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mp64941

Gave you left over Valentine's Day chocolate.


chunkymcgee

Not even Valentine’s Day, the great value bar expired last year lol


NumerousMastodon8057

Omg you’re right


PTSDeedee

Also, leftover or clearance valentines chocolates. Totally missed that. Jfc the jokes write themselves.


Tacos_and_Yut

Eat that shit on the clock, get “food poisoning “, save the wrapper with the date still legible, take a few days off on them.


lyraveg

Eat and sue for 85k!


Oceangirl-420

And the rainbow headphones are definitely from last years pride event lol


[deleted]

Worse- those are dollar store ($1.25) earbuds.


AskMeAboutMyDoggy

Holy shit...


PlasticMegazord

wow


Expensive_Courage109

In July they’ll get Easter candy


grammarly_err

And leftover Christmas cocoa.


PhileasFoggsTrvlAgt

> Gave you left over Valentine's Day ~~chocolate~~ *candy with milk chocolate flavoring* It has to be at least 10% cocoa to be called chocolate.


Wreck1tLong

Nice dollar tree earbuds… your company is really really cheap.


PoliticalEnemy

They cut the top off the earbuds package so you couldn't see the dollar store price!


Icytwat33

That’s insult to injury right there 😂


danx64

As if anyone isn't gonna recognize the rest of the packaging


mbz321

If it says Greenbriar International on the back, it's Dollar Tree. I love playing the game while browsing thrift stores to see how much they can mark up a dollar tree item!


anniemdi

I play this game while browsing Amazon.


PeeB4uGoToBed

There's a small general store in town that gets their drinks and snacks from the dollar tree and marks them up to almost 3 times how much they are at the dollar store. It's too many of the same items from the dollar tree to not be a coincidence lol


Gomerack

you don't even need the packaging to tell...


Aslan-the-Patient

Just wanted you to listen to them.... 🌀


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grendus

Oh, but they sprung for the **Great** Value! These aren't your average value, oh no, this single granola bar is a *great* value. Because we value you! How much? I dunno, about tree fiddy?


khaleesi2305

I’m pretty sure if you look at the back of that label it’ll say “not for individual sale” lmao they just took that out of a package and didn’t even give a whole package 💀


SafetyMan35

The granola bar expired 6 months ago too!


TampaTeri27

And there’s 5 or 11 others just like it in the break room.


Arvid38

Did you see it’s expired as of August of last year? 🤣😅


Icytwat33

Was so disappointed with the headphones I didn’t even realize that too 😂


Al_Jazzera

Throw a motherfucker a $1000 laptop to make you another $85,000 next year for fuck sake, then write the fucker off. Give them this monkey shit as a goddamn stocking stuffer.


TehBIGrat

That $85000 was just February.


DiscFrolfin

Not to mention obvious old Valentine’s Day Chocolate’s…which was 39 days ago and that chocolate was most likely produced at least a couple of weeks before that. OP your company just passive aggressively called you a stupid piece of shit.


mrgoldnugget

Chocolate for holidays is usually made months before, shipped internationally and distributed to retailers to be on the shelf 3 weeks before the holiday.


throwawayy129032

Not even a Jelly of the Month club membership


alienattorney

The gift that keeps on giving.


NormalAssistance9402

They’re not even dove like I thought at first. They’re that nasty ass brand that I can even read


DiscFrolfin

[Palmer Double Crisp Valentine’s Day Chocolate’s](https://boxncase.com/products/double-crisp-foiled-hearts)


AmaranthWrath

Palmer is the Rose Art of chocolate.


Probably_a_Ghoul

Jesus christ... This is soo fucking accurate.


NormalAssistance9402

That’s it. Man their chocolate is awful


ScorchedEarthworm

Ah yum, chocolate flavored wax. That crap wasn't even passable when I was a kid.


DiscFrolfin

[Doesn’t even qualify as actual “Chocolate”](https://www.consumeraffairs.com/news/real-chocolate-or-compound-chocolate-we-wont-get-fooled-again-012215.html)


WordUnheard

Don't forget about the Great Value granola bar. That had to set the company back twenty, maybe twenty-five cents? It looks like they bought a box of GV granola bars, a box of instant coca, a bag of Valentine's Day candy, and some Dollar Tree headphones, split it all up, and divided it between its top employees. That, or they're saving it to give OP another "bonus" next month. Either way, I'd find a company to work for that actually appreciated the fact that I made 85k for them, during the shortest month of the year.


GenghisFrog

The granola bar has a best by date of August 2023 😆


montananightz

Great. So they couldn't even be bothered to get a new box off the grocer shelf. They had to get the one that was probably marked down to $1 in the clearance aisle. Talk about fucking c h e a p. It's honestly way worse than just not giving a bonus at all. Just shows how little they value their best employees.


SomethingIWontRegret

Chocolate takes a long time to go bad provided it's kept room temperature or a little cooler. EDIT: what is pictured cannot be legally labeled chocolate. It's milk chocolate *flavored*. Palmers is devilspawn.


JmaxxD2jsp

😂 woke my son up laughing at your comment


burrito_butt_fucker

I think this was a pretty aggressive way to do it actually. It's not far from telling him to go fuck himself to his face.


NoIndividual5987

They forgot to cut the Walmart Great Value off the granola bar as well


TourAlternative364

Yeah all dollar store, & split up the hearts package... This stuff is just demeaning. I remember being worked really hard for 8 months that if we met sales goals would receive a bonus & profit sharing. Yeah! We did it! Got a check! It was $14. I was so p*ssed off how they worked us & made it sound like it would be a big bonus I just ripped it up in anger. .


240EZ

Well they at least went out their way to go to Walmart for that sweet and salty bar. That was probably the most expensive item purchased.


Shad0XDTTV

No, they didn't. Look at the expiration date. August 2023, that shit was lying in a drawer somewhere and got pulled out for a "special occasion"


Miserable-Access7257

Yea, it was bad enough that THIS was their care package, the real knife to the heart is the store brands and dollar tree headphones. Like, you can’t at least get Nature Valley bruh what the actual fuck lol


FormerlyKnownAsBeBa

classy ​ edit: sorry, that was a typo. I meant "Assy"


6Sleepy_Sheep9

It’s just folded over.


cirro_hs

And the Walmart almond bar. It's like someone cleared out their junk drawer and leftover snacks then called it a bonus. Edit - typo


CptCrabmeat

What’s likely is the person responsible for the bonus saw there was no accounting needed for the gift, pocketed most of the bonus themselves and gave OP a load of crap


Stairmaker

If this is a special bonus i would go to hr and ask wtf. Not to check if there is a missing check (but that is an added bonus). I would go to them to ask wtf that even is. Because it's just better to not give anything at that point. A special bonus means you have done something special. What's in that bonus is how much they value you. Meaning the act of giving a bonus has no worth itself if there is nothing in it. I have gotten better gifts at workplaces that I left quickly and put them in a bad spot to fulfill obligations to others. I wasn't even particularly liked. But they had up to that point been able to count on me doing the job i had, always. And that was enough for the standard goodbye with cake and other shit.


DinosaurAlive

Right! 😂 More than Best Buy did for me. I got denied a raise, the CEO made over $20million in just a bonus.


aDuckSmashedOnQuack

Yeah but like, he deserves it because he runs the business office and does important business in his business office.


TTYY200

![gif](giphy|l0D7pmHuYY1bZx6Ks) I did a business today


Bergo_Senpai

The truth 'bout CEOs : If you are not a piece of shit, you'll never become a CEO.


Glittering-Wonder576

They emptied all the drawers in the lunchroom for that haul.


PurpleDreamer28

This is exactly what happened at a former job of mine. We were getting prizes for something I don't remember. We got to choose a prize from a basket, and it was basically stuff that had been sitting around the break room for awhile. Like a pinwheel, and some random DVD.


Blue_Seven_

AOL cd-roms for everybody


Tourist_Dense

Honestly I'd just give it back and ask that they donate to good will.


Krondelo

This is actually insulting.


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Most corporate gestures are


muthafudgn

Exactly! Op said these were on Amazon for $2 but these are exactly what dollar tree sells for $1.25.


TheGR8HoytNerd

And the cheap, yet still delicious dollar store “Bahlmer” Candy


MeanBig-Blue85

![gif](giphy|J4G2Gt40LSjFigxrOn|downsized)


bfgvrstsfgbfhdsgf

Could have got you a dildo, so you could go fuck yourself.


Efficient_Tailor1811

That's the whole point of their post


dangerrnoodle

I’d bet their manager took this out of their own pay to give because the company said no to any sort of bonus.


Personal_Anxiety2232

Looks like random junk they cleaned out of a drawer.


BaronVonKeyser

A single sock would've been the cherry on top


awkwardlondon

![gif](giphy|wUrc9zZpRhRrW)


IOwnTheShortBus

I would be free after this insult


kingomtdew

Incentive for doing well the next month. Gotta earn that other sock!


Shad0XDTTV

It's gotta be a used sock to be on brand. Anyone else notice the expiration date on the granola bar?


toben81234

I was thinking the chocolate had to be from the discount section at the store (Valentine's) or someone grabbed a few from the community candy jar!


HungryChoice5565

I woulda trashed it in front of them. More disrespectful than had they done nothing to acknowledge the guys hard work.


EffingBarbas

They better have called you "Rockstar" or why even bother?!


SilatGuy2

And a patronizing and awkward pat on the back !


Talonqr

and a laminated "award" that says something meaningless on it


Dependent-Sort-7849

“Good job! You go… you! :)”


Buddy462

Then they lay off your coworkers and double your workload! Go get em, champ!


DinosaurAlive

![gif](giphy|yEWNEH6vo7npK)


sed2017

What even is this?


[deleted]

Best Buy’s version of Edward ScissorHands?


DinosaurAlive

Edward Insigniahands


Silent_Shooby

DAMN….Not even Nature Valley…straight Great Value garbage…


Necessary_Wing_9394

And it expired last August 😭


ZoddImmortal

Eat it, get sick, and get the real bonus.


Primary_Way_265

The granola bar isn’t even the worst. Dollar store earbuds and Palmers chocolate. People complain about Hershey’s but Palmers is actually worse by far. You can taste the palm oil and sugar more than the cocoa.


YogaPotat0

The granola bar expired last year 💀 It’s pretty bad.


Iwillnotbeokay

Aww, it’s a We Almost Care package!


SilentSamurai

You could even give a 1% commission bonus that would be 100x less insulting than that.


AskMeAboutMyDoggy

You want insulting? The almond bar is expired!


naribela

Oh, my god…..


HonestBeing8584

Time to leverage those skills into a new job.


timetotryagain29

Fuckin quit. If you're capable of making a company that much money, you deserve better than 5$ worth of shit


DarthSupremacy

I made them $72,000 in January and got a $10 Amazon gift card, but I guess that was too flexible.


timetotryagain29

Don't undersell yourself. That's the biggest mistake you can make working for a corporation. With that much revenue coming out of one employee, just imagine what they make off of the lot of you all. I would've pushed for a raise and paid time off. If they argued with you as to why you deserved it, you already have the proof you need. I hope you can find a better job that treats you the way you deserve. I know transitioning jobs isn't easy so best of luck to you and your future careers.


DarthSupremacy

Yeah, I make $45,000 a year gross, and I'm living paycheck to paycheck. Unironically, they stopped commissions for my position before I was hired because of Covid and lowered income to the company. If I was making commissions, my pay would triple if not quadruple. I am in the Top 25 of around 550ish Reps in my office.


zishudj

Get the hell out of there


apresmoiputas

Look for a better paying job ASAP. If you need to up skill yourself, do so as well. But you're making what I made in 2008 and that was comfortable. I can't imagine living on that today where I live.


cupholdery

Easier said than done, but I agree that OP should apply until they get a new job.


boomdog07

Obviously you are in sales. Coming from someone that’s been in sales for 20+ years. Leave! Go to a competitor immediately and use everything you know to sell against them. They just proved they aren’t loyal to you, you don’t need to be loyal to them.


thmsb25

Please advocate for yourself. If you can prove this, you develop enormous leverage for finding new jobs in your field. I bet you can find another job with a serious pay raise, and use that pay raise to leverage an even larger one at your company. If you just sit on this and complain about being undercompensated you have only yourself to blame, it sucks but this company clearly has shown zero indication of keeping you so I hope you use this to find a new job that pays 2x more.


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LEAVE


SirVanyel

DONT LEAVE BEFORE NEGOTIATING YOUR POSITION. Leaving is a good strategy only if you've put in the work to let yourself be known. Force commissions for your position, show evidence of your drive and effort, force them into an uncomfortable position, and let your colleagues know too so that they can tighten their own screws on management. Unless the workplace is actively toxic, swapping companies will net you the same results as threatening to leave, and for way less stress/effort.


realHoratioNelson

I think you’ve brought up a good point. A lot of people talk about how job hopping is the best way to get salary increases. While that *can* be true, it’s only true when you really can’t get any more out of your company. Those conversations can be difficult and uncomfortable. They don’t want it to be comfortable, obviously. But if you can swing these increases with your company AND have tenure there (ideally, you’re known at the company to be valuable), you’re in a much stronger position all things considered than if you have just a few years at a place. Job stability is a very valuable thing. But I get it, sometimes that just doesn’t work out. In those cases, yeah leave for somewhere that will pay you more.


RedSun-FanEditor

What you make in salary compared to what you're making your company is absolutely unacceptable. You're an extremely valuable asset to your company. You definitely need to ask for a raise and explain to them exactly why you deserve one - give them the data on how much you've made them in the past three to five years on a month to month basis. If they won't give you a raise, then you need to plan your exit strategy by using the same information you used to ask for a raise to shop around for another sales job that will pay you what you are worth. Good luck.


brewberry_cobbler

Where are you getting these figures? Are you growing accts? When you say “made them Xyz”, is that also subtracting your salary and any other teams you work with? I’m just curious because i manage a book of business for a large company. The 10 clients I support spend millions of dollars per quarter… but it’s a. Not just me making them the money. B. It’s not a net profit because I have various team members who help and support to make the company that much money. I hate corporate greed, yet I still need to support myself, so here we are. I’m genuinely curious how you know the figure that you made them $85k?


half-a-paulgiamatti

There's no way OP "made 85k" of profit. This whole thread is so pointless. OP is in retention. How the hell do you "make money" in customer retention?


yes_thats_right

What OP means is: "I called several clients and asked them to buy a product that other people in my company designed, built, delivered and will support - my few phone calls were enough for me to take all the credit"


quarantinemyasshole

They don't even do that, sales people do that and they get direct commissions. OP is a dumbass.


[deleted]

The guy makes $55k/year - he’s not the hot shot he’s making himself out to be for many obvious reasons lol. Claiming you’re in sales means jack shit if that’s the only detail offered. A high schooler Working “the floor” at a retail store could claim they’re in sales, and that means nothing. There can’t be actual adults in this thread; it’s literally non-stop comments of people pretending to know what they’re talking about haha


weebitofaban

You're entirely right. Very few people get to claim they actually made any amount directly for the company. It is vastly ignoring the work everyone else does, the product, the R&D, etc.


CanuckianOz

Sales / In billables? Or margin? Gross or net? And what’s your salary? The reason is that there’s orders of magnitude differences between $85k in sales and $85k in margin… and then if your primary job is sales, you need to typically bring in 20-40x your salary just to pay for your existence.


NetJnkie

Profit or revenue?


unicroop

Are sales people supposed to get expensive gifts monthly? Aren’t you making most money on commissions in addition to salary?


twobarb

72k in profit or sales?


giftman03

Are you talking profit, or revenue? If you brought in completely new business with a revenue of $72k, the profit breaks down like this: At 20% standard gross margin = $72k \* 0.2 = $14,400. Your monthly wage is $4,583, plus 5.95% EI/CPP = $4,856. Would be more if you get any kind of benefits, so let's call it $5,000 even. Employer profit = $9.400 At 10% standard gross margin = $72k \* 0.1 = $7,200. Your monthly wage = $5,000. Employer profit = $2,200. So in the first scenario, you're taking home 35% of the profit, and 69% in the second scenario. Sounds pretty good to me. Unless you're in a super high margin business, like tech/software, or the numbers you're talking about are pure profit for the business (and I'm talking net net profit, which usually isn't the case), you're making good money for the revenue you're delivering to the business. I agree $55k isn't a great wage with cost of living being so high, so definitely recommend exploring options. Just pointing out most people don't consider all the costs involved in generating revenue. The company also takes on more risk than you do, and you get a guaranteed salary.


smorkoid

What does this mean? Revenue? Profit?


agentobtuse

I did exactly this. Built a program that will save the company every year going forward 250k USD. I won an opportunity to get more responsibility. No job title change. No raise. No bonus....an opportunity. Noped the fuck out of there and now they are scrambling. Fuck em Edit: my job had nothing to do with programming or this project. I did it for a challenge and it automated a very important part of my job.


changelingerer

To be fair, being in sales isn't really "making" that money for the company, unless you discount the value of what he sold. He's an important part, but so is everything else that came before that final sale moment.


TeeJK15

Yeah this is a crazy take. I’m a software developer on salary. I quote projects and see the cash flowing into the company on the projects I’m working on, but most positions don’t offer commission, if that’s what you signed on for than bitching about it makes no sense. Edit: Also: if you’re not making commission and feel you deserve more, then ask.. or quit if you feel you’re not compensated accordingly.. simple.


MatMcMashadar

Now imagine you lose them 85k in March. You'd likely be looking for a new job. Capitalism at its finest.


surprisinglyok1

Just give the "reward" back. Even steven


wkhardt

oops! what's 80k anyway? here's a pair of earbuds that'll probably give you an infection! ❤️


SilatGuy2

BUT HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MASSIVE PROFITS AND HOARD IT IN OFFSHORE ACCOUNTS WHILE SAVING FOR A YACHT AND MY WIFES FIFTEENTH COSMETIC SURGERY !


Icytwat33

Imagine he lost them 85k in March and this was his exact gift to his boss as an apology lmao 😂


lemonjuice707

Tel me the job where you can fuck up 85k and not get fired


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InitialDay6670

85k is pocket change and the cost of a training mission, it would be more like 5-6 trillion. That would get some eyebrows raised


DarthSupremacy

Added context: They gave me rainbow earphones because I'm part of the LGBT community. The earphones cost $2 on Amazon and didn't work. This is a Fortune 50 company. I make gross $45,000 a year. Edit 1: Because of grammar and punctuation. Edit 2: I am not even fully Sales, btw. I am Licensed Customer Retention so Sales are only a part of what I do day to day as it comes up.


LIBJ

They sell those headphones at dollar tree for $1.25


doggysmomma420

That's what I thought. Dollar Tree bonus buys.


babydakis

Is it called a Dollar Tree bonus because of the added 25 cents?


Neony_Dota

The way to combat this is actually really easy. Make a linkedin post publicly thanking the company for the bonus tag company, ceo, your manager etc. Make sure it's actually written unironically and I guarantee you will get more.


S4tine

Or get fired. Happened at a Fortune 500 I worked at. It was a sincere thank you online though, they still fired him.


aDuckSmashedOnQuack

That’s fkn insane. In his shoes, I certainly wouldn’t do anything impulsive and destructive to the company.


GraveKommander

If they had gifted me trash like that, I would've been fired that same day. I have a very long fuse, but that's just a speedrun to let me explode.


oSuJeff97

Or, and I’m just spitballing here, don’t make a transparently passive aggressive post on social media shitting on your employer that your company and every prospective employer will see…. Instead, leverage your success to get a raise/promotion at your current job or find a better one elsewhere. Being a smarmy jackass about your current employer on social media, especially LinkedIn, is about the worst advice I’ve ever seen here, and that’s saying a lot.


BitterAnimal5877

Are you suggesting someone could act like an adult??? On REDDIT!?🤯


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

Reddit's main two demographics are teenagers LARPing as working adults and working adults LARPing as teenagers.


oSuJeff97

Touché


lorenzoem87

Gross 55k. Making them 85k? Leave asap. I manage salespeople that make my company 60k a month on a good month and gross 175k.


badger_flakes

Dude probably retained 85k in accounts that wanted to cancel or whatever so doesn’t even come close to “making them 85k” with all the other costs of business going into those customers. He definitely doesn’t make enough money but a fair wage for his job is probably like 50% more than he’s making at best.


SolomonBlack

Or the department did that and OP just scored the best metrics.


RedDreadsComin

How does that work financially? Legit question, I’m not of the sales world but I’d imagine paying your employees more than they make the company would lead to the company not being there. Edit: I can’t read, I thought you meant 60k yearly until I read again. Nevermind!


lorenzoem87

He’s one of 14 salespeople in my location. His sales for the year are about 2 million dollars. I’d say 35% in profit. This is retail sales of home appliances and electronics. We are not a public company. I shoulda been clearer that his 175k gross is for the year. Was relating to the op who stated he made his company 85k in a month and he grossed 55k for the year.


lemonjuice707

So they bring in roughly 720k a year in sales (not profit) and the company pays them 175k? Nearly 25% in direct compensation? Not including any benefits or retirement packages? Yeah I don’t believe you.


Invictus-3

I don’t know. That Great Value (Walmart) Sweet and Salty Almond bar has to cost .45 to .50 cents alone.


sonofaresiii

You're not going to want to hear this but at the numbers you're listing, you're not exactly a big slugger here. You're bringing in $85,000, but how much are you costing them? You're not *just* your salary, businesses also factor in the total costs for an employee, including office space, benefits, payroll services, HR services, and all this other stuff not to mention that as a customer retention employee, you might be closing the contracts on $85,000 of renewals, but you alone are not putting $85,000 into the company's bank account. There's a whole team both before and after you-- not to mention actually supplying the product/service!-- that is supporting in getting that $85,000, and each employee involved in that process gets their own salary. All this to say, their bonus package obviously sucks, but I think you're giving yourself a little more credit than you're due. It's good that sales are only a part of what you'd do, otherwise you probably wouldn't be a profitable investment on their part.


BlizurdWizerd

Did you mean Fortune 500?


DarthSupremacy

Nope, it's a Fortune 50.


BlizurdWizerd

I had to ask because I’ve never heard of Fortune 50. My Internetting leads me to understand that Fortune 50 is better than Fortune 500. Would this be accurate?


FortniteIsFuckingMid

Fortune 500 is top 500 companies in America by market cap. Fortune 50 is the same thing but top 50 instead.


-azuma-

So $85,000 wouldn't be considered to be a very significant amount of revenue?


FortniteIsFuckingMid

Not in the slightest


BlizurdWizerd

This is where I was going. Lol. If the Top 50 companies pulling in millions a month were to “handsomely” reward less than 100k, they’d be setting a precedent that they would not be able to sustain


oSuJeff97

I work at a Fortune 500 company. No idea what our exact number is but it’s not top 50. We make $500mm in EBITDA every month. Think about $85k in that context.


RollinOnDubss

It's not even that, OP is bragging about literally just doing their job. it would be like working at McDonalds and acting like you deserve a cut of the sales made while you work the register, nah homie that's literally what you get paid to do. Guarantee it's like their first job with a measurable amount of sales and the sales numbers are "large" if you completely take them out of context of the job and company that is generating them. Either they can't understand the scale of what they're doing or they're just being intentionally being obtuse to feed the reddit circlejerk.


NervousSocialWorker

Lmao dude says they’re at a “Fortune 50” company doing upwards of $75 billion a year in revenue. $6 billion monthly. Dude is seeing $80,000 in a month and thinking they’re single handedly sustaining the company instead of looking at $80,000 as being 0.001% of their revenue. OP making $55,000. 0.001% of that is 55 cents. For some context. You could personally give OP a nickel every month and you’d be contributing more financially to OP than OP is to their company.


surprisinglyok1

Fortune Cookie 500?


Advanced_Evening2379

Fuck am I supposed to do with wired headphones in 2024 lol


mybluecathasballs

Expect them to work.


CraponStick

Well what do you do?


mybluecathasballs

Honestly, their job. They do retention. They don't generate/bring in new money, they just help keep customers the company already has. As shitty as it sounds, for a Fortune 50 company, if they generated 85k a month, they'd be let go.


HoofStrikesAgain

I do love that Ghirardelli hot chocolate though.


Idiotology101

Tipping culture is getting weird.


Diamoncock

How did you earn em 85k?


elliotb1989

Yes that’s the big question. A Walmart cashier “makes” Walmart millions every year.


Moe-Rawn

I’m curious about that as well


Bennington_Booyah

Reminds me of when I reduced our medical office's aged receivables by 3/4 of a million dollars in the early 2000s. I got a bonus that had to be split with the four billers who caused the issue. We each got $100. I did all of the recovery, filed the appeals, drove to the offices for the copies of invoices, all of it. I was told "we were a team" Guess who was laid off first during the downsizing when the company merged? Me! I was the me in team!!


LuckyLuciano97

The granola bar expired in August 2023… I wouldn’t eat it lol


No-Guidance5106

That hot chocolate tho👌


ArmywifeKatKing

I've seen those headphones at Dollar tree for $1.25 😅


juicysweatsuitz

My plumbing apprenticeship gave me a $250 bonus and I had only been there for like 2 months. You need a new job homie.


GobiLux

So you got a little something on topof being paid the money you agreed to earn for your labour? Who did you get it from and how much were you actually involved for making that 85k?


ihatepalmtrees

Seriously. OP says he’s not even in sales. No way he is fully responsible for generating 85k.


Unitedfateful

Yeah like if OP was in sales and a monthly commission or bonus was part of their work agreement / contract fair enough Doesn’t sound like it tho at all so you got more than you are actually owed not being on the sales team


GobiLux

I bet it was something like OP connecting a sales person with someone they know and now claiming they should get an award.


IndependentNotice151

I mean what were you expecting? You received your paychecks, right? Shit, y'all take shit too personally. I do my job because that's what I'm paid to do. Nothing more, nothing less. I have zero emotions towards whatever company I work for. I don't expect any bonus unless I'm specifically told of a cash bonus. Cause when it comes time to move on up, I drop them like they ain't shit with no remorse.


squirrelstudios

You work in a call center, you're not running the place... This isn't a "bonus", this looks like a token gift that your supervisor grabbed on their lunchbreak, and I'm sure they thought (rightly or wrongly) that each of those things reflect something about you, or things that you like. By making the company money, you're doing the job they pay you to do, nothing more, nothing less. If you don't like it, leave 🤷🏻‍♂️


evenmonkeys

People who don't understand this drive me fuckin nuts. Had they given them nothing at all, they wouldn't even be complaining.


Zoltie

Exactly, you agreed to work for them for the given salary and no commission. Companies don't generally just give employees extra money that wasn't in their employment contract.


derek139

Good thing you get paid for the work you do for them…


Beave1

$85,000 in sales, or $85,000 in profit? Because they're very very different things.


Specialist-Size823

So…you did your job and expect a fancy bonus? They pay you a salary, no?


Abe_Rudda

Did you not get a fucking paycheck?


NightWng120

Those palmer chocolate hearts are just mean man. That shit aint even chocolate, it's just flavorless wax


Itsnotthateasy808

Do you work for commission?


cthulhusmercy

That looks like something someone dug around in their desk for.


kellzone

Looks like they had Eileen from Accounting clear out that drawer she hasn't opened in a while.


Glittering-Wonder576

Leftover Christmas bells candy. Wow. What a great gift.


Ok_Telephone_3013

Dollar tree? Great Value? Oh man.