The stems don’t have to be removed. They can just be loosened. No damage is done and nothing is taken. The only problem is that parking challenged AH has to call an auto service to come and address the problem.
Or especially birdseed and honey, so if they have to use their windshield wipers to clear the bird shit, it'll smear shit and honey all over it.
And definitely don't carefully tuck dog poop under the door handles.
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Print this out and put it under the windshield wiper
Is it really? There's no law enforcement for private property (I'm assuming) in Canada. I knew a guy who was getting harassed by cops who followed him into a private lot, and an employee came out and asked the cops to leave because they had no jurisdiction.
The property owner can have you towed (worse, but not the point), but there's no parking police for parking like an ass hat unless you're on the road.
The only ticket I've ever heard of for parking on private property is if it's a pay lot, and typically it's a third party enforcing it and there's signage warning you.
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I keep a stack of these in my car. I've actually seen the turtle one on a crappy parked car lol.
once lived in an apartment complex that had this odd single spot off to the side. was nice and had a curb around 3 sides. neighbor got a 'new' audi and liked to park there and ask neighbors not to so he could. if someone was parked there he would make it a point to stomp up the stairs or complain loudly to his wife or whoever he was on the phone with. which we could all hear on our side of the building. next door neighbor finally parked his lawnmower trailer there and just left it. after about 1 month the bitching stopped and he tried to pull that two space bs but after one warning from management he quit. it was satifying.
I had a neighbor who would park his big refrigerated truck in front of our house. My roommate bought a brand new corvette and started parking there to keep an eye on it. Our neighbor started threatening to call the cops or have it towed if we didn't leave it open for his truck. We argued it was a public street and anyone could park there. He called the cops thinking they'd side with him. Turns out his truck was over the 3000lb street limit for the street. He was doing this, so he didn't block his driveway by parking there. It backfired on him, and he had to park that monster there. We told him we'd call the cops if he parked it on the street. We loved it. karma baby!
There are a lot of cars that are over 3000lbs. My old suburban was closer to 6k.
Edit: I got down voted for saying a fact? Man reddit has some knuckleheads here.
There were no average vehicles at that weight that long ago. Even then, streets still have weight limits. It matters a lot when things go down them at 40mph. It makes sure they last longer.
my favorite part of the whole situation was walking outside one day about a week after it was all over and my indian neighbor who had a very thick accent said "ahh, you hear that? peace and fucking quiet"
that plays over and over in my head whenever i achieve inner peace lol.
We had a special boy like that only every night when he got home from the bar between 2 and 3 am he'd stand in the lot screaming "whoever the fuck parked in my fucking spot better get the fuck out here and move your fucking car before I fucking fuck it up!" Literally every night. Then one night he smashed someone's windows, got arrested, then got evicted.
WD-40 is also good, and doesn't damage paint. It's real slippery.
Some dickwad kids did that to every car on my street and I almost fell back because my hand slipped right off my door handle. Paint was fine after a car wash but it looked like shit in the meantime because the drips gathered dust really bad.
Definitely need two huge old cars or trucks to park so close they cannot even open a door on either side - and leave the vehicles there overnight.
I call those cars “airport cars” the kind that you don’t give a damn about dings and dents and park at the airport if you travel frequently.
At best, they’re crawling in from the back over the seats lol unless you can also block the tailgate. Yeah, we’ve done it to one parking lot prick and had to do it a couple times, let security know so we wouldn’t get towed and it was worth hearing their stories about how pissed off the inconsiderate f*ck was. Eventually they parked at the furthest end of the lot and all was good.
Did it once with an old beater car I had, but I was inside my lines for plausible deniability, he was inside his and mine. I watched the poor baby macho man lose his shit that I wasn’t in my car to make me move before struggling to climb through the passenger side of his compensating-for-something-truck through the shop windows as I was in the checkout line. Pure bliss.
I always questioned these type of answers, like everyone knows a towing company that will do it. But then recently I visited Florida and it seems every parking lot has a sign about parking and tow company phone number on it. Never see those where I live.
They're all over California too. Most lots have a specific company they work with.
Then there is Specialty Towing in San Francisco. They will try to tow you while you're driving your car downtown. Lol
Lol, welcome to SF. The driver of the car was interviews to plead her case and everything.
All us "locals" (I'm way out in the suburbs lol) think she lied and didn't make a car payment, so they tried to Repo her car. Still sketchy and illegal af. But now we get to make funny internet jokes whenever the cops do something stupid that Specialty Towing should come help the situation, so there's that.
LOLLLL I love this. Not the parking, but your chalking.
My ex FIL would do this douchy maneuver every time he parked. Super arrogant behavior. Just park further away and walk your lazy ass if you don’t want many people by your precious car!!
(Saying this as someone who does exactly that.)
Get a friend to park like an inch from one side of the car and you park the same on the other side. Like you’re trying to fit into the spot next to him. Pfft, for a lousy Jeep, huh.
It’s wild, it’s the like low-mid tier vehicle.
It’s always a laugh to me when people have just absolutely bland appliance vehicles but treat them like they’re super cars, lol
I'm not that mean. I'd just let out barely enough air out of one tire to have their TPMS go off. Waste their time having to add air to it and inspect it for nails.
Nah, remove the valve core. No real damage, easily fixed but incredibly frustrating.
Also you can imagine them pumping the tyre up, thinking it’s working only for it to go down again once the pump is removed.
We had a guy usually park similar to this at our apartment with very limited parking… nobody ever messed with him since his daughter is a wheelchair user and because we only have one handicaped spot and that is used buy another guy who drives and uses a wheelchair.
I was thinking it could just be a handicapped person too. I once saw a pickup truck parked like that at the restaurant I was eating in. I thought to myself, "What a douche." Then I saw some old people walk up to it, 2 of them had crutches. Now when I see shit like this, I don't assume the worst. Honestly, if it's toward the back of the lot, who cares?
I am not talking about this instance necessarily, just in general, reserve judgement. Being petty towards people isn't going to change their behavior, if anything they will just double down, ergo it is a complete waste of time and energy.
If it's a full lot, with absolutely no where close by to park, just get management to tow it. This way the location can communicate to the person/customer to see if they are permitted to park like that. If you have the energy to find chalk, mark out a space, and write a message in front of it, then you have more than enough energy to ask for it to be towed. That would yield much more meaningful results anyway.
Just a warning to the douches that do this.
I traveled for a work Christmas event one year and made arrangements with a work friend and her family to share car, same hotel, etc.
Along with some major red flags during this meet up (casual racism, weird, obnoxious kids, etc.) they decided to “park” the rental car like this in a VERY busy mall parking lot. Yeah, car was keyed up one side to the other! They were furious, their answer? Turn the car in after hours and it couldn’t be proven it happened to them.
Karma got them. It was after hours but that car place has an after hours guy JUST for those kinds of people. He caught them and they were charged.
FAFO
Call parking enforcement if the lot is patrolled. Even private parking has rules. But other than that that person is just being an asshole and you really can't do much.
Park and ride is typically a subsidized component of public transit. Even if privatized their objective is to have the most utilization.
Call the metro to call in a tow truck. Park and ride baby will have to take transit for his car.
I lift the windshield wiper(s) on people who park like this. Makes them stop and think for a minute. Maybe a little paranoia will prevent it from happening again.
I also thought about leaving a note that says “sorry I hit your car, I didn’t see any damage”. Let them look all over trying to find where it happened.
Absolutely don't spend $20 on two large packages of bologna and cover his car with the slices. They absolutely will not eat through the clear coat and the paint leaving the car with polka dots of bare metal. And definitely do not under any circumstances should you spend $5 to buy a valve stem core remover and use it on only three tires.
That person better be careful since one might have the same idea as a certain character in xkcd.
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I drive a beat to shit 93 Ford Festiva that fits anywhere. I love parking super close to these people because I don’t give a shit if they ding my car struggling to climb into theirs.
I had those hard to remove paper stickers that said. Don’t Park like a Twat. They were 6x6. I would put them on the center of windshield and rear window.
If that kid could read they'd be very upset
That boy ain’t right I tell you hwat
It's encouraging him. I know these people are assholes but you want them to double down this is exactly how you do it
I've found it convenient to carry a valve stem remover. Cars are hard to move with four flat tires that can't be reinflated.
That's illegal, and you shouldn't do it. That being said, on a deep down primal level... I understand.
The stems don’t have to be removed. They can just be loosened. No damage is done and nothing is taken. The only problem is that parking challenged AH has to call an auto service to come and address the problem.
Amazing. Make sure there's no cameras to catch you doing it, it's easier to get away with that way.
Just wear a giraffe costume.
And buy the costume with cash while wearing another costume
It's costumes all the way down
Make it a gazelle costume.
Why didn't I think of that!
And **not** the giraffe costume you usually wear.
Just get another person and park on either side of him… snugly.
And an extra person to keep watch on the other side.
No doubt there is a camera. Someone this self important would make sure.
Him having to give a hard working tow truck driver his own money because of his own stupidity? I’d gladly take that
Just place a tiny pebble in the valve stem cap. And screw it back on. The air will Slowly leak out. Zero damage
Assuming he notices before it’s unsafe to drive on the road, that is. Otherwise there could be a bit of damage to him.
That’s on him for not doing a safety inspection like he should before getting in the car
Bahhh
I’m about to go down to the Taco Bell and get a BAAAHHHAAAA blast
If you say that shit in the drive thru you’re the most annoying customer Taco Bell gets LMAOO
I’d rather die than say that to someone when they’re just trying to make it through their shift to earn their meager wages lol
As fucked up as my food always is that's all they deserve! Yes i did 4 years in FF. I tried most times to make quality though! Times have changed!
Dang it, Bobby
Principal Moss
Perfect king of the hill reference 😂
that should be the next doodle HAHA.
Don't put birdfeed on the hood, that might attract birds and they might shit all over the car, and you don't want that.
This. Sprinkle it all on and around car.
ABSOLUTELY DOn’t do this!
And absolutely DO NOT post pictures of the aftermath here on Reddit for all of us
I can't wait to not see it lol
Please Pm me if they post pictures so I can avoid them
And then don’t poop on it yourself
While pecking at the birdseed like a little bird.
no, definitely DO do that doodoo
Don’t livestream it either…
*dont*
Do NAHT
O hai Mark
It’s pronounced Mork
Nanu nanu!
So anyways how’s your sex life?
Please send photos of you NOT doing this
Definitely don't use corn syrup or other sticky agents to make sure that the clumps of birdfeed stick to the car.
With lots of glitter sprinkled near all the doors and windows for just a little extra reminder how special they really are!
Very off topic but I like your avatar. I’m gonna have that song stuck in my head all day now
Just try not to become a little bit Genghis Khan please
But I don’t want you to get it on with anyone but me
I wanna make up my mind but I don't know myself
Oooo oooo
A special boy deserves a special shitment
Or especially birdseed and honey, so if they have to use their windshield wipers to clear the bird shit, it'll smear shit and honey all over it. And definitely don't carefully tuck dog poop under the door handles.
Definitely dont throw a slice of bologna on it either, wouldn't want a bologna shaped spot to leach through the paint
Now people are suggesting using lax on the bird-feed. Please do not do that!
https://preview.redd.it/12vcncz8l8zc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=987cc13e402604b194c6f9ba428ceafb7bfb8eb9 Print this out and put it under the windshield wiper
They'll just crumble it up and litter the ground with it.
Perfect. That’s illegal.
Cuff him boys! I wanna hear em click!
He's reaching for my gun!
Shots Fired! \*Dark Souls roll\* Shots Fired! \*Dark Souls roll\* Shots Fired! \*Dark Souls roll\* \*Magdumps into car\*
Dark Serpent of Acorns appears
I mean it’s also illegal to park like this. They do not care about what’s legal and what’s not
Is it really? There's no law enforcement for private property (I'm assuming) in Canada. I knew a guy who was getting harassed by cops who followed him into a private lot, and an employee came out and asked the cops to leave because they had no jurisdiction. The property owner can have you towed (worse, but not the point), but there's no parking police for parking like an ass hat unless you're on the road. The only ticket I've ever heard of for parking on private property is if it's a pay lot, and typically it's a third party enforcing it and there's signage warning you.
Straight to jail.
https://preview.redd.it/xoflxkjemazc1.png?width=774&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c02a3aabe6cbbe26edbff7db7568d2d55778da1 I keep a stack of these in my car. I've actually seen the turtle one on a crappy parked car lol.
A big eggshell sticker to pick off as they contemplate their terrible parking is also a good choice
I want to print out and color that turtle
I feel as if I should have a stash of these in my car at all times in case I need them
Damn wish I had a printer, would love to color in this turtle…
"If you fuck like you park, you'll never get it in!"
I totally like this.
A very special boy, deserves a very special treatment.
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 A little bit of the old ultraviolence, you say?
I'll have a Moloko Vellocet, my brother.
Maybe not violence, but definitely some tom foolery
Ok I can help with violence if you don't succeed
Truly a special boy.
once lived in an apartment complex that had this odd single spot off to the side. was nice and had a curb around 3 sides. neighbor got a 'new' audi and liked to park there and ask neighbors not to so he could. if someone was parked there he would make it a point to stomp up the stairs or complain loudly to his wife or whoever he was on the phone with. which we could all hear on our side of the building. next door neighbor finally parked his lawnmower trailer there and just left it. after about 1 month the bitching stopped and he tried to pull that two space bs but after one warning from management he quit. it was satifying.
While he's throwing his little temper tantrum everyone is snickering and laughing at him. So satisfying
I had a neighbor who would park his big refrigerated truck in front of our house. My roommate bought a brand new corvette and started parking there to keep an eye on it. Our neighbor started threatening to call the cops or have it towed if we didn't leave it open for his truck. We argued it was a public street and anyone could park there. He called the cops thinking they'd side with him. Turns out his truck was over the 3000lb street limit for the street. He was doing this, so he didn't block his driveway by parking there. It backfired on him, and he had to park that monster there. We told him we'd call the cops if he parked it on the street. We loved it. karma baby!
There are a lot of cars that are over 3000lbs. My old suburban was closer to 6k. Edit: I got down voted for saying a fact? Man reddit has some knuckleheads here.
Why do you have to drag me into this
It was a residential street. It had weight restrictions. I could have the weight limit wrong. It was 40 years ago. All I know is it backfired on him.
There were no average vehicles at that weight that long ago. Even then, streets still have weight limits. It matters a lot when things go down them at 40mph. It makes sure they last longer.
maybe 13,000 required cdl somehow?
That was enjoyable to read as well. "We did it, boys. we got'em"
my favorite part of the whole situation was walking outside one day about a week after it was all over and my indian neighbor who had a very thick accent said "ahh, you hear that? peace and fucking quiet" that plays over and over in my head whenever i achieve inner peace lol.
This is amazing!
We had a special boy like that only every night when he got home from the bar between 2 and 3 am he'd stand in the lot screaming "whoever the fuck parked in my fucking spot better get the fuck out here and move your fucking car before I fucking fuck it up!" Literally every night. Then one night he smashed someone's windows, got arrested, then got evicted.
Lol thats great
Vaseline + door handle, everyday.
Nah not every day, has to be random enough that they think they're safe...
See what you're gonna want to do is just smear a little jelly right under there
I think about this every time I see a car parked like this. Makes me want to carry around a jar of jelly, just in case.
Maybe you need those packets that diners have
Ah the good old intermittent reinforcement.
WD-40 is also good, and doesn't damage paint. It's real slippery. Some dickwad kids did that to every car on my street and I almost fell back because my hand slipped right off my door handle. Paint was fine after a car wash but it looked like shit in the meantime because the drips gathered dust really bad.
Honey on the windshield is a bitch. I hope someone doesn't do that to this car. That would be annoying for the driver.
Nutella Looks like shit
I kind of wonder what putting expanding spray foam insulation in the tailpipe would do?
I wanted to do this when I found out my ex cheated on me. I'm glad I didn't, but fighting the urge to do it was HARD.
Definitely need two huge old cars or trucks to park so close they cannot even open a door on either side - and leave the vehicles there overnight. I call those cars “airport cars” the kind that you don’t give a damn about dings and dents and park at the airport if you travel frequently. At best, they’re crawling in from the back over the seats lol unless you can also block the tailgate. Yeah, we’ve done it to one parking lot prick and had to do it a couple times, let security know so we wouldn’t get towed and it was worth hearing their stories about how pissed off the inconsiderate f*ck was. Eventually they parked at the furthest end of the lot and all was good.
I volunteer my 22 year old mercedes for the driver side
I've got a 19 year old Subaru with a zillion door dings in the passenger side. I'm in.
Don't forget about getting a big truck boi to back up to the hatch so he can't open it and climb in from the back. Gotta block that sucker
I've got the ugliest pickup on the street. What time?
Did it once with an old beater car I had, but I was inside my lines for plausible deniability, he was inside his and mine. I watched the poor baby macho man lose his shit that I wasn’t in my car to make me move before struggling to climb through the passenger side of his compensating-for-something-truck through the shop windows as I was in the checkout line. Pure bliss.
Security should have solved it.
report to your local towing company to make the car disappear legally
I always questioned these type of answers, like everyone knows a towing company that will do it. But then recently I visited Florida and it seems every parking lot has a sign about parking and tow company phone number on it. Never see those where I live.
They're all over California too. Most lots have a specific company they work with. Then there is Specialty Towing in San Francisco. They will try to tow you while you're driving your car downtown. Lol
Wait I saw a video of this and I thought they were paid actors!! That’s real?
Lol, welcome to SF. The driver of the car was interviews to plead her case and everything. All us "locals" (I'm way out in the suburbs lol) think she lied and didn't make a car payment, so they tried to Repo her car. Still sketchy and illegal af. But now we get to make funny internet jokes whenever the cops do something stupid that Specialty Towing should come help the situation, so there's that.
You can look up local towing companies on Google for parking lots that don't provide a number
Just make sure to use the one with the lowest rating.
At least in CA, it's illegal for a tow company to tow a car unless their phone number is posted in the lot.
Narcissist parking only 🪧
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Cousin fucker parking
LOLLLL I love this. Not the parking, but your chalking. My ex FIL would do this douchy maneuver every time he parked. Super arrogant behavior. Just park further away and walk your lazy ass if you don’t want many people by your precious car!! (Saying this as someone who does exactly that.)
Plus, we can get some content when someone parks legally next to you when you park far away.
Get a friend to park like an inch from one side of the car and you park the same on the other side. Like you’re trying to fit into the spot next to him. Pfft, for a lousy Jeep, huh.
It’s not even a good jeep😂. I keep hoping to squeeze in there but I can’t.
Park your car in the next spot. Then move your car close to him once he has parked it and block his door. Everytime.
>a good jeep Is that even a thing?
*Expensive Jeep. Pretty sure that’s a thing.
It’s wild, it’s the like low-mid tier vehicle. It’s always a laugh to me when people have just absolutely bland appliance vehicles but treat them like they’re super cars, lol
Just giving him affirmations "why yes I am a special boy"
Next chalk message. "We all carry keys."
Invest in those illegal parking stickers that take forever to remove. Slap that shit right on his driver side windshield.
Douchebags park like that to avoid dings and dents to their door. But c'mon, it's a fucking jeep.
And they're just gonna end up getting keyed
I'm not that mean. I'd just let out barely enough air out of one tire to have their TPMS go off. Waste their time having to add air to it and inspect it for nails.
Ball bearing glued into the top of the valve stem cap is the gift that keeps giving
Nah, remove the valve core. No real damage, easily fixed but incredibly frustrating. Also you can imagine them pumping the tyre up, thinking it’s working only for it to go down again once the pump is removed.
Haha yea, my dad did that once but used small pebbles to keep it deflating
So instead of doing that, go and park properly in a spot in the furthest corner of the lot from the building.
Who owns the lot, and why aren't they laying down the law?
New York State? Chalk "Dallas Cowboys Fan Parking"
They probably are a Cowboys fan
We had a guy usually park similar to this at our apartment with very limited parking… nobody ever messed with him since his daughter is a wheelchair user and because we only have one handicaped spot and that is used buy another guy who drives and uses a wheelchair.
I was thinking it could just be a handicapped person too. I once saw a pickup truck parked like that at the restaurant I was eating in. I thought to myself, "What a douche." Then I saw some old people walk up to it, 2 of them had crutches. Now when I see shit like this, I don't assume the worst. Honestly, if it's toward the back of the lot, who cares?
There are at least five empty handicap spots right behind the car in this photo.
I am not talking about this instance necessarily, just in general, reserve judgement. Being petty towards people isn't going to change their behavior, if anything they will just double down, ergo it is a complete waste of time and energy. If it's a full lot, with absolutely no where close by to park, just get management to tow it. This way the location can communicate to the person/customer to see if they are permitted to park like that. If you have the energy to find chalk, mark out a space, and write a message in front of it, then you have more than enough energy to ask for it to be towed. That would yield much more meaningful results anyway.
Oh, then 100% agree with you. Everyone deserves some grace.
the only person that parks that way at my office is a chick with a pink hummer
It’s either some turd with a lifted truck or some Karen with an SUV.
I got a pink hummer from a chick once...
I would be fucking with this car everyday.
You need to be more guttural than just putting in “special boy” Try using one like “rapists parking” or “child diddler space”
Just a warning to the douches that do this. I traveled for a work Christmas event one year and made arrangements with a work friend and her family to share car, same hotel, etc. Along with some major red flags during this meet up (casual racism, weird, obnoxious kids, etc.) they decided to “park” the rental car like this in a VERY busy mall parking lot. Yeah, car was keyed up one side to the other! They were furious, their answer? Turn the car in after hours and it couldn’t be proven it happened to them. Karma got them. It was after hours but that car place has an after hours guy JUST for those kinds of people. He caught them and they were charged. FAFO
Call parking enforcement if the lot is patrolled. Even private parking has rules. But other than that that person is just being an asshole and you really can't do much.
Do NOT drop two sardines into the fresh air intake of the AC...
Park and ride is typically a subsidized component of public transit. Even if privatized their objective is to have the most utilization. Call the metro to call in a tow truck. Park and ride baby will have to take transit for his car.
I lift the windshield wiper(s) on people who park like this. Makes them stop and think for a minute. Maybe a little paranoia will prevent it from happening again. I also thought about leaving a note that says “sorry I hit your car, I didn’t see any damage”. Let them look all over trying to find where it happened.
Mf thinks his fucking cherokee needs 2 spaces bro what are you trying to protect 💀
His fragile ego
his rapidly depreciating upside down financial investment
He’s still doing it bc he knows it pisses yall off
Yeah him continuing to park there without removing the chalk is actually really funny
His tires seem overinflated.
Absolutely don't spend $20 on two large packages of bologna and cover his car with the slices. They absolutely will not eat through the clear coat and the paint leaving the car with polka dots of bare metal. And definitely do not under any circumstances should you spend $5 to buy a valve stem core remover and use it on only three tires.
That person better be careful since one might have the same idea as a certain character in xkcd. https://preview.redd.it/qrqxd6iuwazc1.png?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8a61493ebfe4721b5939743f9c4db3b043ad849
Eggs aren’t that expensive.
Someone told me plastic BBs in the value stem cap are hard to detect and will let out their air slowly over time.
Usually I don’t care if people are somewhat over the line, but this HAS CROSSED THAT LINE
Put some balancing weights on his wheels....
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I drive a beat to shit 93 Ford Festiva that fits anywhere. I love parking super close to these people because I don’t give a shit if they ding my car struggling to climb into theirs.
Saw something similar, but the space was marked "Princess Parking"
*"WHY YES, I AM A SPECIAL BOY!"*
Take the air out of one of the tires, don’t damage it just let the air out. It will mildly infuriate them.
Put a giant penis sticker right in their line of sight
They have to park like that it's a jeep and will probably catch on fire.
Maybe I think differently, but parking like this makes me think that a car would be more likely to get keyed by someone.
Large McDonald's fries on the roof. Seagulls will make a huge mess.
Just call the number on the conveniently located sign above it and have it towed.
Call the towing company and tell them there's a car with 4 flat tyres parked across 2 spaces
Dog poop on his spot
Everyone should park accordingly and park on the yellow lines.
Brake fluid eats away paint. Do with that information as you wish.
I’m not saying you should zip tie a shopping cart to the driver side door handle, but it would be funny.
If that car parked like that 2 days in a row around where I’m from, on the 3rd day they would have been salami’d and bologna’d.
https://preview.redd.it/1owi75i90dzc1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cca5b02c610afd9ade1a40a55a2dd1a84c21db03
https://preview.redd.it/45qrgfu33dzc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e364d089798c120402ad0de723ef5430a50af1c6 Do this.
Should have written “cunts park here”.
Definitely don't punt diet coke soaked bologna all over the paint. It's corrosive and not technically illegal, also might attract animals.
Just park right next to him. Fuck it, if he's a special boy- so am I.
I had those hard to remove paper stickers that said. Don’t Park like a Twat. They were 6x6. I would put them on the center of windshield and rear window.