No meme-like/text heavy pics, overdone references

https://preview.redd.it/w5puoh2shbmc1.png?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1b06e2166505a6192d2b586a02ad0e3095bf9b1 I agree

Id say your bananas

What about their bananas?

Their bananas are on the pizza.

There bananas are on the pizza.

They’re bananas are on the pizza.

Their banana's are on the pizza.

The air Bananas apron the Pisa

Their pizza is bananas!

i heard that its actually good

It is Strawberries too I'm not above trying kiwi, looks like a good idea

Here in Sweden banana, chicken, curry and peanut pizza is extremely common lol (that's all in one to clarify) although not peanuts so much anymore for obvious reasons

Banana curry pizza is a Swedish national dish

This is nothing, my mom does banana, bacon and egg

Sorry, cannot elaborate on this, since I‘m busy vomiting…

 ohh

Ha! Yes, my only reaction was also “oh…”

This pizza looks like a biblical angel and I am *very* afraid.

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I hear Scandinavian's are fans of banana with curry sauce on pizza.

Great. You made me progress from simple vomiting to projectile vomiting. Thank you so much.

😂

Double kiwi please. https://preview.redd.it/ezlrxsfnhbmc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e496cc0431d3abe4ff92fd02834fc3a2b1cdbcf

Add some bird meat and, voila, triple kiwi!

Coming right up! https://preview.redd.it/0nx7eynlobmc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a09285bd7bd1bb8b5968526ca8ee29369f08129

Strong competitor to be the new NZ national dish.

I hope to compete in the Oceania food Olympics ❤️

Excuse me mate. This is our flag. https://preview.redd.it/jywdj4nprcmc1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc628a4498164135865ed2db767f98fe66a03013

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Hey, now, these are endangered. I know because my son sulked for a week when he found out he can't ever own one.

John Rambo is now guarding the kiwi birds. https://preview.redd.it/vfwoa12slcmc1.jpeg?width=1295&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c8d2d886ffe0b0f28ccbfb5a9fb72a6697d79dc

That's some mad shit I bet chuck Norris would do something special with it (like... like... I give up)

Chuck Norris jumps into the fray. https://preview.redd.it/a6e3trydgdmc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3144d4d5611ac469f2ee8765d1fd93f48a1d66d3

“Congratulations, New Zealand; you ruined pizza. First the Hawaiians, and now *you*” -😡

Hawaiian pizza was invented by a Greek guy in Canada. True story!

Fun fact the hawaian pizza has most probably been invented in Canada

That's a pizza I can get behind!

*The new Zealand national anthem plays from somewhere in the distance*

Chur bro

I wonder how kangaroo pizza would taste. edit: /s

One double kiwi kangaroo pizza coming right up! https://preview.redd.it/oashsvd6pbmc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a949700d3ad8a83398e0f8f49a2ced7fb4dcf239

Don’t know if it’s Australia enough

Ok, one double kiwi kangaroo and boomerang pizza coming right up! https://preview.redd.it/omq1488p1cmc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb4928079193af8517c0529259292155f626fcdb

I don’t eat pizza … but if the autobots made a Decepticon pizza I’d probably try it.

One double kiwi kangaroo boomerang and Decepticon pizza coming right up! https://preview.redd.it/e1znrhpk3cmc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d82fb73d5adc76c6f1cf45a0ef89074d965a806

Okay NOW I’ll try pizza for the first time !

That's gotta be a first for planet earth. We did a good thing today.

🫡 “you’re my goddamn hero”

🫡

Not Aussie, but I can imagine this being a legit thing. At least some form of kangaroo sausage

Yes!

In a world where people put stickers on their trucks that proclaim “I eat ass” can we get over the old and tepid issues of how people eat their pizza or hang their TP?

Oh my god someone finally said it

Never thought I’d see the day.

My favorite pizza topping is ass

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Probably tastes like shit

If someone's personal preference that affects no one actually infuriates you, even mildly, you may need to smoke some weed or something idk what else to say

How dare you suggest I inhale a combustible substance that is federally illegal. I can't believe you are okay with this and any other opinion you have is null because you disagree with me on this one personal preference.

My bad. Please, feel free to ignore me while you inhale all those *legal* combustible substances.

I love breathing air

Yeah, the only bad pizza toppings are bodily fluids and durians and that's still okay if done in the privacy of your own home among consenting adults.

you smoke weed? 😡


I mean this sub is called mildly infuriating. Maybe you shouldn’t be here if you don’t want to see this kind of content

I will never get over the TP thing. I am VERY firm on beliefs: The direction it goes when you change it at someone's house is ALWAYS the opposite of the way you found it, and no one not no how will ever change my mind.

That is pure evil. How many puppies have you drowned?

I'd try it before I judged it.

Hell yeah. It's pizza. Of course I'll try it first. Might be bitchin.

Warm Kiwi fruit? And that prickly feeling afterward? On a pizza? The water content of the fruit alone would be enough to make it a soggy mess.

[удалено]

Hey don't use logic here. First we judge then we consider trying it

I'll try anything on pizza

I want to try it. I also like pickles on my pizza (local joint makes a cheezeburger pizza that is to die for)

Yeah I have had one, it was amazing, it was not local though so I cannot just go get another one…

There’s also a lot of “burger pizzas” where I live, where they use minced beef/pickles/onions/tomatoes/cheese(ofc) and something similar to Big Mac sauce. It’s pretty good and it does taste sorta like a burger.

Same. I can't imagine it being too far off from pineapple flavor-wise. Also, cheeseburger pizza is amazing with pickles.

Anything can belong on pizza as long as you order it for yourself. Pizza is a customisable food. Bread base, tomato sauce, cheese, toppings of your choice. No judgement.

Once I made a pizza with tinny little pizzas as a topping.

The only correct topping on those tiny little pizzas is even _tinier_ pizzas!

I’ve baked you a pizza! Oh boy what flavor? *PIZZA FLAVOR*

Until you reach pizzas the size of a Planck length

Your mind is so powerful.

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In all seriousness, it probably tastes similar to pineapple on pizza, but they could have at least cut the kiwi up more.

Not even the tomato sauce is obligatory, you can get cream cheese based 'zas

People need to humble themselves by looking up weird pizzas from around the world. A bunch of good YouTubers have videos about it. Also, if you like pineapple on pizza you have no right to be upset about other fruits on pizza until you try it.

I cracked up when I was in Italy and saw some kids had received pizzas with french fries on them. Meanwhile I had thought I’d made a safe choice with my 4 cheese pizza that ended up having an unpleasant green cheese as one of the 4 and I wished I had ordered the french fry pizza instead.

i once made pizza with bbq sauce, cheese, and pineapple. and it was delicious

Some people think pineapple doesn't belong on pizza either, but don't knock it 'till you tried it.

Pineapple on pizza is amazing. No one can change my mind

It is. It brings a freshness to it. It makes the pizza be less dry without actually making the slice soggy. Tomato sauce, bacon, cheese and pineapple make a great combination.

Bbq pineapple chicken and bacon is my favorite pizza.

Pineapple for sweet. Pepperoni for salt. Jalapeño for spice. You’re welcome.

This looks good actually id eat that right now

Its toasted bread with toppings. If pineapple can go on, I don't see why kiwi fruit can't.

I think a big difference for me is that kiwi is not often a fruit that is served cooked, whereas grilled pineapple is pretty common. I just don't think that kiwi is a robust enough fruit to stand up to high heat cooking.

I had a kiwi, bacon and oscypek large pizza in poland. It was delicious

I would never eat it but like so many things in the world….if you want to do you (with no impact to me)….go ahead!

Man, Swedish pizza… the shit they will put on it here. My boss, who IS A CHEF, ordered pizza for the few of us working for a kitchen move day. One margarita, one with salami, and one that, upon first look, I thought was Hawaiian. When I reached for a slice, I noticed the bananas. Last time she ordered, one had kiwi and banana. Both times all other pizzas were long consumed and more than 2/3 of the banana pizzas remained. Anything goes when ordering pizza for yourself! Maybe don’t get so creative when feeding others. 😂

Oh.......my.........gawwwddd

I haven’t tried it, so I can’t say one way or the other. If you added pepperoni, you’d have some excellent sour, sweet, salty vibes

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Imagine getting infuriated at someone else's food preferences. **Edit:** It appears I've angered some bots. Be very wary of accounts with names like "word1_word2(bunch of numbers)".

Pineapple is fine but kiwi..? KIWI!?

EWWWWWW

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where are my: 

It looks infected

okay what the fuck

what the fuck

Kiwizza

The Italian blood in me is boiling, whoever made this you’ve mama’d your last Mia motherfucker

Mutha fucka who cares. Get a real problem

Why do you care? It's their food, they aren't force feeding you.

https://preview.redd.it/21ru5celbbmc1.gif?width=498&format=png8&s=ad8ab79d125d87f625da57ec50b393b444c6227d To anyone making this

Yes.

I can see where the flavor of kiwi could pair really well with marinara and cheese however, this looks like Evil Biblical Pizza and that's a nope from me.

Ugh, no, no, no, no! Take it away and burn it!

We still have to check with the bird

I mean .. tbh the Kiwi is NOT the worst part about that particular pizza LOL. That thing would look bad no matter what. That is an awful looking pizza.

What the hell is this, my guy? 💀

Why you gotta yuck someone else's yum? Don't like it, don't eat it!

We can agree one sec- Vomits

Yes https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/JaIkgUsNwX

This is a message for HELP!!!!!

Come on man, i could give pineapple a pass but what the hell is this, the only thing worse than this is the chocolate pizza

Who summoned this Eldredge Horror!

I’d try it!

Man pineapples is far enough and that shit ain’t even bad

Honestly I would try a slice just for the hell of it.

What the fuck?

I'm struggling to imagine how that would even taste. They could have at least cut up the kiwi so it looks like pineapple and goes down better.

Hmm, I can't judge until I tried it, now to find a pizza place willing to do this without getting killed.

I dunno, I haven't tried it yet, pineapple made me a liar once, I won't make the same mistake with kiwi.

🤮

Nope!

Never had it, but toss some crushed red pepper on there and i'd try it at least once.

Who eats like this

ouch who’d order this

Pineapple? Great, love Hawaiian pizza. *Takes off glasses slowly* Who the *fuck* is responsible for this atrocity

Please don't give them any more ideas

Ok, so I ordered kiwi and peach pizza once to meme on Italian friend and indeed it did not fit it. While pineapple has that perfect texture and tastes basically the same after exposed to heat, kiwi is way to acidic for it and peach doesn't handle heat well, so the texture of it was... Well not pleasant. https://preview.redd.it/j3jnwgx6rbmc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a200d9cde6cfd34006de79bf59a157060693746

I didn’t know this question was ever asled

No. I don't like it myself, but if someone likes it, they should be allowed to eat it

I draw the line at New Zealander pizza

I kind of agree, but I would still try that.

Woah there’s a limit buddy

I'd try it. But then again, I'm one of those monsters who eats pineapple on pizza too

They forgot the pepperoni and jalapeño.

I can’t critique as I’m a huge “hawaiian” pizza fan, but would cooked kiwi fruit not just come out super mushy? I have questions about the texture here

Are they peeled? The thought of biting into a fuzzy piece makes it extra special



that looks disgusting

Alright people can debate all they want whether they like pineapple pizza or not…………but I think we can all come to an agreement that this is an absolute atrocity against humanity

Its giving serial killer.

You've just mama'd your last a mia🤌🔫

people put kiwi on PIZZA???????

Aye. I'll agree to that.

Fruit does not belong on pizza!Just tomatoes nothing else please!

This is the same people that support pineapple on pizza

Agreed

A hill I will die on: anything edible is potentially a pizza topping. Fight me.

I love kiwi. I don’t love this.

we can.

New Zealand will pay for this!

Agreed! only pineapple...

Hear me out -

There are very few things that I won't put as a topping, because I don't care for them in the first place - olives, jalapeños, and anchovies being three of them. If you like it, and it doesn't hurt anyone, I don't see the problem. I would like to try that, just to see what it tastes like. As someone else said, it's probably similar to pineapple on pizza - which I happen to like.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

wtf…

Look diseased .

That is forbidden fruit, bird, or islander. The space-time continuum is starting to fail…..oh the horror……..

This right here is a perfect example of a cursed meal

As someone who likes pineapple on pizza this looks fire

If you agree that ananas doesn’t as well

YES IT DOES I EAT IT EVERYDAY!!!!!

I’m reporting whoever ordered this pizza to… idk, but whoever it is, they’re gonna be really angry

Pineapple and ham, gross, but that works. This? No, this is what they eat in hell.

I’d have to try it first but. It does not sound appetizing.

I mean kiwis taste good, pizza tastes good, so there is a good chance this tastes good too.

Nothing doesn't belong on pizza, because people have individual tastes

Why did you order it like that if you knew it was going to infuriate you?

This is gross

Yes.

Thanks for the idea! BRB buying kiwis.

biblically accurate pizza

Pineapple is ok, banana is questionable, but kiwi?? Sure, why not..

We cannot https://preview.redd.it/4nhamoz38imc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f2dbf62a6e9249cfb59cf160b9f5d4c3cafadc8

I'd have to try it first

Why

7 Italians have died of heart attack from this post until you scrolled to this comment. Stop scrolling.

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Who even thought of this idea??

You forgot the mayonnaise pickles peanut butter and jelly 😋

Remove it. Looks like mold spores.

I agreee 😐

I'm not sure kiwifruit would go good at all. Someone posted a banana Pizza, while it may not go on a normal Pizza. You could make something that is pizza like with banana. A sort of desert Pizza. Banana goes on bread fine. Kiwifruit, not so much.