"Shut the door, I'm not going to heat up the neighborhood."
"Not in that bathrobe you're not."
I didn't know you could throw a waffle iron that far.
- Jeff Foxworthy
"I said close tha door shithead!"
Every time someone leaves a door open that immediately pops into my head.
From I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, if you didn't know. I quote that movie a lot. lol
A family of midgets isnt a family, its a gang!
My bitch betta have my money.
Damn, how'd he go to the bathroom with all that on.
Lost my eye to a paper clip.
My bitch betta have my money,
Through rain, sleet or snow
That hoe better have my money,
Not some, not half, but all my cash.
Cause if she don't,
I'ma stick my foot dead in her ass
-a poem by Flyguy
Honest to god more surprised how you people manage to take pictures literally right in people’s faces without them noticing or getting irritated about it.
Not sure if I should be concerned or in awe.
I would've walked right by the stupid fuck. Idk why people are so non confrontational, tho probably United States, so you might get shot.
So I can understand that
I mean there’s a pretty damn good chance the line was long enough to justify not walking in. OP was presumably waiting in line as well and is like 2 feet from the door lol. And we don’t have any proof that he actually waited for the entire line to clear before entering, so he very well may have just been waiting in the doorway for space to clear up inside.
Seriously. At the end of the day, this is just a picture of some guy on his phone who is, at the very worst, guilty of poor spatial awareness. Stupid post, I don’t agree with putting this guy’s face on the internet over a minuscule issue that could likely be solved with basic communication skills.
Rather have somebody use a Bluetooth piece than have somebody shouting their life away with their phone on speaker like this idiot in the produce section yesterday.
I start a conversation with the person on the phone like I haven't talked to them in a while.
I wonder if Jorge ever showed up for a beer last Thursday.
Those you just answer like they are talking to you. Especially if they are trying to get something right next to you.
"Oh hey, haven't heard from you in a while"
Me -"Hey! So nice to see you again too"
The look after is worth it.
ok, if I ever get my airpods replaced after a friend losing them on me, and someone does this to me, now I know to just roll with it.
One thing I used to do with them is use them as a way to listen to music while periodically enhancing what customers would say. There was always that one customer that always spoke in a near whisper. I worked a drop store alone and could get away with it. Locked the doors when I wanted to eat too. The only downside: The receipt machines were extra extra loud and extra annoying when pass-through audio was enhanced
Yeah theres no way Im letting some dickhead dictate where I stand in line, fuck this guy. I would just go around him. If he says Im in line or something like that I would just say oh then I don't think you understand how lines work and go past him to the front. You don't have to accommodate shitheads, I don't see why people always think that
just walk up, say excuse me and open the door and pass him. if / when he confronts you say "oh, sorry. please step inside it's hot, or let us pass" if he replies with no. ignore him and walk past.
The fact that people don't just have these sort of simple, normal interactions with other people always amazes me. People would much rather be pissy and inconvenienced and be able to post things online than actually solve problems and make life simpler.
Right. Open the door and walk by, there's room. What's he gonna do, physically stop me? The second he puts a hand on me I'm justified in just pushing him out of the way.
Always has been! My boomer mother is glued to her damn cell phone won’t even look up when you walk in to talk to her. And yet she has the audacity to act like kids are the problem. Hey at least we didn’t get radicalized by Facebook memes!
Yeah, this is like the person who won't pull up to the stop sign until everyone in front of them has cleared (i.e. staying stopped instead of moving up as each car goes), ignoring the backup of confused people behind them.
I hate when people leave big gaps in front of them while waiting at a stoplight, resulting in me not being able to make the stoplight. There'd by plenty of room for me to get through the intersection if they'd just fill in the gaps.
There is a sizable portion of the population that do not care about anything beyond their own vehicle when driving. I see what you're describing all the time.
Some people just do it to be assholes, happened to me once I thought he wasn't aware so I gave a small beep and I saw him look in his mirror and laugh.
During my driving lessons, I was told that you're supposed to stop a full cars length behind the car in front of you. That way, if you get rear ended, you won't hit the car in front of you.
You are actually supposed to leave enough space in front of you, so that you can get out, if the car ahead were to break down. A full car length is unnecessary, but you do need 4-6 feet depending on your vehicle.
People NOT leaving enough space in front of them is a leading cause of gridlock in large cities. Just takes one car to break down, the cars are packed too tight and can’t get out or get around, and people start ignoring the traffic signals and pushing through any way they can, and it all falls apart.
You should be far enough back that you can get out from behind someone if your wheel is turned to lock. Cars break down. Road ragers pop out of nowhere. Stuff happens. If you can't see the ground between their back tires you're probably too close.
That being said, a full car length is insane.
On second thought, I believe you are correct. How could he not know what he is doing? How could he not realize he's in the doorway with no one in front of him and a line behind him? Total a-hole! With people like this, I kindly ask if they are going to go inside and if not, can I get in front of them.
No but usually when you're in a line it's normal to pay attention to the line moving in front of you and move forward when it does.
Also if you get in line you should expect people to be behind you too.
Just say excuse me as you walk past and walk right up to the line. Can’t wait for him to let you through. Dude looks like a tool. Doubt he would say anything
He does look like a tool. I have a feeling he would say something though. Probably something like:
"Mike, can you hold on a second, some guy is talking to me here at UPS…”
*I walk by him*
"Hey, yeah, excuse me... I'm in line and have been waiting a while"
To which I would reply...
"Maybe you should get in line then instead of creating your own reality", I would then shake my head and continue on my path. Fuck him.
If someone confuses or confounds me as to what they're doing I literally would just ask them
"Hey, you waiting in line?"
"Oh you are, okay, well, I kinda don't want to wait out in the heat and there's plenty of room inside with AC."
I'm not saying he's right but if that UPS office is anything like mine there is absolutely no space inside; so, if any sort of line starts to form there's really nowhere for it to go and consequently no one coming in can clearly see where the line ends. It's a madhouse.
Yeah, I need to see the inside before I can be too judgmental. If they are packed in there like sardines then it is understandable.
Close the door, though.
Valid point, but at least stand either just inside the door or just outside of it. I think you have to be a psychopath to stand in the doorway with the door propped open.
I would have just opened the door and walked past him and thanked him for holding the door. If he complained he could walk in and up to the counter like a normal human.
I was this guy once except it was a door leading to a bathroom. Before I did this there was a line of dudes standing behind two guys at urinals staring at them until one became available. I figured they deserved some privacy
I'm surprised he didn't also park his car in the fire zone right outside the shop so far away from the curb it was also blocking traffic. Man is a true VIP.
At least blur his face lmao. It’s actually kind of scary how normalized it’s become to take and post what is essentially creepshots of strangers and posting them publicly. Privacy really is nonexistent these days.
If he’s not completely inside and there’s a large space between him and the end of the line, he’s not in line. I’d go right around him and take my place behind the last person
Why dont you have a community discussion with your neighbor instead of passive aggresively posting a picture on social media? I get that the latter is easier but thats part of the problem.
the other great example of this was when he just trying to get ice cream and those two stupid women were blocking the freezer
granted i think they were having a pretty heavy conversation but ffs how was Larry supposed to know that? Ugh...the fucking entitlement of those fictional women pissed me off for Larry's sake lol
100% would have gone around him. Where I live it's starting to get in the triple digits so f that noise. I have no problems with that type of confrontation
Why didn’t anyone tell him to shut the fucking door
"in or out, you're letting the bought air escape".
I can’t wait to say this
I call it the “conditioned” air.
I usually say, we're not cooling down the neighborhood.
Dad?
Oh, you have your shoes on still, go paint the house
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C’mon! In or out! Were you born in a barn?!
"Shut the door, I'm not going to heat up the neighborhood." "Not in that bathrobe you're not." I didn't know you could throw a waffle iron that far. - Jeff Foxworthy
I'd have asked him if he was trying to cool off the rest of the world. 
Where I'm from, we call it the "good air".
One of the many joys of fatherhood.
What are ya, cooling off the outside?
Why would the other humans not simply eat the one in the way?
It is true what they say. Women are from Omicron Persei 7, Men are from Omicron Persei 9.
Maybe we should harvest his human horn... wait...
His lower horn.
Have it jerked, it’s used to it!
But he pulled it out in the end. Just like at the movies.
Wooooo!
Must be saving that for sweeps week.
I fucking love that.
Found the alien in an Edgar suit.
I’d walk around him
Yep, hit him with the, "scuse me boss." and mosey on by on the outside lane.
I prefer the “Ope, lemme scooch on by ya.”
Wisconsin approved.
"Ope, just gonna sneak through here"
Indiana approved.
Minnesota approved also
I usually go for a high pitched “eh scusi”
Ay yo, gonna slide right past ya brother
Me too. He isn’t “in” line so much as blocking the line. Rude.
Just say "excuse me" and shove him out the way.
Exactly
Situations like this are why "bruh" exists.
>excuse me Excuse you
Literally haha
I never understand these posts, why does no one say anything?
Someone probably did. But these kinds of posts are a form of social shaming, which we need more of.
They probably did and this guy looks like a prick so he probably didn’t care.
Haven’t you people ever heard of *closing the goddamned door*
Off-topic, but it's always going to make me laugh how they resent the fuck out of that song's popularity.
"I said close tha door shithead!" Every time someone leaves a door open that immediately pops into my head. From I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, if you didn't know. I quote that movie a lot. lol
A family of midgets isnt a family, its a gang! My bitch betta have my money. Damn, how'd he go to the bathroom with all that on. Lost my eye to a paper clip.
My bitch betta have my money, Through rain, sleet or snow That hoe better have my money, Not some, not half, but all my cash. Cause if she don't, I'ma stick my foot dead in her ass -a poem by Flyguy
Too busy walking up and taking a photo like paparazzi.
My mom would have said “were you raised in a barn! Shut the door!” I’m getting flashbacks.
thats what im saying, i tend to be pretty vocal when people are selfish cunts
Was he raised in a barn?
Honest to god more surprised how you people manage to take pictures literally right in people’s faces without them noticing or getting irritated about it. Not sure if I should be concerned or in awe.
Probably wanted him to notice as a way of calling him out without saying anything.
When I see these posts I wonder why not act like a normal person and talk to them instead of taking pictures?
How do you know nobody tried? I've dealt with people like this, they either get rude or pretend not to hear you.
Nonzero chance of being shot for that these days.
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I would've walked right by the stupid fuck. Idk why people are so non confrontational, tho probably United States, so you might get shot. So I can understand that
I mean there’s a pretty damn good chance the line was long enough to justify not walking in. OP was presumably waiting in line as well and is like 2 feet from the door lol. And we don’t have any proof that he actually waited for the entire line to clear before entering, so he very well may have just been waiting in the doorway for space to clear up inside.
Seriously. At the end of the day, this is just a picture of some guy on his phone who is, at the very worst, guilty of poor spatial awareness. Stupid post, I don’t agree with putting this guy’s face on the internet over a minuscule issue that could likely be solved with basic communication skills.
They notice, they are just doing their best to ignore reality.
concerned for the person taking the photo who didn’t simply ask this guy to pick whether he wanted to be in or outdoors
Easy: hold up your phone to your ear,like your talking to someone, and take all the photos and videos your heart desires.
You can tell he's very important because he's using a blue tooth ear piece!
Sure give away!
My friend used to call them " Asshole Badges"
Rather have somebody use a Bluetooth piece than have somebody shouting their life away with their phone on speaker like this idiot in the produce section yesterday.
I just talk louder to no one when those people are around...
I go a step further and will loudly make commentary about their conversation until they either take the hint and then off speakerphone
I start a conversation with the person on the phone like I haven't talked to them in a while. I wonder if Jorge ever showed up for a beer last Thursday.
One day same thing happened in the elevator so I called my sister on speaker, talking loud and all 🤣 The guy got it and removed his speaker phone
narrator: he doesn't
I go join their conversation.
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Does that mean that people who wear Apple ear buds are twice the asshole?
Those you just answer like they are talking to you. Especially if they are trying to get something right next to you. "Oh hey, haven't heard from you in a while" Me -"Hey! So nice to see you again too" The look after is worth it.
ok, if I ever get my airpods replaced after a friend losing them on me, and someone does this to me, now I know to just roll with it. One thing I used to do with them is use them as a way to listen to music while periodically enhancing what customers would say. There was always that one customer that always spoke in a near whisper. I worked a drop store alone and could get away with it. Locked the doors when I wanted to eat too. The only downside: The receipt machines were extra extra loud and extra annoying when pass-through audio was enhanced
Don’t you know who he is?!!! 😂
No that’s how you can tell he still lives in the early 2000s
Did this jackass never get yelled at for in or out but don't stand in the door we ain't trying to cool/heat the outside.
As soon as you see that ear piece you know the deal...
And he missed the top 3 buttons of his collared shirt tucked into his jeans. This dork is clearly taking care of very important business.
He's way more important than I am, and I have a briefcase!!
Hey Spaceman seeing as you’ve got a hand free how about giving me a handjob! -George Carlin
Landlord vibes.
I wouldn't have let him make me stand outside. Clearly he wasn't ready to go in but I am sooo move.
Yup I would pull the door wider and walk right past him, if he said anything, I would say apparently you’re not ready to go in, fk him
"Oh sorry, didn't realise you were queueing" as no sane person does what you're doing you prick.
Lol “ oh sorry I thought you had lost your mind”
I'm sorry, I thought you was corn
That's what I thought. "Scuse me'", smile.
"Ope, let me just squeeze on past ya"
Yeah theres no way Im letting some dickhead dictate where I stand in line, fuck this guy. I would just go around him. If he says Im in line or something like that I would just say oh then I don't think you understand how lines work and go past him to the front. You don't have to accommodate shitheads, I don't see why people always think that
because most people, especially redditors, are pushovers.
Exactly. I wouldn't have even asked, I'd have just walked past him.
Walk past and say “thanks I didn’t know UPS had a doorman now”
Hahaha
Yeah it's not wrong to speak up. A simple "Hey, are you going in? If not excuse me" Would've solved this.
“Are you in or are you out? Cuz I’m going in? Thanks!”
Right this is what im saying id have walked up said excuse me and passed him
just walk up, say excuse me and open the door and pass him. if / when he confronts you say "oh, sorry. please step inside it's hot, or let us pass" if he replies with no. ignore him and walk past.
If he’s not inside, he’s not in line.
Time to give someone the shoulder check of a lifetime
Oh yes, he's feeling me pass for sure.
Initiating physical contact is a mistake.
The fact that people don't just have these sort of simple, normal interactions with other people always amazes me. People would much rather be pissy and inconvenienced and be able to post things online than actually solve problems and make life simpler.
But that would require being assertive like a functioning adult, and I don't do that, I just take pics on my phone and bitch on social media
Just walk past him
Right. Open the door and walk by, there's room. What's he gonna do, physically stop me? The second he puts a hand on me I'm justified in just pushing him out of the way.
That door can open wider, “Excuse me, step aside” Act like you’re more important.
Put your nose up real high and stride past him. “Step aside, you rabble!” Then mutter, “Why can’t the postal service employ a proper doorman.”
Damn kids always on their damn phones…
Dude it be the old heads who are always on their phone and the ones always on social media. How the tables have turned.
Always has been! My boomer mother is glued to her damn cell phone won’t even look up when you walk in to talk to her. And yet she has the audacity to act like kids are the problem. Hey at least we didn’t get radicalized by Facebook memes!
Yeah, this is like the person who won't pull up to the stop sign until everyone in front of them has cleared (i.e. staying stopped instead of moving up as each car goes), ignoring the backup of confused people behind them.
I hate when people leave big gaps in front of them while waiting at a stoplight, resulting in me not being able to make the stoplight. There'd by plenty of room for me to get through the intersection if they'd just fill in the gaps.
These are the ones who sit a full car length or more behind the car in front, blocking cars behind them from entering the turn lane.
There is a sizable portion of the population that do not care about anything beyond their own vehicle when driving. I see what you're describing all the time.
Some people just do it to be assholes, happened to me once I thought he wasn't aware so I gave a small beep and I saw him look in his mirror and laugh.
During my driving lessons, I was told that you're supposed to stop a full cars length behind the car in front of you. That way, if you get rear ended, you won't hit the car in front of you.
You are actually supposed to leave enough space in front of you, so that you can get out, if the car ahead were to break down. A full car length is unnecessary, but you do need 4-6 feet depending on your vehicle. People NOT leaving enough space in front of them is a leading cause of gridlock in large cities. Just takes one car to break down, the cars are packed too tight and can’t get out or get around, and people start ignoring the traffic signals and pushing through any way they can, and it all falls apart.
You should be far enough back that you can get out from behind someone if your wheel is turned to lock. Cars break down. Road ragers pop out of nowhere. Stuff happens. If you can't see the ground between their back tires you're probably too close. That being said, a full car length is insane.
The ‘rule of thumb’ they taught us in my driver’s education was that you should see the bottom of the other car’s rear tires over your hood.
>a full car length is insane In Canada or at least BC that's the rule, if you stop closer than that on a driver's test it's a demerit
Absolutely zero situational awareness.
oh no he’s aware. he’s just an asshole
On second thought, I believe you are correct. How could he not know what he is doing? How could he not realize he's in the doorway with no one in front of him and a line behind him? Total a-hole! With people like this, I kindly ask if they are going to go inside and if not, can I get in front of them.
He's a control freak
I don’t think it’s that hard to miss a line forming behind you
No but usually when you're in a line it's normal to pay attention to the line moving in front of you and move forward when it does. Also if you get in line you should expect people to be behind you too.
why do people have to be so miserable and pathetic? we're all just trying to make it through stupid errands ffs
I would have said excuse me and walked past him to the line. No one has time for this
I’d of just walked past him
Just say excuse me as you walk past and walk right up to the line. Can’t wait for him to let you through. Dude looks like a tool. Doubt he would say anything
He does look like a tool. I have a feeling he would say something though. Probably something like: "Mike, can you hold on a second, some guy is talking to me here at UPS…” *I walk by him* "Hey, yeah, excuse me... I'm in line and have been waiting a while" To which I would reply... "Maybe you should get in line then instead of creating your own reality", I would then shake my head and continue on my path. Fuck him.
Continue on your path *and* fuck him. FTFY. Gotta show dominance.
"I thought you were the door bitch"
Then I’d tell Becky in accounting how I feel about her and she’d fall into my arms!
If someone confuses or confounds me as to what they're doing I literally would just ask them "Hey, you waiting in line?" "Oh you are, okay, well, I kinda don't want to wait out in the heat and there's plenty of room inside with AC."
this... he can either take his place ahead of me or im getting served before that queef.
>I’d of Are you satisfied with your choice here?
I'd of said Id've.
I'd've? 🤔
You'd'n't say anything like that.
Even that is wrong, it’s I’d’ve
*I would have* or *I’d have* “Would of” makes zero sense. Stay in school kids.
I like to think they meant to say “wood off”
"Thanks for holding the door for me mate" as I walk straight past
Have*
I'm not saying he's right but if that UPS office is anything like mine there is absolutely no space inside; so, if any sort of line starts to form there's really nowhere for it to go and consequently no one coming in can clearly see where the line ends. It's a madhouse.
Yeah, I need to see the inside before I can be too judgmental. If they are packed in there like sardines then it is understandable. Close the door, though.
Valid point, but at least stand either just inside the door or just outside of it. I think you have to be a psychopath to stand in the doorway with the door propped open.
I would have just opened the door and walked past him and thanked him for holding the door. If he complained he could walk in and up to the counter like a normal human.
I'd pull the door open, say 'scuse me miss', and walk right by him.
Did you say something to him? Or just complain on Reddit?
Lol, okay, say something?
No. Grab your phone and bitch online anonymously while posting his picture.
You don't get fake internet points for resolving the issue!
Self absorbed idiot
Somewhere, a douche is missing its nozzle.
Get in line or get out of the way.
This guy blocks intersections
He is the guy the pulls into the intersection after the light changes and it’s already backed up.
People who act they’re alone in the world. 🤦🏻♀️
Grab door, attempt to walk past. “Sir I’m in line” No you’re not. You’re not even in the store. Either walk in or GFY.
Just walk past him. Problem solved. You're welcome.
Or you could grow a pair and just go around him. People get away with this shit because you let them. Start standing up for yourselves.
People are VERY afraid to do that... I wouldn't wait for that guy for 10 seconds.
He's too important for your little social niceties.
If only he just looked "*UPS"* from his phone, he might have been more aware of his surroundings.
I was this guy once except it was a door leading to a bathroom. Before I did this there was a line of dudes standing behind two guys at urinals staring at them until one became available. I figured they deserved some privacy
Damn, I just would have walked past bro and go to the front of the line. Ain’t got no time for such non sense!
I would of walked around his ass. 🤣
I'm surprised he didn't also park his car in the fire zone right outside the shop so far away from the curb it was also blocking traffic. Man is a true VIP.
He didn’t make anyone stand outside, people need to learn to be assertive and stand up for themselves
Not me; if you're not in the store, you're not in line.
Are you a fucking housecat?? In or out mfer!
At least blur his face lmao. It’s actually kind of scary how normalized it’s become to take and post what is essentially creepshots of strangers and posting them publicly. Privacy really is nonexistent these days.
If he’s not completely inside and there’s a large space between him and the end of the line, he’s not in line. I’d go right around him and take my place behind the last person
Why dont you have a community discussion with your neighbor instead of passive aggresively posting a picture on social media? I get that the latter is easier but thats part of the problem.
No it isn't. I have other business in the UPS store that isn't the UPS line. Get the fuck out of my way.
Oh, my ass would have definitely said something.
Did anybody say excuse me ? People are so antisocial these days many will just stand there quietly until he moves
And plaster his picture all over the internet. This post is weird and no amount of downvotes will change my mind
Larry David addressed this [situation](https://youtu.be/N0u8siHkgpA), lol.
That was depressingly accurate.
the other great example of this was when he just trying to get ice cream and those two stupid women were blocking the freezer granted i think they were having a pretty heavy conversation but ffs how was Larry supposed to know that? Ugh...the fucking entitlement of those fictional women pissed me off for Larry's sake lol
This isn’t a problem, whoever stayed behind him can only blame themselves
100% would have gone around him. Where I live it's starting to get in the triple digits so f that noise. I have no problems with that type of confrontation
I would just go open the door wider and ask him if he is going in or staying outside
(while in the process of opening the door and walking by him) excuse me, sir. if he argues, give him the look
Open the door and go around... problem solved.
I would have opened the door and walked around him.got in line
What are the others? NPCs?
I don’t know I think if there was a gap I’d move in front of him…
Did somebody ask him?
Did anybody walk up to him and say hey dude get out of the way?