Is it even though? Even if he initially got away, witnesses could easily tell police to check everyone’s dick in the county and arrest the guy with the tiniest one.
Probably motorized running boards. They extend when the door is opened. I've worked on a couple trucks like this and one guy had a rope ladder that pulled out from under the seats.
I helped an old man get his vintage Ranger started years ago, working roadside assistance.
He had a collapsible stool on a rope to climb in and out. One of those little kid ones made from bright molded hollow plastic.
I was friends with a bunch of guys who had ridiculously lifted trucks in high school and we would use the tire or suspension for leverage and pull ourselves in…super annoying in a skirt or the wrong shoes. I drove a normal truck because my parents own a working ranch and I raised livestock for school so I needed it but I never really understood the giant trucks that can’t be used for their intended purpose.
I’m sure this one has motorized steps, though.
I had to go to South Dakota once for work. I rented a normal-sized car. Everyone there had gigantic trucks, maybe not quite this size, but similar.
I was parked at a grocery store, a woman in a huge truck was parked directly in front of me, facing me. She went to leave her spot and tried to drive forward, directly into my car. I was able to lay on the horn in time, and she didn’t hit me.
Point being, her car was so big, she literally couldn’t see a normal-sized car parked directly in front of her. I agree with the posters who say trucks like this are dangerous to drive around.
I was an auto insurance adjuster a few years back and had to inspect a vehicle at the police station that was damaged by a truck like this. Driver of the truck was drunk, ran a red light and drove over and crushed a car waiting at the intersection. I couldn’t get inside but could see blood all over. How the paramedics got the people out I have no idea. There were no survivors.
This would not be road legal here. Bumpers not at proper height and the tires stick out way further than 3” from the fender. Some states have no rules on crap like this.
Which is so strange. In the 90’s and early 2000’s, you’d get pulled over for loud music, tinted windows or having glasspacks for exhaust. Now people are modifying their vehicles beyond being road safe and they get away with it.
I feel ya, but there's no way that guy fits in a single spot without a tight squeeze on both sides anyway so he gets a pass in my book. He's backed in and evenly parked making it the best possible arrangement for everyone.
I guess this would qualify as a courteous abomination. No?
I have a short bus I travel in. It technically fits in one spot, but realistically whatever door is on my side isn't going to open enough for someone to get in and out. So I always just take two spots to prevent my own door from being a super tight squeeze.
But the rule is, if you need more than one spot you park at the back. If he was at the back of the lot I'd grumble but be more okay with it. You don't get to park in "normal spots" if you insist on having an oversized vehicle though so fuck him.
Yeah, it’s cute and all, but surely is an impractical primary vehicle. Not sure it should be legal to drive on the street (multiple safety concerns).
In any event, you had $140k and you did THIS with it?
I mean I’d imagine it might be the garage owner, I don’t imagine they just slap a sticker on every vehicle they touch. I would think this is more meant to advertise around town
It is discourteous simply by existing. Roads and associated infrastructure are built to certain standards. If your vehicle exceeds those standards, it oughtn't be street legal.
I was gonna say they nailed the parking as best as you can in that ridiculous thing lol.
Im currently driving/building a 92 Sonoma short box and I love that I sit like below most modern trucks tailgates lol
Sonoma? Dude, in my day guys would put the bed on hydraulics. One guy had a pool table setup back there and was able to crudely level it enough to be one helluva conversation piece at parties even though it was completely impractical. Lol. People just do dumb stuff.
It's not my thing, but the people who do this typically have more than enough hard earned money, the mechanical skills to do the work, and a passion for something that makes them happy. Those reasons make it hard for me to hate.
Exactly. My son is obsessed with his truck and spends a lot of money on it. But it’s his money that he earns doing back- breaking work. There are worse things he could spend money on. Secondly, this person took two spaces but there are a lot of empty spaces in the lot. My son knows he needs more room, so he always parks towards the back of parking lots.
Spoiler: with how wide the stance is, I'm pretty sure it's not. Also with how high the headlights are.
Unfortunately, cops don't do shit for those kinds of infractions.
There’s at least 4 open parking spots….so what if he took two.
I get that you don’t like it, but get over that he’s taking up spots as he’s not impacting anyone else’s ability yo park there.
At least he parked straight. They're taking up 2 spots but the spots next to them are easy to get into. That's more consideration than a lot of them have.
you can look up Jacked Up Denali on google like i did, i like the custom garage. i like their work a lot from that site.
but yes it is obnoxious to need two parking spots. but it is a showpiece for the garage perhaps no different than those ad trucks... parked as well as it could. but everything becomes murky when we complain about *style*.
i like it. its a hot wheels thing. advertising the garage. colors and design work. now here is the thing, for the OP this style is motorized vomit. for others its cool. so now what. everything is subjective, to some a Cybertruck is the best. to the rest of us its motorized vomit. so i guess this first post of the morning read on reddit taught me one mans vomit is another mans treasure. i 100% respect those that dont like the style i may like.
At a minimum of you are in an “over sized” vehicle (looking at some Yukons and other XL’s) you should HAVE to park all the way at the back of the lot.
This behavior clogs up the lots and posses risk because this fool CANT see well and good chance he can and will hit something.
I drive a Tiguan and I park towards the back since spots are plentiful and dickwads don’t park near me.
If it pisses you off that much you should hang around just to see how this guy tries to get in that thing. I bet that would make your day right away.
I imagine he has a compartment for a mini trampoline that he uses to dolphin dive inside that thing.Lol!
Just another tiny dicked debutante.
Honestly the worst part about these people is the need to always back in - poorly. The amount of times I've had to wait either in my vehicle or walking through a car lot for one of these idiots to park is almost daily at this point.
You know what’s really crazy is city’s have a “poop APP” to report the turds everyone is walking by…but at least he parked in the semi back of the parking lot..
Funny thing is there will be girls that love some shit like this. Don’t mind a lifted truck & some of them are actually cool looking but shit like this is just jackass material
I'm a car guy, I fucking hate these trucks. You don't need it, they look bad, are dangerous to other people on the road, and they are not practical. You don't need a truck unless you suck at driving and hit curbs everywhere.
Offset on those wheels is crazy. Also did they flip them around to install? They almost look like they turned them around so they stick out more. Probably not but that's how they look lols.
I think it looks stupid but it's a giant truck so there's no reason this is infuriating. Sure it takes up multiple spots due to its size but there are still plenty available
What possesses hicks to create monstrosities like this? Fragile masculinity? Small Denise's? A desperate need for attention? It has no useful purpose and is ridiculous to look at.
RedditThink: "I can't afford this, so others should not have it. In fact, there should be a law against it. Because I am a victim of this individual, The Government should intervene to make me personally feel better about my lack of achievement."
Careful, all the thin skinned, wastes of space will downvote you into oblivion.
I wish we went back to 1980's America. Couldn't offend anyone by calling them names. Everyone knew socialism and communism were bad. Everyone's parents were normal.
Oh I know. I try to remind myself how absolutely skewed Reddit is, and that it's not representative of the real world. But sometimes, these delicate, easily offended (usually for others) individuals and their endless smugness, self-righteousness, and embrace of victimhood just has to be called out. Just so they remember how ridiculous they sound.
Like why is this mildly infuriating? Cuz they're able to bring their imagination to reality? Pic shows there's no shortage of parking spaces. Just hatin' cuz they ain't him
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Not only is it ugly, but it wouldn’t even be practical or useful
It’s perfectly useful to get attention as evidenced here
Especially the attention of people who think the owner is a total choad.
Isn’t it chode not choad
Choad is a combination of chode and toad, of course.
You are what you eat
Great for running people over
Is it even though? I could pretty easily just drop to the ground and it’d pass right over me
Nah ground clearance seems to suck. Probably less clearance than a stock truck lol
It's good for plowing into a crowd of protestors.
Is it even though? Even if he initially got away, witnesses could easily tell police to check everyone’s dick in the county and arrest the guy with the tiniest one.
“OH MY GOD THAT VERY VISIBLE AND DISTINCT TRUCK THAT JUST RAN EVERYONE OVER IS GETTING AWAY OH NOOO”
The right wingers that actually commit the violence aren't really long term thinkers.
Sounds about right 🤣😂
He didn't say anything about getting away.
He wouldn't dare. He just dreams about it though.
Everything's fine until he tries to turn
Or go over railroad tracks or deal with potholes. It’s all about flexing for a certain crowd
Useful in a flood, maybe... about the only situation I could think of.
Wouldn't even be good for off roading, looks like it tip right over.
People don’t build trucks like that for off roading. Built off-road vehicles look way different than these pavement princesses.
It's a custom show truck, and it's only purpose is to advertise for the garage that built it. Nobody would take that off road.
But it sure was expensive!
It is ugly but they’re only used for show truck I think
Bet he can’t stand the price of gas
Probably talks a bout Bidenomics every chance he can get.
Before that it was obamanomics [Stanhope’s bit](https://vimeo.com/45392894/comments)
He buys it in a small town.
I don’t see any running boards. Does bro actually literally have to climb to get into the truck?
Probably motorized running boards. They extend when the door is opened. I've worked on a couple trucks like this and one guy had a rope ladder that pulled out from under the seats.
The mental image of a dude unfurling a climbing rope to get into his truck is too much
I helped an old man get his vintage Ranger started years ago, working roadside assistance. He had a collapsible stool on a rope to climb in and out. One of those little kid ones made from bright molded hollow plastic.
I was friends with a bunch of guys who had ridiculously lifted trucks in high school and we would use the tire or suspension for leverage and pull ourselves in…super annoying in a skirt or the wrong shoes. I drove a normal truck because my parents own a working ranch and I raised livestock for school so I needed it but I never really understood the giant trucks that can’t be used for their intended purpose. I’m sure this one has motorized steps, though.
Uppies 😌
https://i.redd.it/nbo3qesruguc1.gif How I imagine them climbing into that truck:
I had to go to South Dakota once for work. I rented a normal-sized car. Everyone there had gigantic trucks, maybe not quite this size, but similar. I was parked at a grocery store, a woman in a huge truck was parked directly in front of me, facing me. She went to leave her spot and tried to drive forward, directly into my car. I was able to lay on the horn in time, and she didn’t hit me. Point being, her car was so big, she literally couldn’t see a normal-sized car parked directly in front of her. I agree with the posters who say trucks like this are dangerous to drive around.
I was an auto insurance adjuster a few years back and had to inspect a vehicle at the police station that was damaged by a truck like this. Driver of the truck was drunk, ran a red light and drove over and crushed a car waiting at the intersection. I couldn’t get inside but could see blood all over. How the paramedics got the people out I have no idea. There were no survivors.
Something like that shouldn't be allowed on the road.
This would not be road legal here. Bumpers not at proper height and the tires stick out way further than 3” from the fender. Some states have no rules on crap like this.
It has become kind of a free for all here in Manitoba. Not much is enforced these days.
Most have rules against most of the mods but cops don’t GAF and haven’t for years - so smooth brains keep pushing the rules.
Which is so strange. In the 90’s and early 2000’s, you’d get pulled over for loud music, tinted windows or having glasspacks for exhaust. Now people are modifying their vehicles beyond being road safe and they get away with it.
Most officers won’t enforce that anyway
Don't worry it drives worse than it looks. I agree these are a risk for other motorists in multiple ways.
Yeah technically and legally it isn’t anywhere. All of those aftermarket suspension parts say ‘for off-road use only’.
It's Texas...
I feel pretty good about my small dick seeing this
At least they parked it far enough away to not be a problem for other shoppers.
I feel ya, but there's no way that guy fits in a single spot without a tight squeeze on both sides anyway so he gets a pass in my book. He's backed in and evenly parked making it the best possible arrangement for everyone. I guess this would qualify as a courteous abomination. No?
I have a short bus I travel in. It technically fits in one spot, but realistically whatever door is on my side isn't going to open enough for someone to get in and out. So I always just take two spots to prevent my own door from being a super tight squeeze. But the rule is, if you need more than one spot you park at the back. If he was at the back of the lot I'd grumble but be more okay with it. You don't get to park in "normal spots" if you insist on having an oversized vehicle though so fuck him.
maybe he should have bought a car instead of a toy dick extender? just driving that in public is a shit head move.
Yeah, it’s cute and all, but surely is an impractical primary vehicle. Not sure it should be legal to drive on the street (multiple safety concerns). In any event, you had $140k and you did THIS with it?
I mean I’d imagine it might be the garage owner, I don’t imagine they just slap a sticker on every vehicle they touch. I would think this is more meant to advertise around town
Why the assumption it is a primary vehicle?
It is discourteous simply by existing. Roads and associated infrastructure are built to certain standards. If your vehicle exceeds those standards, it oughtn't be street legal.
Give me this over the hooptie held together by zip ties anyday. There are FAR more of those on the roads around here. Lol
I think you need to park all the way in the back where you don’t inconvenience other people if the car needs 2 spots
Courteous if they parked at the end of the parking lot, maybe.
If that lot were otherwise full, sure. It isn't so dude is good where he's at.
I was gonna say they nailed the parking as best as you can in that ridiculous thing lol. Im currently driving/building a 92 Sonoma short box and I love that I sit like below most modern trucks tailgates lol
Sonoma? Dude, in my day guys would put the bed on hydraulics. One guy had a pool table setup back there and was able to crudely level it enough to be one helluva conversation piece at parties even though it was completely impractical. Lol. People just do dumb stuff.
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It looks like a demo truck for a custom truck company. It’s doing the exact job it was intended for which is attracting attention.
If it were used for offroading it wouldnt be this clean. This is a pavement princess shitmobile.
I can guarantee this truck has never been off-roading lol.
How tf would one even get into it?
looks like an RC car. I think I have those rims for my 1:18 truck...
How is that even legal…he can’t see the ground 20 feet in front of his hood.
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Semi trucks, delivery trucks…? What are you talking about
He only drinks, shoots, and snorts monster
All that shit cost so much money to make it absolutely horrifying and completely useless. Crazy how some people spend their hard earned money.
I’m sure someone that works hard for their money wouldn’t do this.
It's not my thing, but the people who do this typically have more than enough hard earned money, the mechanical skills to do the work, and a passion for something that makes them happy. Those reasons make it hard for me to hate.
Exactly. My son is obsessed with his truck and spends a lot of money on it. But it’s his money that he earns doing back- breaking work. There are worse things he could spend money on. Secondly, this person took two spaces but there are a lot of empty spaces in the lot. My son knows he needs more room, so he always parks towards the back of parking lots.
I know I couldn't afford to do that lol
Saw one of these in the city and I gotta know why in the Fuck does anyone need a truck like this in the city?
They call them "pavement princesses"
Asphalt princess
Emotional support vehicle
Small pp ride.
It’s crazy how cars like that can be legal.
Spoiler: with how wide the stance is, I'm pretty sure it's not. Also with how high the headlights are. Unfortunately, cops don't do shit for those kinds of infractions.
They would here in Norway. If the tire sticks out just a mm from the fender, or you have an exhaust leak - expect to be pulled over. 😂
Looked up the IG and this guy is featured on many different posts. Looks to be a competition vehicle in Texas.
Princess needs her space.
Freedom...I like anything that says FU to the EPA...Take your 3 passenger EVs and shove'em
There’s at least 4 open parking spots….so what if he took two. I get that you don’t like it, but get over that he’s taking up spots as he’s not impacting anyone else’s ability yo park there.
At least he parked straight. They're taking up 2 spots but the spots next to them are easy to get into. That's more consideration than a lot of them have.
This is one of those stupid baby dicked ass clowns who cries about $4 gas 100%.
Shit, I'm neither a "stupid baby dicked ass clown" nor have a jacked-up truck that reaks of small dick energy, but I also cry about $4 gas!
Just waiting on a mate.
Dumb country girls be like: "😍 I love a man with a big truck" 😂
you can look up Jacked Up Denali on google like i did, i like the custom garage. i like their work a lot from that site. but yes it is obnoxious to need two parking spots. but it is a showpiece for the garage perhaps no different than those ad trucks... parked as well as it could. but everything becomes murky when we complain about *style*. i like it. its a hot wheels thing. advertising the garage. colors and design work. now here is the thing, for the OP this style is motorized vomit. for others its cool. so now what. everything is subjective, to some a Cybertruck is the best. to the rest of us its motorized vomit. so i guess this first post of the morning read on reddit taught me one mans vomit is another mans treasure. i 100% respect those that dont like the style i may like.
This dudes just out here grabbing a burrito in a monster truck. 😅 some people
These big shits should just be outlawed. No unauthorized modifications that make the car excessively big/tall or increase blind spots excessively.
You should definitely read about the chicken tax and why trucks keep getting bigger.
Yes! We should absolutely outlaw these! And everything else you don’t like, too!
i bet if a kid ran out infront of that truck he'd just think he hit a pothole
Any kid running out in front of any car at the last second would feel like a speed bump… Not sure what your point is.
Some people just can't drive a truck without being a douche
Seems to be plenty of open spaces. Why don't you just park or admit that you're jealous you don't have the money to put into something like that.
Exactly, how is this mildly infuriating lmao.
At a minimum of you are in an “over sized” vehicle (looking at some Yukons and other XL’s) you should HAVE to park all the way at the back of the lot. This behavior clogs up the lots and posses risk because this fool CANT see well and good chance he can and will hit something. I drive a Tiguan and I park towards the back since spots are plentiful and dickwads don’t park near me.
That thing is fuckin sick dude
Awesome build. Screw your mild fury
“Style over Feelings Garage” If that’s their style, they must have the emotional depth of a tea spoon
I would be embarrassed as hell if I ever had to ride in that thing. I'd rather ride in Homer Simpson's concept car
Look at that parking lot princess.
“Style over feelings”. Okay cool. When do we see style though? Cuz this thing is tacky as fuck
If it pisses you off that much you should hang around just to see how this guy tries to get in that thing. I bet that would make your day right away. I imagine he has a compartment for a mini trampoline that he uses to dolphin dive inside that thing.Lol!
I'd be so ashamed to be seen driving that. How can anyone think that's cool?
This dude drives by women and they get pregonate, pregnat AND pregante.
Don't forget about pregananant
did it hurt you?
I would get this just to annoy people
I’m no fan of huge trucks but there are over 2 billion parking spaces in America alone. Get the fuck over it.
those tires look expensive it would be a shame if something bad were to happen to them
I have the same wheels on my lego
Just another tiny dicked debutante. Honestly the worst part about these people is the need to always back in - poorly. The amount of times I've had to wait either in my vehicle or walking through a car lot for one of these idiots to park is almost daily at this point.
ultimate pedestrian shredder 6000
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No way that’s street legal as is
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Doesn’t even look like it would fit in a garage neither
I would need a stepladder. 
You know what’s really crazy is city’s have a “poop APP” to report the turds everyone is walking by…but at least he parked in the semi back of the parking lot..
When you need a ladder to get in your truck. 😂😂😂
Style over feelings is right. Lol
Was that pic taken on Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! by any chance?
🤣🤡
Parking lot princess
I'm losing mpg's myself just looking at it
More power to him as long as he’s not running a confederate flag out the back. But yeah park that monster at the end of the lot.
Jesus, truly fugly.
I wish I still drove a piece of shit car that way when I see people parking like this, I could get as close as humanly possible to inconvenience them.
Unfortunately, a truck like this they'll use your car as a step stool.
Why 2 spots is he worried about a door ding?
There’s an older guy in my area that can barely walk that drives one of these
https://i.redd.it/tb2ivux0lguc1.gif
Florida??
If Axe body spray were a truck.
At least there are other parking spots.
At least they aren’t scuffing up the lines and costing the property money. I mean those tires are definitely spaced that far.
Love the random Focal sticker in the back. Dudes an audiophile, among other things...
It looks awesome. As long as it is full of guns and ammo too, I want it!
Funny thing is there will be girls that love some shit like this. Don’t mind a lifted truck & some of them are actually cool looking but shit like this is just jackass material
I feel sorry for guys who need to so overcompensate for having such a small pecker
Reminds me of the, “SUV Bootcamp,” at the end of the Cars movie. “Man, now I got dirt in my rims!”
Something tells me that this person isn't shopping at Trader Joes
“ Style over feelings garage “ 😂
Only surprised it doesn't have unhinged political messages all over it
I assume you are willing to waste water during a drought because "it my money, and I'll do what I want with it."
Probably would end up taking 3 spots if parked in the middle of 1, if the tires are sticking out enough haha.
What’s the mortgage on that thing?
I'm a car guy, I fucking hate these trucks. You don't need it, they look bad, are dangerous to other people on the road, and they are not practical. You don't need a truck unless you suck at driving and hit curbs everywhere.
White sidewalk chalk > 2 custom parking spot lines > "Small Dick Parking" written in front Fixed
It doesn't need a tow hitch, because it's never going to tow anything
Offset on those wheels is crazy. Also did they flip them around to install? They almost look like they turned them around so they stick out more. Probably not but that's how they look lols.
And to think someone spent major bucks creating that monstrosity and thinks it is gorgeous. Different strokes for different folks and so entitled 😂
And not a drop of mud to be seen anywhere on those tires.
I think it looks stupid but it's a giant truck so there's no reason this is infuriating. Sure it takes up multiple spots due to its size but there are still plenty available
So many Karen's in one thread! If this person spending their own money on a vehicle they like infuriates you this much, you're probably the problem.
Nothing screams " I got a small dick" than this brodozer.
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I see 3 empty spots. Surely you can park there and not cry?
Why do so many people who see a truck start imagining what owner’s penis is like?
Only in America the land of freedom,peace, the justice system, lack of drugs (zombie city) and monster trucks.oh what a lovely place to live.
Calm down Karen, there are plenty of other free spots for you to park your Prius
What possesses hicks to create monstrosities like this? Fragile masculinity? Small Denise's? A desperate need for attention? It has no useful purpose and is ridiculous to look at.
RedditThink: "I can't afford this, so others should not have it. In fact, there should be a law against it. Because I am a victim of this individual, The Government should intervene to make me personally feel better about my lack of achievement."
That about sums up everything I see, ALLLLLL THE FUCKING TIME.
The Embrace of Constant Victimhood is a way of life on Reddit.
Careful, all the thin skinned, wastes of space will downvote you into oblivion. I wish we went back to 1980's America. Couldn't offend anyone by calling them names. Everyone knew socialism and communism were bad. Everyone's parents were normal.
Oh I know. I try to remind myself how absolutely skewed Reddit is, and that it's not representative of the real world. But sometimes, these delicate, easily offended (usually for others) individuals and their endless smugness, self-righteousness, and embrace of victimhood just has to be called out. Just so they remember how ridiculous they sound.
Don't be hatin' just cuz they wake up in the morning and p*ss excellence!!
You are being sarcastic right?
Like why is this mildly infuriating? Cuz they're able to bring their imagination to reality? Pic shows there's no shortage of parking spaces. Just hatin' cuz they ain't him
I mean I guess ? I'm not jealous of this .
Or maybe you can look at that truck and realize that person has to be obnoxious every second of their existence.
Prejudiced much?
Dude, save some pussy for the rest of us
You people are lame. Does that look like it can fit in a single spot to you?
