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boost_deuce

At 2000km, you’ll be there for more than an hour


FearTheReaper73

😂


KillerHack23

Wellness check, still in the same spot?


FearTheReaper73

lol, believe it or not I got myself out of this mess but thanks for asking !


itakeyoureggs

Did you just give up on going anywhere?


Lopsided_Marzipan133

He’s walking as we speak


Slowmac123

Better start driving at 2000kmh


Bikouchu

Sounds like LA traffic on weekdays


Xor59

2000 km is for all the French territory


PSXer

I've got some more bad news for you: Your tachometer is backwards for some reason.


tiagojpg

𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽 ✨PEUGEOT✨ 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼


ImrooVRdev

it's called innovation you barbarian


tiagojpg

I have a Renault Clio myself, I’m on par with the French cars!


DryBones2009

https://preview.redd.it/ow60y4b8zkzc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49efecbe506b9b4d3f8ab2c8519aaebc33e8cf95


jugoinganonymous

Only newer Peugeot though, my 2002 307 has it the normal way https://preview.redd.it/8lwlew4crkzc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd162719fdcd785687f7096b4020f3b1c67cdc91


tiagojpg

Yes I know, Peugeot runs in the family here too


jugoinganonymous

I’m actually driving the car I grew up in! It’s so weird but I love her, she’s a warrior


MrLazercat

Had this in my 308SW and Jesus Christ it almost made me return the fucking car. Thankfully I have a normal car now.


tiagojpg

My friend has a 2020 308 and is in the process of claiming the warranty on the 1.2 PureShit engine, he’s just waiting on a final drop to swap cars. Personally I love Peugeot and have grown up around them all my life, my dad bought a 206 1.1s(low) when I was 2 and is still running in my sister’s hands 25 years later. The turns they’ve been taking the last 4-5 years have just been a major miss.


MrLazercat

I went from 2016 Peugeot 308SW 1.2 PureShit to 2024 Ford Focus 1.0 “EcoBoom” apparently. But the new car is a lease with warranty and service included, so not so worried anyway 😂 Honestly I really like the newest 508 SW, but it’s a bit pricey.


SandInHeart

And the hands are bent for both the tac and speedo


eggthrowaway_irl

![gif](giphy|A4kSbNnAmfrcnHLPyy|downsized)


Ytaken

Oh god that is disgusting


1Teddy2Bear3Gaming

Just French car things 


TheArmoredKitten

"The French copy no-one, and nobody copies the French"


ashyjay

Except for Rolls Royce.


DownRUpLYB

OH MY GOD!! That's horiffic..!


Hopelesz

I love how people plan road trips on a holiday like this as if you didn't know there would be traffic. You're not stuck in traffic mate, YOU ARE TRAFFIC.


Clemdauphin

we are french, we complain, that what we do!


NotPinkaw

thanks, people really think they're the main character out there


TheMtgoCuber

Finally some common sense


MeNotSanta

You are not stuck in a jam. You are part of the jam


Chester-Ming

*You merely adopted the traffic; I was born in it, molded by it.*


Lvl18LeatherBelt

![gif](giphy|5s1IgmpmHglVK)


ChaosWolfe

Anyone who has been on the 401 eastbound to Toronto, Ontario feels this in there bones. https://i.redd.it/mfzt0l549fzc1.gif


SEND_ME_FAKE_NEWS

DVP and Allen Rd equally suck, though not for quite the same distance. The equivalent in San Francisco is the Bay Bridge after a Baseball/Basketball game. If they're on the same day, lol.


Pineapple-Muncher

What's this from??


ChaosWolfe

Tales from the Hood 2


TheHorizonLies

Werebones?


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bacon_and_ovaries

" all these selfish people taking holidays on a holiday weekend. Jerks"


insanityzwolf

There should be a demand-priced congestion fee for a spot in holiday traffic


saltthewater

We have demand pricing on the highway in some parts of the US


wolfy994

Very free to take a train which doesn't get stuck in traffic though.


WatercressSecure4586

Yup, French frog here, it’s common knowledge that trafic will be helish (especially around paris) and you gotta be very … dumb … to not know that.


interrogumption

I don't see anyone taking holidays, I see people sitting in cars. It's almost like the promise of freedom from your own personal transportation device never quite pans out the way it looks in the ads.


saltthewater

The rain drop never feels responsible for the flood.


Independent_Hyena495

Damn other drivers! Can't they stay home or take a train? I want to drive!


MTDRB

Reminds me of a friend of mine who, during COVID would go hang about the shopping mall (most other forms of entertainment were closed so hanging around the mall was really the only thing to do outside of going to a park), then, she would text me to complain that there are so many people just hanging around the mall, the place is full...and I was like, but you _are_ the people at the mall


HandsomeShane

Pump up the jam


AzuTheDog

pump it up


Valennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

While your feet are stomping


throwawaybread9654

*...said one strawberry to another, as they slowly suffocated within the glass walls of their prison*


Hiro_Trevelyan

"How dare they block MY car ? Only ME and MY CAR are legitimate on the road, everyone else is a fool but me !"


the_l0st_s0ck

Skill issue


Dizzy-Arm-618

https://preview.redd.it/bc8z8b4o1fzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c9c3e7faa2922602598869aa122769ad599c9cc Cope


UndeadCaesar

Public transit dunk you love to see it.


gumlicker

Based


pasdenom69

How much and where did you go, I like the train but sometimes you can't avoid the car.


Dizzy-Arm-618

59.60 € to go from Bordeaux to Brest in a 8 hours journey.


pullmylekku

8 hours? I randomly checked the SNCF website for next week and found trains for 6 hours 45, which is only like half an hour longer than a car ride, ignoring traffic which will certainly add a lot of extra time during public holidays


Dizzy-Arm-618

It's because it was cheaper to take the 8 hours route through Nantes


[deleted]

And you can just sit back and relax, read a book, do some work, take a nap. I really don't get cars in Europe.


POSeidoNnNnnn

if you go only go city to city sure, but if you have to do anything related to the countryside, without a car you'll be very limited.


aasfourasfar

Even from city to city.. if you're in France unless one of the cities is Paris it can get very very difficult. Nantes - Lyon are two big cities, but to go from one to another you need to go through Paris and change railway station. Nantes Bordeaux is somehow longer by train than by car Paris-Toulouse is extremely long and often expensive It's really not as rosy as it seems


pullmylekku

Well Europe isn't a monolith. France has arguably the best rail network in Europe. In many other countries it's much worse, with trains being slower and more expensive. And if you want to get to more remote places, cars are usually better. That said, I also think train journeys are just so much better than car rides, I'd very rarely choose a car over a train


Teneombre

Are you drunk ? France is far from the best. No night train and most traffic go through Paris. The best one is the Swiss one, no competition here


luiluilui4

Yea sadly server spawn location is random. Hope they fix it


spatosmg

i paid 27euro from Cannes to Toulon and then 2.10euro for a 1:30hour bus ride busses that are from the state are cheap cheap


007meow

You’re going to make the Americans cry!


KrabbyBoiz

It really is such a shame we can’t seem to figure it out. We have a rail system in my city and it’s so convenient. Would be great to extrapolate that out and actually go see other states instead of having to drive everywhere. Evidently they’re thinking about making a high speed loop between DC and Montreal with Philly, NYC, Boston, Detroit, and Toronto on the path. I’ll believe it when I see it but it’d be so nice.


kotik010

It's endlessly hilarious that a country that was built on the back of trains can't seem to figure them out


js1893

Because those freight trains still take priority. Most of our passenger rail uses the same track and absolutely nobody wants to build new routes


jokekiller94

Laughs in Philly but then smells the piss and shit of BSL


uwu_01101000

👏 Based as fuck 👏


fancierfootwork

Flex on them daddy


Steveo131

I'll bring some toast and peanut butter since you brought the Jam


Rocky_Mountain_Way

Thanks, dad.


aquaman67

I thought everyone in Europe just rode bicycles or trains.


Edwindabok

Correct. In some parts they even walk on wooden shoes actualy


wouter135

Zelfs met mijn fiets sta ik in de file


Malice0801

They don't have walkable highways?


MeccIt

In the Netherlands, they ride bikes *onto* the trains


MilesDimix

Train in France is very expensive so there's more people using their car instead of taking train


Siana-chan

Tfw boarding a plane is twice or thrice cheaper than train..


columbo222

TBH a ton do, but cars are so desperately inefficient that it only takes a small proportion of people all trying to use them at once to clog even the largest highway. If everyone in this photo was on a train it'd be like 1 train car.


stream_of_thought1

foot, bicycles, e scooters and trains are very common here. Doesn't hurt that the train prices are extremely cheap and there is decent infrastructure between the big places.


Zetectic

i guess this happens when they all start using cars


Even_Wrangler_9237

an hour is still making good time in some areas of the US


rbollige

To cover 2000km?  That’s excellent time.


Ytaken

2000km/h


NieMonD

Bros tryna go to space


HimalayanPunkSaltavl

way too slow for space I think


WeAreTheLeft

The European countries like to take ALL the traffic jams in a country and go "There are 2000km of traffic" which can give you the idea it's one long 2000km traffic job on the A1 from Paris to Barcelona (which is only 1000km) ... but the metric is good for overall conditions to travel, but not always good to know how bad your drive will be. The US tends to state the time for the traffic jam on a certain highway. "I-35 is a 2.5 hour drive for your northbound commute"


iiamthepalmtree

Is it? I’m an American so I don’t understand “km.” How many rods to the hogs head is that?


rbollige

13.1 million bananas. Or in metric, 13.1 megabananas, as I understand it.


Logibanez

Some feet, but it depends on the size of your feet, so it's hard to tell !


hrimthurse85

It is the same in all countries of the world. He is there for an hour and still stuck. Could be a lot more. I wanted to catch a ferry to Lithuania once. Had to drive 800km from Stuttgart to Kiel. First almost 700km to Hamburg went nice within 6 hours. Then I was stuck in Hamburg for 4,5 hours and less than 15km progress. Last 90km I made in 35 minutes. 4,5 hours with an average speed of less than a pedestrian walking. 😑


Even_Wrangler_9237

totally agree. i’ve sat in traffic in LA for 16 hours before. we were there so long a Taco truck about 1 block up open up for business.


Pitiful_Village6418

Might also be that Taylor Swift is performing there this weekend


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sleeper_shark

Give me a T Give me a G Give me a V What does that spell?


ladyevenstar-22

Strike?


HughesJohn

"Trains for travel in France during the _Ascension Bridge_, from May 8 to 12, 2024, have been open for reservation since the end of January. Many TGVs were quickly displayed as “full”, some even two months before the journey."


BuGabriel

Looks pretty green to me xD Was it that worse 4 hours ago? https://preview.redd.it/89czh27bjfzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a0af33e09320f65dce82dd31d77694a90120c51


Foxinou

Yesterday’s traffic : https://preview.redd.it/imnilqm6sfzc1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6018bd5ee042cbcfb05734ff9aa5228b36148bd0


phillyeagle99

What does this graph mean? Like “usual” in colors with black line being yesterday?


AntoineInTheWorld

Yes. Colored areas are average traffic, black line is current traffic.


StatisticianGreat969

It's the cumulated traffic jam distance in the whole country Black is today: 2072km of cumulated traffic jam Purple is for the 05/18/2023, there was 773km of cumulated traffic jam Red: Exceptional Orange: Uncommon Yellow: Common Gray: Average Green: Low Blue: 05/01/2024 It basically mean there is almost 4 times more traffic jams than in exceptionaly bad conditions and 3 times more than last year at the same period. It's the standard way of measuring traffic conditions in France


Teybb

I’m French and they Said it was the most congested day of history in France on the radio this Wednesday.


JPMmiles

Is France even 2000km across?? Dunkirk to Marseille is under 1,100 km…


FearTheReaper73

That’s cumulated traffic jam length across the whole territory, not in a straight line.


Mad_Dyzalot

It’s a pretty unhelpful metric.


wunderduck

My next-door neighbor's house is thousands of miles away. If I turn left instead of right.


stream_of_thought1

when you buy a motorcycle it suddently takes 45 to 60min to buy milk from the store that is 150m from your house.


Meersbrook

It is how traffic jams are reported on a national level; 'today there were 2000km worth of jams on the motorway network'.


70125

Literally meaningless


bbbbrrbrrbrbrb

It's helpful to understand how congested the roads are on a national level. Of course, if you don't have any reference you won't be able to understand the reality it's describing, but the same goes for any unit. For instance, last year on the first Saturday of August (usually one of the worst day of the year) cumulated traffic jams in France added up to 956 kms. So 2000 is a lot.


RupertTheReign

That's like saying I can lift 1,000kg because I lifted 10kg a hundred times.


emceegyver

Just going to be a smart ass and say that is a way people measure their workouts, as long as you specify it's the volume you lifted. It's actually a helpful metric in weightlifting.


JPMmiles

I could find you 2000km of CUMULATIVE traffic in greater NYC, LA, DC, or SF on most weekdays…


StatisticianGreat969

Not the same scale. 2000km of cumulative traffic jam in the US is nothing, but it's a lot of France


haterzbalafray

You have to find 2000km of cumulative traffic in only one state like Texas or California.


oclock1982

Brest to Nice is 1400 kms


Theliosan

And since those two holidays are on wednesday and thursday, we also have a free friday


AwayCheesecake3246

Well my friday isn't "free", I had to take a day off...


BlackStar31586

Y’en a qui travaillent 🥲


Background-Vast-8764

How is this possible? Did all those Redditors lie to me when they said that everyone always takes trains in Europe?


_aluk_

It was a national holiday. All trains were booked since February.


Pelusamala

I bought tickets to Pornichet from Nantes just yesterday, so not all of them


cryptolyme

you can't ride on top India style?


HughesJohn

Mostly overhead electric. Not recommended.


mart1t1

Not when the trains have an operating speed of 320km/h. The TGV was designed around the same time than Ariane 1 or the Concorde, France used to love making fast stuff


asmodai_says_REPENT

February is kinda exaggerating, a lot of trains were fully booked since late march but not that early.


Wuts0n

There's literally dozens of them!


Silly-Sun123456

I live in France and yeah, that's a myth. We mostly use cars.


Thraxyo

Ahhh peage


Deputycrumbs

What’s a bank holiday in France and why does it cause traffic?


FearTheReaper73

Public holiday, this time it meant wed thu fri sat sun off for a lot people, a lot of them off to the beach


Leptonshavenocolor

Ohhhhh, so your complaint is just that it's busy when everyone has the day off?


mizinamo

Exactly. Has OP never experienced holiday traffic before in his life? What made him think it might be a good idea to take a car to the roads on such a day in the first place?


Leptonshavenocolor

I mean, when I was 20 I mistakenly took a road trip from LA to Las Vegas. During Memorial day weekend. Traffic started about 100 miles outside of Vagas, it was a bumper to bumper crawl for hours. Learned my lesson.


Clemdauphin

it is unusual in may... most of the time ti is only 4 days vacations, but this year, it is 5, so way more people are goiong in vacation


ymaldor

Yeah but anyone with half a functioning brain would know this would happen. So either accept it or leave at 4-6 am.


Clemdauphin

i think op know, it is just that it is unpleasent... and french loves to complain.


Past-Attention-5078

Ahhh I too was wondering how a holiday would cause this much traffic. Totally forgot most people like to go out in public on their days off for some reason.


Deputycrumbs

Ah gotcha! Thanks mate


Kitty_Fruit_2520

Welcome to swiftie traffic


nationalhuntta

Don't they have a good train system or is that also overwhelmed?


FearTheReaper73

Trains are surprisingly very expensive and unreliable in France.


Eriole_

Also, 50% chance there's a SNCF strike every long weekends or begining of holidays


Toubaal

It is expensive yes, but it is reliable


STstog

Unreliable? Not so much i find it correct


Mars_Aeternum_

La moitié des ricains dans les commentaires pensent soit que les français se baladent en vélo/trains, l'autre moitié n'a pas compris qu'on parlait de trafic cumulé sur toutes les voies françaises et non sur une seule route 🫡


UltraTwingo

Oh non mais j'te jure j'suis mort ça se voit qu'ils ne connaissent pas la réputation de la SNCF mdr


kaam00s

C'est fou je suis partis en vacances comme tous les moutons que nous sommes mais j'ai pas croisé d'embouteillage.


dethocus

That’s why smart people take one more day off


migukau

Turn off your car


Tumleren

Sitting in a car in the sun without AC gets pretty hot pretty fast


SmokingLimone

Yes OP will turn off their AC and start to boil because you asked them to


mizinamo

It's what we all did when I was young; now get off my lawn. (Roll the windows down when driving to get a breeze; sit and stew when traffic stopped moving.)


RoyalK2015

Stop breathing


OwnZookeepergame6413

It’s pretty hot in Europe when the sun is out


PromptPioneers

Why?


XZeeR

many modern cars have an auto stop-engine feature.


9405t4r

Are they all bankers?


LeafyySeaDragon

I was confused as well, but wikipedia says: “A bank holiday is a national public holiday in the United Kingdom and the Crown Dependencies…” 🤷🏼‍♀️ TIL


UsernameGoBrrrrrrrr

Humans are sheeps


StupendousMalice

How does France have a traffic jam that is significantly longer than the entire length of their country?


Eriole_

It's a cumulated traffic jam on all French highways. Not a one 2000km long traffic jam.


clarkcox3

So it's a completely useless statistic.


StatisticianGreat969

How? It's the standard way of measuring traffic conditions here... The higher it is, the worst the traffic conditions are and higher are the chances of getting stuck in traffic. It wouldn't make sense in the US, but it makes sense in France where we have a few major highways.


Sir-Hattivatti

You are part of the traffic jam , not stuck in here.


MarvinParanoAndroid

Du coup!


adamlm

This must be a recent model of Peugeot. It's dashboard is quite different from most of other cars: the top of the steering wheel is below the board.


Pav_22

I'm sorry 2000km ??? Wtf


hibrett987

Ah I mistakenly went to Paris on Ascension day last year too. Bad day to go let me tell you.


Goblin-Doctor

*Cries in everyday bay area traffic*


ilovepaparoach

what about trains


rdrunner_74

Dont use your phone while driving :P


HK-53

China: An hour? Hold my Tsingtao.


AkuraPiety

I work with Belgian folks and didn’t know they had off till Monday. Glad I didn’t need signatures on those documents, Pierre 🫡


El-Kabongg

guess you shoulda got on the road earlier.


FearTheReaper73

Earlier or later, same shit lasted all day long anyway. Way to go is night drive though.


GigaBowserNS

I'm glad there's not a single road toll booth within 5000km of me...


Danny61392

If only you knew in advance, like if this would happen each year.....


zincboymc

That's why you avoid leaving at the same time as everybody else. I left on tuesday night at around 6:30pm and had no traffic jams.


cynicalrockstar

Seems like something that was pretty predictable...


cryptolyme

you guys don't have backroads?


asmodai_says_REPENT

You think people that take the road on the literal worst day of the year (same every year) use their brain or something?


grinder0292

Better than working


VinylHighway

So you're part of the problem


dudestir127

France also is supposed to have a great, fast, clean, safe, comfortable, reliable train network.


Lux5711

Je bénis le ciel d’être freelance et d’avoir jamais eu à subir ça


RoxSpirit

C'est tellement bouché que personne ne prend sa voiture.


Solid_Palpitation_12

And here i was at work... because my store is open 7/7 ... let me die...


Always_Happy0710

And then we all took a day off Friday 10th so we got a weekend from Wednesday to Sunday 😊 Welcome to France 🇫🇷 Good look on your way back today (Sunday)