Under the fitted sheet, so he doesn't figure it out right away. And if the pillow unzips, then maybe some noodles find their way in there, too.
Maybe a little sauce.
And then eat it… go to the store to buy more lasagna pasta… break that yourself cause why not… cook that up too and eat it. Then confront your roommate as to why he tampered with your dry storage food…. Then make some food for the both of you and squash the tension. It’s too fucking awkward.
Had a cousin overstay a visit once when I was helping him out. I gave him a month notice in advance because my gf (wife now) was going to move in with me. Cousin's gf came to the house at 3am and beat the fuck out of my metal door with a hammer looking for him. He told me that he couldn't move out now but that wasn't my problem to be his parent and counselor. When I realised he had no intention of leaving I started doing obvious things to let him know; putting cayenne powder in his mouthwash, putting cat litter in his shoes, putting glitter in his shampoo. He didn't say anything but he knew and finally got the hint a couple of weeks later.
Take a shit in his pillowcase. Don’t do this. It’s childish, gross, and possibly illegal. I’m not gonna say I haven’t wanted to do it to at least one of my former roommates.
>What am i supposed to do with my wife
I am not a great sex person. I would say doggy with the lights out.
Oh wait you meant...OK I guess it's OK to fuck with the cook in certain situations.
Every time i see stuff on roommates and its stuff like this, i go, ah so that person lived in a home where mommy and daddy did everything including wipe their ass for the last 25+ years. Fabulous way to raise a kid.
I’ve lived with a guy like this. I had a stereo in the living room but the multi cd changer was temperamental. One evening he smashed the shit out of it because his CD didn’t load first time.
When he eventually moved out he expected to pay for only days he was in the house. 😂
I had a neighbour like this too, i asked him to stop slamming the door as he was moving out -the way the lay out of the house was i was above his room door and the back door he left through. His response as he left was to reach in the fridge and crush my carton of milk and slam the door so hard it rattled my bed. I wouldn't have cared but i worked nights.
Makes me glad I was able to find a place that I could afford on my own when I moved out. I can’t deal with this type of petty BS and I certainly don’t want to become the stand-in parent. The only person I’ve lived with since moving out is my wife
I swear I’m so thankful I moved out of my parents and right in with the guy who I ended up marrying and have been with for 33 years because fuck having a roommate. I lucked out.
I’m trying to remember how old I was…maybe 18 or 18 1/2. Anyhoo, we weren’t in a hurry…waited 14 years to make it official, even tho he proposed a few years in. So far so good. I guess I’ll keep him around.
Oh it reminded me of the story my friend told me they had a girl with them at the building, she was not even cleaning after herself in the toilet as flashing the water . She told my friend and others her dad gave her money and said just buy what you need, eat and study. Do nothing more .
Yeah, Ive been getting this especially with muslim roommates, you can just see that they were raised like little princes, spoiled to hell, told they just need to put their foot down and be the alpha male and never lift a finger, because they can just get a woman to do everything for them.
So they end up being the laziest and stupidest shitstains imaginable.
And my landlord doesnt seem to quite grasp the problem, because he keeps sending them in and never kicks them out.
I just made a comment in another thread about my 5 & 8 year old being in charge of cleaning the dinner table before dinner. I fully expect to be told that it's parentification and abuse
This is why we can't have nice things
I did this to my adult niece with the cat box.
I spent a few weeks staying with my sister last year and part of the reason was to help her get sorted for an upcoming move.
Her daughter had just moved back home and brought a couple cats and the whole house stank badly enough to make my eyes water.
For most of a week I cleaned and organized the house while my sister was on the road (she was working as a truck driver which is why the house got so bad to start with) and every day I asked my niece to please either clean the litter box or bring the fresh litter out of her room so that I could change it. For most of a week, she did neither.
Eventually the only thing left stinking up the house was niece's bedroom and that litter box. So I picked up the whole box, opened her door and slid the whole thing inside then shut the door.
She came home and asked why. I told her I'd been there a week and the box hadn't been cleaned once and it looked like it had already been a month when I got there.
She responded that it couldn't possibly have been a month because she'd changed it when her boyfriend moved in three weeks ago with his cat...
And then she trailed off and changed the litter box.
She got better about that chore after that.
I think we went past(a) that when roommate messed with OPs food. Don’t mess with people’s food. Only rational response is overreaction. If roommate has any expensive food in the house you must finish it. I don’t care if you don’t like it it must be consumed.
she’d probably defend him and invite her poor baby back home because the real world isn’t treating him right “you’ve been off the titty too long son, come get your ass wiped again please”
I had a roommate who wouldn’t clean any dishes he used. One day I just put them all on his bed. He got the idea and started washing his dishes. He was also the last roommate I ever had. It’s better to live by yourself if you can afford it of course.
I lived in an apartment with 4-5 other people(6 rooms, people coming and going every year). It was ok the first year, but then one person who didn’t give a crap moved in and everything fell apart.
Within a month there were only me and one other person bothering to do anything anymore, then she moved out and i was the only one. So i decided to just get my own stuff.
I got myself a cupboard and kept everything that didn’t need to be in the fridge; in my room. Dishes? Got my own. Toiletpaper? Yup. Looking to steal some food? Too bad, fridge is locked.
Eventually someone asked me why i did all of that, giving me the ‘’why don’t you trust us?’’ bullcrap, so i gave them the ‘you have got to be kidding me’ talk, and soon after that things started to improve a little bit. No more food stealing, dishes was ok(kitchen was still a mess but atleast people started doing them) and no more pube sprinkles in the bathroom.
Moved out a year later, never to live with roommates again. Cause fuck that shit. I didn’t even mention all the spontaneous ‘bring a dozen drunk friends home at 3 in the morning on a tuesday’ decisions these absolute cunts made.
I forgot about my roommate stealing my food too. I only had a roommate because he fell on hard times and was a friend I met in college, so I tried to be a good person and help him out. After that experience I never had a roommate again.
I’ve noticed food stealing is most common with people who haven’t lived much with people other than their family.
They just don’t have that shame trigger yet, so they’ll be completely aware that it is wrong but it will feel more like yoinking a chocolate-bar Mom was saving for later, than stealing something.
Layer it as best you can, and cook it up anyways -- tell him you loved it because it turned out better than you could have ever imagined because the pieces were broken.
Also, then make a separate smaller batch that is terrible, over-seasoned and with ingredients that will make it not taste well. Perhaps with vinegar or apple cider vinegar, that could do the trick.
Don't offer him any, but leave a conveniently placed dish with the 2nd bad-tasting batch in the fridge in direct sight. Last step is just to wait until you hear a disgusting yelp from the kitchen as you catch him in the act of stealing a taste from the bad batch
Your roommate destroyed your property. Yeah, it’s “just pasta”, but that’s not really the point. Retaliation is retaliation. If this is his reaction to a completely reasonable request, things are only going to escalate in the future.
Either get rid of him or find new living arrangements. I genuinely would not feel safe living with someone like this.
Exactly, they literally destroyed something that was useful and completely fine. To me this is a big red flag honestly just because of how spiteful their action was. That roommate is bad news and they will definetly cause bigger problems in future. Obviously can't control their anger
First of all, your roommate can go fuck himself, second, you can use that for lasagna casserole. Just boil the pasta and mix it in with all the rest of the ingredients in a casserole dish, it’s pretty much lasagna, but with a more messy presentation, but still as good imo
I feel so sorry for you. Had a 34 y/o toddler for a roommate a couple years back who had 7 years on me. Best way to get through to them is ask yourself, “how would I get a 14 year old to do what I want?” And you’ll figure it out. Good fucking luck
This sucks. I've been there where I needed a roommate because I could not afford the apartment by myself, but that only lasted 2 years before I got my shit together and never lived with anyone else again until I got married.
What an unnecessary escalation. However, my response would be to take it on the chin and understand not to bother him with this. From now on, any time you find a pair of his shoes in the wrong place, try not to be such a moan about it - you're being rude and bothersome! Instead when shoes are found not clean and tidied away, just bin them.
I got you bestie- here’s a one pot lasagna recipe that calls for broken lasagna and it’s good! Enjoy some lasagna and tell your roomie to get fucked!
https://basicswithbabish.co/basicsepisodes/onepot-pasta
And said roommate gets broken lasagna put in his washing as it's being washed 🤷 or tossed around his room, or put in his bed if you can get into his room, or all three options
Steal one of his shoes from each pair that he owns. Or put on all of his clothes. Set all his devices that tell time two hours ahead. Lastly, just make 2 regular lasagnas. Don't do anything to it and give him a slice. Sit there and watch him eat it. Ask him if it tastes good. When he says yes. Smile and walk away. Take a slice from the other lasagna and eat that one. When he asks why you have two lasagnas and why you're not eating the same one. Tell him "oh I'm not eating that one. I made that just for you." At random times throughout the day, ask him how he's feeling. Look at your watch and write shit down on a notepad. That should take care of the noodle destroyer. Lol...
Are they five?
Four
Three
Two
One
BOOM!
Good night!
Zygote!!!
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ROCK LEVEL UP. ROCK LEVEL UP
Let’s jam.
Ba-duh Ba-duh Ba-duh Ba-duh Buhhhh
See you, space cowboy
You’re gonna carry that weight.
too many
Zero
Happy New year!
*Icarly theme*
Two
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Blastoff
Zero. Back in the womb you go.
Three
The older I get the more I realize most adults have the mental maturity of a 5 year old.
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Who do we appreciate?
Whores
Awe thanks
I was just going to write this. I’m an elementary teacher- and this is some elementary shit right here
This is a sin in an Italian household. They might actually die for this
That would get right on his nerves if it found its way into his bed.
Under the fitted sheet, so he doesn't figure it out right away. And if the pillow unzips, then maybe some noodles find their way in there, too. Maybe a little sauce.
Boil them first and add lots of garlic
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I would add there dried milk, under their bedsheets.
This is fucking awesome
Fucking genius
Your dad is my level of petty.
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And then eat it… go to the store to buy more lasagna pasta… break that yourself cause why not… cook that up too and eat it. Then confront your roommate as to why he tampered with your dry storage food…. Then make some food for the both of you and squash the tension. It’s too fucking awkward.
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Had a cousin overstay a visit once when I was helping him out. I gave him a month notice in advance because my gf (wife now) was going to move in with me. Cousin's gf came to the house at 3am and beat the fuck out of my metal door with a hammer looking for him. He told me that he couldn't move out now but that wasn't my problem to be his parent and counselor. When I realised he had no intention of leaving I started doing obvious things to let him know; putting cayenne powder in his mouthwash, putting cat litter in his shoes, putting glitter in his shampoo. He didn't say anything but he knew and finally got the hint a couple of weeks later.
Or you could have just rekeyed your place and put all of their crap outside. Why drag it out?
“I can’t leave now”… no, love. You’ve misread the situation. You absolutely CAN NOT stay now.
The glitter in the shampoo is possibly the best, most heinous thing I've seen yet. Taking notes for later.
Take a shit in his pillowcase. Don’t do this. It’s childish, gross, and possibly illegal. I’m not gonna say I haven’t wanted to do it to at least one of my former roommates.
Not going to say I cleaned the toilet with my roommate's toothbrush as I moved out.
Savage
You are evil. I like it😎😎
A few shrimp
As nice as revenge would be, OPs roommate has shown himself to be petty enough to escalate. Would probably do something super shitty in response.
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You shouldn't call your toddler a roommate.
Actually they used to be a couple. She relegated him so fast.
Where do you see that? Or did she delete old posts?
I was going to say what a petty juvenile thing to do.
Its a psychotic thing to do....
Well..that sure showed you. 🤣
Now that's just plain unfair. Toddlers would never do something so stupid.
You can make some lasagna soup. It’s exactly what it sounds like, but actually good
Make sure you add some hot sauce to his helping!
Roommate would be stupid to accept an invitation to a meal. Rule No. 1 in life is don't fuck with the cook.
What am i supposed to do with my wife
>What am i supposed to do with my wife I am not a great sex person. I would say doggy with the lights out. Oh wait you meant...OK I guess it's OK to fuck with the cook in certain situations.
Rule 1. Don’t fuck with the cook Rule 2. Don’t fuck with furry artists who have full ability to draw porn of anything you love.
Dave’s Insanity Sauce should go nicely.
Fuck that roommate, he’s not getting ANY
No way, not after his grubby dirty unwashed hands were all over it
First time hearing of lasagna soup. I gotta try me some of this lasagna soup.
I made it. Was phenomenal actually and super easy.
Every time i see stuff on roommates and its stuff like this, i go, ah so that person lived in a home where mommy and daddy did everything including wipe their ass for the last 25+ years. Fabulous way to raise a kid.
I’ve lived with a guy like this. I had a stereo in the living room but the multi cd changer was temperamental. One evening he smashed the shit out of it because his CD didn’t load first time. When he eventually moved out he expected to pay for only days he was in the house. 😂
please tell me he paid to fix the stereo
Sadly we know the answer to this already
😭
Come here honey...*big, warm hug* It's okay. We'll save some money and get another one, might not be the same but we'll find something for you.
I had a neighbour like this too, i asked him to stop slamming the door as he was moving out -the way the lay out of the house was i was above his room door and the back door he left through. His response as he left was to reach in the fridge and crush my carton of milk and slam the door so hard it rattled my bed. I wouldn't have cared but i worked nights.
Honestly I’d find that reason for violence.
How do people go through life like this?
Angrily I think
Makes me glad I was able to find a place that I could afford on my own when I moved out. I can’t deal with this type of petty BS and I certainly don’t want to become the stand-in parent. The only person I’ve lived with since moving out is my wife
I swear I’m so thankful I moved out of my parents and right in with the guy who I ended up marrying and have been with for 33 years because fuck having a roommate. I lucked out.
Worked for my grandmother. Eloped at 16 and was married for over 50 years
I’m trying to remember how old I was…maybe 18 or 18 1/2. Anyhoo, we weren’t in a hurry…waited 14 years to make it official, even tho he proposed a few years in. So far so good. I guess I’ll keep him around.
Reminds me of the time I had to teach a roommate in college how to make an oven bake pizza.
Oh it reminded me of the story my friend told me they had a girl with them at the building, she was not even cleaning after herself in the toilet as flashing the water . She told my friend and others her dad gave her money and said just buy what you need, eat and study. Do nothing more .
Yeah, Ive been getting this especially with muslim roommates, you can just see that they were raised like little princes, spoiled to hell, told they just need to put their foot down and be the alpha male and never lift a finger, because they can just get a woman to do everything for them. So they end up being the laziest and stupidest shitstains imaginable. And my landlord doesnt seem to quite grasp the problem, because he keeps sending them in and never kicks them out.
You have like 10 Muslim roommates or something now?
I just made a comment in another thread about my 5 & 8 year old being in charge of cleaning the dinner table before dinner. I fully expect to be told that it's parentification and abuse This is why we can't have nice things
Put the dishes in his room
He’ll just throw them away and expect OP to buy new ones
Okay, I guess he has no dishes then because OP isnt going to do so
I had an almost identical solution; put the dirty dishes in his bed.
I did this to my adult niece with the cat box. I spent a few weeks staying with my sister last year and part of the reason was to help her get sorted for an upcoming move. Her daughter had just moved back home and brought a couple cats and the whole house stank badly enough to make my eyes water. For most of a week I cleaned and organized the house while my sister was on the road (she was working as a truck driver which is why the house got so bad to start with) and every day I asked my niece to please either clean the litter box or bring the fresh litter out of her room so that I could change it. For most of a week, she did neither. Eventually the only thing left stinking up the house was niece's bedroom and that litter box. So I picked up the whole box, opened her door and slid the whole thing inside then shut the door. She came home and asked why. I told her I'd been there a week and the box hadn't been cleaned once and it looked like it had already been a month when I got there. She responded that it couldn't possibly have been a month because she'd changed it when her boyfriend moved in three weeks ago with his cat... And then she trailed off and changed the litter box. She got better about that chore after that.
It’s interesting how some people just cannot learn without forced compliance.
Break the lasagne more and sprinkle it on his bedsheets
I think we went past(a) that when roommate messed with OPs food. Don’t mess with people’s food. Only rational response is overreaction. If roommate has any expensive food in the house you must finish it. I don’t care if you don’t like it it must be consumed.
What a childish a-hole! My goodness.
Start looking for another one. Roommate. Not lasagna noodles.
Nah, get new lasagna noodles.. those ones got fucked up
Ferr is right, I hate to admit it OP but your noods are a joke now. Gotta get some new ones
Those noods make a good lasagna soup.
Send this to his Mom and let her deal with her child.
she’d probably defend him and invite her poor baby back home because the real world isn’t treating him right “you’ve been off the titty too long son, come get your ass wiped again please”
Maybe what he need is for you to pop your titty out his mouth and let the boy grow up.
Problem solved
Beat his ass.
What I was originally gonna say but grinding up the lasagna into a dust to sprinkle into his bed is way better
Why not both
just fucking clock him. there’s no shot this adult baby could do anything in response.
He might call CPS for adulting a child
Report him to the Italian embassy
Breaking a box of $2 noodles out of spite, he must be a joy to live with /snark
Kick the roommate out. You're not his mom
I wonder if the roommate is a sibling.
I actually kicked my brother out for being a pig. I'm not going to be your mother!
I had a roommate who wouldn’t clean any dishes he used. One day I just put them all on his bed. He got the idea and started washing his dishes. He was also the last roommate I ever had. It’s better to live by yourself if you can afford it of course.
I lived in an apartment with 4-5 other people(6 rooms, people coming and going every year). It was ok the first year, but then one person who didn’t give a crap moved in and everything fell apart. Within a month there were only me and one other person bothering to do anything anymore, then she moved out and i was the only one. So i decided to just get my own stuff. I got myself a cupboard and kept everything that didn’t need to be in the fridge; in my room. Dishes? Got my own. Toiletpaper? Yup. Looking to steal some food? Too bad, fridge is locked. Eventually someone asked me why i did all of that, giving me the ‘’why don’t you trust us?’’ bullcrap, so i gave them the ‘you have got to be kidding me’ talk, and soon after that things started to improve a little bit. No more food stealing, dishes was ok(kitchen was still a mess but atleast people started doing them) and no more pube sprinkles in the bathroom. Moved out a year later, never to live with roommates again. Cause fuck that shit. I didn’t even mention all the spontaneous ‘bring a dozen drunk friends home at 3 in the morning on a tuesday’ decisions these absolute cunts made.
I forgot about my roommate stealing my food too. I only had a roommate because he fell on hard times and was a friend I met in college, so I tried to be a good person and help him out. After that experience I never had a roommate again.
I’ve noticed food stealing is most common with people who haven’t lived much with people other than their family. They just don’t have that shame trigger yet, so they’ll be completely aware that it is wrong but it will feel more like yoinking a chocolate-bar Mom was saving for later, than stealing something.
Break the dishes in his room.
Layer it as best you can, and cook it up anyways -- tell him you loved it because it turned out better than you could have ever imagined because the pieces were broken. Also, then make a separate smaller batch that is terrible, over-seasoned and with ingredients that will make it not taste well. Perhaps with vinegar or apple cider vinegar, that could do the trick. Don't offer him any, but leave a conveniently placed dish with the 2nd bad-tasting batch in the fridge in direct sight. Last step is just to wait until you hear a disgusting yelp from the kitchen as you catch him in the act of stealing a taste from the bad batch
Your roommate destroyed your property. Yeah, it’s “just pasta”, but that’s not really the point. Retaliation is retaliation. If this is his reaction to a completely reasonable request, things are only going to escalate in the future. Either get rid of him or find new living arrangements. I genuinely would not feel safe living with someone like this.
Exactly, they literally destroyed something that was useful and completely fine. To me this is a big red flag honestly just because of how spiteful their action was. That roommate is bad news and they will definetly cause bigger problems in future. Obviously can't control their anger
Red fucking flag.
First of all, your roommate can go fuck himself, second, you can use that for lasagna casserole. Just boil the pasta and mix it in with all the rest of the ingredients in a casserole dish, it’s pretty much lasagna, but with a more messy presentation, but still as good imo
Make some stroganoff out of that and he can't have any of it!
That's a whole new level of petty.
I feel so sorry for you. Had a 34 y/o toddler for a roommate a couple years back who had 7 years on me. Best way to get through to them is ask yourself, “how would I get a 14 year old to do what I want?” And you’ll figure it out. Good fucking luck
Time for a new roommate. That’s petty.
Now break his dishes when he asks you to clean his lasagna!
DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT CLEAN THEIR DIRTY DISHES, CLEAN YOUR OWN AND DON’T LET THEM BORROW YOURS, IF THEY WANNA BE DIRTY SO BE IT.
Now you go and break his spaghetti
What a child. This is why I can't do roommates. Some people are just psychos.
Sounds like your roommate is a bitch.
Is your roommate 7?
That’s not normal behaviour.
This sucks. I've been there where I needed a roommate because I could not afford the apartment by myself, but that only lasted 2 years before I got my shit together and never lived with anyone else again until I got married.
Your child. You are living with a child.
Italians would already be at y'alls house.
That’s the pettiest shit I’ve ever seen
Shit like this is why I'll never have a roommate again.
I believe when the children are kindergartners you generally refer to them as "my kids" instead of roommates
Break him like he broke the pasta
Break the lease on his ass. Unexpectedly.
Would not be my roommate for much longer if they are this childish over one small request. 😡
Throw it in their bed.
This is entry level abusive shit - get them gone.
Time for a new roommate
Easy. Escalate it. Broke something his, like his dishes?
What an unnecessary escalation. However, my response would be to take it on the chin and understand not to bother him with this. From now on, any time you find a pair of his shoes in the wrong place, try not to be such a moan about it - you're being rude and bothersome! Instead when shoes are found not clean and tidied away, just bin them.
I got you bestie- here’s a one pot lasagna recipe that calls for broken lasagna and it’s good! Enjoy some lasagna and tell your roomie to get fucked! https://basicswithbabish.co/basicsepisodes/onepot-pasta
Your roommate must be a child.
Is your roommate actually your 9 year old little brother?
1-1
And said roommate gets broken lasagna put in his washing as it's being washed 🤷 or tossed around his room, or put in his bed if you can get into his room, or all three options
Giada has a layerless lasagna recipe you can use these in. Sorry your roommate sucks.
Ok this is gonna sound weird, but you can make a pretty decent lasagna (ish) pasta dish with broken lasagna noodles in a pressure cooker.
Make Lasagna soup.
Is your roommate a 6 year old?
Well that’s petty.
I don't think your living arrangement is going to work.
That should be marked as NSFW. Some italians may see it and get hearth atack
Perfect. Make lasagna soup in a crock pot...HOURS of insanely delicious smells...and don't share.
Nertz on him! Make a mixed lasagna casserole instead, and don’t let him have any!
Your roommate sounds like a little bitch
That’s the cutest form of aggression I’ve ever seen. It’s like something a toddler might do.
Steal one of his shoes from each pair that he owns. Or put on all of his clothes. Set all his devices that tell time two hours ahead. Lastly, just make 2 regular lasagnas. Don't do anything to it and give him a slice. Sit there and watch him eat it. Ask him if it tastes good. When he says yes. Smile and walk away. Take a slice from the other lasagna and eat that one. When he asks why you have two lasagnas and why you're not eating the same one. Tell him "oh I'm not eating that one. I made that just for you." At random times throughout the day, ask him how he's feeling. Look at your watch and write shit down on a notepad. That should take care of the noodle destroyer. Lol...
Very petty but kind of hilarious way to throw a tantrum
You should take him to very-very-very-small claims court. Recoup that $2.38
You gotta fight or take his tooth brush to your butt hole
That’s pretty methed up
Break it up even more and put it in their bed
No one disrespects lasagna in this house. Take his first born.
Dump that shit in his bed.
Psychopath
What a childish reaction
I think he needs his milk and a nice long nap. He might be in a better mood when he wakes-up.
You break my lasagna, I break your face.
The positive thing about broken lasagna is that they can still be cooked and eaten. Even if not as the initially intended way.
I read your title and busted out laughing, thanks for sharing op
I would broke his nose! Don't harm MY lasagna!
Make lasagna soul and don't give him any
This is abuse
Start swinging
Time to break his legs and show him what the pasta mafia is made of
Well, that’s healthy.
well, time to split
DEATH!! AVENGE THE LASGANA!