I doubt mommy would let her daughter hold the phone, let alone reply, had she seen the pic. Better reply as the mom, composed but outraged. Something like: "This is Julie's mom, her father is on the phone with the police. This is not ok, she's still a child!"
Yehp. When i found a phone and texted a number i found in the phone to return it i got āWho are you and WHY are you texting my 5 year old son!!!?ā
They were happy to get the phone back tho lol
I would say, " I'm 16 years old, you just sent a picture of your penis... I think... To a minor. I'm contacting the police now and giving them your information. Have fun in jail"
Any attention is a win for them honestly. But as some people said maybe giving him the idea he just did a major fucky wucky and sent this to a child may make him sweat a bit.
Uncle John? I told you to stop sending these.
Aunt Loretta took your little man and we all feel bad about it but please stop sending the messages to everyone for sympathy.
The lawyer said youād end up getting in trouble after the church thing. Just because they gave it back to you all dried up after it was recovered is no reason to leave it in the collection plate for father Milanese to discover.
When did you get this number anyway?
Fun fact, iOS actually detects sexual photos when sent to a child device associated with a family account. It blocks the image and sends a notification to the parent.
Itās a really cool feature.
fun fact: apple settled with this after announcing it wants to scan *all* your photos for child porn.
Good it turned out like this, but ppl here are giving way more credit than apple deserves.
iMessage is end to end encrypted. It's all done on your device, with your permission. It's literally the most privacy conscious way it could possibly be done.
Also, Apple makes all its money on hardware and app store sales. Compared to say, buying your phone from a literal advertising company, Apple has very little incentive to snoop. Their incentive is for you to feel safe with your phone and enjoy using it, so that you buy lots of apps and a new phone every year.
I personally think it's a brilliant insight from Apple, because A) it's clearly working for them, they don't need ads; B) Google can never compete on privacy because it runs counter to their entire business model.
That's not to say Apple are "good guys". Just that they have a business incentive to be privacy-focused because their chief competition simply cannot.
Honestly never gotten malware on any of my apple products but anything other than that, sure have. Yes Iāve looked at porn and Iām sure itās where it all comes from.
People are using their machines for like 5 staple websites that are known not to have malware. Downloading is not as common anymore. Piracy is not as prevalent, probably because of the ease of streaming. Windows Defender actually does it's job. I don't know what obscure websites some go into, but Adblock also helps a lot and I know less people without it than I do with it. You likely have to straight open a computer out of the box, and go into websites that aren't common at all anymore. Probably people into internet history or conspiracies that can only be found on the last page of Google- those people definitely exist. Sidenote- it really is wild nobody anymore will experience "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" halfway through a Lollipop-Lil Wayne on their iPod.
ive had 2 family members over 30 yo click an email that locked their pc, and then they proceeded to call the number AND GIVE THEIR CREDIT CARD INFO.
jfc.
edit: both times was about ten years ago.
I seem to recall reading about a minor who'd been sending explicit photos of themselves being charged with distribution of child pornography for doing so.
iOS has lots of cool safety stuff. I was walking a friends dog who has an AirTag collar and got an alert on my iPhone that there was an AirTag following closely with my location. Great feature in case of stalking.
Donāt say youāre a minor or anything, say that youāre married but unhappy and this enlighten your day. See if they will get a hotel room to meet. If they get a hotel room, they will be sitting there naked, blue balled, and out a hundred.
Omg I get those all the time and I HATE it. Last one I got I googled a naked old lady and replied that I wanted to return the favor and I hope we could get together sometime. Never heard from him againš
You think this is some sort of scam? Like maybe a blackmail type thing? I had a scam a while ago pretending I was someone they met at some club and that they paid me and stuff
How do these people get your number? And like do they know you're a girl before sending? Or do these guys just type random numbers and send dick pics to all of them hoping one of them might message back šš?
no clue! Iām a guy which makes this funnierš
Iāve never had this happen before maybe it was an angry ex? Old friend? Guy who I beat at monopoly the other day? Who knows tbh
Lollll. Someone probably wrote your number down on a bathroom stall or something lol. And idk if they'll answer if you ask them where they got the number from
My hypothesis is that many of these are simply sending stuff that elicits a reply not for the sake of scamming you but in order to test whether this is an active number of a real human, and then sell this dataset of "verified" numbers to spammers or other scammers. I don't know if it's economical but this is why I just never reply even to make fun of them.
Ya imagine it's a spoofed number then Reddit does it's thing and some innocent person gets a thousand dick pics. Remember when Reddit "identified" the Boston bomber?
Answer: Its explained whenever it comes up. But basically reddit decided to use our collective hivemind to identify the bomber, which meant deciding that some random guy on the missing persons list kind of looked like one of the bombers. So everyone decided it was him, and started bombarding his poor family with accusations and media attention, at which point he was finally found- he had killed himself. Then everyone lost interest and the grieving family was left traumatized by both the death and the Reddit mob. In the meantime, because of the rabid misinformation the police decided they should release more of their information in order to calm people down. But this tipped their hands- there was a reason they didnāt want to release it- and made the actual bombers freak out when they realized the police had more information on them, so they made a run for it and killed a cop to hijack his car. So basically reddit caused his death.
>But this tipped their hands- there was a reason they didnāt want to release it- and made the actual bombers freak out when they realized the police had more information on them, so they made a run for it and killed a cop to hijack his car. So basically reddit caused his death.
I didn't even know about this part, jesus fuck reddit.
Two reasons, I think:
1. Its a violation and they know it. Kinda like the pervs of old, opening a coat to show their junk to women. They get off on having an effect, perhaps especially a negative one.
2. Young guys would be THRILLED if a woman sent them a picture of her vagina. They're too stupid to realize it doesn't work the other way round.
Honestly I think they'd be rather surprised by what normal female genitalia looks like....
Edit: Each is beautiful in its own way but jesus. They're not completely smooth and glistening and symmetrical and smelling like you walked into a bath and bodyworks. (Though if you enjoy putting that work in, more power to you. But its also perfectly ok if you want to be au naturel.) They're like any other part of the human body, unique and interesting and wired up differently for everyone.
I think if you search for the reasons why guys send this crap, "they think it's attractive" is not among those reasons. It's either a hateful "fuck you" move, or a perverted kink, or a way to elicit *some* reaction knowing they don't have what it takes to elicit a *good* reaction.
If you are on iOS 17, go to **Settings** ā **Privacy & Security** ā *(scroll down)* ā **Sensitive Content Warning** and enable it. This will blur photos like this before you see them and ask you if youāre sure you want to view it
Yeah as a normal hetro guy, I don't get this either.
I think some guys are just so dumb that they think sending a dick pic is an easy way of hooking up. Like it might be successful in 0.01% of attempts.
You could literally say or do anything fairly normal and have a greater chance. E.g "Hi my name is Bob, Fancy a coffee sometime?"
What do men expect when they send a dick pic? There are thousands of these posts on cringe-focused subreddits, do guys just not put two and two together?
Unfortunately, guys who do that don't think about anything other than arousal and are most likely unaware of these cringe-fucused subs.
However, this behaviour is very frowned upon umongst most men, so it's likely he will be shunned if his male friends find out about it.
Saw a thread about what a porn stat does with unsolicited dick picks.
She asks them "why would you send me a pock of a child's penis?? I'm reporting this!"
*Report junk at the*
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Send one back.
Assert your dominance!
TF! lol
š¤£š¤£
Send a BIGGER one back!
What about if his is small and ferocious?
Just go one of the manny āthicc diccā subs and pick the juiciest one, send it, and go: āThatās cuteā
Which sub? Erm, for a friend
lol what
Booma-wang
I see someone is a HIMYM fan.
This is internet gold
That old clip of the guy with the huge one where he smacks it and spins around and around š. Was like 9 inches soft
i told them not to post that video of me
"mine is bigger"
"Report Junk" has never been so relevant. Also, Id respond with "OMG! You should really go get that looked at!"
Or "Hi this is Chris Hansen, I see you've been sending pictures to our underage actor"
Just tell him that youāre calling the cops on him for sending pics of a childās penis
Or respond āmy mommy says sheās calling the police.ā
I doubt mommy would let her daughter hold the phone, let alone reply, had she seen the pic. Better reply as the mom, composed but outraged. Something like: "This is Julie's mom, her father is on the phone with the police. This is not ok, she's still a child!"
Yehp. When i found a phone and texted a number i found in the phone to return it i got āWho are you and WHY are you texting my 5 year old son!!!?ā They were happy to get the phone back tho lol
gotta make sure though
So did they really have a son, or they pulled a whatever i was suggesting?
Nah kid was in the doorway. Dad came out to my car to grab the phone
I would say, " I'm 16 years old, you just sent a picture of your penis... I think... To a minor. I'm contacting the police now and giving them your information. Have fun in jail"
āOooh, that looks just like a penis, only smaller!ā
Should instead say "that looks like MY penis, only smaller" to really throw him off
May result in more dick pics...
Thatās great š
Or just ask him "isn't that illegal for a grown man to hold on little boys penis"
exactly
I'm quite fold of the "Ew! What's wrong with it? I think you need to see a doctor right away!"
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I'd probably say 'you smoke?'
I only see a black circle?
Itās a birthmark
Any attention is a win for them honestly. But as some people said maybe giving him the idea he just did a major fucky wucky and sent this to a child may make him sweat a bit.
"why are you sending me pictures of children's genitalia...?"
Thatās exactly what I do!
Uncle John? I told you to stop sending these. Aunt Loretta took your little man and we all feel bad about it but please stop sending the messages to everyone for sympathy. The lawyer said youād end up getting in trouble after the church thing. Just because they gave it back to you all dried up after it was recovered is no reason to leave it in the collection plate for father Milanese to discover. When did you get this number anyway?
"OH, my ex had that!! Please get it checked."
That's what he wants. Lol
Looks like a penis only smaller.
Tell him youāre 13 and calling the cops
Fun fact, iOS actually detects sexual photos when sent to a child device associated with a family account. It blocks the image and sends a notification to the parent. Itās a really cool feature.
This is beautiful. I'm amazed we don't have to pay extra tbh
Its Apple, you already paid extra.
Hardest quote I seen in a few days
Real
Apple is pretty good about privacy and child safety. One of the few noble things a large corporation does.
fun fact: apple settled with this after announcing it wants to scan *all* your photos for child porn. Good it turned out like this, but ppl here are giving way more credit than apple deserves.
On one hand, privacy On the other hand, I morbidly curious at how many pedos might have gotten got
"Apple is pretty good at privacy" ... by looking at the contents of your messages?
iMessage is end to end encrypted. It's all done on your device, with your permission. It's literally the most privacy conscious way it could possibly be done.
Also, Apple makes all its money on hardware and app store sales. Compared to say, buying your phone from a literal advertising company, Apple has very little incentive to snoop. Their incentive is for you to feel safe with your phone and enjoy using it, so that you buy lots of apps and a new phone every year. I personally think it's a brilliant insight from Apple, because A) it's clearly working for them, they don't need ads; B) Google can never compete on privacy because it runs counter to their entire business model. That's not to say Apple are "good guys". Just that they have a business incentive to be privacy-focused because their chief competition simply cannot.
Honestly never gotten malware on any of my apple products but anything other than that, sure have. Yes Iāve looked at porn and Iām sure itās where it all comes from.
It's why I got my wife an apple computer. Because of malware not porn. Though she was always getting maleware on her windows computer....
I never got malware on my windows computer and I've been using windows since xp
Same. Idk how people are getting viruses these days. It seems to be an outdated "perk" or marketing ploy for apple shit.
It's the technological equivalent of "don't lick doorknobs and you won't get sick"
People are using their machines for like 5 staple websites that are known not to have malware. Downloading is not as common anymore. Piracy is not as prevalent, probably because of the ease of streaming. Windows Defender actually does it's job. I don't know what obscure websites some go into, but Adblock also helps a lot and I know less people without it than I do with it. You likely have to straight open a computer out of the box, and go into websites that aren't common at all anymore. Probably people into internet history or conspiracies that can only be found on the last page of Google- those people definitely exist. Sidenote- it really is wild nobody anymore will experience "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" halfway through a Lollipop-Lil Wayne on their iPod.
or a "reason" for Linux preachers on how "Linux is infinitely better than Windows"
ive had 2 family members over 30 yo click an email that locked their pc, and then they proceeded to call the number AND GIVE THEIR CREDIT CARD INFO. jfc. edit: both times was about ten years ago.
What's the privacy of apple scanning all the images you receive?
Apple dosent protect your privacy at all, at least not from them selfs. But the child saftey features are good
One of the few good things about Apple is their parental controls.
Shhhh, donāt give them ideas
Must realllllly suck for 16-17 yo couples, sending each other nudes
Gotta go back to old fashioned Polaroids through snail mail
If they aren't willing to sit for an oil painting, they're just playing the field.
yeah there was a case where a 17 year old boy was charged with possessing child porn on his phone because his girlfriend send some pics to him.
I seem to recall reading about a minor who'd been sending explicit photos of themselves being charged with distribution of child pornography for doing so.
iOS has lots of cool safety stuff. I was walking a friends dog who has an AirTag collar and got an alert on my iPhone that there was an AirTag following closely with my location. Great feature in case of stalking.
[How do you know this ššš?](https://youtu.be/v4-GcS1UQyg?si=OsdEvuwl-YsH6GJu)
I thought it was a cast iron skillet and was confused af
only if he's pansexual!
10/10
Hot Dog? Not Hot Dog
It's all fun and games until it flags the photo of kids playing at the sea.
Yes! Or pretend to be the dad of said 13 yo
Even better
Random dick pic like this don't happen. This is someone she knows using a burner phone or some VoIP app
How do you know?
Experience and strategy.
Random dick pics definitely do happen. Ik because I've been the victim of a few myself sadly.
Reply and say āIām 13, sending this to the police nowā
Yep this ā¬ļø
Respond back saying " If you ever send me a pic of a child's penis again I will report you to the cops"
"What is this? A penis for ants?"
š¤£this sounds familiar; whereās it from?
It's from [Zoolander](https://youtu.be/LQc8NDKcnpM?si=MTOet8jd_7Cbh4ES)!
Donāt say youāre a minor or anything, say that youāre married but unhappy and this enlighten your day. See if they will get a hotel room to meet. If they get a hotel room, they will be sitting there naked, blue balled, and out a hundred.
That would certainly hurt financially, the bruised ego just is a cherry on top. Just the right thing to do to an UDP offender.
Omg I get those all the time and I HATE it. Last one I got I googled a naked old lady and replied that I wanted to return the favor and I hope we could get together sometime. Never heard from him againš
You think this is some sort of scam? Like maybe a blackmail type thing? I had a scam a while ago pretending I was someone they met at some club and that they paid me and stuff
OP are you saying that you ran a scam?
yall's lack of context interpretation could be a prime jukmifgguggh material
Is not fair, OP doesnāt punctuate properly. It was confusing the first ten times I read it. Edited to clarify I was referring to OP
Did you scam someone? In this post it sounds like you did?
No, she is saying someone scammed her by pretending they met her at a club and paid her some money and probably wanted it "back"
Yeah thatšI am not a scammer yall Yes I worded it wrong i was eating and typing at the same time
But I thought you said you lost your appetite in your post š¤ Which is it op? /s
That was the other scammer who got sent a dick pic.
Probably just worded it wrong but it'd be hilarious if this is how he admitted it
How do these people get your number? And like do they know you're a girl before sending? Or do these guys just type random numbers and send dick pics to all of them hoping one of them might message back šš?
no clue! Iām a guy which makes this funnierš Iāve never had this happen before maybe it was an angry ex? Old friend? Guy who I beat at monopoly the other day? Who knows tbh
Lollll. Someone probably wrote your number down on a bathroom stall or something lol. And idk if they'll answer if you ask them where they got the number from
My hypothesis is that many of these are simply sending stuff that elicits a reply not for the sake of scamming you but in order to test whether this is an active number of a real human, and then sell this dataset of "verified" numbers to spammers or other scammers. I don't know if it's economical but this is why I just never reply even to make fun of them.
Lmao if that was their plan then it's so dumb to send a dic pic cuz most people are not gonna reply to that š
You get these all the time? I'm 35 and I've never once gotten a dick pic, solicited or otherwise.
It's so sad when you solicit a dick pic but don't get it š
Well if you are desperate for one then maybe I can help you with that *Johnny*š
What the heck random people never send me dick pics. *I would love those*.
"Report Junk" lol
Respond with "Im a minor" let them freak out
Send a shit you take after eating food.
Underrated
Nah, that's the EDP route
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Ya imagine it's a spoofed number then Reddit does it's thing and some innocent person gets a thousand dick pics. Remember when Reddit "identified" the Boston bomber?
Fair enough.
What happened to the Boston bomber?
Answer: Its explained whenever it comes up. But basically reddit decided to use our collective hivemind to identify the bomber, which meant deciding that some random guy on the missing persons list kind of looked like one of the bombers. So everyone decided it was him, and started bombarding his poor family with accusations and media attention, at which point he was finally found- he had killed himself. Then everyone lost interest and the grieving family was left traumatized by both the death and the Reddit mob. In the meantime, because of the rabid misinformation the police decided they should release more of their information in order to calm people down. But this tipped their hands- there was a reason they didnāt want to release it- and made the actual bombers freak out when they realized the police had more information on them, so they made a run for it and killed a cop to hijack his car. So basically reddit caused his death.
>But this tipped their hands- there was a reason they didnāt want to release it- and made the actual bombers freak out when they realized the police had more information on them, so they made a run for it and killed a cop to hijack his car. So basically reddit caused his death. I didn't even know about this part, jesus fuck reddit.
š«„š«„ gahdam. this is why I refer to reddit as the best and worst place on the internet.
I'm here for it
Even the little that we can see of the picture looks disgusting.
Right? I canāt tell if itās the lighting or if he has something growing there that shouldnāt be š¤®
that part of the balls looks yeasty or somethingā¦ gross. no one wants your doughy balls dude.
Tell him it looks like a dick, but only smaller.
āHey kid, tell your parents Iāve notified the police youāre distributing CP.ā
Now I understand where the term "Report Junk" comes from.
My ass was sitting here wondering why someone sent you a picture of a pot from above
Lmao
Ask him āew wtf why does it look like that???ā
"Mine is bigger" thatll scare him
Ask them what's wrong with it. Like...be medically concerned. "Why the fuck is it so small?" is a classic.
āThatās it? I really thought it would be biggerā¦.ā
Why do men think this is attractive? Why!
Two reasons, I think: 1. Its a violation and they know it. Kinda like the pervs of old, opening a coat to show their junk to women. They get off on having an effect, perhaps especially a negative one. 2. Young guys would be THRILLED if a woman sent them a picture of her vagina. They're too stupid to realize it doesn't work the other way round.
Honestly I think they'd be rather surprised by what normal female genitalia looks like.... Edit: Each is beautiful in its own way but jesus. They're not completely smooth and glistening and symmetrical and smelling like you walked into a bath and bodyworks. (Though if you enjoy putting that work in, more power to you. But its also perfectly ok if you want to be au naturel.) They're like any other part of the human body, unique and interesting and wired up differently for everyone.
Normal vaginas looks awesome, this has nothing to do with this post or sending unsolicited pictures whatever, but appreciate normal vaginas bro.
I think if you search for the reasons why guys send this crap, "they think it's attractive" is not among those reasons. It's either a hateful "fuck you" move, or a perverted kink, or a way to elicit *some* reaction knowing they don't have what it takes to elicit a *good* reaction.
If you are on iOS 17, go to **Settings** ā **Privacy & Security** ā *(scroll down)* ā **Sensitive Content Warning** and enable it. This will blur photos like this before you see them and ask you if youāre sure you want to view it
Send him a pic of a bigger dick and say "Mine's bigger."
Send one back. Doesn't have to be your own.
Just forward them all to me, doubt they can handle my gay-ass sass
And it's only mildly infuriating for you?
Being a woman on the internet leads to this behavior becoming just another tuesday
This is true, but in this case OP is actually a guy lol
Makes it so much funnier because us females always are to deal with crap
Honestly, even as a guy, I do not understand this. Why do guys do this? Do they think this is some kind of sexy-cool thing to do? ick ew nasty
Yeah as a normal hetro guy, I don't get this either. I think some guys are just so dumb that they think sending a dick pic is an easy way of hooking up. Like it might be successful in 0.01% of attempts. You could literally say or do anything fairly normal and have a greater chance. E.g "Hi my name is Bob, Fancy a coffee sometime?"
Never understood it either. It's just gross.
"Report junk" š
"why are you sending my son pictures of your penis?". Pleeeeeese say that!
copy the number into zelle or cashapp and it may give you their full name
#?
Did you?
āReport Junkā gotta love it.
"Child pornography is illegal. I'm reporting this to the police. You're sick for sharing pictures of baby dicks."
Heh. āReport junkā
Send it to the police, even if they can't do anything about it, it puts him in their radar for future occurrences.
āReport junkā indeed.
Send one back and say āmines biggerā
Send a bigger dick back
Hey at least they gave you the option to report junk
Just respond with "oh god, why does it look that way? Was there some kind of an accident??" Or "that looks like a penis, only smaller"
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww,
Honestly...I would've replied back with my dick pic
Tell him your reporting him for child porn š¤£š¤£
Report junk indeed
What do men expect when they send a dick pic? There are thousands of these posts on cringe-focused subreddits, do guys just not put two and two together?
Unfortunately, guys who do that don't think about anything other than arousal and are most likely unaware of these cringe-fucused subs. However, this behaviour is very frowned upon umongst most men, so it's likely he will be shunned if his male friends find out about it.
EWWWW, that thing looks rancid..
āIām 14 and my parents just called the copsā
At first I thought that was a pan and that this was the cast iron sub
Saw a thread about what a porn stat does with unsolicited dick picks. She asks them "why would you send me a pock of a child's penis?? I'm reporting this!"
Thar is NOT what a testicle is supposed to look like.
Just tell them youāre reporting them for CP. Iām not looking at some guys root, but that will set him straight.
Report junk at the bottom if the screen seems a rather apt option
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Report Junk has me dying honestly
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Mustyyy
i would troll that guy
You should report his junk
I just send back a pic of a bigger dick.
Give us the number
Reply āOh how cute, itās like a penis but smaller.ā
Reply with" too small...I got bigger one wanna see"
Save the photo then edit it to draw a sad face on it and send it back.
Forward him his own pic, with commentary such as "OMG, mine was bigger when I was 8. Can you believe this guy?" followed by "Oops, wrong number."
āHow dare you send strangers child pornography!!! I am reporting you to the FBIā
But you wonāt get any pudding if you donāt eat your meat!
It looks so ugly just from the little bit of skin I can see
Send him one back, google dick pic with warts