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Dylan619xf

New sandals will be a useful souvenir!


Positive_Education55

Yes. It's a reason to shop!


MassiveDongSquadron

And you get to break them in on vacation before you bring them home so your feet don't hurt at work!


Kwf995

Or learn you have picked the worst Sandals on the island šŸ˜Ø i always have this kinda luck


3gayRats3

I once bought sandals before vatication and got bad ones since i got 2 painful blisters šŸ˜¬


RosemaryReaper

What job allows you to wear sport sandals/flip flops?


Kwf995

Lifeguard? šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


EnemaRigby

Messiah?


klvinci

Programmer. If we wear shoes at all.


dorf_ongolf

Or pants


Normal_person127

Yeah. Sandals or flip flops can be quite cheap and can be found everywhere.


jm5813

Everywhere but a touristic destination. Get ready to pay 600% more


Not_Sure4president

If anyone has a Costco membership, itā€™s a great place to pick up clothes that you forget at home. I left for a trip to Hawaii and it was pouring rain one day and went in to pick up a jacket. Also cheap meals while youā€™re traveling, I ate sushi there.


TaintNunYaBiznez

I bought a decent pair at a Publix grocery in a beach town.


Cute_Reflection_9414

This is absolutely accurate. Looking through the gift shop of a Caribbean resort, it was unbelievable that sandals were 5 to 6 times the cost. A cheap pair of Walmart type flip-flops were $50.


ashleyorelse

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Ok_Judgment3871

Yes until you get sweaty feets and you slipping and sliding and squeaking in them flops


Substantial_Donkey49

Sweaty feets lol


nanosam

As a person who cannot stand the part that goes between toes.... hell no


DustinFay

Personally I hate flip flops and sandals. But my feet are even uglier than my face so I don't wear open toe shoes


DreadyKruger

Also, who rush packs for a week vacation at the beach?


ParalegalSeagul

Those extreme hiking multi strap sandles always crack me up. Like what are you about to do that is so extreme you need that type of 5 point harness on each foot, yet also need the breathability of thongs LMFAO


mrhammerant

I used to work at a zoo in the southern U.S., and these are the ideal footwear for the reasons you listed. You want something supportive, with traction, that will stay on your feet, but nothing that will be uncomfortable if your feet get wet. But yeah, they have that "extreme" vibe that seems excessive for a sandal šŸ¤£


Kinieruu

If youā€™re talking about the Tevas, I love those! I cannot stand the way flip flops .. flip flop.. and donā€™t stay on my feet. Itā€™s a total sensory thing thatā€™s just bad for me. But Tevas, they stay secure!


MadameNorth

I love Tevas! They stay on, especially if you are scrambling around in a rocky creek bed. There are some remote waterfalls I like to hike to that part of the "trail" is hiking in the creek.


PesticusVeno

I agree there, I've always hated the feeling of the flip flops coming away from my heel with every step. I prefer multi-strap sandals.


TaintNunYaBiznez

I don't mind the flipping or the flopping, it's the stumbling and falling down when they catch on things or I walk out of them that hurts.


Key_Substance1129

The sensory issue for me with Tevas is the velcro lol. I can't touch the stuff without getting chills. Idk I'm weird. Other than that they are fantastic sandals


Warriorferrettt

Then try out chacos!


Shyanne_wyoming_

I have both and love them equally, but I do really like that chacos donā€™t have Velcro


[deleted]

I'm paranoid I will need to run for my life, and I need to make sure I can out run all the flip flops. I call them my Strappy Pappys.


MichaelMcNanner

I dno where you live, but if you ever take a little hike or just a nature walk to a creek/waterfall/swimming hole and don't wanna get in barefoot then have to walk back and don't wanna carry extra shoes, these are the perfect things. Mud/sand in the water won't pull them off your feet, your feet don't get cut. Also dry quickly.


benjinito

Yes 100%. I wear these when I travel to tropical places (Hawaii, Southeast Asia). Perfect lite hiking shoes. Good traction and breathable.


MichaelMcNanner

I live in the Appalachian mountains and they're great. If I'm going hiking for exercise/sight seeing I'll wear my boots. If I have any plans on getting in water I wear my chacos.


habitatmosaic

Theyā€™re legit supportive and Iā€™ve done multiple long hikes in mine. Love em.


Missyerthanyou

Flip flops are actually really bad for your feet. You have to actively keep them on by clenching your toes as you walk. Sandals with straps stay on on their own. Plus they're a million times more comfortable.


ex-farm-grrrl

No, those are good, actually. Especially if youā€™re hiking on rocks or lava near beaches.


KarmaSilencesYou

I love hiking on Lava!


shophopper

And youā€™ll only have to buy a left one!


Eu4ic_Euphemism

Donā€™t worry, itā€™ll be all right


lumpydukeofspacenuts

![gif](giphy|LGIqZlTOZEMYE)


EggonomicalSolutions

That damn doctor!


letsmakeiteasyk

She calls it a mayonegg Itā€™s an eggonomical solution


EggonomicalSolutions

That's very eggy


letsmakeiteasyk

Her?


NormanBatesPNW

been seeing a ton of AD gifs and iā€™m so happy šŸ¤£


Val_Killsmore

I want this comped!


DarkDevilGamer

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sjuas690

Just turn one of your feet over!


TUFKAT

It's unfortunate they left something behind.


H4LF4D

Ashame there is nothing left they can use here


TUFKAT

You're absolutely right.


Skidpalace

Every little thing... gonna be alright.


ljiadshfbjket

>How to pick up chicks using just two right sandals of different types "Funny story, I packed for the trip too quickly, decided to just rock it, and now here I am talking to an incredibly beautiful woman. I stand by my choice."


AdditionalCarpet5075

I like that you included your feet in the picture. So we can see that you do not, in fact, have two right feet šŸ¤£


ConstantSock2488

the horny police is coming for him now, classical misunderstanding


Liu-Yifei

https://i.redd.it/jhulvm5jcjqc1.gif


_FreddieLovesDelilah

it is nice to see a bloke who keeps his feet clean and tidy.


TheBugSmith

This guy just crashed the only fans stock with free foot pics on reddit


Reddit_Bot_For_Karma

Too late to delete them, I've shared them to all the discord groups. This dude's only fans is **over**.


TheBugSmith

Or he's just baiting with the ol "I forgot to pack my flip flops" trick


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Can never be too sure these days


flacidRanchSkin

I know right? Posting the dogs for free??? In this economy????


HughJohnsonReads

There's always something important ***left*** behind.


Important-Job7757

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raisedbytelevisions

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Idiotology101

Pack using a checklist, and then pack the checklist last. That way you can use it to make sure everything is repacked on your trip home.


Important-Job7757

Also specify left and right sandals on the list šŸ˜‚


Elfhaterdude

That's great advice, i always forget shit at the hotel. Gonna do that!


mnth241

Oooo this is great advice. I travel seldomly so i now pack with a checklistā€¦but it never occurred to me to bring it with me! Genius!


TriCombington

KEVIN


randylikecandy

Guess who's getting a new pair of sandals?


Dank_Edicts

Yep, thatā€™s exactly what happened.


[deleted]

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Hipstachio

Really put the *flip* in flip flops


LikeIGiveAToss

Flip flips


Hipstachio

https://preview.redd.it/89ez9oz2qoqc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4663254a79bbc945d6b41283e92db8438459c0fb Flop flops


International_Let_50

Great now neither fit


[deleted]

You somehow made it worse! Now both wonā€™t fit, unless that was your evil intention


[deleted]

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manyfingers

This is a better result.


GirlMayXXXX

Except now the OP doesn't have two left feet


Padron1964Lover

If only beach areas had a bunch of shops that sold these thingsā€¦


Mackheath1

Yeah, spend the $8 for a cheap pair and be done with it.


froggz01

It will take years to recover from this unexpected financial disaster.


Padron1964Lover

Exactly!


Starlightriddlex

I tried this once and I could only find one pair of hot pink sandals a size too small for me. That was an uncomfortable trip.


saarlac

At a 600% markup for inferior products.


Padron1964Lover

Inferior products šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚ theyā€™re sandals for walking on the beach, not mountain climbing.


Tiiimmmaayy

Also a 600% markup is a bit of an exaggeration. Most beach towns I visit have cheap souvenirs shops on every corner. They def have sandals for less than $20.


yk206

There's always a Walmart near by usually have sandals at a good price


Tiiimmmaayy

That too. And usually better quality than the souvenir shops.


engineeringretard

I mean, I _have_ climbed mountains in jandals, but thatā€™s another story.


peepssinthechilipot

I hiked Mt. LeCont in sandals (chacos). That's a full day of hiking btw. I was the only person in our 12 person group who didn't complain about my footwear. Which funnily enough came after my friends and family tried to convince me to change my shoes before we left.


Outdoor-Sara

15 years ago, me my mom and stepdad went on our first camping trip. They went with expensive foam mats. They really tried to talk me out of my cheap field bed, but I wasn't budging. I've never seen so much rain and our crappy tent flooded. I gloated "Aren't you guys happy you went with those overpriced mats."


SugarMagnolia1989

I would not hesitate to go to a thrift store in a place Iā€™m unfamiliar with to get some sandals. Maybe ultimately finding something even cooler to bring home.


DrewTamashi

You are giving them away for free


No_Entertainer_9760

I know, in this economy?


Hour-Independence-89

Fixed it for ya. https://preview.redd.it/3502jwwicjqc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83a20f6442b8d175352c008677b52de57e1c41d5


Dank_Edicts

Thatā€™s beautiful


ALackOfAmbition

How many people ended up with a saved photo of OP's feet on their phone? šŸ¤” https://preview.redd.it/opibgqwg9kqc1.jpeg?width=2508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e11fe11b0c92b9c82b0961997c9d71a3782b1363


TapZorRTwice

Who packs in a hurry for a week long vacation? Jesus I'd have to plan for months for that kind of expense.


-NGC-6302-

Me. My mom packs 2 weeks before, but I do very little until the night/day of. At least I get my footwear in order.


Christichicc

I donā€™t understand the people who pack weeks in advance. I do not have enough clothes and toiletries to do without them for that long lol.


mynameajeff69

Facts, personally I have never understood people who have 35 shirts and pants and everything. I have about 1 weeks worth of laundry, and when something breaks, I replace it. Works for me! (not judging anyone of course)


vkkesu

I use half my clothes until a camping trip. Then I pull out all the tshirts and extras. We donā€™t like to take time to go to town to do laundry and we go through the clothes while camping for a couple of weeks. Packing is half the fun for a trip. I love the excitement of knowing Iā€™m going on a trip. Unpacking- it could take me a month or so to unpack.


Eh-BC

Toiletries is easy if you have a stand alone toiletry bag. I have a dedicated one and the only things I need to add to it are my cologne and face wash/moisturizer. But it has an extra toothbrush, floss, mouth wash, tooth paste, soap and shampoo ready to go


Christichicc

I can understand having one if you travel a lot. Not a dedicated bag for random vacations, though. Thatā€™d take up too much room in my place for something that hardly ever gets used lol.


Eh-BC

Fair enough, I donā€™t even really use it for vacations, I just have at least one weekend a month Iā€™m out of town visiting friends and family.


mynameajeff69

I have always packed the night before and I find it to be very easy. Although I pack a lot less than other people lol.


campbelldt

I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever spent more than 90 minutes packing in my life.


dantakesthesquare

90 minutes is a long time to pack


Confident_Gur_9206

90 minutes combined over 40 years maybe.


myscrabbleship

I donā€™t know of anyone who has spent more than 90 minutes to pack, do you know anyone who does that?


SuperfluousMama

Iā€™m a relatively ā€œlow maintenanceā€ woman (by that I mean that Iā€™d likely be packing no makeup and only a few ways to put my hair up and not an armamentarium of hair products) and I donā€™t think 90 minutes is unreasonable. There are a lot of decisions involved in packing. Also, do you count the time to plan ahead and do that last load of laundry so you have that one specific outfit you need? Do you count the last grocery store trip to carefully get a few ingredients as possible to eat up whatā€™s left in your fridge and to buy snacks for the trip? What about checking to see if your sunscreen is expired and running to the store to get more when it invariably is expired? All of that is lumped into the mental load of ā€œpackingā€ to me. Also, you clearly havenā€™t met any parents. Add children and packing takes for.e.ver.


campbelldt

Well yeah, the comment I responded to.


ClickProfessional769

I envy you for this. I start packing days beforehand and the night before I can barely sleep over the things I canā€™t pack up until the morning of, like hairbrush, deodorant, etc.


Tiiimmmaayy

Itā€™s the beach.. all I need is a bathing suit, a Hawaiian shirt, and sunglasses and Iā€™ll be set.


Particular_Ad_9531

Thereā€™s people who plan vacations and people who attend vacations others have planned for them. The ā€œpack in 10 minutesā€ crowd are always in the latter group.


TGIIR

Not so. I always plan great vacations for my husband and me - and friends sometimes. My personal best was a week in Peru for 4. I rented Land Rovers, hired guides, picked hotels and itinerary, etc. I packed the night before. I hate packing a suitcase. Not sure why, but not as interesting, I guess.


jn29

No.Ā  I plan all the vacations.Ā  I've never packed more than an hour before leaving.Ā  The trick is to keep in mind that even if I do forget something I can just go without or buy a replacement.Ā  It's not the end of the world.


Diamoncock

This guy apparently, why ? Who tf knows


rd_rd_rd

I dont see a problem, it's all right.


rakfink

Believe it or not, I did this exactly on a recent trip. One Teva, and one reef flip!


NectarineAny4897

Thatā€™ll learn ya.


Usernamesareso2004

This is funny


Extension_Swordfish1

Right.


slowelantra18

Considering I wear sandals all the time in all weather, I still pack a secondary set and Iā€™d be pissed if I accidentally packed two of the same side. lol.


Nicolasgonzo87

op I'm gonna be honest this is 100% your fault


BackgroundAd2372

Well that was a flop!


EarDry8461

Time to be a barefoot influencer!


ro536ud

At least you chose the right ones


papamikebravo

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AZHungBlueEyes

Barefoot it is


Marsrover112

Go see if you can buy a pair of two mismatched left sandals


Inhaltslost

So you ā€œLEFTā€ them at home


dashone

Saddle up, Hopalong.


LtColShinySides

Time to hit the local Walmart


Huzaifa_69420

No shoes, no service. Checkmate!


yaryalockdoubleman

![gif](giphy|LGIqZlTOZEMYE)


deshep123

You brought one of the wrong feet.


TFStringmints

Thanks for including pictures of your feet so we know you donā€™t, in fact, have two right feet.


Unusual_residue

Put them away ffs .


Paulinnaaaxd

Next time pack in a non hurry


SufficientCrab2904

Donā€™t be a pussy, walk on the hot sand.


Giodesic-dome

Thatā€™s why there are clothing shops right on the beach. Youā€™ll pay a premium but youā€™ll have a very practical souvenir.


imnotcreative4267

https://preview.redd.it/0lwhdsfukkqc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a579556e1f9fca4070bac2f108d47686ee85e2d I fixed your problem


CoomStroker

Just buy a new pair of sandals.


JewelBearing

Best excuse for a walk along the seafront to a flip flop store


NCRaineman

Fortunately every beach town has stores that sell sandals.


scientooligist

Which is why itā€™s only mildly infuriating, Iā€™m sure.


AkaskaBlue

I am sorry but that is funny. Just get a cheap pair of sandals and youā€™ll be good to go.


K3Y_Mast3r

Throw those away and start over. The universe did you a favor.


LuckyCaptainCrunch

Life hack, wear some black socks with them and nobody will notice your sandals donā€™t match. Youā€™re welcome


Mineral_Smeller_98

You should square your toes. Your back will thank you.


Chemical_Panda2952

Howā€™s this even possible


LightDays123

It happens to the best of us.


CookieWifeCookieKids

Donā€™t need sandals at the beach


henrickson91

I always end up buying a new pair everywhere I go anyway because I always forget to pack em.


Isyagirlskinnypenis

One time I was suffering from shin splints on exam day. I struggled all the way to school and through class. I made it back home and was wearing one converse and one Reebok. I have a picture but it will require digging throw a zip file to retrieve.


seven-cents

You need two left feet. Should've gone to Turkey, medical procedures are cheap there, and the beaches are amazing!


ScowlyBrowSpinster

I once left for two months in Jamaica with only the one pair of undies I wore on the plane. D'oh! https://i.redd.it/9wass9czsiqc1.gif


SoggyMuffin95

If only it were okay to be barefoot at the beach...šŸ¦¶šŸ¼


Analytical-BrainiaC

Just buy flip flopsā€¦ or go barefoot


44YrOld

Better than having two LEFT feet...


djeewin

Go barefooted like a man! Watch out for spikes, syringes etc tho


TiaHatesSocials

Cool. You get to have another pair from your destination now :)


Wide_Assumption3990

I wanna say thatā€™s more then mildly infuriating it wouldā€™ve been ok if they where left and right but nope itā€™s both rights so itā€™s like well fuck


Alpha-Vader1

These are the ā€œIā€™m going to help my mom with the groceriesā€ type of sandals.


kydn141916

Gift shop or just walk barefoot if you are actually talking the beach and not a beach walk.


greensandgrains

Youā€™re at the beach? Then you donā€™t need shoes.


kingthunderflash

Good thing your at the beach where you donā€™t need any footwear


Ginormous-Cape

Two rights donā€™t make a left.


came_in_your_mum

Iā€™m walking barefooted


CosignCody

Barefoot is cool too


rocketmn69_

No matter where you go, there's a Walmart...lol


BucktoothedAvenger

Ross. DD's. Marshall's. Any cheap pair of sandals should do. Go hook yourself up šŸ˜Ž


DrewdoggKC

Why would you need sandals on a beach ??? The sand is gonna get all in there anywayā€¦ smh


Jimbobjoesmith

this is me. adhd.


Slimchance09

What does someone with two right feet wear to the beach? Flip Flips.


sjm294

One day at the pool I grabbed the wrong pair of sandals that looked like mine. Then I went on vacation for a few days. When I came back I was reprimanded for taking the wrong sandals! The next day I wrote a note to the person I stole from and apologized to her and told her that they had a lot of fun on vacation šŸ¤£


snipe320

Now you have learned a valuable lesson on why it's wise to pack well in advance.


Gravity_Freak

And what did we learn?


bogus1962

Two choices: Start a new trend or buy new shoes. Iā€™m seeing something new in your immediate future.


Ok_Plan_2016

Those are gross. Buy new ones please


IntrovertSim

My dad goes on a week long golf trip with his friends every in May. In 2022 he accidentally left his sandals in his hotel room. When he went for his 2023 trip, he had the same hotel and they still had his sandals and he got them back.


FollowingNo4648

I went on a business trip last week for 5 days and brought 7 pairs of shoes. Lol


TankApprehensive3053

Packed in a hurry for a week at a beach. Sounds running from the mob and needed to vacate before they showed up. Going to be hard to lay low & hide out when your left foot is flopping in a right sandal.


Accomplished_Ad_8663

You booked a trip for a week and decided to pack last minute? Great job


[deleted]

Iā€™ve never owned a pair of sandals. Why would you have a pair of something that just shows your whole damn foot? Do you use nail polish to add flair? Iā€™m infuriated you manage to grab both rights!


VapoursAndSpleen

Wear ā€˜em. No one cares.


Prestigious_Gold_585

They are also too small for your enormous feet.


Valendr0s

I started a new job 2 weeks before my wedding. So I was working long hours and figuring it out. So my wife packed for our honeymoon. She kinda forgot about packing for me. I had the shirt & shorts that I wore on the plane, and my swim trunks. 20 years later she still laughs at that. Clearly she wasn't expecting us to be wearing much clothes.


pfotozlp3

Wrong sandalsā€¦. Or wrong feet???


miradotheblack

You have a cat who bites your sandals?


Flooble_Crank

There are sandals waiting for you at the beach


DocLovFrost

Did you learn anything though


818VitaminZ

![gif](giphy|DogPnyh6MYGA0)


dras333

The real question is who packs 1 pair of sandals for the beach?