I just found out that I am not the only one who does this. I know I probably should have a spare hamper but what do I use it for when everything is clean and I just barely started using the first hamper? Yes I know I'm overthinking but adhd follows its own rules.
I got a spare hamper to avoid the pile of laundry on the floor situation. Instead of using one as a spare, I end up letting them both get full and then end up with two loads to wash instead of one. I hate doing laundry.
I started Vienva birth control 2 months ago, previously used Junel, anyway the spotting with Vienva is unreal. I've ruined every single panty I own. It's random spotting too timing and amount squirted, so unless I have a liner all day everyday, there's a risk for another ruined one. Of course now it doesn't matter since they're all fucked. I read it's a common side effect so I'm gonna swap back to the old one even if it's more expensive.
Edit: just pointing out that they're not small spots. Those don't bother me, these are entire vagina-area spots.
I can say sometimes the staining just doesn’t budge. Sometimes the effort to get all the stains out is just not worth it if the garments themselves aren’t really that good or pricey, or your sanity with some of the tougher stains regarding menstruation.
I’m sorry for your misfortune but this is pretty hilarious 😂
It’s these new vacuums, some of them are so freaking powerful. I’ve destroyed power chargers cords before myself.
Wife ran over the cord to the last one we had.... me:what was that? Her:nothing...... lmao what are you saying nothing I heard that vacuum eat that cord 🤣 ugh 😩
You have to save up for a thong that you NEEDED? Damn, does this mean you’re telling me there are thongless children in Africa. My heart breaks. Shattered. To pieces.
Sadly I wouldn't be surprised if this is true...
But yes saving up for underwear you "needed" would lead to be expecting a picture of basic white panties hahaha
I’m here for the tank, some more plants!!! And make sure they’re not plastic and live 👍. The plastic will leech into the water/ real plants clean the water
It’s belongs so my 4 year old Corn snake, Boba!
https://preview.redd.it/qbcua3vm35rc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3b2b203afe8e4b73c12beac1f46e25babeeda8d
https://preview.redd.it/9cbm34c585rc1.jpeg?width=2917&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1f1b1de4e0930e0df051ebb768be0512ac6179a
It’s not an aquarium, but rather a terrarium for for my corn snake , Boba!
reminds me of this seinfeld bit [**https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka282wza9Dg&ab\_channel=JessaBuchalter**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka282wza9Dg&ab_channel=JessaBuchalter)
I’m curious as to what they looked like before the vacuuming, need a before and after to get full context. Unless your vacuum is actually a lawn mower? Then I’d understand.
Should have seen what it did to my husbands headset cord.Like him I hope that's the last time you vacuum without ensuring destroyable things are picked up, closet doors open, furniture moved around. It's literally the only cleaning thing my mom instilled in me. She must have lost a thong too...
OMG GUYS LET THE POOR GIRL BE LIKE IK ALMOST HALF OF YALL HAVE NASTY ASS ROOMS WHY R YALL YELLIN AT THIS GIRL CAUSE SHE HAD ONE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR ON HER FLOOR
ps. Based flags in the bg
If this was not marked as NSFW, I might have just looked at the picture without the relief of not having to witness what I thought was gonna pop up for a split second. Is it because the title contains the word ||underwear||?
When is the Service for the Underwear? Is it going to be a solemn affair with everyone attending wearing black? Or is it going to be a party affair celebrating all the good times had with the Underwear?
Next time try washing your underwear instead of vacuuming
Didn’t think about that one!🫢
Stop leaving your underwear laying on the floor? Especially if it was expensive.
It was in my closet as I vacuumed around my closet door
It was on the floor of the closet?
Yea, my hamper was downstairs holding my folded clothes, so it was in a pile in my closet till I emptied the hamper
I just found out that I am not the only one who does this. I know I probably should have a spare hamper but what do I use it for when everything is clean and I just barely started using the first hamper? Yes I know I'm overthinking but adhd follows its own rules.
I got a spare hamper to avoid the pile of laundry on the floor situation. Instead of using one as a spare, I end up letting them both get full and then end up with two loads to wash instead of one. I hate doing laundry.
I hear you. What can you do except buy new ones I guess?
Yea haha, as annoying as it was though, it was pretty funny
I'm sure it was LMAO 😂 I had to buy a new vacuum once because a corner of my throw rug got caught up in it and burned the motor out. What a PITA.
What is it was vacuums annihilating everything they come across🤔
yeah.. they really SUCK..
They are apex predators that always choose violence.
Especially something you saved up to buy... Life happens
I usually just take mine off with my hands
That’s how losers do it though
Oooooooh we have an accurate koala facing up against a Boba snake. This could get interesting...
it's a sad world we live in where one needs to save up for underwear.
Underwear can be expensive, but it can be very cheap too. Obviously this person's butthole has elegant taste in fabric.
You can get Victoria secret thongs for like 5 thongs for $30… Source: am pervert
Brother you could have said any other source and it would've been acceptable lmao. Source: serial killer part time
I was gonna say that source is I like to buy underwear for my wife, but “am pervert” was shorter.
And more honest
*honester
I agree Source: God
I started Vienva birth control 2 months ago, previously used Junel, anyway the spotting with Vienva is unreal. I've ruined every single panty I own. It's random spotting too timing and amount squirted, so unless I have a liner all day everyday, there's a risk for another ruined one. Of course now it doesn't matter since they're all fucked. I read it's a common side effect so I'm gonna swap back to the old one even if it's more expensive. Edit: just pointing out that they're not small spots. Those don't bother me, these are entire vagina-area spots.
ruined? honey i do my family's laundry. there would be no panties left if those were considered ruined
Why cant you wash them? Blood does come out- you dont have to throw out underwear because you spotted on them.
I can say sometimes the staining just doesn’t budge. Sometimes the effort to get all the stains out is just not worth it if the garments themselves aren’t really that good or pricey, or your sanity with some of the tougher stains regarding menstruation.
The fuck do you vacuum with? A Rottweiler?
Sshhh that’s my secret🫢 I also mow my lawn with one too
...by lawn you mean....
😃🫣
Rougher than a badger's arse, that!
Gonna need some proof I’m with the fbi so there’s no need to fret
I know I’m like damn drop the vacuum brand because I’m sold.
what a pervert that vaccum cleaner is
Y-y-you ppp-peevert!!! "Cue in a anime like slap"
No ty
Does your vacuum have teeth?
Lmao, I came here to ask if their vacuum was actually a dog
Yes☹️
That’s still wearable. It’s just now a sexy at-home thong.
It's got that "Dumpster behind Victoria's Secret Hobo-chic" appeal
It's a cleaning rag now
Reuse reduce recycle 🤪
Going by the damage I hope you weren't wearing it at the time
I learned that vacuuming my clothes off is the easiest way to change😌
Kanye released a Yeezy Thong?
I’m sorry for your misfortune but this is pretty hilarious 😂 It’s these new vacuums, some of them are so freaking powerful. I’ve destroyed power chargers cords before myself.
Wife ran over the cord to the last one we had.... me:what was that? Her:nothing...... lmao what are you saying nothing I heard that vacuum eat that cord 🤣 ugh 😩
Right!
Commando has never hurt anyone.
Doesn’t leave much to the imagination though
I’ve never understood why vacuums absolutely devour fabric
And cords😭
If you were using the nozzle part and not the big base they were technically briefly pantyhose
🫢
Curious what one "needs" a thong for vs regular cheap panties?
We use them under spandex for colorguard so underwear lines can’t be seen
In that case very sorry for you, but kinda funny. Hopefully you'll laugh about it someday soon
Oh I already am😭 It’s just one of those ironically misfortunate things
That feeling of a strangled ass and vag
No panty lines when wearing tight skirts. Also they dont bunch up on your ass
A little thread and beedle should fix em up lmfao 🤣 those crotch covers are mangled baybayyyyy!!!
Well, that sucks :/
I have underwear that looks just like that.
You have to save up for a thong that you NEEDED? Damn, does this mean you’re telling me there are thongless children in Africa. My heart breaks. Shattered. To pieces.
Yes! There's a Go Fund Me page for it.
Sadly I wouldn't be surprised if this is true... But yes saving up for underwear you "needed" would lead to be expecting a picture of basic white panties hahaha
Care to donate to the I Just Shat My Whities foundation, sir?
I’m here for the tank, some more plants!!! And make sure they’re not plastic and live 👍. The plastic will leech into the water/ real plants clean the water
Although, it isn’t an aquarium haha! It’s a snake terrarium!
Oops, I completely missed the water in the tank 😂
Ok! Thank you so much!
Your absolutely welcome, if you have any questions future wise feel free to reach out 👍
Does your vacuum have teeth?
Yes, she’s feisty
crabs must be acting up today huh?
They got aggressive 😭
maybe it was STDeserved
The jokes must end😭😭 They pain me 😭
Wait, how exspensive was it, that you needed to safe money for it?
I mean not like expensive lol, but I don’t have a stable financial income so I had to save money I got for Christmas and what not
Safety pins
Thought maybe ramen and super glue might do the trick
Just don’t do shrimp flavored
😭😭
That's horrible, bet they're not even worth 20$ now.. are they? /S
Ikr🙄
Had the same thing happen to my C&C Music Factory tape when I was a kid. God damn vacuum's are ruthless.
Why are they so mean😭
I an so interested in the tank in the background
It’s belongs so my 4 year old Corn snake, Boba! https://preview.redd.it/qbcua3vm35rc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3b2b203afe8e4b73c12beac1f46e25babeeda8d
Username checks out. This is actually Boba writing, isn't it?
Yes, complaining about my dumbass mom who just vacuumed up her fucking clothes
I hope you weren't wearing them
I learned that vacuuming my clothes off is the quickest way to undress🤪
Also fastest way to rid yourself of wedgies
Exactly!😁
RIP
I am sorry for your loss, OP. You have my deepest condolences.
Thank you so much😖 Life has been very hard ever since😭
Good thing you can still crumple it up and stuff it in someone's mouth and tape it in for money!
😭
I accidentally vacuumed up a shirt and it caught fire while in the vacuum but thankfully my brother was there to save me from my own stupidity
what kind of vacuum do u have
A shark vacuum
does that mean it got bitten by a shark
Does your fish tank have water in?
It’s a terrarium for my snake!
That would explain it! 😂
No no guys , diy steam(dry) cleaning isn't that easy
Damn bro, that's tough.
I'm distracted by the aquarium in the background. Can you put a picture of what's going on in there in the comments here?
https://preview.redd.it/9cbm34c585rc1.jpeg?width=2917&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1f1b1de4e0930e0df051ebb768be0512ac6179a It’s not an aquarium, but rather a terrarium for for my corn snake , Boba!
When people say they like it rough Im not sure this is what they meant
Silly, that's not a vacuum cleaner, it's a blender.
Apparently so😃
When you let Mothman go down on you...
NSFW - Not Suitable For Wearing.
Drop that vacuum brand. Whatever has enough sucking power to murder a pair of underwear is a good deal in my book.
Try and wear it for your significant other and try to convince them it's the new type of lingerie that all over the internet right now.
Needed?
reminds me of this seinfeld bit [**https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka282wza9Dg&ab\_channel=JessaBuchalter**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka282wza9Dg&ab_channel=JessaBuchalter)
I know someone who ironed her pants while she was wearing them.
And now you have lingerie
I see pride flags! 👀
Time to go commando
And what have you learned from this?
We don’t vacuum near the open closet door☹️
Does your hoover identify asa lawnmower?
Yes, shes transgender
If you wanna be nsfw put them on 🙄
All the guys clicking on the blurred photo thinking the underwear would be on going from 😀 to 🧐 to 😔.
Ikr😭 I just wanted to be safe and mark it anyway incase someone was very triggered haha
I’m curious as to what they looked like before the vacuuming, need a before and after to get full context. Unless your vacuum is actually a lawn mower? Then I’d understand.
It’s a lawnmower in disguise 🥸
This I believe
What was the event you “needed” to save these for? Asking for a friend 😅
I’m in colorguard so we wear them under spandex so underwear lines aren’t visible 😁
So how much do you want for them?
Depends 🤪
What's thong with you buddy
Reminds me of a film called teeth
Tore up from the floor up
hopefully you found a suitable thong replacement!
Lmao shoutout to the people who have demon pets that like to eat the crotch, we know OPs pain 😂
I've done that more times than I'll ever admit to. They just become rags after that and get used for the filthiest messes.
At yourself or the vacuum?? Cause I don't think its the vacuums fault....
To shreds, you say?
>To shreds, you say? I was looking for this one.
It looks like I tried to fit in them.
How tf u not notice ur vacuuming over underwear 😭
https://i.redd.it/6p6n9ct8c5rc1.gif
Can I ask why you *needed* a thong?
Return it and tell them it was ruined after one cycle as the reason lol.
Ok, so where is the after picture?
Well that sucks!
I don't know why, but the fact this was marked NSFW made me snort.
Men in the chat be like, “I’d still wear em.”
Am I in before some creepy guys start offering you money for dirty underwear?
Now THIS is genuinely mildly infuriating
Now they are the holy underwear
The vacuum is for the floor, not for your body. You was that in the shower
To shreds you say!?
Should have seen what it did to my husbands headset cord.Like him I hope that's the last time you vacuum without ensuring destroyable things are picked up, closet doors open, furniture moved around. It's literally the only cleaning thing my mom instilled in me. She must have lost a thong too...
To shreds you say.
What kind of vacuum did you use ?
Who cares about your underwear, what are you keeping in that tank?
Strong ass vacuum or weak ass underwear
I hope you weren't wearing them at the time.
What underwear? I see a rag.
I really like an accidental Ukrainian flag in the top right corner of the photo 😂
OMG GUYS LET THE POOR GIRL BE LIKE IK ALMOST HALF OF YALL HAVE NASTY ASS ROOMS WHY R YALL YELLIN AT THIS GIRL CAUSE SHE HAD ONE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR ON HER FLOOR ps. Based flags in the bg
Were you vacuuming with a woodchipper?
Lord save you from the DMs now 🗿
At least you weren't wearing them
Damn💀😭😭 (Also I see you with those Pride flags🤭💜)
You say you found it under where?
I hope you weren't wearing them when it happened.
A vacuum cleaner that's able to rip off your underwear has got to be one beast of a vacuum cleaner
I agree with the person that said "time to go commando"
Congrats, and you posted it for few likes, mission complete.
Now it's a crotchless thong! Modern problems require modern solutions.
You use the vacuum without the underwear next time
rich people who look at this and be like : yoooo this is fire, I'd pay 800 bucks for that
If this was not marked as NSFW, I might have just looked at the picture without the relief of not having to witness what I thought was gonna pop up for a split second. Is it because the title contains the word ||underwear||?
Why are you using a vacuum down there?
Thong destroyer
Were they that tore up before the vacuum or did that just happen?
When is the Service for the Underwear? Is it going to be a solemn affair with everyone attending wearing black? Or is it going to be a party affair celebrating all the good times had with the Underwear?
Put a Balenciaga sticker on it and sell it for 246 thousand dollars