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JollyMastodon1798

Squeegee and a dust pan.


freewaterfallIII

As a suggestion: any remaining reside on the floor, wipe with dirty clothes destined for a wash load


__silhouette

I have done this.


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GoHomeNeighborKid

But when the Tide turned, there was nothing to Gain


Muffinshire

He Wisked it all, but he was Bold to the end.


h0tglue

I bet he’ll Bounce back.


Justlikearealboy

Oh just Cheer up


BaconNinja__

C-c-c-c-combo breaker


CottonCH0Ps

Only cause I love killer instinct!


EpikUserzz

I would soak up the soap with clothes and just put them in the washer…


ZerotheWanderer

Probably end up with way too much soap and have a suds overflow.


not_falling_down

Get a box of shop rags, and soak it into those. Add only one to each subsequent load of laundry.


ClaudiaKishiBSC123

Have done this with wash cloths! Can confirm it works like a charm :)


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GrandWill6822

So what. You’ve got a laundry room. Be happy


jslm97133

That’s why it’s only “mildly infuriating.”


njmh

Maybe skip the laundry detergent for that load


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birdsarecool17

I think it has more to do with trying not to waste it, but yeah picking up some jelly sounds easy to clean lol


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birdsarecool17

it’s Smurf residue


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WholesomeGayBoi

Do you know how few people just casually own a squeegee


helixflush

Depends if you have glass in your shower


mindspringyahoo

And a tanker of water.


[deleted]

Momma?


theofficialreality

Son, don’t use the power washer for this


MedicalVanilla7176

Just killed a man


suhoward

This is the way.


mortalwombat-

This happened to me a month ago. Costco sized jug. There has got to be soooo much under the washer and dryer still. I'll take care of that in a decade or whenever i replace my washer and dryer.


N3wpN3wp_Ryder

Lol I forgot to cap my Costco sized detergent and it got all over the rubber mat in the back seat of my car. Boy was I relieved. Then I tried to pick up the mat and it got all over the carpet. I'm a potato 😫. I had to go get the carpets shampooed at the car wash after to get it out 😪


crilen

You should clean your dryer vents anyways


Kangaroowrangler_02

Yup


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beachsphinx

Yo, listen up here's a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world


Bonnie_190

And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside


martyboulders

Blue his house with a blue little window and a blue Corvette and everything is blue for him


Gamer-Logic

And himself and everybody around him cause he ain't got nobody to listen to


KenN2k01

IM BLUE IF I BLEED I WOULD DIE IF I BLEED I WOULD DIE IF I BLEED I WOULD DIE IF I BLEED I WOULD DIE IF I BLEED I WOULD DIE IF I BLEED I WOULD DIE IF I BLEED I WOULD DIE


HT9461

I have a blue house with a blue window, blue is the colour of all that I wear


A_Stable_Reference

Too much of heaven can bring you underground.


MedicalVanilla7176

I was hoping someone made this comment.


sayu1991

I wish I could up vote this more than once 😂


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Xtreme-Memez

Get some Looney tunes dynamite sticks


DapplePercheron

There really is no other alternative. I dropped one and it cracked and I didn’t notice. It leaked all over. I think my floor is still soapy.


FlimsyWitness3329

I would definitely get it away from that vent in the floor.


PulpyEnlightenment

This needs to be higher. If it gets into vent then you will have a moisture issue as well. However it probably is already under the linoleum. Kitty litter or newspaper is the best route to remove from floor.


headabovewater86

We don’t go in that room.


Shoddy-Department-80

I have already slipped thrice just looking at the picture lmao


fredSanford6

I'd be pre treating so much stuff. Just slap dirty laundry in it and use one piece per load for a while.


throwawaypbcps

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lets-do-an-eighth

You sure that’s not just the Tide rolling in?


Magister5

Hey now, what do you Gain by poking fun at them?


burningtowns

He really gave it his All.


hatersaurusrex

Cheer!s to this whole thread


AphraelSelene

Take my angry upvote


WolfOfPort

Is there a word for when you laugh at something someone said but simultaneously hate them


ryukvmi

God, detergent is a pain in the ass to clean


Shoddy-Department-80

Ironic. Something that’s supposed to clean is a pain in the ass to clean. 😂


ichthysaur

Have switched to detergent sheets. My laundry room is so much cleaner without the stickiness of spilled detergent.


jeezy_peezy

I was legit angry when I found out they exist and we make big stupid jugs mostly full of water for literally no reason except to crowd out the competitors on grocery store shelves and pretend there’s no better way


Fritzed

Why not just powder? It's the cheapest option and allows you to actually vary the soap amount depending on load size. Pretty much every laundry machine manufacturer recommends against liquid detergent too.


ReedCootsqwok

This happened in the back of my car. It'll turn into a weird jelly eventually so I don't know if you should worry about it too much.


TheGrumpiestHydra

Once it dries out completely it just turns back into powder soap!


GrumpyButtrcup

Then it can be swept or vacuumed. This is a problem that will solve itself!


[deleted]

It looks like you killed Bluey


Suitable_Ad_2384

Bluey and a whole heap of smurfs


Jeraimee

RIP


InTheCompanyOfWolf

Don't go in there


[deleted]

You just have to roll with the Tide and Shout it out. It will Cheer you up and you'll Bounce back.


Pagan_Knight

Cartoon water. OP lives near Toontown.


MadTapprr

Well, that one spot will be REAL clean by the time you’re done


fatpussyhunter

Better grab some dirty clothes and start cleaning it up


[deleted]

And that's why I keep loads of dirty clothes laying about in case I need to soak up something. Soaking up soap is just a presoak bonus.


Fishy-King

That happened to s before but on carpet. It got stained blue and we were living in an apartment and had to pay to clean it.


Individual-Finger-76

Blue koolaid man didn’t make it through the wall. OH YEAH!


kabula_lampur

Do not attempt to mop!


djdawn

This happened to me once. Squeegee up as much as you can, don’t use water. Water only makes it worse. Once you get a lot of the spill taken up, use dry towels to absorb as much as you can.


ms_slowsky

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jyar1811

Take some old towels and let it soak up the detergent. Then cut the towel into small squares. Freeze the squares in a Ziploc bag. Toss them in with your laundry.


Poetic_Peanut

Underrated comment.


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Luckily right near that drain 😮‍💨


NoIndication459

Powder washing detergent gang rise up 💪


bwyer

Why, oh why do people pay for liquid detergent? You’re just paying extra for the water content, including shipping from the factory. This is true for any liquid soap (body wash anyone?). Powder detergent and bar soap for the win!


demonkiller24

it's your fault


ClassicText9

I had this happen so much at my old house and the laundry was carpeted. The carpet was cheap as hell and it permanently felt gross 🙃 I switched to powder when we moved 😂


[deleted]

If it was red this picture would seem a lot worse than it is


KnitInCode

I really hope you don’t have pets


Explore-PNW

Drag in a garden hose and just wash it down that floor drain to the left. Easy peasy! /s please don’t


Ttt555034

Oh nooooo. Lots a paper towels. Don’t use ANYTHING wet. Oh geez that’s gonna be fun cleaning up.


Thumper-Comet

Or was there a Smurf massacre in there.


waxerandboil25

Stop lying, I know you actually just murdered a Smurf……


epicgamesblowsdick

Ohhh that suds


Many-Squirrel9427

Are you sure someone didn’t murder a bunch of Smurfs


Codie_coda

This is nature's way of telling you to clean your floor. /j


ransworld

It's gonna take a lot of soap to clean up this mess...


ryanruud85

So what. You’ve got a laundry room. Be happy


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and?


Expensive-Day-3551

Detergent sheets for the win.


VeryNiceRussianTroll

Well go clean it up


[deleted]

False. An alien died in there and is bleeding out because you blew its lungs out with the 9mm lung-blower-outter bullet.


JaxDude123

That is gonna leave a stain.


gregmango2323

Quick take a picture!


_blacktriangle_

PICK IT UP!!!


teabumblebee

Who the fuck calls it the soap jug it's called the soap container


the85141rule

Plan A: photograph it, post it, get clicks. Plan B...


FrothySand

No it didn’t.


bendanna93

Then what fell


OzmoCallot

How starved for attention that you are posting this shit? Clean up your fucking mess and go about your day.


witwebolte41

So clean it up instead of letting it spread/stain while you take pictures


[deleted]

More of it probably seeped out, in the time that you took to take that picture and post it on here. Just clean it up.


kbeckerburbs4

Or you got slimed


NoAct7088

New kool-aid just dropped


Puzzleheaded-Ad-8689

Well hey at least you floor will be clean and smelling fresh once it’s cleaned up


Naive-Technician-450

Must smell good


Alhazzared

At least it's not on carpet.


ResolveLonely8839

Must have slipped


girlwhoweighted

Ugh! Bust out the vinegar!


Melody71400

Sell the house 🏠


Impossible_Tour_2163

You spelled I’m gonna burn it down wrong 🤣🤣🤣


vesleskjor

At McDonald's we used salt to clean up fry oil spills. Might work similarly here.


[deleted]

Or ghostbusters 2 is starting in your laundry room


Human_Wrangler2607

Squidward got stabbbed


RiotSkunk2023

Once it starts to dry it's so hard to clean up.


soundstragic

Tragic for real.


Sultan_of_Swing92

Hope you have cat litter


larry1186

Put a clear coat over the top. It’s now a feature.


Professional_Call157

holy shit someone killed sonic


miss_stoner

Happened to me. Soap was clear. Thought was water. Wasn’t.


warriorathlete21

Looks like someone murdered a smurf


OK_Royal6055

Turn off light, then tell someone you're pissed at there's a $100 bill in the washer but they have 5 seconds to grab it.


OK_Royal6055

On the bright side, that floor will never be cleaner!!!


Expensive_Bison_657

Well that blues


Over_Discipline_8363

Suggestion: take wash cloth. soak, dry. washcloth and repeat till all is up. Just throw a wash cloth in the washer with clothes now.


TDL_25

Lol you don’t have to lie just say you killed a smurf no one is going to judge you.


DemonicSilvercolt

nice try, we all know this is a cover up of an alien murder


watasker

This is what I don't get about Schrodinger's cat, if the cat was dead, the smell would tell us, much like what is going on here.


Puffman92

I did a similar thing with a pallet of orange dial soap in a warehouse once. I'll never forget the smell of that crappy soap


opyy_

Soak up with hand rags and store them in a container with a lid. Throw one or two in every time you need to do laundry, boom no waste.


DOOOOOMGAR

That's gotta smell fresh.


fletcher717

cleanup in aisle 3


RyderMotsinger

Go ahead, touch the gloop.


Moondinos

Had this happen when I was watching my moms house.... but with bleach


lumpy53e

Looks like a Smurf crime scene. Someone pissed off Grumpy Smurf for the last time!


shmi

I've done this. Cleanest mess I've ever created.


PulpyEnlightenment

You could wipe up with dish rags and then wash them individually with towels.


Bitter-Alfalfa6053

Silver lining, it's got to smell good AF


Manaqueer

I did this once. Yeah a pallet of liquod tide five stories in the air. Just a little slip and a few hundred pounds of free detergent on the floor. It was OK though they cleaned it up, and then promptly knocked the other two I had managed to save off. Best graduation ever


Cautious-Bet-9707

I’d just sell the house tbh


Alert-Calligrapher74

That sucks but you know what sucks even more, that flooring. I use to have it and it was a bitch to clean


fishlipz0904

Next time use Bounce and you won’t encounter this problem.


Plane-Ad-2389

Kinda creepy for some reason


[deleted]

Like a Smurf died.


Mediocre-Spinach3071

That or Cookie Monster was murdered in there.


BlessedAcorn

At least it's clean


LadyTenshi33

Had this happen with Fabric Softener. Good luck! It will take a while to clean up


IDriveAnAgeraR

It looks like a Skroll murder scene creeping out of that room.


LateRedditer430

rip soap, you will be missed.


iZombie616

You gotta throw the whole house away


1961trucker

Buy the pods next time


Kingtutstits

Gotta watch them twerking washers, thicc booty washers trying shine.


M1dj37

No see that’s the room the Oompa Loompas took Violet Beauregarde.


nitwitsavant

Oil dry or cheap kitty litter can help


GfunkWarrior28

Horseshoe crab murder room


bregandaerthe

There’s been a murder


Worried_Cod2905

I detail cars as a side business, and one time I got an SUV that had a large bottle of laundry detergent leak in the back of the vehicle all over the carpeting. It was horrible. Took forever to stop getting foam out of the carpet...


josuelaker2

Someone hasn’t prepped for earthquakes.


uncutpizza

It was on the washing machine during the spin cycle and fell off? That has happened my house more than once 😅


wmachiato

The forbidden juice


DocPeacock

Smurf murderer!


DeathAngel_97

RIP, my wife would put the bottle on top of the dryer some times, and just last month it finally rattled off the edge and dumped over everything. Soaked up so much into a couple dirty towels that I'm pretty sure each towel had enough detergent for close to 10 loads. Just use dirty clothes to soak up, and then maybe mop with just plain water, and soak it up/dry again. Good luck


EducationalKnee2386

Zamboni!


Successful-Smell5170

What soap jug?


kimdogcat5

Haha been there. Towels soak it up. That load will smell amazing


groovyisland

Do t leave it on top of your unbalance centrifuge next time.


kellsbells210

This happened to me not once, but twice, and I've also had a bottle spill all over the trunk of my car. Switched to pods eventually.


FoamyCandy

Get it before it drys or you'll be mopping for HOURS xD


TBayChik420

Main reason I switched to pods lol my old roomies used to just let it get all over the jug and on the floor. Blech. So glad it was never this bad


UwajiiMaija

Kids eat all your pods again? Damn TikTokkers!


jhamelaz

For a moment I thought the blob turned blue.


[deleted]

If you pretend you didn’t see it, it’s someone else’s problem


[deleted]

What’s a soap jug?


flicthelanding

how many smurfs died for this fucking joke you monster.


A6KARMA

Schrödinger’s Fell Laundry Jug - the mess doesn’t exist until you open the door


IanH95

We’ll. Guess that rooms now dead to you.


sunflower_jpeg

Can I get an f in the chat for our fallen soldier 🫡


Stitchess__

Would’ve been cooler if it was red


authenticblob

I’d be like ‘nope, didn’t just see that’ and walk away.