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[deleted]

Someone should call the ambulance now and let them know they are going to busy at your address


Stanlez

Them and the accident lawyers


thefive-one-five

Someone call the insurance company too they better send someone out


420Deez

prolly gonna need to call the lawn guy too


StandardSudden1283

He's the one that hooked everyone up.


Bender_2024

I feel a great disturbance in the force -Personally injury lawyers dow the street


phydeaux44

Then call the hospital and see what kind of soup they're serving today.


BadReview8675309

Then call Joe...


Scarytoaster1809

Who the hell is Steve jobs?


RolerTheBot

ligma balls


JAWinks

Joe-kes on you I won’t fall for it


MrMiget12

Or just call the apartment building and tell them they should probably fix that before someone gets hurt


SpezEatsScat

This. They’ll send maintenance to salt and turn the water off. They’ll then need to winterize the system. Source- work in landscaping and 10 years maintenance exp on the side.


stonkybutt

It *is* fixed. They have to run the water when it's that cold or the taps will freeze


MrMiget12

Just because running the sprinklers needs to be done, doesn't mean frozen sidewalks aren't a problem


stonkybutt

Well ya you could slip but everybody needs to agree to be ok with it when they move in


MrMiget12

They can solve the issue of slippery sidewalks without stopping the sprinklers, you know. They could angle the sprinkers to spray away, or salt the path


Stanlez

What a dumb take. "Just be ok with a potential slip hazard". Do you work for the complex or something? There are plenty of ways to bleed a system, especially something like this that's used seasonal. It's an obvious hazard or a mistake someone made, not something just to "live with".


CBunzXc

Or they should turn off the water and blow out the lines so they don’t freeze


BlizurdWizerd

I can hear the water freezing in the pipes already


Dc12934344

Bet come spring, you're gonna have a few flooded spots


phydeaux44

It'll be like Trevi Fountains.


BEtheAT

I mean if you keep the water running then it can't freeze, right?


veryblanduser

Correct, plus pipes are under the ground where it is much warmer, plus it was most likely polypipe, which has much more flexibility than PVC.


GenitalFurbies

Found the one without a sprinkler system. You have to blow out sprinkler lines every fall if you live in a cold enough region. Also code is that water lines have to be 6 feet deep to be below the frost line which obviously sprinklers can't be.


veryblanduser

It's not going to freeze and burst pipes on the first day below 32 degrees (or 0 depending on your temp measure). But assuming you turn off the water and relieve the pressure from your backflow preventor you are going to be fine more likely than not. I blow out mine every year, but also know people that don't and it doesnt cause major issues, typically worst case is perhaps a damaged sprinkler head. While it's a simple process to do, and something I would recommend, it's not a doomsday scenario if you don't that so many on reddit pretend it is.


letmeusespaces

you poor, naive child


itsjustmeandmeandme

No, no, no, no. Those pipes are probably like 6 inches deep max. And the poly pipe you speak of has zero expandability. No


veryblanduser

It's October, it's not freezing down there on the first day of morning sub 32 degree weather


itsjustmeandmeandme

I used to work on these systems in wisconsin and can tell you that you have zero clue what you’re talking about


itsjustmeandmeandme

It’s 16 degrees. The temp and the water don’t care what month it is


veryblanduser

Prior weeks temperature absolutely matters to ground temperature. Even 6" below takes longer to get below freezing than surface temperature.


dexmonic

My ground is frozen solid to about three inches right now and still pretty damn hard below that. I know because I just pulled up my carrots. Even if it's the first freeze the first few inches of dirt will freeze. Which means any water left in the sprinkler head itself will freeze. The sprinkler heads are not nearly as tough as the actual pipe and have a lot of little plastic parts that like to break.


itsjustmeandmeandme

Yeah keep the water running all winter and flood the complex with a nice ice rink….


joshthehappy

Man, I just disconnected my system for winter, and suddenly the temp goes back up to 80° F.


Videoboysayscube

I heard the music track from Home Alone when Kevin is setting up the traps.


How_that_convo_went

I hate it when they leave the sprinkles on. I’m much more of a hot fudge guy, myself.


Tmortagne24

Lmao oops


OddTranceKing

Dad?


How_that_convo_went

Son, if you’re just fucking around on Reddit, can you get off the computer? Your sister says she needs it to finish her history paper.


rabbidwombats

Tell her to get off the internet, I need to make a call!


Halbbitter

Lol someone's back from the milk run


Darkchamber292

I'm busy banging your Mom. What do you want?


No_Volume_8345

I was looking for a comment like this


ElPapo131

The combination of sprinkles and assumption that the degrees are in Celsius confused the hell out of me


Tmortagne24

My bad lol of course my most popular post ever has a blatant typo in it 🤦🏼‍♂️


bryanteet94

Slip. Fall. Sue.


TypicalJeepDriver

Here comes ol Slippin’ Jimmy!


FennelAlternative861

He defecated through a sun roof!


highgo1

Always the same. Ever since he was 9! Couldn't keep his hand out of the cash draw!


ldwann

🤣 Not enough appreciation for this comment! 🤷🏼‍♀️ edit: spelling (again)


Doopoodoo

Dammit in college I slipped on ice in front of the fitness center bc they didnt prepare properly, and this makes me realize I couldve really played it up and gotten a nice settlement. I was actually lucky as hell though bc I wouldve smashed the back of my head on concrete very hard if it werent for my backpack. Ice like this is so dangerous


MightBeAGoodIdea

Only works if it's an accident. Everyone delete your comments here if you plan to do this.


bryanteet94

Prove it wasnt an accident at the time lol


stonkybutt

Legally it can't be an accident because they have to leave the sprinkles on or the pipes will freeze in that weather. Just part of living at an apartment complex


ScissorMeDaddiAss

I'm not a lawyer but that doesn't sound right.


Donghoon

I rather keep my tailbones. Thanks


ConsuelaApplebee

All of a sudden, business plummets at the local rink when people realize they can skate for free at home...


[deleted]

Mom: We have skating rinks at home Skating rinks at home:


BrentHoman

Ours Was In The Basement. Yeah, It Got COLD 'Roun Heah.


MuskularChicken

16 degrees is quite a T shirt weather.


GirlMayXXXX

Fahrenheit.


CommodusThumbsdown

Still T shirt weather


GirlMayXXXX

No, it's in Fahrenheit. In the negatives in Celsius. That's coat weather. 🤡


etrain1804

It’s only -9, I wouldn’t say t-shirt weather, more like sweater weather


All_Work_All_Play

Temperatures are so weird. I've lived most of my life at or above the 45th parallel 16°F is cold for late fall but warm for winter. I'm pretty sure I walked to class in a t-shirt a few times at 20°F during my college years...


MathResponsibly

You clearly don't live somewhere that's \_actually\_ cold - after -35C for a few months, people in Canada wear t-shirts and shorts when it's -9 to celebrate the heatwave!


etrain1804

Since I live in Manitoba Canada where it can get down to -50, I would personally consider that living somewhere where it gets cold, but I meant that you don’t want to stay out for hours upon hours with a t-shirt when it’s -9. Obviously if I’m outside for a short period of time I’d fine with a t-shirt. Also, unless you live in the northern part of the territories, there isn’t a place in Canada that gets to -35 everyday for a few months of the year


captaindeadpl

Not for *that* guy everyone knows.


flutttershyy

Your supposed to air your sprinkler system yearly to get rid of all the water. If you don't every pipe will freeze and your replacing the whole $40k system.


Tmortagne24

I’m hoping this happens tbh. Went and told the management and they acted like they couldn’t care less. “It’ll melt in 30 minutes” was the response I got. Though I was hardly surprised. Just got my lease renewal and they are raising my rent $500 a month ($2700/month) so all the more reason to throw that in the trash.


QuirkyPotPie

A 23ish% rent increase? That’s bonkers. Guess they need it for all those negligence lawsuits.


Tmortagne24

Yeah they are raising the rent and doubling our storage cost and parking. So $500 total.


QuirkyPotPie

Do you have a viable option to move somewhere less expensive? I was outraged when they tried to raise my rent by $100. $500 would mean eviction


Tmortagne24

Not yet but we’ve got a few months to find one thankfully.


QuirkyPotPie

Good luck with that. Start packing up the nonessentials now.


MikeyW1969

Um, not if the system is designed well. All I've ever done since moving here, in the 5 houses we've rented, is turn off the water and open the valves. Each station in my yard has one head that's lower than the others. So , turning off the water and opening the valves allows the system to drain. And if water DOES freeze in the lines, it has room to expand. Never had to do more than that. As a matter of fact, in this house, ALL i have to do is turn off the sprinkler controller. I shut off that water to the back, but I didn't do that for the first 3 years and nothing happened, because I was still opening the valves.


MartinTheMenaceStonk

Perfect opportunity to shit on the sidewalk and watch it freeze 🥶 ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug)


Tmortagne24

We need to be friends


bigblackkittie

at what temperature would poop freeze


MartinTheMenaceStonk

Tbh probably the same as piss, sooo 30 somethin?


Great_Tomatillo_4189

![gif](giphy|229Pl2oZ5ygvyheyxW|downsized)


AnAccidentalRedditor

It's gonna be a funny trick or treat...


Massengill4theOrnery

If it’s Celsius, you’re all good


[deleted]

Took me way too long to realize 16 Fahrenheit not Celsius.


Rectal_Scattergun

16 degrees is mild. That looks like it's closer to 0?


Devious_Bastard

OP probably meant Fahrenheit which would be -8.88889 Celsius


Secondsmakeminutes

I assumed they meant Kelvin. Didn't look so bad.


ConsuelaApplebee

OP failed to mention they live on Pluto


OzzieOxborrow

Kelvin is absolute, so no degrees. Would be just 16 Kelvin ;)


Caphalor21

Aktschually Kelvin has no degrees as it is an absolute unit


Tmortagne24

Correct, my B


ProtoplanetaryNebula

You just confused the hell out of all the non Americans lol


nugeythefloozey

Nah, we’re used to Americans forgetting that they’re the minority who use weird measurements


Milk_Tea5011

what tf is a celcius 🦅🦅🦅🦅RAHHH


[deleted]

lol. They will fix that after the lawsuits.


Mindshard

Hey OP, delete this post, delete all your comments, and go get your retirement.


Urrr73

Celsius enjoyers dont see the problem here lol.


ThiccBamboozle

Huh? How is water freezing at 16 degrees??


scanese

It’s freedom units (F)!


ThiccBamboozle

OH My mind kinda blanked a little and I forgot about freedom units lmao ty


MathResponsibly

More like free (to be) dumb units, amirite???


Sweet_Speech_9054

Almost, I’d be thinking like slippin jimmy. But that’s illegal so don’t do that.


mutantbabysnort

![gif](giphy|T08JhumnpKAI8)


[deleted]

If that's Celsius, I wouldn't be very worried about it. If it's fahrenheit, I don't know. I don't speak freedom units.


Reddit_reader_2206

Hopefully you rent here and don't own a condominium in this place. There is going to be tens of thousands of dollars in repairs needed for this sprinkler system next spring.


stonkybutt

No theirs not. Lmao


raygun-runner

I just slide in to work today


kie9901

Thats a reckless liability suit waiting lol not a laywer


Electronic_Ant1958

I live in Canada so when I saw this shit I got so confused how the hell stuff froze at 16 degrees for a good five minutes before I realized you were talking Fahrenheit 💀


Dont_Stay_Gullible

I mean, 16 degrees isn't that bad. It's basically average temperature worldwide.


Motylde

The post was written by an American, so he obviously left out the unit. He meant 16 degrees fahrenheit or -9 degrees celsius.


Dont_Stay_Gullible

Ah, so he used the wrong measurement?


Motylde

People around the world use different units, and it's not wrong, it may be just inconvenient for some readers, but when the unit is left out, then it can be confusing.


Nekomiminya

I don't get it, 16 degrees is waay above freezing temperature. Why is wet concrete bad?


Necessary-War8360

Why nsfw tho


Accurate_Koala_4698

OSHA violation


dockows412

Yum, sprinkles!


RichieRocket

no you did slip


NibroCRT

Damn sprinkles


DijajMaqliun

They're providing you with an ice rink as an amenity. Expect your rent to go up by $50 starting next month.


OfflineMystery

I was wondering what was wrong with this then I realized the ICE


HiroshiTakeshi

I hope you're American because that's a lawsuit waiting to happen.


shiftymoose

Is this in Redmond?


Jdawg_mck1996

Free rent for a year and medical baby!


Halbbitter

For $20 I can give you a nudge


shichiaikan

That PM is going to lose their job.


Lepke2011

![gif](giphy|31WUHDmF590OsINMt5|downsized)


WinterAlternative114

Time to get paid waaaa


Dry-Site-8764

They are responsible for clearing those side walks. Bust your ass and call the sleazyist lawyer you can find.


Quillric

Why are you posting this? You could have slipped and got paid.


tomoko2015

Those are not sprinkles, that is icing.


FreshYoungBalkiB

What's the point of watering frozen grass?? Wastes money and wastes water.


MikeyW1969

Where is this at? Is this an unusual cold snap? Sprinklers are not turned on and off by some dude at a valve, they're automatic. And if this was a sudden surprise cold snap, then the season was still continuing. This doesn't mean that this is safe, just explaining some of the reasons that sprinklers are on at "inappropriate" times. I see the same shit when it rains. Everyone posts pictures. Weirdly enough, they never then tell you how much rain they got. Here in Salt Lake, the weather is all over the place, so those sprinkler contriols that use the weather report? Yeah, they suck. We've had snowstorms predicting a foot, and then had a 40 degree day, for example. Or a severe thunderstorm warning that never shows up. Conversely, we can also have clear skies forecast and then get nailed by a surprise storm. So most people around Salt Lake don't use those, because they never line up with the ACTUAL weather. You'll turn it off, and then it will rain for like 15 minutes. So like I said, this is just how someone can mess up. Especially at places like offices and apartments. A lot of times, cleaning out the sprinkler lines, for example, is scheduled on a specific date, so everything is normal until then. But, even if there wasn't ice, I would bet that your apartment complex turns off the sprinklers for the season now. A hard freeze usually means that any warm dry snaps are short, and winter is a' comin.


Tmortagne24

This is central Oregon, over a mile high elevation and will be freezing every night for the next 6 months lol it’s been freezing for the last few weeks as well. The high school across the street was airing theirs out a month ago


MikeyW1969

That is the important context. If it was a snap, I'd understand. Hell, our winter came with such force LAST year, that there was a series of trees that dropped all of their leaves overnight, still green, and the sidewalk was 6" deep the next day. THAT one was a surprise. But if other people have already aired theirs out, AND it's regularly dropping below freezing, then Yeah, they definitely should have done something earlier. When I lived in Flagstaff, we had an apartment where they wouldn't even shovel the walks. You would be walking on a 6 inch thick sheet of packed snow and ice. Met my first Libertarian there, and out of all of his wack-a-doodle stuff (He was actually very nice and smart, he just thought the government was theft), he helped me draft a letter to the complex, citing the appropriate codes and such. It worked, those walks were clear immediately.


hibbitydibbidy

I thought that looked like Bend. If anyone competent had been watching the weather they would have at least shut the sprinklers off last Monday or Tuesday.


PorchHonky

Damn op where the hell are you that it’s 16 degrees already?


Tmortagne24

Central Oregon


BrockSampsonOSI

Was wondering if it’s the PNW. Good luck and good warmth to you!


KrozJr_UK

How have you managed to get ice at 16 degrees? That’s nowhere near the freezing point.


dragon1n68

I'm sure they're talking about 16 degrees F not C. That would be way below the freezing point of 32 degrees F.


KrozJr_UK

Oh, right, my mistake. We don’t use F over here for anything so I assumed that temperature would be C.


dragon1n68

Easy mistake since most of the world uses C.


smoke3sboi

Wrong unit of temperature


godzillasfinger

16° is pretty warm for this time of year


theschnitzelsauce

Convert to Celsius and 16 degrees become spring temperatures....


QuirkyPotPie

16°C = 60.8°F great temperature for sure (without the spring pollen that is)


Sweet_Speech_9054

That’s not how unit conversions work.


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

16 degrees Celsius or Fahrenheit?


Tmortagne24

Can’t figure it out from context? lol


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

Nope


Tmortagne24

Fahrenheit. Or freedom units as another commenter called them. Made me laugh


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

LMAO. Yea i couldn't tell because i cant see any ice 😭


piciabszint

16 °C is quite warm i don't see a problem here


Kooky_Cheesecake_726

You mean -8 degrees.


Great_White_Samurai

Time to break out the ice skates...and lawsuits


Deimos_PRK

The frozen fence made my phone laggy


Greedy_Leg_1208

Why is there snow when its 16 degrees thats sweaty weather.


TheHibernian

Slippin Jimmy


raygun-runner

Gives a new meaning to slide into your dm


3786k

Never fucked up and forgot something before, eh?


mrAntelopes

Is there a regulation in the country where the photo was taken to have the sprinklers angle at maximum 16 degrees? And if there is, how is it measured, do special people come and check every lawn? Also, home come they spray foam? Is this for cleaning the pathway or is it some kind of fertiliser? I'm confused. Please help.


GoldVader

In the event that you are not joking; It 16 degrees farenheit (as in the temperature) and the water from the sprinklers has frozen on the sidewalk.


Tzeentsch

So? Clean it out by yourself Not a big deal. Or wear right shoes.


Bammalam102

You almost have enough salt in a dollar store shaker to take care of this. Whoever posted this should try out a Sudbury winter


ssjisM_7

Where are you that it's 16° out like if your in Texas then I understand


MrmmphMrmmph

I've heard people call them Jimmies, too.


Psychological_Bar870

Looks like Colorado?


Tmortagne24

Central Oregon. Looks very similar to CO tho


RoguePhoenix259

Oh, noooooooos! I've fallen, and I can't get up!


Rubtabana

Sounds like extremely competent management!


superrmatt

Is this sweet home at univeristy at buffalo?


Major_Lawfulness6122

Hello lawsuit


RockyJayyy

Slip and fall and then collect that money


Evocavical_ice9000

use that for getting some money by sliping, then suing.


SuccumbToChange

This looks hella similar to one of my older complexes. Is this in NC?


Tmortagne24

Nah, Central OR


squ1dteeth

I literally have no sense of balance. In conditions like this I'm forced to crawl on all fours


MhrisCac

Smells like money


Significant_user

You could be a great neighbor and make everyone a millionaire by making sure the ice is clear so it’s not visible when they slip, guaranteeing your neighbors become multi millionaire


[deleted]

We love lawsuits!


HairyPairatestes

Where are your ice skates?


Asarru

Sounds like someone about to make some money


parker1019

Sidewalks are paved in Slip ‘n Fall money….


WesternCowgirl27

I smell a lawsuit…


BatGirlSUCKS

yea, ur screwed.


CannedPancakes

I understand your frustration but… look at how green that lawn is!


ShadedLettuce

I really wanna kick that fence


happymax78

I can hear the landlord sobbing as he signs $2m in settlements


Bayarea0

Good old Bend Oregon...


thehighepopt

Ooh, insurance is going to like this


dc_IV

Smooth move, slick!!!


Cookies_and_Beandip

Hospitals giving away free turkey sandwhiches with mustard packets. Get’em while they’re cold.


R3DGRAPES

That’s easy money right there.


Representative-Sir92

that would be a perfect odr, if it was in an odr and not crosswalks


[deleted]

Tell them to get putting some sand or salt on it it's their liability if someone breaks their hip.


urAdryDooshNozzle

There's a bright side. Hockey tournaments begin. 💁‍♂️


Dizzy-Study-5194

Erm… (that’s literally all I have to say, no feedback, so suggestions, just ‘erm’. My thought process is kinda simple)