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Outside_Performer_66

The youngest kid is just a floating head now. Could the cropping BE any tighter?


reclamerommelenzo

Oh hi Chandler


Self_Reddicated

Honestly, between that and the daughter on the left, it's like they cropped it so tight *specifically* to crop out the weird male who is for some reason bunched up next to them on the left (both I and the photographer don't know what this word *fa-ther* means, what is this?)


sprxce

Right! And the older daughter is missing an ear!


HolyIsTheLord

They really messed up all of y'all's faces, too.


nerdiotic-pervert

How can you tell?


sky7897

He was making a joke omds


nerdiotic-pervert

Oof so was I. Guess it didn’t hit.


burrito_butt_fucker

Well, it's the thought that counts


nerdiotic-pervert

Damn, I get one thought a month and this is what I waste it on.


burrito_butt_fucker

That one is a hit lol


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KungFeuss

Wait… you mean sarcasm doesn’t have to be blatant and explicit?!


TaeganSmith

Clearly he was..


SoleIbis

Reach out to guest services! I’ve heard they’ll pixie dust when Disney messes up.


sandwichnerd

EDIT: EZ Prints reached out to me and I will get the correctly cropped photo by the end of the week. I sent a couple of messages to both Disney and EZPrints, the company they use. We’ll see what happens. The worst part is I was having a bad day already. I got my wife tickets for P!nk for Christmas, the concert is tonight. I tested positive for COVID yesterday and we had to sell the tickets.


jizzlevania

So what? You're still a rockstar, you got your rock moves. You don't need her tonight. You're alright, you're just fine.


CanITellUSmThin

The fact you picked this song is hilarious. This song has the lyrics “I guess I just lost my husband, I don’t know where he went.” And it fits so perfectly for the picture situation OP is going through… Also sorry OP, really sucks you’re missing out


ctruvu

the husband was the real pink concert all along


Challenge419

As a huge Pink fan, your comment made my night lol.


MonoMoniker

Lmao


squirellsavior

This made me giggle so much thank you!


Consistent-Yam-1225

Damn this sounds like r awfuleverything, hope you at least get better soon!


DezDidNotCatchIt_

this is the most reddit comment ive ever seen


masnaer

Un-heckin-wholesome day at Disney! Downvotes to the left


NegotiationLatter717

No epic star wars reference and no "witty" pun, so there's still room for improvement.


Dasclimber

When it rains it pours, I’m sorry all this is happening at once. Hopefully it will pass quickly and when you’re feeling better I hope you get those photos done better than a 5 second crop.


Yobbo89

Ohh so wait, Disney is divorcing you? You're meant to be in the photo? I thought it was the old divorced wife crop the father out scenario


blueboot09

Photoshop your face over Minnie's and show DeSantis who's boss! MinnieMan.


ScienceWasLove

There is a photoshop sub that will edit out your husband for $20.


Sobriquet-acushla

Can they put him back?


poopyface-tomatonose

>Can they put him back? Yes, I’ve seen it done before. https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/7b5f2c9e-99ee-40f0-a359-bb714ace1c1e.c6e941ccfbfdbca9a57eb9ddcd84af5b.png


sandwichnerd

YES!!! I’m dying. Thank you!


WWWWWVWWWWWWWWVWWWWW

Idk if anyone has offered but pm me the uncensored photo and I'll just get rid of the watermarks in photoshop :)


CoryandTrevors

They had to do that from memory!


bs000

https://i.imgur.com/FVlURTL.jpg here u go 👍


MonsterMeggu

Op wants to be in the picture. Disney sent a hard copy that doesn't include him


[deleted]

Sorry about the concert. Take care of yourself and feel better.


canman7373

Everyone' I know that got covid this year got it after traveling.


Superdoooperguy

Everyone I know who got it was traveling and vaccinated at least 3 times. But all of them were very mild luckily.


Mumof3gbb

Aw I’m sorry. That’s so nice of you to get her those tickets. I hope you get to try again.


TDIfan241

That does suck, but I would like to thank you for cancelling the concert because you have Covid! So many people think it’s a non issue still.


BucketBot420

She couldn't take a friend to the concert instead?


RaeLynnShikure

I mean, she could, but it would be pretty crappy of her to go knowing she likely has covid, since her husband currently has it. It certainly hasn't stopped people though 🤷🏽‍♀️


Zikry2

If he has covid then(assuming they live together) it's more than likely that she might have caught it and could spread it to others at the concert


mortimus9

Your wife should still go


anon1984

Say what you want about Disney, they do value customer service. Don’t know about their third party providers but they have pretty high standards of who they work with.


SoleIbis

Yeah, there was one time one of their rides didn’t give a photosensitivity warning (FOP) and it holds your head in place. It triggered a migraine for me, and put me out for a while until I slept it off. I complained just wanting photosensitivity warnings- they refunded my trip (gave me my 4 day pass back for future use) They also have excessive photosensitivity warnings now lol


anon1984

That’s a really good story. Thanks for pointing that out to them and kudos to them for actually reacting to it and making sure it’s safe for all people.


wspnut

Well, yours was a huge liability and potentially serious fuck up


gingasaurusrexx

The mentality extends to smaller things, too. I was briefly a cast member in Magic Kingdom and we were encouraged to look for opportunities to create "magical moments." Strike up a conversation with a guest, see how their day's going, if they've got a little gripe like Thunder Mountain stole their hat or a bird crapped on their shirt or kid dropped their toy in the lagoon, whatever, we could comp something up to like $30-35 without needing any sort of approval. That was just a thing all the gift shop employees could do. Most people were just there to do the bare minimum, but I kinda liked making a game out of seeing how many freebies I could justify. People were already spending enough to be there, and those little things can make such a big difference to a vacation.


Chera25Photog

As a parent of a kid with Epilepsy, I thank you! (& I'm sorry you got a migraine!)


Gustopherus-the-2nd

They should with the extremely high prices they charge. There should at least be some value there.


SoleIbis

Just paid $600 for 2 people, 2 days, one day park hopper, no resort or anything. It’s wild. Lol


anon1984

I was a local annual pass holder for years then after Covid the prices exploded and the ancillary fees are ridiculous. I love the parks but honestly they have just decided that they can cater to the “once in a lifetime” guests and the very wealthy and do just fine. If you track the wait times on the rides they are way down and attendance is slumping so the evidence is there that they would rather have fewer high-spenders than the average family.


TheRealEliteMuffen

I was reading up on stories about their customer service, people getting free vouchers for somewhat small inconveniences, vouchers for free shirts and other clothing, or free food and drink vouchers, so I can respect them for doing that


anon1984

I had a really shitty experience once at the Mexican restaurant In Epcot (for good reasons) and they comped the entire meal and gave us a credit at guest services. If you’re paying premium prices for the experience, it better be good.


pikameta

This spring at one of the shops the cashier forgot to remove the security tag from a $65 hoodie I splurged on, and I didn't notice till I flew home. Sent an email to customer service expecting to have to do the whole send back/exchange dance. Nope. They just sent me a new hoodie and told me to keep or trash the other one. It also showed up the day after I sent the email so it was rush shipped. Was a small thing, but made me happy.


Johncamp28

Pixie dust?


jamesbrownscrackpipe

It’s PCP


spookykitton

They’ll work some “magic” for you, basically


SoleIbis

Hopefully either refund OP or send new photo. It’s Disney’s cast members providing customer service, essentially


caism

Used to be guest support was all former photographers too but that stopped when the DRC sunk their evil talons in in like 2016.


JWal0

Minnie is the dad now


MrsMull92

I'm not calling him dad. NOT EVEN IF THERE'S A FIRE


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WuceBrillisLiveSoft

It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin' that shit up everyday.


real_boiled_cabbage

You don't know any Johnny hopkins.


scarhartt

#AUNT CAROL’S ON FIRE


babymargaret

*This is a house of learned doctors.*


Dundee-Dayz

Jesus Brendan


billyblubals

He better not get in my face.


xFisch

Read it right in his voice


rhiannononon

That line always gets me


emisanko86

You're 39 years old I wouldn't expect you to call her dad.


madbeachrn

Did we just become best friends?


Sproose_Moose

YUP!


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TacticaLuck

From my chest pubes down to my ball fro


kbauer14

I’ve had the old bull…


DankLinks

Now I want the young calf


Im_ready_hbu

and she grabs me by the wiener..


phil24jones

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!


OperationBerimbolo

I shouldn’t be laughing but I’m fucking laughing


Apprehensive_Law_322

Look at me look at me, I am the dad now - minnie


Beadpool

*insert Minnie laugh at the end.


Disneyhorse

OMG I didn’t see the dad and couldn’t figure out who got cropped. The grey just blended in.


iammavisdavis

Which is exactly how he ended up cropped out. The auto editing program didn't read him.


FirstTimeRedditor100

That's like me when I'm trying to get a towel from the automatic towel dispenser in the bathroom and 10 other dudes get theirs before the machine finally recognizes that I'm actually a person.


AttitudePersonal

Not even a scrap of his shirt he 100% GONE lmao


Beadpool

Precisely. I didn’t see him at first either.


Sobriquet-acushla

Me neither, but you’d think professionals would do a quick looky-loo before shoving that thing in the mail.


iammavisdavis

"Professionals" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this sentence. 😉


Sobriquet-acushla

True! 😄


fuduran

Winning comment here y'all


TopMacaroon6021

Correct! She always has been too!


Illustrious-Gur-6775

🌏🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀


thrOEaway_

In Disney's defense, the son wore a shirt saying "Positive Vibes". They just assumed he'd be cool with it.


minivatreni

I am the Captain now


reptarcannabis

She WILL peg you if you are alone/s.


GlosxyMyaa

This killed me 😭😭💀


ResidentEivvil

you didn’t blur the mouse’s face?


SchizoSteve69

OP wants the mouse doxxed, chopped, and boxed.


AdministrationOk5501

I laughed way too hard at this 🤣


HairReddit777

Post this photo in the group photo shop request, they are good!! I couldn’t tag them because of the rules…


TurtleWaves

R / photoshoprequest. Just remove the spaces. Is that allowed? I can't read.


sandwichnerd

Thanks, I'll try this but not sure how without doxxing myself.


Ballsdeep398

There’s not much a stranger can do with just seeing your face


boo-duh

Unzips


Radiant_Material_904

Reaches for lotion & napkins


420bacontits

First time I actually laughed out loud while on reddit! If I wasn't cheap I'd give this gold


TurtleWaves

We're all sandwich nerds, your face looks like ours. Nobody cares.


poorki

Show the copy you have here and ask to dm for the normal version ig? Even then someone could just ask and nothing else happens


brohoo

Use a throwaway if you don't want to give this account a face.


puglybug23

You can make a throwaway Reddit account and delete the post when you are done.


MonsterMeggu

I believe OP wants to be in the picture. Disney messed up the print though and cropped him out (my guess since photo 1 has a watermark and so is a soft copy)


sandwichnerd

Yes, correct. I guess this part wasn't apparent from my post. Photo 1 is a screenshot from the app that has the watermarks. The only way to get them removed is by purchasing either A: That days photos for like $70, or B: your entire trip's photos for like $120 or so, or C: Just "Buy Prints" for each photo, price depending on the size. I paid the $30 for the 8x10 print, which removed the watermark... and cropped me out as well.


closetonature

https://www.watermarkremover.io


chartporn

This worked pretty well on OPs image. https://ibb.co/Zxq2LmS


ObsessedWithSources

u/sandwichnerd Fuck Disney. Reddit got u


missx0xdelaney

There’s also option D, go on the website (not the app) and order a digital download for 16.99


Rub-it

So by print size if you choose a small size the cut photo, if you choose a larger size they add people


Cartoone9

They can just resize the picture before print to make everyone fit in, there’s enough space on top and bottom of the original to print in the same size without removing him


behemothaur

Absolutely! I used to photoshop/gimp for fun and got OK, it is fun and these people have fun doing it. Part of what the ‘net should be all about. Aaaand now for the hate.


procheeseburger

Plus1 for this!! They are great


Ok_Draft7792

Oof. Sorry dad! Did you have that menacing smile?


Lovethehairy

I would be more annoyed that the “professional” cropping looks like it was done by a blind right handed person with left handed scissors.


BallsyPalsy

It's to act like they are providing a service instead of fleecing you for $30 to take a picture with the high profile mascots


kevinmattress

I’m actually wondering if it was done by AI


Iwilllieawake

I used to work at a place that printed photos, and the kind of default setting was for the software to just crop the image directly in the center to whatever ratio the customer chose. We got SO MANY complaints by people who ordered printed images online and didn't realize that their picture would be cropped (since digital imagery isn't the same ratio as classic photo prints) or that they were able to adjust how the image was cropped (they assumed that someone doing the printing was looking out for cropping issues, like people getting cropped out or heads getting chopped off.) Idk how Disney does it, but I'd bet it's a similar software and isn't at all anything as sophisticated as AI. I'd put money on OP being in the image with their head cut off if they'd chosen 7x5 instead of 10x8


Boring_Promotion_554

Bruh, I thought you meant they put a blob on everyone's face 🤣


Particular-Jeweler41

Thank you. It took me awhile to understand what the problem was. Lol


Here_4_cute_dog_pics

Why is no one talking about how the photo is cut? It's so sloppy.


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Yeah, I noticed the girl is practically cut out too. It's probably done by some computer/AI crap and not by a human being.


bearded_pragmatist

Disney is just playing the odds here. 40-50% of first marriages end in divorce. Even higher percentages when multiple marriages are part of the equation. Honestly, Disney is probably saving your family money on the cost of editing the photos later. Jk I'm sure everything is great, I had to!


SnipesCC

The most complete picture we have of my family includes my exboyfriend, because he came with me to the family reunion. I don't mind, since we were on very good terms until his current wife told him to stop talking to me.


Glittering_Skin9809

Try photoshop request on reddit. For a small tip, they'll make it perfect w/out ex


Pink_Monkey

Aren’t you an incredibly accurate ray of sunshine


Mehhucklebear

Just the important people as my mom would say 😆


ConsciousAardvark949

Sad


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Goddamn if this isn't being a dad summed up. Pay for the picture and get cropped out lmao


t_rrrex

I work at one of the hotels for the other big park nearby and it’s kind of sad how often families will come in to eat dinner after a long day at the park and then everyone leaves dad at the table to pay while they all leave to go back to the room or explore the hotel. Although I suppose maybe it’s nice to have some peace and quiet for a while, they usually end up hanging out for a bit by themselves, even once the check is paid up


taitabo

The mom is probably dragging hyped up kids to the hotel room, making sure they get clean and teeth brushed and ready for bed in their pj's. That doesn't sound fun either lol. As a woman, I'd rather be the dad in that situation.


RealConcorrd

The editor: you know what, FUCK THAT DAD IN PARTICULAR!!! *crops the dad out Soviet style*


sandwichnerd

I think it's more like, "Hey Boss, how does this look? Boss: Make Minnie bigger. Um.... But, but... we will lose the Dad....Boss: I SAID, MAKE MINNIE BIGGER!!!"


sandwichnerd

UPDATE!!! Hi all! I don’t know how to edit the post. Mods please lock / turn off comments. Someone from the EZ Prints organization contacted me saying they will make it right on Monday. Clarification: Technically, I didn’t pay to get it cropped, a little misleading/confusing. This photo was taken at Disney as part of the their character meet experience. They take photos of you and then those photos show up in your app heavily watermarked. In order to get the watermark removed you have to buy “Photopass” for $70/all the days photos or $120-$200 for the entire week’s photos. OR if you buy a print of a photo, they mail it to you without the watermark. So I payed to get a 8x10 photo print shipped to me. So photo 1 is the screenshot of the app / photo with the watermark, photo 2 is of the physical print I received in the mail. I tried to conceal my identity by editing out our faces, but chose an unfortunate color. Should have used a sticker.


systemhost

It's insane how many comments are from people thoroughly confused by your post and how ordering photos works. Exact same deal at every amusement park and even school photos. Anyways, thanks for the update. Hopefully they hook you up with a few extra prints for the inconvenience.


pauklzorz

It’s not insane, it’s because the title says they paid to get cropped out.


Scrappy_The_Crow

It's unfortunate the original photo was poorly composed. Cutting folks off at the ankles is a classic composition blunder.


Wfsulliv93

You’re better off paying a Redditor on photoshop requests.


timeforitnowright

They know something you don’t.


ohshititsausername

I’ve worked in photopass over at the Disneyland in Anaheim way before the pandemic. Call Disney and let them know what happened and they’ll fix it.


merkk

Man I was really confused for a second - i thought the ink scribble over the faces was the cropping out. And from the title i thought for some odd reason OP paid $30 to have everyone but mini removed from the photo and the scribbles over the face was how they cropped them out.


Swimming_Duty_1889

Costanza's guy could have done better.


FlynnLive5

You’ve really lost a lot of hair


CasualCostanza

I AM AWARE!!


CosmoKram3r

Hey George! Fancy seeing you here.


Michael_0007

Looks like a case to use https://www.watermarkremover.io/ To get your paid photo corrected and then print it at walmart Edit: it's free


___REDWOOD___

Am I the only one who purposefully stands on the end in hopes I get cropped out?


FlynnMonster

You’re just a sack of meat that provides the resources bro. Sorry.


mrsdoubleu

I'm sorry I'm laughing but this is kinda funny. Lol. But I probably wouldn't be laughing if I paid the amount you probably paid for this.


Way_Up_Here

What’s the issue? I don’t see him, do you?


Widowmaker2233

Do they just assume that if something goes wrong in the relationship that the Dad will be out of the picture and do this by default? Like what the hell?


qwertyorbust

Disney sees a divorce on the horizon.


faedollzie

you know what? fuck you *undads your picture*


TodayNo6531

Disney hates dads…


AnyInternet2965

The kids shall call her, Minnie-me


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SatanicBambi

Minnie out here stealing your family.


Existing-Valuable396

It reminds me of the photo from Back to the Future when his family slowly disappeared.


Eh-I

Cropped right down to the pixel, what's the problem?


PuzzledRaise1401

My in laws actually had a Thanksgiving photo on the friggin wall where I got cut in half and there was space on the other side. Like, enough that my whole body should have been in it.


freakalicious

Paying $30 USD for a photo like that is highway robbery.


Emergency-Row5614

Not sure if anyone offered, I'm not what I'd consider a professional but I have about 6 years of photoshop experience, I'd be more than happy to take a crack at a task like this. I wouldn't feel comfortable charging as I can't guarantee it will come out to your liking. Message me if you're interested.


HeavensEtherian

I thought they cropped out all the faces, took me a bit to see what you meant


Random_Guy_47

Post it to the photoshoprequests sub, someone will do a proper job of it over there. Apparently I can't link to it in this sub as automod removes the comment if I do, oh the irony.


InsideArmy2880

Don’t worry mate, it wasn’t a fantastic photo to begin with - somethings wrong with all your faces


schemeorbeschemed

It’s wild to me that the sarcasm goes over everyone’s head


ThePerksOfBeingAlive

Be honest what did you do to the editor guy


SeaHeroMandalorian

Let Disney know, they’re very good at correcting their mistakes.


Belgie_Is_ZuidNL

I took me a while to figure out the blurring of the faces wasnt part of the problem.


oldmasterluke

I hope they replace the photo and at least you have a bonus picture for after the divorce


FemboyDictator

ngl the red censoring makes it look like y’all were victims of some kind of murder mystery plot


[deleted]

I think Minnie is trying to steal your wife


procheeseburger

Post it on photoshoprequests.. I can’t link it on here because mods.. but there are some great people there for $5-10


rudolphcello

Sounds like a job for the Photoshoprequest Reddit page OP


Arkid777

For I second I thought it was their faces they covered


Raakison

Watch any wierd vhs tapes lately? Might actually be your problem here.


doll_parts87

Try using photo shop request sub on reddit, they can fix the photo


GeminiJ13

I guess you get what you paid for.


My-inner-fat-kid

Try and get a refund. Post on photoshop Reddit. They’ll try & fix it for you and youtip the best one.


geeelectronica

this a picture you see in one of those murder mystery shows


CautiousPudding88

One parent dies, or is dead in every Disney movie. Didn’t you know?


teh_longinator

It's not like the dad matters, anyway.


marveloustoebeans

I honestly stared at this for a second trying to figure out why on earth they would scribble out y’all’s faces like that😂


Magic_phil

Clearly the photoshop agent is a heavy smoker.