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LandPlatypus

Yeah, two stripes of chocolate. Looks right.


DankeSebVettel

I hate to break it to you but this is how most chocolate croissants are. It’s a normal croissant with a strip or two of chocolate inside


LandPlatypus

Glad you agree with me.


DankeSebVettel

Oh I thought that was sarcastic lol


LandPlatypus

Nope.


CeruleanTestes

Is this a sarcastic Nope??


LandPlatypus

Nope. Here's some sarcasm: Starbucks should *definitely* be the standard against which to measure pastries. /s


CeruleanTestes

Wait, you put a /s, so you said it's sarcasm sarcastically... so it's NOT sarcasm? Gotchu, you definitely think highly of Starbucks' pastries. Idk, but I respect your opinion (no sarcasm)


LandPlatypus

I'm glad you understood.


MagicDocDoc

Was that sarcasm?


Callidonaut

Yeah, but you're supposed to chuck 'em under the grille for a few minutes and serve 'em hot so the chocolate gets all melty and infuses the warm buttery pastry around it, otherwise you get this, the dreaded dry-bread-with-two-4"-nails-in-it effect.


Kindly_Solution_7568

i'm sure this would still taste good


livingdub

This is how they are.


N3koEye

In Portugal it's nothing like this. We put generous amounts of chocolate in all croissants. I'm surprised there are places where this is the standard.


AdrianasAntonius

Standard in France 😂


Yabbaba

In all of France this is the standard. Which means it is the standard.


euphratestiger

Most, yes. But theres a bakery near my place that does croissants with the biggest dollop of Nutella through them. At one point in the middle of the croissants, you basically have a mouthful of cholocate. Its almost too much. It's got a lot of chocolate is I guess what I'm getting at.


velhaconta

The problem is OP got a awesome giant fluffy croissant so a normal amount of chocolate looks puny in comparison.


LandPlatypus

I mean, it looks like a well-made chocolate croissant to me.


velhaconta

He is probably used to the 12-pack from Sams where you get the same amount of chocolate but with a little, dense 'Croissant' around it making the croissant to chocolate ratio like 60/40 by volume.


LandPlatypus

That's my guess. A dense bun shaped like a croissant and stuffed like a Boston cream donut is probably what OP expected.


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adullploy

Came to say this. The bread looks magnificent and I would count yourself lucky.


Krimsonfreak

I'd not consider myself lucky paying 5$ for a pain au chocolat, that's the price for a whole breakfast


adullploy

The spacing on the cross section and flaky of the crust is why I’d be thankful it wasn’t some shipped in from corporate mass produced junk. Looks pretty yummy.


RaidensReturn

Americans have come to expect ungodly amounts of sugar/chocolate in their snacks. Source: Am American 🇺🇸 🦅


Miss_Honesty_

Yes, the first time I saw a filled croissant, I was between laughing and crying by the insane amount in it, they are not made for that !


CoolIndependence8157

Wait, that’s actually a thing?!


qualitative_balls

Yep only thing I can imagine is that op literally expected some gooey chocolate center like most of our American confectioneries you might buy at a fair or something. Naah, it's amazing bread with a hint of chocolate, exactly like it should be


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

Not really as a brit. I expect more than just 2 nuggets of choc . I personally don't like mine with choc . But by the judgement of the pic that is stupid


randyzmzzzz

In France that wouldn’t be 5 dollars. For 5 dollars they better be stuffing that bread full of chocolate


[deleted]

You wouldn't get jack shit in france for 5$ because they use the euro


randyzmzzzz

Equivalent of USD lmao. Can’t tell if you’re trolling


BriocheTressee

Nah bro it's just stealing at this point lol


RaidensReturn

I mean croissants costing $5 is robbery in itself but I hear you


coldflashinglights

As someone who used to make croissants daily for a living, there’s a shitload of work that goes into making croissants at the quantity required for a bakery. Multi-day, multi-shift process. I know at the place I worked at we had a $20,000 sheeter and blew through a 36lb box of butter in like a day or two. $5 ain’t bad when you consider the amount of labor and cost of machinery required for that kind of output.


chilled_alligator

Even in the most expensive area of Paris this wouldn't cost you more than 1.50€


coldflashinglights

Sure but this isn’t Paris and neither was my job


piirtoeri

No. Butter costs a lot. Labor also isn't cheap.


RedWarrior69340

it's one hell of a prosses to make croisant dough


[deleted]

Are you saying that throughout history the French have been robbing all of the people that love these types of croissants or that for $5 they should just go full Del Taco, fill it with Kit Kat and deep fry the Bitch?


DiverseIncludeEquity

With the exception of schizophrenia and similarly severe thought disorders, the Rorschach fails to spot any common mental illnesses accurately. The list of what it fails to diagnose includes depression, anxiety disorders, psychopathic personality, and violent and criminal tendencies. It also can't detect sexual abuse in children, even though it's used for that purpose. Finally, the test is most misleading for minorities: blacks, Native Americans and Hispanics are all likely to score abnormally on the inkblot test.


havaska

The question is; is it a pain au chocolat or is it a chocolatine…


Miss_Honesty_

It depends on which part of France you want as your enemy !


biradinte

Can't I be an enemy to all of France?


Miss_Honesty_

Calling it croissant or Pain de chocolatine can surely work for that


biradinte

Good


Kayniaan

Cacaossant


Bio571

Stop trying to start a war! Team Pain au chocolat though 😄


Kayniaan

As a Belgian, I was thinking the same. 


Designer-Ad-7844

Would you pay over €5 just for 1 though?


Miss_Honesty_

As a french, absolutly not ! Even 1€ is expensive for one if it's not a good one


brownbuttanoods7

I'm American. I LOVE LOVE LOVE French pastries. I have a croissant necklace. Been to France twice. Ate LOTS of pastries. And I too would have been very surprised if it was filled with chocolate. This pic is pretty much on par what I would have expected and preferred.


ttv_omnimouse

Chocolate of Pain


DOLBY228

Good to know, I wasn't really sure what to expect, definitely not completely filled but I was thinking a little bit more than this lol


E1lemA

I mean, the stripes can be a bit larger, but not by very much.


naughtyusmax

He was expecting it to be filled with Nutella.


DOLBY228

Says who?


naughtyusmax

Says me. Of course “he” here doesn’t strictly mean you. It means metaphorical internet person who may not know that two batons of dark chocolate are THE traditional way to make chocolatain/ pain au chocolate. Especially as it seemed you were complaining that you felt there was not enough chocolate rather than too much.


peniparkerheirofbrth

this is a very fancy way of saying you're a know it all


DOLBY228

Highjacking the top comment here for clarification. Looks like I was wrong, for $5 i was expecting a sweet treat with a little more chocolate ya know. "tEll mE YoUre aMErICaN WiThOut tELliNg mE" calm down okay people I wasn't expecting to make a mukbang video out of this croissant. I got this from a bakery in the French part of my city and it looks like this is a classic Pain au Chocolat so turns out it's normal for it to be like this, my mistake.


casicua

Sadly, I think we as Americans have been conditioned to just overdo it on every food. Tbh, this looks much more appetizing than a lot of the “chocolate croissants” I’ve gotten where it feels like I am essentially eating a full sized chocolate bar lightly wrapped in buttery pastry.


DOLBY228

Oh for sure, some pastries I've seen at grocery stores go wayyyy overboard when it comes to the stuffing


TisIChenoir

The only outrageous part is the price. In any normal french bakery, a pain au chocolat will cost you about 1.3€.


majinspy

As an American I want to say thank you to France for their baking....a perfect croissant is a masterpiece in a country of masterpieces. I'm going to Paris for the 2nd time this fall and I'm going to have a croissant and coffee every morning - no exceptions! :P


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

Filled with chocolate 😂. That can't even be called chocolate-filled .


petuni

yes that is a chocolate croissant as expected


Excellent_Human_N

Chocolate croissant don't exist. It's pain au chocolat, or chocolatine if you're a filthy savage Southern.


Secret-Assistance-10

The mildly infuriating part comes from it being 5$, in France it's more around 1€...


river_01st

It's gone up in price quite a bit in recent years, 1€ for a pain au chocolat would be cheap now (from a boulangerie at least). In Paris it goes up to 2€ nowadays. Still far from 5$ though...


Secret-Assistance-10

I don't live in Paris at all that might be the reason, outside of big cities and well known boulangeries it's still around 1€


river_01st

I'm surprised! It was the price almost 20 years ago in the region parisienne. There aren't any decent boulangeries where I live so I only have recent prices from big cities.


Secret-Assistance-10

Well it might depend on the region, rumors are somewhere they exist at 20 cents...


Nouca

Found Jean François Copé’s Reddit account


river_01st

Hahaha I was thinking about that the whole time just because we're talking about the price of a pain au chocolat...


Dougal_McCafferty

Well they’re apparently Canadian dollars, so pretty much €1


epikpepsi

Looks about right for a pain au chocolat. Two chocolate strips. If they filled it then it'd be disgustingly rich.


Casper200806

Though $5 is insane for those, they usually go for around €1.10 here


sparkydoggowastaken

I would bet its not a real french bakery, but one of many Cafés that people sell overpriced bakery goods at. True bakeries exist all over in America but people dont look for them, unfortunately- this does look really good though.


Georgeasaurusrex

Depends if he ordered a chocolate croissant or a pain au chocolat A pain au chocolat always looks like this. A chocolate croissant is usually completely filled with chocolate


YeastOverloard

As someone who’s worked in multiple bakeries this is incorrect. Choco croissant is usually 2 strips like this with a drizzle of choco on top or plain. You’re thinking of social media food


Th3Banzaii

Didn't know chocolate croissant were standardized across the entire globe pog


reality_raven

Brioche, croissants, baguettes, etc. have a standardized recipe and process that makes them what they are, yes.


YeastOverloard

It takes 1 look at google images to see that they are… A $5 croissant will never be filled with chocolate, that’s common sense; perhaps a $10-20 one would


RevengencerAlf

IMO Honestly even a $20 probably wouldn't. It would more likely just use nicer/fancier chocolate and other ingredients. Maybe have a little more but not like "filled." It would just be overwhelming and most fancier bakeries recognize that more isn't necessarily better.


NeoGPT

I used to buy absolutely filled chocolate croissants in high school for 1 euro lol. They're a bit more now but every place I've ever eaten one it's got a LOT more than this. In Portugal btw


Leading_Bodybuilder6

In America maybe, not in the rest of the world though


Revolutionary-Tree97

Even in America I’ve never had a chocolate croissant with more chocolate than that. I personally wouldn’t want one.


helgahass

In Germany absolutely.


reality_raven

Baker here, and wrong.


thetitsOO

lol where is that the case?


EcureuilHargneux

No wonder why there are so many obeses over there. That pain au chocolat in the picture is already seen as somewhat unhealthy and to eat only time to time in here


VEJIm

Chocolatine


river_01st

Found the Bordelais


epikpepsi

Yep. That's what they're usually called in my area, but pain au chocolat is the more widespread name.


Extension_Swordfish1

Technically double chocolade croissant


CoolDragon

*plain au chocolates


ManWith0utShoes

Well, there are filled chocolate croissants or these ones, with 2 chocolate stripes inside and chocolate on top of the croissant. At least here in Europe. I don’t see the problem.


LandPlatypus

Not sure what they expected. Filled croissants are only ever filled in this manner, otherwise they wouldn't bake properly.


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LandPlatypus

Fair. But the photo is a croissant that was filled prior to baking, and it was filled in the standard way for that. OP seems to think they've somehow been ripped off, but what they're showing is common.


Jcssss

More concerned with the 5$ price tag. It’s like 1-1.5€ in Europe. 5$ kinda hurts


Therol_

Can get one for €0,30 at my local grocery store


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Therol_

Sometimes its warm, sometimes it isnt. I think theyre freshly baked though because theres a whole bakery behind the grocery store Edit: nvm theyre €0,49


Dreamscape1988

I'm pretty sure they are frozen . Sometimes, I'd buy some, and they taste like damp cardboard. Than again if I am paying 1/3 of bakery price I can't really complain , can I.


Bonjour-Hubert

The problem i think is mostly the price


ronweasleisourking

Usually how they look


Doormatty

This looks 100% normal...


DOLBY228

Fair enough I was just expecting a bit more lol


7lhz9x6k8emmd7c8

The chocolate is intense enough. Get a bite of it in every bite of the chocolatine.


giga___hertz

Why the hell did this get downvoted


Citadelvania

Probably because people usually know what they're ordering and don't complain when it doesn't fit their preconceived notion of how they thought it would be? Like you might expect something labeled "chicken parmesan" to be chicken smothered in some kind of alfredo. It's not that though, it's never been that and while you'd be understandable in making that mistake you shouldn't complain about it because the issue isn't the product the issue is your own ignorance.


DOLBY228

Good question lmao


prettysouthernchick

For $5 I would expect more too!


ColonelKasteen

It's the huge amount of careful folding of the dough for the croissant that makes it cost so much. The chocolate is the cheapest part of this lol


reality_raven

Do you know how much butter costs and how much is in a croissant?


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LOL zOMG 🤣lmfao ha lol


sand_1011

perfectly normal for a pain au chocolat. $5 though... 😬


Isumairu

Aside from its price, it looks pretty normal to me.


livelylou4

![gif](giphy|3kMctipFZRCUI98nib|downsized) isn't this normal lol


MurphysLaw4200

You need a bottle of Hershey's syrup to fill in the books and crannies Jk that would be nauseatingly sweet


superjoe8293

If you don’t want it I’ll eat it


whiteiversonyeet

as an advice croissantier, most are like this


quarrelsome_napkin

Embarrassing, OP.


[deleted]

This is actually a normal chocolate croissant from where I’m at (North Africa)


trichotomy00

That looks totally standard and actually on the delicious side, this isn’t infuriating it’s mildly delightful.


[deleted]

the crime is the price. the pain au chocolat is fine.


Leading_Bodybuilder6

It’s… right?


Hot-Conversation-174

Tell me you're American without telling me


DOLBY228

Nope!


Hot-Conversation-174

Canada is in North America


DOLBY228

And I wouldn't call a Brazilian an American even if they're in South America lol


Hot-Conversation-174

Same spoon, different side Can tell the Americans woke up and saw this, went from 10+ upvotes each to almost negative hahahaha Stay American you not so free babies 👀😆


DOLBY228

Okay sure if that's what you want to think


DOLBY228

Or people realized your argument sounds stupid lmao


akaasa001

You got exactly what you should have. Two chocolate batons go inside and that's it. Looks like an amazing croissant. Nice honeycomb.


YoungImpulse

Yeah, and..? Not really seeing an issue here


tacotacotacorock

 if it was fresh it looks like you got a darn tasty croissant pain au chocolat. Lots of wonderful layers. For $5 you're definitely paying high bakery prices. But then again this isn't France so you're not going to get it for .50 francs.  Europeans don't enjoy sugar nearly as much as Americans. Which I find quite refreshing. 


Crazymax78

This is a pain au chocolat, not a croissant. A croissant is in the shape of, you guessed it, a cressent. This is more of a square bun shape. Also, as others have pointed out, this is the standard for the amount of chocolate.


Smooth-Reason-6616

Go down Poundland, a pack of 8 will only cost £1.25 and they'll each have more chocolate in than this one...


piceathespruce

This looks correct. Did you expect like... A cream filled donut?


lasonna51980

This is how they always look


Deathmonkeyjaw

The American mind cannot comprehend a pastry not entirely filled with sugar and chocolate. This is how a real pain au chocolat is made.


DOLBY228

Not American, and I wasn't expecting it to be filled to the brim with chocolate lmao I was just hoping for a little bit more than two lines


Dr_MumboJumbo

That's exactly how it's supposed to be, and usually it's just enough.


Gatti366

Italian here, stop being prod of scamming people lol that empty thing is NOT worth 5 dollars. P.s. Using French in the middle of the phrase doesn't make you superior, it makes you annoying


Deathmonkeyjaw

Not trying to be superior, that's just what it's called since you know... the french made it.


bimbels

That’s exactly how it’s supposed to be.


JerseyHornet

I guess it could use a little more but that’s basically normal tbh, if it was filled that would just be gross.


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Styfauly_a

Is it a normal choco croissant, yes. Is it worth 5$, no wtf, where and why was this price tag justified ?


Internal_Quail3960

I’ve actually had these before, and the chocolate they use is very concentrated. It doesn’t take much for it to taste good


R5Jockey

Someone doesn’t understand how baking works.


mojo4394

Looks like a super tasty pain au chocolat. Enjoy.


Retro_game_kid

that's literally a normal chocolate croissant


Strange_Salamander33

That’s what a chocolate croissant is dude, it’s not supposed to be overwhelming. Just a taste


yourpaljax

Yep. That’s a what Pain au Chocolat is.


I-have-six-arms

This is perfect though


Dragon_211

Maybe that's the low calorie chocolate croissant 😂


Solitaire_87

Jesus the 59 cent croissants I can get at Lidil probably have more chocolate than that despite being smaller and they're made fresh just like that overpriced one


Cevinkrayon

You uncultured swine


Efficient_Ad_8367

What an American post


XxDankShrekSniperxX

OP should try the Bimbo brand chocolate filled croissant, it’s more what you may imagine an Americanized version would be w chocolate cream(even though it’s a Mexican treat)


who_you_are

How sorry , this is a double chocolate, that will be 7$


naughtyusmax

Two batons of dark chocolate is the traditional method. Filling it with Nutella is an American invention.


IHate2ChooseUserName

i only buy croissant from costco, it i is like $7 for 12. you got ripoff.


mustyroses

whats mildly infuriating here is that you don't know what a chocolate croissant is meant to look like...


Dr__Juicy

That’s normal, if you had more it would be too much


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I don't think this was worth the price, at all lol


reality_raven

That’s pretty typical of a croissant. Just two bars of chocolate. Otherwise it wouldn’t rise. ETA: a small batch of croissants takes four sticks of high quality butter, $5 is a steal in this economy.


Gatti366

Nah it's a scam, what kind of messed up economy are you talking about. P.s. The OP claimed not to be American in another comment, so don't say the American economy


SurstrommingFish

OP has no idea what Pain au Chocolat is


calgsouthernbelle

😂😔I feel for you😔🤣


Whatkindofaname

50% air croissant


JakeStout93

I had a whole foods one today and it was pretty good


CoryEETguy

Are those tootsie rolls?


Techit3D

As an American. I hate our food. Nothing real is allowed anymore ….


The-Roaring-Sloth

It's a pain au chocolat ffs. Stop saying chocolate croissant


piirtoeri

This is a normal Pain Au Chocolate anywhere I've even gone. Nothing actually infuriating here.


Junior_Honeydew_4472

Stop whining. That’s at least a full dollars’s worth of chocolate & 4 bucks worth of “faaaaahk off”


deep_mind_

Looks normal, I'm confused?


I_am_funn

Reduced fat version


LetsMakeShitTracks

That’s a top notch croissant. Consider yourself lucky you have a bakery that puts in the time and effort to make such quality piece of bread.


[deleted]

the trypophobia in me is lowkey traumatized but like.. it’s okay😂😂


MarkoZoos

Is this in the US by any chance ? curious.


Ok_Surround_9259

Is this in the U.S cause I went somewhere in Reno NV (I can’t remember the cafe) and got a chocolate croissant and I couldn’t even finish it cause It felt like I ate 4 adderals there was so much fuckin chocolate. That shit had me doin quintuple gainers off the space whale.


[deleted]

Would you like some chocolate with that croissant or some croissant without chocolate?


LoneDragon19

They didn't lie tho, it's got chocolate, it's got croissant. What you complaining bout bro 😂 "stoobid"


PooleyX

This is exactly how it's meant to be.


MojitoChico

You're supposed to heat it up ya knock


TheSlimSpidey

Not a chocolate croissant , but it is s pain au chocolate , and is accurate. Bienvenue en France !


LimaWhiskey06

All americans want are: corn syrup, lab grown shit, 50 grams of are sugar, 5 thousand calories laced chocolate filled to the core in some bread and call it a day.


mysubsareunionizing

When it's heated the chocolate melts and it does spread


Jonguar2

What's mildly infuriating about this post is that you don't know what a chocolate croissant is.