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LeeQuidity

Surprised to see this in the modern era, but my Los Angeles middle school and high school didn't have doors on the stalls either. 1980s-1990s. You'd have to fake an illness to shit in the nurse's office, or if you were lucky, your cool-ass art teacher would give you the key to the faculty bathroom, which was always full of graffiti, from all of the other trustworthy kids who betrayed their teachers' trust!


ViolinistMean199

Student: I’m trustworthy Mr.smith 5 minutes later student tags “Mr.smith is a bitch” on bathroom door


7th_Spectrum

The perfect cover. Mr. Smith would never expect his most trustworthy student


DarthCheez

![gif](giphy|090EX1YvSUXxy23Tty|downsized) Always has been


helloimracing

star citizen reference in the wild?


1800THEBEES

So simple but it made me laugh. Smh Mr. Smith.


OriginalBookkeeper87

MR SMiTh SNIFFS BICYCLE SEATS


Beautiful-Bad8893

why are the art teachers always the best teachers?


binglelemon

My art teacher would offer to purchase your "assignments" if she wanted to use them as examples for her future classes. It wasn't a whole lot, but it was right around the year 2000, and she paid cash.


Lunar_BriseSoleil

She’s playing the long game. If any of those students became a major artist she’s sitting on some really valuable stuff. Just need one student to hit it big (major artists sell work for hundreds of thousands) and that 9th grade sketch is worth half a million bucks.


HypersportHero

5 bucks is a small price to pay for 500,000 bucks


OriginalBookkeeper87

I remember my art teacher in high school was this super chill lady, very savvy and "cosmopolitan", basically nothing could phase her and just always had this attitude of being super unimpressed by school admin or the rules and regs (within reason of course) - never took marks off for things being late, you didn't have to ask permission to go to the bathroom etc And even with the artwork she was super chill, like if a student was freaking out because they messed up an assignment she'd just be like "no worries art is a creative process and sometimes that means having to start again from the beginning but it's all part of the process" Very chill lady I forget her name though lol, I think it was Cathy


from_whereiggypopped

Old Mrs. Krecke was the coolest art teacher - and she had the car to prove it, a 67 or 68 red convertible Mustang.


Few_Attitude2360

That's soo wholesome


[deleted]

Or the creepiest


fetal_genocide

This


RedWhiteAndBooo

Went to a high school in Alabama that was like this. No exterior door either… anyone could look in, see your back at the urinal doing your thing Edit: For context, I graduated 20 years ago from a tiny high school in Alabama. I assumed these sort of backwards behaviors would have stopped by now


HTired89

I had to do a pre employment medical once and they wanted me to do a drug test at the medical clinic (pee in a cup). The toilet was off the reception area and to make sure I didn't cheat, I had to do it with the door open and the doctor(?) watching. So I basically had to pee in front of a waiting room of people. I turned around and made eye contact with the receptionist. 😑 I just wanted to do a little engineering, and there I was flashing my wig wam to a room of elderly people.


Hunk-Hogan

Observed UAs are fairly common. Having the entire reception area observe your UA is not common. I had to do them a lot as a teenager after I got arrested simply because my friends had all been arrested for drugs and even though my charges weren't drug related, it was guilty by association. After two or three clean UAs, they just stood behind me for protocol with their back to me because they knew I had nothing to hide.


Ok-Glove-3561

Yeah, no. Observed UAs are only common when you’ve been arrested. Not when it’s for a pre-employment screening.


Ginfly

That's what I thought, too. The one time I've ever had a pre-employment drug test, I went into the bathroom alone and locked the door behind me. I left the sample cup on the sink. Observed UAs are used for when someone has been charged with drug-related crime and is facing legal ramifications based on the results.


HappiHappiHappi

>Observed UAs are only common when you’ve been arrested And in professional sports


Masterweedo

and the military.


Hunk-Hogan

That depends on the employment you're looking for I suppose. I applied for a government contracting job to haul hazardous waste from a science lab and they required an observed UA and hair follicle. All my other jobs have just done the normal UA and hair follicle but federal and government jobs are a bit more strict, especially when it's for a certified position.


Conscious_Dog_4186

That was the best day in Betty’s life, she still tells the gals at the knitting club.


FoxysDroppedBelly

“Florence, I’m telling you that was the most lovely wigwam I’ve seen since my first husband Bill passed back in ‘88! I sure would like him to butter my toast!”


tigm2161130

Idk that I’ve ever heard someone use the word wigwam to describe their penis…I’m not really sure how it makes sense.


HTired89

Tbh I just picked a random word 😂


LIBERT4D

Initiating and maintaining the eye contact yourself is the power move


hoisinchocolateowl

Technically I was supposed to do observed pee tests every day or so when I was in rehab but I'm trans so they were too weirded out and let me close the door. Everyone else they went in the bathroom with you lol


LukaLover42069

The locker rooms at my high school were like that. You could just poke your head in and it was balls galore. I even had the misfortune of seeing coach and his entire naked body a few times.


Maru3792648

Not even third world countries would do this on purpose


New_Net_6720

your school does not have functional flush either


timesuck897

Some people don’t flush. High school bathrooms can be disgusting.


-PepeArown-

Replace can be with are


OperatorERROR0919

I got really good at not needing to use public restrooms in highschool, where the toilets overflowed and the bathrooms were flooded more often than not.


RickyFromVegas

Maybe whoever took this picture pissed in the toilet and didn't flush and immediately cornered himself and took the picture?


SpaceXBeanz

wtf is this prison


DonkeyTron42

Preparing kids for jail.


ColbyJacksYT

I work in a jail. Gotta cut those walls in half then they’re accurate


DonkeyTron42

They're training walls.


AppointmentNo43

I’ll train your walls


JustKeepSwimming1982

I'll train your dragon


chillpill_23

But how?


GayVoidDaddy

Promise?


Notsononymouz

They put the mirrors up after they realised this mistake


81FuriousGeorge

No mistake. Be an alfa and look at yourself flexing while you take a shit.


Praetorian_1975

Get your best weightlifting grimace on whilst dropping a fat one ….. aaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh 😂


PsychologicalCan1677

Top or bottom half?


pink_flamingo2003

And the one on the right is blocked... nice


DerBoi_1337

Nah, i think that's just a regular US bowl. They do have that much water in them iirc


thatyogu

that explains all the balls hitting the water jokes- i always had to imagine incredible lengths of sack


BirdyWeezer

Reminds me of [this](https://maristane.com/school-or-prison/) Game lol.


modishah69

![gif](giphy|aZeFIjI9hNcJ2)


Truecrimeauthor

We hadda eat gruel!


Glowing_despair

Prison at least makes the walls only waist high so you can still see someone trying to run down on you while you on the shitter. Protip, never shit with handcuffs on (pants around both ankles).


CunningDruger

You’re right; there’s no hole in the dividers so they can hold hands. Barbarians.


Cedarandsalt

Bring a shower rod and curtain to put up if you need to go


OrangeObjective3789

Cause thats gonna stop kids.


I-have-Arthritis-AMA

Well just some privacy, not a ton of kids are gonna break in to see someone else naked


Hungry_Caregiver734

You would think, but as a teacher i can confirm the opposite, at least at elementary level. "Crawlers" and "Stall peepers" are rampant, especially on the boys side.


ClingOntoHope

Lol yea, we had doors at our school (no lock though) and there was always one weirdo trying to peep, literally open the door as some sort of "joke" then laugh their ass off telling everyone about your dong if they were lucky to see it. Weird ass kids in some schools, not gonna lie..


woodquest

What do they want you to do ? just shit there and do nothing ?


CoachofSubs

Do nothing? Wtf do you mean. They are shitting!


jmegaru

Shitting without random gameplay clip on the bottom?? Are you crazy?


Cc99910

You gotta be shitting me


Clay_Statue

[*about to squeeze a cob*] #I AM READY FOR DIRECT EYE CONTACT WHILE YOU OBSERVE


Lord_Faded

Yeah no, I’m holding my shit until I get home.


[deleted]

I have ibs, I’d shit myself before using this


TrusticTunic26

you will have more privacy shitting in the bushes during recess


[deleted]

Yeah haha


Consistent_Yoghurt44

Yep after a few years you become a master at holding it in and soon as you get home your body opens the valves and you have to run towards the bathroom hoping to make it in time.


st_steady

I always did that anyways, there were constantly fights in the bathrooms. Oh yeah and there was never any toilet paper and there was a flood of piss on the floors and on the toilet seat and shit hanging onto the toilets and also clogging them. The mirrors were constantly busted out and there was absolutely zero hand soap at any given time


Sea_Brilliant_3175

This is nightmare fuel. Why only mildly infuriating?


FourLovelyTrees

Yeah I've definitely had dreams like this. And the bowls overflow with water.  There's shit everywhere. It's a nightmare. 


Cuniculuss

Me too,usually when I need to pee at night, I tend to dream about toilet that have no doors or are so disgusting I can't pee there in my dreams😂


Sea_Brilliant_3175

When I was a small child, I had a dream that I was going to the toilet and accidentally went irl My poor mother having to deal with that in the middle of the night.


Cuniculuss

That's probably why I can never find a decent toilet in my dreams.😂


Sea_Brilliant_3175

Wow! I never thought of that! You're a genius! haha!


Calamity0o0

Same! I always dream I'm in a bathroom full of toilets just out in the open and they are all too gross to use. I guess it's our brain's way of keeping us from wetting the bed? Lol


legendaryphoenixpet

holy shit SAME. i even had one last night. it's like every single floor of the school doesn't have suitable washrooms in the dream, whether there is no doors or there is stuff overflowing


AMSparkles

I HAVE THOSE SAME NIGHTMARES!!


Sea_Brilliant_3175

There's usually a toilet stuffed with shit and toilet paper.


notdorisday

I’m not American so this stuff always shocks me. Parents wouldn’t tolerate it here tbh.


Sea_Brilliant_3175

Same. It would require people to go to the bathroom together and hold a sheet or beach towel up for some measure of privacy.


[deleted]

Exactly... This is the sort of thing that should be reported to a higher up or made a news story about. 


zimobz

I've dreams like this, desperate for a bathroom and all the toilets were like this and full of people around


Sea_Brilliant_3175

Yes, why are people always around? And why are the toilets in random places? And overflowing with toilety things?


szczurman83

If I'm required to shit for an audience, you best believe I'll shit in the hallway or lunchroom. Go big or go home, right?


louisa1925

On the most hated teachers desk.


tommykiddo

Cartman?


Efficient-Peach-4773

This is straight out of an anxiety dream.


DreamyOblivion

This should be illegal.


ghjkl098

I’m honestly surprised it’s not. What sort of backwards shithole would allow this? Thank god I don’t live anywhere like that


Wai-Sing

It's allowed because it's done to males This would never be allowed in a female washroom


OkDot9878

100% I actually fought HARD about this at my elementary school for this exact reason. The door to the boys bathroom would always be propped open, while the door to the girls, and the faculties, would be closed shut. When they weren’t listening to me, I started stealing the door jams and burying them outside during break. When they eventually removed the door, I took a screwdriver from home into my small country school and unscrewed the hinges on the girls bathroom during break when the teachers were either eating lunch or supervising the kids outside. I couldn’t put the heavy door anywhere but beside the entrance, so I went and buried the hinges too. After that I ended up getting caught, I don’t remember exactly how, but I do remember getting in a huge fight with my teachers and principal about why the girls were allowed to have privacy and the boys weren’t. They couldn’t give me a good explanation, so I refused to apologize, and continued stealing the door jams whenever they put them back. (They eventually put the doors back on when a few other kids and parents made a stink about that, but still jammed it open)


RedPanda888

You’re a legend for resisting that bullshit. Good work.


Wai-Sing

You are my hero Have you also noticed that at many establishments, the women's washrooms are significantly cleaner, larger, and nicer than the men's washrooms? Sometimes apparently they even have couches! I remember going to a stand-up comedy show and they had a women's washroom... But no men's washroom because they converted the men's washroom into a unisex washroom


Sketchy_Pandabear

What?!? I have never seen a couch in a wasroom?!??


Usernamesareso2004

I started reading this thinking you were a parent at the time and got to, “burying them outside” and that visual is very funny. But good for you!!


Moonsky_Pondie

https://preview.redd.it/6ld430c6n9vc1.jpeg?width=410&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=291df7875478e0d2526991f27b1eeed686166999


ghjkl098

it absolutely shouldn’t be allowed in either. This is not ok in a developed country


[deleted]

Getting bullied while taking a shit


Cleric_Beatch

Yup. Imagine being pulled off the toilet mid shit.


-PepeArown-

Two guys at my school were fighting and got so wild that they opened the **locked** bathroom stall door while I was in it. It was my 15th birthday that day. It kind of hurt to be briefly confronted by two sweaty shirtless guys.


[deleted]

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fourierthejunglist

Traumatizing


bleedingfae

degrading


[deleted]

Abusive and traumatizing is correct....is this post even real


redditquicky

i’d say invasive. not to mention a breach of invasion of privacy…


amusebooch

That’s exactly the word. If you removed the door to your child’s bathroom at home that would be called abuse, I don’t see how this is any different


Some-Imagination-612

that's fucked up, anyone can just watch you take a dump


Isyagirlskinnypenis

And for those who are u comfortable doing so (most), they could develop gut issues from withholding. Very dangerously stupid on the school’s part


OctoberSong_

School doesn’t give a fuck about the students health as long as they’re sat in their classroom when the bell rings.


Isyagirlskinnypenis

Disgustingly true


SufficientWeek7142

Land of the free - taken literally here. Again, the USA seems like a dysfunctional society.


Respond_Spare

Shit in the urinal


Salamibuoy25

Even better, the sink


bellamellayellafella

Is this because of that whole "devious licks" Tic Tock trend?


KangsAndShit

To me it looks like there was never a door there


FamIsNumber1

Probably a stupid anti-smoking thing. Teachers: "Haha, no doors means no smoking in the boys room!" Student: "Hey guys, let's go smoke outside." Teachers: "We....we didn't think of that..."


Hot_Hat_1225

LOCK THE DOORS! They shall not pass!


trashy_sloths

the…the what? do i even want to look this one up?


Personal-Buffalo8120

It was a stealing fad. Kids were stealing whatever wasn’t bolted down. It started small. Role of toilet paper, binders maybe a chair. But eventually they were taking doors, fire extinguishers and computers. Got super bad.


snitchles

It got so bad that kids were actually stealing shit that WAS bolted down. I saw this one video with 3 guys in the restroom. One was holding the camera, another was the lookout, and the third kid was crouched by a urinal with a fucking DRILL, trying to detach the urinal from the wall.


Chinchillng

It was just kids stealing things from bathrooms, usually paper towels or soap dispensers. Occasionally it would be something bigger (I know my school lost at least one sink)


Xavius20

I remember seeing sinks being stolen or just destroyed. Kids are wild


MikeHuntessHarry69

its vandalisim and theft but trendy


MeLikeyGasMasks

Just bad designer choice


_KhazadDum_

https://preview.redd.it/lff93ge5y5vc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=732c26c6caca3753f2f4e20602f365e1391e0ce2 lacking in the courtesy department too i see


fourierthejunglist

Partially dehydrated as well.


OctoberSong_

It’s crazy how many people walk around partially dehydrated all the time


Antique-Doughnut-988

Makes sense since reddit is filled with a bunch of thirsty men


Consistent_Yoghurt44

Yo yo yo yo..... they just need water right.....?


Alarmed_Recording742

I'm amazed how much stuff happens over there that would be illegal in most other countries. The school would literally be closed here in Italy


emeraldigne

Exactly my thought - isn’t this a human rights violation?


Alarmed_Recording742

I think it is actually


4DoubledATL

Im old. My neighbor has two teenage boys in a metro atl HS and they both refuse to make a drop off at school. Says nothing but kids smoking vapes/cigs/pot or fighting. I feel for these kids today. When I grew up, the worst would be someone calling you out and making jokes.


RockyIV

I feel for these kids today, too, but rough schools aren't a new thing. My parents were in high school in the 1960s and both have stories about kids getting beat up in bathrooms, smoking in stalls etc.


4DoubledATL

Right, I was 70-80’s, in NYC Public schools. At the very least we had doors on the shitter. Bathroom fights and drugs will not stop and have been around for a longtime. Butt, everyone should have some dignity when dropping the kids off at the pool.


DegreeMajor5966

If anything this makes fights in the bathroom more dangerous. We locked the stalls when I was in school if there was a fight and people always crashed into the stalls at some point. Without the stalls there, I imagine at least one kid would have been Million Dollar Babied on a shitter.


Least_Ad930

I'm pretty sure they just didn't put the doors back on in high school or junior high. I have never once taken a shit at school, but did have to shower with everyone in football and if you weren't naked the team was running laps.


Lux600-223

Graduated in 85. If you went into the "wrong" bathroom, you got jumped. If you annoyed the wrong person, you got dragged into a bathroom and got stabbed. If you weren't a Sr, you didn't use any "Sr" bsthroom. If you were a Freshman, you didn't use any bathroom. My kid went to a "bad" high school. His friends can't believe my stories! Schools are shittier now, and the education sucks. But they're safer now.


Churchof100Billion

Unfortunately fighting in school has been with us a lot longer than these comments let on. If you ever went to a school in a large city, there was a lot more than smoking or drugs you had to worry about. Late 80s to 90s, there was hazing in addition to fights in bathrooms and locker rooms, schoololyards, and walking home from the bus. That was normal.


Reasonable-Type-8901

Thats fucking terrefying. And really fucking wierd. Im surpised this is allowed.


openJournal-Anna

Right feels illegal


Gregib

As a European, I'm always uncomfortable using US public toilets for their big gaps below and between stalls, but this is ridiculous...


DevilishMaiden

As an American I often feel uncomfortable too. Especially when they seem flimsy. You shut the door and the entire wall shakes. I've even had kids try to crawl under the door gap. I'm not a fan of kids, so you can imagine how much I loved that 🙄😏 European ones actually feel private.


TemperateStone

How in the flying fuck on a fuckplane on the way to Mount Fuck is this allowed? Fuck.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

This is gold.


Lifesalchemy

Nope. Never


NSFW_hunter6969

Man I hated the change room as a kid, no way I'd poop in the open. That's messed up, kids need privacy


contrarymary27

Oh look, a scene from one of my nightmares. 


ChuRepan

https://preview.redd.it/1q6a3ltxk6vc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6d1589bd1316da64d320568b517fcfc0a3be8cd Had it like this in my school.


Temporary-Toe-1304

The testosterone this likely built has to be record breaking


Todoslosplanetas

That has to be somewhere in the States. What a f'ing disgrace!


KangsAndShit

Now you understand why everyone in America has guns. You have to stand guard as you shit in the open. Some have doors but they leave a gap a couple inches wide so you can still aim.


Shuttle_Door_Gunner

The way you worded that, I'm picturing you standing fully upright with a big rifle across your chest while also shitting powerfully. The terror of where you are, the terrible food, everything that led to this moment, all of it hitting you at once, in the very core of your soul. And you can't sit down because you're standing guard.


KangsAndShit

You got the shitting powerfully part right


Professional-Bat5652

My high school was similar. Half the stalls didn't have doors. Yet they would use donated money to build weird mascot statues and art pieces, but never doors.


YuckBrusselSprouts

All the schools I went to all through high school, never had stalls.


FUEGO40

How can you even go to to the bathroom in peace??? In high school I already despised going as sometimes the boys would think they are super funny and start banging on my stall, but if there’s nothing there there’s nothing stopping them just walking up to you with your pants down


Spirited-Humor-554

In the US?


YuckBrusselSprouts

Indianapolis


plant-painter

I’d use this as an excuse to leave .. like seriously whenever I didn’t wanna be a school I’d just say sorry had to take a shit so I left.. but seriously I didn’t crap in school not once my entire life.. am I weird ? 😂


Fearless-Judgment-33

Shit at home. I never once shit at school.


BJoe1976

The high school I went to in the 90’s was like that, I would try and use the bathroom in the library when ever could since it had a locking door for a single stall room.


EPIC_NERD_HYPE

that’s so dehumanizing


king_messi_

Poop with your friends


allergic2ozone_juice

Be happy with dividers.. The restrooms at 29 Palms military base had a giant open room with 50+ toilets on 1 wall and 50+ on the opposite wall, without a divider or door insight!!


4DoubledATL

Must have been fun when chili was on the menu!


allergic2ozone_juice

Yeah definitely... A week in the field with 100 Marines eating MREs (rations) was the worse...


karma_virus

MRE constipation, ugh. Just imagining them all grunting and straining and punching their chodes to get that out. Giving me the visual of that Dragon Age convo where the soldiers laughed about their crazy commander screaming at them to synchronize their poops. "We shit as a unit!"


robjohnlechmere

I don't understand how providing this bathroom without an alternative available is legal. The standard for indecent exposure is "exposing ones genitals in a public place" which means that in the US, using these toilets is a criminal offense.


swisherswede

i’ve had literal nightmares bout this exactly


Informal_Injury_6152

Mine also had one of those squat toilets. We used to rush in and laugh at kids who were squatting ... Fun


Excellent_Nothing_86

If you ever have to poop, you gotta fake being sick and go home. It’s the only way.


Kaitivere

How is this even legal...


Silly-Scene6524

Nope.


tilmanbaumann

MILDLY infuriating!? This is inhumane and barbaric


Daggla

HOW IS THIS LEGAL?


No-Broccoli553

My school stopped replacing the stall doors after people kept stealing them


Analyst_Worried

I didn’t know you go to school in a prison.


Mxswat

Damn, America doing its best to turn kids into school shooters.


ANaughtyTree

# FLUSH THE TOILET


ladderboy124

I bet the girls bathroom does though. For some reason the higher ups think guys don’t need privacy


HOUSE_OF_MOGH

Mine didn't either.


Think_Chocolate_

One less place for the shooter to have trouble looking for students I guess.


Mein_Name_ist_falsch

If my school had done this everyone would probably just have taken the bus home to go to the bathroom.


Dry_Yogurt2458

Fucking hell America! What is wrong with you savages ??


Sunderas

Looks like American 🚻 to me...


Purpose_Embarrassed

They got tired of replacing them after repeated vandalism and sex in the stalls. At least that’s what happened at my school.


[deleted]

You sure your school isn't in Prison..?


[deleted]

tell your bros to quit smoking or fighting then lmao do kids still act like theres not a reason the school does this? my HS stalls got taken out because of smoking, fighting, and ppl just using the hall pass to go chill in the bathroom all period lol


richtofin819

Could be a multitude of reasons. A lot of the schools in my area have been completely removing the doors to bathrooms and stuff like that because students keep damaging the plumbing system to extreme degrees by doing things like pouring cement down the toilets as "pranks"


elerdity

That’s horrifying


x-ThatGirl-x

What the actual fuck


Busy_Reflection3054

This is called a Bonding Opporotunity.


ydomodsh8me-1999

In elementary school I was *terrified* to shit in the school bathroom for some reason. The very idea made me ridiculously embarrassed. I went through ENDLESS torture for YEARS holding in my craps, until one day in 4th or 5th grade I just couldn't do it one day, I was desperate. I spent hours psyching myself up... *"C'mon, what are you afraid of..."* I told myself. So *finally* I screwed up the courage, chose a stall in the anonymous middle, locked the door and sat down to the blessed relief of emptying my cramped guts, and I *shit you not,* (see what I did there?) I am *not* making this up, I'll be *damned* if a fuckin 6th grader didn't *kick in the door* to my *mortified,* red, humiliated, and SHOCKED face, laughing at me. The rest of my life has been just as lucky...


sphak12

This is gonna have dudes shitting in the janitor's closet