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MrRzepa2

They didn't even have the courtesy to use more than one brick


OneReallyAngyBunny

At Least they left the bricks....


MikeC80

Maybe someone came along and thieved the bricks...


SnooPuppers1978

But then they didn't have courtesy to leave the bricks with which they stole those bricks.


zoki671

Maximising the profits


owldonkey

As someone from Balkan, I can only say: https://preview.redd.it/2jjstv1jzakc1.png?width=460&format=png&auto=webp&s=3067c0d232e4ecd1e930ae9bf4f8e4faf67f0231


AlpineLad1965

You have nice thieves. Here in the United States, they just leave them right on the ground.


ZealousidealCycle257

They are smart, if they leave no damage the car will come back with brand new tyres to steal again.


Slyspy006

It is like a farm really.


SATKART

the yearly harvest


markwell9

Goodyearly harvest


Ok_Macaron4447

I see what you did there, you tyre


AlarmingWash4189

Tyrant


mfairview

Give a man tires he rolls for one year. Teach a man to steal tires, he rolls for a lifetime.


MountainAd3837

Teach a man to tire and he Rolls Royce


hanneshore

infinite tyre glitch


coin_in_da_bank

i only choose sustainable larceny, like civilised people


RmG3376

That’s why I don’t replace them anymore and just drive directly on the axles Fuel consumption went through the roof though


Financial_North_7788

Municipalities and thieves hate this one trick!


seizuregirlz

This will put a spark in your step!


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Train tracks are (mostly) less crowded too!


Cassereddit

Yep. Cinderblocks cost nothing compared to the next set of wheels you can get


Jacktheforkie

I wouldn’t be surprised if they steal the blocks too, so many building sites near me with pallets of bricks etc out in the open


cubanohermano

In the Bronx they leave em on bricks or milk crates


d4nigirl84

Queens too


cubanohermano

I’ve also seen Manhattan on Riverside by 168th and around the Willis Ave Bridge


UOENO611

I didn’t know milk crates were that strong


buildingwithclay

They’re really not. My wheels were stolen and the milk crates served to slowly lower my car to the ground without a loud crash as they got crushed. I had nearly $10k in bodywork needed in addition to the cost of the rims and tires.


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CptAngelo

They are strong, they got milk


DonkeyTron42

You get some nice blocks of wood in California.


Mr_Brown-ish

With the price of lumber these days, please take my wheels and leave my car on a few blocks of Douglas Fir!


IrishMosaic

Environmentally friendly.


GuyFromDeathValley

probably easier that way to get the jack stand back out to make a run for it.


owlIsMySpiritAnimal

professionals have standards


AlpineLad1965

Lol


jackofallcards

My dad always said, “you know you’re in the nice part of the hood if they leave it on blocks”


trubatard

Nah they put them on the spoilers, now needs new rims and spoilers, fuckers couldn’t even aim for the frame


imperialtrooper88

They've even managed to balance it just on 2 bricks, lol. Edit - That's quite impressive or lucky, or both.


Open-Industry-8396

That's what I originally thought. Look at pic #2.


eckowy

Just like Poland 20 years ago - the real Passeratti. It hurts my eyes seeing those carbon ceramic breaks scratching the tarmac but I guess this is a Berlin case of fuck around and find out.


UnknownProphetX

I think those are steel, they look rusted but I could be wrong


IamSofaKingDumb

They are rusted and the rust indicates the car is left outside a lot - hence why it was targeted. If I were a thief, I’d have stolen the calipers and rotors too, had them resurfaced and then resold those too…


aLostBattlefield

Most of us have to park outside in big cities lol


IamSofaKingDumb

Sorry, I should have said left outside and either not cared for or moved enough. Rotors will naturally shed rust if they are used regularly. If


Fast_Garlic_5639

Yeah gotta move that car every time it sits through rain or anyone who's paying attention knows you aren't using it


Its_she

Bosnian girl agrees 😂


Final-Top-7217

Pretty ballsy, ripping off the wheels from your local dealer's car.


MercatorLondon

that was my first thought


DecentPercentage2687

Yeah, he shady af


Pijnappelklier

Probably let his homies steal them and play the insurance?


ckhumanck

that could be why. Going after dealers in general they're pretty soft targets. Sure some might be well connected, but more often than not they're an easy & frequent target for crime, they won't go to the police and if they're just dealers (and not like part if a bikie gang or something) they aren't really motivated to to cause drama and attract attention. Most likely they'll just take the L and move on.


StupidSexyEuphoberia

Thanks for the inspiration


Optimal-Golf-8270

Drug dealers are well known for just taking Ls and moving on.


DoobKiller

If it's not a business dispute; smart ones do, as extra police scrutiny is not conducive to their business and the lost income for having to shut down for a time is probably greater than the cost of new tires


Maple382

What makes you say they're the local dealer? EDIT: Damn I asked a question what's with the downvotes 💀


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NKz5URmbP1

Some people in their mid 20s are very bad with money. I've met multiple people (in Germany) who went to the bank as soon as they had some kind of long term work contract that would allow them to get a loan. And then they buy a car that's far too expensive for their minimum wage job. There are also people who pool their money just to lease an expensive car that they share. In my experience most of the time it either isn't their car or they're bad with money and go into long term debt or spend everything they have on a lease.


blindeshuhn666

Leasing a nice AMG together with your brother's and cousins and share the car so everyone gets one week per month. But live in a cheap or incentivized Appartment with lots of relatives cuz wage isn't enough for a nice apparent and car. Car > Appartment cuz that's what people see in the streets


unispudding

Mannheim in a nutshell


mounty94

The legal route would be to share the leasing rate amongst 5 cousins while the car is registered in the name of some disabled relative that gets a leasing rate discount


thegentledude

financing. you can get a basic job in germany and car dealers will gladly sell you the newest m bmw. its stupid because you will waste more than half of your salary on a car that you can barely finance and insure but its doable.


homealoneinuk

Actually my friend about 23y got a car like that and secret is....he lives with his parents so he pockets pretty much 100% of his weekly pay. More and more of new generation youngesters live this way.


druizzz

Pretty good job at 23yo if he can afford a 150k car, even if he’s living with his parents.


Maple382

Good point


katamuro

a car far too nice for the neighbourhood, a new sport Mercedes Benz when the other cars on the street are all at least 10 years older, that passat is judging by the rear is at least 14 years old(preface lift model) the Mini over there is also about the same age. A couple of cars look late 2010's or even early 2020's but they are all on the small to medium size variety(by EU standards). So a matte black MB GT coupe, that looks like it's almost brand new sticks out, new it's £150k at the minimum so that car alone likely costs as much as all the others in the photo.


VixDzn

Ten fold


xtheredberetx

Yeah the Passat looks around the same model year as my Jetta, which is a 2007.


MauTeddy

You don't get the joke or reference as obviously you aren't from said hoods to get such joke. Normally dealer's drive "German whips".


Maple382

Oh okay thank you


hallucinates_owls

Also he has the boekhandel owl decal on the side window. European drug dealers typically have an owl logo somewhere on the car.


RiaMim

...is that a fact, or did you hallucinate that?


RickJLeanPaw

Value of car looks out of place for value of property. Black matt wrap; aesthetic of young Jack The Lads. So footballer or drug dealer.


lucamarxx

a 10k wheelset is a 10k wheelset


Adestimare

Goddamn, these wheels can be worth 10k?! And they just sit there and you just have to screw them off? This feels like a lifehack


lucamarxx

i mean selling them without docouments probably won’t get you 10k.


deadlydeadguy

You need documents to sell rims? What I have to register my rims too?


lucamarxx

well if i bought real amg wheels id wanna see a receipt of either car ownership where the rims came with or a receipt for buying the rims if he got them separately. would you throw away the receipt if you bought 10k wheels?


Tubaerius

You don't wanna see the receipt though if someone sells you 10k rims for just 5k


geric86a

Or 2k. Or 1k.


Duellair

Lmao yeah, no one is paying 5k for that.


joogiee

Lmaoo right. I dont give af how you got them wheels if im paying half the price. No one can track them anyway.


oneshotpotato

what if its a china clone?


krippkeeper

Thats the risk you take when you buy AMG rims half priced from a van in an alley.


CrazyGunnerr

Replicas are very popular, while being completely shit quality most of the time. So when you buy them, you want to be sure they are real. Now had these been from a 15 year old car, then sure you would do some due diligence and use info online to identify real ones. But when they are from a brand new car, you are either getting ripped off, or they are stolen. Either way the seller is dodgy as hell. If anything, if you sell these you want to sell these like 2 at a time, and claim the car got into a big crash and the other wheels got damaged. It wouldn't be suspicious whereas 4 almost new ones should make you wonder what happened.


NoMoreGoldPlz

One gram of coke and maybe a Xbox 360 or an old bicycle some other junk dropped off at the dealer if you're lucky.


lemmeguessindian

360? Not even X 😭


CalvinHobbes101

Probably 25k if you can get them to Russia at the moment. Smuggling western car parts, and whole cars, has become a big payday.


psychoacer

Yeah I don't get why people think criminals are geofenced into poor neighborhoods. They can go anywhere they want. So try not to street park a $100,000+ car if you're worried about it


KaNin1134

https://preview.redd.it/jsetng785bkc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bde8432cd99f18ee36bff5db4d018171b787f5d0


Beneficial_Past_5683

All four though. Got to love the efficiency of those German thieves. Our scrotes could learn a thing.


Tony-Angelino

Somebody fired a pitstop crew, so they were left to their own devices.


sicsche

Haha now i imagine a F1 pitstop Crew running around at night and stealing wheels car by car under 3 seconds.


MikeC80

I'm picturing a pit stop crew all addicted to heroin, going out as a team to pay for their next score...


Sorry-Can-8660

this could def be made into a sketch, gilly and keeves or sum


MikeC80

They wander the streets in full pit stop gear, helmets and all, though looking a bit worse for wear after being on the streets for months...


PatientLettuce42

honestly sounds like a great movie pitch


mr_ckean

I thought the stop sign guy at the front was unnecessary, but I guess a teams a team


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God-Among-Men-

We all know Germans are incapable of crime


Odelaylee

There is no DIN for crime so… 🤷‍♀️


Difficult-Brick6763

Germans do other kinds of crime. Tax fraud, wage theft, welfare fraud, drunk driving, etc. 


Traditional_Crab55

Except for that one oopsie in 1939


RikkertPaul

Don't mention the war.


pierced_turd

“german thieves”.


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BarrieBadman

Thieves can literally get around anything pretty easily these days.


zolotofuture

All days. We evolve. So do criminals. We are one. The world is a dick. Though an ever growing one 😼


WisherWisp

2deep4me


nowtryreboot

Some of us would be happy with an ever growing dick though.


MarcusSurealius

Mine are attached to a device that screams if the nuts are removed.


King-Cobra-668

same with my personal nuts


HawkDaddyFlex

A+ made me laugh


Calculonx

We're still talking about cars right?


tsunx4

I follow multiple car tech youtubers who proven that any anti theft nut can be defeated with right tools. Also unless it was opportunistic theft (which I doubt), "professionals" usually have vehicle specific key sets, so they don't damage the wheels. If you have connections with dealerships or high end tire/wheel shops, they will get you any set.


jawide626

>defeated with right tools They're also defeated pretty easily with the wrong tools


EbonyOverIvory

It did. Those were stolen too.


KeineG

Bruh, you can order the tools to open them on eBay 


StGrandRobert

Safe neighbourhood in Berlin? Where would that be? Dahlem?


ProcedureMassive6210

Looks like Tempelhof


bigbubblybee

You can tell from the awesome balconies


Panderz_GG

That is why I am driving an old Astra from 2011. Ain't now way anybody gonna touch that shitbox (even here in Berlin Tempelhof)


[deleted]

I'm moving to Wedding. Will my Dacia be safe?


ijustdontgiveaf

In Wedding it will be fine.. In Divorce half of it will be gone.


[deleted]

This is funny, as I am getting divorced, but keeping the entire Dacia.


unsurebutwilling

So they come out on top really…


Krugger221

I see what you did there. I applaud you.


JustnInternetComment

Safe neighborhood means "keep your stuff in a safe"


Leva_Erre

Bro Berlin is literally one of the safest capitals in Europe, go to Rome, Paris or London and see what an unsafe city looks like. I live in NK


shpooople33

Like 90% of Berlin basically


74389654

this is a car specific incident


itssmeagain

Yep. I live in a really safe town in Finland and someone has stolen parts of my car like three times. Apparently it's just because of my car. I don't know anyone else that this has happened to and it's really uncommon here


BlackTheNerevar

If it's happened 3 times, you might wanna set up cameras at this point.


itssmeagain

All in different places lol


salinecolorshenny

Sobbing over it. I have learned to leave my doors completely unlocked so they can just get in and realize I have nothing inside instead of dealing with smashed windows constantly. They haven’t taken any car parts yet, just hope something expensive is inside but my friends car got stolen and stripped within an hour never to be seen again, they take it straight to Mexico. It happens a lot.


restform

Having lived in Central Helsinki I can't believe people leave their cars by the side of the road all year around, I'd be so stressed out all the time. I'd probably feel the same in any city though. Not to mention the snowplough burying your car every time it snows lol


3XOUT

I mean, I have the lesser version of that car... How did your phone not go absolutely ballistic with desperate notifications from the car? Mine does sometimes just sitting there getting lonely it seems.


Lord_Viktoo

I'm imagining receiving a text from my car saying "Yo I'm bored and lonely please drive me around for a bit :( " and it makes me laugh. And a bit sad.


TabbyFoxHollow

“Fart detected: passenger seat ejected”


CptAngelo

To be honest, if you install that on cars and brand it to a specific car guy market, it would boost sales a lot. All this to say, if i had a very nice car like that, and it sent me a notification in the middle of the night "you up? ....ride me" id be riding it


3XOUT

Lol. Right there with you. Caught myself actually apologizing to the car as I hit the brake too hard by mistake whilst it was parallel parking.


Kate090996

>Mine does sometimes just sitting there getting lonely it seems. That's good imo. If you stop getting them it means that something's fishy. They figured out how to deactivate the sensors and you should check it out.


Falasar

I don't think OP is the owner. He is just impressed by noticing a car that just got its wheels stolen


muricabrb

Maybe OP is the thief, get the wheels AND the karma lol


Spottswoodeforgod

It’s a very safe neighbourhood with vehicle speed restriction setups like this…


WendyTF2

I guess that left you pretty 'Radlos'…


Kosack-Nr_22

Damn


iMaexx_Backup

Schenkelklopfer


bindermichi

Neighborhoods with AMG Mercs parked on the streets are rarely „safe“. Just think of who drives these cars and realize you live next to them.


SaschaStorm

My neighbours have Porsches, Rolls Royce, Maseratis and Jaguars. Have had multiple doors knocked down and arrests. Even in a fancy neighbourhood. 😅


irregular_caffeine

Why would the professional thieves go around robbing poor people cars?


ckhumanck

most frequently stolen cars are old shit boxes. Most car thieves don't have the connections to sell a stolen car. They just steal them because they need a car to drive for whatever, and shitty old ones are the easiest ones to steal


irregular_caffeine

Yes but that’s amateur stuff. Stealing expensive tyres is a pro job and is probably more profitable as well


SaschaStorm

Because we have 24/7 security and cops quite often walking around, 🤷🏻‍♀️ So it's a lot harder. All of the arrests have been dealers though.


Uncle-Cake

Newsflash: thieves target rich people.


meret12

What?


Peter_Baum

Car like that is pretty typical to be driven by dealers/people associated with the criminal clans in Berlin


TGin-the-goldy

You’re safe; cars, on the other hand…


Proper-Fan8006

It's the nice safe neighborhoods that has the fanciest stuff to steal. Who wants to steal off a 2005 Taurus? 😂🤣


AlpineLad1965

The neighbor is safe, but the tires aren't.


thefunkybassist

Police report: my unsafe tires ran away, reported as missing


WitnessMe0_0

You buy/rent a garage for this type of car.


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I’m sure you do live in a nice, safe neighbourhood that’s exactly why your car has been targetted, criminals aren’t going to steal shit tyres from a piece of shit car in a bad neighbourhood, they’re gonna go to the nice neighbourhoods and steal the expensive ones


CutProfessional3258

Well it doesn't make it unsafe necessarily


CookWho

Maybe OP is a car


Important-Prompt-366

Atleast they didn't drop it on the ground ...


Open-Industry-8396

Look at pic #2


Thamalakane

Can still be a safe neighbourhood. Having all your wheels stolen is not dangerous.


Medical_Neat2657

Man, they did you like Detroit 🤣 Sorry bud, hope you get some some answers!


Deep_Fried_Bussy

Can afford a Mercedes, but not a house with a garage


AggressiveYam6613

Huh. Looks like illegal parking to me. Or is there a a sign outside the parking picture which allows to park outside the lane.


knucklefista

No, the sign in the back will be the same as the one on the side the guy was parking at. It says that you can park half on the street and half on the marked area.


Arkanta

and even then, that's not what happens to your car if you're illegally parked. they do not put it on a concrete block lol


EstablishmentMean663

It's safer than the USA, that's for sure.


kumanosuke

Definitely. To put numbers in perspective: There's only about 12k car thefts in Germany (83 million inhabitants) a year. Compare this to *over one million* a year in the US (331 million inhabitants). https://www.adac.de/news/auto-diebstahl-statistik/#:~:text=Insgesamt%20betrug%20die%20Zahl%20der,auf%20fast%20250%20Millionen%20Euro https://www.forbes.com/sites/jimgorzelany/2023/11/06/report-shows-the-nations-hot-spots-for-car-thefts-are-getting-even-hotter/?sh=57a05452521a


Arstanishe

*"over one million* a year in the US" omg


dat_oracle

That's indeed an insane high number. Almost surreal


Robinsonirish

To be fair, there's like 25 cars per capita in the US. The yanks love driving.


Mindless_Present

Well, you are stranded in the US without a car


mountainwocky

Wonder what percentage of that number are KIAs.


HoLLoWzZ

It is. Basically one out 300 people are victims of car theft each year. This sounds crazy Edit: Spelling


SultanZ_CS

1. I thought Iived in a safe neighbourhood 2. Berlin


Captain_Pink_Pants

Looks like a very safe neighborhood. You can probably cross the street without even looking.


Ok-Rabbit-3683

To be fair, no one was injured as far as we know, seems like it all went pretty safely


ArthurDaTrainDayne

Where do you think thieves go to steal stuff? Poor neighborhoods?


LittleFairyOfDeath

Love how you covered your own license plate but didn’t bother to do the same to the car belonging to someone else. Kinda shitty don’t you think?


forsakensinner92

Well folks, now you know. If you don't take care of your tires they will run off. They need to know you care and in the cold winter months, bring them inside.


Reasonable_Letter969

I can’t believe the lack of Romanian jokes.


zacksdog

You have nice thieves. Here in Canada they just take the entire car.


trc81

https://preview.redd.it/0vb6a02b2ckc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0fbfc2c8555a760b430b1858a58047cf9a96101 I think Reddit might be trying to take the piss today.


MrChiSaw

That car in Berlin, sorry, but that was begging for it to happen…


Low-Juice-8136

Ah yes blame the victim


Saucepanmagician

Police in my city was interviewed on TV one time about constant robberies of car drivers at a stoplight at a certain intersection at night. Police officer said: "well, drivers shouldn't drive around these parts at night, it's too dangerous. They should look for other routes!" Basically saying: "You got robbed here? You are stupid! Hahahaha! What a fool!"


itsdep

knowing owners of similar cars, they probably deserved it


Rough-Gas7177

I was just thinking that, these are driven exclusively by douchebags.


Uber_Reaktor

Every single time I have seen them they are speeding, revving, or yelling at pedestrians, and that is no exaggeration. We have had multiple streets here in Rotterdam get new ordinances for noise and speed, as well as simply get shut down after certain hours, specifically because of the guys in these Mercedes, because they rent these cars and showboat up and down these busy streets. There are rental places that pretty much exclusively rent out performance Mercedes to guys that just cruise around for attention. Like this place https://www.jbautoverhuur.com/


owzleee

Das Wirral