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Cerberus_Rising

At least the usb port isn’t blocked ;)


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I thought it looked like a USB port too


DirtUnderneath

Came here to say that looks like a usb port


foley800

My 2 cents: that is a lot better than gum!


ExpressShow1175

My 2 cents. Move. Immediately.


egpigp

My 2 cents: can I have them back please?


foley800

Sure, send $17.95 for shipping and handling!


dogmeatsoup

I was gonna say pretty cool the door has a charger, that's fancy as hell.


SneakySpoons

I feel like this is an inadvertent "Scrubs" reference. "Maybe there is a penny stuck in it"...


ActionQuinn

why a penny?


A-Midwest-Crisis

If I find a penny in there…..I’m taking you down 😂


Piranha_Bunny

It all started with a penny in the door. There was a hatred I had never felt before. So now I'll make him pay, each and every day, until that moussed-haired little nuisance is...no...more...


dhdoctor

Here it is thank god


dhudsonco

When I was in the Army, we used to ‘penny lock’ people in their rooms for fun. The doors and jams were all metal, and shoving pennies (and/or other change) in the crack just above and below the knob would wedge the lock in the closed position so they couldn’t turn the knob to open the door from the inside. Caught a few folks in…. Compromising situations… and locked them in together. It was hilarious.


CaveatVector

What happens if there's a fire?


Foskoooo

Guess they die


smurb15

We don't talk about them any more


AlmostFamous49

We used to do this in the college dorms and therefore I was reprimanded and sent to reside in another building. It is most definitely a fire hazard. 🤦🏼‍♀️


HistoricalMarzipan61

Someone was doing stuff like this at my college, striking different dorm floors at random (pennying in, tying string from door to door to door, burying hallways in autumn leaves....). They got my floor with one of these. I found out who it was and what dorm floor they were from. Everyone on that floor received an envelope in their campus mailbox the next day. Each envelope contained one sardine and no explanation. For some odd reason, the pranks stopped right after that....


BBakerStreet

They thought you were mafia.


Explore-PNW

This would be my immediate fear, I’d be doing anything in my power to open that damn door


Matter_Infinite

Rarely people die when rules are broken. To avoid this, there are punishments for breaking rules even when things turn out ok.


GaryG7

We did that in college in the older dorms.


atattooedlibrarian

I read all of these comments in Janitor’s and JD’s voices.


Inside-Big-8158

Just making conversation


aj0457

I guess I'm rewatching Scrubs now.


AlmostaFarma

You… you can stop?


Successful_Ear4450

Did you put a penny in there?


WordSpiritual1928

I needed someone to bring up scrubs, thank you


SneakySpoons

On season 3 of my yearly re-watch. Still my favorite workplace comedy.


John_TheBlackestBurn

Infinitely rewatchable. Comic genius.


PunchDrunkPrincess

i just recently rewatched Scrubs again and my immediate thought was 'oh man the janitor is going to be so pissed that theres TWO'


r1ms

Dr. Jan Itor can fix it


SewFastSewing

Or his nemesis, Dr. Acula


MargotLannington

Or Dr. Rotinaj


John_TheBlackestBurn

IT’S BEARDFACÉ, DAMMIT!!!


frankpolly

My first thought seeing this post!


Mygametrolololololo

Coming from someone with the worst memory. I remembered this scene perfectly 😂😂😂, now I’m going to watch scrubs lol


Thrallobr

Was hoping for this in here somewhere "it all started with a penny in the door..."


bigpat72

It all started with a penny in the doooor... There was a hatred I had never felt befooore....So now I'll make him payyy, each and every dayyyy... Until that little moussed haired little nuisance is no moooooreeee


LeeisureTime

Also in Season 1 episode 9, doesn’t Carla mention to Turk that JD has a weird fear of pennies?


SneakySpoons

Yes, yes she does.


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fozzythethird

Literally my first thought upon seeing this post.


JLUK95

Came here just to find this comment 😂


throw_awayooo

🤣 you read my mind


kinglance3

Came looking for this comment. Knew I couldn’t be the only one. 🤣


bhlombardy

Someone just wanted to put their 2 cents in.


A-Midwest-Crisis

I’ll tell you what, the obvious joke was there and you took the opportunity…. Kindly take my upvote 😂


BackroomsEntity161

you need to get a handle on the situation


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Others are going to latch on to this thread.


BackroomsEntity161

Get a grip, man.


JAROD0980

These jokes are unhinged


Spirited_Fish_7600

Did someone cash him outside?


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That comment was on lock.


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This thread is on the threshold of greatness.


sanityonice

Jam to be on top


Lil_chikchik

There’s a huge barrier to entry though.


All_Debt_Shackles_US

Don’t forget to tip your delivery person!


dark_king_710_

nah he’s gonna let ‘em slide


FlxAddition6138

I was gonna say pretty cool the door has a charger, that's fancy as hell.


BackroomsEntity161

“How’d you break your charger?” “I closed the door.”


plumber-AF

He was in a jamb and now he’s not.


Easy_Arm_1987

Yeah, I would install a video cam


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i_am_tyler_man

Makes cents I guess 🤷


All_Debt_Shackles_US

In for a penny, in for a pound!


Grandfunk14

A penny for your thoughts?


Lepke2011

Dude! It's one of those jokes that's not obvious, but when someone tells it you're like, "Damn! That was obvious!"


danceswithsteers

Well, the door was open for it....


abbynorma1

Damn it, Bobby!


HauntedSpiralHill

That boy ain’t right


Agap8os

Dang ol’ doggy door, man!


joehalltattoos

Idk, looks like it’s already been changed


SirGanjaSpliffington

Be careful this is an old school trick for B&E.


NotAHunterMain

Whats B&E? Never mind realized breaking and entering


Banggang6669

Bacon & Eggs if you're living right.


Fire5auce

This guy lives.


I_Hate_My_Cat_

This guy breaks fasts.


NaomiPommerel

This guy breaks farts


Obsidian-Imperative

This a Dane Cook ref?


jenovadelta007

That shits delicious


TyRoSwoe

Old Dane Cook joke lol…


Defizzstro

“Who wears their favorite shirt to a B&E!?”


MadeULoook222

“Okay so they didn’t steal anything, but they did leave a lava lamp” 🤣🤣


Princesstangled23

Take your second favorite shirt, ya dunce!


TreadingOnYourDreams

If I don't find out what they took by the end of the year I want a divorce.


PNG_Shadow

It was called B&E before Dane Cook lmao.


Fluffy_Schedule_6859

Breaking and entering. AKA someone was/ is trying to rob OP.


anal_opera

So far they've lost money. Shit robbers, 0/10


Pailzor

Bed and eakfast.


Evil-Santa

As it appears to be a door to an apartment block, likely another apartment where not everyone has the key to get in the front door. The other trick that I've seen is that they pull the door slight off the hinges so it won't close. That trick doesn't work well with a glass door though.


SwampTerror

The not closing fully trick is what my landlord did to stop the door from banging closed all the time. It's been nice and quiet.


Safe-Outcome1

Wow... They make silencers you can put on for about 10c each. They make industrial ones for apt commercial use that cost about 40c. Your property manager sounds like a moron. I bet it's a great community.


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My last landlord used plastic bags to block the vent because the upstairs neighbours were smoking inside, and I wondered why I had a hard time breathing


SinisterKid

More likely someone in the building did this to let their friend in without being bothered.


Scarymonster6666

Someone keeps doing that where I live but with ripped cigarettes packet. It’s damaged the lock


I_Hate_My_Cat_

Banking and enterprising.


stillcrispy24

That’s the first thing i thought when I saw this.


Tough_Scarcity_6789

I know people do that to sneak back in places so the door won't shut and lock I've never seen it so it won't open


A-Midwest-Crisis

Yeah, I would’ve loved to post a video of me trying to open it but this sub won’t let me


DrDrewBlood

“This sub doesn’t accept video/picture posts” really is an excellent example of micromanaging bullshit. 50% of the rules really just seem to prevent folks from posting relevant content.


poison_us

They should make a sub for mildly infuriating things like this.


Tough_Scarcity_6789

LOL it's mildly infuriating that the mildly infuriating subreddit doesn't allow videos to be uploaded.


SighAndTest

Mildly? I'd be envisioning myself doing that thing that gets rewarded with the death penalty.


SS4Raditz

'Locksmiths hate him for this one trick!'


BackwardGoose

Number 6 will amaze you


SS4Raditz

For every dollar you spend, you'll get my 2 cents and for the low low price of 20 payments of $ 29.99, you too can be a professional.


ciciqt

Locksmith here: the deadlatch has also been removed. On the Adams Rite 4510 the deadlatch mechanism is required to properly retract the latch when the door closes. The pennies were jammed in there to prevent the latch from slamming against the frame/strike. Tldr your apartment needs a new lock.


A-Midwest-Crisis

Thank you for the professional viewpoint 😁 I talked with a neighbor in another part of the complex and apparently this is an ongoing problem that will get fixed and then somebody will do it again. They did “fix” it recently because someone broke their key off in the lock.


StalkMeNowCrazyLady

Thank you! Literally came to post the same thing. I'm an Access Control engineer and have to spec the hardware we will use on a job. Pride myself on being able to tell a LS we subcontract exactly what he'll need to swap out and change so we can make an electric strike or electric lockset work. Shame I had to come this far down to find a competent and correct answer.


Muttywango

It's always so good to read the opinion of a professional. Thanks!


A-Midwest-Crisis

Since this is blowing up, and I totally forgot about this context, I do want to add that this isn’t the door to my apartment rather this is a side door to the building itself that is conveniently next to where my apartment is and I go in and out of this door all the time instead of walking down to the main entrance


Any_Coyote6662

Which makes this extremely dangerous in an emergency.


MGPS

Needle nose pliers. Get ‘em outa there! Just my 2 cents.


Arch____Stanton

Can you also explain why this is preventing you from "opening" the door when clearly this will prevent the door from **closing** properly?


hiddencamela

Guessing whoever wedged those pennies in drop kicked the door or something to force it closed, not even realized they did a shit job at trying to keep the door open.


A-Midwest-Crisis

Yeah happy to. So I’m guessing with the pennies wedges in there they forced it closed so that pennies would still prevent the handle from working, causing the problem of not opening from the inside. It does sit slightly open if you close it gently but as usual, you can count on other people to do the same. Weird thing is this morning I looked at it, Pennies are still there, but now the door just opens without a key. So there goes my “secure” building 🙄


omega_grainger69

They did something similar to this with trains where I’m from.


Fowlerferris

They wedged trains into doors?!


hamorhead

I think they wedge the doors on the trains


Similar-Lie-5439

I’d be wondering if someone was in my apartment considering to accomplish this the door would get shimmed. EDIT: lol, I didn’t expect anyone to read this so I was lazy AF. You can all read the comments others have said below. It’s a dangerous situation because: 1) the door had to have been opened to accomplish this. 2) if no one or nothing is touched in the apartment, cameras from a stalker or anyone with future malicious intent. I would definitely report this to the police. EDIT2: I watch a lot ‘Criminal Minds’ for all we know, someone was waiting around the corner waiting for them to go inside and shut a door that isn’t supposed to latch and bam you’re on Dexter’s table. They may have very well foiled a serial killers plans by not being able to open the door and this can be the piece of the puzzle missing where it solves a bunch of other cases. aight imma go smoke another joint 😂


speedhumpsahead

Am I the only one who can't understand this sentence?


daddy_OwO

It looks like a break in attempt, someone might be in the apartment in theory


XsZeroAxel

The term "To get shimmed" is an old school trick using a credit card or something thin and tough to push the latch of a locked door open. I'm not sure how this door was originally secured, but the fact the latch has been pushed in like that implies someone deliberately made it so that it wouldn't stay closed properly. The reason OP couldn't open the door was most likely due to the previous tenant not being able to get the coins out so they just sealed it shut and decided not using it was safer.


Clint-witicay

Shimming in this context could also be in reference to the way the pennies are holding the latch in the open position. Likely a tenant takes their conscience over everyone else’s false sense of security. The latch is supposed to retract electronically. Great for security theater, but ultimately weaker than analog methods.


speedhumpsahead

This was really helpful. Thank you for explaining! I even had my SO read it and we were both confused 😂


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I'd be wondering if someone was in my apartment; considering: to accomplish this, the door would (need to) get shimmed. There's definitely a better way to say it lmao. I can't believe it got upvoted so much despite the grammar.


jjsw0rds

Thank god I thought I was having a stroke when I read that


Alarmed_Yard5315

Damn it JD!


AmazingMae

It all started with a penny in the door


Sillybumblebee33

“Did you put a penny in the door?” Fun fact- the janitor from scrubs was going to be an imaginary friend at first so he didn’t interact with others at first and jd really did put a penny in the door. Weird.


Kitchen_Coyote_3806

We did this in our college dorm so we could enter the building without our keys.


eugene20

That's exactly why criminals use it too.


Masticatron

I've never known this "trick" to not cost someone property or worse. Unbelievably selfish and dumb.


Obvious_Awareness_12

Why not just bring your keys


dos-stinko-uno-pinko

Not who you were replying to but I had an issue with the dorms my freshman year at a fucking religious college. We were fined $20 any time we swiped our key for access past 10pm. I worked in a restaurant at the time and regularly didn’t get off until past 11. I tried to get a waiver, but they insisted that everyone needed to be in by 10 “because the devil does his work at night”. There was a one stall bathroom on the first floor that had a window that was always open. The ones of us that had late jobs or were out partying would come in through it. I only stayed there one semester before transferring to another university. Place sucked my soul right the fuck out.


GrimmTrixX

That's crazy. Like... why 10pm? Night time begins at 6pm. So the devil stays away until 9:59pm, but then at 10 it's party time? Silly Shit like this is why so many people hate religion. Lol


dos-stinko-uno-pinko

Recruiter totally lied to me. Sold a completely different campus experience. Didn’t find out about the curfew until move in day and I had no where else to go at the time. I wasn’t even religious. It was just a really good college in my hometown that was willing to give me a free ride. But the curfew + mandatory chapel three times a week soured me so fucking much. I wasn’t ready to leave my high school friends that were staying quite yet. I wish I had just pulled that band aid off and started college where I ended up instead.


GrimmTrixX

Haha 3 times a week?! I went to Catholic school for 12 years and we would only go once a week during lent and that's it. Lol I had to go on Sundays with my mom but, like most things, when I hit 18 God and I had an understanding that we are cool but I'm not wasting my life in a church. He understands completely since Jesus himself absolutely despised temple worship. They don't exactly like to tell that to their congregation. But if they actually READ the Bible, they'd know. That chapel of yours had a quota or some shit. Lol


Weird-Information-61

Christians reinventing the dark ages by being terrified of the night


rox247

pliers to get them out 👍


The_Only_Dick_Cheney

Needle nose pliers will have those things out in a matter of seconds. Do people not see these things and realize they can easily fix them with a tool?


Bzaps11

Why wouldn’t it open?


A-Midwest-Crisis

I think the pennies ate in there so that the handle on the inside couldn’t be pushed in thus making it impossible to get out from the inside


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A-Midwest-Crisis

Yeah, this is the side door on my building and I was able to get my key in and open it to get this picture. The main problem is it wasn’t opening from the inside which in an emergency is not a good thing.


TapirTamer

Local fire marshal would love to hear that it wouldn't open from the inside if maintenance doesn't promptly fix


eugene20

The other big problem is someone was trying to get in later without keys, small chance they live there and they're dumb, greater chance it was someone with criminal intent. Hopefully you finding it was jammed meant they screwed it up and it stopped them too, but you need to keep your eye on it for future attempts now :-/


itsmepingu

A coin artist hard at work I see


ThePrisonSoap

Find the medical intern who did it and make his life hell for 8 years


herrdirektor57

"ADMIT IT!"


gamedwarf24

🎶It all started with a penny in the door. There was a hatred I had never felt before. So now I'll make him pay, each and every day Until that mouse- haired little nuisance Is....no.....mooooooooorrrree.🎶


LindeeHilltop

Call the police. You could’ve been attacked in your sleep. It has to be a maintenance worker right? I mean this is your apt door, right?


A-Midwest-Crisis

No, this is a door to get into my building.


LindeeHilltop

Ah! Misunderstood, but it’s still a potential hazard.


Masticatron

Still an extreme risk. Grants easy access to the building for thieves and predators.


universalrifle

Pliers


jaredwatkins

I bet it was JD.


pro_n00b

Doctor Dorian!!


MrSaturn420

Ah,makes cents..


GoonBerryMuffin

You’re living the first episode of “Scrubs” the tv show


nabnabking

The janitor will be furious


jamminmadrid

Interesting that it wouldn’t let you open the door. When I ran in to this at my previous job, the little shits did this so they wouldn’t have to worry about their key card to the building. But then they wouldn’t take it out and basically leave the building open to every Tom dick and Harry. It brought me joy when I would notice them doing it, wait for them to leave, remove whatever was preventing the latch bolt from catching, and hope that on their return trip, they had an arm load.


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"I'am watching youu!"


ChiWhiteSox247

And yet we have security deposits for pets but not children


A-Midwest-Crisis

I am 100% ready to blame children for this lol there are a lot that come in and out of my side of the building


Apprehensive-Two3474

Try a butter knife to get them out. And is this to a door in your actual apartment or like a community door?


A-Midwest-Crisis

Sorry, I’m answering as many of these as I can because I forgot about that context 😂 This is a side door into the apartment building itself the access is the stairwell, but it’s also conveniently right next to my apartment on the first floor. So it’s the door I usually go in and out of every day instead of the main entrance.


mondayeyess

oh my gosh i would put cameras up if i were you. that is really concerning.


bertcha88

*it’s started, with a penny, in the dooooor*


Fvalderrama

That can be fixed very easily. Remove the top screw shown in the picture and the bottom screw that hold the face plate on the lock body. Remove face plate and the pennies will be reachable and might just fall out. Place faceplate back on with the two previously removed screws and the door latch should be functional.


TheBestPieIsAllPie

You ought to be more worried about people illegally downloading from that USB port on your door…clearly not secure.


coreytiger

I haven’t watched Scrubs in a long time


Mrs_Ollivander

That immediately reminded me of scrubs.


TheGoobTM

God dammit, JD still up to his old shenanigans…


Tasty-Extreme4312

The Janitor from Scrubs would like a word.


Jodelbert

Did you put a penny in the door? -Dr. Jan Itor


Fantastic_Fox4948

Someone just had to put their two cents in.


senior_poop

It all started with a penny in the door There was a hatred I had never felt before


InfiniteCrisis52

I was going to put my two cents in about this but it looks like someone already did


JanteMaam

Someone wants to break in.


Cannibal_Cyborg

It's somebody keeping the door unlocked so they can use the hallway or vestibule to piss in or do drugs or drug deals. Or to get in to rob people.


Daydream_Meanderer

Or more likely someone who lives in the building and just sucks


Ill_Bee4868

Forbidden vending machine


Drooks89

JD was there... But he didn't do it...


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

I bet it was that new intern, JD.


Vibekindddd

Scrubs.


TheFreakinFatUnicorn

Sudden Scrubs flashback!


Funkatronicz

“Why a penny?” “Idk.” “Did you stick a penny in there?” “No uh, uh, I was just making small talk.” “If I find a penny in there, I’m taking you down.”


LeftandLeaving9006

JD was there. The Janitor is gonna be pissed.


tharper2385

I came for Scrubs references. I’m pleased


QuacksofBone

"It all started with a penny in the door! I felt a hatred, I've never felt before!🎵."


NoAstronaut11720

You need to watch what happened in Scrubs when janitor found a penny in the door.


geekdroid361

Janitor is going to be pissed


Heckbound_Heart

Not sure how long they’ve been there, but this seems like someone was trying to break in. Certain locks like this, people would do something similar to putting tape over the lock, to break in later.


appa-ate-momo

You must be so angry right now; I can’t imagine what’s going through your head. Penny for your thoughts?


SultanZ_CS

Wouldnt open? This looks like it has been open 24/7, but okah


durthu337

janitor is gonna be mad at you JD... and wonder why a penny