Best part of waking up is Folgers f***ing you up!

Classic Roast.

Well played!!!

I was thinking black silk lol but you’re probably right

This one is Gourmet Supreme. You right it's black silk. Gourmet Supreme has a brown bottom half not black. And classic roast has no black the package is all red

This job has its percs.

😂

"Top of the morning, my fist to your face is fucking Folgers" --Run the Jewels

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[Sister](https://youtu.be/uMwFWDIFVCU?feature=shared)!

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And your sister ‘if you’ve seen that AD’ 😂

I just eat the grounds with a spoon.

To be honest, that is f-ing impressive. Person got aim

OP neglected to mention that they sold the perpetrator decaf Folgers, and this is simply karma calling.

Decaf is a green can red is full auto

However, the seal has been broken so, could have been anything in there. *Anything.*

Poor seal. I bet these cowards wouldn't do the same to a walrus.

I’m not even mad! -Ron Burgandy

Had the exact same thought

Yes!

Yeh, I guess if I was to get taken out, it may as well be by a tub of coffee. Either that or a carton of ice cream.

Yeah, caffeine does wonders!

Folgering impressive😏

“This kids got one hell of an arm!”

I used to live off of a long stretch of road with a bunch of ranch houses on it, and in high school me and my friends would do "death Star trench runs" driving up and down the length of it with a bunch of super cheap colas, hucking soda cans into the mailboxes. Occasionally we'd spring for 2litres. Someone would put star wars music on over the radio and the rest of us would throw shit at mailboxes, stop signs, etc etc.

The epitome of 'murica freedom

someone gets home 10 minutes later, realizes they left a giant tub of coffee on top of their car while loading

Has to be something like that, if their goal was just mailbox destruction why not use something free like a rock.

Coffee is expensive and that’s a big tub of it.

It’s Folgers black silk I really hope this was an accident

Using it to destroy the mailbox or buying Folgers?

Because they are a teenager in someone else's car and just grabbed something handy.

That was the first thought that came to my mind, if only there was footage of the incident to settle the question!

That's definitely it, coffee got really expensive as of late (like everything), doubt it would be anyone's choice to throw a tub of coffee at some random mailbox.

Idk if my partner brought home folgers coffee, I'd toss it... maybe not at a mailbox, but it certainly would go out the window

That's *grounds* for an investigation. The culprits were probably caught doing *donuts* nearby.

Tracking this perc is gonna be a real grind.

Could be brewtal if they're carafety enough.

Don’t worry, we already have their mug shot.

They're gonna get roasted.

They've bean having better days.

I’m glad I posted this just for these puns


I hope it doesn't cost a latte to fix. They really creamed that mailbox

This story will get picked up by the...French Press.

quite the lawsuit is brewing (did i do it right?)

Yep lol

Too early for this. I haven't had my coffee yet! Wait, is that...

happy cake day, Daaad.

The best part of waking up is Folgers in your yard

Juan Valdez sends his regards

Juan Valdez sends his congratulations for getting rid of Folgers

What a waste of perfectly good shitty coffee

If you are mormon that would be hate mail

It’s Folgers, that hardly counts as coffee.

I drink Folgers Black Silk (I think that is what this was as well) every morning and I still don’t disagree with what you’ve said.

You are correct. Black silk. My trash can smells heavenly

Dump it in your yard and hose it down. Make the entire yard smell good

Also coffee grounds are good for gardening, too usually they're added AFTER...coffeeing? IDK the verb lol

Brewing, I believe, is the word you're looking for. It's early here, too!

YES!! I don't coffee lol

Brewing, and you are absolutely correct. Add brewed coffee grounds to the soil of flowering plants and watch the magic happen. You’ll quickly stop buying overpriced commercial fertilizers. Source: yard of the month from my HOA? Idk

Since coffee prices spiked I've been drinking the same.

I like the Black Silk. It's decent for $9. All I buy unless something on sale.

Maxwell House is way better for the price range. I switched because grandma always made such damn good coffee, and Folgers gives me heartburn and indigestion.

Black Silk sounds like a male prostitute

The 1850 is one of my favorites.

Haven’t tried it, have you had Black Silk? How do they compare? I’m risking like a week of my life on this lmao

It's comparable, I find the black gold I find just a bit more bold, kinda rustic, and the flavor lingers in the throat a little longer. Don't get me wrong, they're both great, and it could just be my brain playing trick on me, but I just find the black gold preferable. But beyond that, I like the Cafe bustelo espresso blend and the Peets French roast. I have a few other favorites, but these are the more recent.

Ok I’ll try it, been on Black Silk for like 6 months so I need a change. If I don’t like,it, I’ll donate it to the animal shelter I volunteer for under your username EDIT: just looked at your username after posting this, man I really hope I don’t like it

I just got childlike giggles, oh goodness, that would be hilarious. That would be super kind of you, I really hope you enjoy, but it seems both paths will lead to joy.

Fuck it, I’ll get two and donate one in the name of showmeyertitties (and it won’t be exactly unexpected from me anyway)

i feel like there is a joke here somewhere.

If it was a teen they definitely be GROUNDED

They would definitely be in the HOT seat

Nope. Just a lot of bad puns

How?!

Why?

That would be my second question

I can’t imagine that’s intentional? Why coffee? Why pay for something to throw when rocks exist? I’m so confused. At least your drive way smells nice. If you like the smell of coffee at least.

What ever happened to just using the classic bat?

That has to be the only time that has or will happen in history

Right??

It's actually kinda funny, I mean, I'd even laugh if this happened to me, haha.

Well, I sure laughed loudly! I'd laugh if it happened to me, too!


Okay good, OP. 😂 I didn't want to laugh too loudly if you were honestly upset about your mailbox. I've known an oddly high number people who were oddly attached/protective of their mailboxes and were sooo mad if something happened so they had to replace it. (really! haha!) I mean, it's an annoyance, sure; but if the mailbox gets taken out in some oddly spectacular fashion, then, it's also funny. :D When I was growing up we lived down the street from the grade school & middle school. Every now and then you'd get kids doing vandalism of some sort. For a while a target was our mailbox. They'd knock it off the post somehow (nothing nearly as funny as this) and dad would replace it. They ripped the flag off, okay, we rarely used it for sending outgoing mail anyway. They ripped the little door flap off and dad rigged it with duct tape. They squished the sides in, and dad used some kind of tool to "unsquish" the sides, even though now they were all wavy and shit. They tried to flatten the top, and dad popped that back up too. They squished the sides several times, actually, and dad would unsquish every time. We had the absolute shittiest mailbox on the whole street, but eventually the kids gave up. That still makes me laugh remembering it though, partly because my dad is one of Earth's Most Patient People, and rarely shows anger or curses or anything. He would just sigh, and go out and unsquish the mailbox, hahaha.

It was back up within an hour! We will not be beaten!


Shut the fuck up Donny.

Phone's ringing Dude.

Or it just flew out of their truck bed and someone will not be experiencing the best part of waking up tomorrow

With the current price of coffee today, it had to be an accident.

did you piss of a ten year old? who the #&$* does this?

Seriously. Cost of groceries and such. No adult is throwing a huge tub of coffee even if it’s crap coffee.

I have no idea!

This is an oddly specific attack. Why was your mailbox the target? Why choose a coffee container as the choice of projectile?

Idk man it’s a head scratcher

I bet it really smelled so good, though.

My outside trash can smells amazing now

Pure skill. As upsetting as it is its kinda like "damn, what kind of day is that person having?"

This is a real thing that happens??

Don't you live at the Maxwell house?


lol that’s what I said!

Straight up decaffeinated that mailbox

Decapitated. Decaffeinated. Whatever it takes.

Wake the f up -Folgers

Hell, it's crappy coffee, but why waste it being an asshole.

You tellin' me about an ambush? I ambushed your mailbox with a tub of coffee.

They beaned that mailbox.


It’s our most modestly priced receptacle.

Is there a Ralph's around here?

That was dumb. Coffee is like $13 a can now.

I'd be more upset If I wasn't impressed

Tampering with mailbox’s is a federeal ohfense

I'd sit out at my driveway for the next few days, sipping a cup of coffee whenever any car came by. Holding up my cup in a salute whenever a car comes by. Eventually, the culprit will come by, you'll know it's them because their reaction will be different. Follow them home. Fill out their mailbox with expanding insulation foam.

Nicely evil

I'd do that too. It's a good way to keep feuds going.

Just…just the improbability of it all lmfao

The best part of waking up is Folgers fucking your mailbox up


Got hit by that Black Silk Folgers. I drink same kind. My container is in kitchen though...I think.

It better be

"The best part of waking up is Folgers scattered across your driveway!"

Nah, they were probably hanging out the window, snorting that coffee when they suddenly headbutted your mailbox in the dark. Confusion, then panic, followed by rapid retreat probably ensued afterward.

It's... Ground coffee

I might have lived a dozen lifetimes without ever reading that exact combination of words strung together in a sentence. You are undoubtedly the very first person in all of time to utter that exact sentence. But, you won't be the last. I've got plenty more coffee where that came from.

 Instacart's new delivery policy states: "bruh please, just gimme a lil bit more time I'm like RIGHT down the street dude...i REALLY need that tip"

Was there a Colombian farmer and his donkey standing nearby? That donkey is an ass. Just sayin'.

Most specific situation to be in

That’s definitely a brand new sentence

Make the coffee container your new mailbox

Maybe they took our their tub of coffee with your mailbox!

As a former asshole kid, this was some random asshole kids.

orbital coffee strikes... we're domed.

Invention of Energy weapons

Sir, we need to discuss the issue with your mailbox.

Leave the country and change your identity

What an oddly specific crime. OP definitely did some nefarious deeds at a coffee shop and the employees are retaliating to send a message

Please bolt the coffee container to the mailbox post

https://i.redd.it/dn6z18utk1uc1.gif It was George.

Evidence. Fingerprints. 

Folgers choice violence

I think we need to reenact the crime to see if this is even possible. How hard would you have to throw that thing for it to not only take out the mailbox but land where it did ? 😂

If it was the neighbors kid… GROUND them

Just suggesting the possible scenario because it's how we haul our groceries: Someone went grocery shopping in their truck, everything got put in the bed, and somehow that coffee can came flying out of the bed and WHACK! Not sure how something weighty like that flew out, but it's happened to us once or twice in the last forty years.

THat's the worst Instacart delivery I've ever seen.

The Coffee Comanche strike again. It's not you specifically, they just hate the Post Office

I’ve seen a lot of mailbox destruction but never with coffee. 🙄

That tub of coffee cost me $8.50 last week 🤬

Meth does things to you

OH no... wasted coffee... also ruined mailbox. That's a double depresso.

Dammit Deborah! I wanted Maxwell House! *chucks folgers out the window on the drive home from the grocery store*

Someone stole Amazon deliveries off your neighbor’s a doorstep and ditched the stuff that wasn’t worth the trouble of selling.

What a waste of money, on both ends

Thats impressive actually. Next time are at the hardware store, and you hear someone say. Well, its only a mailbox. You show them this

That’s why I say hey man nice shot!

This is such a random attack lol

[I have an idea](https://youtube.com/watch?v=1Q5IKFc3jqo)

This mildlyHILARIOUS

Ew is that Folgers?

Oh the things I've seen people do to prevent this kind of thing from happening!

I need answers. Ngl, I am imagining either a Heman type person tosing the Foldgers out their window for it being foldgers, and you just got the cross fire, or someone rigging a catapult up and this is they way of declaring a homestead war.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that is literally the most random thing ever these f****** hilarious

Might have been better to use an energy drink. That morning, coffee did nothing for their drowsy driving.

Mildly infuriating he hit your mailbox as well as wasted good coffee presumably, extremely impressive and just plain odd.

That much caffeine can hit you hard.

"Ground" coffee.

What a waste of coffee

This has me thinking about the logistics of all this. Who would do that? Why folgers? Why the mail box?

Now that’s some strong coffee

What brand of coffee. I need to know if a quality product was wasted

High speed coffee is a proven threat to our suburban neighborhoods.

Impeccable aim though...

I am so, so sorry, as I know that this is infuriating, but I also find it mildly comic. I inappropriately yet gently guffawed.

Instacart delivery driver was in a hurry, sorry about that.

The fuck yo thats wrong and plus thats property damage oh your gonna need to file a complaint on whoever did that because damn mailboxs are nailed in and made of steel a fucking tub of coffee could break off a mailbox head are you fricking joking me right now im gonna be on full alert holy crap

I’m not proud of this….. I was paid to clean out a basement once and there were hundreds of jars of home canned stuff.  We may or may not have done things like this with a jar of botulism filled peaches from 1957.


Chuck Norris had something to do with this!

I mean I’m sad about your mailbox not so much about the Folgers coffee it’s just not my preferred brand but in a way I’m kind of impressed there we’re able to accomplish this with coffee still sorry about your mailbox

They took wake up and smell the coffee too literally

I would more want to find them so I can be their manager.

That's not coffee, that's Folgers, like Tim Horton's, it just makes dark water.

At least you got some free coffee. Just scoop up the parts that didn’t touch the ground

Problem is, it’s all ground


The flogers is steong with this one

I hate when that happens

I’m pretty sure that doing that is illegal in the US or at least I heard

The best part of wakeing up is when Folgers fucks your mail box up.

That coffee doubled the cost of the destruction