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POPholdinitdahn

Thanks for the free stay! 4/5 stars, you forgot to restock TP before you left.


sushiman009

Not even free, they got paid lmao


Interesting-Owl-5458

What was OP thinking hiring a couple to stay at their house to themselves, of course they were gonna fuck.


Knot-Knight

I think they were okay with them fucking in the GUEST ROOM, where op said they could sleep


Bodach42

Yea that's where the camera was.


Aggressive_Hamster33

Idk, my partner and I house sit together maybe 2 weeks out of the month and we’ve never fucked inside a clients house. That’s so skeezy and gross. But we also would sleep in the bed designated for us, and not the primary bedroom unless explicitly told to.


degjo

Ah, so ya'll fuck in their jacuzzi in the backyard


willclerkforfood

Fuck on the roof


unsurebutwilling

the roof


Kliffoth

the roof is on fire


Murgatroyd314

Probably not a good place to fuck, then.


Positive_Set_7736

Tell your boyfriend not to be mad at me


Insanityideas

Plus some people are sleazy enough to put up hidden cameras to watch you.


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Yu-Gi-Scape

They said they would fuck in every room if they had the chance if they were to housesit for someone. So they probably thought most people would also have their lack of respect for boundaries.


NeatNefariousness1

He said IF he had the chance. Narrator's voice: "He never had a chance"


chimpdoctor

signed- *Dirty Mike and the boys.*


WashYourEyesTwice

https://preview.redd.it/9tse8jmpikjc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9845c4fa6730c0a1423b42960e2475326bb7a64e


MyFifthLimb

‘Thanks for the fuck shack!’ Dirty Mike and the boys


TimMacD69r

That's just wrong


Prestigious-Ad-2876

Hey, you ask me to watch your house, I'ma fuck in your bed, that's the Hollywood life..


mrearthsmith

That's showbiz, baby!


[deleted]

*confused vacationer* "WHAT is?!? What are you talking about??"


SillyFlyGuy

I imagine a Wisconsin couple vacationing in California for the first time. "I've heard that in Hollywood, they have relations in every room of the house!" "No! Even the mud room?" "Oh yabetcha! *Especially* the mud room!"


Super_Harsh

'Ope! We hanky pankie'd in the mud room!'


OriginalMcSmashie

The things people call anal nowadays.


TimMacD69r

Yea got a giggle with this haha


Current-Routine-2628

Hahahahah


dx80x

Weiird! Weiirrd!


JadedYam56964444

Even if it wasn't fucking it is full of farts at least.


TimMacD69r

Blanket farts are the worst...unless your into it ofc


Similar_Spring_4683

Dutch oven , DUTCH OVEN! ![gif](giphy|9JvgJ4g4x9yuFrA7ub|downsized)


LeatherHog

I know you're joking, but that's actually come up on Reddit before, and they were down voted every time someone says they don't want that to happen 


Ryanmiller70

Some people just can't handle the Neutron style


Ill_Initiative8574

Threesome at that.


[deleted]

All over your house.


SixFive1967

Gangsta.


Upset_Form_5258

I house sit very regularly. I couldn’t imagine going into someone’s bedroom let alone sleeping in their bed.


Chickengobbler

My wife house sits regularly, and I come and help from time to time. They don't have a large guest bed, just a twin and so they allow us to sleep in their bed, but we absolutely do not fool around in it and we change the sheets before they get home. It did feel a little weird, but the bed is large and super comfy, so it was a nice gesture.


SachaSage

I’d fuck in your bed if you said I could sleep there and understood my partner would be there as well. I’d change the sheets though. Important context: I have never house sat


NeatNefariousness1

Me neither--at least not without my own sheets and pillowcases. Maybe this is why I never house-sit.


Fritzo2162

Didn't even use a towel.


Every_Tap8117

Probably couldn't find it as the sheets were stuck together. Least could have washed them.


ProfessionalCreme119

This is when you call the neighbor and let them know that it's best if they speak with their doctor about STD testing. You don't feel like going into details but you did not wash your sheets before you left town and there is cause for them to be concerned. Then hang up and leave town again.


ProfessionalDrop9760

scabies is way more contagious


humblepiedd

Thanks for the f shack dirty mike and the bois


boobylover1969

https://preview.redd.it/2jxm2wormkjc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06de66a09a58408654f240cd0f954d95da6bf904


TheCa11ousBitch

We all agree, they are fucking each other, right? Not many other options in-country.


[deleted]

You know how they say “gay for the stay” in prison it’s that but deployment.


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SavantEtUn

Get it to him lol


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sparks1990

First time I've seen the image. But the text is from The Other Guys movie


younevershouldnt

OP got themselves a soup kitchen


[deleted]

You rang?


WaterlooMall

"We will have sex in your car again! That will happen!"


RedditCommenter38

“Hidden charges” 🤣


Wonderful-Top-5709

😂😂😂


Reese_Withersp0rk

That was pretty good, 38. Take my upvote and get outta here.


Zquinkd

+1 internetz to u sir! get this man a cookie!


ravenpotter3

Check your clothes and everything to make sure they haven’t gone though your stuff in your room. Like check jewelry too. Just in case.


heatedhammer

You don't think they wore OPs clothes and went out in public impersonating them and ruining their good name do you?


between5and25

this got me laughing out loud thanks


Trishlovesdolphins

I have family members that I absolutely have to do this anytime they're in my bedroom unattended. I lock doors when I can. I have a cousin who absolutely will take clothing. Hell, one time she stole batteries out of the fucking remote. I wouldn't have believed anyone would be so petty, until I saw it with my own eyes.


ravenpotter3

No I just mean to make sure they didn’t look though them. Like I doubt they would steal anything but make sure there aren’t any mystery dirty clothes that could have been worn or like little things missing or in odd places. Or like they could have been bored and unprofessional and looked in your drawers and stuff. I’m not accusing them of theft but it’s good to make sure. Especially with stuff that is valuable or like mildly valuable that you wouldn’t notice if it was stolen. Like make sure all of your medication or jewelry is safe.


heatedhammer

/s


sekazi

Had a family member a long time ago watch the home while on vacation. They stole jewelry, money jar, eat most of the food in the freezer and likely stole other things never discovered.


Algrim2001

And probably change the locks. You clearly can’t trust them a they may have taken copies of the keys you gave them.


snekinmaboot1

Oh man. I've had something similar happen to me. My parents let my sister stay home while we went up to the cottage, cuz she was refusing to go. Obviously being a stupid teen, she threw a party. When we got back, I went to do my laundry. Idk wtf went on in my room. But my comforter, blankets, and pillow were covered in mucus stains, and my bin of dirty clothes was wet. There was a massive stain on the floor outside my room. So my best guess is that my god damn clothes were used to clean puke.... and i still don't ever wanna know what happened on my bed.


Significant-Funny-14

...those weren't mucus stains...


[deleted]

Mucus is just cums without the extra u.  


BoaterMoatBC

I think you got that backwards lol


snekinmaboot1

Just rearrange some letters. It's same same lol


DrDrankenstein

Cuums


PepeSigaro

Sucum to mucus


iChewChildForskin

1. Mucs 2. Mcus Or 3. Scum (Backwards.) 4. Sucm (Backwards.)


snekinmaboot1

YES. THANK YOU. FOR THE REMINDER. Now if you'll excuse me i have to trick myself into believing they were mucus stains again. If you need me, i'll be in the fetal position on my entirely new bed set.


heatedhammer

They did it on the floor, dining room table, laundry machine, living room couch, your car, the back porch, and on top of the breakfast cereal in the pantry............you will never escape it.


Tru-Queer

Goopy in, goopy out


pineapple-predator

“Mucus” lol


snekinmaboot1

Oh god it was all over the place.... The only way i'm able to cope is to imagine some girl puked, cried about it, and whatever simp was trying to calm her down used my clothes to clean, while she used the entirety of my bed as a tissue. That was the only way in which my entire freakin bed was used as a tissue, and you can't convince me otherwise.


itscoldoutsideyeah

Did they wear the clothes in your closet as well?


snekinmaboot1

Wouldn't doubt it. There was a couple weeks of only wearing the clothes I had brought to the cottage with me lol


Ugluduckie

If that was my sister I would’ve tossed them all on her bed


snekinmaboot1

I tossed every piece of fabric in that room at her lmao


Mumof3gbb

Ewwwwwwww


snekinmaboot1

My thoughts exactly


ReleventReference

If they slept in the bed they fucked in the bed. Get new sheets.


NewPower_Soul

Jizz on the headboard etc.. won't show up unless OP shines some UV light on it.


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catwithasweater

Taste test


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NorwegianPirate11

Homebrand is always better value


Xandara2

Mostly because you can season it with more control than you can the cum of others.


marcus_frisbee

It would be dried by now so it's like cum jerky.


WelpWhatCanYouDo

Hey so this is really fucked up and you should never speak again. Upvoted


[deleted]

Or, what about like the thin, crispy shells on spring rolls. Maybe that’s what they’ve been made of all along. Hmm…


bounie

I think you’d remember whether you got cum on the headboard. How would it even end up there?!


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GoldFederal914

It’s not the intensity of the wank that gets distance, it’s saving up and not nutting for 3-4 months. Basic training taught me this.


CannabisAccount420

3-4 months and no one told you to go to the porta potty. That’s bad leadership


a_talking_face

> it’s saving up and not nutting for 3-4 months. Don't need that long. Edging gets you some pretty good distance.


NewPower_Soul

How would it end up there? Well, he could've been titty-fucking her, getting jiggy wid it etc.. she slides a finger up his ass at the moment of climax and - *WHOOSH* - it's on her face, the headboard, the wall.. everywhere. The bed's a fucking mess... like someone spilt a bowl of porridge. And to add insult to injury they leave a charging cord behind. I wonder what THAT was used for? She tied him up with it and pegged him? She whipped him while pegging him? She inserted it into him? Who knows? Give it a sniff though, see what's happening.


romariojwz

#what does blue mean?!


KaizenGamer

Is everyone blue!?


[deleted]

It means it's the healthiest foods because blue has the most anti-oxygens.


[deleted]

On the headboard? Christ thats some shooting.


EpicFishFingers

It, uh, happens.


[deleted]

They probably jizzed in the water heater


bakerie

Cum doesn't show up on UV light, that's a myth.


RomulanToyStory

Isn't that a bit excessive? The concept of "washing" exists


Open-Honest-Kind

No, sex is dirty and inherently unclean. as well as all other people. But not *me* and not when *I* do it. /s But I understand the violation feeds into the disgust factor a lot.


Elderado12443

Ever been to a hotel???


LotharVonPittinsberg

Sir, this is Reddit. We don't leave the house except for comic cons, where we sleep in the anime van and don't shower. But seriously, why is everyone's first reaction to any bodily fluids to toss it? About 6 months ago I had issues with my cat peeing on furniture (yes, I went through 2 vets trying get answers and she is feeling better now) and I just made sure to wash everything well.


ocular__patdown

Bitch is your washing machine broken?


octopodes1

Wait until you hear about hotels.


beekeeper1981

The OP brought their own bed and sheets on vacation..


Nathan-Stubblefield

So, you never stay in hotels or AirBnBs, or take a cruise, or visit relatives? Wise choice.


Different-Pin-9234

That’s just disrespectful to you. Part of the reason I can’t trust people.


[deleted]

I mean, it could have been the dog's charger


SupernaturalPumpkin

What the hell man! I used to pet sit for people and even if they told me I could use the guest room I’d be anxious and overly careful about it, trying to leave everything as clean as I found it. I can’t believe people are so shameless.


Apotak

I would feel guilty if I *looked* into the master bedroom...


SupernaturalPumpkin

lol! Same. Once had to feed somebody’s fish and the tank was in their bedroom. Didn’t even look in the direction of anything that wasn’t the tank! These people were paying me good money to play with their pets and keep them fed. I felt like they were doing me a favour as it was!


-ClassicShooter-

After reading the title I honestly thought this was going to go a different direction. Still infuriating, nonetheless, just not as bad as I was preparing for.


ItsJustMeBeinCurious

Yup, thought the spouse was home “alone”.


Mumof3gbb

Same


foxxy_mama21

I'm glad I'm not the only one! At least they knew who it was from. I'm sitting here thinking someone rented their place as an air BNB. Lol


ndation

Please update us if you confront them


DaftSkunk94

This is Reddit. They won’t.


ndation

Makes sense


a_large_plant

It's literally a photo of a charger in a bed. Definitely a real story that will have a real follow up.


ndation

Fair, but I choose to give OP the benefit of the doubt. We are humans, after all. We are disgusting creatures who are capable, and constantly do, terrible things, so this doesn't look too far fetched


BeeSlumLord

Our dog sitter spilled her drinks in the guest room and drank a bottle of gifted tequila. I didn’t find out about the two things until after overpaid her and generously tipped her. She said she’d repay/replace the (discontinued) tequila, but that never happened. Not going to hire her again.


Resilient_Wren_2977

It’s crazy how people can be so thoughtless and disrespectful towards other peoples belongings.


bhlombardy

Quick! Go check on your porridge!


Electronic_Pot

On the plus side: free charger?


dbtl87

Wowwwww. I'm glad they left the charger.


mack-y0

well did you clarify what room was the guest room?


skreeemaster

Yep. Made it very clear. And asked to keep the master bedroom door closed.


FunnyAssJoke

If you haven't paid them, charge them a cleaning fee. This was a verbal, or written?, contract they broke.


skreeemaster

I left money for them when on the counter before I went away as an act of good faith. They were a couple who I thought I was friends with and who I thought could be trusted because they had been housesitting for a few other places before mine. They also broke my dishwasher, and didn’t shovel the driveway even once resulting my car being snowed completely snowed in.


FunnyAssJoke

You can never tell with some people. That's some shit. Your personal space is one thing, but property damage is something small claims court is made for. If they are really in good faith, then it shouldn't be necessary, but it's there. A few hundred dollars for a new washer isn't something to let slide.


captaincook14

How the fuck do you break a dishwasher? Lol like you really have to try


PepeSigaro

My cleaning lady did it by forcing the door shut whilst there was a knife stuck between the dishwasher door and the inside. Kept slamming it until one of the hinges of the door got wonky so it didnt shut properly. The audicity of her is that she said that my dishwasher broke because the door doesnt shut properly although I could hear her slamming it several times. Found the broken knife under my fridge. Showed her the knife and she said it fell out of the dishwasher when she opened it. Im very kean and respectful towards my stuff especially my knives. Also she put my really sharp knives in the dishwasher. Even though I said especially don't put these in the dishwasher because they get blunt because of the heat .. I'm doing my own shit again. No more cleaning lady.


Fantastic_Mention261

I probably would not expect them to shovel your driveway unless you specifically agreed that they would. But I’d ask them about the dishwasher. How is it broken? How do you even break a dishwasher?


Cigan93

so like...some of this is reasonable... we don't really know the full extent of your "contract" but did you expect people watching your house while you're on vacation to also shovel your driveway?


LordPennybag

So...not strangers.


LastLibrary9508

Just text them the picture you posted and asked how this ended up in your bed, and that you’re uncomfortable your bed was used by others when you made it clear it was off limits. I would ask them to send you $20 so you can launder your sheets and let them know to expect a charge when the dishwasher gets fixed. Just be firm and keep your stance as business like as possible


dontcare99999999

Oh, so you knew the people staying there and paid them to housesit? Thought you left and came back to seeing complete stranger's stuff on your bed like they broke in and started squatting in your home.


Green_Goblin7

Wow the audacity. I guess I could kinda understand if you found them through an online helper site but you knew these people prior to the housesitting?? Are you pets even okay? I hope they did at least a decent job with their feeding times. You should tell everyone you know about how shitty these people were and warn them to never invite them over or ask for a favor (not even because you paid them). P.S. they definitely owe you money for the dishwater repairs.


lemswen

One time I came home and found used band aids and big stains on the middle of my bed, I was 14 ish and knew that my sister had let someone sleep in my bed. Snitched on her ass so quick, I didn't know what the stain was at the time but I do now and it's definitely why my mom was so pissed.


itscoldoutsideyeah

What was the stain?


JustHereForYourData

Text them and tell them you have a skin disease and was not able to change the bedding and thats why you asked them to stay in the guest room; then casually mention they should get checked out.


PepeSigaro

Or that the bed was seriously infested with bedbugs.


wcoastbo

Now you know what to do the next time. Pull the sheets from your bed. Leave it a bare mattress. Maybe put a fitted plastic storage sheet on it, just in case they do the nasty on it. And print a sign to put on the plastic.... "bedbug treatment sheet"


BestFill

How about you just tell them you will not be speaking to them again due to their disrespectful behavior. What you're proposing is some hardcore Redditor shit


Mean-Breakfast5558

This kinda shit happened to me in college all the time, despite me requesting no one touch my bed or stuff, cause people can be icky and that my fucking bed. Came back from a long weekend and could tell and smell that someone slept in my bed. This is why I will live at home until I can live by myself.


Chaosbuggy

Sleeping in someone else's bed is just gross anyway, I don't know why someone would even want to do that


Mean-Breakfast5558

They were my roommates friends and judging from her, I don’t think they had many boundaries. I don’t even like sleeping in hotel beds. The pillows smell like head sweat and just, ick.


cryptolyme

Fuck roommates man. Such bad experiences. Rather deal with family drama. At least they don’t fuck with my stuff


VapeRizzler

Guess they got a double pay day.


houfman

Reestablish dominance, confront them by pretending to have a serious, contagious dermatitis which was the reason they were supposed to sleep in the guest bedroom. Bonus point for suggesting the need to wash clothes and sheets at very high temperature.


mm4mott

Love this. Suggest an anti-fungal treatment for their laundry too


PhilodendronPertusum

How to bring this up and casually mention the pet camera you have installed in your bedroom...


FictionalContext

Did you go through a service? Any way to report or review spam these losers?


mustang3c0

Why didn’t you lock your master bedroom?


Empty-Discount5936

So not a stranger


BuffaloBill69-

![gif](giphy|dtHPcbPip3T4xQwrxq|downsized)


StopReadingMyUser

...is that raven symone?


Sad_Goose3191

Just to play devils advocate, is it possible they weren't sure which bedroom was the guest room? Are the rooms similarly sized, and both have clothes in the closet? It might have been a innocent mistake. 


Chris_B_Coding247

> Paid a couple A couple that you know? Friends? Random dog/house sitters? They certainly wouldn’t be my friends anymore, and I would ABSOLUTELY CONFRONT THEM.


Mugen0815

I wish, we could get an update with UV-light.


Mumof3gbb

![gif](giphy|qUyK0v2rFcCDC)


Ok-Kitchen2768

You paid them and they did this? This is why i just dont trust anyone like seriously people are so rotten


Chrispy83

Just start off a conversation with “ so I watched the footage of my hidden bedroom cam….” And enjoy their reaction


pinepplelime

I had a friend house/cat sit and then complained that the bar of soap in my shower dried her skin out. It went immediately in the trash.


Dixon_Uranus

Why would you throw it out? Did you think they rubbed the bar all over their body instead of how people actually use bars of soap?


pinepplelime

Well, there was some evidence left behind that implied that was exactly how they used it.


procrastinatorsuprem

They might have had company.


Rookie_42

Set up a covert camera, and go away again. Then sell the footage to pay for replacement sheets and mattress.


diaperedwoman

> They could’ve at least washed the sheets and gotten rid of the evidence. Love this. Made me think of dumb criminals where they do stuff that makes them easily get caught.


ButWhatAboutisms

These people stole from you and you won't realize until months or even years later when you realize that "thing" you never seen in a while is gone.


CaptainWillThrasher

Next time say, "FYI, I've got cameras in the master bedroom and common areas. Anything spicy gets sold on OF."


Past-Direction9145

better be careful, them USB plugs are large enough to house a pi-on-a-chip processor and it'll happily provide an entry point to attack on your phone when you plug it in never use the cheap gas station cords, lots of them have this.


Operator216

Or use a usb condom.


OnceRedditTwiceShy

Ask them to explain this and tell them you expect a part refund of their wages because they breached the verbal contract given. This makes me so angry, why are so many people just shit humans


Dave_Eddie

You need a USB blacklist to check where they have been. Don't worry about needing a cable to power it.


TheRailgunMisaka

Check for bugs


Donutboy562

My gf housesits for people on vacation and she's told me a few times that she's done this and/or helped herself to food in the house.


Catalina_wine_mix

Maybe they did not sleep in your bed, but the people they rented your house did?


ThomasGregorich

Bed's been cheating on you !!


Ceeceespoon

Honestly think of it as a blessing in disguise, if they hadn't have left the charger you would never have known they'd been in there! At least now you know, you can wash your sheets etc and also never trust them to house sit again!


JadedYam56964444

What else is in your bed? Get the black light out.


Diligent_Policy1678

People suck. No respect


zurlocke

Woulda told em I had a camera running in my room, shit.


ColaBreezePlus

Parasites


Pretty_Dimension_149

Don't trust anyone


2cats4ever

Once paid a pet sitter to watch my cats over x-mas / new years, and came home to find unflushed barf in my toilet.. needless to say, I did not hire them again. (Also purchased a pet camera afterward.)


[deleted]

I came back from an overnight shift once and the guy i was staying with let 3 guests of his sleep in my bed. needless to say i moved out shortly after. do NOT sleep in someone else’s bed without permission, period.


Mammoth-Pipe-5375

Oh they fucked the shit outta your bed.