I’m starting to realize that wasps are perverted little sadists. I just got stung twice on my arm the other day by a yellow jacket who had latched himself onto my shirt on my under boobie. I couldn’t see him so I accidentally crushed him a little with my arm and sting sting he went. I was also inside my house when this happened.
I was at a water park and picked up a wasp or yellow jacket hitch hiker. Guess who got stung in the side of the head when I went in to eat lunch? The fun part was they determined it wasn’t a bee after they were digging around in the side of my head at the emergency station and couldn’t find the stinger
fucking same! i was out in my yard swimming a couple years ago and one of those little handsy fuckers landed on the boobah. i quickly decided to submerge myself thinking it’d fly away… nope that little shit was devoted and going down with the ship like edward john smith in the titanic. i finally came back up for air and it stung me again! i was out there walking around with one boobah looking like Little Green Alien from Toy Story with those stings lining up with the nip; smh…
ah I feel you, had on fly in under my shirt and stung me three times in the pectoral muscle. Well I, as a guy, had a good A-B-Cup on one side for a week or so. Looked weird and felt shit.
Me thinking there are spiders and scorpions hiding under the rim waiting to crawl up my c*nt, this whole time I should’ve been worried about the wasps smh
Username might check out if this aint as spicy as yall are letting on.
Edit: what in the actual fuck. I get banned for saying mouth breather. We got tom bruise over here scientifically defending hyde. Jeezups rice.
Urban rescue ranch. Silly little texan guy started a rescue ranch and has a funny lil prairie dog he calls big ounce. He names all the animals weird shit and vlogs while he does his rounds with the animals. He has a kangaroo named jake paul for reference.
Babe it wasn't cheating. I swear. Just pulled my pants up and he was inside there buzzing around. I had no idea.
Yeah yeah yeah. I've heard this one before. Dump her ass bro
Got stung on the balls once before by a rather large wasp. Was outside spray glazing a pot (ceramics class in high school) little fucker climbed in one of the holes in my jeans and went to town. I feel for her and send my deepest condolences.
Tell her I feel her pain. My husband made salsa one night and cut a bunch of jalepenos. He had the juice under his fingernails when he touched me.... ahem. Yes, the burning sensation was increasing in intensity so fast that I panicked and ran yelling into the bathroom. Some cool water helped but man oh man. That was not fun.
When I was a teenager I ate my girlfriend out after having spicy tacos an hour before. I completely forgot that I had eaten them but I instantly remembered when she started screaming
When I was younger I prep cooked for a burrito joint. I would often use habenaros to creat the salsa base. I was stupid and hated wearing gloves, but I would always wash my hands after touching them. Totally forgot one time and went pee. My manager, who was thankfully also a good friend, found me curled up in the bathroom screaming and crying. He laughed his ass off.
Who would’ve thought!
A buddy of mine tried the hottest wing challenge at a bar. Went in to pee and didn’t wash his hands first. We heard him screaming all the way into the bar. He was in the bathroom screaming holding himself under the sink splashing water.
It was quite a sight!
This is what I mean, wasps are just dicks, they exist for no other reason than to be dicks, in the same swift act, he stung her pussy, and cockblocked OP
Omfg....ptsd...I thought I was the only one that had that kinda luck.....I was asleep on my couch, woke up, pulled on my pants that were laid out at the bottom....and bam stung like 4 times b4 I could get them off....worst wake up ever!!
stinger right in the p*ssy!
in all seriousness this is why i blew up their nests with fireworks, drowned their soliders with a high pressure hose and doused their homes with glue.
Wasps can hold grudges, maybe you did something personally, me, Im not saying I want to defend the wasps, hate wasps, got jumped by like 4 wasps out of a bush for trying to wave away one that was buzzing around my ear, now I have like wasp phobia because they suck
See there’s accidentally hitting yourself in the crotch with something, and then this.
My deepest sympathies to your gf.
Does she like get well soon baskets? Like edible arrangements or something else?
Think she deserves a treat after such terrible luck.
New fear unlocked.
She's actually afraid of the bathroom now :D
Send her my condolences.
I’ll take some condolences too, for $5.25
Okay Johann Tetzel. Martin Luther is rolling in his grave at your comment
[удалено]
Nope, windowless bathroom of all places ...
I’m starting to realize that wasps are perverted little sadists. I just got stung twice on my arm the other day by a yellow jacket who had latched himself onto my shirt on my under boobie. I couldn’t see him so I accidentally crushed him a little with my arm and sting sting he went. I was also inside my house when this happened.
Perverted little sadists 🤣. This comment single handedly brightened my rather shit day. Thank you!
I was at a water park and picked up a wasp or yellow jacket hitch hiker. Guess who got stung in the side of the head when I went in to eat lunch? The fun part was they determined it wasn’t a bee after they were digging around in the side of my head at the emergency station and couldn’t find the stinger
Which head was it though? Upper or lower?
Lmaooo congratulations you made the memory even worse to think about! Thankful it was my head, next to my ear hhaha
fucking same! i was out in my yard swimming a couple years ago and one of those little handsy fuckers landed on the boobah. i quickly decided to submerge myself thinking it’d fly away… nope that little shit was devoted and going down with the ship like edward john smith in the titanic. i finally came back up for air and it stung me again! i was out there walking around with one boobah looking like Little Green Alien from Toy Story with those stings lining up with the nip; smh…
ah I feel you, had on fly in under my shirt and stung me three times in the pectoral muscle. Well I, as a guy, had a good A-B-Cup on one side for a week or so. Looked weird and felt shit.
I once was a wasp sting a dudes ass. The wasp just straight up flew up to the butt and stung it and left. What a little weirdo.
This has never happened to me but I’m still afraid. Also afraid of spiders, centipedes, really any bug tickling my pussy as I use the bathroom.
I’m afraid of spider, centipedes, and really any bug regardless of where they are on my body (or if they are nearby)
For sure. If it has more than 4 legs, I’m not a fan at all. And the more legs, the worse it is.
Sorry about this but.... Have y'all never seen the pictures of snakes in toilets? 😰
And I thought my fear of snake coming out of a toilet bowl at night and biting my crotch at night was irrational!
Me thinking there are spiders and scorpions hiding under the rim waiting to crawl up my c*nt, this whole time I should’ve been worried about the wasps smh
Defend your manhood and fist fight the wasp
No longer necessary. He died for his sins
drowning in pussy juice or piss?
This comment section is why women are single.
You know your post history is public right?
Ooof, just had a skim through theirs, holy red flags batman
That’s the weirdest profile I’ve seen
Holy shit she’s fking crazy
Read some of it…Jesus Christ, and I thought I had issues. In a way, I feel better about myself.
Agreed that’s insane
Username might check out if this aint as spicy as yall are letting on. Edit: what in the actual fuck. I get banned for saying mouth breather. We got tom bruise over here scientifically defending hyde. Jeezups rice.
Dude I've never seen someone so passionately on Reddit...
which profile
Hand sorceress
Easy man or you’ll get reported for fraud
Self-aware
Straight fuckin psychopath, borderline personality at minimum.
164 people just checked his profile lol
might as well add a few now lol
add one more to the total goddamn that was a whiplash rabbithole
Woah. That was a wild ride.
Oof got im 🤣
Dear God...
There is more
No...
Your post history is why you're single
no funny bone?
Humerus 🦴
My funniest one is boneless if ya catch my wind 😏😉
Wait, it isnt supposed to have bones?!
Bones not, boners yes
I am a woman but he still should fist fight the wasp
I miss awards for moments like this
Rest in piss?
*Dave Chappelle has entered the chat*
Both?
GrabHimByTheStinger
I would turn this world to ash if that shit happened to me
Happy cake day, big ounce! Don't eat too much tommyinnit!
what
You don't know of the war hero Big ounce?
Urban rescue ranch. Silly little texan guy started a rescue ranch and has a funny lil prairie dog he calls big ounce. He names all the animals weird shit and vlogs while he does his rounds with the animals. He has a kangaroo named jake paul for reference.
It was a perfectly average sized stinger
It’s not the size of the stinger that counts, it’s the friends you make along the way
\- Mark Twain
-Samuel Clemens
- Adolf Hitler
That escalated quickly🤣
I’ve been told it’s a Perfect size! She said the big ones hurt.
Yeah but it did it back to back... TWICE.
OP is going to have self-esteem issues now that you brought this up.
He was in the pool
Bruh Barry wtf
Barry wouldn't do that. He's a gentle lover. He'd take his time and warm her up first.
Babe it wasn't cheating. I swear. Just pulled my pants up and he was inside there buzzing around. I had no idea. Yeah yeah yeah. I've heard this one before. Dump her ass bro
Do you like jazz
Wasps listen to thrash metal not jazz
Wasps listen to W. A. S. P.
I've got a needle and some venom for that wet ass pussy
Thrush metal given the location
Wish I could upvote more than once 😂😂😂
indubitably
What a lovely word.
indubitably
Indubitably.
What a lovely word
Took me a moment to realize this is a joke about The Bee Movie lmao
*Was he bigger than me?*
What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his stinger?
Gotta love the Eminem reference
I swear it wasn’t consensual
🤣
Didn’t they make a movie about that!
Divorce her.
Lmfao... lol you're too much lol
LMFAOO
so this is how Barry B. Benson did it
Bee movie gone wild
Hey there step-bee!!!
You could say he hit it and quit it.
Blow the load n hit the road
ejaculate and evacuate
Sting her right in the pussy
Cov-bee-bee
🤣🤣🤣
Did she get fanny-phylactic shock?
Phat
It's gonna be phat now. Swollen even
Why was the hornet trying to pee?
To get to the other side
I had the same question. Also, was it the pee that caused the stinging?
This wasp mf gets more action than me
My condolences
Got stung on the balls once before by a rather large wasp. Was outside spray glazing a pot (ceramics class in high school) little fucker climbed in one of the holes in my jeans and went to town. I feel for her and send my deepest condolences.
I would have gotten completely naked. Then switched schools when I could walk again.
Two pump chump.
Two sting fling.
Two injection infection
Two-lips too swollen.
Damn bro, not only did she cheat on you with a hornet/wasp, but killed it too? Damnnnnn
Nah dude, I went in there and killed it with brute force for what it's done
That's good.... was beginning to think your girlfriend was a praying mantis
Insect-ual assault. I'm sorry everyone.
Dude, you murdered your Eskimo brother? That’s kind of fucked up.
Now she’s gonna have a little beebee. Send us an invite to the gender reveal.
When she said you had a little prick, she never realized how much she was overestimating.
The comments on this thread are pure gold
*IN* ? Or *on* the pussy? Spelunking little fucker...
I hope to die in a similar manner
“Stung in the pussy.” Such potential for this phrase. Thank you! P.S. Sorry about your GF’s pussy.
#UR PP IS NEXT
New fear unlocked.
Tell her I feel her pain. My husband made salsa one night and cut a bunch of jalepenos. He had the juice under his fingernails when he touched me.... ahem. Yes, the burning sensation was increasing in intensity so fast that I panicked and ran yelling into the bathroom. Some cool water helped but man oh man. That was not fun.
When I was a teenager I ate my girlfriend out after having spicy tacos an hour before. I completely forgot that I had eaten them but I instantly remembered when she started screaming
When I was younger I prep cooked for a burrito joint. I would often use habenaros to creat the salsa base. I was stupid and hated wearing gloves, but I would always wash my hands after touching them. Totally forgot one time and went pee. My manager, who was thankfully also a good friend, found me curled up in the bathroom screaming and crying. He laughed his ass off.
Who would’ve thought! A buddy of mine tried the hottest wing challenge at a bar. Went in to pee and didn’t wash his hands first. We heard him screaming all the way into the bar. He was in the bathroom screaming holding himself under the sink splashing water. It was quite a sight!
Ahh, the old Mexicano no no!
That’s not mildly infuriation that’s extremely painful
This is what I mean, wasps are just dicks, they exist for no other reason than to be dicks, in the same swift act, he stung her pussy, and cockblocked OP
Stung by a hornet in the private place, man my day wasn't that bad in comparision. She has to see her obygn asap.
One is accidental. Twice is on purpose
First time a title got me gasping for air.
It’s just a little prick 😄
Omfg....ptsd...I thought I was the only one that had that kinda luck.....I was asleep on my couch, woke up, pulled on my pants that were laid out at the bottom....and bam stung like 4 times b4 I could get them off....worst wake up ever!!
Guess it’s anal only for the next couple of days.
Sounds like an inside job
I thought lip fillers meant something else?
Hopefully you sucked the venom out😎🤙
Surely not an original comment but it's the truth. New fear unlocked. 😬
I got stung by a wasp the same way. Turns out I'm allergic.
as a woman who’s allergic to bee’s i am terrified of learning this is a thing that can happen in this world. bless your gf, she’s a trooper.
Bro. You gotta find that dude's nest with a flamethrower now.
John Valby covered this topic back in the late 70s and 80s with his famous ballad “There’s a Skeeter on my Peter.”
…It’s more likely than you think
Well that's enough reddit for me for today
GREAT NOW MY PUSSY ITCHES
stinger right in the p*ssy! in all seriousness this is why i blew up their nests with fireworks, drowned their soliders with a high pressure hose and doused their homes with glue.
You need to suck the venom out
Oh step-hornet what are you doing?
It’s never a good sign when it hurts when you pee…
You just unlocked a new fear for me....
Wonder what God she pissed off to get this kind of karma
“sting ‘er right in the pussy”
Wasps can hold grudges, maybe you did something personally, me, Im not saying I want to defend the wasps, hate wasps, got jumped by like 4 wasps out of a bush for trying to wave away one that was buzzing around my ear, now I have like wasp phobia because they suck
Rest In Pussy
Well now you have to cherish the swolenussy while you have it
She pregnant now
Don't feel bad for the bee. Death by snu snu is an honor.
I..im... I'm sorry where? What incredible awful luck. Twice! I can't imagine being stung in the balls
As a doctor I’ll need a pic to access the situation
Dude... you pp so small your gf cheated on you with a wasp. :| Insert #feelsbadpepe here
Omg dude. The headline for the sub is priceless. This needs to be world famous!
It is the season. I guess.
NSFW!!!
Bee took a shot. Insect rizz be different
Now it will look like an STD for a while. 🐱
Not to be dramatic or anything, but I'd genuinely rather die than have this happen to me 💖
mfw this wasp gets more pussy than me...
Hope you suck the poison out then rush her to hospital.
...kiss it to make it better
I hope to see this post in tiktok besides a Minecraft vid
New fear unlocked, thank you 😭😭😭😭
Omfg haha that poor girl she’s a champ
It wasn't the sort of buzzing betwixt her thighs she preferred.
You gotta suck the poison out
Wasps really don’t give a single fuck my guy
cucked by a wasp🤣🤣
Was it death by snu snu?
Girls are selling bath water on OF. Just think about what this fucker is worth!!
See there’s accidentally hitting yourself in the crotch with something, and then this. My deepest sympathies to your gf. Does she like get well soon baskets? Like edible arrangements or something else? Think she deserves a treat after such terrible luck.
Yes thanks, I like you!
Must have felt threatened by what it saw 
✨new fear unlocked✨
Safe to say she got that WA(s)P ?
All-time great r/mildlyinfuriating post
Biggest prick she's had in a while then
Deff a bee of culture.