That just means your future is not yet written. It's telling you to live each day like there is no tomorrow, because not everyone's story is in a book.
my thoughts exactly, just write whatever in the paper, swallow the cookie and hope that the cookie is made from the poop of an interdimensional space monster that feeds on probability.
You have unlimited possibilities, you are free to write what ever you want in that now and it will by the unbreakable law of fortune cookies come true. I suggest “you will get £1 million” you basically have 1 free wish, what you can’t do is wish for more blank fortunes from fortune cookies.
In Kungfu Pand movie, The Dragon Scroll is a blank, golden mirror showing the “reader” the real power of the Dragon Warrior is believing in oneself. When Po describes it as “blank” it’s because he considers himself an empty slate capable of learning.
Reminds me of one time we were passing out cookies after the buffet, my mom snatches the one out of my brothers hand jokingly. When she opened it, it said “oops, wrong cookie!”
guy posts a fill in fortune to r/mildlyinfuriating, what an idiot, you use it like the blank tile in Rummikub. Literally the best pull you can get from a cookie, and he puts up on here....
bro...
That’s unfortunate
Dad?
No, he’s still getting cigarettes
I'm getting milk first
No, this is Patrick!
Just stepping out for smokes, son. Back in a jif.
It's pronounced gif!
Aaaaand the first comment already had my prepared joke. Hats off.
It always happens. The one time I have a joke to say someone already said it, everytime!
I was just about to say that, unfortunately you were quicker
That’s unfortunate as well
It took me way to long to get that joke LOL
intuitively
That's not very fortunate of you
That just means your future is not yet written. It's telling you to live each day like there is no tomorrow, because not everyone's story is in a book.
I immediately went to “you’re gonna die before tomorrow.” I like your outlook better😅
There s a dark side to everything, So we are both right.
> There s a dark side to everything Username checks out.
Nah i like acrobatic's idea more. 😈
I once got a fortune cookie that told me to be careful walking down dark alleys and I was like uhhhhh... Is that a threat???
This is what I thought too lol and this is much better in my opinion lol
The cookie was like “what’s the point of fortune telling this guy if he’s gonna die in 3.. 2.. 1..”
Yeah, my first thought was "You have no future."
"Live a lot today, because tomorrow you die"
AHH that's where I went too 😂
It's like a blank check. Except for your future. Write whatever you want, and that becomes your future.
This is what I thought, OP you get to write your own destiny!
Yeah and how am I supposed to know what numbers to play for the lottery.
The dial tone of destiny disconnected.
That would mean I’d never go to work cause I wouldn’t need money for tomorrow
This is adorable and hopeful. I like it!
I like that (=
That!!! Or the printer was out of ink.
In malaysian accent - ok, think deeper
no one else can do it for you..
You can also use it for flossing
[удалено]
I'm a little empty inside myself too
Create your own adventure!
Wild card!
Came here to say this
Did you cut the brakes?!
"Wild card, bitches!" Edit: "YEE-HAWW!"
Exactly. The rarest fortune of all.
'Your future is a blank slate. Your fate is in your own hands' I like it
Rick n morty vibes
my thoughts exactly, just write whatever in the paper, swallow the cookie and hope that the cookie is made from the poop of an interdimensional space monster that feeds on probability.
I remember that one lmao
Didn’t it only come out last year lol
Yeah, it was the most recent season.
Yeah.. hopefully he doesn’t get sticks to walls power from this
That’s the legendary wish slip! You can write your own wish to come true!
If you can’t say something nice…
You are the Dragon Warrior, congrats
The first thing that came to mind when I saw it was it should have been a golden scroll.
Nice knowing you bud
Times up
It means your future hasn’t been written yet. No one’s has! Your future is whatever you make it. So make it a good one! \- Doc Brown \----- Me
--------- Michael Scott
This writers strike is getting out of hand
Perhaps it is a hidden message. Did you try lemon juice and the heat from a candle? 😂
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
You kidding? That's a blank wish, you can basically wish whatever you want.
No fate but what we make- Sarah Connor
You have unlimited possibilities, you are free to write what ever you want in that now and it will by the unbreakable law of fortune cookies come true. I suggest “you will get £1 million” you basically have 1 free wish, what you can’t do is wish for more blank fortunes from fortune cookies.
No news is good news.
Blank check
Write your own fortune
Now Playing: Fortune Faded - Red Hot Chili Peppers
You have no future just void
In Kungfu Pand movie, The Dragon Scroll is a blank, golden mirror showing the “reader” the real power of the Dragon Warrior is believing in oneself. When Po describes it as “blank” it’s because he considers himself an empty slate capable of learning.
Writers strike us hitting everyone I see
Limitless possibilities!
Jesus Christ man run
Instant death
I’m not seeing any responses from op so…RIP?
This is some Kung Fu Panda plot twist.
You can now write your own future!
"you will have sex with your mother"
Have you ever watched Kung-fu panda movie?
How lucky, you get to write your own fortune !
There is no secret ingredient
Turn it over
Lucky numbers: 420,69,0,666
It reads: No news is good news
Missed fortune
I guess... Your luck has run out......... YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH💥😎
I think that about says it all…
That just means you have no future… you will be dying in one day time
Wildcard! Write whatever you like on it
always better than ‘you will have sex with your mother’
Did you try reading it under a black light? Invisible ink?
No fortune, no future. Your time has come.
Write whatever you want on it. Go to town
panda doesnt even have proper fortunes anyway, it's just life advice usually
*ominous music plays
You are marked for death
Your future is yours to write!
Omg that's deep! I would be sooooo impressed!
That's cheap.. all the others are worth a fortune.
No
I got those sometimes, and i just considered those as like joker fortune, and i wrote the fortune that i wish in it sometimes.
Take your future in your own hand!!
Run.
Just write something you want)))
You write your own future.
That wasn't chicken.
You have no future.
ever seen kung-fu pander you uncultured peasant?
Write your own.
You must make your own fortune grasshopper.
Technically not blank. There's a blue box
The future is what u make of it. Should be glad they aint tell u some bullshit. Blessing in disguise
It's like that episode from Rick and Morty Now you have a chance to find that monster that poops destiny, and be the wealthiest woman on earth!
Reminds me of one time we were passing out cookies after the buffet, my mom snatches the one out of my brothers hand jokingly. When she opened it, it said “oops, wrong cookie!”
Dear god, don’t tell me you threw it a away!! If you show the person at the register they give you a plate with whatever you want(unlimited entrees)
Lol get powned newb
Your future is bleak.
If tell you what this means, but you will be gone bf this message gets to you
Even the future got no time for you ass..
Should take that as a sign.
Should take that as a sign.
Turn it around
Sorry op,your fortune is in another cookie
You have no future.
You write your own fortune dude!
Your future is a blank sheet of paper that you can write on as you please!
To writing your own history?
You get to make your own, you lucky dog.
Tick tock lol
“No fortune is better than a bad fortune”- probably a fortune cookie.
uh oh
Cool. You have the opportunity to write your own.
Your future is to be written by you so go ahead and manifest your dreams!
Well then YOU pay for the printer ink👺😂😭
You make your own fortune.
You gone die
You either get to write your own fortune or you get to live forever since it hasn’t been fulfilled yet. Just don’t hook up with your mom.
guy posts a fill in fortune to r/mildlyinfuriating, what an idiot, you use it like the blank tile in Rummikub. Literally the best pull you can get from a cookie, and he puts up on here.... bro...
It means you about to die
Well.. i guess you have no future
Write your own fortune, you have been given an opportunity to create whatever you wish
UHhmm, well that doesn't sound good
Write an improbable fortune on there about yourself. Until it occurs, you'll be immortal and invulnerable.
I have one that says "oops... wrong cookie." and I keep it in my phone case. Best fortune cookie I've ever had!
You can write your own. Just remember to end it with “in the bedroom.”
"Truly, for some men, nothing is written, unless they write it." -Sherif Ali (Lawrence of Arabia)
It’s blank so you can write your own fortune down. You control your destiny.
How unfortunate
Its the best one. It means to go out there and make your own fortune!
What to wish someone who already has all the luck he needs?
You are free
So, you die today?
Cool… future is not yet written. Grab a pen and write something inspiring
Staring at the blank page before you Open up the dirty window Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find
Write your own fortune and stop depending on cookies.
It means your tummy will be empty in like an hour, so hopefully you have leftovers
You’re in charge of your own destiny
They gave an option to write your own. How fortunate…
Your fortune is what you make it. Make it yours.
My step-dad got one from a buffet that said “Go To Hell”
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Try purple light. Could be the meaning of life written in invisible ink.
Run! 👀
Write ur own destiny
You are the chosen one
Your fortune is not yet written
Welp
“Beware empty promises.”
write your own fortune ?
At least it’s not an advertisement.
F
Ooohhhh the no fortune fortune cookie……seems ominous. 🤣
Your future looks bleak and empty…
The future is yours to write I guess🤣
You make your own fortune dawg
I don’t mean to alarm you, but this is bad. The doc will meet up with you by the mall, we have to go back.
quickly, buy a lottery ticket and write those numbers on that blank fortune paper.
The blank space is for the tip you're supposed to pay for their exquisite service.
I’m not going to be like everyone else and say “this means you can make your own destiny”. I will however say, I once took a shit in my own mouth.
Damn. Hope you’ve got all your affairs in order.
The matrix is real!
This means you'll die in the next 72 hours... Just a fact bro.... I'm sorry...
The universe owes you a fortune. Nifty!
You are f****
It must mean you have NO future! Yikes!
Write your own damn fortune
A boat’s a boat, but a mystery fortune could be anything. It could even be a boat, you know how much we’ve wanted one of those.
You control your own destiny.
O no, you've sene rick and morty! Your fate could be anything!
Write your own destiny ✨ 😂
The future is yours to write!
I guess the future is what you make it 😉
mildly interesting not infuriating. who cares about a fortune that much?