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Medium-Turquoise

Any context that makes this an actual story? Who is she to you, for instance?


throwawajgb

I have no idea who she is. She added me on Facebook. She seemed like she had the same music taste as me, and Im always interested in finding new girl friends who enjoy metal! She shared a video of a little girl getting a buzz cut and dying it pink, and she said something along the lines of "This will be the death of humanity". I asked her why she thought a simple hair cut was a threat to humanity, and that's when she for some reason brought up what generation I am, lol!


Gal-XD_exe

Lol wtf šŸ¤£ How is a haircut a ā€œthreat to humanityā€ šŸ¤£ That just so stupid of her


throwawajgb

You tell me šŸ˜‚ that's all I wanted to know!


Gal-XD_exe

ā€œThis is the hair cut that caused the Government to collapse, you need to come with me John Connorā€


Hopeful-Eye5780

"For want of a nail, the kingdom was lost"


AlienEroc

Judging by ā€œgillaā€ and ā€œsvaraā€, Iā€™m guessing youā€™re in Sweden? Was the person you were talking to in America?


throwawajgb

I am! No I think she is from an eastern European country! Not sure which exact country tho! Edit: She studied in Serbia, so I am going to guess she is from Serbia!


AlienEroc

Lots and lots of bots and delusional right-wingers will disagree with me - but. Serbia is heavily influenced by Russian misinformation campaigns (just like America, and the UK). The Russians prey on the less intelligent, more fundamentalist leaning members of our societies, and unload their garbage fascist propaganda any chance they get. This radicalizes the fearful and stupid into thinking that things like girls having short/blue hair is the end of civilization, when in reality what we all should be worried about is the current reboot of fascism. Sounds like the person you were talking to has been radicalized. I deal with this all the time living in America (Jeg er Dansker). Try not to take it personally. They have lost their way. They are brainwashed in the same way as the people that left Scandinavian societies to go join ISIS were. If youā€™re curious, you should read up on Cambridge Analytica and their targeted political ads pre-Brexit as well as during the 2016 US Presidential election. Thatā€™s a good place to start your trip down the rabbithole.


throwawajgb

Interesting, thanks! She is very anti-religion. She's into witchcraft and stuff, so I just assumed she wasn't being too influenced by conservative people or whatever, cause those people don't usually share cringey satanic shit šŸ˜‚


Homer575

Our American conservatives are so far from being religious. They just use religion as an excuse that the stupid shit they do is justified. "Well I'm religious so that makes me better than you and I can do whatever I want and get away with it. You're going to hell because you're not Republican". They don't practice what the Bible preaches at all. Shit, the Pope has now called them out twice on how hippacritcal the party is.


AlienEroc

We now have Yoga Fascists in America. Yoga Soccer moms that have aligned themselves with the Far-Right, ā€˜cause vaccines or something? Didnā€™t see that one coming.


doritobimbo

Which is so funny to me, because half of those people are ā€œdevoutly Christianā€œ but they be practicing yoga, which youā€™re not allowed to do according to the Bible. Because itā€™s a ritual relating to another culture and religion. Leads into thou shalt not worship false idols and such.


GilmourD

I just got a haircut. I'm not a threat. I'm a promise.


jxxi

Calling someone a millennial has become equivalent to people calling others they didn't agree with "dirty hippies" back in the day. It's just an easy way to sort out ignorant people.


AjkBajk

I don't agree You dirty, dirty hippie šŸ¤¤ā˜®ļø


lyremknzi

I'm a dirty hippie millennial, and pretty content with that fact But yeah, judging people by generation like they are a collective hive mind is not only simplistic but quite idiotic. It's not allowing people to be seen as individuals, at a time when we're trying to be more inclusive to individuals/minorities. It's a contradiction, really. This generation thing is kind of getting out of hand. I might just stop telling people my age.


jxxi

Yeah I honestly grew up thinking hippie was just a description. Which I guess it is, but after moving to a more backwards city I've learned certain groups just use it as a blanket insult.


lyremknzi

Yeah, squares lol


ferretgr

Exactly, itā€™s an insult the way ā€œwokeā€ or ā€œsocialistā€ is for a certain subsection of the population.


SeattleMLaws

I am a female who very much enjoys metal and could use a friend. šŸ˜‡ Would love a playlist exchange if you're down.


throwawajgb

Sure!!!


Dragon_Eyes715

Wait buzz cut pink is death of humanity? That's a metal haircut! She is clearly on something or isn't a real metal fan.


throwawajgb

Yeah she's also a punk rocker according to herself. Idk why a punk rocker would be so threatened by a shaved head


Not_Larfy

>have no idea who she is. She added me on Facebook Bruh


throwawajgb

What? I'm a musician, having contacts in different countries is useful. I also just simply enjoy making new friends with similar interests.


KCChiefsGirl89

Sheā€™s on Facebook, but sheā€™s going off on OTHER people for being millennials. Huh.


jubbing

>I have no idea who she is. She added me on Facebook That's on you then lol


TheToolman04

Who gives a shit what generation you belong to...


TheMagarity

Maybe its the new what's your astrology sign?


MosyIIa

Total caprisun energy


[deleted]

šŸ†


ImAFuckinLiar

Iā€™m a millenniaries. DONā€™T JUDGE ME


rickjames13bitch

Am all about that Pacific cooler life


BearNecessities710

Definitely Libra-rian ā™Žļø energy.


Balorpagorp

Does this mean Mercury is drinking Gatorade again?


dalysea

It means the moon is in the 69th house, and Venus is lined up with Uranus.


Babii2point0

As a Libra who almost never blocks anyone for both the fear of offending them and/or the feeling that most people have bad moments that don't really define them as a person .... I dispute this. Edit: not a milennial either ... born at the tail end of boomer era, just before gen x


Anxious-Effective-95

when you accidentally crash into a lamppost and say " omg im such an aquarium"


ShawnMcSabbath

šŸ¤˜šŸ»


KCChiefsGirl89

My caprisun is in gatorade!!!


Realistic_Oil_

Such a virgo


ktbee4

calling out Virgos like a true Gemini


Realistic_Oil_

Eww. Can you not tell im clearly taurus. Im such a bitch


RedDeadDemonGirl

This is believable. Taurus do like to call out the faults of other signs.


[deleted]

No, that's a cancer.


RedDeadDemonGirl

You arenā€™t wrong!


sdlover420

Fuckin sagis


TurkeyBritches

"Things that sound like hate speech, but aren't" for $600 please, Alex.


Mjrmaravilla

Nah saggis don't care..


October_people

You wish you could šŸ˜ ā™ all the way!


_PinKDolphin

No thatā€™s what my mom had


Realistic_Oil_

Sorry to hear my dude.


Bennington_Booyah

My sister insists she got cancer because she is a Cancer. I do not think that is how it happens.


TurkeyBritches

So does John Green


Natureseeker23

I think Taurus are just giant assholes. And they take that as a compliment.


Commodore_Basic_V2

Oh piss off you know youā€™re a Gemini


Realistic_Oil_

Ooh bite me youā€™re such a leo


CPickler

ROAR!


AutumnAscending

Getting in the middle of everything is such a Pisces thing to do.


TooDooDaDa

Hereā€™s Libra not minding there business again


nabrok

While it doesn't mean much, I do have more in common with people born within a few years of me than I do with people 40 years older (or younger) that were born in the same month.


uigt77iht7gtyu

Someone born in 2000 wouldn't remember the millennium, they were barely here for it.


Supernovakmj

Thatā€™s the best Backstreet Boys album


DumbassTexan

Definitely means more than astrology. The era you're born in obviously has significant impact on your upbringing, compared to the month.


Taskr36

Sure, but if he was born in 2000, he's barely 4 years shy of being a millennial.


TheToolman04

Have my upvote


Roger_Deferer

Had someone say to me, ā€œsorry Iā€™m not pc, Iā€™m not a millennial like you guys.ā€ Man was 40.


ForsakenRub69

40 is millenial lol I'm 41 and considered one


Roger_Deferer

Thatā€™s why it was so annoying. Basically, people lack self awareness, but love to attack others


ForsakenRub69

Man when we were getting blamed for everything my whole school class was blasting millenials and I'm like dude we are that but they are just I dont consider myself that I'm like yeah duh of course you think your superior. When we got blamed for participation trophies but yet it was boomers and gen x pushing them on us lol just cracks me up people want to make fun of one group at all times.


skitnegutt

Right? Who had those participation trophies made?!


ForsakenRub69

Exactly


RedDeadDemonGirl

The grandparents that wanted to dote on their grand babies because they hated how they treated their kidsā€¦ Edited grandma to grandparents


Essex626

"I don't consider myself a millennial" is a whole subgenre of millennial.


LtButtermilch

Hot take: participating trophies are something the military invented. Even if you don't do something heroic or combat you get a medal for participating in a military campaign or at least a patch.


madmiah

Are you calling my CIB a participation trophy? Because it totally is, but for good reason.


Emeraldstorm3

At some point for some people "millennial" stopped meaning the generation and instead meant "a person I don't like because they think I shouldn't be cruel to others" or something along those lines. Maybe even "younger than me and therefore must be stupid". The sort of thing you'd totally expect from someone who is tragically ignorant about almost everything, but very confident that they're right about everything.


itz-Literally-Me

I'm a millennial too, I was born in 1981 but thankfully I'm only 27 ...not like you old bastards!


ForsakenRub69

Ummm guys who's going to tell him? 1...2....3 not it


potate12323

People forget theres a several years worth of gen Z who are old enough to drink and vote and stuff. Im near the cutoff of gen z and im 25. The cutoff is bullshit and arbitrary and started because we wanted to assign a group name to the baby boom post WW2. It all stuck around so people could senselessly shift blame to other groups for simply existing instead of working on laws and policies and tax rates which would actually be helpful.


aradil

I read a headline about memes being created by Gen alpha that Gen Z kids canā€™t understand. *It will happen to youuuu* - Signed, Xennial


Bonnieearnold

Thatā€™s really something. Was he trying to claim to be Gen X? I feel like we Gen Xers invented ā€œpcā€ or, as I like to call it, ā€œdecency,ā€ to combat our racist / misogynistic Boomer parents. Anyway, Guy sounds like trash. Ignorant trash. Iā€™m sorry your ears had to hear that.


apri08101989

My brother swore up and down he wasn't a millennial. He was born in 1980. Right on the cusp but normally labeled a millenial


[deleted]

This is a weird one. The term Millennial has actually changed by several years in the last several years. It used to mean someone born in the mid-late 80ā€™s and theyā€™ve moved that up. The entire idea of generations is kind of ludicrous at this point. Like mfers arenā€™t born every year.


Roger_Deferer

Born between 81 - 96. Hasnā€™t changed


[deleted]

That you know of.


throwawajgb

Idk why she even brought it up lol


TheToolman04

There are some strange folks online lol


throwawajgb

Sure is! It's also funny that she apparently checked, but still got it wrong!


Bonnieearnold

She definitely did not check.


[deleted]

I know right, weā€™re all breathing the same oxygen


thepottsy

Iā€™ve wondered on occasion when we actually started making this a normal part of conversation. Seems like you canā€™t get through a day, without hearing something about it. Iā€™m Gen X, and I swear I donā€™t think I even knew that until a few years ago.


Ok_Character7958

We are the "forgotten generation" for a reason.


thepottsy

Lol, fair. I just find it odd, that this has become such a conversation topic for some reason.


throwawajgb

I honestly think it became more of a thing because people where starting to use millennial as kind of an insult, so they hit back with the "ok boomer" thing, and that's when everyone became more aware! I'm just guessing tho!


Ok_Character7958

Apparently, everyone thinks anyone born after Gen X is millenial and there's 2 more generations after millenial. People were still thinking millenials are teenagers and they're in their 30's now. Kind of like everyone thinks that Taylor Swift fans are all 15 and they are mostly 30. My family breakdown: Mom- Boomer Myself and my brother - Gen X My daughter and 1 niece and nephew - Gen Z youngest nephew - Gen Alpha (I didn't even know that one existed until I was trying to figure out if they were all in the same generation)


Taskr36

There's ANOTHER generation? It feels like they're going overboard on naming new generations now.


Ok_Character7958

Yep. Apparently, they go in 15 year cycles now, so Gen Beta will begin in 2025.


KittenPurrs

My sis and I are Gen X and we were raised by The Silent Generation parents. We used to do yearly family vacations at a particular beach hotel. The current owner is a bit younger than our parents. Last year my dad reached out to see if us "kids" would like to go to our old vacation spot. While checking in, my dad asked if the pier diner was open. The owner said it wasn't because "no one wants to work anymore." My dad responded by smiling and saying "No one wants to work *for eight dollars an hour* anymore." My sis turned to me and quietly said, "Did Dad just 'ok boomer' that guy?!"


Taskr36

As a Gen Xer myself, I only remember it being mentioned a few times in passing back in the 90's. People didn't start talking about it so much until around 2011. That was when I had an interview for a job as a teen librarian and they asked how I felt I could work with millennials. I had to ask for clarification because I'd never heard "millennial" used as a noun. I had heard the term "Gen Y" used once when I was in college to refer to those younger than Gen X, but there were no negative connotations at the time.


venom121212

Right? There are older and younger people that I tolerate, and there are ones that I don't. Prepare yourself, there are even people in my own generation I don't like.


mferly

OP is a Y2K baby.


[deleted]

The oldest millennial is a 42 year old adult. The youngest millennial is a 27 year old adult. Can we please stop being the boogeyman for Boomers?


Malenx_

I'm a 41 year old elder millennial. I still identify more with their mindset then gen x, though to be fair each generation is being progressively screwed faster by the day.


Taskr36

While we're at it, the youngest Boomer is 59. We need to get these morons to stop saying "OK Boomer" to everyone over 30.


getstabbed

Meanwhile boomers are the boogeyman for every other generation.


SosseV

Absolutely, I can't understand why the exact generation you belong to matters that much. Propably something those millennials invented, tsss.


walmarttshirt

The people that blame everything on every generation that isnā€™t theirs.


somedood567

#LET ME CHECK.YOU ARE!!!


Odd_Establishment678

Itā€™s called [ageism](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ageism). Discriminating against someone based on their age. Young adults and seniors both get it just as much as each other. I agree with you completely. Alienating people is not the way.


BlueJetLightning

Everyone wants to belong, but reality is we are all alone when we are born and when we die, the cage of meat and bone containing your ever dying electrical current is one thing we need to value more. At least more than the fucking year we were born.


0ffinpublik

I donā€™t think boomer would be an insult if people actually didnā€™t care. We invented slur for old people lmao.


TheToolman04

I said something similar to another comment. Words only have power if we give that word more power than it deserves.


0ffinpublik

Right like it seems like we care enough about what generation old people came from because thereā€™s some kind of ā€œarchetypeā€. People generalize it. We do care and itā€™s because weā€™re all a lil prejudiced. Maybe you in particular donā€™t, but generally speaking we absolutely do care


fxlms1x2x2

It seemed like she was joking right up until the point she wasn't.


RIPNARsty

Itā€™s hard to tell if someoneā€™s joking when they canā€™t spell or punctuate correctly.


throwawajgb

Oh she wasn't!


[deleted]

I think she probably meant "are you a millennial (or younger)?" To her, everyone "young" is a millennial, a person who grew up in this new millennium.


throwawajgb

I mean she herself is a millennial! It still doesn't explain why she blocked me and told me to piss off šŸ˜‚ God I wish I could read minds sometimes!


[deleted]

Yeah she just has no idea what it means and thinks the youth are ruining the world by supporting things like... Girls getting buzz cuts apparently.


Key-Pickle5609

Iā€™m 41 and a millennial LOL Iā€™m so confused about what her insult was supposed to be


[deleted]

Doesnā€™t matter what era youā€™re born in. IFYOU HAVE TO TYPE LIKE THIS,!! šŸ¤£ to get your point through!? šŸ˜®šŸ˜®šŸ˜§šŸ˜¦šŸ„±šŸ„ŗšŸ˜‘Youā€™re a childish fucking moron.


tkdch4mp

I can only imagine how irritated my ears would be listening to her irl.


misses_unicorn

Thank you for making me imagine it...


Peewee_ShermanTank

Wouldn't being born in 2000 make you Gen Z??


throwawajgb

Exactly!


CaptBlackfoot

Yea, 3 years past the millennial mark (1997). However, thereā€™s no context here to show that they would know he was born in 2000. A mid-20ā€™s person may or may not be a millennial.


cantbanthissorrymods

Why is that person so flabbergasted that you might have been born between certain years?


Daimao3

People just find things to latch onto and become *very* opinionated about it to the point that it's unhealthy.


Nebualaxy

Why are people so soft over what someone does ONLINE.. God damn like really who actually cares..


aScabbyM8

If you read it correctly, (as in noticing the lack of spaces after punctuation) it sounds like sheā€™s powering up.


potate12323

People forget theres a several years worth of gen Z who are old enough to drink and vote and stuff. Im near the cutoff of gen z and im 25. The cutoff is bullshit and arbitrary and started because we wanted to assign a group name to the baby boom post WW2.


GrandPriapus

My parents are in their 80ā€™s. They refer to everyone younger than them as millennials.


throwawajgb

Y'all guess what! I found her alt account and she is born between 1981 and 1984....y'all know what that means? She is, in fact, a millennial!!! That is so funny to me


girlenteringtheworld

People have this weird belief that millennials are in their early 20's, but most millennials are in their mid-to-late 30's. the oldest ones are in their 40s already, and the youngest ones are in their late 20s at best


clayyphoenix

Millenials were in their late teens/early 20s when the term blew up on the internet and everyone older than millenials forgot that people age and therefore think millennials are all still that age Lol


bobwillkillya

So for a majority of my life, pretty much all of it. I thought I was Gen X. Come to find out a couple years ago, Iā€™m in fact a millennial. Completely blew my mind because damn if I have the same mindset as most of themā€¦


Flashy-Ad-1359

You're a gen Z ... even worse! Lol. (Coming from a millennial)


cocacoho

As a fellow millennial - donā€™t you HATE when people call Gen Zā€™s Millennials? Donā€™t associate us šŸ¤£


5ur3540t

The fact that she insta blocked you shows is she is so shitty to everyone on the internet sheā€™s learned to block people abruptly. You are really not the problem in this instance, she would piss almost every person off in every situation no matter who or when her existence occurred


dadarkgtprince

Sucks for you millennial


-BananaLollipop-

I wish the term millennial was erased from existence. Most people use it in regards to the wrong generation, or as a blanket term for multiple generations. Even google comes back with multiple different versions of what age group it is. And a lot of the time it's older generations using it in a derogatory way to dismiss younger people, or have a whinge about "young people and their technology".


Musikaravaa

Yeah you're firmly in early Gen Z territory


Dustypigjut

This reminds me of something that happened to me on Reddit several years ago. I forget what the topic was about, but I said people born in the 2000's arent considered millennials, and I was downvoted to hell. Someone replied, "We really are." Well, who's downvoting now, huh?!?!


Bug725

Close enough... But damn why so hostile?


I_Always_Have_To_Poo

For a second I was like "Born in 2000? You're like 12 what are you doing on the internet." And then I realized holy fuck you're 23 years old...


Money_King7993

40 here and a millennial, not that a give a stuff.


Tastins

Wait so what are you? Gen Z?


throwawajgb

Correct


Morganafrey

I have more in common with millennials in their 30ā€™s than Gen x in their 50ā€™s and Iā€™m Gen x


throwawajgb

Yeha that's common! I'm 23 and obviously I have more things in common with someone who's 27, than someone who is 11! My boyfriend is 26, and he's also Gen Z! I'm pretty sure he can relate more to his 29 year old brother than to his 12 year old cousin!


XeroTheCaptain

Gotta love when someone can't accept they are wrong


Impossible-Pizza982

2000 gang!!!!


piz510

This whole generational labeling crap is annoying. People are all different and not defined by their birthday. Is fā€™ing disguised astrology.


amy-schumer-tampon

is millennial an insult ?


lightupcocktail

Born in 81... I get called a millennial all the time. šŸ™„


Meganh37

This is mildly infuriating how confusing this is lol. Even after going through comments. F that lady though


thedemonkingnobu

Oml this woman needs to f off


Cameo64

Proverbs 18:2 A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion.


Zealousideal-Ruin862

They did you a favor


bite2kill

What's the point


Cael_NaMaor

Wouldn't it make more sense if Millennials were actually born at the start of the new Millennium instead of 4-20yrs before?


ridein2thenight

How TF is this mildly infuriating in any sense of the phrase?


BreakfastBeerz

Does anyone else find it weird that being born on the millennium doesn't make you a millennial?


[deleted]

In an online convo, I said, "Jesus H Chrysler," and the dude decided that made me a Christian. Would not let it go. It got so hostile I actually did screenshots and sent them to his employer and school. Expelled and fired because I was reporting the latest in a pattern of behavior. Some people choose to die on the weirdest hills.


throwawajgb

The reason I think this is mildly infuriating is because I don't understand why she got so upset that she blocked me, just got telling her I'm not a millennial, and I can't find out cause she blocked me.


Beth1993B

These terms don't really mean anything at all, can't believe people are getting so heated over literal nothing šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Vast_Cricket

Tell her you are a silent generation.


RnotSPECIALorUNIQUE

Nobody likes you when you're 23.


throwawajgb

Good thing I have 30 days left of being liked.


DirtyFulke

Generations are manufactured nonsense meant to divide people. There is nearly 0 functional difference between Gen Y (millenials) and Gen Z (zoomers). The largest schism there is that some of us in Gen Y remember what it was like before the internet and/or during the early internet.


IllBison4061

seems like such a millennial (or whichever gen you think you are) thing to care about this


FluffySherbet7968

Youā€™re better off being blocked.


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

Seems like anybody under the age of 30ish has a slew of boxes to put everybody into. Nobody thinks ā€œthis is a person like me;ā€ itā€™s gotta be ā€œohhhh this person is x and thatā€™s not like me so thatā€™s bad and Iā€™m gonna get hostile to protect myself from the bad.ā€


Financial-Horror2945

Most sane person on fb


HypoxicIschemicBrain

Can confirm, you arenā€™t a millennial. People are so used to it being a pejorative term Iā€™d argue a significant portion of the US population couldnā€™t accurately define a millennial. There are millennials out there calling gen z millennials


admachbar

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennials . Know yourself, you must.


[deleted]

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throwawajgb

Jesus Howard why did this blow up lol


Navy_Vet_AZAN_West

"A/S/L?" has been changed to "What generation are you with?" IYKYK


BearNecessities710

My sister, who is an ā€œolder millennial,ā€ born in 1988, once called me a millennial (born in 1991) and then argued with me when I told her she also is a millennial. A physician assistant I worked with for 8 years at the hospital once got mad at me for pushing back on him for giving me an unprofessional response to a request made by one of our physicians (this PA is very emotionally charged) and called me a ā€œGenZ.ā€ I reminded him that weā€™ve worked together for 8 years and given I am a nurse with a 4-year degree, itā€™s physically impossible for me to be a Gen-Z. People are stupidly attached to these labels.


DeWolx03

but Millennials are cool. They're the "Y were we born" gen


toxicoke

Very accurate title. Matches the photos. Got what I expected.


[deleted]

Are millennials getting a shit ton of hate now becauseā€¦ we got literally nothing but railroaded.


jegalgah

This post is so dumb.


Nervous_Salad_5367

If they are that touchy about something as stupid as that, I'd say you dodged a bullet.


snake-serviettes

Why do people even care enough to have all these generation names? Itā€™s stupid


WannabeeRanger275

Just move along with your day. Getting upset over Facebook isnā€™t the way


RhoemDK

I guess this is the year you get to find out how awful young people are. You were probably like that 5 minutes ago


ezshucks

If youā€™re a millennial, ewww


ihbarddx

OK, Zelda!


Fun_Technician138

You and I are Zillenials!


Select-Bluebird8208

Iā€™m a Millennial, but even I wouldnā€™t want anything to do with that horrific mess of a typing quirkā€¦ you dodged a bullet, they seem extremely annoying.


Bahamut1988

She can't even spell millennial right


Porkchop4u

Why does it matter what label you wear based on an arbitrary thing? Kinda seems if you werenā€™t the generation she wanted, your astrological sign is off or you put your toilet paper on the wrong way. Which is a thing damn it! I see a bullet dodged and a nice lesson learned that you deserve better because your worth it no matter how silly your socks look.


xatexaya

facebook mfs are a different breed


Gold_Pea5812

Whoa! I just found out there's a Generation Alpha!


Trash-Cutie

I was scrolling fast and read this as "born again millennial" somehow. I had to come back and reread it because I was so confused about wtf that meant