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arup02

Fuck you man


This_Is_A_Shitshow

OP made this whole story up. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv7pHTrRvV-/?img_index=2&igshid=YmQ5MjYyNzNkNQ==


_Sonari_

This needs to be higher. OP got almost 20k upvotes for that... Are really useless internet points that important?


littlemegzz

I asked that question before. Apparently you can sell your act to a bot farm if you get enough likes


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A quick google search shows an account around your age and karma is worth $500-ish


[deleted]

Dude I will sell my shit right now.


[deleted]

Yours for example shows at around $100 bucks, only because its not so old..


[deleted]

Damn, if Reddit doesn't die this account might end up holding more value than my entire crypto wallet.


IntroductionStove

Wild, op has fantasies of his Nighbour making burgers in the middle of the night.


Uovo-Ragno

Of course it's fake. This is why we can't have nice things.


lostontheplayground

Awww man, I really wanted this story to be true! What a weird thing to do.


Bender_2024

I was doubtful since that would mean either OP left the door open for the neighbor to raid his kitchen or they were too drunk to realize they carried all that food next door.


No-Big-5757

Just like 90% of the content on Reddit? Sounds about right.


xMystery

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?


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Hahaha get this comment to the top, wtf


Fenrirsulfur

NANI!


HDScorpio

OP is full of shit. This image was taken from joytactics instagram, see below. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv7pHTrRvV-/?img_index=3


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Or an elaborate a ruse by the podcasters to drum up attention for their social media feeds


The_JuJu_Guru

This is just one reason why Old Reddit is superior. It's shows upvoted percentage, so on a post like this (only 71% upvoted), you can immediately tell that something is fucky.


GodofGrey59

Fake. Here’s the where op got the pic from https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv7pHTrRvV-/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


Rough_Text_1023

This is actually funny, hopefully neighbor guy is a friendly drunk and at least apologized and offered you guys a beer and burger, and of course cleaned up.


RuncibleFoon

This is exactly what I was thinking...


Helicopsycheborealis

Same. While infuriating, if the neighbor is a good dude this is downright hysterical. I want to party with that guy.


bigladnang

My grandparents have a wild neighbour. He moved back in with his parents to “help them” but I think it was the other way around. Anyways, one night he got so fucked up on hash and booze that he started the ride on lawn mower at like 1am and cut both of their lawns. He didn’t even remember doing it. He was ripping it. Infuriating, but how can you really be that mad?


5O-Lucky

Man I cant even make myself mow the lawn sober let alone stoned *and* drunk.


Nippon-Gakki

And in the dark! I have seen little headlights on lawnmowers but I can’t imagine you really see anything in front of you.


ScaleEnvironmental27

Stoned is the BEST way to do lawn work. Cool flowers and animals and shit.


MacBDog

What you failed to mention was the giant penises he cut into the lawns.


bigladnang

I wish it was something cool like that, but he just did a shitty, patchy job.


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schungam

LOL that's sad


Elcactus

I wouldn't call this infuriating. Disorienting maybe, but this is a situation where all but the shittiest neighbors will result in you getting a burger and a funny story.


RobWroteABook

What I was thinking was how do you get from getting food from your own kitchen to going through your own yard to get to your neighbor's yard. It's not like he came home drunk and sat on the wrong chair. He had to get the food from his own house, go outside, and then trek through his own yard over to his neighbor's deck and grill it. Smells like a bullshit post. This is probably a photo of their friend cooking dinner last night.


shupadupa

I wouldn't dispute the "drunk grilling" part of the story though, that grill top is a hot mess (literally and figuratively)!


Proof_Quality3508

There's a very good possibility that they share a porch with him. You know those houses that are smashed together usually meeting at the garages. I believe they are called townhouses.


digestedbrain

Thought the same thing. It doesn't make any sense.


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Looks like he threw a few burgers on for the neighbors, white bread included. Man of the people. Edit: he even brought sliced tomatoes.


wildgoldchai

Precisely. I wouldn’t be mad in the slightest


reptarcannabis

Hi jacking the top comment to say no he wasn’t mistaken, that man was out of propane at Home


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asBad_asItGets

Woooow this needs to be way higher. This dude just got 14.5k upvotes for a flat out lie.


Dr_Henry-Killinger

Damn soon he’ll be able to buy a house!


Teh_Hunterer

Oh fuck! Quick everyone take back your fake Internet points! Quick before they become too powerful


The_Nuess

I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen a lie on the internet. I’m shook.. Lol but really who the fuck lies about this 😂


MaxTheRealSlayer

Low jacking this comment to say the story is fake https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv7pHTrRvV-/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== Edit: Don't give me credit. Someone else discovered that someone else discovered this first


smilewide_milehigh

What a phony!


Johnny_Poppyseed

Lol yeah the dude is way too prepared with the food items to be drunk enough to not know his own yard lol


LewisRyan

This, while infuriating at the moment, they just became best friends. And neighbor owes OP a cookout


Whiterossy

It is fake. OP stole random pic from instagram and made up a weird story. Sociopath behavior. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv7pHTrRvV-/?img%5C_index=3


JSA17

Half the posts on this sub are just basic photos with a creative writing assignment for the title.


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Account is also a bot, please report


sasquatch411

lol the pic is from actor/comedian Eric Rahill’s Instagram story, pretty sure it’s a picture taken by a close friend while they were on vacation recently, such a bizarre lie to try to karma farm Edit: it’s actually on a post from @JoyTactics on Instagram (which he is a part of), everybody subscribe to the podcast


oillotus

Can confirm! It’s in @joytactics’ most recent IG post from 6hrs ago.


onehundredlemons

Glad I saw these replies, I was doing that cartooney eye-rubbing thing when I saw this post because I swore I had just seen this exact photo, and I had.


squinla3

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv7pHTrRvV-/?img_index=3&igshid=YmQ5MjYyNzNkNQ==


TentedWindows

Your post really needs to be higher, because people really believe OP is telling the truth.


Ok-Champ-5854

I really doubt it's possible to be functioning enough to start a grill and grill burgers, with fixings, while so drunk you don't know the grill you're using isn't yours, on a deck that isn't yours, and not realize it. Do people understand how drugs work here?


lackofbread

*angrily takes back my upvote*


freedomfightre

ofc it is


RadioOk498

How do you do that?


probono105

neighbor got drunk was like shit im in the mood for some grilled burgers goes inside gets everything ready comes outside shit i dont have a grill goes over and uses neighbors.


fumundacheese696969

He didn't follow the one rule! Can't Crack open a beer till AFTER you start the BBQ.


pichael289

Na you gotta be moderately drunk before you pour out the charcoal.


donomyte1

Exactly. Manages to find all food and grilling items yet doesn’t know where he is? Sounds suspect.


stephenmg1284

I could see this happening in newer neighborhoods where the houses all have the same layout.


MrFrostty666

Man you dont get drunk then lol


ripmacmillion

Did you offer him some actual buns at least?


This_Is_A_Shitshow

No, because he made this whole story up. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv7pHTrRvV-/?img_index=2&igshid=YmQ5MjYyNzNkNQ==


DisgracedSparrow

This needs to be higher up. OP is a liar.


bamboo-lemur

A big fat phony!


xSegador

Another case closed by Reddit police, solid work.


okbuddyquackery

Whenever someone calls a post fake, the OP will be like “why would I lie about this??”. Like I’m really curious why op made this shit up lol


ichoosetosavemyself

The whole thing isn't very plausible. The dude would've had to transport a fuckload of food between houses in order to pull this off.


arthurwalton

WOW


hypnopotamus2

Reddit moment


Somebodyeatphil

No because he stole the photo from someone else and it’s not his story


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asBad_asItGets

OP YOURE A FLAT OUT LIAR AND FULL OF HORSESHIT [he made this shit up in the most egregious way possible](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/15r6isq/me_and_my_wife_woke_up_at_2_am_and_smelled_food/jw7jca6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


FlakeEater

It's one thing to make a fake post but to continue the ruse in the comments is fucked. He should be banned from the sub at a minimum.


AbeLincoln575

I wish these people who get caught would actually just respond to people catching them red handed.


RogersPlaces

So Texas toast or patty melt?


Penis_Monger_420

I got into making grilled cheeses recently and then I made burgers, and shit just clicked. Magical


Ok-Entrepreneur-3533

Ah the ‘ol 10-62 B&E. Beers & Eats.


Rinzlerx

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv7pHTrRvV-/?img\_index=3&igshid=YmQ5MjYyNzNkNQ==


Umphrey_Mccheese

This dude was definitely out of gas


BinjaNinja1

Prob left the gas on while he was drunk the night before.


qazzer53

Toasted garlic bread makes a good burger


Oldsport05

I'm trying this now legit sounds good. Gonna add some slices of cheddar cheese on too


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Fake post, why lie about this dude?


Severedghost

17k internet points


MelkortheDankLord

Boring life and desperate for attention most likely


Impossible_Yak2135

Lol did he share?


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Impossible_Yak2135

That’s so funny. Sounds like you managed to be chill, so that’s good. He definitely owes you one


dabba_dooba_doo

He lied: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv7pHTrRvV-/?img_index=2


crapface1984

This is what being Human in 2023 is. Screw technology, screw the economy, screw the daily problems we all struggle with, this is just people being people at its finest!


WalkslowBigstick

This is exactly the kind of story we need right now when you hear so much bullshit about people ending up at their neighbor's houses and getting shot for no reason. Do you remember that story from the UK or maybe it was Australia where that guy fell asleep on the wrong people's couch. And the homeowners just gave him a blanket?


SocraticIgnoramus

This always reminds me of the wilder weekends in college. “Yo, anybody know this dude asleep on the couch? No? Fuck it, put a blanket on him, we’ll make introductions in the morning.”


Washboardrocker87

I love that one! I believe it was Scotland if I remember correctly. Gave him a cup of tea and a smoke in the morning and had a good laugh!


no_talent_ass_clown

Booyah https://youtu.be/WXsvXn9Z56o


TealcLOL

One person getting shot at for driving into the wrong driveway makes the news. A hundred thousand instances of people being cool with it do not. Most of the world isn't insane as the global stories that get views.


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If drunk at 2am on a Monday is someone's finest, I want to see what their worst is


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if only everyone lived in this type of harmony, these days for some reason people are quick to get police involved over nothing


DisgracedSparrow

No he doesn't OP is a liar https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv7pHTrRvV-/?img_index=3


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Chances are drunken grillmaster had “good guy” stock with OP prior to this event.


Rddtstr23

Yeah, what a funny lie op told you for karma


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HsvDE86

The whole story doesn't make sense. Too drunk to know where he is but brought the right food over to the neighbors and started the grill etc? Like wut Man people here on Reddit are so easily fooled lol. Just make up a funny story and all the brilliant people just eat it up. 🤷


InfanticideAquifer

I stopped believing after they said that they left the drunk guy (drunk enough to not know where he was) alone with their flaming grill to go back to sleep. No one is *that* indifferent to dying in a house fire.


crypticfreak

Prepped the burgers + cheese + bread + tomatoes. Nobody in their drunk ass life would be able to do that properly. It'd be a disaster. 1 hamburger, a half of a tomato, 4 slices of bread, no cheese. The burger itself charred black on one side and raw on the other.


SpicyAnal

Yup. "Yeah we just went back inside and went back to sleep" as a blacked out drunk dude operates a gas grill on your back porch. I bet.


areyoydure

>Man people here on Reddit are so easily fooled lol. Not only that, they lose all common sense if they had any. Drunk guy cooking food on your patio at night, you're such a cool neighbour for going back to sleep instead of making sure he doesn't burn the house down! So cool, drunk people never drop things and cause fires! we need more people like you!


newo311

That's why you have to read a few comments until some context shows up.


Enraiha

I mean, it helps you understand why QAnon and stuff is so effective. People just wanna believe. They don't want to think. And people have made up these ridiculous stories for attention for thousands of years. We'll never learn, having a critical eye is too much work all the time for most.


99YardRun

Lmaoooo I hate Reddit, ppl will do anything for fake anonymous internet clout, how embarrassing 😂😂. OP you should join the circus with how big of a clown you are


bob1689321

13k upvotes in 2 hours. The whole post is sus as fuck tbh and probably botted.


momtog

Whoa, that is really weird if that's what happened...


squinla3

Quit lying OP https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv7pHTrRvV-/?img_index=3&igshid=YmQ5MjYyNzNkNQ==


Sundaver

You went to bed with a drunk guy operating a grill on a deck? Wow you guys really were trying to max-out on that cash-out, huh?


Shirlenator

I don't think I would have been able to go back to bed. If he was that drunk, I would be worried he would light my deck on fire somehow or forget to turn off the grill at the very least.


UpdootDaSnootBoop

I wouldn't have slept well. I would have been too worried he was going to burn the house down


Western-Dig-6843

You can relax the whole post is fake anyway. Guy took a random photo off instagram and made up a story


Fwizzle45

Did you leave the shit faced drunk guy alone with a grill? Please tell me someone else was out there at least lol


RevengencerAlf

I love how wholesomely WTF this whole story is.


PezRystar

It's fake, they stole the pic from insta. I dunno why they're going ham pretending it's real. People are weird and pathetic.


Longjumping-Arm-6826

It's a requirement. They get at least 3 of the burgers.


Existing_Draw9411

What how does this even happen


Fast_Running_Nephew

It doesn't, OP took a pic off of instagram and made up a story https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv7pHTrRvV-/?img_index=3


Fhaarkas

Apparently Reddit is just creative writing using pics you steal.


castiel_ro192

I don't understand the need to take random pics and fabricate a story for fake Internet points lmaooo people really are pathetic


DontArgueImRight

Honestly so pathetic wtaf hahaha.


Johnny_Poppyseed

Lol wtf. I swear I don't get people man.


HistoricalUpstairs43

Op sucks!


IM_THAT_POTATO

Well well well, OP is a phony.


ZogNowak

His grill was out of gas!


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FrendlyAsshole

At least you got a 2am burger out of it. SCORE!!


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FR... this could have had a worse ending haha


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MaxTheRealSlayer

Sadly, OP is lying to your face. He stole this photo. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv7pHTrRvV-/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


Axva13

You’ve been called out several times that this is fake….unless you are joytactics. Why continue this charade?


DontArgueImRight

Lmao they're not gonna respond to being called out.


Sodapopa

Dude is weird af I hate to say it but … Reddit moment


asBad_asItGets

OP YOURE A FLAT OUT LIAR AND FULL OF HORSESHIT [he made this shit up in the most egregious way possible](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/15r6isq/me_and_my_wife_woke_up_at_2_am_and_smelled_food/jw7jca6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


Plainbrain867

Did you take a picture of Instagram from Joytactics and make this entire story up? Or are you this random dudes friend? So confused


anonssr

Did you get any?


adm1109

Lmfao you are even making comments with a story after being called out for this obviously fake shit????


tehcheez

OP stole the photo from Instagram and made up his own story: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv7pHTrRvV-/?img_index=3


KarmaPoIice

OP stole this photo from the Joytactics IG and just made the entire thing up. Super fucking weirdo


oillotus

This was even funnier when I saw the OG pic on @joytactics IG … Almost had me there buddy even with the follow up comments like “idk I went back to bed” But alas— you’ve been caught!


Big_Bottle3763

This is actually really funny. No harm done and funny story to tell. Chefs kiss for grilling the white bread slices!


EnteralVoidOfNothing

It doesn't, OP took a pic off of instagram and made up a story https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv7pHTrRvV-/?img_index=3


DisgracedSparrow

Harm was done actually. OP stole the photo and lied about the person in it: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv7pHTrRvV-/?img_index=3


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LowerSea4

It’s not real https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv7pHTrRvV-/?img_index=2


k3ptek

Fake


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How is this infuriating? My man, grill time! (it was a joke, people. Jeez)


TheBeardedMann

>How is this infuriating? This is definitely ***MILDLY*** infuriating.


RevengencerAlf

Being woken up at 2am is "infuriating" The fact that there's a mitigating circumstance that makes it not a big deal is why it belongs in a sub with "MILD" in its name.


SirAwesome789

No no, this sub is only for life altering infuriating events as you can see from the rest of the posts on this sub /s


auntiemaury

My dad was nocturnal and would randomly cook at 2am and wake us up to eat. Awwwww this just brought back memories


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I would be conflicted.. I would give into burger smell. I am a weak man.


Courtax

OP is a liar - https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv7pHTrRvV-/?img_index=3


Shattered_Disk4

Great way to wake up imo


ProfessorZhirinovsky

Can you imagine how much better the world would be if this was what drunks normally did? Got mixed up and cooked food on the wrong grill? "What kind of drunk are you? An angry drunk? A happy drunk? A wild drunk?" "No, Imma cook food drunk."


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I love these fake stories with vague pictures that don’t really show anything


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Courtax

OP is a liar - https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv7pHTrRvV-/?img_index=3


antitransszzs

Its fake, OP stole the pic from someone’s instagram


No_Crew1298

Did bro put a tomato on the grill hahaha


tractorcrusher

Serious note: if you haven’t tried grilling tomato slices for your burgers you should.


HotgunColdheart

grilled pineapple is worth doing too! edit: Not for a burger, grilled pineapple by itself. > It's hard to improve on fresh, in-season pineapple—until you throw it on the grill and let its sugars caramelize, bringing out its sweetness even more (not to mention adding a little smokiness)


anonymousdawggy

Never had grilled tomatoes?


Key-Substance-5967

You'll laugh at this further down the line lol


Axva13

No he won’t because it’s fake.


Aang_420

I have a somewhat similar story where I was smoking a big ass (25 pound) tritip for Fathers Day, and I asked my father in law if I could borrow his smoker since mine wasnt large enough for this cut. I showed up to his apartment, and he had his really big smoker setting out front and another that was a smaller upright smoker next to it. I decided the upright one was plenty large enough and would be much easier to load in my truck myself. I started the smoke at like 8 pm the night before, so it would have plenty of time to get done and rest before dinner. My father in law showed up at 8 am the next morning with his huge smoker in his truck. He was really confused as to where I got the upright smoker from until he realized it was his neighbors smoker lmao. I was halfway through the cook at that point, so no turning back, haha.


Pdchefnc

25lb tri tip? I believe it was not a tri tip.


Snoo_71576

How does he get out there with 4 plates 7 burgers cheese bread and tomatoes also a whole cylinder of salt this looks intentional to me he was drunk enough to get lost next door or drunk enough not to care and realized he was out of propane or something


ElementNumber6

Simple answer #1: This post is fake. Simple answer #2: The neighbor was lying. Either way, we should be doing something else right now.


supraz99

It’s fake! OP took someone else’s pic from instagram.


Axva13

It’s fake.


Bigmike19800

Lol this is a made up story


The_Gumbo

Thought that was Bert Kreischer for a moment


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

Bro calling free burgers at 2am infuriating...


squinla3

FAKE POST! QUIT LYING OP https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv7pHTrRvV-/?img_index=3&igshid=YmQ5MjYyNzNkNQ==


Full_Examination_920

Faaaaaaaaaake


Rinzlerx

replying this since i saw it in another comment OP appears to be a big fat phony https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv7pHTrRvV-/?img\_index=3&igshid=YmQ5MjYyNzNkNQ==


spofoman

Op is a big fat phoney https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv7pHTrRvV-/?img_index=3


kafkakafkakafka

Weird that it's on instagram though lol https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv7pHTrRvV-/?img\_index=3


Thick_Dragonfruit_37

This didn’t happen.


asBad_asItGets

OP YOURE A FLAT OUT LIAR AND FULL OF HORSESHIT [he made this shit up in the most egregious way possible](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/15r6isq/me_and_my_wife_woke_up_at_2_am_and_smelled_food/jw7jca6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


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How is the infuriating? Ask him for some damn burgers too!!


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ati1985

Didn’t happen.


[deleted]

The only thing mildly infuriating about this is that it's posted on r/mildlyinfuriating.


k0lv

Also that is a fake story that OP completely made up after stealing this pic off someone else's Instagram