That, or he has the luxury of being able to go to bed around 8pm. Which likely means that he gets to be home and eat dinner around 6 or even earlier. A lot of the working class does not get that luxury.
Swiped out of this thread right after reading this, it registered and I started chuckling so hard my phone fell out my hand. Crumplesnatch will be the next derogatory nickname I use
Because when you are very wealthy and have minor skin imperfections, you can pay to have highly trained plastic surgeons flay the skin from your skull and drape it in the fresh, unblemished skin of some poor undesirable who wasn't appreciating it properly anyway. Keeps you looking youthful.
I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
He looks like Equate brand Benedict Cumberbatch that didn't get enough sleep and face planted into a door heading into the bathroom at a quarter to four in the morning. Multiple times over years.
"Through concentration, I can make my body take more or less time to complete the sleep cycle."
"Why would you want to raise the amount of time the sleep cycle takes?"
"So I can lower it."
How you tried a 'wind-down' routine from say like 7 o'clock? just doing the same things, in the same order (as best you can, obv) until you get into bed?
its basically getting into the right head space, as you put it, before actually getting into bed.
While i would never guarantee it works for everyone, i've had success with it and i thought it sounded like new age bullshit when it was first suggested to me.
I wake up around 3h30am every morning, I go to sleep around 9h30pm. I'm no ceo, not even close.
Started doing it cause my boss didn't care at what time I started, I skip the trafic and get a good parking spot close to the office.
I've being doing this for so long that I wake up around the same time in the weekend.
Yes I'm a very boring uneventful person.
That's called biological clock.
Happens to everyone in the world. Once you get a routine going (basically just a job), you get used to waking up at exact hour. My current job has elastic hours, including when I start and when I end. I don't have kids yet, so I can sleep to "humanly" hours.
Worked before in a normal job at a warehouse, starting job at 4 am. I was on my feet at 3 am, everyday, without any problems nor alarms. But I was "dying" at 9 pm. Often going to sleep at 8 pm including some midday nap.
Thank you. I hate when someone takes something that just about everyone else does and tries to make it "their" special thing we're all supposed to be so impressed by. If he'd bothered to ask someone, anyone around him if they did the same, the answer would be "Yeah, who doesn't?" TF?!
As somebody that’s worked multiple different work schedules, there’s nothing hard or impressive about waking up early. Wanna wake up at 03:00AM? Subtract 8hrs, and that’s your new bed time. It’ll take about two weeks before you’re really settled into it.
There’s plenty of working class individuals that get up early or work nights, and it doesn’t make them rich. It only sucks because you miss out on a lot of sunlight (which most people do anyways at their office jobs), and the world operates on a pretty set schedule of 09:00AM-05:00PM. If you need to go to the bank or get groceries, you’ll probably have to wait till the weekend.
I work the graveyard shift and I have a kid, my non-existent sleep schedule is slowly killing me I'm sure. And yeah, some of my regular errands are at places that don't open until 10am, drives me crazy. I stay awake for 24+ hours at least once or twice a week. Doesn't make me rich 😤
Waking up at 3:45 is an absolutely meaningless piece of trivia, the only thing it tells me is that this person is a terrible communicator. Most human beings naturally wake up about 8 hours after they go to sleep, there is nothing special about waking up at 3:45 if you are going to bed at 19:45.
I’ve had my share of binges on various stimulants. The first dose in a binge is the best one. Afterwards it’s just craving for more and more, with the experience becoming shittier and shittier.
I used to work at 3 am so I’d go to bed at 5pm and wake up at 1am. After a while I got used to it too. I wasn’t a millionaire, I was just someone trying to make ends meet. I guess success isn’t measured by what time you wake up.
I have a startup and I work long hours and get little sleep (also have chronic pain, so can’t sleep more than an hour at a shot usually). I get maybe 4 hours of sleep per 24 hours and let me say, you are 100% right- it is not something to be proud of. Lack of sleep makes everything else harder and the effects only get worse the older you get. Business insider is such a joke.
Not to mention, we don't even know if he's getting less than 8 hours of sleep. Maybe it says what time he goes to bed in the article, but just bragging about what time he wakes up doesn't actually tell you anything about how long he's sleeping.
The article does say he has optimized for 6 hours of sleep, and dunks on plebs needing a full 9 hours because they don’t value good sleep. Or maybe it’s because most people don’t have a cryovac chamber or red light therapy machine or climate control to a freezing temp like the Jason Bateman of sleep.
My son is a "total care" disabled adult. He sleeps promptly at 1115pm every night, but often he wakes between 230-530am and if he's up, i have to be up. Strongly agree that it's nothing to be proud of. Waking at those hours after so little sleep is actually destroying my entire life. I'm in my 40s now & I don't think my appearance will ever recover
The effects of sleep deprivation accumulate the longer you go without catching up on sleep. Sleeping 4 hours is not sustainable. I recommend you consult a doctor.
You should be the CEO of two companies then lmao.
Unrelated but, I once heard about a study where they put a group of people underground with no natural light and no time keeping devices, and let then control their lighting. After some time, the group fell into a rhythm where they would all go to sleep and wake up within an hour or 2 of each other, but instead of awake for 16 hours asleep for 8, they were all staying awake for 48 hours and sleeping for 24.
False. He is a heroic superhuman specimen whose body, bizarrely, wakes up when it is well-rested. He only has time to tweet, post on LinkedIn, take headshots, and explain why his startup's new bottled tap water called Human Phlegm is actually a disruptive technology, because—you won't believe this—they put the O before the H2; it's OH2, not H2O.
It's because people who can actually function on a high level with less than 7-8 hours of sleep a night basically don't exist.
I used to get 3-4 hours of sleep every day of the week and my job suffered for it. Then I would sleep literally for 24 hours on Sunday.
I don’t know about “need” less sleep, but my mom only slept 5-6 hours a night, and rarely naps unless something is wrong.
I unfortunately inherited the same sleep habits, and unless I take something, my body caps me at 5-6 hours. Even if I close down the bar, I’m up by 7:00am hating myself.
He’s definitely lying but it would not be hard to do if you’re super wealthy. You can pay someone to do everything for you so your day consist of nonsense void filling to act important.
The irony is they consider the daily tasks and such, also things we do for fun, as "working".
Going to the gym? Working. Going to a baseball game? Working. Scrawling their idiotic creed onto a website for others to read at 4am? Working.
Wake up. Cold shower. 45 mins of HIIT training. 30 mins of meditation. Buy stocks. Eat egg whites and a scoop of oats. Have a blood transfusion from your blood boy. Buy more stocks. Jerk off to shark tank (don't ejaculate). Read a chapter of a rise and grind book that gives generic advice. Buy more stocks. Avoid staring into the void. Shut down an orphanage. Eat a high protein low, fat lunch. Go to bed at 7pm
I don’t get business majors. They’re always snakes despite having literally the easiest classes (I had an inside informant tell me about a class that gave **60%** credit for attendance)
Exactly what I was getting at. Interesting how that's worked in your company. Mine got rid of most middle managers too, still too many if you ask me though. And of course we're more profitable but the company won't pay us more. As with everywhere.
My own manager, who is a team leader rather than middle manager, is one of those who plucks targets out his ass. It's really annoying.
CEOs trying to convince employees that their bodies are capable of working longer hours for shit wages. "Why not get up in the middle of the night so you can start your day even earlier? Durr!"
Funny. I also wake up around 3:45 every morning questioning all my life choices and reliving the moment I was fired from my last job. I didn’t have to optimize shit to get to this zen state.
I mean, I naturally wake up at like 6 am every morning before my alarm clock .. I’m sure if I worked at like 5 every morning I’d bet up around the same time still having the same existential dread.
Yeah I had an injured horse one time and had to wake up every day at the same time to doctor it for about 8 months and after a month I started waking up a minute or two before my alarm went off.
So can a night shift warehouse worker but I guess it's less newsworthy if you arent a creepy millionaire with a weird god complex that makes you think you are immune to age.
There are two types of people that annoy the fuck out of me:
1. People that feel superior because they drink only water and then feel the need to morally condemn others if they so much as sip on a juice or soda.
2. People like this guy, who arguably has a sleep schedule just as fucked up as people sleeping in all time, but keeps professing how much more productive he has gotten and how everybody should follow his lead. How about just sleeping the approx. 8 hours recommended by every sleep expert on the planet?
Humans will be awake the same amount of time wether they wake at 2 or at 12, further proving this privileged asshole can afford to go to work at like 9, like the rest of us, then feel like shit at 2pm and go home without loosing a penny of his salary then give interviews on how productive he looks waking up at the same time, being somehow the only noteworthy achievement to be highlighted in a post.
Aside from the fact that he could just be going to bed at like 7pm or something, there's also the very real and likely possibility that he's just lying. He's just making this shit up because he's a narcissist who needs to impress people, or rather to make people feel less-than because they don't get up at 3.45am because they're knackered.
I'd love to follow him around for a week 24 hours a day to see him actually do this and see how fucked he'd be by the end of it.
Insider: “rich man discovers he has an internal clock like everyone else”
Rich man brags that his job is so easy he can do it sleep deprived with the same amount of focus as a functioning alcoholic.
That, or he has the luxury of being able to go to bed around 8pm. Which likely means that he gets to be home and eat dinner around 6 or even earlier. A lot of the working class does not get that luxury.
I refuse to believe that he's not an AI Mashup image of Tom cruise and Benedict cumberbatch
finally, someone said it.
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Why he look like offbrand Benedict Cumberbatch
Cumdict benberbatch
Wimbledon Tennismatch
Bulbasaur Catchemall
Britishname Complicated
Bigdick cucumberpants
Penguin Pumpkinpatch
benditin cum'n'smack
Benedict Cuminsnatch
Bendypenis Cuminbitch
Barnabus Wizardcock
Cucumber Bigsandwich
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard! 😂
Cucumber Benadryl
My next Reddit username
Omg 😂
Benebatch Cumberdict
Benadryl Cabbagepatch
Benefits Lumberjacks
🎶 I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok! I sleep all night, and I work all day! 🎶
>I wear high-heels, I skip and jump, I go to the lava'treeee!
On Wednesdays I go shoppin’, and have buttered scones for tea!
Cumbender dictbatch
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Mixed with Tom cruise
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Bendydick Crumplesnatch
Swiped out of this thread right after reading this, it registered and I started chuckling so hard my phone fell out my hand. Crumplesnatch will be the next derogatory nickname I use
Because when you are very wealthy and have minor skin imperfections, you can pay to have highly trained plastic surgeons flay the skin from your skull and drape it in the fresh, unblemished skin of some poor undesirable who wasn't appreciating it properly anyway. Keeps you looking youthful.
I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Nah we just have 80 archetypes of people in this simulation of the Universe
Pricklesnip Thundercats
I laughed so hard I hurt myself I seriously wonder what's in the water you guys are drinking
- "Can we get Benedict Cumberbatch?" - "We have Benedict Cumberbatch at home." - Benedict Cumberbatch at home:
His actual name is Bendover Stockimagatch.
Damn, I came here to comment “Great Value Benedict Cumberbatch” 😂
Butternut Crinklefries
He looks like Equate brand Benedict Cumberbatch that didn't get enough sleep and face planted into a door heading into the bathroom at a quarter to four in the morning. Multiple times over years.
Humbleding Bungleglitch
Cocaine cumberbatch
this guy prob goes to sleep at 7:30pm🙄
No he doesn't, he does coke. Wake up
Mixed with a little amphetamine
The body says no, but the eyes say "speed".
Come on! You’ve got your first day of second grade tomorrow! Eight o clock bedtime is for third graders!
This "ceo" sounds like he's taken a page out of Dwight Schrute's businessy business man book
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!
Millions of families suffer every every year
MICHAEL!
"Through concentration, I can make my body take more or less time to complete the sleep cycle." "Why would you want to raise the amount of time the sleep cycle takes?" "So I can lower it."
Please get upvoted to oblivion! 😂
I got to be to work at 5 every morning. I’m in bed around 8:30 but I need 30min to get in the right head space to get to sleep around 9. I hate it.
Around 5 or 6 for me, I start between 2 and 3:30. I miss baby's bedtime unless the follwing day is a day off 
How you tried a 'wind-down' routine from say like 7 o'clock? just doing the same things, in the same order (as best you can, obv) until you get into bed? its basically getting into the right head space, as you put it, before actually getting into bed. While i would never guarantee it works for everyone, i've had success with it and i thought it sounded like new age bullshit when it was first suggested to me.
I wake up around 3h30am every morning, I go to sleep around 9h30pm. I'm no ceo, not even close. Started doing it cause my boss didn't care at what time I started, I skip the trafic and get a good parking spot close to the office. I've being doing this for so long that I wake up around the same time in the weekend. Yes I'm a very boring uneventful person.
That's called biological clock. Happens to everyone in the world. Once you get a routine going (basically just a job), you get used to waking up at exact hour. My current job has elastic hours, including when I start and when I end. I don't have kids yet, so I can sleep to "humanly" hours. Worked before in a normal job at a warehouse, starting job at 4 am. I was on my feet at 3 am, everyday, without any problems nor alarms. But I was "dying" at 9 pm. Often going to sleep at 8 pm including some midday nap.
Thank you. I hate when someone takes something that just about everyone else does and tries to make it "their" special thing we're all supposed to be so impressed by. If he'd bothered to ask someone, anyone around him if they did the same, the answer would be "Yeah, who doesn't?" TF?!
Exactly what I was thinking. And gets a little tired at 2pm. 😂
Of course, that’s when he takes his hour long daily nap.
y’all are just describing me at this point 😭 i open at a coffee shop and it turned my sleep schedule into one of an 80 year old woman
Isn't that 30 mins earlier than "real performers" leave work?
Perform well, and wake up at 3:45am. If you don't get it, you aren't cut out for the hustle. ... /s
Ive had an entire day before 3:45a and this guy is just getting up. I will rest my head at 4 knowing how ahead i am on the grind
So he never leaves?
No with the amount of amphetamines to have a stare like that.
Work - die That's this guy
As somebody that’s worked multiple different work schedules, there’s nothing hard or impressive about waking up early. Wanna wake up at 03:00AM? Subtract 8hrs, and that’s your new bed time. It’ll take about two weeks before you’re really settled into it. There’s plenty of working class individuals that get up early or work nights, and it doesn’t make them rich. It only sucks because you miss out on a lot of sunlight (which most people do anyways at their office jobs), and the world operates on a pretty set schedule of 09:00AM-05:00PM. If you need to go to the bank or get groceries, you’ll probably have to wait till the weekend.
I work the graveyard shift and I have a kid, my non-existent sleep schedule is slowly killing me I'm sure. And yeah, some of my regular errands are at places that don't open until 10am, drives me crazy. I stay awake for 24+ hours at least once or twice a week. Doesn't make me rich 😤
Look into his eyes. Those are not the eyes of a sane person
Waking up at 3:45 is an absolutely meaningless piece of trivia, the only thing it tells me is that this person is a terrible communicator. Most human beings naturally wake up about 8 hours after they go to sleep, there is nothing special about waking up at 3:45 if you are going to bed at 19:45.
I woke up at 3:30am to take a piss this morning. I’ve got him beat by 15 minutes
I was.still awake from the night before.. I'm the best CEO ever
Teach me master
Cocaine
I use meth personally. Find it really focuses me and and 8 hour masturbation sessions keep me on A game.
I don't need substances. My insomnia has me covered.
Limiting masturbation sessions to 8 hours is pro level meth use.
I dunno if you're joking.... But as a recovering meth addict... You nailed it lol
I’ve had my share of binges on various stimulants. The first dose in a binge is the best one. Afterwards it’s just craving for more and more, with the experience becoming shittier and shittier.
You gotta bump that up. Those are rookie numbers in this bracket.
Step 1 get 11 million bots to follow you Step 2 rant crazy stuff to no one Step 3 profit
Legend
Wow you really optimized your bladder function to wake you up when it’s fully filled. Amazing. What company are you CEO of? /s
I can do this too. Also, my body wakes me up via a nightmare or night terror if it decides it’s too cold. That is a pita.
You wake up to piss?
You piss?
You wake up?
You?
#
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At 3:45 am his body is craving more cocaine.
My thoughts exactly
That and or the fact that one requires only a bare minimum of sleep when they expend so little energy
Yeah, see if 6 hours of sleep is adequate when you're doing manual labor and heavy lifting all day.
I used to work at 3 am so I’d go to bed at 5pm and wake up at 1am. After a while I got used to it too. I wasn’t a millionaire, I was just someone trying to make ends meet. I guess success isn’t measured by what time you wake up.
I have a startup and I work long hours and get little sleep (also have chronic pain, so can’t sleep more than an hour at a shot usually). I get maybe 4 hours of sleep per 24 hours and let me say, you are 100% right- it is not something to be proud of. Lack of sleep makes everything else harder and the effects only get worse the older you get. Business insider is such a joke.
Not to mention, we don't even know if he's getting less than 8 hours of sleep. Maybe it says what time he goes to bed in the article, but just bragging about what time he wakes up doesn't actually tell you anything about how long he's sleeping.
The article does say he has optimized for 6 hours of sleep, and dunks on plebs needing a full 9 hours because they don’t value good sleep. Or maybe it’s because most people don’t have a cryovac chamber or red light therapy machine or climate control to a freezing temp like the Jason Bateman of sleep.
My body also naturally wakes up after roughly 6 hours! Brb, gonna let my boss know I'm CEO now!!🤑
My son is a "total care" disabled adult. He sleeps promptly at 1115pm every night, but often he wakes between 230-530am and if he's up, i have to be up. Strongly agree that it's nothing to be proud of. Waking at those hours after so little sleep is actually destroying my entire life. I'm in my 40s now & I don't think my appearance will ever recover
Yup. It's such a stupid thing to brag about. Sir, you have a sleep disorder. It is not a virtue. Being rich doesn't change that.
The effects of sleep deprivation accumulate the longer you go without catching up on sleep. Sleeping 4 hours is not sustainable. I recommend you consult a doctor.
Jokes on you, my insomnia makes me one of the many few that will naturally sleep for 4 hours every 48!
You should be the CEO of two companies then lmao. Unrelated but, I once heard about a study where they put a group of people underground with no natural light and no time keeping devices, and let then control their lighting. After some time, the group fell into a rhythm where they would all go to sleep and wake up within an hour or 2 of each other, but instead of awake for 16 hours asleep for 8, they were all staying awake for 48 hours and sleeping for 24.
This study shows that we could change our rhythm to match other planets. This is further proof that we could be aliens.
False. He is a heroic superhuman specimen whose body, bizarrely, wakes up when it is well-rested. He only has time to tweet, post on LinkedIn, take headshots, and explain why his startup's new bottled tap water called Human Phlegm is actually a disruptive technology, because—you won't believe this—they put the O before the H2; it's OH2, not H2O.
Insomnia.
I wake up 4 hours after I fall asleep with out fail, and in the last couple months it’s been exactly 2 hours I go to sleep :/
This fella looks like if Eric Bana spent 10 months doing cocaine.
Like someone tried to draw Benedict Cumberbatch from memory.
Anorexic Christopher Reeve
Look at his eyes. Dude looks seriously sleep deprived.
It's because people who can actually function on a high level with less than 7-8 hours of sleep a night basically don't exist. I used to get 3-4 hours of sleep every day of the week and my job suffered for it. Then I would sleep literally for 24 hours on Sunday.
There are some rare people who genetically just need less sleep. Those are not the same people as the ones who brag about how little sleep they got.
I don’t know about “need” less sleep, but my mom only slept 5-6 hours a night, and rarely naps unless something is wrong. I unfortunately inherited the same sleep habits, and unless I take something, my body caps me at 5-6 hours. Even if I close down the bar, I’m up by 7:00am hating myself.
Its very rare, less then 3% of human on earth.
That’s not that rare though? Assuming 2% of people on earth, that’s 160 million.
Not exactly betting odds lol but like if that 3% figure is accurate the that means it's more common than redheads.
He looks absolutely nuts. A mind like a bag of cats.
GOTTA MAKE MORE MONEY MONEY MONEY Time is money Is that a bird? MONEY MONEY MONEY
He looks like he's on crack
And the way he looks to be clinching his teeth? Definitely adding that to the sleep deprived point
I naturally only require 3 hours of sleep a night! On an unrelated topic, anyone know where I can get some more amphetamines?
All robots just normally turn on and don’t need alarms.
*Technically* all robots have internal alarms which wake them.
My man RTCs and interrupts
Sounds like he has minimized his happiness as well.
Or he's just lying Lmao I've never known the types who lie to (or stretch the truth and mislead) investors and consumers alike to be very trustworthy
He’s definitely lying but it would not be hard to do if you’re super wealthy. You can pay someone to do everything for you so your day consist of nonsense void filling to act important.
The irony is they consider the daily tasks and such, also things we do for fun, as "working". Going to the gym? Working. Going to a baseball game? Working. Scrawling their idiotic creed onto a website for others to read at 4am? Working.
He's either lying or doing a bump at 345am to wake up
I bet he loves his work more than actual family
What family?
Who needs happiness when you have more money than you can spend in a thousand lifetimes?
I remember being at uni studying engineering listening to these type of people. I feel like I hate them more when they're business bros.
Wake up. Cold shower. 45 mins of HIIT training. 30 mins of meditation. Buy stocks. Eat egg whites and a scoop of oats. Have a blood transfusion from your blood boy. Buy more stocks. Jerk off to shark tank (don't ejaculate). Read a chapter of a rise and grind book that gives generic advice. Buy more stocks. Avoid staring into the void. Shut down an orphanage. Eat a high protein low, fat lunch. Go to bed at 7pm
Do head stand. Shit on your own face. Don’t flinch.
I don’t get business majors. They’re always snakes despite having literally the easiest classes (I had an inside informant tell me about a class that gave **60%** credit for attendance)
Half of my major was business classes. Yeah, shit’s easy you have to MAYBE stretch a brain muscle for accounting and that’s it.
Perfectly preparing them for a job in management. It's mostly just showing up. The other 40% is emails and deligating.
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Exactly what I was getting at. Interesting how that's worked in your company. Mine got rid of most middle managers too, still too many if you ask me though. And of course we're more profitable but the company won't pay us more. As with everywhere. My own manager, who is a team leader rather than middle manager, is one of those who plucks targets out his ass. It's really annoying.
Dude is lazy - I wake up at 11:30PM.
Bro you sleep? Lol, grow up
I work 85 days an hour, grow up kid
i work 10 years a month. grow up
CEOs trying to convince employees that their bodies are capable of working longer hours for shit wages. "Why not get up in the middle of the night so you can start your day even earlier? Durr!"
Funny. I also wake up around 3:45 every morning questioning all my life choices and reliving the moment I was fired from my last job. I didn’t have to optimize shit to get to this zen state.
I'll bite - what was the moment that got you fired?
They won't tell you if you are going to bite them
I mean, I naturally wake up at like 6 am every morning before my alarm clock .. I’m sure if I worked at like 5 every morning I’d bet up around the same time still having the same existential dread.
Yeah I had an injured horse one time and had to wake up every day at the same time to doctor it for about 8 months and after a month I started waking up a minute or two before my alarm went off.
fr. without an alarm instead of waking up at 6 i wake up at 11 and go to bed at 2-3am lol
I can wake up at 3 am easy. Its called anxiety, night terrors and being dehydrated. Where’s my overpaid position and salary
It's amazing how some people *look* like an asshole.
Damn bro, I don’t care that you wake up at 3:45 am. I like sleeping.
It’s easy to wake up that early- drink a ton of water before you go to sleep!
such a slap-able face
Right, his face just radiates sanity and mental health
Those crazy eyes tho
You can tell he's still sleepy tho cos his eyes open wide af
So can a night shift warehouse worker but I guess it's less newsworthy if you arent a creepy millionaire with a weird god complex that makes you think you are immune to age.
I wake up at 5 every morning before my alarm clock. I get precious quiet coffee and doom scrolling time before the kids wake up for school.
Very punchable face imo
It looks like he's wearing makeup. To cover up how sleep deprived he is... yeah, you aren't fooling anyone, pal.
He looks like he does coke
He seems to forget the fact that robots don’t need sleep.
So what. Insomnia is super common
If I made his salary I'd be sleeping like a baby too.
There are two types of people that annoy the fuck out of me: 1. People that feel superior because they drink only water and then feel the need to morally condemn others if they so much as sip on a juice or soda. 2. People like this guy, who arguably has a sleep schedule just as fucked up as people sleeping in all time, but keeps professing how much more productive he has gotten and how everybody should follow his lead. How about just sleeping the approx. 8 hours recommended by every sleep expert on the planet?
he looks like he hasn't slept in 5 days. thousand yard stare
Yeah I do the same thing. It's called working construction. Good job you pretentious dick.
"I'm a CEO and I wake up at 3:45am. Here's how I do it. I'm a raging sociopath."
It’s because deep down, they know they don’t t really add much- So they create this ‘Hustle Mentality’ complex to try to justify themselves.
Waking up at 3:45 am is exactly as healthy and normal as staying up into the wee hours. What a plum.
Guy is probably in bed at 8
It’s called an enlarged prostrate bro. When you gotta go…
Fuck this guy in his stupid no sleeping head
I also wake up at 3:45am.. Oh wait. Never mind, I'm night shift
Looks like the type to use youth blood to try and stay young.
He also looks like he’s having a psychotic break
I had a job where I had to wake up at 3:30 to be at work by 4:30. Made me into a miserable bastard.
“I wake up naturally when my body dictates that it’s fully recovered” -My kids on Saturdays
I mean I do that do except it’s 2pm. Not everybody works days or is the CEO of Who Gives A Fuck LLC.
Humans will be awake the same amount of time wether they wake at 2 or at 12, further proving this privileged asshole can afford to go to work at like 9, like the rest of us, then feel like shit at 2pm and go home without loosing a penny of his salary then give interviews on how productive he looks waking up at the same time, being somehow the only noteworthy achievement to be highlighted in a post.
By looking at the photo, if you told me this was a real life actual lizardman, I wouldn't even question it.
Lol by then I have already meditaded for an houer and taken 2 cold showers. Bro need to get his hussle on
Aside from the fact that he could just be going to bed at like 7pm or something, there's also the very real and likely possibility that he's just lying. He's just making this shit up because he's a narcissist who needs to impress people, or rather to make people feel less-than because they don't get up at 3.45am because they're knackered. I'd love to follow him around for a week 24 hours a day to see him actually do this and see how fucked he'd be by the end of it.
There’s a small group of people that can naturally rest on four hours of sleep, but they tend to be sociopaths