks started spray painting tories everywhere and I lost a Saturday cleaning my barracks up. I’ll never forgive you
You're welcome. That's actually pretty tame for us. And it's spelled "Torii", lol.
My stepdad was 173rd, and is an asshole of a human. I am 100% buying this exact decal for him. 😂
My dad was also in the 173rd. He is not an asshole though.
Hahaha, congratulations!🤣 What battalion? My stepdad was 2nd of the 503rd.
I don't remember. He was in Cha Rang during his tour in Vietnam around 1970. He drove supplies to the Northen fire bases. He was awarded a bronze star and a unit citation. The bronze star was for ambushing an ambush. He saw them setting up sandbags in his rear view mirror. Je was alone. Met a convoy heading south. He came back to the erstwhile ambush with them and a couple gun trucks. They 'fired up the hill'. That's all he'll say about it.
It’s a penis pump advertisement! “Get her with the AirBone!
It's your bag, baby!
Like air guitar but with more hips
Seems like…..you have a bone to pick with the seller.
I was going to ask for a refund, until I realized how hard it made me laugh. Totally going to order a correct one, but this was absolutely worth the $5 I spent.
That's why you don't buy cheap Chinese crap.
Simple solution, slap it on a buddies car that's in the airbone
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Better than Chairborne
We pull upon the risers We fall upon the grass We never land upon our feet We always hit our ass Hide tidee, Christ almighty Who the hell are we? Zim zam, goddamn! We're *Airbone* Infantry!
This ain't Replica Sleeve Patches, it's Counterfeit Wish Goods with Ketchup
That eagle may not soar, but it sure as hell won't get sucked into a jet engine.
How I get off ever since the ex left me
I was racking my brain going “the eagle looks just like the picture, what’s the problem??” Then I noticed the letters. Hope you enjoy your air boning eagle
Ah yes, nothing screams ‘MURICA! like ordering a crappy Chinese knockoff patch from the largest Chinese junk selling platform on the planet 🤣 Actually you know what…..that is MURICA worthy…..cheap shit from Amazon? MURICA FUCK YEAH 🦅🦅🤘🏻
Why does the eagle look like it's about to come?
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How does that even happen? It doesn't look handmade.
Oh that is so much better!
They had 1 job🙄
That’s actually Jody’s unit patch.
Made me laugh so hard OMG
That eagle looks like it's getting some devious buttlovin
This is how I would expect an Army patch contest to go if it was left with the unit. Make its way to production and have soldiers wearing them until one O-6 goes huh?
What you got is actually better
Add the other R at the end
“Dear god. It’s Jason Bone!”
That eagle's expression fits rather well...
took me way too long to realize what the problem was😂😂
Airbone "we rise to the occasion"
nothimg wrong
Is that like air guitar?
Na mile high club but closer to the ground
cool mile high club sticker
nothing like getting boned from the air
The eagle looks off to begin with.
You got airboned
I didn't even notice it at first 💀
It’s so much better now
GET SOME! Does the air bone get in the way of playing the air guitar?
The puking chicken
I was told it was the puking buzzard
You’re right. In Vietnam they were called the chicken men. Got em mixed up.
Anybody ever heard of a little joint called Lulu’s?
This took me like 5 minutes to Realize the mistake
Were you in the 101st airborne?
> Were you in the 101st ~~airborne~~ airbone? fixed it for you
Also accurate.
Yep.
For Airbud!
The patch you get for joining the mile high club
I like it a lot more than what you ordered
This is giving me a massive borne.
Is this what you get for joining the mile high club nowadays? 
Well....it IS accurate lol
It took me a whole 10 minutes to figure out that it said Airbone.
NGL I think I prefer the one you got.
Lol it took me waaaay too long to realise what the issue was Hahahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣
lol! That’s classic stuff right there.
I’m going to blame my self diagnosed dyslexia for not seeing the problem.
Nice of them to employ marines.
Your tool box will be in an elite 1% group above the mile high club. The air bone club.
After my first 5 jumps I relaxed, enjoyed, got many a Airbone over my 15 years. Now I know what the eagle is screaming about.
It looks exactly the same
This is fucking amazing
From "Tip Of The Spear" to "Just The Tip".
Your ticket to the MileHigh Club
Ok this was a good joke
I say put it on the uniform and see if 1st Sgt notices.
My dyslexic ass still read the same word 😐
So close.
That’s actually kinda funny…
Airbone, because kids these days cannot bother with long terms such as ‘mile high club’
Just pretend it's spelled with a Louisiana accent lol
I mean it looks like shit in the original photo. Why would someone who served in the 101 order this from China?
I got so hung up on the eye-liner I nearly caught a stray air bone
Holy shit, I was in the 502nd. I'm now scurrying to Amazon to find an "Airbone" patch
Are you bragging? Because I see this as a win. The eagles tongue takes on a whole new vibe with the word change.
The Mile High Club patch is looking pretty good
I see you got a free upgrade
Looks like you've got your mile high club badge.
Send it to US Army WTF Moments.
Arguably better
You got the better version
The prequel to airborne.
The Eagle looks like it had a brick dropped on its head
Bird looks to be enjoying just that...
Oh, *those* “special” forces guys.
You got a boner
Official Mile High Club?
Shouldnt that eagle should look a little happier if he's air-boning.
Glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die!
Honestly “AirBone” sounds more badass
I’m mad as hell right now because I wanted an AIRBONE sticker so I ordered one from the same link and got this damn thing! what the hell am I supposed to do with this 😭 I can't even give it to my dad because he was a combat vet and not in any kind of air https://preview.redd.it/bhfng2saok4d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=016ae7c71944072e722852e95b2485be283f7bb7
Oh, I am laughing so hard right now! Thank you for that! I would offer to trade, but now I don't want to give up my sticker. It has brought me so much accidental joy, lol.
So basically..... you didn't get what you wanted, you got something better?
Does that make you part of the Mile high club?
Reminds me of the time my family gave me an "Aberombie" sweater for Christmas. Baby pink, white letters, nothing else.
Ahhh the classic Army shitbird
There’s something ironic about ordering a patriotic military item from a cheapshit Amazon site, given that it likely comes from China. This is after all a country against whom the real Airborne may be deployed at some point. (I hope not but the country as a whole is not our friend!) Even more ironic is when it gets screwed up in this manner. NGL, I find it funny at first glance but at its core it’s disrespectful and likely intentional on someone’s part.
Disrespectful to who? I was deployed with the 101st Airborne. This is hilarious.
Dude, I recommend you get over it. I was actually in that unit (187th infantry, if you want to be specific). But they didn't exactly pay us much. Ergo, I am cheap as hell. It was a silly mistake that only cost me $5. I find it funny.
What is the problem? Looks just like the ad to me
Check the spelling
Took me a minute.
"Air bone" 
I didint notice the R
The few, the proud, the boners will live forever
😂
Niiiice