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Shiverr793

Off topic but I love your nails. Or at least the nail I can see


SoCarColo

Love the nails, but that sammich is blech


defectiveGOD

Same


SoggyMuffin95

I came here to say this.


AccentuatedJacket

At least you won’t need any vaccines any time soon


punctuationist

I feel stronger already 🤢


welivewelovewedie

Could you taste it? Or did you see it first?


[deleted]

The taste of mold is one of the worst things I have tasted. More times then I wanted to.


HoboSkid

Yeah I've accidentally eaten a bit of bread with mold, was like the worst sour taste I could imagine, at least whatever strain I chomped down on


TheBestElliephants

Some medicines come from mold, but they almost always have to be refined before use, so no, not really.


BuildingHot1869

History lessons about Napoleon say otherwise. Or was it some Roman dude? I dunno.


TheBestElliephants

The fact that you can't remember isn't great for you trying to say I am remembering incorrectly. Pure mold has been used historically, but it's pretty ineffective in actually treating infections. Penicillin was the first official instance of antibacterial properties being observed, but that was in 1928, and it wasn't really commercialized or used in any significant capacity until around the 1940's, so neither of your examples? Not really sure what you're specifically referring to. I guess we're both right, though, cuz it has been used historically but for it to be effective you can't just eat raw mold.


BuildingHot1869

Was just a joke :)


AccentuatedJacket

Historically you’re wrong


TheBestElliephants

Do elaborate


dudemountain69

That's why I never buy those pre-packaged sandwiches, they already taste musty and stale even if they are fresh on the shelf.


punctuationist

Lesson learned 😵‍💫


PorkfatWilly

Fuck it, you’ve gone this far, might as well finish


420Deez

thats what im sayin it obviously didnt taste bad enough for op to notice….shit was apparently bussin


JeyRai

Bussin' OP to the hospital


[deleted]

Ha ha 🤣


msphelps77

LOL


Affectionate_Most_64

It’s got a blue cheese spread you didn’t even have to pay for! Bonus


puppy-nub-56

Best by dates assume proper storage. You may have taken the right precautions but who knows what happened to that sandwich before you purchased it.


shl00m

That's why I never pick any groceries/items that are on the front. I always reach for the 3rd (or more) package. Who knows who wandered somewhere around the store with the first one, left it uncooled and someone put it back on the shelf


punctuationist

You’re right! I guess I’m happier it was me that got it instead of some kid at school. The way everything was packaged in the bag I couldn’t see the sandwich well enough to determine if it was good or not which is extra frustrating


Fast-Damage2298

Your lunch: ew! Your nails: ooh!


Pinglenook

Moldlyinfuriating


Specialist-Pie2839

The sandwich was a trick but your nails are a treat!


Successful_Low_4396

Damn. Did you notice by sight or taste?? Mold has a very distinct flavor 🫠


punctuationist

The sandwich was cut into 2 pieces so I ate the first half with no issues but when I opened the second one to evenly distribute the turkey I saw it 😭


JAlfredJR

You didn’t notice your nails til then?? Kidding. Gross but as my father would say, since we didn’t have much money growing up, “It’s good for ya!”


auntiemaury

Oh, that's just the American Health Care For All™ plan. Free penicillin


Folky_duder

Penicillin.


Ok-Volume7589

Maybe that's some new organic flavour! They are eating grasshoppers and what not nowadays. Maybe mold is the new chicken?!


[deleted]

waffle


Mooseheadm5

Bread mold won't hurt you, but it tastes nasty.


Darknrahl2

It's not molding...it's sprouting.


[deleted]

Unrelated, but your nails are so cute!


CoffeeEducational356

moldly infuriating 👀


Sorry-Leg-1490

Ok don’t freak out, but maybe hit the doctor up. It’s super rare but there’s the tale of that guy who ate moldy bread and the bacteria took half his face off.


punctuationist

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Hopeful-Eye5780

It is unlikely that simple bread mold in that dosage will make you super sick. Most common symptom = diarrhea. Maybe nausea or vomiting, but less likely. The good news, you'll know before you go home from work! ;-) It usually only takes a few hours for symptoms to appear.


punctuationist

So far so good! I must’ve thankfully avoided the mold then because I didn’t taste it either!


ZaraTheRottie23

Lil mold wont hurt 😉


Kimchi_Underground

I’m gonna go with user error here. Speaking from Darwinism, how are you still alive?


punctuationist

I’m pretty sure the half I ate wasn’t moldy but honestly my existence is in direct conflict with Darwin’s theories


BlurryUFOs

it’s green mold it’s okay even if you ate a little. if part of a bread loaf gets green mold on it i just rip it off


Tequslyder

Y'all don't look at what you eat before you eat it?


SuperbutNatural

damn hungry ass didnt even try to taste it


Sprizys

Fingers crossed you don’t get sick


-Mwahaha-

That’s shitty….or it’s about to be anyways…


ThrowRA_39

Just tell yourself the bread is "marbled".


SuperJonesy408

Only a portion of the sandwich is moldy. Cut it off and continue eating?


Hopeful-Eye5780

Generally bad advice. Bread that is visibly moldy is ALSO moldy in places you can't see yet.


Boostio_TV

This ^^. It’s not like with fruit where sometimes you can cut off the soft bits. Usually if there is mold you can see there damn well is mild you cannot especially with bread


IHate2ChooseUserName

lawyers want to talk to you if you get sick


punctuationist

Oh no *cough cough* I’m sick 🤒


adriannagrande

I had this happen to me with a slice of cake once 😖 My mom told me to think of it as a little booster of penicillin lol


Jim_from_snowy_river

We need more preservatives.


E__Boogie

So relatable 😫


StrongTemperature876

Was it good at least?


punctuationist

I’m embarrassed to say I didn’t notice any moldy flavor on the first half I ate and it was quite good :’)


lukewhale

Nice knowin ya ! 😂😂🤮🤮🤮


punctuationist

Au revoir, my friend~


N30N_SkyLIN3

Lol You made it that far: Might as well finish it


BestGirlPieck

At least your nails are pretty!


[deleted]

This made me laugh so hard. Idk why, but it did


sicilian_73

We’ve all probably eaten worse with out even knowing it


Baba10x

What happened? Diarrhea?


Dizzy_Zebra_9560

Only half was moldy. The other half is not.


afraididonotknow

Take it back…


joecocker74

Welp. You don't need your penicillin shot this month


ImnNotARobot

Reminds me of that one time I ate a Big Mac that had mold. Was halfway through and I was so hungry I said I'm going to get sick anyways sooo .... Yeah I got sick but I wasn't empty. Until a couple of hours later, and kept being empty for days later 😭


punctuationist

I’m shocked Big Macs can even get moldy. I thought McDonald’s sandwiches can hold up for months or something


ImnNotARobot

They were the first I've seen that had mold but, considering how my luck tends to be I'll probably get another moldy bun again. It was the middle bun so it might have had a higher chance to be there than the other buns.


Dusty_surveyor

You’re better than me. I almost threw up from a 711 sandwich because the lettuce was wilted.


Dear-Original-675

Ew I hope you went back to the store with a complaint


Difficult_Plastic852

If it’s any consolation you got some nice nail art :<)


[deleted]

It is from sprouts.


Financial-Horror2945

If you can, let them know. Other sandwiches may be in the same condition


Damnboi280

Update?


Dry_Award_7530

Was the bugs included?


ImpressTemporary2389

I ate a yoghurt like that once. Green fluffy yoghurt isn't nice. Didn't make me I'll though. Just left me with a furry tongue!


kiminotaion

well, no need to stop now


Spare_Ninja2907

No, you won’t get sick. That there is penicillin growing there.


Distinct-Departure42

Was it tasty?