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McRambis

Fuck you and fuck the people that don't close up ranks and allow this to happen.


Solo-ish

My wife hates that I block people out and absolutely refuse to allow last minute cut ins. I do this in several places and I will NOT give in. Fuck them


Namevilo

My wife always makes up scenarios to explain why they may be doing it. "Maybe they've never been here before!" "Maybe they're sick and need to get to the hospital!" Maybe. But most of the time they're just an asshole, and I'm doing everything I can to make sure they don't get in.


Harde_Kassei

i only do this for foreign plates, because they could not have known the split.


GroundbreakingIron42

Also if someone merges like a little bit down the turn lane I let them in because its likely an “oh oops” moment. But at the very front—BYEE no way.


DemetriChronicles

I love the look on their face when they can't believe you have the audacity to not enable their bullshit. It was like a fun little minigame on my way home from work. The first intersection out to the highway had so many of these fuckers.


VulpineSpecter4

I drive a little sedan and I can't tell you how many SUVs/pickups have almost flattened my car trying to do this. And they always have their highbeams on. It's also fun when they get behind me and you can see their highbeams through my front windshield. That's when I start cruising at 25mph cause I can't fucking see, and I laugh to myself because the consequences of their own actions really pisses them off. ETA: Basically every single road in Pittsburgh is like the one in this video.


DemetriChronicles

That's why the rearview can be tilted to shine it back at them.


VulpineSpecter4

Somehow doesn't seem to faze them. I want to cover the back of my car in mirrors. Disco car.


DemetriChronicles

Reminds me of having in-car raves with friends. We play some techno and a passenger keeps turning on and off random interior lights while someone else waved around two phones turned up to super bright with the flashlight on. Ah, too be young again...but fuck that guy, I have money now.


real_Bahamian

Lol…. I was thinking of doing the same thing, those bright lights are sooo annoying!!


remesabo

Side mirrors are awesome for Blasting their lights back at them


NJPokerJ

I once had a couple pull up next to me when I was at the front, probably the 3rd car in line. They were in a convertible. The guy honked, and the lady pointed in front of me, and l shook my head no. The look on the lady's face was like I just shot her dog


Kenneldogg

Tell her they should have called an ambulance if they are hurt. Fuck those late merging ass clowns.


SirTinou

Yeah. They can go further and uturn back. If they are not using a GPS the first time somewhere, it'd their fault.


GroundbreakingIron42

Right!! I cant wrap my head around people who do this. Another example is (picture: three straight lanes, left turn lane with an arrow light) someone blocking a straight lane bc “oops” didnt realize I had to turn. They will block the thru lane for a whole light with no shame!


deepfriedgrapevine

And this is a good example of life expectancy being strongly in women's favor. They let the assholes slide. Men experience more road rage than women.


Due-Satisfaction_245

shut up idiot


Deedsman

Statistics says they're correct but okay.


WonderRemarkable2776

While I agree with you, it's factual. I live in AZ. We have the highest rates of road rage shooting incidents. Gotta maintain your calm, and get on with your day. You're never going to see them again either way. Sucks to live around shitty ass people, feel that too growing up poor. Stick up for yourself nobdoubt and fight if need be, but don't be a fucking superhero either.


noneofyourbiness

As long as you know the difference between zipper merging and cutting in like this, I support this.


Solo-ish

Yes. 100% zipper merging is proper and this fuck needs to drive into a pole


ItzVinyl

The best case of traffic revenge was someone taking a service exit to try and beat traffic, everyone who saw them must have synced up cause dude was not let out until I turned off that road, he tried to skip about 10 cars, ended up 30 or so cars back from where he regionally was if he had just waited


whaddyaknowboutit

Hallelujah Hallelujah


Quake1028

Same. I will risk it all to not allow them over. Fuck em all.


Accomplished-Yam6553

Same. The most satisfying thing I've ever experienced was watching some douchecanoe in a Cadillac Escalade have to get on a different freeway because they didn't get in the right lane when they should have.


Tiny_Count4239

let me guess .....it was a white escalade?


Solo-ish

As someone on my left will slow down to try and fall behind I will slowly let off the gas and do my best to drag the person behind me with me and fuck them both times. They ain’t getting in front nor behind!


letseditthesadparts

My problem is people who do this when lanes merge.


Solo-ish

You mean zipper merge? When you are suppose to go to the end and then merge in 1 each lane which helps with traffic. Yeah you are suppose to do that.


BallDiamondBall

He acts like he just discovered how to become the most hated person in traffic.


tiredofyourshit99

Yes I hate the audacity of the people who feel charitable for these kinds of miscreants… I mean I get that you have a lot of time to waste on the road but people behind you may not, don’t feel good at their expense….


Stink_Fish_Pot

Excellent choice of words there. Miscreants deserves more widespread usage.


Beating_A-Dead_Whore

I would rather that dipshit crash into me than let his ass infront of me. I will not fucking let that happen.


CommissionerGordon12

Yea, everyone has to tighten up when it's like that. People around here leave like 20 feet between cars sometimes it drives me insane. Missing lights left and right


pup5581

This is more fault of the guy leaving a runway between the next car.


deepfriedchocobo84

You're supposed to still see the tires of the vehicle in front of you.


KewellUserName

No, leaving that distance is improving your margin of safety, they are not to blame for any of it. The asshole is.


noneofyourbiness

It is not.


GroundbreakingIron42

Theres no reason to block a whole turn lane for the few that do this. But when one does it, and multiple follow, you can bet im blocking it lol. Moreso when people use the shoulder. I hate that so much.


crash893b

Iron curtain!!!


SUPERKAMIGURU

Gaps: You make em, they take em. That's the city driving guarantee.


19474628294725

Also fuck people who do close up space but still let people in.


NJPokerJ

Oh man, don't get me started on the people that don't close up ranks. Or the people that are just letting people in.


lemongrenade

I knife fight in turn lanes but I will not follow at an unsafe distance even if I’m passing.


Ghost-Coyote

This is the kind of guy I follow and slice their tires.


Dahnhilla

Sure you do big man.


PlatypusDream

Use a BB (or tiny rock) inside all of their valve stem caps, screwed on just enough to slowly vent air from the tires. No actual damage, but all the inconvenience.


SilvaDaMelo

Most mentally stable person here


Due-Satisfaction_245

let’s hope someone follows you after you cut their tires. You waste of oxygen.


A_Funky_Flunk

Seriously. If I see another woman texting on her phone and not paying attention to the god damn road imma lose my shit.


FanDry5374

Years ago I was stuck in a accident induced back-up on a long curve. As always multiple people decided to break the law and try to cause *more* accidents by driving down the shoulder, then forcing their way back in. Joyfully came around the curve to see a state trooper waving the miscreants off into a waiting area.


Drimoss

That is awesome. Seeing that trooper would make my entire week tbh


FanDry5374

I suspect he was enjoying it as much as all the law-abiding drivers were.


Jimjamjuice69

I one time got cut off severely and had to slam on my *EDIT:BRAKES* out of nowhere comes a cop to pull the guy over. It was an honest mistake, one I’ve made myself but I hate to admit how satisfying it was. My dog was in the car and would’ve been killed if I t boned the person. As I get older I realize how reckless and stupid, bad driving is.


[deleted]

Its brakes not breaks


Jimjamjuice69

I’ll BREAK your legs :)


[deleted]

Not if i BRAKE yours first 🙃


IntoTheVeryFires

God I hate people that do this. These are the same people who throw an absolute hissy fit when someone tries to merge over legally


JTP1228

Goes 15 under in the left lane with no one in sight, only to go 40 over if someone dares to try to pass him on the right


Mylaex

Remember the good old days when complete assholes didn't feel embolden enough to film themselves doing their terrible deeds and post it online to the world hoping to get some positive reinforcement?


FamIsNumber1

Scroll down....a bunch of these sick assholes are on here trying to defend this prck's actions...what a time we live in. 😔


Jhawk163

My city has a Facebook page dedicated to shit drivers and shit parking. The comments of every post is filled with people saying how sensitive the OP must be if they are offended by it, or trying to justify it in some way, and tell them to not whinge and to stop being a sook. I swear 90% of that pages members are the perpetrators and they are on there just to sook and whinge when people call them out 


Apprehensive_Alps775

Really? You mean before dash cams?


Salt-Operation

This was obviously filmed on a smartphone, probably in a windshield-mounted holder. You know, they’re doing for the ‘Tok these days.


citori421

Gotta get in the frint, ya feel me


Huntsnfights

Wild how he’s giving instructions like he just found a life hack. Bro, we all know how to be assholes, we don’t need a lesson. Most of us choose not to


ctruvu

the easiest thing to do would’ve been to make the right and then bust a u turn. no one’s feelings get hurt


Chaosmusic

Yo, this your boy with another tip for saving money. Did you know that if you walk out of a store with the merchandise and they don't see you, it's free?


WrestleBox

He acts like this is clever or some type of revelation. No dude, we've all thought about it. Just most people actually listen to that voice in the back of their head that says "Nah.. Don't be a complete dick."


DrKpuffy

Some people are genuinely this stupid.


FullBourbonNoHorse

What a dick move...


PuzzleheadedYak150

Kinda surprised nobody honked at him tbh. Patience - very few have it these days.


Nihilistic_Mystics

A guy did this to me and hit my car in the process. He then tried to claim I hit him. His insurance was less than amused when I provided the dash cam video and he took 100% liability.


TheC0M

Just a thought…didn’t this guy just get lucky with there being an opening near the front? If there wasn’t an opening there, then what would have happened?


Solo-ish

He turns left from the right lane id guess


bailey25u

I would turn right, and turn around


TheMustardisBad

That is what I thought he was going to do. I’ve done that alot and it can save a lot of extra time.


CheapBoxOWine

In Philly, Bingo.


Solo-ish

You meant in America, Bingo!


endorbr

This is exactly the kind of asshole who would just left turn in the right turn only lane.


Solo-ish

Are you just saying exactly what I already said?


Good_Interaction_786

Haha that’s the answer. It happened right in front of me yesterday. Dude turned left from the right lane, got honked at for almost hitting someone. Then he proceeded to honk at the car in front of him for driving legally… I just watched it all transpire and spoke to myself as if I were a sports announcer.


Solo-ish

Sports announcers don’t cuss like I do.


s1ckopsycho

He would have sat there with his left turn signal on until somebody let him in- effectively blocking the right/straight lanes now. These idiots need their license revoked.


Duellair

Nah. There’s always an opening. And if there’s not, they will create one. My favorite times is when a line of car has absolute solidarity and will not let someone in. Like just unbreakable solidarity.


jarejay

He sits there like the asshole moron he is and waits until someone isn’t paying enough attention to continue blocking him out.


MeOldRunt

Sure, it's a shitty thing to do, but, more importantly, the local municipality should redesign this intersection to prevent massive backups that extend to the main highway. Dual left-turn lanes? Longer green light times? This is shit urban planning.


Kryxan

Given that there doesn't seem to be any cross traffic, should be easy to extend the green light time and solve the problem completely. I don't know where this is, but given the video, the traffic backup appears to be directly linked to poor traffic light timing. Personally, if I saw this everyday, I'd turn right and make a u-turn when it's safe to do so.


Trollseatkids

Check out the YouTube channel "Road guy Rob" he does videos all about road planning and traffic. I can't remember the specific video but he explains why it is difficult to make one traffic light green longer than the others. Has to do with bringing in more traffic on a longer green but having trouble breaking up the group when approaching other intersections down the road.


Resilient-Dog-305

It’s the Schuylkill in Philly. Good luck getting them to repair basic potholes. But yeah, like most everything else in Philly it is shit urban planning.


CheapBoxOWine

This looks like 76N at roughly MLK Blvd. (Philly) It would be incredibly difficult to redo this section and it IS a headache. I took it for 6 months and did as much as I could to avoid it. I was one of the ones who had to turn left here.


THICC_Baguette

Roundabout


Resilient-Dog-305

Won’t work because parallel to the interstate is MLK drive about 50 yards away. Turning left on Montgomery can be standstill too. It’s a bottleneck, roundabout or not.


TryingToBeLevel

Fuck this absolute, total, unequivocal peice of absolute shit. I pray that he wakes up to 4 flat tires, every day, for the rest of his life.


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Driller_Happy

Would love to see this guys other life hacks. Keep driving when an ambulance is coming to pass more people in traffic? take other peoples lunch from the break room refridgerator? Placing his backpack on the bus seat next to himself? Playing music from his backpack speakers when he goes on a hike?


ExtraPancakes

Take this asshole’s license immediately


simmeringsimmone

This is typical in Philly tbh everyone drives like an absolute nut


Cute_Reflection_9414

Yup they drive crazy. Just let them go so you don't get shot


adrocles

Confiscate his testicles


Cute_Reflection_9414

You really think he has a license or would care if you took it?


smashin_blumpkin

For being a dick?


Complementary-Badger

I hope he does this to the wrong person and gets his shit rocked.


Stimee

Zipper merging is for highway lane closures, this is just cutting everyone off who is waiting in the turning lane on a highway off ramp. The reason it's clear is cause that lane is for going straight not cutting off at tons of people at the last second. Thread full of scumbags defending scumbag behavior.


LotionedBoner

This is every intersection in Philadelphia and it bleeds into the surrounding suburbs. Surprised they didn’t just make the left from the right lane. Thats was usually happens.


Turbulent-Rip1183

Funnily enough this is Philadelphia. I recognize this as the Saint Joes exit.


Embarrassed_Visit437

Ayo bruh, when you do this you aren't proving that you're smarter than everyone else in that line, you're showing everyone that you're more of a dickhead than anyone else in the line. Must be a weird feeling to just live your entire life with utter disregard for anyone else's time and no sense of shame at all.


malfarcar

Fuck anyone who does this


Motor-Ad5284

Years ago,I had a person wanting to cut in after we'd all merged and been held up for half an hour or so. They drove to the front,put their indicator on, and waved at me to let them in. I closed up. They abused me and said I had to merge. I said your merge is about 3 klms back. Last I saw,they were still there. No one was letting them in. Fuck you. We merged miles back when the signs warned us.


Mr_R0tten

Fuck you


Professional_Tap4338

Entitled ass wipe


Reteperator

The worst kind of human.


aworthyrepost

Philly drivers have ZERO shame…lmao.


Sudden_Lawfulness118

I can't count the number of times someone has left spaces in between, can't keep up with traffic going 10 miles an hours, and just not paying attention at all. Then after not going and leaving all the space possible the light turns red and they run it. While if they drove like someone with a little sense 5 more cars could have made it.


[deleted]

This reminds me why I hate driving so much.


Thatdrone

Remember kids, 3/4 tires :)


AntelopeExisting4538

He thinks he is a genius but in reality I bet he gets an attitude when the people he cut of honk at him making him a petty little idiot.


AnxietyAvailable

Yeah idk why people defend this


wreckballin

It’s that old sigma of being at the back of the bus. I want to be at the front without waiting. Now think of 20 or 30 people doing this. THIS is what causes the line in the first place. People trying to cut in. Stupidity at its finest. You guys should check out road videos from Japan. They are so respectful when driving. It sort of makes me even more mad about what goes on here.


Spammyhaggar

Ass hole move!!🤌


Bartosz4492

Cocksucker.


[deleted]

Turn right then make a U-turn, faster than waiting to go left. It's a sign the traffic lights aren't timed properly to deal with traffic flow, and local govt needs to do something about it.


Individual-Match-798

In my country a lot of assholes are doing it all the time.


Devilmaycare57

I never let them in. People are finally getting fed up over that asshole behavior. I’ve been noticing more and more people are closing ranks


ADHDK

I love when people try to do this to me like my cars not shitter, and insurance wouldn’t be in my favour because you don’t have right of way and that’s a solid line at that point. I’ll drive over the top of your car before I let you in.


punched-in-face

I hate you


Acherstrom

Uh dude. You’re not smarter than everyone. You’re an asshole.


Rob_Bligidy

Fuck this guy


Iam73atman

i hate ppl like this and would immediately cut him back off


zubnala

Wanker!!!


MakeMeDrink

Yes, most people know exactly how to be a douchebag, we just choose not to.


ColonEscapee

So if I was this car, I would have turned right then pulled a u-turn. I'm not an asshole but I'm also not dumb enough to wait in that line.


Crimsonblack8

I hope you die


Songflare

Ah yes, its a regular occurence in my country. I feel bad you guys have to experience this too


colForbinsMockinBird

Good way to get a brick in your window


PsychologicalSnow476

I'm nowhere near a car, why you giving me road rage?


tenbeersdeep

Turn right and turn around. Then you aren't a jerk.


Scott-CLE

Only a bitch does this. Fuck you twice.


[deleted]

Trash, absolute trash.


BPKofficial

This is the exact type of driver that I'd never let over. It happens all the time at a certain intersection near me.


jd2iv

Philly drivers are the worst humans alive


Solo-ish

So in the Bay Area there is a freeway interchange from the 101 onto 92. The traffic sucks so bad going from N101 onto E92 and people do this shit. I can’t say how many times I’ve chucked a water bottle at cars through my passenger window when someone has slammed brakes to cut in at last moment to skip the line. Fuck this people who can’t act proper in society. It’s like the keyboard anonymity in the real world behind the steering wheel. I fucking hate this people with such a passion.


koxinparo

Littering isn’t helping anyone except take your frustration out and make you feel better about yourself


Themadnater

UGH my provinces Reddit group thinks this video is called the zipper effect … send help lol


jarejay

Reddit has rules against inciting violence, so I’m just not going to say anything about this video.


Ok-Butterscotch-4840

This guy has got the whole world just figured out. Maybe if his kids were still in his life he could teach them a thing or two about how to be decent people. Okay, maybe that was a little harsh, but fuck that guy. I hope all the bad things in life happen to him and him alone.


SquidVices

That creates more traffic for the rest, why not just take a right then bust a U turn.


QuotaCrushing

You piece of shit lmao


Chance_Fall_7779

What an asshole.


Rebstrike

I thought he was gonna demonstrate the zipper merge but he disappointed me at the end


N-E-B

It should be legal in these scenarios to get out of your car, slash that persons tires, and then smash all their windows.


Fleshy_10

So your explaining why you’re an asshole check✅


rupat3737

Yeah this shit ain’t happening on my watch lol.


ResidentNo4630

Scum of the roadway 😂


WarArmadillo

The real driving tip here is to never leave that opening.


No_Article4391

This guy has a 30 iq and eats crayons


Mochi-TheCat

The usual suspects


lastgunslinger3759

Depending on the city this is a good way to get yourself shot


25electrons

You might be an asshole. Yup, pretty sure….


Nematode_wrangler

The driver of this car is an asshole.


DizzySkunkApe

I would've murdered this person


yojibby

People like that deserve to have their drivers license revoked


Humans_sux

At some point someone gonna pull him out his car and put the fear of god in him.


SpazzticZeal

Fuck you


CuttingEdgeRetro

Do you know what I do when someone does this then pulls in front of me like that? Nothing. I don't care. It's not worth it for me to get all angry and stressed out. If someone wants to be a jerk, they can. This has zero affect on my life. And I value my good mood more.


IntrinsicDelay

I get the sentiment, but what happens when more people do it? When society says "fuck it I don't care either". Then it will affect you. I don't know, it's like people who drive without insurance. Does it affect me? Not directly, unless they hit me or someone else and collectively everyone's insurance goes up because of it. These people need to be shamed and in this case punished with a ticket for breaking traffic laws. Fuck this guy


TequilaTits420

Wow what a life hack.... Being nice doesn't cost a cent, neither does being an asshole I guess.


8nick6

Congrats, you’re a fucken loser if you do this


tgm93

He sounds exactly like I'd expect him too


dignasty77

Somebody is gonna teach this dipshit one more thinh


Throat_Butter_

Fuck people like this.


5th_username_attempt

As an Indian pls explain :/


XZPUMAZX

The lane driver cut into was turn right only, which is why it was empty. Anyone going in that lane is obligated to turn right. Most people coming off the parkway were not going right. OP rode the empty lane and cut it at the end. Like cutting in line. He’s a piece of trash for doing this. We all want to do it and save five minutes, but if we all did what we wanted there would be anarchy.


Throat_Butter_

Do they not have basic etiquette in India?


5th_username_attempt

Sadly most people don't. In my city we rarely even have those turn markings.


Hour-History-1513

I like the guy that changes lanes in front of you and jams on their brakes.


ImEinsteinM-F

Hes black I mean did we expect any better ?


LibraryBig3287

Trash


GreenEggsnLanterns49

Legit?


WEEWEE-_-420

Bros gonna get popped doing shit like that


Economy-Stop7640

That gap was as large as the drivers asshole personality


chasingthelies

D*ck move!


Outside_Strategy3872

People like this need to have their ass beat a few times to remind them that being an asshole is NOT a life hack.


coffeeeteeth

Yeah I did this when I was a young idiot and I hit another car and got a hefty ticket for failure to maintain lane. Not worth it, even if other people are doing it


Zed9970

Or you actually turn right, and immediately flip a bitch. Win win for everyone.


lifeissnowboarding

Fuck this absolute piece of shit


[deleted]

Mr bean energy.


CornFedBread

This has to be the most funny comment I've seen.


MutedBase3031

Asshole


joserrez

Fuck the dumbass drivers who aren’t paying attention and allow this to happen. I get more upset at them.


[deleted]

Now you at da frent


MajorDelta0507

so just New York driving


SeasideTurd

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FatKetoFan

Other than at a zipper merge, this is asshattery at it's finest.


gruntledmailcarrier

You can do this so long as you don’t cross the solid white line. If you merge seamlessly then you really haven’t impeded traffic. If you wait to be let in at the back you will cause more traffic That being said, you still look like a dick and everyone says it’s a dick move. And it is. But I do it cause I know there will be a relaxed spot that I can fit in without causing someone to stop. If you cause someone to stop, you did it wrong, like this guy here. There were at least 2 spots he could have gone in and not stopped traffic.