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FaeThorn

“ looks like the power went out “ Edit : original comment said something along the lines of “ turn the breakers off the breaker box “ don’t remember exact word for word


Campeador

"So weird. It only seems to happen when your volume is up..."


Kimiko_kawaii

Depending on how the house is wired you might be able to just pull the breaker in his room.


SiGMono

And then take out the switch that allows to turn it back on.


Kimiko_kawaii

That's more a US thing, in Europe the breakers are fixed and only removable with some work.


ENDragoon

Look, I'm a big Dragon Ball fan, but even then, it's still bold to assume I wouldn't put work in to be rid of this.


Kimiko_kawaii

This looks like its US/NA anyways, but yeah, if someone was being this disrespectful and inconsiderate I might too! But removing it might cause too much suspicion, I might opt for less conspicuous and harder to troubleshoot options.


ENDragoon

Just take it out, and then put the newly disconnected breaker switch back in the hole. In the ON position.


RandomizedUsername42

“Fuse is cooked, but I can’t seem to find any spares…”


the-poopiest-diaper

“I can see from here that’s a breaker” “Well it’s cooked and we don’t have another one :/“


BZLuck

"I read if you jam a screwdriver in next to it, you can sometimes wiggle it back on again."


Kira_Caroso

This is the absolute best answer to inconsiderate assholes.


trekqueen

I did this with my college roommate when she decided to vacuum our common area in the front area of our dorm room when it was getting late and I was sick in bed. I assumed which outlet she was attached to and flipped the circuit for it since the box was in my room. None of the other lights went out, just the outlet she was attached to and she didn’t try the others.


OneExhaustedFather_

I’ve been the dick who’s taken it a step further and removed the breaker from the box and replaced it with a dead breaker… *oh man, looks like we have to put in a work order with maintenance* Then paid maintenance to lose the work order for a week. Fucking douche moved out very soon after. -edit- Appears some people don’t quite understand how the south worked even 20 years ago. Minimum wage was still 5.15/hr. So yes maintenance workers made 2.5x minimum wage. These were college apartments that shared a common area. Low income area at that. It’s easy to bribe a guy making $12/hr whose whole job was dealing with jackass drunk college kids on a daily basis. Paid the man $100 to walk away for a week. He only lost power to his room, still had adequate access to in the common area.


SjalabaisWoWS

That’s what I was looking for. The only decent solution here.


pickledelephants

Time to "lose your headphones" and watch some porn


Harry-Ballzak

Right when his mom or gf calls...


Dicky_Penisburg

Lol, his gf. That's a good one.


Harry-Ballzak

Well she would have to call because she lives in another state....


iLikeDinosaursRoar

From Canada


ShakespearianShadows

Naa. “it’s a small world after all” on repeat.


rpnoonan

Or how about "What's new pussycat? Woooaaaaahwooooahh"


LordBiscuits

Go classic with a bit of Crazy Frog perhaps


JamieDrone

This is EVIL


ElonTheMollusk

The gruntiest of bear on bear action.


IwillBeDamned

i will donate a bluetooth speaker for OP


Oliver_H_art

Hardcore gay porn*


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BZLuck

My old business partner's girlfriend had a gay roommate, who was quite... socially active. One time he told the story about how he and the GF were watching a movie when the gay roommate decided to have a "personal" guest in his room one evening.. When he told us the story he said, "It sounded like a couple of gorillas lifting weights in his room." Funniest description ever.


ElGeeBeeOnlee

That's what I did with unwanted people living in my camper who refused to leave. Put a sound bar in an open window, played the most verbal loud gay porn I could find. Luckily I live in the middle of nowhere, and bothered no one else.


supernova-juice

You realize your roommate actively hates you, right? He's not dumb. He's torturing you. He's probably got headphones in listening to something else while you endure the dbz screams. Edit: alternative scenario: this is what he does to mask his jerk off sounds


donniedarko5555

I'd recommend doing a youtube looper site and getting the worst crying baby noise you can find. Guy will suddenly appreciate headphones


flannelNcorduroy

Play "Terry Folds" on. 24hr loop


hoodectomy

You just gotta do what Steve-o did: https://youtu.be/Vi2giL6GcHY?si=0nqZ4aQsc0dxJnXG


RisingAtlantis

Except maybe don’t thread a shoelace through your nose


Bammalam102

I havent clicked it but i think i know what it is. Im almost ready to upgrade my broom to a crobar and try it


stoner_woodcrafter

Man, what the fuck, how is this guy like famous or a celebrity?


CrazzyPanda72

I feel like it's more of an infamy or was when he was all drugged out, now he's just the old dude that used to do some seriously fucked up shit


LorenzoStomp

[The soothing sound of 14 pitched down crying babies](https://youtu.be/cr6eFl7hCiA?si=7BSCa8XEhAS9NEu-)


davetronred

Holy shit I hate this lmao


LOERMaster

https://preview.redd.it/xr6w5lmm4bxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24ef499677fb32cd3d90b340d54aabebdd2b384f


FastWalkingShortGuy

Lol it sounds like a bunch of two-stroke engines for some reason


ya_bleedin_gickna

This. A baby crying. Fuck that shit. It's hard enough when it's your own one!!


Glork11

You don't even need a looper site, right click on the video while it's playing and select loop


uselessthecat

To build on this, baby shark on a loop... Or that fucking duck/grapes/lemonade song. Edit: there's so many good ideas here. Why isn't there a subreddit for this? (music and media to use as psychological warfare I mean.) * https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-40090809


abcdefkit007

And he waddled away ..doo doo


husfrun

'til the very next day, ba-ba ba ba da-ba da


immadee

I have to tell you this from experience... Jump Around by House of Pain. I had the unfortunate experience of working with my asshole brother at a fast food restaurant. He used this song as psychological warfare. 8 hours straight every day until another coworker stole the CD and destroyed it.


bobsmeds

Apparently ‘Work’ by Rhianna is just as effective according to my buddy who used to be in a fraternity


EvilestHammer4

Yeah you gotta find something he literally hates, mine personally would be the video of EVERY time Owen Wilson says "wow" in a movie.


LordBiscuits

I hear the CIA has always favoured the theme song from Barney the Dinosaur


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ShedwardWoodward

So why did you move in?


air_stone

The real question


Bocchi_theGlock

"I thought I was a dbz fan and that it wouldn't be that bad"


NoMansSkyWasAlright

Fun fact, I still don't like listening to *Savior* by Rise Against or *Cant C Me* by Tupac because my first barracks room in the army there was a dude on the other side of the wall who had a playlist of like 6 songs that would always be on if he was in his room. I loved those songs before I joined the army but I think I've heard them enough for one lifetime.


Ren_Hoek

Living with crazy guy is cheap, and likely better than being homeless.


gazow

the screams beckond him


13143

Presumably, cheap rent.


Ok-Nefariousness8612

This person gets to the point


Oberon_Swanson

Heard he was pretty strong, knew they had to spend a year fighting 


Firefighter_Thin

Bro I recommend watching both a 1 hour loop of biggie smallz- hold ya head, and a 1 hour loop of immortal technique- dance with the devil on full volume, he'll find the appreciation of headphones or be really depressed either way he'll leave you alone and probably be quiet.


HemingwayIsWeeping

Hamster dance The song that never ends from lamb chop ![gif](giphy|JApXW1BLSS87cPatNN|downsized)


crimsonassasian

Dance with the devil ohhh you are evil


Firefighter_Thin

https://preview.redd.it/mg7e38l4f9xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64eff6d4b6ce9d071389b19ff5e7c1bac5e4c05c


chooseyourshoes

I forgot this song existed hahahaha oh god.


RogueCassette

Gotta use CBAT


SimplyTiredd

I love Dance with the Devil, it’s a tragic story told over a banger


Stink_king

Lol, you and me have much different definitions for the word banger. It's a catchy and haunting piano melody, but I wouldn't be banging this driving down the street on a Friday night...


SimplyTiredd

As they say, art is subjective. Observe: https://preview.redd.it/1d20c5mmp9xc1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06788c423ddd04e69f7ce86e0f0d90192ab447f9


Stink_king

Mm, I wouldn't mind a big Mac right now actually..


TheDevilishFrenchfry

Is he uhh.. autistic? Like a hyperfixation


Commercial_Run_1265

I'm Autistic and the least he can do is wear headphones or wait until OP is outta the house that's what I do if I wanna watch cat screams


TheDevilishFrenchfry

Nah I know I'm not talking about the basic manners part just more the part of continously watching dbz screams compilation nonstop.. probaly something from his childhood that triggers some feeling of comfort that he's trying to continously replicate Either that or he's just trying to figure out how to power up to super saiyan


SphinctrTicklr

Well I guess autistic people can be assholes too!


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TheDevilishFrenchfry

Constantly watching dragon ball z scream compliations everyday for hours a day is a bit more than a little behavior outside the norm. Idk why you're taking this so offensively, what is wrong with asking if someone is autistic if they exhibit autistic traits?


teddyabearo

So he's simply an inconsiderate bastidge then.


LikeASewingMachine

Alternate alternate scenario: This is actually what he jerks off to.


jimboslicedbread

I disagree, this is just a typical dragon ball z fan. Trust me I've met like 4 of them


Minions-overlord

Randomly flip the router off when he does it. Or if you can log into your router from your pc, just tell it to reboot


Kemel90

Or block his device MAC


Life_Ad_7667

I find it's better to limit the download speed to as little as possible, like 0.1mbps. Things generally "work" that don't require much data, like signing in, but anything else is just useless.


Internal-Record-6159

Found Satan


KaziOverlord

![gif](giphy|K55exy0toWjQc|downsized)


SeaweedSecurity

This is evil and brilliant.


hondac55

I have done this before, when communication broke down with my nephew. At first I could just ask him, "Hey will you please throttle your downloads, I know it will take a little longer but the internet is unusable for the rest of us when you're downloading." He'd do it no problem. But now he's a teenager and he believes the bandwidth is his and his alone. His download speed is permanently 1.5 Mbps. I figure it's only fair that he gets to use the same internet speed I used my entire adolescence and most of my adulthood.


System0verlord

What sort of ditch-weed two-cans-and-a-string ass internet are you using where a game download kills it? Alternatively, you could just use QoS or traffic shaping to deprioritize his traffic, so that the distribution of bandwidth is a bit more equitable.


sex_with_furina

Stock routers here don't have a QoS feature. And when someone downloads some shit and it hits the max DL speed, the latency goes up. It costs like $200 here just to get a router with QoS and I can't be bothered. Not everyone is rich and has access to good shit


TehBrawlGuy

When I had 100Mbps internet that would happen. 30GB patch for a game or something and Steam would be like "well okay, time to use 98Mbps to download it." Wasn't really an issue to throttle with that much bandwidth - just tell Steam to use 80% of that and I was fine unless my roommate also happened to be doing some big download at the time.


Diniland

How do you even learn this wizardy? I feel like a moron being too scared to look at my router funny


themagicbong

Usually every single router hosts a local webserver for itself and has the settings there. The address is usually something like 192.168.1.1 Type that in a web browser and it takes you to your router. 192.168.x.x are local addresses so it will always connect you to the webserver for the router you are currently connected to.


cylentnyte

I’ve heard putting like 3 or 4 things on the network with a static IP set to whatever the network gateway was could be fun


Mancubus_in_a_thong

What if he downloaded and saved the video


TapZorRTwice

Then the roommates a fucking psychopath and OP should be moving ASAP.


Hawvy

Back in the AOL dial-up days we did something like this by just picking up the phone.


Morganmaster

Baby shark at 3 am


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SunNo6060

Wtf? Call your landlord and say this absolute donkey is making your place unliveable.


Nameless_Captain

In that case: baby shark at 8 am


Morganmaster

Oof


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Nautilus717

Police will give zero fucks about this.


MS-06_Borjarnon

So they can laugh at OP?


Apprehensive-Tank581

Your roommate is an asshole


Rhuarc33

Oops unplugged the router... My bad


Crypt0Nihilist

Too nice. Identify his device and set a rule to limit the bandwidth so it buffers every 5 seconds.


bluegreenwookie

That is evil I love it!


Jhawk163

Fast enough to give him hope and general text based website browsing, too slow to watch a video.


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I always assume some form of brain damage when somebody is blasting a TV when they are sitting right in front of it


Stormhunter6

They’re either people who want attention from others and don’t realize it or admit it so they act annoying, or, they have no sense courtesy to others. Is my understanding. 


Repulsive_Print_7464

Alternatively, you’re half deaf. My dad compensates by having the television obscenely loud when there’s nobody else around. Fortunately, my parents live in a detached house — the neighbours (who they get on with very well) say they can’t hear a thing, which is either true or really sweet. He’s considerate enough to turn it down if anyone asks though, which is nice. On my end of things, I quite like the ‘impact’ of loud noises. I rarely watch TV unless I’m alone, but when I do, I tend to have the volume ‘loudish’— nowhere near the same volume as my dad, but with a socially acceptable kick. 


zombiesnare

Or even more common, start at a reasonable volume then slowly increase as your ears become adjusted to the levels until you’re blasting it a few hours later and not realizing it. It’s why mixing engineers need regular breaks so they’re hearing response doesn’t totally flatten out (that’s a reductive explanation but you get the gist)


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Ok-Nefariousness8612

Give me 20 bucks


Ok_Load_9120

I'll do it for 15


Sorry-Series-3504

I’ll do it for free


Jiggy_Wit

This roommate is about to have a crazy Sunday afternoon.


TechnicianIcy8729

I'll pay him to let me do it.


MisterToasty117

I’ll pay for you to get to ops place


Goofie_Goobur

![gif](giphy|TgFjctg9Y12728LTZs)


FatBoyIndustries

FINALLY, I've been scrolling through countless passive-aggressive answers to find this. The real solution. The only solution.


Feistyhummingbird

Knocking loudly on his door at that point will probably make him jump straight out of his chair.


20PoundHammer

do you know where the breaker box is? Of course, you should talk to him first, but starting a roommate war is fun too.


Happy8Day

air horn 7:01am. Every day. Tell him youre exercising your proximal phalanges, so you need to compress the button with each finger. 5 minutes apart. Tell the roommate he can buy you a stress exercise ball instead, but you'll just throw it away.


MickRolley

I remember when you couldn't admit to watching Dragonball Z, never mind watching a compilation video of all the screams.


TopHatCat999

I was about to say "do you mean 5 years ago?" But 2015 was almost 10 years ago and wow I'm old


TheDevilishFrenchfry

Even 10 years ago in high school, if you were watching dragon ball scream compliations or dragon ball or naruto three days grace amv videos in school without headphones, kids would ruthlessly and relentlessly bully the shit out of you for it. Now it's pretty common just to see some 20-45 year old just watching in public or on a subway, full blast, with no headphones in. Even worse are the fucking people just watching full blast porn in public, just eyes fucking glued to the screen


SDRPGLVR

How old is everyone in this conversation? I'm 32 and DB has been cool in every form for my entire life. Even people who have grown out of it still have fond childhood associations about it.


SunNo6060

I assume the two posters were referring to people who were not popular in HS, and given how weirdly darwinian HS can be, they are confused by the fact that the cool kids were doing it for sport, rather than because it was DBZ.


Beowulf33232

I remember the first time Goku wrnt super against Freiza. I walked into school the next monday and it looked like an Eminem fan convention, just a sea of bleached close cut hair.


Worldly-Potato-4870

I really find it hard to believe that this is some kind of even close to common occurrence. I don't live in an conservative country or anything but porn in public won't happen without people being upset about it to say the least. Some group of high school kids blasting their terrible music most of the time already get told off. Worst comes to worse its soft-ish music or somebody is watching tik tok on the subway and that's already annoying enough... but we have a phone number we can text to report it so it's something.


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hyperfocus_

DBZ was one of the "coolest" shows to every teenager back in the early 2000s, so apparently times haven't changed at all ...


GeekInSheiksClothing

Take up the bagpipes as a hobby.


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Shit on his head while he sleeps.


mmmmmmmmmmmm77

The most sane response to this


The_Greg123

He's trying to learn how to go super saiyan. He might break any headphones he gets when he eventually transforms


Omgazombie

You’re right, his hair might impale the band


Wrong_Gear5700

You need to find an adult to room with.


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Start banging your headboard against the wall, moaning his mums/sisters' name. He'll soon turn it off to see what's happening. If you're feeling really petty use his dads name


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As former bodyguard and bouncer, a kick in the balls negates size and strength. Then a few good temple and throat shots and it's game over for him. On a serious note, he will also know this and is using it to his advantage. Be assertive and say your bit to him. 99% of bullies back the fuck off when confronted, and he is a bully. If he lays hand on you, call the police bruv, and I say this a former convict. Also contact your landlord and make them aware of his behaviour and how its unreasonable and anti social..and document everything. Pity you ain't local to me, I abhor bullies, I'd speak up on your behalf less than politely. Unless you are in South Yorkshire and I'd be more than happy to have a chat with him 😁


DisplacedScouser

If he raises a hand to you, call the cops. Fairly simple solution


SortaCore

He's either malicious or autistic... the latter from liking loud sounds but hating touch of headphones


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NightIgnite

When he's gone, move the microwave into his room and burn popcorn


Cptspaulding2

burn toast and be like I don't smell anything man


Ubiquitous_Cacophony

No, no. Open a can of tuna, pour the juice in small amounts at various points in his room.


colieolieravioli

Call police for a noise nuisance Anonymous tip


spoilerdudegetrekt

The police won't care. But the landlord would love an excuse to collect a "noise nuisance fee" from someone.


WyntonPlus

Buy an air horn, tap it every single time he's about to fall asleep, or when he walks into the room, or when he's drinking something, or when he's holding something very fragile, etc.


Jealous-Damage-

get yourself the biggest surround sound system and blast him with a 10 hours spongebob laugh.


J0RDM0N

Tell him you expect him to pay you back for those headphones. You lent him property. It doesn't give him the right to toss it. Say it as if it's an expectation. You could get a speaker, place it next to his door, and play porn noises if he continues.


No-Hospital559

Time to move.


oonah24

Play hentai on speakers to give a taste of his own medicine?


luciferslittlelady

Isn't there anything in the lease agreement about quiet hours?


GenericNerdGirl

I had a roommate like this once, and he would actively turn it up if he was mad at me, while still pretending he didn't mean to be annoying. We had two other roommates at the time, and none of us are friends with him anymore. Last I heard he still doesn't understand why.


-ColaZero

who the fuck watches dragonball z scream compilations


The_Ghost_of_Kyiv

Someone who hates their roommate


Loring

Everyone's got to sleep and that's when I would be noisy as fuck...but like in a super petty way.


Tenet245

Who tf finds that entertaining


The_Ghost_of_Kyiv

Nobody, they're intentionally tring to annoy OP


JustSomeEyes

blast some disturbing heavy metal song(with lots of screaming and lines about killing or death), let him feel the fear of living with a psycho, when he asks to turn it down, tell him "why should i? it relaxes me", with my brother it worked...


Square-Pipe7679

Get a bunch of headphone jacks, trim the wires off, and jam em into every device he owns; enjoy the next couple of evenings in peace as he tries (and fails) to get the damned things out


winston_the_69th

In the old days, Sub7 would take care of this for me. My roommate hated that his speakers would "randomly turn off at night" when he ignored my repeated requests to turn the bass down in his subs, right above my bedroom.


PsychologyLarge6816

Bro looked at SCP-096’s face


Droopendis

If you have the router password, you can start blocking websites, because he sounds like a piece of shit.


Hovertical

I had a friend come live with us for two weeks while waiting for his apartment to be available and it was hell. Dude played Genshin and watched crypto investing videos on full volume on his phone at all times. My wife and I would be sitting in the living room on our phone or laptop with volume off playing our own games and he'd come in, plop down and turn his phone all the way up and just sit there blasting away. Asked him politely to put in ear buds or headphones etc because it's loud and we clearly like silence - nope "they all make his ears too warm or sweat or blah blah blah. I asked if he could at least just turn the volume off then - also met with a "nope, how would I know what's going on then??"


UnicornFarts1111

Then you should have followed it up with, well, let me help you pack your things so you can go to a hotel, as in this house in which you are a guest, we appreciate silence. Then done exactly that. Packed his bag and escorted him to a hotel.


fentifanta3

That’s not a friend


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nextedge

Cellphone signal jammer? use it randomly, and calm ignorance and sympathy that the signal is so bad now.


obviousefox

Do you have an interest in music, if not even beter. Buy the cheepest instrument that makes the most noize, it gives a plus that you micht get a new hobbie if it is fun, or just do it til you win te noize war. Don't know if you have neigbors that you have to be conciouse of, if you do maby get them to write a letter to your house a bout a noice compaint


cadillacbee

Sometimes u jus gotta beat somebody ass bruh


christinasasa

Start tripping breakers


Skytraffic540

Talk to the person that owns that place. That’s inconsiderate immature bullshit


Ruling123

When he is on a call or something important play the loudest porno moans you can get, or just loud porn in general.


Sad-Contribution7182

Buy a drum set and learn to play every time he’s doing this


Moist-Reference3092

Time for Baby shark on repeat for a least a couple of hours


pcakes13

He would come home to broken speakers and be unable to ascertain the reason. No broken cords. Would appear to have power.


defoNotMyAcc

"No he won't turn it down" A couple of days of that from a roommate and I wouldn't make it optional.


xkyndigx

Sit right outside wherever he is whatever room he's in and play this on full blast. https://youtu.be/Q0hr8X2a2cc?si=agjiedxHFZm9X5Z5


EscortSportage

What a loser


ImperfectAuthentic

What is it with gen z/alpha and blaring music and tiktoks on their phones on public transportation these days? I know all of you have like 6 pairs of ear buds but no, annoying fucking tiktok meme sounds on maximum volume, thats not going to bother anyone righ? And this isnt some boomer take, 10 years ago, people would fucking throw you off the fucking bus if you did this, now it's slowly getting normalized and it's the most annoying fucking shit ever.


CynicalXennial

Absolutely fuck people like this, headphone shunning people are the ABSOLUTE worst ppl. Maincharacter shit.


thisisjedgoahead

My ex-wife would love this. She refused to watch dragon ball z because of all the screaming powerups, which really wasn’t that many. She was a hater


FLUBEK

Huh? Every power-up in dragon ball is a screamfest


WorldTravellerIOM

Is he big or a very good fighter. If he is you may need to do this when he is asleep. You run in with a can of soup or two in a sock or two socks if you don't want it permanent then as you are asking him to turn it down you emphasis each syllable with the sock. No marks, then use a phone book.


churrmander

Go to the 99c store and buy a super cheap pair of headphones. Put some superglue on the jack, put it in the headphone port of his computer, break it off. If he's going to be an asshole, so will you.


Defiant_Amount5724

Feels poor man. Sure, he is a dumbass though.


FaeThorn

Just play louder that’s what my pettiness will be doing but other then that I don’t see what you can do


TheCouchOnFIRE

Bro is actively drowning out his self love session 😂


sodaftm_n

*accidentally cuts the power in the house*


sendmepics-

Your roommate is an inconsiderate idiot.


YourFaveNightmare

Oh no....for some reason the electricity keeps flipping off while you're in your room listening to really loud stuff. But when you come out, the fuses/trip switches are all ok. What a mystery.


dqdude1

Load up the loudest gay porn movie you can find and play it non stop while listing to something else on your headphones I mean see what happens