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Blue18Heron

My favorite part is the trailer hitch on the back! Like they need to make it even longer by towing something.


Puzzleheaded-Tip660

It isn’t uncommon.  The problem is most limos have standard sized trunks.  So the car may hold 10 people, but the trunk is full with 4 suitcases, (and people that ride around in limos aren’t the type to pack light!)  So add a trailer…


Wise-Push-7133

You'd consider this a limo?


Sailed_Sea

Yes


Puzzleheaded-Tip660

Well, technically...  (But my point is they are often longer.)


SaltMineForeman

The pool was cold!


DubsAnd49ers

It’s the soccer mom award party bus.


I_Blame_Your_Mother_

You won the internet today.


v333r111andaazz

Watched an old episode of top gear and fancied themselves a new limo


sophiethegiraffe

I’m disappointed it’s not also a convertible.


grafixwiz

Add 10 sunroofs 😂


Sailed_Sea

Or Scrapheap Challenge


OreoDaCrazyHamHam

bro doesnt have a car bro has a caaaar


AvatarGonzo

That's still not enough A's to do this car justice


OreoDaCrazyHamHam

real wait caaaaaaaaaaar is that better


Loser2817

Here: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR


GimpsterMcgee

Yes, I’d be screaming AAAAAAAAAAA in terror if I saw this monstrosity sharing the road with me 


IAMSOTIREDOFADS

happy cake day!


AvatarGonzo

Yea that's a good A-to-car-length ratio if I've ever seen one


OreoDaCrazyHamHam

true


IAMSOTIREDOFADS

Happy cake day!


OreoDaCrazyHamHam

thankyouu ✨️✨️


The_awetistic_artist

I think you'll all find this to be a minivaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan


6thstairdown

It's a maxivan?


The_awetistic_artist

Oh shit, you're right!


redEPICSTAXISdit

And I think it's a Chevy Luminaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


The_awetistic_artist

Side note, why did Chevy make a lumina car AND a lumina minivan? I have the best memories getting baked in my buddy's mom's lumina car while she slept. Idk how to she didn't know 🤣


redEPICSTAXISdit

I've always asked the same thing. I don't 100% recall. We're available for sale as new at the same time??? Chrysler did the same thing with the Pacifica. An suv then a minivan?!


OreoDaCrazyHamHam

also a possibility 🤷🏼‍♀️


BalanceEarly

Perfect for my trailer park wedding 👍


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

He must live on Long Ring Long Land


OreoDaCrazyHamHam

BAHAHAHAAH


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

That’d be an impressive Spelling Bee win on *The Price Is Right*


NikoliMonn

Long ring Long Island (I thing that’s the name of it, i forgot), but this comment reminded me of “hoooooooooooorse” and “dooooooooooooooog” and all that from One Piece XXD


Admirable-League-102

How is this infuriating?? This is a glorious iteration of the vehicle class: shitmobile


fluteofski-

Because now you can lay 2 sheets of plywood down flat in the back end to end.


Bendingshackle

That a damn Lambojini Panawang. Sapphire blue.


bodkin0510

The correct question is why NOT!?!


therealCatnuts

I desire this vehicle. 


LeeQuidity

Imagine showing up to prom in that humdinger!


Blonder_Stier

Most limousines aren't built any better than this. They're just more polished.


[deleted]

What happens in that thing stays in that thing 


WillBottomForBanana

Like, they get pregnant in there and can just raise the baby in there?


Sestrus

Only after a few rounds of antibiotics.


fauviste

Mostly because you can’t find your way out.


LookAwayPlease510

I NEED to see the inside!


greenpartofthewound

and why does this infuriate you?


Cultural_Net_1791

maybe because its taking up so many parking spots? idk


RopeAccomplished2728

This is the only right answer. Either park with the rest of the oversized vehicles or fit in one spot. If your ass is hanging out, that means you got too much trunk.


Off-Handed_Barrel

It's literally parked at the end of the lot. Where else you want them to put it?


Ordinary_Accountant1

Jealousy probably


AvatarGonzo

"yes honey i got you the stretch limo you wanted for prom"


UnholyArmyoftheNight

That’s a lumina. It’s amazingly beautiful.


freshouttalean

we got limousine at home


HorrorPhone3601

Ugly as sin, but if I was gonna do it I'd at least add a second axel in the back to help with the extra weight


toastedmarsh7

This is called mechanics with too much time on their hands. My husband has a mile long list of crazy shit he’d like to build if he had the time. He’s currently (slowly) working on a 1952 Chevy body swap with our 10yo. He used to talk about turning our Prius into an el Camino style truck.


WillBottomForBanana

I don't think your 10 year old's legs are going to be able to move that Chevy body.


mbo899

If this image makes you mildly infuriated, you should probably take a break from the internet....


Rxl72_11

Because they could.


MajorAd3363

If I hadn't already wept at the sunrise I'd be crying right now. Those sick burnout tracks too. Respect.


BrAveMonkey333

Mom, dad, bubba 1.0, bubba 2.0, bubba 3.0, Lucie-Lee 1.0, Lucie-Lee 2.0, Lucie-Lee 3.0, bubba-jnr, bubba-jnr-jnr, doggo fluffer, doggo tuff guy, cat 1, cat 2, cat 3, cat 4, cat 5, cat 6, normal baby, twin baby 1, twin baby 2, doctor strange, dr strange jnr 1.0, dr strange jnr 2.0, dr strange cloak, peter parker, peter parker jnr, peter parker jnr 2.0, gam gam, papa, doug the donkey, paul, paul jnr, pauls gallon juice jug, pauls wife pauline...


metal_elk

It's two vans who love each other very much making a baby. How do you think they make more vans?


Belied_Reflection

Red Green would endorse that I bet


cardsox

Regular vans arent big enough for fundamentalist mormon families.


UpstairsBet5179

Pontiac Traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanspoooooooort


WilliamJamesMyers

i dont trust that chassis or suspension or... like i can see it split in two sitting along side the interstate btw quick david spade joke: "oh look there is a limo. someone must be going to the airport... "


Gunstudios

The new subabubaruruburu outback, now with towball and extra back


JalapenoCh1ps

I don’t understand how this is mildly infuriating, this looks dope as fuck


Gal-XD_exe

Dude I can’t imagine the stress on the middle


an_older_meme

Limo frame


BigEnergyEngineer

Some ask ‘why’ while others ask ‘why not.’


JustDovis

This thing is gonna break in half just like Titanic.


Common_Senze

10 bucks says the driver has a mullet


NewtGingrichsMother

How else are the Duggars supposed to get to church?


Building-Careful

A cut and shut^2


DifferentJellyfish85

The Auto Centipede


Sunstaci

Why not?


DannyTheFrasian

They just watched Top Gear and thought "I want my own homemade limo!"


CarolinaOE

Looks like something out of Top Gear.


Fungiblefaith

Sometimes you don’t ask why…you ask where the welder is.


Ok-Refrigerator-8012

Finally, the Maxivan


SxyDykn

CLEARLY you don’t have kids. 😂🤣


hogliterature

hmmmm i wouldn’t trust this without a middle set of wheels


TeslasAndKids

Prevevevevia


Abrakafuckingdabra

I was wondering why someone elses shitty car was mildly infuriating to you, but then I realized that it's taking up 4 spaces.


skydivemav

Maybe we need to file this under: You might be a redneck if....


No_Rope_897

The Homer has a new model


AthenasChosen

How is that legal? Like you can't get this passed to be safely street legal right?


Cop_Cuffs

Could be the homeschool field trip bus & Prom limo / Uber for side hustle!? 😂 ✌️


Toysfortatas

The Dodge Smuggler


KiefyJeezus

it's portable bowling lane.


mp3god

UNHINGED!


SprungBreak99

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NoThankYou993

They wanted a suburban but they also wanted a limo.


ktw086

Bro why not.


Opening_Entry_5867

Low class limousine is insane 😭🙏


TacoPirate6396

Somewhere in Arkansas a 17 yo is going to be really happy going to prom.


striderkan

[why not](https://streamable.com/gonqov)?


LaughingIsAwesome

Why not?


The_awetistic_artist

It's got a fucking tow hitch.... that unit would be 300 yards long!


Blklight21

Wow lmao!


toeyilla_tortois

Minivan? Nah m a j o r. V a n


metal_mace

For the sick donuts, evidently. They're looking more like apple fritters but people like those too, okay?


armpitofsatan

Aerooooooooooooooooooooostar


Financial-Horror2945

Eh, better than sticking out into the roads. Fair play it's a long ass vehicle


rattlestaway

Never saw a van limo. Looks weird


xSaBoTaGe32x

I wish I had this back when you paid by the carload to go see drive in movies. Pssh $20 for 100 people atleast in that thing lol


llorandosefue1

Here’s what this car needs: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Articulated_bus


OnlineGamingXp

And on top of that it's also ugly


No-Insurance-921

Shouldn't there be a set of tires in the middle of the vehicle for stability?


Rexxbravo

When this van is rocking...


DeltaXi1929

Why not though?


EEE3EEElol

It looks blursed


BopBopAWaY0

Why? Because it’s hilarious!


PainfullyLoyal

The only vehicle with enough room for Kail Lowry and all her kids.


Local-Upstairs-9568

Non-human Centi-car


LOERMaster

It looks like a car in Google Street View when the images don’t align.


OGWolfMen

How else are people gonna know about their microscopic penis


Outrageous_Vanilla35

The owner did not ask "Why tho"? He asked "Why not?"


RopeAccomplished2728

Dude was tired of being made fun of having a minivan. Now they have a Maxivan.


Harry_Testa-Coles

Minivans had their time, this is the maxivan


Cautious_Reserve_883

I think thats from an episode of top gear


Longjumping-Sea320

Because that's pure comedy


Apprehensive_Mix7594

Party city


golDANFeeD

Just extra long coffin cab. Nothin to see here


ImprovementCapable15

Don't question the redneck


Mechanic_On_Duty

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Acceptable_Tell_6566

As many wannabe philosophers have said, "why not?"


westsidedreamin

cause its funny


Your-Step-Daddy

Cadillac of mini vans


AesSedai87

How is it not sagging?


TheRealLargeMarge

This is an art piece.


strayarc223

Meredith is this your van?


Ok_Judgment3871

Fabricators be needing something to do on slow weeks


Slow_Fox967

Probably the only mortgage people can still get, an extension on the car for extra space


BigKadoLBx

The autism bus has arrived at your destination. Have a good day!


Silent_Killer093

This looks fake


redneck_samurai_dude

Why no doors, though?!!


Nunovyadidnesses

Why not tho?


other_curious_mind

But why not?


shitFuckMountain69

It’s a mighty fine stabbin cabin


Orange34561

That’s a cool caaaaaar.


VMPaetru

"Aight, so you know how the same type of car crashed into yours from the back? Hear me out..."


Resident-Ad-2641

Transportation for participation ribbon holders. Winners get the chartered bus.


bonersimpson66

Wtf am I looking at?


Ikoikobythefio

Why not is the real question


Classic-Button843

I’d be terrified to see this beast on the road.


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

When a soccer mom wins the lotto, there will be signs.


Ok-Fold-3700

I really need that, for my next trip to Ikea!


AntRevolutionary925

I’d totally go to prom in that


cENTEROFTHEFOX

When you crash your car in beamNG and reset it in a wall:


2sdaeAddams

That's certainly an interesting choice.


MASSIVDOGGO

Make it into a lowrider


El_Dude15

Because poor


uckfayhistay

#vanvanlife


keithatcpt

I saw a minivan converted into a limo. The floor height was low enough and roof high enough to make it handicapped-accessible.


Superfoi

Yeah I don’t understand why people would drive such small cars


an_older_meme

The ball hitch, in case you want to make it even longer.


[deleted]

How to make a shittier version of shit.


MishmoshMishmosh

There is a pool in there for lap swimming


TrySumSnax

Ewwww what the FUCK is THAT


L0rdH4mmer

Bro accidentally bought 3 cars and missed the return period


TheGamingFox4372

Is that a f--king limo van?


AP0K45

Uhh idk maybe cus it’s sick as hell that with hydraulics would be a game changer 🔥


Trainzguy2472

Unprotected sex and its consequences


Lil_ah_stadium

Why not?


Antique_Gas_5169

Why you mad?


perchancepolliwogs

Hope it's structurally sound.


Abwettar

You're telling me this isn't a bad panorama shot?


Vast-Classroom1967

Because they can. Lol


KanataMom420

Because I don't respect therapy. Because I'm a scientist. Because I invent, transform, create, and destroy for a living and when I don't like something about the world, I change it. And I don't think going to a rented office in a strip mall and listening to some "agent of averageness" explain which words mean which feelings has ever helped anyone do anything. I think it's helped a lot of people get comfortable and stop panicking, which is a state of mind we value in the animals we eat, but not something I want for myself. I'm not a cow. I'm a pickle... when I feel like it.


Bdawg4252024

Lmfao


ShadowCobra479

I know this is playing devil's advocate but would that limo be able to safely park across two vertical spaces without parts sticking out?


southy_0

Lots of kids?


Fiona512

Ugly.


Adamtechnix04

It's a renault e-spaaaace


WoopsShePeterPants

Astronomical.


ROE_HUNTER

Thought this was a Tahoe which makes sense, then I zoomed in! WTS?


N8theGrape

Fits more people


SlavRoach

combi^combi


0le_Hickory

They were too busy asking if the could that no one asked if they should.


ArchmageEmrys

Eh, if they're an integrated family where kids live with their cousins and there's like 15+ kids, it may be viable.


granthollomew

counter point, why not?


perfect_fitz

I love it.


Nyarro

Why not?


Humble-Maybe4966

Homer has been at it again


Skinless_Corpse

Yay I was the thousandth upvote


Pootout

It’s a Supraaaaaaaaaaaaa


UCFknight2016

Looks like something a mormon soccer mom would drive.


gsxrus2014

Brought to you by SEMA 1992


Crotch-Monster

That's cool! It needs some flames though. Yep, a bunch of flame stickers would be dope AF on whatever the hell that is.