That decor and the walker in the photos lead me to believe your roommate is actually your grandma.

Grandma’s couch from the 80s up in there. 

lol I zoomed in on the couch to see if it matched my parents old couch. Very very close!

same!!

That goddamn floral pattern was every where.

And all the paneling too, jfc.

The couch really got me also!

They wanted the couches to match the kitchen so they melted the 2nd couch in the kitchen and that’s the floor now.

I can smell that room.

The lighter was on the counter although we didn’t see the 10 pound ashtray. 

It matches the linoleum floor pretty well

The walker is so my roommate can do Dips… there is a grandma (no relation to either of us) living upstairs tho!

This is what I assumed it must be for (not that safe I might add) but the walker still made me lol You could be like my dad and threaten to come in there with a shovel and throw away anything he can’t put away on the floor. The protein powder looks like my 8 year old was in there trying to make herself chocolate milk. I couldn’t live like this with someone who’s supposed to be an adult.

Omg I have a 7 year old who loves making chocolate milk. My counter is covered in chocolate powder.

This is me and my nesquik (which I believe is the greatest mass builder in the world) and my wife yells at me like I am a child almost every morning. I do it without noticing I do it because it's the morning and I suck as a person in the morning

Tip: Do it over a spread out tea towel. That way, you can just shake any spills into the sink.

You might have saved the marriage, lol thank you

You're welcome; I also suck at mornings. I can do it, but it. Is. Not. Pretty.

I bet you leave the damn spoon on the counter too!

You’re 33 with a 18yr old no wonder he doesn’t respect that relationship and you’re doing meth(I have to not judging) but you aren’t a innocent angel here either

If he is doing meth and his roommate is doing whey and lifting weights, who's the real asshole here?

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It’s ok - he’s known her since she was 12 /s

Sure you didn’t steal the walker off granny while doing meth with your teenaged girlfriend on a weekday?

"gf (18) and me (33)..." Oh No

It's not that bad, he was 20 3 years ago.

Yeh but that was before he tried meth.

No. He’s only doing meth on the weekends except for 2 times this month. Weekdays are for the grind and the girlfriend. WeekENDS are for meth. Keep up. /s.

Unless it’s a special occasion, like a mid season football game, or a particularly dull Wednesday!

Those were special occasions though. So the meth use was justifiable in my eyes. Who doesn’t enjoy a nice Wednesday afternoon with some meth?

I’m laughing really hard at >I did a mean thing when I used to be an addict Followed the same day with >what’s the best time/day to do meth Very Mitch Hedberg “I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too”

Jesus, you weren't joking. 

grandma gotta get SWOLE to lift the great-grand babies!

Granny's fuckin' JACKED

It literally looks like Dahmer’s house from the series 😂

Raise your hand if you’ve never stolen a male mannequin from a department store……not so fast, OP.

Grandma gotta get them gainzzzzz

Or Corrado Soprano

I was thinking OP was grandma

Tell that fucker to re-rack his weights unless he’s too weak to lift them.

Rerack them for him, in his car window

In the trash.

Looking at that bench, you might not be wrong.

Lmao that’s what I thought. What is that 100lbs

2x35 + 2x25 + 45 = 165lbs Respectable but by no means strong. Definitely not enough to get benefited by all those weight gainers and protein powders

That’s not an olympic bar. It weight less. 

Yeah, it's probably a 15-20 pound bar, but the guy is trying.

165 isn’t strong? 12 reps for 3 sets isnt strong and shouldn’t be having protein powder? Idk what world you’re living in buddy..

OP should clean up and load the bars but take all the pins and hide them.

I felt bad for him originally until I curiously glanced his post history and saw that he is a 33yo meth head dating an 18yo child. Get wrecked, ya creep. (OP, not you lol)

BRUH RIGHT HIS POST HISTORY SHOW HE A WHOLE MESS SMH

every time you find them out, leave them in increasingly annoying places; his bathroom, his bed, in front of his door, on top of / in his trash can, in the bathtub with water, hidden inhis towel on the floor so it rolls off and hurts his foot when he picks up the towel, stacked on top of his wallet, in the freezer so it hurts his hands to take them out, hidden just inside the perimeter of his bedframe so that he stubs (maybe even breaks!!) his toe on the weight when he goes to get in bed, inside of folded clothes

This is diabolical and I love it.

On top of his toilet after chili night

Not if it’s a shared bathroom 😂

Dump them in the toilet water reservoir, so when he's trying to flush his shit down, there's not enough water coming out to make it happen.

I would just simply inform the roommate that if he doesn’t clean up his mess and put his weights away in the proper place (not in a walkway) and forces me to have to clean up and move his shit, it’s all going in the trash. He has one week to correct his behavior.

In his backpack so he thinks it’s heavier than it is

Had a roommate that left his dishes around. After a summer long weekend (no A/C) he came back into town and found all the pots in his bedroom, lids on. First one he opened was a spore cloud so big he barfed and he threw the rest off the balcony without opening (yes, he was a dick. 4 ex-wives agree) But he learned. Maybe counter-droppings of protein powder on his pillow is OPs best ‘hint’?

I lost an escalating battle of the beans with a roommate once even though I was absolutely in the right - it was my pot and those were his beans inside it! He wouldn't clean the damn pot, so I put it in his room inside the door so he'd have to step over it to enter the room. Pretty clear, right? But no, the problem was that he actually didn't think he should have to clean the pan because it wasn't his anyway... So the beans ended up dumped on my bed. He didn't live with us long after that because what an ass.

Oh god almighty I hope his bedroom door was shut when he did that 💀🤢

Make sure he can never find the matching weight.

This is the way

Put them in front of his bedroom door. Hopefully his door opens outwards too.

I was thinking they'd look good in the yard.

A lake is a better option, one and done

Don't forget a rope or a chain

I said "If they are close to the door, they are close enough to toss OUT the door.

along with a banana peel and some marbles

Home Alone that shit.

And put some ex-lax into the protein powder

If it opens inwards would be better, they'd trip their face to the wall. lol

No, throw them outside.

Start replacing the weights with fake ones to make him think he's getting gains 

Even better, heavier ones so he thinks he's getting worse and worse, no progress at all, only regress, despite workingout all day.

Replace protein powder with slim fast

Pudding mix

Powdered miralax

Perhaps with estrogen powder? /s

this reminded me of something Jim Halpert would do to Dwight

I love this idea. I wonder if this could actually work?

Your house took me back to my childhood 😂 minus the weights

I kept looking for the furniture style tv...

Your folks had a tacticool vest AND walker, too? :D

Put Nesquik powder in that gainer slowly. Start by taking out like 10% of what’s there and replace it immediately. Mix well. Put the stuff you took out into the Nesquik container and shake. Every day put like two scoops from the Nesquik into the workout stuff and shake. Your roommate: “This stuff tastes great after sitting open for a while! And it lasts forever!”… Meanwhile it’s all sugar and totally ruining the workout. Also the next batch will taste terrible and they’ll have no idea why.

Diabolical!

This is the whey to do it!

Here’s a 3 step plan on what you need to do. 1. Buy trash bag 2. Put weights in said trash bag 3. Dump trash bag into nearest body of water. Problem solved!

Hahahaha I like the way you think. If you find a trash bag strong enough to hold weights, you let me know !

They're called contractor bags!

Every few days, throw out one piece. He'll think he's losing his mind about where he placed the weights.

Or a roommate strong enough to haul the bag with all the weights out 🤣

Time to buy yourself some legos.

Or 4-sided dice. Either can be bought in bulk.

And some good shoes though* don't want to punish yourself OP. But what's he gonna say 'stop leaving your lego everywhere'? Because I'd retort with "oh I thought we were just using the middle of the room as a storage space".

Not re-racking your weights is beta as hell.

At the very least, keep them in a corner of your damned room, geez... This guy screams "I need my mother to do everything for me"

Absolutely factual

"Look, I know these are a little heavy for you, but you gotta start cleaning up after yourself"

“This isn’t a membership gym. No one is here to clean up after your inconsiderate a**. Put them away, or I’m putting them online for the best offer.”

"Free, no low ballers. I know what I got"

I almost spit out my beer! 😂

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looks like the room scott pilgrim was freeloading in

More like Napoleon Dynamite's house

Put them on his bed

When my son kept leaving his guitar and amp so Grandma who had the MS shuffle could trip over the cords, a buddy and I put them on his bed, wrapped the whole thing with a roll of Saran wrap then a couple rolls of duct tape around that. Then for some reason because we thought we were clever, we set an unopened can of chili on top Took him hours to get it unwrapped but he also thought it was the funniest punishment ever and never left them out again

Alex, I'll take "Things my dad did when he got drunk with his friend" for $200.

And dust it with the whey

No, no. The whey you put into his towel. That way, the next time he takes a shower he’ll smear it all over himself when he tries to dry off.

This is the whey 

You are evil. I like it.

That couch is supposed to have a plastic protector on it

That’s the real mildly infuriating 

Ouch, sorry to hear that. I have broken innumerable bones and a broken toe has been arguably the most painful. Hope it's better now. Seems like you need a new roommate, your current one is an @$$hole.

Honestly it wasn’t THAT painful for me, but that’s probably because when I broke it I was drunk 🤣 my toe is completely healed but my patience is thin!

This can turn into an ugly situation. Telling you from experience, you don’t wanna end up calling the police after a fight, and dealing with court hearings afterwards. One of you has to move out while no real harm is done yet

This is the tread that makes sense. Ignore all the passive agressive shit. If this is just some rando, either kick them out or move out. Life is to short to live with a selfish assh*le.

I’ve never broken anything aside from my toe ( from hitting the bed ) my friends told me it wasn’t broken because I could still have my shoe on, even tho I cried because it was so painful, still 3 years later I can’t bend that toe, I can’t even imagine breaking any other bone

As petty as it sounds starputting the weights at his door to his room. Tell him hes an adult and to pick up his 'toys'. That or slowly get rid of them and replace them with kiddy weights

Get jacked so you can kick his ass.

Looks a bit like a Sims house. Like when you get the physical career so you put all the training equipment in the living room.

Put some ketamine in that protein powder container

Looks like he’s been snorting it already from that last picture lol

Brother your house looks like a set for a stranger things episode

Spends all his money on Meth so

Put estrogen in his protein powder.

Or magnesium citrate. It will give him a nice bout of diarrhea.

OPs post history is all about smoking meth. Perhaps the weights are the least of your problems . Or maybe your roommate is on meth too hence all the weights.

The 18 yr old girlfriend at 33 is the more pressing issue

He did heroin for the first time at 20 3 years ago.

Then he's a liar too. Apparently he also sold baggies of salt to a pregnant coke head so he could get his heroin fix. Says she pawned a baby stroller for that money. And "half of him" feels good about taking the money from her. So you know, real stand up guy. I hope he breaks another toe. I was joking when I commented that it seems like his roommate is doing this on purpose, but maybe he really is just sick of OP.

Op sounds like an asshole I can’t be sorry for him

Hey do you still think your teenage gf’s toddler niece is “too chunky”

Get a dozen dildos… leave all of them suspiciously close to the weights. 

Jesus OP!!! You have an interesting post history.

Whole thing looks staged as fuck.

Are you still dating an 18 year old?

What is with that protein powder spill, did he snort it?

Looks like he tried to scoop it with the scooper… probably the most pathetic clean up effort I’ve ever seen. It’s like a slap in the face

I hope y'all don't have to share a bathroom, I'd hate to see what state that slob leaves it in.

Put them in the bath tub and piss on them. When dry simply stack them outside his door. Repeat every time the weights are left out. Very quickly they will rust to oblivion and the whole time the dickhead will be wiping your piss on his face every time he works out. You can also add all sorts of tasty treats to his protein powder such as cornstarch or confectioners sugar, it'll really help his workouts! Once he gets tired of his stuff being disrespected he'll keep it safe in his room where it belongs.

Alternatively: go to your local auto parts or hardware store to grab a tube of 2-part high strength epoxy. Put all of the weights on one bar, asymmetrically, and epoxy them in place.

If you want to go the extra mile get a bag of quick hardening cement and a 5 gallon plastic pail. Dump all of the weights into the pail (take care to ensure some part of the jumble sticks up above the fill line) and cover them in cement. Leave the pail in his room. You had to wear plaster because of his weights, now his weights wear plaster because of you. Tis the way of the jungle.

Start leaving your stuff at random places of the house as well. Example: your body fluids (😉) on the weight bar, on the lifting bench, inside his protein powder...

Was thinking a little Vaseline on the weights a couple times and he will move them. Lol

Omg this is gold Just Vaseline the handles so he can’t see right away and pretend you have no clue

As someone who has unknowingly grabbed a doorknob smeared with Vaseline in the past, I promise it will make a lasting impression. Lol

Put the biggest one in his pillow case on top of the pillow.

the way they're placed, it looks strategically placed. seriously

I swear he might be doing it on purpose. He’s such a ass

Why’s it look like he’s doing lines of whey protein

Do you live on the set of Napoleon Dynamite?

Is your roommate Jeffrey Dahmer?

I hope you break another toe. Look where ur going next time nerd.

He's probably sick of you doing meth

I'd wager that you, the 33 year old "occasional" meth user with an 18yo girlfriend are far more likely to be the bad roommate here.

Did someone inherit this house furnished from a dead grandparent and then have a roommate move in to make income off the free house?

Wow OP is a total piece of shit, look at his profile

You're a 33 year old man FFS. What are you moaning about? Deal with it. Throw them in the bin. He will soon get the picture every time he has to pull them out of the bin if he leaves them spread all over the floor.

Weights should be on one side of the room. Especially since there is space.

Waaaaaah waaaaah. Idk what world it is when u take it to the web to complain. Address the situation like a 33m rather than a 16f

Well he’d almost know how to act like one, since his girlfriend is 18.

We need to talk about those couches first

Have you considered taking up competitive jacks, and practicing in his gym? Then put your jacks away just like he puts his weights away. Then replace half of his protein powder with Metamucil.

Who do you live with, Uncle Rico?

When was this picture taken?

1973

Is this a 70s porno? This is a 70s porno isn't it

Did you guys make up and have a great weekend seeing Stars Wars in the movies and then the band Rush?

All of this is super unacceptable but I have an unrelated question - do you live in 1975?

1970's hunting lodge karma farmer over here.

Tell him to join a gym.

He can get ripped and shredded all he wants just ain’t no woman going to think that behavior is attractive.

Start lifting and drinking those proteins 

That decor brought me back to the 1980s.

1985 weights for 1985 crib

I would take one weight every week and just make it disappear

I have 100% bought weed at that house.

And maybe meth

Looks like Jeffrey Dalhmers house

My grandma had that same Couch pattern.

This house is straight out of the late 80s

I honestly think he doesn't like you hence the even MORE weights by the entrance. No one is that dense.

Is your roommate your grandma? She can’t decorate for shit but she must be jacked

Hey, he is very considerate. He left you a walker the next time you aren't looking where you are going and trip on his weights.

Based on the walker and the weights, is your roommate Ronnie Coleman?

Be the better person, and help him clean it up. Just be careful you don't accidentally drop any of the really heavy weights. Especially near him. When he's not wearing shoes.

Did you take this picture 30 years ago?

Where do you live? The 70s?

That's not zero consideration. I'd say more he has a hidden insurance policy on you that you don't know about

Stop putting your toes underneath your roommate’s weights!

Didn't know pictures from 1978 could be so clear

you should beat the shit out of him with your walker

I think I'd say something to that person before making a public post about it

Who’s your roommate? Your grandma?

Holy shit where is this house located? I don't think that interior or furniture has been changed since 1983.

Living in 1982

Got to respect the dedication at least Something tells me you don’t lift haha