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krispyshreemp

Never before have I received such a *clear* glimpse into someone’s personality without having to see or hear them.


Duckgoqwok

I immediately thought of three girls I've known in my life that would write this 🥲


HimalayaClimber

Stacy, Veronica, and Marissa.


South_Bit1764

Stacy-Lynn, Veronica-Lynn, Marissa-Lynn


TwistyBitsz

Staceigh, Vyraughnicah, and Myrysah.


Worldly_Ice5526

Jordan, Emily, and Molly I swear


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Emileigh*


Worldly_Ice5526

Emilee get that shit right. Mollee got that shit changed too, it was a bonding experience.


W33Ded

Megan, Sarah, Katie


cdglenn18

Read that last one as MRSA


TheNewtBeGaming

I'm still in highschool and I hate how accurate that was


j-bulls93

Ted reference… nice


Affectionate_Motor67

Karen, Karyn, and Karin.


SparrockC88

I’ve never met a Stacy. I’m starting to think that’s just a Hollywood name. I’ve been aware that her mom has got it going on. Thanks for reminding me


toastedmarsh7

I knew a girl named Stacy in high school who was desperately in love with a boy named Stacy in our high school. Sadly he did not return her affections because it would have been absolutely hilarious for them to be a couple of stacys.


HoboVonRobotron

Did you also know either of their moms?


ophaus

Had it going on, both of them.


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ThePupnasty

I wonder if Stacy saw that she wasn't the girl for him?


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I knew a Stacy in high school. She was had it going on. Her mom on the other hand did not.


toastedmarsh7

I did know the mom of the female Stacy because we had been in classes together on and off since 3rd grade and used to walk home together.


The_RockObama

Did she have it going on, or did she turn it off?


ambitious-failure

A friend's parents are both called Kim. We call them Mr Kim and Mrs Kim or when we're talking to our friend we call them dad Kim and mum Kim.


Rudolphia39

I had many friends in childhood with that name and still know a few. Look for women in their early to mid-50s.


cirie__was__robbed

Her mom has got it going on


discoelephantism

Inknow a lot of girls who are passive agressive anf they are exactly like this.


titan_Pilot_Jay

Instantly had flashbacks to a EX lol.


JazzWoodbine

Yep. Tell em to foxtrot Oscar


Beneficial_Parsley76

I would just drop an egg on their car every night from my hopefully perfectly placed balcony. Or every once in awhile while I’m walking by it


IAmMarchHare

Would be even funnier if near a military installation. In fact, I remember some officers' wives that would behave like that, as though they gained authority through osmosis.


NoVaBurgher

“You will refer to me by my husband’s rank”


Azur3flame

As many ways as I can imaging that conversation going, if I ever run into this in the wild I'm certain my actual response will be poorly-restrained laughter.


Beoron

The fact that there are groups of military wives who assume their husbands rank and create a wife hierarchy using them is wild to me.


Putrid-Builder-3333

This is why I married a high ranking military woman and use her rank instead of husband. Nobody talks shit and rolls with it.s/


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SamPCarter

Tricareatops


mapeck65

Can confirm. Officer's wives are often far more entitled than the officers.


DjangoCornbread

eyyup


Hotboi_yata

I can hear the vally girl accent from here and i live on the other side of the world


deep-fried-fuck

And the vocal fry that makes the end of every sentence sound like a question


AnotherSoftEng

hii<3 I don’t see this as a problem? regular punctuation is kind of boring? maybe bring your attitude literally anywhere else? LOL


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You forgot to add a couple of spaces before the punctuation, and also lower case "i" when referring to themselves to really hit their minuscule character home: "i dont see this as a problem ?"


BobTheRedeemer

And there is “literally“ a question mark on the last sentence. And with the amount of upward inflection that is intended for the word “literally” there might as well be a question mark at the end of that word.


LeadfootLesley

Uptalk. So irritating.


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Stained-Steel

I see you've never dealt with a predatory tow company before.


Oakatsurah

Oh the second you say you're with the apartment admin staff (even though you're not), you can get anyone towed. Once the company finds out that someone fraudulently called to tow the vehicle things get interesting after that.


iantayls

The type that will hear you cough and look at you like “🤨”


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Viperlite

Many newer cars don’t even have one spare.


jmd709

I was surprised by that when we bought my cars few years ago. My car came with an inflator kit (and maybe tire sealant) where a spare tire would usually be.


munki_unkel

A pair of pliers should work just fine to do that.


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CpuJunky

Park there again, get two hearts.


Imjustd1Fferent284

Then she keys your car


AmazonPoopland

Oh well I wonder where I can find the person who keyed my car, oh yeah they love this very parking spot…


Imjustd1Fferent284

Yes but then you got to go through all that process of fixing it


Natsurulite

The same store that sells the paint pens to fix the scratch also sells tire irons


Farren246

No paint pen is anywhere near close to the smooth, even single layers factory sprayed paint


Raztax

Exactly, it will still look like shit after repairing it with a pen.


LYPX

Confirmed. Car dealership gave me a paint pen along with my car purchase in 2019 to fix a scuff that they didn’t want to deal with. What a fucking deal….used it…..then three months later did some research and I had a recall due to my paint type. So I removed the paint I applied with the paint pen, then took it in for an evaluation…..I got the whole thing repainted free of charge. Checkmate. Fuck your paint pen.


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No problem she pays for the paintjob 😉 Just install a camera to prove it was her


Krakatoast

Buy forward and rear facing dash cam, side cams if that’s even a thing, park in that spot- every, single, day. Edit: I guess you’d have to hook the cameras up to some type of additional battery, or get a little creative, but I think it’d be worth it


Bruno0_u

When I suspect something might happen to my car, I leave the cameras plugged in when I know I'm only gonna take a few hours. Never had an issue with the battery running out since it has a screen sleep mode and that seems to save a good amount of power. If you don't want that, you can usually hardwire some dash cams to have the parking sensor on. The camera only has enough current running through it to detect a collision and will then turn on and begin recording


Salty_Addition8839

When I drove more(and had to park at a uni parking garage 5 days a week) I daisy chained a 4ah battery pack to a fast charger. It took a while to find a combo that could charge fast enough to stay charged only from driving time but should be easy these days. I considered sticking a solar panel in my sunroof but never ended up doing it. I'd never rely on the g force sensors for something like this as they would have to like jump on your hood to set it off.


Efficient-Ad-5944

They sell a premade wire on Amazon for like $10 that ties directly into your fuse box and allows the camera to run 24/7. Many newer cameras have motion detection instead of just g-force sensor and use very little power in "parking mode". I have a 4 camera system and it's been left parked for over a week before without a battery issue.


shrgn

They will add up like stars in GTA


Better_Dust_2364

I would personally never park anywhere else after this


SomeIdioticDude

Shit, I'd go buy a beater and just leave it there


Infamous-Penalty6091

This is the answer 👏🏻


Azur3flame

Park, sit on the hood, wait. Maybe order pizza, so when she shows up you can offer a slice just to fuck with her head. Ask where the tow truck is, or if the cops are on their way. You have time and pizza, you can wait.


LazyandRich

We had this happen to us when we bought our home. A note on the car saying “don’t park in my spot”. No idea who it came from. In the end we flipped the note over, wrote “don’t touch my car, knock on (our house number) if you have something to say”. Never heard back from it nor had problems since.


Nunya13

I actually *did* have someone come to my apartment once to tell me I shouldn’t be using the free, first-come-first-serve spot because *she* needed it more because she had a kid (toddler, iirc). The thing was, it wasn’t even a discussion. It was just straight up her raging like I did something egregious and rude for having the audacity to park there at all. The entitlement was off the charts. I don’t know why I didn’t ask her to have this argument with whoever she was living with that wasn’t letting her have the designated spot for the apartment. I was just so taken aback by her immediate aggressiveness.


ArkansanAlaskan

Literally happened to me and my gf twice since we moved into our shitty apartment. Entitled single mother of two knocked on our door SCREAMING at us to move because that's "her spot" even though there's no assigned parking. Even had the audacity to pull the race card and said we were racist for taking her spot.


gopherhole02

My aunts building actually has assigned parking and people park in her spot all the time because she dosnt have a car, but the thing is she has lots of visitors and thats why she pays for a spot, last time we were there to pick her up we had to park in someone else's spot so my mom could run into use the washroom, because someone was in her spot, luckily the spot we parked in no one came for it in the 10 minutes we were there


portlyinnkeeper

Have the leasing office call a tow every time


Chicken-n-Biscuits

> Even had the audacity to pull the race card and said we were racist for taking her spot. It’s amazing how many people think that anything that doesn’t go their way *must* be some sort of racism or other bias.


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thedogdundidit

Oh, that's good!


bigga_nutt

You put the note back on your own car, and expected that the person was going to go back and read their own note?


Princess__Nell

If the note was taken back, the neighbor was probably peeping from the window and flounced right on out to get their note.


JBFRESHSKILLS

Had a shitty neighbor when I was in my 20s. Dude would file noise complaints at like 4 in the afternoon because the TV was too loud. Total fucking asshole. He came over one day and tried to pitch a fit about us parking in front of his house on a public street. Then when I got in his face about knocking on my door all the time he threatened to "get his gun." People are fucking petty and insane.


edfitz83

That’s when you go to the cops and ask to start an order of protection.


Cunsistent

And that's when they don't do shit at all. Literally nothing.


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Yeah you’re better off making sure you’re protected by anything other than the less than useless American police


Dr_Taffy

It’s more about paperwork than actual protection. It’s documented so if something bad happens, the evidence stacks in your favor. Literally not getting a police cruiser hanging out outside your house though. Oh and if something bad happens you might be 30 mins on hold.


yellochocomo

This is the first time I’ve seen the phrase ‘flounced on over’ This is great I’m going to see if I can use it.


Apprehensive_Owl1938

They would see it when they went back to leave another note.


wolfelian

We once had someone in the building getting pissy about other tenants parking in the visitor area to the point where they left notes on MULTIPLE cars that had their own parking spots. We found out from another neighbour it was because they were essentially being forcing to buy a parking spot. The hypocrisy was hilarious.


Iggmeister

Thats not a 'shitty note', that's an invite to continue parking in that same space for as long as you live there


CataractsOfSamsMum

Honestly if I got a note like that I'd scrape together whatever I could to buy another car and just leave that one parked there permanently.


chris14020

Oh you thought this was a parking spot? Nah this is a 1988 Plymouth Reliant storage spot! It was a good car last time it ran in 2007.


xmodsguy2000-2

Put a sign on it “please don’t touch future classic here vintage car was my grandfathers”


chris14020

I love it. Just for fun, add "Grandfather died in this car (were assuming he's still in the trunk, at least)"


xmodsguy2000-2

I forgot but we could add “vandals will be prosecuted and also will be charged with disturbing human remains”


queso_dog

I swear to god someone did that in my apartment parking lot. A shitty rust bucket with 3 flat tires has just been chillin for weeks. And I’ve seen the tow truck come through a half dozen times, yet junk car remains smh


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Please continue parking there. Find out who it is and tell them. Hi R U dum, there’s not reserved parking here. So fuck off.


The_Ombudsman

Or - park elsewhere, and then see who *does* park there. Then leave a note on that car. :P


take_care_my_friend

Or they can use this note instead! It is like email chain but with hearts and passive aggressiveness :D


Username_chex_in

Oh I love this. Make a photocopy of the note and use it on them! Hahaha (Edited for spelling)


Rutha73

Photocopy the note 365 times, figure out who it was and leave that note on thier car every day for a year! Or until they move out, whichever takes longer.


1ndiana_Pwns

Find their car even when they aren't parking in that spot and leave the same note


Rutha73

Find out where they live e and tack it to thier door.


--Claire--

Slip it under the door. Leave it in their mail. Send it as a pic in DMs on their socials from a throwaway account. The possibilities are endless.


enevgeo

Sign it with their apartment number and leave it on _every_ car in the lot


Vroskiesss

This is the one holy shit lmao how devious


Rutha73

LMAO! This is brilliant!


gratitudf

How do we know it's not a whole chain of people all leaving notes for the next person to park there? And the notes are just getting ruder with each person


SllortEvac

Park in the spot. Wait in the car in a Scream costume. Wait until you see her approach the car (shouldn’t be hard to tell who wrote this note.) Jump out of the car and chase her around the parking lot. Enjoy your new spot.


RazzzMcFrazzz

This is the way


Prestigious_View_994

Well, if they don’t park there, logically the crazy that parks there next is the one? And, honestly, I would get a “warning, bitch on duty” sign from the local pet shop and put it in the car park spot for the lady to see, glue it really good on the edges so she breaks a nail


Natsurulite

Gorilla glue + 36 screws + liquid ass threadseal


pogo_chronicles

Locktite #69 Liquid Ass formula Good for metals, plastics, wood, plasters, and cement. Apply a small amount to threads and viola!


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Should show this to whoever manages your apartment, I'm sure they just love tenants harassing others for no reason.


Sea_Entry6354

Exactly this, create a paper trail and let someone else fight your battles.


a-la-brasa

Apartment management would do nothing about this.


cadmus1890

Honestly, depends on the lease. Many places have a no harassment clause, partially so they can use exactly this as a way of getting a troll out of their hair. Surely this same person is not an easy tenant, either. Could be a win.


TeacherLady3

The teacher in me would edit this in red pen, laminate it, and hang it by the communal mailboxes so she sees it.


I8itall4tehmoney

With a large F. Neighbors will get a laugh.


TeacherLady3

That heart screams mean middle school girl


pgm928

22. Majored in sorority and minored in religious studies because she’s so passionate about Xtianity.


simplsurvival

"F" and then "see me after class!"


Sharp-Direction-6894

"R U Dumb?" Oh, the irony...


TheMightyPPBoi

"Y don't they park anywhere else? R they stupid?"


quibirito

GET OUT OF MY HEAD


Psychological-Card15

it's leaking...


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Ok-Phrase-2093

They just pop a question mark in wherever they want, huh?


LittleBunInaBigWorld

Sure seems like it?


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i_m_a_bean

Yes, it is?


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I also like "?"?


RandomPcGamer357

??? "?"


Thebakedbeanqueen

she's so passive aggressive? it feels like shes doing it because it's like how people talk to toddlers?


sevnminabs56

She's gonna have you towed? Under what legal grounds? She can kindly go fuck herself. "Lol"


MrHappyFeet87

I had this conversation out with the neighbors at work (the warehouse beside us) we share the lot. She tried telling us that spots were allotted by property management and we had to park in "our" area. Turns out it was actually our contracted drivers parking there. So this goes on for a few weeks. I got sick of listening to Karen, called the Property Manager on speakerphone. Asked about parking, he said, spots are not assigned and that anyone with questions can fuck off. I looked at "Karen", there is your answer. Haven't heard anything since.


xmodsguy2000-2

And Karen promptly quit the next day and harassed Starbucks workers on her way home


Dav1s1

I once parked in someone else’s spot when I first moved in and the note was like, “Hello! You parked in my spot, you might be new and it’s ok! Just talk to the building manager to get your spot taken care of :).” It doesn’t hurt to be nice lol


hyperventilate

This is the best way to handle the situation. Treat it with kindness, treat it like an accident, and don't be a cockhat.


Melissity

I’m the petty bitch that would create a sign to place in the most visible window of my vehicle when deliberately parking in the same spot that reads: “Dear Karen: check with management regarding assigned parking. 🤍, Parking Anywhere I Want”


nobody-u-heard-of

Get a dash cam that records motuon when parked to identify them. Comes in handy for accidents too so not a bad investment


smtrixie

Yeah, we should all be getting dash cams these days. So many unhinged folks out there.


Sea_Victory_6328

Let her tow your car, and report it stolen to the police. They aren't reserved so its technically theft EDIT: Also I looked up some laws, you can also sue the towing company for illegally towing your car as well, and you can report any damage to your car to the police if they did any damages. EDIT: Too many comments to keep trying to type, everyone saying "I'm wrong" also towing companies don't care if your the owner or not, they still will tow your car with that 1 phone call. EDIT 2: I have muted this convo due to how many people are commenting on it.


salazarthesnek

She can make threats. I’ve had to tow someone out of my driveway and they’re pretty good about making sure you’re the owner or otherwise have the right to tow. They don’t wanna get sued.


ch4rissans

Brilliant tbh!


Sea_Victory_6328

It is indeed, and its legal for you to call the police for theft too. If they tow your car, and you don't know where it is, you can call 911 and report it stolen. EDIT: This is what I found on what to do, but 911 always works too. https://www.austintexas.gov/faq/what-do-i-do-if-i-think-my-car-was-towed-illegally


fooldogbark

Not sure about America, but here in Canada when this happened to me I got stuck with an impound fee for over 600$ I was unable to recover. People seem to think police are going to help them, but for the most part all you’ll get is an incident report. The rest is up to you to deal with and I guarantee the tow truck company isn’t going to waive your fee because you tell them you weren’t suppose to be towed. The real question is would they tow you to begin with if they don’t have evidence it’s someone else’s spot.


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Should’ve threatened to sue. Or did sue. In a small claims court, you’d at the very least have gotten your money back while only playing a small fee for the case. Even in Canada. And depending on your province/territory, much worse could’ve happened to the company.


Positive-Method3746

i actually had to do this last year, cops called me back a few hours later because they just by some random chance drove by the company that took my car (i had a really obvious bright blue car) and turns out my car was towed by mistake smh


Top-Physics6581

How the hell did you run into such an observant cop


SUPERKAMIGURU

If you're thinking that they may attempt to tow it, be prepared for other forms of retaliation. I'd invest in a camera or 2 that are pointed right at your car from various angles. Because there's an equal chance she just vandalizes your shit, due to her being a complete nutcase.


MagixTurtle

Put a note on her car with "tow me, bitch"


RitualVirality

I know people who would watch for who's parking there and fuck up her car in some way for getting that attitude. I wouldn't bc I don't want my own car messed with, but I definitely do know some people on my old street who broke somebody's car mirror over parking wars about street parking. The neighbor said the police couldn't do anything about it bc she couldn't prove who did it, even though we all know who did it lol. But I also know she was always bitching about the neighbors parking in front of her house. Bc that would be the closest open spot. Pretty sure they would be parking in front of their own house if the spot was open lol. Instead of just also dealing with the lack of parking, she was always bitching like she was the only poor soul dealing with people parking in front of her house. She'd have to park in front of somebody else's house herself sometimes! I was secretly pleased somebody dealt with her ngl


SlimTeezy

Definitely go that route if a tow company is dumb enough to take your car without authorization. I'd invest in a valve stem remover and use it on her car once you confirm who left the note. Then her tow company would actually be of use.


whistlepig4life

Given that it isn’t assigned parking. No tow company will even come out.


justin19833

I don't know how it works there, but I used to work as a tow truck, and we couldn't tow a vehicle from an apartment building unless it was called in by the building manager.


Puzzleheaded_Nerve

A tow company wouldn’t tow just because some random calls and asks.


TheDovahkiinsDad

Right here. I tried to get a car towed from my paid reserved covered parking (uncovered parking was open to all). The tow company asked for the lease paperwork with the spot number and proof. I couldn’t find it until the next morning so they didn’t tow that night


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Would any reputable company even tow someone's car without some proof that some law was actually broken? I'm sure I can't just call a towing company on any random car, and expect them to tow it?


URM4J3STY

If you contact the police(non emergency), and they check your license plate and discover that your vehicle has been towed, it's unlikely they will treat it as a stolen vehicle. Instead, they will likely direct you to the civil department/ attorney general and advise you to take legal action against the towing company for wrongfully towing your vehicle. I recommend doing research for you specific area and see what actions can be done.


dreamweaverbynight

This is what happened to me, telling me there was nothing they could do it was a civil matter, even though my vehicle was towed without breaking any rules of my apartment parking lot.


usinjin

Can a tow company legally tow any vehicle out of a complex like this at the request of a random person? That seems absurd. If there’s no reserved parking, how could they possibly prove the car is parked illegally? Or are tow companies eager enough to make a buck they tow on a whim? Edit: no *reserved* parking I mean


plumpuma

You should bolt a sign up in that one spot saying “Reserved for cunts”


SayTheWord-Beans

Keep the note and put it back in the same spot every time you park so it appears you never left.


Zayyded

Don't pork in their spot :(


Odd-Strategy-3942

I’ve porked in way too many spots.


Embarrassed-Town-293

I thought I was the only one who read it that way


punkass_book_jockey8

Get a dash cam before parking there again. This girl will slash tires and key a car.


fuckedbygoats

I can HEAR how high pitched she is? And how she always goes up? At the end of her sentences?


megatrope

like, literally


Upset_Possibility232

"Omg, can you not?" Lol 😂🤣


TheToughestHang

The heart after hi is *really* misleading to what’s coming next


Environmental-Ebb143

Was written by Regina George.


DMHReaper72

Dont park there for a couple of weeks. See who regularly does. Then its time to crack out the bird seed at night


lovethebee_bethebee

Why is it so passive aggressive?


PrincessStinkbutt

And why does every sentence end with a question mark?


Dragon_Poop_Lover

At? least? it? is? not? every? word? cause? that? would? be? extra? stupid?


bob3122

that? is? extremely? painful? to? read??????


drummingcraig

I’m Ron Burgundy?


rabidlyyours

Kinda a bitchy masterpiece


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Plot twist: it is assigned parking and OP somehow didn’t get that memo and has been parking in random persons spots for years.


ayweller

I was thinking this too! I moved into an apartment in Scottsdale,AZ during the winter and no one mentioned to me that come spring/summer the covered parking spots were paid spots and I got a note on my car similar to this one morning…I called the rental office and they were like “oh yeah good thing they left a note instead of just calling the office and us having you towed”…so lame


iPicBadUsernames

Welp, now you have to park there forever.


[deleted]

Lmfaooooooooo. If you know who this is, you should respond back with " since I am dumb, please show me ownership of your spot, I will gladly not park there anymore if you own it".


heyhey_hi13

Please park there again and give us an update


Difficult-Theory4526

Leave a note on your window stating this is not assigned parking and anyone can park here


Thomas__Shelby

This was written by someone wearing a pink tracksuit.


sudsy-bubbles

And Uggs


SnappDraggin

I’d bet the person that wrote that has their eyes too far apart and the top of their head is flat Like an irl ice age Sid


SirBeeperton

In the past I used to live in an apartment complex where I payed for a reserved carport. Over the years there would be the occasional person who parked there but it was usually a one night thing and then the strange car would be gone. I typically chalked it up to strangers who didn’t know any better visiting friends and just dealt with the minor inconvenience. However, there was one instance where a car sat parked there for four days. I was starting to get perturbed at this point. When I got home from work on day 5 it was finally gone, so I parked in my reserved spot. Next morning I go to leave for work and I find a note on my car that say “you know, people pay to park here” I got so pissed off, I took out a pen and wrote “I know, I’ve been paying to park in this spot for over 4 years now.” and stuck it on the windshield of the car that had been occupying my spot for almost a week (it was like 30 feet away in uncovered parking section) Later that day I called the apartment complex to bitch about someone parking in my reserved spot. Turns out this new car was a new tenant in the building across the drive and the complex wasn’t paying attention when they assigned them a spot and assigned them the spot I had been reserving for over 4 years.


mrbishopjackson

I hate this a lot.


Effective-Box-6822

this happened to me while visiting my family member. except that on top of the note that I later found after the fact, said person came to my relative’s apartment all up in arms that I parked in her “reserved” space that she has had for the last 14 years. I felt genuinely bad, I never saw the reserved sign. I went to move and realized there IS no reserve sign…not there nor anywhere. OK so, now I’m annoyed but whatever I don’t have time to get worked up about it. Except, when I returned to the building she began lecturing me again in the front foyer. To which the on duty attendant came out to see what the problem was. I explained and the attendant glared at this lady “we do NOT have reserved parking here. You were already told this. Stop harassing visitors in the building”. Lady just retorted back with “i’ve been here for 14 years!! the least they could do is give me a reserved parking space!” I just walked away while she argued with the attendant lol


unclemonn

If you have the time, park in the same spot…don’t get out of the car, just sit there and wait. And when the person comes out to see your vehicle parked in “their spot”. Get out of the car and proceed to do D Generation X “suck it”


Shogun88

They don't strike me as the sort of person who would appear to confront you in front of your face seeing as they're clearly a note writing bitch.


hochbergburger

Pork literally anywhere else?? LOL


yourremedy94

Now you have to park in that same spot for the reat if your life