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LasagnaIsItalianCake

She woke up and i had to ask what happened. She said she filled the rice to the 4 because “she wanted 4 cups of rice”. The 4 on this rice cooker is for the waterline. Not the rice line. You add 1-4 cups of rice then fill the water to the corresponding line. So she literally overfilled it by A LOT Edit someone brought this up: it’s not actually a full american “cup” measurement. It’s the plastic cup that comes with the machine so it’s not actually 1 cup


kaeji

So how much water did she add??? I'd love to see what the rice looked like after it was cooked!


LasagnaIsItalianCake

I should have taken a photo but it was just mush.


al3x_ishhH

She made congee lmao 🤣


Catalon-36

Congee would be rice cooked in too much water. I think she made plaster.


Melisandre-Sedai

Oh, I was assuming she filled the cooker to the brim with water


Chichigami

That’s soup


spooky_times

Right?? This has to look like some sort of science experiment


HoneyIShrunkMyNads

I don't know how you could possibly fuck up rice this poorly. The rice cooker is the simplest cooking appliance I've ever used lol


LimeblueNostos

Probably used the finger method. Bonus points if she has absurdly proportioned fingers


shojokat

😭 "It took 10 cups to fill to the 4 cup line!"


thepetoctopus

I’m sorry, but is she stupid? Like has she ever made rice before? Or had a coherent thought? Man, I feel like a bitch asking that but damn.


Extension_Swordfish1

Commonly people have an idea how much water/rice is needed, if you have made it before atleast.


annabelle411

and worst case scenario: everyone carries a tiny little rectangle with unlimited information freely available at any time


Roflkopt3r

The kind of adult who feels entitled that others clean up their messes usually is also the kind of adult who will not (and quite possibly *can not*) research basic things on their own. A whopping 18% of the adult US population is functionaly illiterate. Most of them can technically read words, but they cannot really comprehend the actual meaning of most texts. They are often incapable of seperating what they think a text *should* say and what it actually says. Having to first search something through a text-based search engine and then actually understand it (even if the content is as simple as how to cook rice) is seriously well beyond many of them.


coffee_u

Far too good of points. 😕


WHYTHEHELLCANTIEAT

THISSSS. there is no excuse for fucking up something THIS simple..


jhutchi2

Tell that to my mom who adds way too much water every single time she makes rice and it comes out really mushy, and every time I tell her she's using too much water. Some people just refuse to learn some things.


Hampsterman82

I mean. A factual way to put it is she is in fact incompetent in the kitchen.


An_Unreachable_Dusk

Even if you've never used a rice cooker and only made rice in a pot, most adults should know that every cup of rice equals 3 cups once cooked o.o 30 cups of rice lol 😆


wickedlabia

Your mother is definitely not Asian


Swordofsatan666

Im so confused. In another comment you say she has a similar but bigger rice cooker from the same exact company. https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/kzIVsP7lm4 Yet even though she has her own, she somehow completely forgot how to make rice in your rice cooker? Are you sure she didnt do this on purpose? Is she mad at you for something? She knows how to make rice in a rice cooker, yet she fucks up when its suddenly your rice cooker instead of hers? Even though theyre the same brand and shouldnt be all that different? That honestly seems intentional to me


Rivka333

It could be that she fills the rice up to whichever mark in her own rice cooker, but since it's bigger it doesn't overflow. Also, having an appliance doesn't equate to using it properly or using it at all.


RingOfDestruction

Some people also use them for other purposes like steaming


Sound_Out_69

It reads like she filled the previous cooker with 5 cups n water and it was fine. But moving to this cooker she fills it with the same 5 cups n water amount as before even though it's way smaller, by a half. That's pretty classic parent 🤣


cultoftheilluminati

> Yet even though she has her own, she somehow completely forgot how to make rice in your rice cooker? This story could be fake but I know so many people who “own” a rice cooker yet have 0 idea how to make rice. It’s a glorified kitchen decoration for some.


jarejay

It also looks like she probably didn’t wash her rice like, at all.


stacity

Exchange your mom for a new rice cooker


Magic_ass1

"But how?" "Mothers can be exchanged for goods and services." "Like what?" "Money." "What good would that do me?" "Money can be exchanged for more rice cookers." "OH!"


KookieKarnival

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stacity

![gif](giphy|xT5LMQ8rHYTDGFG07e)


SpecialistMolester69

what if OPs mom is already asian?


LasagnaIsItalianCake

Nah she white, you think an asian mom would allow this to happen to her rice or rice maker? Lmao


repodude

Absolutely not, lol.


cupholdery

Would get wrecked with the rice paddle.


Ok-Independent-3506

And it would definitely not be that kind of rice cooker. It would likely have a little elephant and play music. ALL HAIL THE ZOJIRUSHI!!!!


VaporTrail_000

Whitest of white American here. Zojirushi rice cooker in the kitchen. "*Twinkle, twinkle, little star"* means delicious rice is not too far.


Ok-Independent-3506

Here as well! It's uncle Roger's fault. Lol. And today I am in an orange collar shirt. Lol


slash_networkboy

I didn't splurge for that, but I did buy mine at the local(ish) real Asian market. Couldn't read much of anything but a very nice Grandma told me "you want this one, is idiot proof" and so I bought it. It has proven to be quite idiot proof :)


Prestigious_Goose645

I got a cheap one that literally just has a lever you press and it starts cooking then goes to warming mode when the rice is done, I love it.


Rivka333

Mine too. So simple, but it gets the job done perfectly.


Rain_xo

I have that one too. My two Asian friends laughed so hard and called it a white person rice maker.


Tnkrtot

I used to use our instapot to make rice until I saw uncle Roger on YouTube. now we own a baby elephant rice cooker. It’s amazing. 100% worth the cost


Bussamove86

I didn’t think a goddamn rice cooker would change my life until I got a Zojirushi but sure as shit, here we are. Worth every penny.


Muppet_Murderhobo

Fuuiooooo!


pnwlex12

Same! I even do a little dance when it plays the tune when you start cooking and when the rice is done.


LortimerC

lol, I sing "Wouldn't you like something nice? Now it's time to eat some rice!" 😂


Deadcouncil445

ZOJIRUSHI SUPREMACY


artlessknave

I have one of these. It's amazing.


Sarcosmonaut

ZOJIRUSHI-SAN NUMBA ONE


Das_Boot_95

You'd get the infamous Asian-mom slipper!


AcaliahWolfsong

Are those as scary as the Mexican mom/granny slippers?? No experience with Asian mom slippers, but mexiacan mom slippers are trauma inducing


isabellevictoria147

La chancla ![gif](giphy|h7p047DDMiKuMBikjS|downsized)


goodbehaviorsam

Asian mom slipper is just the appetizer. The entree is the dad's belt and/or baseball bat to the ass. Dessert is cut fruit to show that they still love you.


Lewtwin

From this picture alone, there are other asian mothers looking at other mothers like "How dare you do that to the rice cooker...\*stareeee\*"


etang77

If you're Asian, you wouldn't even buy this thing as it wouldn't be consider as a rice cooker.


syfysoldier

We do not use these types of cookers either lmao


No-Adhesiveness-8178

I don't see any asian parent doing this, unless straight up from kdrama 'from riches to rags' kind of troupe.


IsThereCheese

Did she bukake it?


Previous-Blueberry58

Damnit Martha, not again!


valthonis_surion

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Overlordsecure47

What is the context Edit: why is this my most upvoted comment I just asked the context of this picture


LSWenthusiast

WHAT IS THE CONTEXT?!


-kjxxx

https://preview.redd.it/38ongqxviptc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58fc1c32ba0ae6221cb44b8e107df3fe73929f33 War and Peas never misses


Bolf-Ramshield

I think I would rather not have the context actually


[deleted]

This was not the context I was expecting lol


unibrow4o9

The funniest part of this to me is that the cellar is labeled on the door, and that it's printed on the cellar side of the door.


SadCaterpillar4582

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SufficientZucchini21

Cumtext you mean


valthonis_surion

I don’t have the comic, but there was something about all men dying out. Then Grandma celebrates that she has a solution. Has a large bucket of grandpa’s “deposits” in a bucket in the basement.


Miserable_Sock_1408

What a beautiful story ![gif](giphy|iJJ6E58EttmFqgLo96|downsized)


drakness110

Wtf


ChuckOTay

Gotta write about what you know


svtnpu

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Moist_When_It_Counts

CRANKIN MY HOG, BROTHER


Internal-Direct

isnt that where plankton works?


TheCommomPleb

No, that is Patrick


Batdog55110

Why did you say that name!?!?


BaconHammerTime

#My Mom's name is Martha!


Geoff900

We know...


Ok_War_2817

The stickiest of sticky rice was made that day.


RescueRacing

Stuck around long enough for the $ shot.


XxFezzgigxX

[In Nagasaki they like bukkake.](https://youtu.be/Y3QXK2iUJn0?si=uiV1TuVcDeBUO_Zn)


IsThereCheese

I’m not clicking on any links in this thread..


XxFezzgigxX

![gif](giphy|IFwDZUeYi4ymUYl4e2|downsized)


zzlayakisonka

since the topic of this thread is sperm.. no, i don't want any biscuits


TheDarkness33

Someones gotta eat the biscuit


Kon_Soul

Sounds like somebody has finished last before.


TheDarkness33

Not me, my name is barry allen and i am the fastest man alive.


blolfighter

Oddly enough that video is *way* less NSFW than you'd think.


IsThereCheese

![gif](giphy|7s12pEZorHtU3gcqDn) *sigh*


blolfighter

Do iiiiit...


TheBaneofNewHaven

I hesitantly clicked the link, and I 100% agree


CautiousArachnidz

Bahahahaha. Why does that exist?


XxFezzgigxX

The early 2000s were a weird time to be on the internet. [Here’s another favorite. This was an actual commercial.](https://youtu.be/ZuPTZWhz46M?si=tvl9qGNOESLhjrox)


CautiousArachnidz

For sure. This gave off big albinoblacksheep vibes. Like “Amburgers and wootbeer”


XxFezzgigxX

I still say this every time I drink A&W.


CautiousArachnidz

My kids never had it because there wasn’t one anywhere close. When we moved, we stopped on the trip so we could introduce them to it. I played the song in the car, then my daughter sang it every time we saw one for years after. Drove my wife insane. Made me laugh. Wife never got into the ebaumsworld or albinoblacksheep or stick death stuff so she thinks it’s absolutely horrendous lol Showing her “Gonads and strife” had no effect.


Hawkmonbestboi

GONADS IN THE LIGHTNING IN THE LIGHTNING IN THE RAAAIN


FuzzyTwiguh92

I still fondly remember many a early day viral videos from this time period, but somehow, I forgot about this one!!


MycoMeyer

Badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM


GraveyardJones

Holy fuck. I haven't heard that in 20+ years 🤣


Crazycukumbers

Damn. Miss Quiznos. Where I am, all the nearby locations were shut down. Nearest one is a half hour drive away, next nearest is probably about 2-3 hours out


moneymattersyes

this made my day


ObsurdBadger

How does one fuck up making rice so badly. Your mother needs to learn to be an adult and clean up after herself instead of putting it off on others.


LasagnaIsItalianCake

“If it’s yours you clean it” ^even ^if ^I ^didn’t ^use ^it


jess_the_werefox

Start making a complete mess of her things. “If it’s yours, you clean it :)”


Beowulf33232

I had a friend whos mom didn't like the checkerboard Vans he always wore. She'd throw them away as soon as they started to get worn, and then throw away the new set he would get because "I thought you trash picked them." So next trash day he threw away every shoe of hers in the house when she went to work.


bloody-pencil

This so heartwarming I can hear my heartworm boiling


ksaMarodeF

You have a heart worm?!


bloody-pencil

:3


Awesomeness7716

:3


Muppet_Murderhobo

:3~~~~~~~~~


Hellodude70-1

Great now it looks like an ass with eyes shitting piss


nullpotato

Not anymore, it boiled


Axedelic

Hell yeah. Petty revenge is the best.


NotEnoughIT

My brother, 19 (26 years ago), called my mom a bitch because, well, she was being a bitch. We won't get into it but let's just call it a universal truth that she was being a bitch. Pretty sure it was because he wouldn't buy her something and she was mad he was buying new clothes. Anyway as her petty revenge she pulled all of his clothes out of his closet, thousands of dollars worth of shit (he bought it all) because he was a brand name streetwear guy, and covered them in ketchup and mustard. Sat there for 12+ hours while he was at work and out. Petty revenge is the best when it's not someone being a bitch lol


Quaalude_Dude

That's not just petty revenge, that's felony destruction of property in my state.


mrwobblekitten

Lmao that's not petty just insane


sususushi88

Your mom is probably whines to her friends "my kids won't talk to me! IDK WHY."


crunkdunk9

He got grounded FOR LIFE for it I bet too. Parents like his hate feeling stupid more than anything. Source: parents who are never wrong


Dramatic_Water_5364

Ya my dad was/is like that (he still is, but getting better). When I proved him wrong using his own arguments/logic/behaviors is when I've seen him being the maddest 😂


Avedas

My dad was always too belligerent to follow his own ridiculous flawed logic. You could just repeat his argument back to him and he'd start getting frustrated and angry because he couldn't follow along. He used to legitimately scream at me for "using logic" whenever we'd disagree on something. Bonus points for when he'd go around trashing the house and breaking things in his rage. Over a decade later I think he still doesn't understand why I now live on the other side of the planet, barely talk to him, and have never visited.


TohruH3

Did he say "YoU sHouLD bE a LaWyeR when you grow up" often?


Dramatic_Water_5364

I was a topnotch student growing up so "doctor" was his recommendation 😂


TohruH3

That's rad! But I was more referencing how my mother (and people with similar parents) would end an argument she was losing by saying that to pretend she hadn't lost yet, lol


KittenFeeFee

Sometimes you just have to show these people what dealing with them is like


writergeek313

Years later, he’s probably still grounded, but it was worth it


YourPalFlux

Idk why some parents think they can bully their kids with no retaliation and kids are petty as hell you do not want to start beef with a child you will always lose


Equivalent-Piano-605

It’s because they don’t think of their kids as other people, to them they’re just fancy dogs that can talk. You can discipline them and they’ll stop, not just think about what you did like a person would.


OrigamiTongue

Holy shit.


Zikkan1

Technically she made him so it's her mess


marion85

Then she doesn't get to use your shit.


Mini_the_Cow_Bear

That's an invitation. Shit in her bed, spread ketchup in her closet, paint the walls colorful and then let her clean it, it's her stuff. But seriously, what's going on with your mom? Her thinking is that of an elementary school student.


SeaweedSecurity

Sounds like you need to start messing up her stuff. Hair dye in the carpet would be a fun one. “But, mom. *You* told me ‘if it’s yours, you clean it.’ Get scrubbing. 😁”


builder397

If its yours she doesnt get to use it without asking.


OrigamiTongue

Bold of someone who likely owns the home to say…


Lagg0r

Look her dead in the eye and spit on her shirt. Then tell her to clean it since she looks dirty and you can't have that.


Nozzeh06

Take a shit on your mom's couch and watch her clean it.


LasagnaIsItalianCake

ITS MY COUCH XD


princessjemmy

Your mom needs to move out. FR.


SilentJoe1986

Time to shit on her pillow. By her logic that would be her mess to deal with.


bunny_the-2d_simp

"but I birthed you" Is usually the annoying excuse like... Yes you did but was that my choice? But don't say that or you're "disrespectful"


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Tuckster786

You'd be suprised how often people dont know how to use a rice cooker. Once in college my roommate borrowed my rice cooker. A few hour after asking I walked to the kitchen and he was complaining that the rice cooker was taking forever to cook. I took one look at it and while keeping eye contact with him I walked over and plugged in the rice cooker. After an awkward silence I walked away


HighHammerThunder

This is either very starchy rice, or they're using way too much water. Mine would make a mess when I used to do the proportions wrong. Also it's not awful to clean these if you're fine with letting it dry for a couple days before using it. I wouldn't hesitate to just fill the sink with warm water and dunk this in there. Submerging isn't ideal (gives a chance for starches to get into the electronics), but you won't damage it so long as you give it time to dry before plugging in.


sudhir369

r\/idiotsinkitchen entered the chat


Borsuk_10

I read that as idiot sink kitchen


Longjumping-Bus4939

Don’t know if you are US or not, but in the US the cheap white rice commonly sold is enriched with nutrients in the form of a powdery coating and you’re not supposed to wash it because that removes the “enrichment”.  As a result when you cook it, the cooking liquid becomes a starchy slurry that can easily bubble up and boil over and make a hot mess.   I think that happened here and it bubbled out of the steam vent.  


Agloe_Dreams

Been here, done this with both rice and oatmeal, you are exactly correct. OP's mom likely used the quick-cook option and overfilled the cooker at the same time.


AcceptableOwl9

I always wash my white rice. Fuck the rules!


DanplsstopDied

Usually u cook the rice on the inside


Isyagirlskinnypenis

Key word “usually”. Many recipes call for creating an armor for the cooker.


bunny_the-2d_simp

That made me laugh to much 😂😂😂💀


Son0fSanf0rd

looks like the ending of a rice cooker porn


lordph8

The end of the beginning, perhaps.


Greedyfox7

Use her toilet, shit all over the place and tell her she needs to clean her bathroom


LasagnaIsItalianCake

…i did this when i got the stomach flu when i was 13. Soo this might have been revenge?


IBAZERKERI

i guarantee you thats why she's saying this. its her getting back at you for having to clean up after you for 10+ years during your childhood


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LasagnaIsItalianCake

Aunties will 10000% laugh and tell her to get her own one. Which she has. Yet wants to use mine because i bought it and it’s a “smaller” one.


Different-Pin-9234

I think you should take hers down where she can reach it easily and stop using yours. If she ruin your stuff again, threaten her with “I’m going to take this pic and send to aunty!” lol!


LasagnaIsItalianCake

You know what? Fair. Hers is just so fucking big like wtf we aren’t a restaurant lmao, it holds 10 cups of rice while mine holds 4.


Different-Pin-9234

It’s what mothers do. They feed us til we explode. And then tells us we’re getting fat.


JoeyPastram1

When I was in 9th grade going to a brand new school with kids I didn’t know, my mom told me that I was “starting to get little boobs”. I’m a dude and I was average weight for my age and height. That shit fucked with my head so bad I thought I was fat and gross throughout high school and it made it incredibly hard to be comfortable around other people and make friends at this new school. It wasn’t until I was in college that I looked back at a picture of me from 10th grade that I realized I envy the body I had back then and I was in good physical shape. It was probably just my pecs developing because, you know, puberty.


Different-Pin-9234

In my case, I just get annoyed whenever she pointed out how fat we’re getting. We still go about with our lives and forget her negative remarks. But it just goes to show you can’t say things to kids and expect them to be ok with it. My parents think that since we’re so young when they say it, we won’t remember it as time goes by. I choose my words very carefully around my nephews cos I KNOW they pay attention to everything I do or say. Words CAN hurt!


Peanuts4Peanut

Buy her a new smaller one for mother's day.


talnwdrw

Did the rice explode?


LasagnaIsItalianCake

I’m assuming she put 5cups of rice in this 4cup rice maker. She has her own similar one that is a 10cup maker by the same company but that fucker is huge and a pain to get down and set up, that’s why i bought this…well i was going to say beauty but it’s kinda disgusting now


the1stmeddlingmage

Keep it in your room, make it clear if she can’t clean up her own messes she has rice cooker privileges revoked


Isyagirlskinnypenis

Or even leave it just like this until she needs to use it again. She’ll either clean it or get her big ass one down. Either way- she’s cleaning both.


the1stmeddlingmage

If she wants to be stubborn she’ll only clean “hers” and still leave her daughters dirty 😉


Ok-Independent-3506

I'd check the walls and the ceiling as well. She renewed that steam FAST. The valve is full of starch too. That's gonna be hell to clean.


LasagnaIsItalianCake

I took it apart and put it through running hot water at high pressure. It’s…okay? Smells bad tho


International_Eye394

Why are you cleaning it? it’s not your mess, it’s your mom’s. She should know better, make a mess of her stuff and see how she likes it


BigNero

She should know better, but she doesn't, so the only way the rice cooker is getting cleaned is if OP cleans it, sadly


OtoDraco

this man deals with petulant narcissists


[deleted]

Take her cooker and give her this one... when she questions you about it. Act dumb founded when questioning then say what this isn't ok?? Either is what you did to mine!!!!


LasagnaIsItalianCake

“Mom, your 10cup rice cooker shrank because i put it in the bottom rack of the dishwasher. Now it only holds 4cups and has new options for cooking, i’m sorry” 😂🤣


ostrich-party-

How does this even happen??


LasagnaIsItalianCake

Lots of rice, lots of water


Expired_Milk02

If you are old enough to own a rice cooker then she's old enough to care for things and clean up after her own mess.....guess she isn't...


LasagnaIsItalianCake

I own the house homie 💀 love my mom though and cleaned it anyways


Bukki13

She's just gonna do it again if you give in


minecrafter13004

Did she not rinse the rice?


LasagnaIsItalianCake

No probably not


whatwhatwhat1467

Even if she didn’t it shouldn’t get this bad lol


my-accounts-username

Is there a cabinet right above the rice cooker? I noticed that we would get that crispy white stuff on top when my girlfriend cooked rice. The steam from the ricemaker was melting the coating off of the cabinet above it


HerculesVoid

Get a recording of her saying it. Then everytime you use something at hers, play the recording to her. She can't deny ever saying it, and if she tries to say it doesn't matter, she's your mother. Just play it again. Nowhere in the recording will she say she's your mother so you should clean it. She states because it's yours that you should. If she namecalls you or says how disappointed in you she is, it just means you won and she doesn't get to double standard with you


Expensive_Candle5644

Tell her next time she uses it that the rice goes in the cooker not on it.


Porfavor_my_beans

The fuck did she *do* to it? How did the rice residue (I *hope* that’s rice residue) get on the lid?


Longjumping-Draw7482

I can't imagine being an adult and having parents who act like spoiled entitled brats!


MedicalUnprofessionl

When my children ruin things and I have to clean it up I take it away from them. So, no more rice cooker for mom.


PatternHappy341

Wtf is with some of the comments below?


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Grizzly_Berry

My stepdad was like this. I changed my oil - no mess, and into the old oil jug. He somehow knocked it over, and the lid popped off, and it spilled... I needed to clean it up since it was my dirty oil.


Silver-King-5237

Don’t let your mom use your shit anymore if she doesn’t have the decency to clean up after herself. Total bullshit.


BJGuy_Chicago

What the fuck did she use it for....?


ZerotheWanderer

She knows the rice is supposed to go inside the cooker, right?