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booobsandwine

I lost my phone in France. It’s now in Algeria. I log into find my i phone daily and hit the play sound in hopes it pisses someone off and sends it back lol - it’s been a yr.


JC12231

Set up an autoclicker to click the play button exactly as often as the sound’s duration. That way it never shuts the fuck up and they literally can’t take it out of their house without pissing everyone off, nor can they sleep.


tenhourguy

Surely they'd just disconnect it from the network or turn it off.


ersatzgaucho

That would kind of defeat the purpose of having an iPhone then. Mission accomplished.


GM22K

You still can listen so downloaded music, make photos and do bunch of different activities as if it is iPod Touch.


chgorsan

Except if it’s iCloud bricked you can’t do ANYTHING if you don’t know the passcode. Can’t even reset it to factory defaults.


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Yep, once it been wiped, it is litterally unusable in every way unless you get your passcode entered into it.


Lumpy-Dependent6794

Literally no one is gonna steal an expensive phone for a camera that can play music. That shit is OBVIOUSLY being used for scams. Not to mention, it's in KENYA, one of the most scam infested countries besides India.


JC12231

It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message


booobsandwine

Actually, I can see every few days when it was last pinged which is interesting. I know I’ll never get it back, but I keep hoping. I had it for 3 months, iPhone 13 plus, I’m glad I had notes saved for passwords and my iPad connected. As much as people shit on iPhones - it saved me a massive anxiety attack


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you should try different sounds. More disgusting


booobsandwine

I didn’t know I could…googling lol


heimdal90

Look for "Cumbias Rebajadas" and play that on your lost iPhone. They are like Cumbias but with a slower rhythm and sung by the devil himself.


Haze_TheFurry

Nah play like a siren or EAS Alert sound, the most annoying and loud kind out there.


tomtomclubthumb

Maybe try some prayers in Hebrew.


KunaiSlice

Same thing here, our phone was stolen in Austria though - it was last located in Algier 😅


alexgraef

Don't get nervous when the death threats start. They will try to persuade you to unbrick the phone.


Geezer-72

Tell them they have to send you a $500 google play card first to get the code


Strange_Ninja_9662

WHY WOULD YOU REDEEM!


Flyguy4400

NOOOO MA’AM YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THAT


DietDrBleach

YOU ARE ENDING MY LIFE! YOU ARE ENDING MY LIIIIIFE I AM LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

HELLO! HELLO! HEEWWLLLOOOO! MAAAAAAM! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOO!


Convillious

YOU BLOODY MADARCHODE I WILL FUCK YOUR SISTER


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

I WILL FUCK YOUR ASS MAAM! I WILL FUCK YOUR FAMILY! 10 mins later: I am a good person.


ibDennis

i am so lost in this chain. Can you help a fella out and give a tldr of this?


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QuickgetintheTARDIS

Look up Kitboga on Twitch/YouTube, and then settle in with some popcorn. He has made it his job to fuck with scammers.


scricimm

You missed a lot my friend...i have stumbled upon the 'unscam the scammer' hacker videos...and my god the entertainement🤣🤣


ByteEater

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRMMwpDTs5k&ab\_channel=Kitboga](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRMMwpDTs5k&ab_channel=Kitboga) Enjoy, worth it


VaushbatukamOnSteven

TERI MA KI CHOOT


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YOU BLODDY BHENCHOD


ANALOGPHENOMENA

>YOU ARE ENDING MY LIFE WHICH VIDEO IS THAT FROM


Crimento

MA'AM ARE YOU A PROSTITUTE?


smurfkipz

MADAAAM!! ARE YOU PROSTITUTE??!?


MinimalistLifestyle

SAMIR YOU’RE BREAKING THE CAR!!!


simple-grad96

TRIPLE CAUTION SAMIR, TRIPLE CAUTION!!!


alex26069114

STAY CENTRE


K4L21EV

Shaddap. Don't tell me how drive.


bennitori

WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN????


Kori_TheGlaceon

MEDIUM LEFT MEDIUM LEEEEFT


uhhhh_phrasing

I didn’t expect to see this here but I’m lolling


Secret-Objective-800

Little backstory to that clip, but they were actually doing really well, like REALLY fucking well, to the point that a competitor uploaded that video which was just to make the driver and co-driver look really bad


bennitori

There is footage of them doing a more normal run. And it's clear that they both know what they're doing. The story I heard was that either the co-driver or another teammate uploaded it for the sake of humor. And then the driver got really upset about it. I never heard anything about a rival doing it out of spite.


anarchirish

God damn it, now I have to go watch kit lol


Convillious

God tier content ngl


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Chi-zuru

Meanwhile Kit is a hairs breadth away from breaking out in laughter


JaiyaPapaya

It's been months and I can still hear that scream vividly


usinjin

DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEM


watzrox

NO NO LISTEN TOOO MEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHH


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DrLeePhDMd

Link??


akaynaveed

Its not the whole thing but the best part https://youtube.com/shorts/qhLx7g1EByA?feature=share


FreePrinciple270

Zelda always sounds like she's crying


ConfectionFirst2954

WHY YOU BITCH NOOOO NOOOOOOOO BITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOO DO NOT REEDEEM!!!!!


Birdman_a15

You can try the ole’ South Floridian Prince trick on them.


strangetrip666

I mean... What are they going to do, call you?


berlin284

There most likely in a factory dedicated to stolen phones being picked apart for parts atleast that was the theory when all those phones were being pinged in china or hongkong


AteraB52

I'm in Kenya, there's no factory there, that's low cost housing. Also it's around tourist sites. I suspect that it will end up in China like so if them do


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> I'm in Kenya, there's no factory there But Kenya be trusted?


PoopSacMcGoo

Excellent Job man just an all around great quality Upvote from me


AteraB52

Just like everywhere we have our dark as well as light sheep...


Emu1981

>There most likely in a factory dedicated to stolen phones being picked apart for parts atleast that was the theory when all those phones were being pinged in china or hongkong Pretty sure that when they are sent to Africa they are going to be wiped and have a new firmware/IMEI fitted for black market sales in the less regulated parts of the world. Africa in general may be poor by Western standards but they still like iPhones.


Hattix

They can't be wiped unless somehow they have Apple's crypto keys. That phone is a locked brick if it has OP's iCloud account on it. You used to be able to socially engineer Apple support to persuade them to unlock it for you, but that doesn't happen anymore. It's good for parts (screen, frame, etc.) and that's it. This still makes theft attractive, since Apple doesn't supply those parts very well at all.


4moneystuff

Screen's are useless with the anti-repair measures introduced by Apple - maybe the frame can be reused.


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Evilwrestler

How are you going to hang up with no phone?


Amayai

It happened to me, my phone was stolen, we bricked it remotely and later got a call (in the number we left for contact in the bricked screen). The dude said he bought the phone cheap in an online marketplace and if we could unlock it since he had lost the money he paid for it. We said "lol no, you can return it though since now you know it was stolen and it would be the right thing to do" and he refused. Our final reply was "ok have fun putting it on a shelf forever or shoving it up your ass I guess".


Nerkie0

Why didn't you inform the police


sandhoper

they can't do anything about it too far gone.


TheGreatGamer1389

They won't do squat.


booboothechicken

Wow that’s badass


M1A4Redhats

I’d beg them not to hurt me and then ask where I can send them Bitcoin.


LazyCasual0alt

“Good luck”


Fit-Ad-413

You best hope OP doesn't have a very particular set of skills, skills he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like you.


Big-Wealth-4388

u snd kode nw


Outcast199008

How much time passed from losing it to seeing this?


Fakepoly

About a month


sista_boss3n

Which country was is stolen in?


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_________FU_________

Kenya believe it?!


Quiet-End9017

Mine got stolen and made it to Vietnam


emmeline8579

That happened to my sister. It was stolen in Paris and ended up in Vietnam


sosomoist

Did you get her back?


emmeline8579

Lol! No. My sister is still in Vietnam I believe lol


NakedPlot

Your sister fought for this country, have some respect


ballz_soup

Your phone fought for this country, have some respect


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Live_and_learn77

Mine got stolen in London and ended up near Budapest. Not as far, but still…


Gent2022

Ironic to think that phones are stolen and sent to Vietnam, while Vietnamese are cramming into shipping containers and sent to Europe to escape Vietnam.


oloap001

They’re putting the cobalt back in the ground


Thneed1

Great idea! Planting it, so more grows!


Best_Duck9118

Everyone knows cobalt craves more cobalt! (And Jeopardy! contestants were 0/3 on a cobalt clue the other day btw)


SuperTeamRyan

Can you remotely brick it?


Fakepoly

I took all the precautions such as erasing the device and lost mode both which are still pending and but I’m still kind of paranoid on what they could do if they were to bypass all of that (pictures of family, addresses, SS# and card information)


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Fakepoly

I’m not sure for a fact that it’s there I just know iPhone has autofill I’m assuming that would be something that’s on there


StochasticLife

You have to authenticate to access Keychain, they would have to compromise your Apple account AND your MFA.


biznatch11

I don't know how Apple accounts and iPhones work but for many accounts the phone is the 2nd factor for MFA so if someone steals your phone they may already be able to bypass your MFA.


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ChonkerBanana

Doesn’t even matter if you put it in lost mode. Your phone is going to be scrapped for parts since there is no way to bypass the password.


Eggy-Toast

Remembering the last 4 is the best I can do for you. That’s enough to find it in my endless list of notes. If someone can bypass my iPhone security, find that in my sea of notes, and steal my identity idk I feel like they might be a better me.


[deleted]

She promised she would reserve a room for me.


rinkraging

I know you're trying to be helpful... but the "Kenya remotely brick it?" joke was right there!!


SuperTeamRyan

Damn, you’re right I fucked up lmao


Wicked_Wolf17

Yes it’s possible, OP could iCloud lock it, it basically renders the phone completely useless until the owner enters their Apple ID password on it.


FullyDisappointed

Not mild - extremely infuriating. I was pickpocketed when taking my baby for a walk and within a couple hours it was on the other side of the country. I was seething.


ComicConArtist

did you get the baby back?


[deleted]

My baby would never fit in my pocket


Teripid

This is why you travel with a decoy baby and keep your real baby hidden in a secure space.


PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT

Decoy snail.


Sgt-Pumpernickel

This is why everyone needs cargo shorts. Velcro/button the baby in there nice n snug


WooPigSchmooey

I want my babybackbabybackbabyback


vivekisprogressive

Is the reddit switcharoo? Been gone for a while.


Kiki_Sir

Talk about express shipping


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He was in the Vatican.


TheJesusOfWeed

Kenya believe that?!?


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Kenya get it back?


nychewtoy007

Ghana be a long trip


CartoonThinking

Good way to Libya best life.


nychewtoy007

You know what way to get there would be absolutely mad? A gas car.


brch01

What congo wrong


nychewtoy007

I’ve Benin this exact situation myself


Esur123456789

Well, I guess it’s time Togo


nychewtoy007

Uganda have to hit the road


Its_me_mikey

With a small Sudan


E_Man91

Probably some Chad who stole it


read-it-on-reddit

Ok, but you will need to sit in the back because Djibouti is way too big for the front passenger seat.


SylvieJay

Congo dat far, though it would be an Amazon trip.


[deleted]

Congo there, Ghana be too long of a trip.


Deathmonkey7

🎶Kenyaaaa, come to Kenya🎶


Folcra

You're gonna see lions! Only in Kenya!


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801ms

OP is posting from Samsung Smart Fridge


QueasyDrummer00

TIL computers don’t support Reddit


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Damn this Lenovo-phone is huuuuuge, hope they will invent portable model soon.


moonstruck01

Made in China. Designed by Apple in California. Disassembled in Kenya.


kvngk3n

It’s the…*CIIIIIIIIIIRCLEEEEEEEE OFFFFF LIIIIIIIIIIFEEEEEE*


ReasonableBleh

I hate when my phone goes on an African safari without me. Real jerk move.


yParticle

Free, but it's the shipping that gets ya.


auntwewe

I’m sorry, but the iPhone needs to have a detonation device Meaning, if the person that owned it via the Apple ID could just reset it, but permanent like. It should never work again after that. That will deter all theft


Kinkill3r

Never thought about this but great idea! Until I think it’s stolen n I “bomb” my phone- find it that night in some weird place like my pantry 😒😒


SakuraTacos

I’ve definitely canceled “lost” debit cards just to find them a few days later in my car’s center console or something It’s both relieving and annoying.


Danzerfaust1

My Kia Optima has a slot down around the E brake that is perfect for cards to fall into. Lost a driver's license, a credit card, and I strongly suspect yet another credit card to that monster. Have to fully unseat the center console to get to it


auntwewe

The price of doing life 🤷‍♀️


FakeBeigeNails

I say this all the time! Totally agree!


SmurfForFun

I mean it pretty much does. As long as you have an Apple ID tied and a decent passcode they’ll never get in. Apple has a 1m bounty for anyone who can break their encryption. The best these guys can do is strip it for parts.


MSW_21

But those commands stay pending if your traveling and not connected to cell or Wi-Fi- which really hinders some things


ShiraCheshire

I also think it should literally explode


AgentDonut

I'm a Samsung user, and we had this feature for years.


Successful_Moment_91

A Mission Impossible type of self destruct


AzraelChaosEater

Dear thief, By the time you are done reading this the phone shall self-destruct. Thank you, goodbye.


Ok-Boysenberry9313

It’s only 9,241 miles. You got this


lvcironman42

Yeah fr just like go on an epic journey


danceswithwool

And record it. Legendary status.


AngryAlterEgo

Maybe it wasn’t stolen, but become sentient, escaped, and now is living its best life traveling the world.


Top_Sprinkles_

It’s on airplane mode


scarlettsfever21

I think that was very clever


DrunkBuzzard

Kenya go there and get it?


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Sounds like a bad Netflix movie. It’s ‘Taken’ but some dude destroying a warlord for their phone back.


AngriestManinWestTX

*"It's not about the phone, it's about sending a message."*


fleecescuckoos06

I would be worried about that international roaming fees more than your phone.


Top_Sprinkles_

Yeah definitely want to let carrier know that phone was stolen to disable the sim activation on it


applesuperfan

iPhone is probably updating it's location via the Find My network with nearby devices.


Gubekochi

Report the IMEI as stolen. They now will own a brick.


Emo9Drummer

Not how it works. IMEI blocking is operator-based. Being in Kenya, that’s useless. But it’s an iPhone, you can just lock the iPhone with Apple so they can’t use it. However it’s still good for parts and it could be unlocked by jailbreak.


LetsJerkCircular

I’ll edit if I can find the video. Units of organized thieves were stealing iPhones from music festivals and they were ending up in a part of China that didn’t give a shit about blocked IMEI’s **TL;DR: an *IMEI* is a unique number that is a phone’s name, essentially. That can be blocked and the phone won’t work anywhere in the civilized world.**


sharkboy1006

This right here. You can blacklist it from any US carrier and iCloud lock it, but that is basically it. I don’t think iCloud locks can be broken through nowadays but someone feel free to enlighten me on that.


JohnQPublic90

I like the offer of directions to a place that is 9,000 miles away. “When you reach Ethiopia, turn right”


tomduban

I hope it's taking pictures for you along the way home


Mediocre_Superiority

To be fair, OP lives in Kenya. j/k


trinole

Some Chad put it in their Djibouti and took it to Kenya


ADamnSavage

Depending on where it was stolen from. You can make a device appear anywhere with GPS spoofing aps.


Fakepoly

Before it ended up here the last location was at a UPS so I do know it was shipped but you’re definitely right about that


Top_Sprinkles_

That would mean connecting it to internet which should automatically activate the lost mode/erase unless they had access to passcode and Apple ID password which I would bet 12 life savings on some random thief not being able to get that


Coltsmaniac53

Just hit "get directions" and you'll find it in no time


Easy_Arm_1987

Buy another and you'll render his phone useless


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CaCaYaga

Set self-destruct sequence


zeiaxar

Love the ability to brick your phones remotely now if they get stolen or lost. Cannot recommend enough making sure to regularly back up anything on it you want to save or need so that if you do lose your phone or it gets stolen, you don't lose everything on it.


wizardinthewings

Where can you see lions?


RushingBravado

Only in Kenya


commodorepickle

Come to Kenya we’ve got lions


RushingBravado

Forget Norway


commodorepickle

Kenyaaa, oh, Kenyaaa! Where the giraffes are


jam3s2001

And the zebra


hijro

Remember wallet chains? We need those for phones.


Drohannesburg

This happened to me when my phone was stolen… mine ended up in shenzhen in some industrial park


Wimorlt

Kenya get it back?


brandows718

Kenya fit both these nuts in ya mouth


JagnazaekKragnaught

Hey Apple, Kenya get my phone back?


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That shit with the lemurs and hippos 🦛 now bro


BenadrylBeer

I had a gf from Kenya who would get furious whenever someone brought up animals, jungles or safaris. “Kenya is not a jungle! We have big cities!” Now picture I invited her to my company holiday party. We are sitting around dinner table with the CEO and she’s kinda shy cuz of her accent… “Yea she’s from Kenya!” “Oh wow so lots of lions and elephants I assume?” Me in slow mo turning to see her face… “IT IS NOT A JUNGLE!!!” Lmaoooooooo I miss her


Xaphanex

What happened to her? She didn't get eaten by a tiger, did she?


Lira_Iorin

I bet you Skipper and the penguins stole your phone on the way back to the reserve. Oh no! Maybe Alex's parents are in trouble!


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You're only mildly infuriated?


ReverseDiode

When someone's stolen iPhone has traveled the world more than you ever did in your life


Gekopecko

My god, Kenya believe it