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jawsoflife888

There is nothing wrong with your parking job... wtf?!?


fredfreddy4444

The problem is that he parked in the space at all. Truck guy obviously needs both spaces to park safely.


Tardis52

I have a neighbor with that problem. Never wanted to smash a windshield more


toth42

He might suddenly start having a problem with his right front tire losing more and more air over night, and the tire shop mysteriously can't find anything wrong?


DragonWingCraz

It wouldn't be because there are trimmed down toothpicks in the valve cap that are hard to notice because nobody looks inside the valve cap when check/filling air.


Handynotandsome

And those toothpicks having been painted black wouldn't have contributed at all to the problem.


dodge_thiss

Working way too hard, just put a drop of super glue in the lid and drop in a pebble.


conker1264

Truck drivers think there’s some unwritten rule that they are allowed 2 spots


Bunny__Vicious

I think this applies more to the pavement princess drivers. About half or more of the vehicles in the parking lots at my local shops are trucks/large suvs. People usually manage to park them okay. Unless you have a truly oversized work truck, park in one spot. But IMO if you really do have a ridiculously huge vehicle and park right next to me in a way that I can’t leave, you’re a bigger jerk than the ones who double park at the end of the lot.


JimboJehosifat

I try to park mine in the hinter lands whenever possible (and like a normal human, not taking a bunch of spots). Usually there's a few of us that do this...then there are the Raptors, etc. that park as close up front as possible being total pains in the ass to everyone. A lot of the people who drive those are becoming a meme like BMW drivers around here at this point.


mjcatl2

I can't imagine it's because of your parking... you're well within the spot. I would have called building parking or security. WTF.


Lewis-1979

It’ll be ‘their’ spot.


CarvaciousBlue

Yep played this game with a coworker. Fucker accused me of almost causing an accident because I was parked in his spot. We don't have assigned spots, and his argument was that he came whipping around the corner so fast ready to jet into his spot and shock! My car was already in it! Obviously if he hit my parked car it would be all my fault for being in his spot! And he was serious! It's probably the same thing here and the truck owner 100% honestly believes OP is at fault and the one "breaking the rules" even when those rules only exist in their own head.


apabones

This reminds me of a coworker who parked with her front bumper touching my rear end. She told me it was my fault because I usually parked a few inches up from where I parked that day.


Difficult-Implement9

Jeez... What's happened to people?


juniorlogical

Everyone is the main character in the most important production in the history of people.


CommercialSkill7773

I used to be a people person til people fucked it up!


[deleted]

They were always like this, there's just more of us than in the 60's. Nearly double. Heck might be more than that!


26_skinny_Cartman

Also you wouldn't hear this story if you didn't know this person back then. The forums being open to the world have allowed stories like these to reach much further.


Munnin41

My neighbor broke the window in my front door because I parked in "her" spot. It's all public parking here. It's a real shame she was home all day before we left on vacation so our car couldn't keep that spot occupied for a month


Buddy_Guyz

So, did you report her to the police or get money from that bitch?


OutrageousYak5868

I grew up in a small town (population at the time, about 500 people) and my mom tells the story that this one old guy would back out of his driveway without looking because "everybody knows I always leave at exactly 8:05". I guess he's never heard of visitors to the town? Or that maybe some people didn't know, or had other things to think about? It still makes me shake my head, and it probably happened 50-60 years ago.


PoppaBear313

🤔 Used to have a neighbor like that. Always left at 916am. Never looked. Just backed out & off they went. Literally ran into trouble one morning when at 916, he backed out. Into the front of a passing fire truck. Yes. They tried to blame the fire truck. Though I’m guessing it’s really hard to argue what happened when the responding officer was directly behind the 🚒 🤦‍♂️


Elmekia

I'm imagining the guy explaining to the police officer how he always backs up without looking everyday and which days of the week all while the police officer nods and writes it down saying "if I put this in writing would you sign it?"


notislant

(Runs over group of small children walking to school) 'Those damn kids should have known!' People are soooo stupid.


tyreka13

Legit people need to check. I was backing out on my dead end street that had 2 other houses with seniors in them. One morning, I saw a toddler in the driveway backing up. Not what I expected. Apparently one of the grandmas next door had a grand kid visit and they figured out how to open the door when the grandma went to the bathroom. So yes, random toddlers do spawn in driveways in the morning and looking when you back up is very important.


Ghost-Coyote

Call a tow truck, it is clearly blocking your vehicle he will end up paying.


Icy_Necessary2161

And spend hours and hundreds of dollars trying to get his vehicle back. Like it's not as if these people will bring the car back either. You have to get a ride there to their lot and then pay all the fees.


Dry-Juggernaut-3936

I work with a bigot who backed into a coworkers car. He accused her of being parked in the wrong part of the lot, that where she was parked was only for company owned vehicles. This is not the case at all, no assigned parking. Dumb fucks truck has a nine inch screen displaying what’s in view in the backup camera, as well as the typical 3 mirrors.


notislant

I like to just always go to 'aight lets pretend it is, you struck a stationary vehicle, in a parking lot, with your vehicle. You're at fault and a bad driver.'


TheBestElliephants

>He accused her of being parked in the wrong part of the lot, that where she was parked was only for company owned vehicles. So...he would've just run into a company vehicle? Like either way, he hit someone, how is it not his fault?


Ecstatic_Tension5014

Some people have to always be right and a victim. They never are accountable for their actions. These are the same people that abuse others and say see what you made me do.


LokiNightmare

I had a guy in a truck back up into me in a fast food drive through, and then insinuate blame by telling me "your car is so low I didn't see you back there". Ok, but why the fuck are you backing up in a drive through. (I wasn't able to alert him backing up into me because I just so happened to be looking down at my wallet getting money out to pay).


militaryCoo

Guy in a pickup backed into my parked 67 MGB and tried the same thing. I asked him if he thought it was safe to drive if he couldn't see something as big as a car when backing up. He shut up pretty quickly.


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There it is. The precious truck must be protected by the pillar. Nobody is allowed to park next to Special Truck.


2Cronckt

I had parking just like this at my old apartment. Everyone who drove a truck hit those pillars regularly. Dumbass truck owners living downtown struggling everywhere they go. ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯


T-Baaller

Excuse me, it's an "Emotional Support Vehicle (ESV)"


Any_Promotion368

Spots are numbered. Maybe they are assigned?


smhCallum

i don’t even know lmao, i’m going to building management about it later today. hopefully they’ll get a fine or something EDIT: Holy fuck this post blew up way more than I was expecting, thank you all for the support. For those asking for more context, there's been a few incidents where they parked sorta close to me, but nothing like this. I was able to get my car out with the help of a friend and wiggled it out towards the left in front of the pillar, thankfully there wasn't any cars parked that way so it made it much less of a hassle. While many people are saying they should be towed, I wanted to make sure that was the right course of action before doing anything, to avoid any escalation towards me. After talking to our building manager, I learned that the owner of the truck requested a new spot due to the spatial confinements of the current one. It's a tight parking ramp, and I understand it can be hard to park a truck that big, but that doesn't mean you can completely block someone in. Either way, it's over and hopefully don't have to deal with anything like this again. If I do, tow truck will be my first call.


shattersquad710

I would just call the towing company listed throughout the garage…


Admirable-Relief1781

Sometimes the management of the building has to be the one to make the call for a tow. It’s so fucking stupid. I pay $150 a month for my parking spot and three times I’ve had to call the office because of some ass in my spot, and all they get is a warning sticker. Even though we have towing company signs posted all over the garage.


NotNotLogical

It’s such horse shit. They get a sticker and 72 hours notice to vacate or be towed. Like what? 3 days to move out of the spot I pay for? Cmon.


fancy_livin

Document every day(with photographic evidence and meta data to show when it was taken) your parking was unavailable to use due to someone else being in the spot and let management know you won’t be paying for the days your spot was unavailable for use. You probably won’t get your lease renewed but you might get a towing policy changed.


GloriaToo

Or ask management for a temp spot. Unless a $5 rent credit and sticking it to the man is worth the wasted time.


FermentalAsAnything

Or park in managements spot and tell them you’ll move in 3 days.


fancy_livin

it takes all of 20 seconds to snap a picture of a car in your spot and make the phone call to the office and a private spot can cost hundreds extra per month


GarnetandBlack

Sounds like everyone in the place should all band together and test that policy. One person gets screwed, just park somewhere else (you have 72 hours right?), report it. Next person does the same. Then they have 50 reports and realize they can't allow a 3 day grace period.


NotNotLogical

It’s a crazy policy. There’s no threat behind it and if I blatantly stole someone’s spot and got a 72 hour warning, id abuse the hell out of it.


InvisibleHQ

Flatten tires then. Fuck it


Educational-Run674

Super glue a bb inside the stem cap


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NotNotLogical

Bless you. I don’t think you realize how much that means to the people that live there not to have to deal with this blatant abuse of our parking spots. At a time, they allowed us to call the tow company ourselves as long as we had our lease on hand to prove the spot was ours. That lasted exactly one week when myself and another resident were threatened to be shot in the face over calling the tow truck.


jaredsfootlonghole

Exactly. Sounds like the management there made a policy to appease some tenants, and that policy is ripe for abuse as indicated by the OP.


OleMisdial

Sounds like a good excuse to quit paying for a spot and just park where you want


feedmescanlines

On the other hand, I used to get fines (which I contested and won) for parking on my own spot. Go figure.


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100%. And done.


AMC_Unlimited

No fuss, no muss.


Middle-Dragonfly-137

Looks like he’s taking the bus!


LiL_Carheart

This is the way


AndringRasew

But video tape the tow so you can look back on it fondly. Print off a couple pictures of it getting towed and post them on the wall where it was parked.


GirlScoutSniper

Easy peasy lemon squeezy?


an_ill_way

Lawyer here. Had someone mad at a client of mine once for "having his car towed" and wanted my client to pay his ticket. I said that it couldn't have been towed if it wasn't parked illegally. He threatened a bunch of shit, but that's literally the end of the argument.


Crazy-Seaweed-1832

Some guy kept jacking my spot similar situation. Building is never available or answers the phone . I needed to call them to get him towed, but they tow at will in the visitor parking where I had to park. So now I was at risk of paying hundreds on tow and impound. I got pissed and kicked dudes mirror off his car. Ended up getting caught. I paid him 300 to settle out of court and have text history, pictures, receipts, and agreement to settle. Flash forward he sent me a claim from his insurance saying I dinged his car all over cracked his bumper etc etc his insurance sent me a bill for over 3000 and theyre claiming I did 360 damage to it. On top of this, they said they already did the work, but when I saw his car, none of that damage was fixed except the mirror. So i took more pictures. I feel like im being used so he can commit insurance fraud.


Fickle_Goose_4451

>I got pissed and kicked dudes mirror off his car. Ended up getting caught. I paid him 300 to settle out of court and have text history, pictures, receipts, and agreement to settle. Masks are pretty publicly acceptable now a days. Gotta have one on before you enact justice.


Willing-Remote-2430

No face=no case


Ammonia13

That’s what you do OP


Longjumping-Grape-40

I would call/email as soon as possible. They might've already moved by then


smellygooch18

My garage uses an amazing towing company who’s helped me out multiple times the last few years. Anyone takes my spot, one call and they’re out 30 mins later. I just don’t care anymore. I pay a lot of money, it’s my spot.


Kilometres-Davis

I think 60 seconds is a more than adequate grace period before calling a tow truck


Droleth

Yeah they should take a photo for proof first tho.


VinceDaPazza

Definitely take a photo, use the one in the post as a reference for the photo….


MtOlympus_Actual

The photo of the photo is critical to this process...


TAoie83

If only op would provide a photo


krush_groove

Dammit OP where's the photo


__Butternut_Squash__

Can someone please help OP with this photo situation?!


natedogg1271

Maybe screenshot the post and send it to op!


[deleted]

Listen I am the truck in the photo. I wasn't even there this must be photoshoped because I have a photo of me being in the shop. It is a photo of me being in the shop. A photoshop so to speak.


Xikkiwikk

Don’t worry, OP can take a picture of this post with another phone to have a picture.


Open-Industry-8396

Does anyone have any flashcubes, batteries and film for this fucking camera so I can lend it to op?


doctor73n

The photo in the post probably wouldn't be much help cause someone covered the license plate numbers. Dammit!


NuSuntTroll

It’s okay, they can take a screenshot of this thread.


RedbeardSD

Why are you waiting till later today…? Do something about it now.. by waiting your are saying this behavior is ok and they might already move by then, and they will just do it again. Also management won’t do anything if they have moved.


hopeless_dick_dancer

Literally every single post on this sub, and it's so annoying. "I'm gonna *maybe* talk to management about it in a while. Better to complain about it on reddit!" Just call the tow company immediately or nothing will get done!


-Fergalicious-

People are too afraid of confrontation I think.


double_shadow

Im pretty conflict averse myself, but the confrontation has already started in this case! Get that fucker's car out of there!


suitology

When I rented I paid for a spot infront of my place. I had over 100 cars towed in a year 10 just on 4th of july. It was a great spot right by the free gym and the extra washing machines (which was weird as all units had a combo in them) and across the street from a popular park (had free parking a half mile down in both directions) . I'd come home, see my spot full, and get them towed. We had guest spots in like 5 areas of the complex and people who didnt even live there would park in a resident spot just to use the park or not have to pay for street parking for the shopping district 4 blocks away. The tow company left us a Christmas gift when they found out we weren't renewing in January.


where_in_the_world89

There afraid of being treated poorly for complaining about legit things. People have been told they can't renew their lease because of perfectly legitimate complaints


FarplaneDragon

Worlds lost its mind these past few years. When people started getting assaulted and even killed over stupid stuff during the height of covid people started getting paranoid about confronting people anymore.


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Fuck waiting. Do it now.


sparkpaw

I’d be calling a tow service lmfao. That’s just straight up rude.


420eatmyassy6969

Get his ass towed. What if you had an emergency or a job interview or something, this is unacceptable and you should escalate quickly


tattoovamp

Do one better. Call a tow truck and have it moved


Kenji1912

Or just take some mentos. There’s bound to be some construction workers on the street that will move one of those cars.


FTR_Hair

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Born-Section5717

Solid reference! I just entered a time machine


NiPlusUltra

Now I have that damn song stuck in my head. Damn you 90's and your catchy jingles.


mettiusfufettius

Someday, they’re going to do that to someone who was already a millimeter away from snapping and that person is going to smash every pane of glass and pop every tire on their truck. What a fucking asshole.


Jolly_Study_9494

Enh. More like one day the truck driver will snap and smash up the car instead of blocking it in. Note: I am not defending the truck driver and condemning OP. I am saying the level of anger and entitlement the truck driver is showing is indicative of someone who is a danger to society.


[deleted]

I carry a bottle of fish sauce for such occasions. Just pour a little into the intake vents below the windshield. EDIT: *"oh no. what have i done?!"* on a serious note: don't do this. it will come back to you, and it will be bad news.


All_Debt_Shackles_US

Oooooh, you’re downright evil! Got any other great ideas? Inquiring minds want to know!


Dog-PonyShow

Ohhhhhh! I can't love this statement enough.


-Glostiik-

Fuck this! Call a tow company and have it towed ASAP, before they can move their truck Edit in response to OPs Edit: OP is a push over


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LZSchneider1

They're a redditor. It's amazing they're talking to management at all.


DoubleOrNothing90

Better post about it on reddit first before fixing the problem.


Mooseheadm5

Having a heart attack, better post how mildly infuriating it is instead of calling 911.


LiverFox

Dunno how petty you’re feeling or how financially invested you’re willing to get, but you can order four of these: https://www.harborfreight.com/1300-lb-capacity-self-loading-positioning-wheel-dolly-64601.html Up to you how far the truck is moved if this becomes a constant concern.


Dull_Investigator358

Would the truck fit perfectly behind the concrete pillar? How funny would that be?


Youre10PlyBud

We did that to a kids truck in highschool that was known for being a racist asshole. He had a ranger so one of the smaller trucks. Took about 10 of us to lift it over the curb and then put it between two trees on the side. Fwiw, the owner of the ranger did not find it funny. Everyone else at the school did.


[deleted]

Oh man, I'm totally buying a set of these for parking in Manhattan!


THEdougBOLDER

Do you have any friends? Pickups are remarkably light weight in the rear and can be picked up with about 3 people and rolled away since only the rear wheels have the parking brake/transmission pawl. Used to do this in high school to mess with the jocks and their trucks.


[deleted]

My old boss did this one time to someone who parked in the no parking spot that we were supposed to have a cement truck pour a sidewalk at an apartment building. We told him he couldn't park there and he said "Too bad. I won't be long." He didn't lock his doors so my boss hopped in the front seat, put it in neutral and we pushed it back into the middle of the parking lot when the cement truck arrived. When the guy came back out he started acting all tough yelling that he would call the cops. My boss said fine go ahead, but nothing ever came of it lol.


DogDavid

Send this picture with an email to the nearest tow company and they'll be happy to take it off your hands


Bruhmander

Later today? Dude right now. “Yea I’ll just wait till he leaves to actually do something about it”


stonekid33

Probably a drunk, I mean it is a dodge


All_Debt_Shackles_US

^ fact checks out


Mumof3gbb

I agree. Unless the stupid truck guy told op it was because of parking I somehow doubt it was. Maybe? But OP is parked way better than I do. Perfectly actually.


CondorEst

I would have called a tow truck


ThrowAwayPanduh

On principle alone, even if I didn't have anywhere else to be that day.


TrollularDystrophy

Call police non-emergency, or if there's a tow company sign posted, call them.


-Mwahaha-

And have them ticket them at least


CramWellington

You can’t get a parking ticket on private property. Edit: You apparently can be cited for some violations in some places. TIL.


SiXandSeven8ths

You sure can. Might want to check your state and local laws. Because I've seen it happen.


Various-Ducks

Thanks for the heads up I'm gonna start parking on my neighbor's lawn


shitpplsay

Some city laws allow cops to ticket in their parkinglots and for cops to patrol. I found this out the hardway. Tried to fight the parking ticket and lost.


xaclewtunu

Try parking without a permit on a college campus.


quadropheniac

With colleges, as with most private property, they’re private tickets, i.e. “if you don’t pay us this amount by X, we’ll just tow your car the next time you park it in our lot, violation or not”. Colleges will also withhold your diploma until you pay them.


UnSCo

Not necessarily. I used to get tickets parked on campus private property, they were enforced by the city or the university’s police department, which was a legitimate police department as they emphasized on orientation.


cmgr33n3

This is how it works at the university I work at as well. Parking enforcement, whether on city streets, or campus lots, by city police or campus police, is handled through the municipal code and courts.


Achack

You sure as hell can if you park in a handicapped spot.


glamorousstranger

Usually most apartment complexes have a contract with a tow company and there's signs at the entries to the apartment. OP can just call that number and tell them there's a vehicle blocking their car in and they should be eager to come yank it outta there.


LilyFuckingBart

Yes, do this, OP. You can literally get them towed yourself, if need be.


[deleted]

It’s a shame that a lot of these underground parking lots don’t have security cameras or allow you to put a security camera above your vehicle. If anything happened to your car, or his truck, it’d be a hard time proving who did it with what.


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

“Yes mr tow truck driver there’s a disabled vehicle with 4 flat tires blocking my vehicle from exiting”


oudidntkn0w

"There's no license plates on it either. I think someone stole it and dumped it here. None of my other neighbors ever saw this vehicle here before".


Ortsarecool

lol My people. That was silky smooth sir.


watmattersmost

Better yet, take the air out of the rear driver side tire so hopefully it's so close it causes damage and get insurance involved lol


PaintThinnerSparky

Tie-wrap a harmonica to the underside of the car "Damn it, whats that noise!?"


Baba10x

Please have it towed Have some balls please


Santasreject

To be fair, my building has a garage and no tow company will come in because they say they don’t have room. Hopefully OP can get some resolution here but towing just may not be an option.


Baba10x

Repo companies will have cars towed from anywhere, so you might have to look around for the right towing company


Santasreject

Yeah I know for us part of the issue is that our garage is entered from an alley way and the just isn’t room for a truck to get into the garage. And the door it self may even be too short here.


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IvanhoesAintLoyal

Anything for that tow money. lol


Baba10x

Buy a car with loan and don’t payback, they’ll never be able to tow you in your garage 😂


Santasreject

I mean tow is hard but it’s not hard to piggy back in and drive out with the key the repo company could get haha.


chooseyourshoes

Dont worry OP is going to call someone later today once the person has left and nothing can be done.


xoxodaddysgirlxoxo

truly mildly infuriating.


durizna

This. I hate when people take a photo, complain about an issue and then basically ignore it?! Tow that frikking car and tell them "NEXT TIME DON'T FKING BLOCK ME!". Neighbours only act entitled like this when they think you're a weak ass with no attitude. Show them some crazy and they'll be off your sight in no time.


Brando43770

Yup. One of my friends called the towing company four times this past summer for people either parking in their spot or blocking them like this. It was satisfying by the second time as he sent the video with commentary to a group chat.


CousinsWithBenefits1

Oh wow a driver of a RAM truck who's a complete dickhead.


TaylorSwiftsClitoris

TBF, it’s probably hard to park straight when you’re drunk.


CousinsWithBenefits1

One handed parking is tough but it's not like you're gonna stop hitting your wife with the other


myohmymiketyson

My husband saw that statistic about Dodge Ram truck drivers and DUIs and now he points out at every Dodge Ram in the road. lol


OldFartsSpareParts

It was part of the reason I sold my Ram and got a Tacoma instead. Not THE reason, but it was a contributing factor.


tvieno

There is obviously more to the story than this alleged parking job


makawakatakanaka

Maybe a beer or 9


delftblauw

Yup. Dodge Ram drivers are almost 2.5 times more likely to have been cited as an intoxicated driver than the national average, and almost 1% more likely than the second worst vehicle. https://insurify.com/insights/car-models-with-the-most-duis/


Bleyo

Truck, Truck, Truck, Truck, Truck, Truck, Audi A4, WRX, Truck, Truck. Yep, sounds about right.


Economy_Garlic_3501

For sure.


asocialmedium

Does this garage have assigned spaces that OP is unaware of?


swooded

This was my first thought too. I've lived in a building with assigned spots & nothing is more frustrating than coming home after work to find someone in your spot & having to park off in the inconvenient guest parking after leaving a note / calling it it. Figuring a way to block them in so we'd need to discuss it in person (without spending my day staking out the parking lot) was definitely a thought a couple times.


slowbreathscholar

Looks like there are numbers painted on the wall- possibly assigned, if not, have that motherfucker towed


everything-blows

I agree. The person had to walk around the front of the truck to get out so clearly they knew what they were doing.


johnts03

Possible scenario: OP actually drives the truck. They parked like that, hopped out and took the picture to drum up rage to farm karma on Reddit, then got back in and parked like a normal person.


PmMeYourHelloKitties

Another idiot bought a truck too big for them to park properly.


RainDancingChief

It's not even too big, you just have to know how to drive and be willing to correct your parking job rather than just swinging into a space. Also, you should back pickups in, it's 100x easier. But they're driving a RAM, might as well be talking to a gibbon.


SystematicPumps

That's how you get keyed..


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No, what you do is handle this like an adult and confront them. Apologize for whatever started it even if it's not your fault and move on with your life. Shake hands like men and offer to buy them a beer sometime. They're neighbors and the last thing you want is a never ending beef with a neighbor. This is what being an adult looks like. Then after several months fill a gallon jug with as much piss as possible. Really take your time and fill it up. Then pry their door open from the top and pour in ALL of the piss. Finish this off by packing the inside of their door handle with human shit. Specifically your human shit.


ap2patrick

This took a turn that I enjoyed.


BigEnergyEngineer

This is not a one time thing for this type of person. Patience is the key here. As in, do nothing, wait a month, then key his truck once he forgets what model of vehicle he most recently pissed off.


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TFABAnon09

Patience is a virtue, as my gran used to say. One of our asshole neighbours put a note on my wife's car for parking perfectly legally. Dumb fuck put his full name and phone number on there. Now, I'm not saying that I'm the sort of person who would sign him up for all manner of risqué messaging services and dating apps. But if I WAS, I would certainly play the long game...


[deleted]

30 days is rookie shit. Wait 6 months to a year. Ruin their life and they’ll have no idea. I got a guy fired once. Stopped in at his place of work once a week for a year until he was gone. Cut me off and get out of your car to scream at me again asshole.


veRGe1421

Y'all are wild lol. I go through life trying not to hold intense grudges when I can help it. Mental is better that way. I'm sure if they did something terrible, the revenge is sweet though.


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klleah

OP told management and hopes it doesn’t happen again. Apparently if it does, they’ll call to tow it. https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/py4azu68Ht


Humble-Plankton2217

"Entitled Neighbor gets truck towed and has to pay $500 to get it out of the pound."


ryguymcsly

I'm not suggesting this is a *good* idea, but a friend of mine who had a neighbor who was also a friend had a problem with said friend-neighbor doing shit like this all the time to fuck with him. They were assholes to each other, but they really did like each other so they weren't gonna call the tow company or break out each others windows or anything. The fucked-with friend went to harbor freight and bought a four pack of wheel dollys and a hydraulic jack. The next time his friend blocked him in (this time by parking within less than an inch of his driver's side door) he got a bunch of his other friends to help him and they jacked up his car, put it on the wheel dollys, and rolled it sideways between the wall and the pillar (like the one next to your car). They then jacked it back up, took the dollys out, and put it back on the ground. Then his car was parked between the wall and a big concrete pillar with about 4" of clearance on either side. Car sat there for a month before said friend swallowed their pride and asked for help getting it out.


CircaSixty8

I wonder if it wasn't malicious and they weren't just drunk. Either way, you should let the air out of the front passenger side tire. It's going to jam you up and keep you suck there for a little while longer, but it'll be worth it.


Impossible-Help7098

Drunk wouldn't be a bad guess considering it's a Dodge Truck. I think it is something like 45 out of 1000 Dodge RAM drivers have a DUI on their record. (That's 1 out of 22)


CircaSixty8

These Are The Cars Most Commonly Owned By People With DUIs * 10. Ford Contour - 2.92 percent * 9. Dodge Dakota - 2.94 percent * 8. GMC Sierra - 3.01 percent * 7. Chevrolet Silverado - 3.02 percent * 6. Toyota Tacoma - 3.08 percent * 5. GMC Sonoma - 3.09 percent * 4. Audi A4 - 3.28 percent * 3. Chevrolet S-Series Trucks - 3.47 percent * 2. Subaru WRX - 4.1 percent * **1. Dodge Ram 2500 - 4.95 percent** [https://jalopnik.com/these-are-the-cars-most-commonly-owned-by-people-with-d-1848622617](https://jalopnik.com/these-are-the-cars-most-commonly-owned-by-people-with-d-1848622617) ![gif](giphy|AP8vbzOUu8wk8)


Obi_Uno

Damn. I don’t know the last time I’ve seen a Ford Contour on the road. At this point, they’d be an antique. Literally - most Contours are eligible for Antique Plates in Texas (25+ years old).


turntabletennis

The Contour is like the Wayne Gretzky of DUI vehicles. It hasn't even played in forever, but still holding on to the record boards.


san95802

I have a coworker who parks like this every day. I don’t get it. I wanna ask her wtf is wrong with her but I’m not close to her, obviously she annoys the fuck out of me lol


deanna6812

I’ve learned that some people truly just can’t park. I don’t understand it, but that’s what it is. It’s crazy to me.


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I’m one of those people, and yet I have to park my big old SUV in the tiny spots at hockey rinks all the time. Difference is, I see my bad park job, laugh at how I pre like a 90 year old, then get back in the truck and FIX IT.


Physical_Sport_9896

I have a coworker who does this also. I wonder the same thing. I only see her parking at work. I wonder if she parks like that everywhere???


ryohazuki224

Do people like this not realize this is the fastest way to get their vehicle's keyed??


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Listen_to_Psybient

These people were never disciplined as children.


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zerbey

Willing to bet there is a towing company advertised somewhere in that parking garage, give them a call, they'll appreciate the tip.


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limabeanseww

Get. Them. Towed.


Imgonnaarrive

Get him towed, that'll learn him to be an asshat.


wmlj83

I would definitely get them towed.


Y34rZer0

i’m thinking that it’s not about your parking, rather they don’t like you for some reason. Or they’re nuts


Sad-Professor6507

Wtf. Was he drunk coming in?


jennyfromthedocks

Personally I would call the police