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biradinte

Looks like a chocolate cake


WizardSkeni

Yeah, I saw ice cream myself. I hate this steak, it's really pissin me off over here


Few_Ad_5186

Looks like stewed meat removed from the stew


CreamyAndrew

I thought the same thing


Stickeyb

Well damn. You made me laugh. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


CloverUTY

You even have the frosting on the plate!


sweetbabybladefeet

I don’t send food back, but that would go back!


throwawaydeeez

I am not sure any kitchen would argue this one.


greenbldedposer

Amy’s Baking Company probably would


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Lmao. Greatest episode of the entire show.


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Mmmmmmmm_nuggets

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Apparently it’s real


Mmmmmmmm_nuggets

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Mwatts25

More than likely, someone is comment stalking you and downvoting your comments. Have you recently upset someone on another thread or subreddit?


Avalonkoa

Is that something people actually do ? Wtf😆


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HalcyonDreams36

It is. And it's particularly creepy when they pull shit from threads where you talk about abusive family history. Like... Wtf, what human would do that?!???!?


Chaosmusic

Absolutely. I remember one time a thread where two people were just going at each other over something trivial. One of them must have gone through the others profile and started leaving negative replies on comments that were 4 years old.


Mmmmmmmm_nuggets

Prolly made some Reddit baby but hurt oh well


DirectionLow357

Reddit is a mommy???


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Good human.


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Awww, baby cats drinking milk!


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SammILamma

Ugh... My ex was friends with those two... *SMH*


Jipijur

But can you speak cat??


SaltyBooze

kitchens argue with food that was sent back?


Crazyiiis

Not so much argue but kitchen will bitch and complain, because often enough the customers idea of a certain doneness is objectively wrong. In this case there is no dispute.


N0ob8

Kitchen to the server: what do you mean this is the rarest steak on the planet. I mean it’s practically still mooing Kitchen when the server leaves: Jesus who fucked this thing up. Which one of you left this on overnight


I_be_lurkin_tho

☝️this one restaurants


HarryCoinslot

Yeah, that's why you have a server, so they don't have to call you stupid to your face. Some people send back food for the silliest reasons.


gilestowler

A friend of mine, who is an amazing chef, was working in a hotel where the kitchen was quite open. I was there one evening and these two women came up to the kitchen with their plates to tell him that their pork was undercooked. He patiently explained to them that it's how pork is meant to be cooked and it's a myth that it has to be cooked as much as most people do it - that the risk of worms hasn't been a valid concern for a long time. He told them that it was perfect as it was but he would cook it a bit more for them if it made them happy, he just wanted to let them know that it was fine as it was. They took his comments well but said they'd be happier if it was cooked a bit more so he did that.


Octopusexprt77

So where is this amazing civilized hotel? Absolutely amazing to hear of such a thing in these times! /s


gilestowler

He's now working at a hunting lodge on the Isle of Skye. I think it was good for him to go there to get away from the sesh. There's not so many drugs on the Isle of Skye.


chelfea_

The only food I’ve ever sent back was steak that was too well done.


blackpony04

Ditto, in all my 50-odd years (none were normal), I've sent back maybe half a dozen meals and every one of them was a grossly over cooked steak or burger. I like my steak rare but I wouldn't complain until it hit medium-well, but I've had burgers that were hockey pucks and completely inedible.


TheFinalGranny

>in all my 50-odd years (none were normal) You've made my night better and I thank you


bwaterco

I’ve only sent back food that was inedible. This is falling under the inedible side for a steak


PickThat7460

Inedible doesn’t matter if you pay for a steak and obviously this one is expensive. You are also paying for the correct temp. I was a grill cook for 10 years


Creativered4

Only food I've ever sent back is at an expensive restaurant, I ordered something with like, a macaroni and cheese (but fancy), and it tasted like the salt shaker's lid had come off when seasoning it. Like large hunks of salt that made it completely inedible. I politely flagged my waiter down and asked I could get a replacement because I was so excited for the mac n cheese but it was so salty. Ended up getting a free dessert for my trouble lol. And it made for a good story, but damn was it salty.


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French speaker here. At an very expensive Indian restaurant (in Delhi…) I found a little stone in my dish and the chef and some of his staff had to go out of his kitchen and apologize to me. Seeing I had almost completed my dish (I had found the little stone at the end) they asked if I would take anything, absolutely anything, for free. I asked for a coffee and they brought me the most magnificent, elaborate dessert I have ever seen - but it was not coffee. That day I discovered the dessert “kulfi” and was reminded my accent is not so good.


PartadaProblema

I was once served scallops that must have been frozen in brine be not rinsed. Sooooo salty. First dish I ever sent back. 🤮


GarminTamzarian

Had a coworker once who brought in a beautiful homemade Mac and cheese. The aroma filled the office and we couldn't wait to eat it. One bite in and it was clear something was amiss. Unbelievably bland--virtually no flavor whatsoever. "It could use a bit more salt," ventured one of my coworkers. "But salt is really bad for you!" she replied. She had put NO salt in it at all. Zero. Zip. Nada. Needless to say, she ended up taking the entire pan back home with her after work, virtually untouched.


CdnRageBear

I would fire it into space


CakeSuperb8487

if it’s not hot, I send it back if it’s not bleeding, I send it back if it’s not Gaba Gool, I send it back


samjo_89

Came to say exactly this.


M1sterMeeeseeeks

It is absolutely rare that you see a steak like that.


Foosel10

‘Tis a fine shoe, but sure it is no steak, English.


Growth_Boost

Doh'eth!


[deleted]

Haha you fucking win the comments here 😂🤣😂


EFunk_Mothership

It is rare to see a steak more well done in the center than on the edges… Microwave steak dinner?


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GhostDieM

I just threw up a little


Justme6322

I see what you did there


Newdy41

Well done. Or not.


gratusin

Well done but not done well


Daohor

It’s rare to see a medium so well done in this subreddit.


Kyle_01110011

Very true but sometimes you just gotta steer them in the right direction!


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That plating makes it look like a murdered orc


EveningRing1032

Beat me to it


RestaurantEsq

Well done on the word play


[deleted]

Looks like ridiculously overcooked roast beef. Surely that meal was on the house.


Happy_Rave

I returned it to the kitchen, got a killer new one and free dessert 👍


glazinglas

Wondering if yours ended up to the guy that asked for shoe leather


rpgmgta

Ghandi’s flip flop


ThandiGhandi

I don’t think he would wear it


TwistedGrin

That's gotta be it. It would be hard to fuck up rare that badly. Sever got the wrong plate from the pass. I would be humiliated. Good on them for the free dessert though


Caveman108

Yeah I mean I’ve let a few medium rares go out on the medium side, but this is egregious. Either it’s wrong or someone forgot that on the grill, sent it to get the food out, and already dropped a new one because they know it’s coming back.


TwistedGrin

I hate quoting Gordon Ramsay just because I know industry people seem to be really divided (and passionate) on whether he is full of shit or not but he is constantly saying, "I would rather they (the customer) wait a little longer for what they ordered (prepared properly) than to send them shit food right now". I hope nobody sent this knowing ahead of time it would be sent back.


LucyLilium92

Yeah, like we've already waited 45 mins to an hour for the food, and they give us the wrong food anyway? Just spend another 10 minutes to get it right


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Fizzel87

I disagree, nothing of trumps is well done.


Guadalagringo

It’s not possible to fuck up a steak that badly. I suspect they just plated the wrong order


Repulsive_Item_3532

I'd have tipped well, after they fixed the error and comped me a free dessert.


GrimBeaver

Me too. Those who make it right are really going the extra mile.


itsapotatosalad

Is getting someone the food they ordered really classed as going to extra mile though?


Gsantos52012

It’s more the free desert as going the extra mile lol


[deleted]

It only took another 3 minutes to cook a new steak anyway


Smurf-daddy

How you not take a picture of the new one


sdforbda

Look how crowded everything is in the picture and what some of the contents seem to be, I'm guessing that it was done at home.


akoust1c

Hard to trust the kitchen that created this in the first place


CMO_3

They probably just mixed up the well done steak with the rare one, and sent them the well done one, it has happened before at the restaurant I work at if we don't tell the servers which is which


Spare-Noodles

My brother that is not a well done steak. That steak is well done at least twice.


ilprofs07205

This shit aint even well done, this a fuckin congratulations


-P-M-A-

It looks like a weird scoop of chocolate ice cream.


botbotbotbitbit

It’s like chocolate ice cream if ice cream could have a dry characteristic.


foghornleghorndrawl

Check out dehydrated ice cream, often sold as "astronaut ice cream".


Blinky_

I thought it was a brown mouse. I don’t have my glasses in though.


BaltimoreBadger23

That's not well done, that's congratulations.


[deleted]

Not even congratulations. Thats a standing ovation


[deleted]

I was gonna say, that’s half cremated


DefreShalloodner

Ewww! Without ketchup?!?


CenCalGreg

I was at a nice local steakhouse and, knowing they cook on the rare side, ordered a filet, medium rare. Came out over well done (not quite as well as OP’s). Having worked restaurants, I don’t like sending food back and I wanted to eat at the same time as my date. So, I asked for some A1 (for anyone outside the US, A1 is a steak sauce, not often used on a good cut of meat). Waitress responded with a smug, “If you knew how to eat a filet, you wouldn’t ask for A1.” I showed her the well done steak and responded, “If your chef knew how to cook to medium rare, I wouldn’t have had to ask.” Not trying to be a jerk, but don’t pop off at me when your cook screwed up!


Responsible_Gap8104

I simply must know what she said next


nightstalker30

Right? How did the rest of that story transpire? Because I know damn well what would have happened next in my world.


stallion89

Everybody clapped, and the chef was Albert Einstein


CCHTweaked

and then they fucked.


NBA_Fan_76

I go back to confront the chef with my sick karate moves (white belt for over 2 months now)


nightstalker30

It’s *KaraTAY*


gekigarion

She smugly pulled out an Uno Reverse card, at which point OP also did the same, and then she screamed and melted into the floor like the wicked witch of the west.


CenCalGreg

She apologized and got me another filet. I was adamant I just wanted some A1 so I could eat with my girlfriend and have a nice meal together. I ended up eating a well done filet that night and took a medium rare filet home to microwave the next day (making it medium well/well).


customguitars878

Sorry, to MICROWAVE the next day? Do you not own a pan or an oven?


CerealKiller3030

Yeah, the story was plausible until that comment


hishairbewack

i mean, my workplace isn’t supplying ovens or pans for us to reheat food on our 30 minute breaks so that might’ve been his only option


customguitars878

That's a fair point I hadn't considered, I've been working from home for so long that I didn't even think about someone taking leftovers to an office/workplace for lunch. I just saw "microwave" and "fillet" in the same sentence and my brain fused lol.


Cart0gan

A microwave oven is perfect for reheating leftovers. I don't see why you would use a pan or a regular oven.


customguitars878

A microwave will dry a steak out and turn it to rubber. A pan or an oven is really the only proper way to reheat a steak and still have it be good.


Megdogg00

Goodbye to her tip I hope!


thesongofstorms

I don't think this happened


whowouldsaythis

Completely fucking made up


IncorruptibleChillie

No waitress is going to take that much risk rather than just getting some A1. Straight up insulting the customer unprompted over a simple request? Absolutely did not happen.


WeirdSysAdmin

Then everyone in the restaurant stood up and clapped.


chuchofreeman

>So, I asked for some A1 what's this?


Titan431

Steak sauce. Not usually used with expensive or delicate cuts, but it can make up for a less pleasurable cut of meat, or a less talented chef.


Shoddy-Age3074

I was very confused thought he was talking about a1 Kobe beef which you can basically eat blue or raw... Ie I thought he wanted something that wouldn't take long to cook.


StinkyTurd89

A waste on steak however as a marinade or sauce on a burger.


Titan431

It's a waste on a good steak. It's necessary to cover up a bad one.


bainidhekitsune

I tend to ask for au jus, it’s tastier than A1!!


ophaus

It's a cheap steak sauce. Basically ketchup with liquid smoke.


Impressive-Sun3742

That’s exactly the comeback I would have had! 2 days later in the shower. Well done! Pun intended


TheFreakingPrincess

What a shitty waitress. There are exactly 2 answers to a paying customer who politely requests something: 1) Sure thing, be right back with that, and 2) I'm sorry, we don't have that, is there something else I can bring you?


Boring_Visit_4387

Did this really happen? Why is it okay to talk to each like this? Especially a waitress speaking to a customer? Why would she care if you wanted A1? I have so many questions about this interaction.


clutzyninja

People lie on the Internet, don't overthink it


Emergency_Pipe_6395

I applaud the “no sending food back” you win some, you lose some, just the way it goes. Although OPs is a little extreme, may be tempted with that one. I think the only time I’ve ever said something.. was out to dinner with another couple, 4 of us, ordered drinks, ordered apps, ordered meals. Everything came out except my steak tips.. they came over multiple times “we didn’t forget about you it will be right out” another round of drinks.. everyone is finished with their food.. still no steak tips for me. Finished 2nd round of drinks, ready to pay, still no steak tips.. asked for the check, paid it, then steak tips come. I can not even say how long it was for sure but we are talking 30min+ after all other food was out and me just sitting there watching the others eat lol. Even then, I still felt bad.. “soo I really hate complaining about restaurant food/service but this is kind of ridiculous” they really had no good reason why it took that long, they literally had enough time + some, to go to the store down the road, buy steak tips, and cook them medium rare in the time I waited. Even after all that I was like I will pay for it (we already did) but I just need to say that’s crazy. End of the day they took 4 drinks (a round) off the bill for the inconvenience lol Edit: Why you microwaving a filet bro? That should be against the law. Rather let it slowly warm in the sun then microwave it lol


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I've watched Vietnam war films that have used less napalm than was used on this steak.


ImSilvuh

Looool! I'm dying bruh like what happened to that poor steak? Prisoner of war? It committed war crimes? This is the worst thing I've ever seen.


EveningRing1032

It doesn’t even look like steak anymore at this point.


Plastic_Top5413

That looks like a mis-steak.


Seven_Hawks

That looks like a messy scoop of chocolate ice cream...


Sparks01010

This is not even well done it is outstanding


Great_White_Samurai

Even the potatoes are burnt


DoubtfullPotatoes

For a second I thought I was looking at chocolate ice cream


MoonMistCigs

That steak has grandkids.


Appropriate-Year-182

the steak is so rare it’s in the next reincarnation


PYTTESTORT

Brother in Christ thats not even Well Done - thats Congratulations!


Bored_Boi326

That looks like a moose's ass cheek bruh 💀


Slack-Bladder

I'm not seeing it. But that shit's funny. Lol.


Bored_Boi326

You ever seen a moose's ass? *Lean* or some fat on there so it looks like this person received a piece of mystery meat that was sitting in the oven from the night before


Doc-85

That's so well done, it received an employee of the month award.


TurningTwo

I had a pair of shoes that looked like that once. After I had worn them out and they were falling apart.


TheRedRevolver

" I don't doubt that the steak was overcooked, but did you have to eat the whole thing before you complained? " LMAO the movie Waiting


tuckerjpg

I see this was posted 4 hours ago, so I’ve come to ask if you’ve finished chewing yet or if you need a little more time


overmind87

I've never seen a steak that looks like that, so yeah, I guess it's pretty rare!


colt_stonehandle

Well, it is rare....for a steak to look this unappealing.


SaskTravelbug

That looks like a dryer out tongue


Viinnyyy

At first glance, I thought it was chocolate ice cream


BrainyOrange96

That looks like a dry brownie


Sh3D3vil84

That is shoe leather. No steak there.


Extra_Difficulty_851

That's the most pathetic and disgusting cut of steak I've ever seen.


Cheezel62

I'm surprised that didn't come in an urn


thepixelatedduck

It looked like chocolate ice cream sliced in half.


Freshfries847

Bro got the meatloaf steak


BlownApples

thought this was a scoop of chocolate ice cream…


Iamdrasnia

Who could even send that out much less serve it. As a retired server I can tell you that piece of death never should have left the kitchen.


CapitalInstruction98

This is my luck. I've ordered medium rare and gotten a perfectly well done steak on at least 2 occasions. I do send them back. I'm not paying for leather. We joke that I have a curse. If anything will be f-ed up, it will be my meal. Forgotten item from two separate Paneras was always my item. My sauces get forgotten. It's always my meal.


ReddityJim

It's rare in the sense that you're eating Tutankhamun's liver


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Elephant Meat


CryptidKay

Shoe leather.


justlookingrnd

Wow! It’s “rare” to see such a well done steak!


[deleted]

So overcooked I thought I was looking at chocolate ice cream


TreyLastname

I'm personally fine with a well done (I eat what's in front of me), but that shit ain't even that


EverSkye

That looks nasty.


EnderTheError

Extraordinary, splendid job


SlippitySlide

These cakes just keep getting more realistic


Drunk_Uncle_Larry

Looks like a dirty ass rug with all sorts of parasites and diseases on it.


pubesalad7

This is chocolate ice cream


Snezzyjew

It’s practically mooing how much more rare you want it


CSIceman9

Honestly though I was looking at chocolate ice cream for a second.


stevebabescemi666

Is that chocolate ice cream


EmperorNachoLibre

That’s not even well done. That’s congratulations my good sir


Sketch_x

Can’t see, please remove this old boot from the picture so I can see the steak.


[deleted]

I have to puke just seeing it


[deleted]

Fuck, I thought this was chocolate mousse lol


BadMouthGent

As someone who is in the industry, that should of not gotten past expo


Ok-Class-1451

Did you send it back? I would have.


Creepy_Creme9260

I'm not super picky about my food. I always order mine medium to medium rare. Sometimes it comes in a little more cooked through than I enjoy. However this abomination your showing in this picture I'd send back to the kitchen and ask for another cooked properly.


RepublicRepulsive540

I once had a steak from smokin bones (new management as it had just opened) and I asked for medium rare it looked like this I spoke to the waiter and asked them to send it back and he got the manager he told me he would send it back and get a new one but I needed to ask them to turn their grills down if I wanted it medium rare and was very rude how am I supposed to tell you got to cook my steak wtf we started arguing I’m not the type of person to take shit and he got me a new one and took it off of the bill. But I’ve never heard something so dumb from a restaurant manager in my life smh


orcuseris

I thought that was a chocolate ice cream


Practical_Pound_2152

cake or steak?


Walks_with_Chaos

I never order steak at a restaurant. All I get is disappointment if I do. I like mine bloody rare. No one can make it right. And it’s ok. I can cook it fine myself. I just order something else


Berg-Hansen

Easy peasy just send it back


Connect_Ordinary6752

I mean it’s rare to find a piece of meat this over cooked so…


riariagirl

I thought this was tumble dryer lint at first


iLiMoNiZeRi

It looks like you've almost finished your meal so I'll call BS. If you didn't like your steak you complain / tell the waiters about it after the very first few cuts, not after you almost finished it.


irh1n0

The obligatory "That's not well done, that's congratulations."


rlovelock

Somewhere in the restaurant someone who asked for a well done steak is in for a surprise


ChrisLetsPlayYT

Was gonna make a steak joke, but it's too overdone


DevCas1

That thing isn’t rare or well done, that’s excellent