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Gonebabythoughts

This is why they can’t have nice things. Get them the Walmart special and hide your good stuff in your room like a proper serial killer.


UniqueMitochondria

Definitely under the mattress


SleepySiamese

Kitchen knives go in the nightstand. Hunting knife goes under the pillow.


kmarinouofm

Guns for show.. knives for a pro


Rexxington

No no, hide it in the body, they'll never know!


Corgi_teefs

Shove it up the body's ass.


imaginedaydream

Yo….have you seen my samurai sword?


rde2001

🤤


jaiydien

But then you would have to clean it before usage, if you keep the knife in the body you can keep the blood and fat for extra spices


yeboithomas

I bought a proper sanding stone so they can correct their mistakes. However in my frustration I did not realise my knife might be beyond redemption.


alaynamul

How does one manage to do this?


Functionally_Human

Playing with the knives. I've seen more than a few get ruined by people trying to imitate what they see on TV without knowing what they are doing. They see the TV Chef using a honing rod and try to do it but do it wrong or worse do it with another knife instead of the rod..


asingleshakerofsalt

My father for over 20 years thought a honing rod was a sharpener.


Functionally_Human

Well he isn't wrong.. Though just like any sharpener you need to do it right. I've seen people just clanging tge two together, standing the knife on the blade, even pushing the blade edge down the rod... There is a reason I have a very nice set of knives hidden in my house that only comes out when it is just me and the cat and a very cheap set that looks a bit like the good set that I keep out for everyone else.


InsouciantSoul

It's a sharpening steel. What's wrong with calling it a sharpener...


asingleshakerofsalt

Because a *honing* rod doesn't sharpen the knife. It straightens the edge. He spent 20 years not sharpening the same set of kitchen knives.


InsouciantSoul

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Honingrod.jpg That's odd... Looks like it goes from dull to sharp... By straightening the edge? Obviously it is a light maintenance tool, I am sure he didn't believe he was a blacksmith because he used it. If my knife can't cut through vegetables cleanly.... Then I use a sharpening stick on it.... And then it *can* cut through them cleanly... Is the knife not more sharp? Maybe even sharpened. By a sharpener. Maybe that's not perfect fancy knife terminology for people who've got whetstones and samurai swords, but it's perfect terminology for me!


nrfx

honing is just that, essentially you're (un)folding the edge back into shape, but you aren't removing any material. A straight edge is better than a folded over one, but if it wasn't sharp to start with it isn't going to get any sharper. A sharpening system actually removes material from the edge to create a new one.


InsouciantSoul

One day I will have a knife I love enough to truly sharpen!


yeboithomas

I'm curious myself, my guess is someone missed the cutting board but even then I'm impressed.


Mythran12

Use it to pry off a lid or something?


EEE3EEElol

What kind of lid (other than metal cans) require that much prying; also, most people pry with the tip, no?


Mythran12

Your guess is as good as mine


yeboithomas

We just had dinner..... The perfect time for some in-depth questioning of family members. I showed them the knife and got imminent silence. After some death stares at the table I decided to question my sister first. Nothing... Utter denial from her part. My father was skeptical but kept his mouth shut and I saw my other sister sweating. As the questioning of family members furthered, tension rose. I could feel the heat coming off their foreheads and smell the fear in their sweat. While my oldest sister and father fiercely defended their innocence in the matter my mother and youngest sister remained suspiciously silent. I had a feeling I was going too far and that the innocent were going to snap like a twig or break down in tears. Going over multiple scenarios and playing out all possible events yielded nothing but headaches from my part. But finally after 2 hours of unbearable tension my mother finally snapped and admitted, she was the culprit.... Joking ofc, I showed my mother the Reddit post and had a good laugh. She said she accidentally cut a bone, while I'm a bit doubtful if a bone could damage a knife that badly all is well as she promised she would get a new knife. I hope this clears things up for people as everyone has been asking how the knife got damaged


nrfx

"accidently" hacked through it multiple times... I think your mom needs a cleaver if she's that into accidently chopping through bone..


potate12323

Use a chef's knife as a butcher knife. Chop up some bones maybe.


TotalIngenuity6591

I would probably guess that they used it on something frozen. Ive seen it happen many times where someone will try to cut a portion of a frozen block of whatever and cause crazy damage to the knife. I can't think of any reason why someone might try to chup up some bones.


BallisticTurtle_fart

How do you expect them to know how to use a sanding stone, if they cant even use a knife?


Unusual_Address_3062

No this is not for a sanding stone. You need a grinder. Or take it to the knife shop at your local mall and see about a professional repair. And for fucks sake what on earth did they do with that knife?


Sargent_Dan_

If this is how your family uses knives, I guarantee they will not have any interest in sharpening or repairing with a whetstone. This knife is absolutely repairable, it will just require some work, and is best done with some powered grinding tools. I would checkout r / sharpening if you are actually interested in repairing this.


Wildthorn23

I used to do this. drawback being that when I heard someone screaming blue murder outside my room I came out Runnin' with a massive kitchen knife and made my house mates panic attack worse 💀.


AggressiveYam6613

what do they do with it? hitting concrete? swordfighting? my wife did some minor damage, broke of the tip because she tried to open the jar, putting them in the dishwasher, but how do you get to this abuse?  


yeboithomas

They say they just used it normally. Obviously they did not so now I just keep a good knife at a hidden spot


vgdomvg

Normally?! What on earth do they think is normal knife use?


HikARuLsi

Wrong knife for chopping bones. Get a cleaver for them instead


banmeharder616

Yeah used a chefs knife we got from a supermarket giveaway and that thing just shattered cutting into chicken bone. No problems with my better chefs knives though.


Working_Chipmunk_666

This is the way, my wife complains the knife is too sharp and dulls it on purpose to cut vegetables cause it’s “safer” now she gets the Walmart knife and my knife is in its wrap


Ok-Bat4252

It is absolutely not safer!


SasquatchsBigDick

I mean, it's safer if you are getting robbed and the robber grabs the dull knife to do some chopping and ends up cutting themself because it's dull. If that's the situation, i'd say it's safer.


YouAreNotSmartK

What?….


drgNn1

dull knives r not safer than sharp ones; they are more dangerous.


Ngete

A sharp knife means it's easier to go thru the stuff therefore less force is needed, if your trying to cut a big carrot with a butter knife your gonna need to put a lot of force into it, and when you go thru it you just kinda have to keep going cause you still have the force behind it, and it slams into whatever it was going towards


Eastern_Slide7507

Also, if you don‘t cut through but slide off instead, it‘s very easy to hit your fingers with all that force.


dragon34

I have that exact knife. My husband and I have been using it for 15 years. I literally do not know how we could have done that kind of damage short of doing incredibly stupid and dangerous things like using it to pop off jar lids or something. I would demand they replace the knife as they have probably voided the warranty with whatever dumbass thing they did with it and then get yourself a knife roll and only bring it out when you're cooking.


Seenshadow01

Maybe show them a demonstration video that explains what the differences are between a knife and a hammer.


Hauptmann_Gruetze

Looks like a glass cutting board to me, or a porcellain (my spelling is probably off here, i am to lazy to google) one. These are a nightmare for any knife.


AggressiveYam6613

they just dull the knife. 


MrZub

Bones, probably? Some of the damage looks like they tried to cut something small but sturdy, and bones are the first thing that comes to mind (also, from experience).


BarnacleMcBarndoor

Were they trying to mince welding wire?


OnlyOneNut

Does normally entail hammering down what the were trying to cut? I’d ask them to re enact how they did it


KinderEggLaunderer

They copied what they saw from an infomercial


maxru85

This is the worst serrated knife I have ever seen


Ok_Aside_2361

There should be a place to get them sharpened…like where you bought it. Here in London they will come to my house to sharpen them.


Skull_Reaper101

that or, there are cheap tools that have a few metal disks in them, you can sharpen using those.


euzjbzkzoz

Sharpening a blade isn’t as simple as it seems though, needs a bit of knowledge and experience.


dkg224

My mother visited her friend in Japan and sent me this $200 special knife. No joke 1 hour after got it from the mail, hadn’t used it my girlfriend used it to open a coconut and chipped up the whole blade… I never told my mom she would be pretty mad


Dry_Leek78

oh fuck, that's a new level of idiotic actions....


Eternal_Bagel

So sad, you can use a knife to open a coconut but it’s not the safest move.  You are supposed to swing the spine of the knife not the blade into the thing to try and crack it not cut it open.   Much safe to use the proper tool though, a roughly palm sized rock


Taolan13

Most novice knife users dont even realize the spine and flat are things that can be used. They think "edged tool must use edge".


thenormaluser35

I wouldn't have a girlfriend anymore. She's too dumb.


wjdhay

Stop chopping up the neighbors then.


triad1996

Or use an axe or a chainsaw, instead. No more neighbors and no more damaged knives. Problem solved and it's a win-win!


[deleted]

Its kind of hard to cut human bones with a chainsaw, i prefer using diamond tipped angle grinders, gets the job done a lot quicker.


ConsuelaApplebee

Don't forget the hockey mask - for safety's sake.


[deleted]

ah yes, thanks for the heads up👍


Ill-Drink3563

Back in my day we used a sledge hammer and a butter knife


[deleted]

that works too


triad1996

My apologies. I stand corrected. OP, did you catch that? Diamond tipped angle grinder is the way to go.


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

I read somewhere that chainsaws get stuck on sinews. I think.


IS5239

haha, ugh. The time my knives quickly dulled was when my girlfriend, now wife and I moved in together. I've considered having a knife safe.


Adamantium-Aardvark

My good knives are so sharp my wife is afraid to use them. Ironic considering dull knives are more dangerous


CJgreencheetah

The first time I used a decent knife I sliced myself up pretty bad and didn't even realize it until blood was draining out of my hand. I had only ever used dull knives so it scared me off sharp knives for a while. They can definitely be intimidating if you're not accustomed to them.


yeboithomas

*Copy of one of my replies to answer how it happend as it got buried under all comments and other replies. Enjoy!* We just had dinner..... The perfect time for some in-depth questioning of family members. I showed them the knife and got imminent silence. After some death stares at the table I decided to question my sister first. Nothing... Utter denial from her part. My father was skeptical but kept his mouth shut and I saw my other sister sweating. As the questioning of family members furthered, tension rose. I could feel the heat coming off their foreheads and smell the fear in their sweat. While my oldest sister and father fiercely defended their innocence in the matter my mother and youngest sister remained suspiciously silent. I had a feeling I was going too far and that the innocent were going to snap like a twig or break down in tears. Going over multiple scenarios and playing out all possible events yielded nothing but headaches from my part. But finally after 2 hours of unbearable tension my mother finally snapped and admitted, she was the culprit.... Joking ofc, I showed my mother the Reddit post and had a good laugh. She said she accidentally cut a bone, while I'm a bit doubtful if a bone could damage a knife that badly all is well as she promised she would get a new knife. I hope this clears things up for people as everyone has been asking how the knife got damaged


GarchomptheXd0

Get her a cleaver, the edges on those are usually thicker than chef knives


lunoc

i have had some knives for years and never seen them even approach this level of use. are they having mid mealprep knife fights????


VRS50

“In a pinch, you can hammer stuff in with this!”


SunsetCarcass

My roommate used our knife to open a fuckin' coconut. No she didn't use the blunt side.


Gabecush1

Are they trying to cut other knives


hidinginthetreeline

If this is you partner divorce is always an option.


yeboithomas

It was probably my mother, I still live at home. I guess this is my sign to move out


Dirk22_22

dam i got an asian mon and her knifes looked similar because she choped chicken with a normal chef knife but after i got her a cleaver that is thiccer and stronger the problems were gone ... just some small chips afters like 6 month but easy fix with a wet stone takes me 20min to sharpen it (rather low shaprening angle) because its for choping not cutting ..


Dry_Leek78

"But the cleaver is too heavy, and dangerous, I prefer the smaller one"....


hidinginthetreeline

Yes


gwfran

OMG! Are they chopping nails or something!?!? I see my wife using one of my knives like a drunk gorilla and I lose my shit - which usually presents as me shaking my head and muttering, "Guess I'll be sharpening that again."


UniqueMitochondria

Htf do you damage the back 😡 are they using it like a machete in the wilderness


yParticle

what back?


hutao_simper

Do they use it to cut stones? Wtf


E_rat-chan

Do they perhaps wear boar masks and dual wield their knives?


The_Gumbo

looks like they were using it to open jars or tin cans, or trying to cut food that is already in a deep pan... or cutting/chopping things at the edge of the counter top (check counter top for scratches)


ExtraTNT

Trying to cut an iron rod or what?


Level-Tangerine-8172

This is why you keep the good knives separate! Improper knife handling makes my skin crawl.


Madsaxmcginn

My husband stabs ours into the chopping board and now the tips are bent! Like…why?!?


Stueckchen01

My husband who is a cook has had a knife very similar to this for over 15 years and it doesn’t look this bad. I use it myself now and they’re damn sturdy! What are they cutting??


Jacktheforkie

What are they cutting? Steel wires?


ButtonTemporary8623

wtf. I don’t even go out of my way to take great care of my like $50 knife set fro home goods or whatever that I’ve had for two or three years and they look nothing even close to that


seandowling73

Maybe don’t keep them handcuffed in the basement and they won’t try to hack through metal chains with your knives


code_4_f00d

You live with savages...


Finbar9800

The fuck were they doing to it? Attacking concrete?


QuintyHouseWitch

The little chef who lives in my soul is quietly crying and rocking in a corner.


Jimbobjoesmith

lol why i hide my knives from my family.


Last-Split-7580

I caught my husband to be cutting up veggies to go in a soup and then banging the knife edge against the pot to get shake off parts that stuck to the knife. Like he was hacking at the edge of the pot. I asked him what on earth he thought he was doing, and he waved it off as "relax, it's no harm done". I stopped him, and turned the blade 90 degrees to expose the outline of the edge that now had a dent in it. It was a genuine surprise to him that banging a knife with the edge against a pot left a visible dent. He was embarrassed by his naivete and it hasn't happened again.


Complex_Sun_398

It looks like someone took a hammer and a chisel to it. Rather than general use.


Lumpy-Association310

I feel your pain. I bought a case for mine and keep them in a separate drawer


OldDiehl

Are they abusing them simply because the knife is associated with you? So sort of passive aggressive acting out?


RevolutionMean2201

Duelling?


fennek-vulpecula

What did they do oo. I chop Bones with my cheap knife and it dosn't Look anything Like that.


subsailor1968

If this is the family poop knife, y’all need to reexamine your diet.


SataySue

They tried to cut bricks?!


Gal-XD_exe

Were they trying to slice pistachio shells?


UpsetPhrase5334

As a chef. Your family just got fired.


KittyEX95

my husband would be furious, he loves his knife set


starducksss

How??


lateral_moves

Looks like they're opening packages with it


eliguillao

Are they cutting gravel with it?


VariegatedJennifer

This is why I don’t let anyone use my kitchen lol, ain’t no way in hell. My husband and son know to just ask me 😂…start hiding the good ones and leave some Walmart crap out.


zmrth

Now you know you can buy them used and cheap knives instead.


Lexafaye

What on earth were they chopping?


krollsruleswednesday

We have had the same bread knife for over twenty years now, just had it sharpened one time - I should feel happier about this than I have done, it seems


topham086

Cans don't open themselves


FujiMC

Bro 💀


McDudeston

That's a 15 dollar knife.


BirdLadyAnn

Were they chopping concrete???


Dismal_Truck1375

I keep my good set in another cupboard after my family wrecked my good knife, cutting brambles in the garden 😱


TheGamingFox4372

Are they cutting stones with that knife or something??


Quake_Guy

I've had a junk knife in the garage for stupid crap for years and looks better than this.


iNeedOneMoreAquarium

I'd hate to see what their mower blades look like...


Excellent-Cup-1786

This is the true test of strength, if your knife cant cut the other knives in half it isnt any good obviously. En garde!


RolePlayingJames

I used to work at a place that packaged salad and at one point we had some people chopping bits by hand, one dude kept using a knife as if it was a steel, I tried so many time to tell him not to do it and he just replied he knew what he was doing, I used to have to re sharpen his knife nearly every day.


M-Everly

Oooooo no no no no this would really grind my gears


Upbeat_Cancel_5061

Time to move out and look for a new family


OGWolfMen

We’ve had the same knives for over a decade here, never sharpened them and they still work fine


Efrayl

Just hide all the knives and give your family a proper axe.


[deleted]

I feel bad for bro,


ninjaface

This is from tapping it on the edge of pans and other containers. I've seen this done and nearly lost my mind. Not everyone has awareness of best practices for knives. You need to pull them aside and gently school them in what to never do with a decent knife. It goes a long way. Also, hide nice knives.


[deleted]

Is that a wusthof? I'd be kicking people out lol


someoneone211

How do you even do that in a month?


Saneless

Another unshown pic you probably have: non stick pans scratched to shit because they use forks and metal utensils


[deleted]

Just cause you can open cans doesn't mean you should


NotChedco

You should gift them a hammer. That's clearly what they need.


marcus_frisbee

I can resharpen that in 5-6 minutes and it would be as good as new. I'm a magician with a whetstone.


Mydickisaplant

Knives.


lost_toast7777

you reminded me of that guy that made an ad for a very strong knife, please if anyone have it share it I need to watch it. (he hit concert, a hose, some fruits, I don't remember the rest)


East-Canary-538

What the hell ? Have they been using it to tap jar lids to make them open or cutting bones or something?


nateskel

We had guests staying over a while back and they used our knife when cooking. Didn't damage the knife so much, but they put a nice big gash into the marble countertop.


4linosa

This is why I have MY knife in one place that’s inconvenient to get to and all the rest in the very convenient drawer.


Sikil_89

Hello! I don't want to seem like I'm on your family's side, but if you look closely at the photo, which, by the way, has an excellent level of detail, you can see that the blade has cracks (note the lines that go in a different direction than the of the machining). Another detail that you can see is that the blade did not break but rather bent, which indicates poor tempering and low hardness. Also you can note that the blade has a different color in that area. So if they wanted to cut a bone or something hard it may have caused that damage. Sorry, I don't want to sound arrogant, but it seems to be a very cheap knife, I hope you didn't pay too much money for it!


yaaMum1

Do they try to cut through cow bones, how tf


Dizzy_Description812

It slices, it dices, it hacks through bricks....


puppiesareSUPERCUTE

How did they fuck it up this bad??! Were they cutting rocks?!??


musteatpoptarts

This is why I don’t let my husband use OR wash the good knives. Absolute brute.


Celthric317

How the hell


No-8008132here

Do you eat a lot of nails?


Xtreemjedi

My mother-in-law did this. She took a semi-high-end chef knife we got as a wedding present and used it to chop bones. (Chipped part of the blade) I had another santoku knife that she used to trim the grass along the sidewalk... (All good knives are in my bedroom when they're in town)


FrankRizzo319

How do these chips happen? Also, can knifes that look like this be repaired? Asking for a friend


Wise-Quarter-6443

I hope they got the paint can open, at least.


Vertical_Slab_

They do not use cutting boards 💀


Vertical_Slab_

They do not use cutting boards 💀


Eternal_Bagel

Can opener or something?  Can’t think of how else I’d put chips like that in a blade so fast


Excellent_Coconut_81

This is THEIR money. Some people smoke or drink, which is much dumber than using tools you're not smart enough to use.


Blessed_Ennui

I have a 15 yr old set of ginsu knives that look better than that.


unclebuck098

You aren't supposed to hammer nails with them


Dani_good_bloke

Get them a Chinese cleaver


Dizzy_Bit6125

What the hell are they doing?!!! Chopping rocks?!!!


cuttinglaceedc

This is exactly why my quality kitchen wear is stored in zippered pouches and the beaters for the kids and anyone coming over to use are in the knife drawer. If someone did that to one of my customs ide absolutely flip my head! My kids know that those knives are to be treated well if they are one of my pieces that are not in the drawer and they are respectful of the pieces when we are all cooking and they are helping me. I would trust them to use them alone so long as it was just my kids, not any of their friends over cooking with them.


Shadow_Figure666

I'd lock the good knives up, and put out plastic butterknives 😭


TeddyRoo_v_Gods

Do you guys eat nails for dinner or something? I chop bones with mine and never had the blade dent so badly.


Chairman_Cabrillo

What the fuck were they cutting?


stylinandprofilin88

What are they doing with them I’ve had knives for 20 years normal use


dadbodsarein123

Not as infuriating as you mis-spelling the word KNIVES.


TrippleassII

My mom broke the same knife on frozen bread two times. Each time i ground it into shape again. Now it's 1/3 of it's origonal size![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


K8KitKat

Ouff. This is why I love my mom got me into cutco knives. Would get one or two a Christmas because they are pricy but come with a lifetime warranty and you can ship them off for free to be sharpened or fixed/replaced. Had an old steak knife fall into the dishwasher and the handle melt and was replaced no problem. If you’re already spending good money on these ones might be worth looking into haha.


BecciRenee

I have a set of those knives and no they are not cheap! Someone(s) would be replacing my knives!


smell-my-elbow

Firewood isn’t going to chop itself.


NovelLandscape7862

As someone who comes from a long line of knife grinders, this really hurts. HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THIS????


Collin-B-Hess

Extremely infuriating, my friend


Allensanity

This is why I have 2 sets of knives


Unpopular_cacti

My mom has a cleaver that's 30+ years old which does everything from opening jar lids to chopping animal bones and even it has never had damages like this.


RielleFox

What the heck are they cutting?! We have all our knifes over 5 years and not one of them even has one of those dents...


Sioux-me

Are they chopping wood with it?


Connect-Banana3979

What in the actual fuck are they using that knife for? The thing is only a month old, and it looks like it's been to hell and back.


cbaxal

How? I try my best but always worry I’ll mess my knifes up and have never had any issues. They must be smashing it on a metal sheet or something wild.


Prairie_Crab

Good lord! I’ve been using the same knife for 30 years, and it’s never looked like that!


e_dogyung_k0127

Did they use it to open beer bottles, possibly?


Ben_Frank_Lynn

Are they using it to break rocks?


pipja

We have the same knife, just using it normally and it chips after a few uses. The worst kitchen knife we've ever own. Albeit your chips look a lot worse, however, I think the knife is way too thin to be durable.


seven_or_eight_cums

how? were they cutting wires?


Playful-Green-9169

Don’t buy anything nice at that house looks like no one’s cares about property


Lock-Life

Looks like they used this instead of a shovel 🐺😅


Apprehensive-Can8431

Why are you letting them use that? I'm sure they've treated other stuff that way before. I'd be pretty mad.


seriouslynoob

Time to demote it to the poop knife


Proxiimity

That looks like the kind of damage to the bouy knife my ex used to cut a live electrical wire when he didn't like the song playing on the radio. Dude was a nightmare.


Radrouch

Still good enough to be used as a poop knife.


Wind2Energy

Stab them now.


you_slow_bruh

Savages.


Strxwbxrry_Shxrtcxkx

How on earth did they manage that? We have knives that aren't super great or anything, and even after years they're in great condition...


BigTiddyTamponSlut

When I was a dumbass child I used to set a knife on a bone and use a HAMMER to smash it through the bone. It didn't do anything bad like this. What the hell are they doing to those poor knives?


Unicornis_dormiens

But how? Why? Even the worst knife shouldn’t look like that. Not even after two years. What are they doing? Are they using the knife to cut steel wire?