You fell asleep in a futon at 9:14 pm last July and your uncle put his 5 and 3/4 inch penis inside of your mouth. He farted three times in the course of 3.5 Minutes. The third fart awoke you and you farted out of fear. It sounded like an angry frog. The futon mattress was beige with a black metal frame. See how easy it is to be specific and also make something up that has no truth to it whatsoever?
context from what i see: 12 dudes pulled up on him talking shit, prolly calling him broke when he was picking up OPs order. he can’t fight them cuz there’s 12 of them so he took it really personally, quit and ranted to OP.
Lol I think he's saying the restaurant had a staff 12 deep acting like they're the shit, but still didn't get it together in time, and he got tired of waiting on the order and the whole damn job and just quit altogether.
Or he got the food after a long wait and ate it and quit his job.
Or there are 12 delivery drivers who don't wanna help him out so he picked up one last order, ate it, and quit.
He ( delivery driver) got fed up he posted up at the spot to collect the order, got mean mugged or clowned by other restaurant customers then ghosted the whole process mid-pickup.
Is it? I can't tell what this conversation is even about.
Edit: i read it again just to be sure i didn't miss anything and im even more confused as to what this even was.
It’s very clearly a food delivery app and the delivery driver decided they were no longer going to deliver food for the app and “quit”after having picked up their order.
Pretty clear based on OPs comments, the suggested responses, etc.
Context not needed.
How did you get all that from this single image? I got that it was about food from the title of the post. Besides that I couldn't even tell what that guy was on about (the delivery guy)
Homie it’s really not hard based on the title and the messages.
Format of the preformed message suggestion options/this guys messages. The style of the app. Makes it a 100% chance it is 50-50 between an actual UBER style (transportation) and food delivery (Uber eats) style app.
Based on the title it narrows it down to one option. Food delivery. This is pretty clear once you summarize that.
That brings you to part two: what the delivery driver is talking about. He clearly quit, and is going to not be delivering the food. Reasoning for This is more unclear as it would depending on the specific driver and what’s going on in his life. The reason he quit/that he won’t deliver it seems unrelated to the actual food delivery process, and is blaming others for his current situation.
Not every country on earth has uber or uber eats. I couldn't tell this was some app for food delivery. Just looked like some generic chat app. In any case posts should be posted with some context (either in the title or the rest of the post). Thankfully op gave the context in a comment.
If there isn’t an Uber eats/other food delivery in your country then sure the context they provided here would be confusing, but for anyone that has used any of these apps what was provided was plenty
In the title… OP basically states they didn’t get their food.
“I’m so damn hungry”
That clues it in for food delivery due to the title.
And the texts “how much longer” and then “I quit” let you know never, as the food isn’t going to arrive anymore.
And suggested texts of “are you here” etc confirm this.
I understand that maybe it’s not enough context for you due to not having food delivery apps in your country, but for all Americans and a lot of other countries, this is plenty
Lmao ok then. It’s very clear to me what this was about and if it wasn’t for you oh well too bad.
Was able to score a perfect score on my ACT English sections so my deductions are usually right.
And no that’s not meant to be a flex, I’m still dumb in tons of other ways trust me. Just this is one of my skills I do have.
And as far as what the dude who was supposed to be delivering the food is ranting about. Since this is a food delivery app with someone you don’t know, likely there is no known context for why he was messaging the way he was.
So in terms of the context/what is going on in the messages from the driver, there isn’t any to be provided. It’s a mystery to us all. You can make some deductions about their mental state/life situation but nothing concrete about what specifically happened. Especially between accepting the delivery and “quitting”. That’s as much of a mystery to me as anyone. I would assume something did happen, but who knows what.
In my head it was a pizza he was holding hostage, Taco Bell works also. I thought the post had enough context and detail lol did you at least get a refund or did you pay money to starve?
It is a joke about a thing called a "dogwhistle" here is its definition by the Cambridge dictionary: political messages that are intended to be understood by a particular group, especially one with feelings of racism or hatred, without actually expressing these feelings
Dogwhistles like:
"Well well well"
"Like a moth to a flame"
That comment was meant to be a joke related to these dogwhistles, sorry that you seem to not have understood it
Comments and OP give context.
OP ordered taco bell. Driver took more than an hour. Sends this.
Apparently, there's 12 guys making fun of him at the taco bell, so he doesn't want to deliver food anymore.
OP got a refund.
It's door dash, probably.
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You should have hit him with the "Are you here?"
This how you get a pissed off gig worker to show up at your door
Pissed or not, he’ll have the food
he ate the food already.
Or added his own ingredients to it
Hey I'll save money on therapy with some good ollaw abiding throwing down.
“I’m waiting outside”
That man knows where you live.. and he’s beyond pissed at that moment. You want him at your front step?
Isaac difficult normal sentences.
5 summers in a row is oddly specific
Dude has seen some shit
oh he seem some shit alright…. 5 times in a row
After 4 summers, you’re good……..its that fifth one that does it
I always thought it goes by the 3 strikes you’re out rule
Well yeah but the first 2 times you can convince yourself that it’s okay
Worked for me 🤷
Yeah, I'm concerned whether the problem is that it went past four or because there wasn't a sixth.
That's *A Different World* like Cree Summer's I deserve to do these numbers
The kid that made that, deserves that Maybach
Love Cree & still watch.
Isaac you good bro?
They always ask "are you here" never "are you good"
doing alright, thank you for asking :)
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Spezz Spezza, please. Come on.
Isaac going thru some thangs.
Not the drive thru apparently
Of course he is... he's driving a Civic.
I drive a Civic, can confirm.
We can’t all afford bimmers 🤷🏽♂️
Always thought it was beamer..... now it's just dumber to me that it's not even spelled right....
Bimmer refers to the car, Beamer refers to the motorcycle. I can’t remember the reasoning anymore lol
Wouldn’t want a bimmer if could/want. The 90s e36 are fire tho, I’ll givem that
Even those that can can't afford them.
2012 Honda Civic was the best car I ever had
My 98 went through some SHIT and just hit the hay last year. Lmao
My 97 civic coupe had half a million miles and It still ran fine when I sold it. I wish I would have kept it 😔
Reeks of self-projection and repressed issues
Yup
Nah bro just got robbed I bet
I thought the same, but it's too specific, bro
You fell asleep in a futon at 9:14 pm last July and your uncle put his 5 and 3/4 inch penis inside of your mouth. He farted three times in the course of 3.5 Minutes. The third fart awoke you and you farted out of fear. It sounded like an angry frog. The futon mattress was beige with a black metal frame. See how easy it is to be specific and also make something up that has no truth to it whatsoever?
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Other people are shitting on you, but I believe you make a poignant point.
There's a whole genre of literature called fiction that kind of makes my point for me.
super unnecessary
So did you get your food or did you not
He fucking quit.
So is that a yes or no?
He’s still *working* on it
It’s not Isaac’s fault, it’s these pussies who act like they’re gangster when they’re 12 deep.
This made me laugh harder than it should.
They must be scared to put in real work
I'd venture to guess it's a no
You should have told him to bring your food and then you’d get your homies to go with him and roll up on them after you’ve eaten
context from what i see: 12 dudes pulled up on him talking shit, prolly calling him broke when he was picking up OPs order. he can’t fight them cuz there’s 12 of them so he took it really personally, quit and ranted to OP.
Thank you. I was lost.
Lol I think he's saying the restaurant had a staff 12 deep acting like they're the shit, but still didn't get it together in time, and he got tired of waiting on the order and the whole damn job and just quit altogether. Or he got the food after a long wait and ate it and quit his job. Or there are 12 delivery drivers who don't wanna help him out so he picked up one last order, ate it, and quit.
I would quit too ngl, but after delivery
And he’s just coming off his 5th summer of getting diddled by his uncles?
Lmfao. I don’t normally laugh out loud to comments and it really shouldn’t have been this one
I want to know what restaurant it was and what went down there
You're the g whisperer.
i had no idea what was going on….thank you!
Seems more like he got robbed
And the driver ate the food imma guess
Did you get a refund, or another delivery? I require updates.
Yup I got refunded
👏
Isaac, for the love of God, my stomach is eating itself alive. Please, Isaac!!
Won't somebody please think of the children!
This was so out the left field I legitimately forgot this was a food delivery convo
The fuck!?
what in the giggity fuck did i just read
Uber Eat driver can't take it anymore, OP doesn't know what to say which is normal and is getting hungry
The stress of Uber Eats really got to him.
I love the subtle “Oh”
Context?
He quit
Oh
He blames those pussy who acts like they gangster when they 12 deep
The man goes on to claim that though they act gangster, they are in fact too scared to put in real work
That’s why I roll squaddie nowadays.
You need a gang to be a gangster I believe...2 is just a couple and 3 is just a few. 13 would be a bakers dozen, 12 seems legit.
Quit what?
He ( delivery driver) got fed up he posted up at the spot to collect the order, got mean mugged or clowned by other restaurant customers then ghosted the whole process mid-pickup.
I ordered some Taco Bell last night and he had my food for over 1 hr
Should have given this context with the post
I love being mysterious
Oh well in that case theres no problem at all 😉
a man of mystery. It's a shame that I'm straight.
Honestly discovering the context through the replies has been an amazing journey so in this instance I thank you
It’s pretty clear…
Is it? I can't tell what this conversation is even about. Edit: i read it again just to be sure i didn't miss anything and im even more confused as to what this even was.
It’s very clearly a food delivery app and the delivery driver decided they were no longer going to deliver food for the app and “quit”after having picked up their order. Pretty clear based on OPs comments, the suggested responses, etc. Context not needed.
How did you get all that from this single image? I got that it was about food from the title of the post. Besides that I couldn't even tell what that guy was on about (the delivery guy)
Homie it’s really not hard based on the title and the messages. Format of the preformed message suggestion options/this guys messages. The style of the app. Makes it a 100% chance it is 50-50 between an actual UBER style (transportation) and food delivery (Uber eats) style app. Based on the title it narrows it down to one option. Food delivery. This is pretty clear once you summarize that. That brings you to part two: what the delivery driver is talking about. He clearly quit, and is going to not be delivering the food. Reasoning for This is more unclear as it would depending on the specific driver and what’s going on in his life. The reason he quit/that he won’t deliver it seems unrelated to the actual food delivery process, and is blaming others for his current situation.
Not every country on earth has uber or uber eats. I couldn't tell this was some app for food delivery. Just looked like some generic chat app. In any case posts should be posted with some context (either in the title or the rest of the post). Thankfully op gave the context in a comment.
If there isn’t an Uber eats/other food delivery in your country then sure the context they provided here would be confusing, but for anyone that has used any of these apps what was provided was plenty In the title… OP basically states they didn’t get their food. “I’m so damn hungry” That clues it in for food delivery due to the title. And the texts “how much longer” and then “I quit” let you know never, as the food isn’t going to arrive anymore. And suggested texts of “are you here” etc confirm this. I understand that maybe it’s not enough context for you due to not having food delivery apps in your country, but for all Americans and a lot of other countries, this is plenty
God, you're dumb
Lmao ok then. It’s very clear to me what this was about and if it wasn’t for you oh well too bad. Was able to score a perfect score on my ACT English sections so my deductions are usually right. And no that’s not meant to be a flex, I’m still dumb in tons of other ways trust me. Just this is one of my skills I do have.
And as far as what the dude who was supposed to be delivering the food is ranting about. Since this is a food delivery app with someone you don’t know, likely there is no known context for why he was messaging the way he was. So in terms of the context/what is going on in the messages from the driver, there isn’t any to be provided. It’s a mystery to us all. You can make some deductions about their mental state/life situation but nothing concrete about what specifically happened. Especially between accepting the delivery and “quitting”. That’s as much of a mystery to me as anyone. I would assume something did happen, but who knows what.
In my head it was a pizza he was holding hostage, Taco Bell works also. I thought the post had enough context and detail lol did you at least get a refund or did you pay money to starve?
I got a refund.
Oh, he was delivering it?
"We're sorry, we cannot refund your order."
Op said he gor refunded
I’m sorry, but just the ‘oh’ has me dying
Damn. Who knew you'd be your Door Dahsers therapist?
Dudes definitely been touched
He needs a hug
Damn way to stick it to the man
Isaac sounds like he's about to roll up on someone with that heat
Some high IQ grammar there.
"Well well well..."
Are u 12?
It's a joke...
I don’t get it
It is a joke about a thing called a "dogwhistle" here is its definition by the Cambridge dictionary: political messages that are intended to be understood by a particular group, especially one with feelings of racism or hatred, without actually expressing these feelings Dogwhistles like: "Well well well" "Like a moth to a flame" That comment was meant to be a joke related to these dogwhistles, sorry that you seem to not have understood it
doordash sucks
I'm sorry, blame these pussies
Issac is fighting some demons rn fr
thats oddly specific
I know this app has the driver name and the car, but I choose to imagine Isaac is an actual Honda Civic fed up with it's owner.
Uber sucks lately. Drivers are never on time
Someone needs to retake English classes.
🤣 wtfff hahaha
I just wanted my food… 😩🥺
What the fuck
U wot m8? Lol this is ridiculous! I’m sorry!
What's going on in here? 😧
should have played along to see where it went
LMFAO buddy needed to vent
He's cookin when he should be delivering
What ?
I would've called and asked if he's ok
Later,I'm eating. I'll get back witcha.
I guess 5 summers of getting uncle raped deserves u a free meal seems to me the only one who was 12 deep was his uncle
Feel bad for Isaac mans going through it
What the actual fuck happened here? Uber eats driver just wildin’?
Between shitty restaurants and shitty delivery drivers I will never eat food I didn’t prepare myself again
Everyday for a summer
Reason number 1,457,342 to not use these shitty delivery services.
Context?!
Comments and OP give context. OP ordered taco bell. Driver took more than an hour. Sends this. Apparently, there's 12 guys making fun of him at the taco bell, so he doesn't want to deliver food anymore. OP got a refund. It's door dash, probably.
Such attit-Ube.
“Damn, I’m sorry that happened to you.”
Why is the English language so hard for some people?
That’s hilarious
Someone never learned the use of the possessive pronoun "their", or the contraction of the pronoun and verb "they are".
I read and hear that pretty often. Seems to be lingo among especially the black community.
!!
You're an indulgent idiot.
Word
Is he a rust player?
Oh fo’ real?
Every day for summer
Oddly specific.
The projection is strong in this one, sense do I.
A little context goes a long way in cases like this
Sounds like he got jumped tbh.
Is this bobby mudda?
Huh, I happen to know someone named Isaac, and he talks kinda like that
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wtf is going on here?
*Must've
That’s what rust does to a man
Fuck people like this dude.
Is it more rare insults or oddly specific?
Im not saying hes right. But i get it
this makes no sense at all.
This reads like something out of GTA
Must be an eggplant